Friday, August 18, 1922
PAGE FOUR
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IV OFFICIAL
' JUST WHY IT IS A CURVE, WHO KNOWS?
' Hot Lake's overhead 1ms been cnile1ed fur several
days and that $75,000 bridge across the railroad track is
HOW in use. ' '
It is amusing to hear the remarks or people who cross
the expensive piece of construction.
. Borne will say, "My, why the curve?" To those unfa
MlUjiir with the crossing it might; be well to state that the
engineering feats are, to say the least, a trifle eccentric on
.this overhead, for about the middle of the cement st riieturi:
a curve has been made, and before tin; opposite end is
reached it develops into quite a hump, as it were.
, .Naturally this seems strange 1o the uniiiiormoii, aim
perhaps the informed might have a hard time explaining
it.
f It is claimed to lie modern engineering and perhaps it
Js. There are so many modern things that one must be
careful else he will make a donkey out of himself asking
questions.
V Colleges have taught and are teaching strange and
weird things. Perhaps the curve in the Hot Lake over
head is the product of some eccentric engineering school;
perhaps the bridge was started across t lie railroad track
Hfraight and the wind was so strong that the other end
of the bridge was twisted around ; perhaps it was too incx
pplisive in its first form and therefore had; to be changed
to absorb a certain alloted sum; perhaps two engineers got
into a friendly argument and in order to settle the matter
without leaving a mark on the professional courtesy each
decided to go half way which leaves a very sharp curve in
thq bridge. ,
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FAKE ROYALTY.
.THE OFFICE CAT
BY JUNIUS
HULL NOT TO
GIVESUPPOR
Tor mar,yt year we wondered what
H. V. 0- stood for. Now we knew
Before Volstead Drought. '
A man without a memory is like
u chicken without a head. (No, I (fid
not mean that kind! .Must certainly
not!)
ItADIO.
There is music in the air.
weather rej.irts, crop statistics,
stuff and curtain lectures.
Also
uplift
Those New York society women sholdu't feel so bad
about the exposure of the bright, voiing man whom they
entertained as "Prince Louis Jlcnri de Chateranx do I'us
nigny de Bourbon." Instead of being heir to the throne ni
France and the chosen pal of the late lamented czar, it ap
pears that the charming stranger was merely a gifted liar
named Scharm. Hut what of that I lie is the same. man
How that he was before, and no doubt just as charming,
tfiftia and distinguished, if anybody will give him the
chance to exercise his talents. '
Moreover, to an open-minded citizen outside of River
side Drive and1 the fashionable residence sections of Long
Island, the false prince, with all his defects, really pos
sessed certain merits unusual among princes born to the
purple. Foremost a ig them, he .earned his living a
large part of the time. Such expenses as he chose to pay
out of his own pocket seem to have been paid mostly from
wages earned asa munition worker in New LondenConu.,
attd as a cook in a New York house of refuge.
; Hy day, this remarkable lyoung man was an honest
"workman. Hy night he was a prince charming. Appar
ently he gave full recompense to both bis emplnvers and
his entertainers. Why, then, should the social' leaders
Veep? Even when he turned crook, young Scharni was
at least as worthy as some of'thcir noble and roval truest s
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jiunoi'MMiig ocuer crcueiu mis.
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ITS THEORY, JUST THEORY.
r J lie Albaiuy Herald, published under the
u. v jumps i mis paper up lor ml i mating that colleges hnvt
taken the future farmer from the farm and thus weaken
ed the fighting power of the agricultural section of th
titate.
'in j i. . , i .. . i , . . . .
-income neraiu goes at length to t heorize on what
leges are doing or should do in advancing agriculture ami
Juaking the f-inu more attractive, aloiig'with many other
statements which sound verv much like a commencement
address delivered by PresidVnl Kerr.
AVe will confess that what the Herald savs sounds ..,.,!
we used to deal in the same kind of statements about what'
is termed education, but no more '
1 1 i
-iMiegeti euiieiuion as dealt out bv the coll,
ic. mng ;oi making nun ilisconlentt
unialll town life, fastening expensive
ding h.m liome a dependent rather than j
it: itn n. 4, .1: : . . ii. i- , i
jm. u.-i- lw tutiisc1 uit' inns iminvr.
Wo would liko IW tho AIIi.imv lloraKl t. donv
i'liiircs and ji-uvo it,s deiii;il.
M :-;dcrn vorsion: (Juld help tho rich;
the jiuor fftn b(Mtlef.
OjiixnuMit of Cdvcnuir Oloott
j in liocount Issues State-!
ment Saying tllere Js Noj
j JJeason why Je should !
t ' Hiipjiort Olcott. j
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! PORTLAND, Aue. 18. CharloJ
Hull, oik the eve of his departure fori
Mai sin ic-hi, issued a statement in
which he aid he felt no- obligation t
support Ben W. Olcott for governor
in th November election.
Mr. Hall was Oleott's onponent in
the Republican primary election and
I also ui the recent iccount contest.
I Mis statement follows:
i "I have been asked repeatedly what
! my futute course would bo. in view
j of the abandonment of the election!
contest miu in tne cucuit court cf
I Marion county.
"H is unlottunute that it is not
! possible to uppeai to a higher court'
: aome ot tne anou.i tlteisions of the
circuit couit which have been handed
down in interpretation e,f the election
laws. The fundamental object sought
to be obtained by the primary law
hat of separating the patties so thut
each party can select its own stand
aid beaters without interference from
other parties has been wiped out
by one of the circuit court decision-;
from which 1 am advised there is no!
appeal- It has come as a shock Ui
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FLAPS AND FLAPPKHS.
I bru 'ht a new automobile of a dealer!
With bumpers of nickel behind anJ my supporters to karn that the court
oei'iro; .jean stamp as legal the invasion of
But fearing that someone might pos-j the Republican primary by thousands
ibly steal 'ert of Demociats and members of ether
1 had my initials engraved on the-parties for the sole purpose of cant
door, nig their vote upon religious and un-
I pucluied Mime overalls, too, and a. American grounds introduced into the
jumper, j campaign by Governor Oicott's various
To wear when I crawled underneath, proclamations and thus force unon the
on my back, voters of Oiegjn practically a second'
Or utimmg ' pump er ana malting) Uemociatie nominee. Neither does it
tube-; plumper, I accord with the apparent intention of
Whenevi.r 1 picked up a nice lituei that statute piohibiting pneiits,:
tack. pieachers and officers ,f churches
tiom influencing voters except by j
"public speech or public print" to re-
ceive irom the court a decision tmit
She toid me, in anger, she'd get out: pi oof in such cases caniot inciude in-
f i in I wall:, 1 terrogation ol eitner the priests theni-
L'nless I s!ove- dewn for the dear, solves or of the voters themselves a.i
little chickens, ; to how such voters cast their ballots
Exclusive Styles Found in the
COSTUME ROOM
AT N. K. WEST & CO.'S
Vhoro one may s;U'Ct ln r wardrolio fi-om tho must -vlui'. ''
ready-to-wear department. "The Costume ltoom," at On- cM:v ae
xouth end of thin department.
Whre1 one may select lier ivardrolH' from the t uxeliuivo
of apparel, and In entire privai'y.
In this new "Costume Iloom'' are found i h'' tliiii'w t!i:t! in;ii;.'
for particular distinction rubrics of fine (iiialiiy, iiicein-ss of fin
iKhiliK and detail and above all, style newness-. I lii'so ure
urea of the frocks, coats and suits foimd in our "Costunn- Uuoim."
Not only is this an added service. Imt it inublis us to carry
In our regular stocks, garments oi a finer typo, the nio.-t , thi:h''
frocks tbat are shown only In the bitter shops of the ciin-.i.
Wo Invlio women who desire sometliinf! more exclusivvly cor
rect and ultra flue in quuiily to visit our new "(.'osUiiue IMoiu'"
now while it Is budding with newness.
The New Autumn Footwear
S6i & TO
From wific I learned thai I drove like
the dickens
Tho illustration, below shows a new fall .jump of AK.MST
of fine quality trimmed with beiae colored socle and Ii b :
heel. It is only one of the dozen now styles we are slne,.iai,' in
IIih shoes are also here, buth for wumeu ami jirls.
t ' Prices are somewhat lower In many Instances. The
Also remember this store Is "The Cantiloer Store
"ARMSTRONG'S"
Footwear
7 For Women
ss tiiidil''S.
low lOOtW'
It is brown calf
Not the .very low
ar tor early
full.
r.uie from K.nU to $10.
A Ilu stinted to cross with a flutter
ing sipiawk!
Hut when I began to look out for the
f lappet s,
And siowed down according to rule-,
iiKi a man.
as ccun.-el have advised the only con
clusive proof in respect to this matter
must be the admission of each voter
illegally influenced that he was co-eiced.
Prior to primary day, Portia nt
KxrliiMVi' A'cnis
C v 1 he
CANTILEVER
SHOE
Oxl'in'ds and Shoes
imw Jii sloe
k. Illlll
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can public school system above lh.
threat tf religious opiwsition.
So far as any office is concerned, I:
have no nmbitions. If it is possible
for me, however, to further a principle,
or advance a cause which will enable'
me Ui devote my best efforts to bet
tering the present economic situation
of the state, it would appear to be my
Those smilin genti uppers made both-newspapers carried the statement that
of us snappers, j the election authorities held that re-
F,or wifin said, "Drive as fast asiejrjstiatun to parties other than those
yotl can!" Ln which the voter was registered
.1 would not be permitted on election . (juty to sacrifice my personal desires
"Now if you're unable to tell em (iay; but it appears that in tho.-e pri.-jHmi think only of the service that may
iifiart, sir,' 'cinets in Marion county where th'j;ue rendered.
My bet'.er hall said in a sarcastic i suppc i ters of Olcott were otherwise
way, ' advised, they were permitted to voU.
'Til analvze both of 'cm right at the Mmj djti vote for Mr. Olcott. This re-
L-ver need go
tart, sir.
Hereafter, your eyes-
astray.
The XhU f th? chit ken is known by
the wjg, sir, .
The flapper known by the flick
erirg eye;
With short skirt that clings, sir, and
k ng-tegged things, sir.
ciristiation appears to have been Per
mitted generally in only a few of the
counties.
4 Throughout the campaign, as well
as since the election, 1 have refrained
fiom speaking or writing n wo id that
would be fairly interpreted ai encour
aging religious or other dissensions
it it-i nbs.diitelv true that I did take.
To wear, so nun star, win two goodjm,d siin take, a positive definite
isotis why- istnnd in favor ol the so-called "(,ym-
I pulsoi v School bill' and of all th.rs
WHY M FN LOSF THK Tit AIL,
Little longer skirts and we men
will be looking where we are going.
principles of the American public
school system involved in the proposed
passage of that bill because 1 know
that the public school system is one
NO SALE. - tf the fundamental factors in our sys-
"1 want," said the very plain gnltem of govei nnu-iit, ami 1 favor com-
"a beok entitled 'Cultivate lour Nat-, pulsury attendance therein, at least m.i
ural lieauty'." ; the primary grades. 1 believe in
"Hi re it i," said the clerk, who ginning at an early age, and mnking
wante-f to be sociable- "Are you get-jevery el'f irt to strengthen and build upi
ling it for a friend?" . (this typical American institution. iJ
And the very ('lain girl put her; am eonsri:us of no religious prejudice i
miiM iinrk into her batr and went -hut I nlaeo mv loyalty t the Amer.-jJ
right out.
Oregon today stands in a peculiar
position before the country. Strug
gling under a tax burden almost un
bearable, it is torn and worn by relig
ious political warfare. Those in of
ficial position who should give thought
to and aid in a solution of economic
pi blems are content with doing those
things which appear to bring tem
porary political preferment.
"I wish to take this occasion to ex
press my deepest appreciation to th:it
plurality cf Republicans who so gen
et ously supported me in the primaries,
and also to those who instituted and
prosecuted the contest in my behalf.
"The purpose of this statement is to
advise friends and foes that my obliga
tion to sunnort the nomine" :m-utM l
when I entered the p)!marie-. ! 's .
bind me t- supnort an a'-le'id n
when the cettif-calc of noniin:.t :
secuied by I Vmo'Tat:-. eh;m:r.!i.r .
nation on election ii tv e-.r;i i v l .
spirit of the law and the inU'iit o;'
legislature"
Wither Hall will iu:i a-; mi ir.
Pendent candidate fr govr r in
Xovemiier election tv I l.r 'v. n ;
Mr- Hall wi-ald rot iii.i'.e a ; tt;: .:;
on that subject.
Iowa LcuCj F.-rrn Products,
'.va liavN aU Hie ftates In
value ul t'.iini prodtiets.
the
cavks to r-K LK,irn;i.
-ROSEnunr., am
electrifying the On ;von c
stiuct.ing a huge power
city for the pu. p s'' v.t r 1 o
Weo'nesiiay by V. H. hater,
engineer in eh::rgr of rou'is ;
erpower of th" )'e;"r;Li i :es
here f.'r cenf-iriK-r; with "
ervi.-ors. A bil ; -k i jj a
prepi ie.ti'.n f. r tins pin -p -e
lief ore oongre-'s, aci-.n (iirej- t
and when fun. -is aie ;i,';ii!:i'
will be commence I. M. .'i r i
lights wilj b" stvtnnr a: fie i
lr-:! th' ,m:c''o-:T hr- :-v--.
lilt il ill the
Gentlemen
art' not the
Only
dues fur whom .
Shaeffer Makes His Fa-,
mous Lifetime Pen.
They en me
sizes ilaiu oi
-liadow of 0.
Hi- -It
ki u j.rirl
She-- on c,:n never
intcic-t fiom me, then."
my piin.'iile never to
expect any
Wif,
haul Ii.
is - afe
is like a liase'iall umpire. It s;
. make lier lu'lieve her husband1
when he's out.
ii n i Ki i'isii sidktuacm:!).
".lehnnv. I'm afiaid I'll net see yoa
in heaven," said the father to his er-j
ran' f-'un.
"Whv. what have you been duim;,
n'"v, I'op'.'"
I The only Ihiii!
or a ra mv
lav
r sonic pi ' pie
is rheu-nnl isnl.
t's iodav
wiili farm or
upon him, son-
H'lpor, ami 1 horo
those
l l 1 AS UO l IS OI'I NFI).
S.M.KM. Au-f. IS. - The insl h'a;l of
hot sloff ;! diimoed ooMhe Salem
Da'la hii;hway 'edne,lav and th
ad lias now 1mo-i , m for traffic.
The lo.i I was first p'aiinel several
v,ais aeo. lie! Iris 1-,-en iv.'ld up sever
al timi ; bv liliiration. The stnt.-h
from lliuii'.'s comer to Pallas has
been cenv,i!. te, t'lis year, a liistanc.'
of about se.e-i mile-'
Views of Others
i medians for
Stieet Je-uiml.
a rainy (fay. Wall)
-niKitmmnrmmnryiitnirumi niniinM
j FIND IT MERE
XOTlt'Iv- All ons"us having hills
ngnln-t la tiiui-K b;i.t-hall elu'n
ple:i.se present a!lle ti Os-jir .I-'hn-
son. i-iu-o;
BUNION as
for 50 Years
NOW GONE
Cured by Fairyfoot
"I. have had bunions for &0
years,'' says Mrs. It! 11. Har
rows, ol I'tah. "and not able
to walk without misery. Since
using I-'uiryt'oot 1 have had
great relief and the 'bunions
have disappeared."
.Musi llel or No Pay
Kajrytoot is guaranteed to gtvo
satisfaction or you get your
money buck. Hon't keep on suf-fi-rttm
when you can have this
remarkable remedy w h 1 c U
usually removes the pain in
two hours ami then causes the
bunion really to melt away.
Come tor a hox today. Mouy
refunded If not satisfied.
, SOUxXD
Ked tross Drug Morei
The Promise
of Tomorrow
The possibilities of dho future are the incentive
to work and strive for the attainment of some
thing we think is in sijilit for tomorrow, it
gives courage and strength to endure hardship
ami disappointment.
You may insure your
savings aecount with us
of your earnings of today
means of 'garantee of the
in short
with ring,
or clip and in ebony or
liiii. mam or
landed. These nens
ire not I'm-
wised
!d
Ladies
future by opening a
from a small portion
and build upon it as a
promise of tomorrow.
br.i
tin
it'll
ii. any men
short models
ov pockets or
watch chains.
pre lei
for
LA GRANDE NATIONAL.
BANK
Capital and Surplus, $285,000.00
RELIABLE
1'ROGliESSlVE
On display at
r"':;i;v';; da joists
'Hie ideal pen for school.
They can't bust 'em.
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winl- comes :ll nuil
t bt-faind ? Wall Stirct .loin nul.
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People Wouldn't Die so Young if They Would
Make a Practice of Reading Our Advertisement
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A satisfied customer is said to be any sUes' U-.-t adveitisemcnl . Oiu
seems to ,si"iiifv that we are succeeding in sa!i1'ymg our trade. We have al
our ciis'toiners above that of immediate, profit. IJesifles pfvidmg Uit- V
con inicnce that a drug store sliould lilive. .
Use Our Telephoss .Use Our Tree Ilivtry 2ivice Have Your Packages Weighed
ising Inismess
plai-ed tlic welfare ,4'
best service vf- install ever
v
The niimlic,
Vol-tcad law
hiOt is
P)ilc it be Q,
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of (leoi... win, t(a0 (1, .
be.aa-e it di-n't pro
i-'d by the m,!ei.,r wii..
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! MATTRESS SHOP and;
WEAVING WORKS
ef all kinds
Directoriei
AVe want f-'ou to feel at home hon yoa is.it our store and if there
urn think will add to the efficiency of our service we'll welcome your :
Our Parctl ?osi STct Appeals to Eur.il Residents
are any
uriresiions
Refer to osf
iee features whicil
clenned
I'eailler Kl'lutl .Itlnc.
W.r 4i htfe. w -tol fear W KV
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Mall, esses
! Illd rebuilt
I Kau Kims and t-'luif UUsS
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I i'jirpel ntul l'j I'leanlng
P1U, l.r.ll anil up
4 C'has. 1'., '.wards. Viop.
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