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Thin lobster, caught eft Nova fecptta end displaced at Bostou, weighs
tl X-i pounds enough to feed an entire chorus. - ' - , - -
Pirate Lass
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Miss Rcneo Darmont says she'll
climl," the rlBftlng at the floating
tall, a fete planned by the Pirates,
tvei.'d organization of artiste and
others In Greenwich Village, New
Tork.
(Hy Associated .presw)
PORTLAND, June T.Viri once,
got in trouble at 17. Tho nverngo
is now 15. J
"Uirla of 17 who Ret in trouble are
usually hard-boiled. .
"The nub-flapper is a chilil-vamp of
about 13 who f hould be "playing With
dolin.
''Children are ton rniart for thoir
parents Ihe. fiays."-!C- Vj;." '
TheSe are the views of Miss 'Martha
Randall, superintendent of tho wom
en's protective division, on the mooted
flapper question.
More of Miss Randall's epigramatic
statements are:
"The ssuporrrime is yotmgsiers ncinK
allowed to go out unattended
"We want ma ami pa to buck up
and not be afraid to cross their chil
dren. "Paiental control is needed; not the
shifting of responsibility to schools,
Sunday schools, boy scout and. camp
fire organizations.
"Parents seem indifferent.
"Portland is no better than, nnd
ju.-t as bad as, any other city in the
country on this flapper business.
UNION, Ore., June n. Practical-!
ly everything I" now lined up for
the putting on of the Fourteenth
Annual U ""' ' nl1-
On Wodiienday evening the associa-
1 tlon held lMr " 1,111 prior
to the presentation or tne o.g
and the various committees made
their reports.
Announcement reiuhes that as?o-;
elation thnt the first day being Ilak-i
er'e day, our neighboring city In
the adjoining county -will be with I
us In full force and that they wilt
brlnn Hh them, under the au-j
iDlct Ot the Baker Chamber all
Casoeierre, Jlielr and of 25, plcTes.
le erUI fibgwwee nnnle en route,
tn (.'km at wr UB btwewn the
to ellrt ant thelf Joining In the
rrala "ot tor the Stock Show."
tprk ho ?
n torthew atdoi 10.100 t
M IJi,f rIl Ik Ua Ho
ilAitv of "ppp" and vim" to Rive
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FLAPPERS' AGE
LIMIT 5 LOW
UNION READY-TO
Villon anvthln desired f the ew
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a Lobster ,
Another
Gladys Walton, screen beauty, has
won a divorce from Franlt R. Lid:
dell, Jr. f Sho says he didn't con
tl.i...,. . ,n j- .rir.nrr!. o theti; 1?1nta,
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of music during the day. And the
whole thing will be' gratis, compli
mentary to the show.
line? horses of high clnsa "rc
now ouurlcred at the fair grounds
and otherss are on their way to
Union. The burking hoise contin
gent so 'far arrived flrwm fit and
ready. Sec the dust fly when they
start performing.
It goes without saying that the
other features oro well ibulanred
and of the UKtinl hig'i standard.
Nothing has been slabbed In an ef
fort to mako the show -the best
ever.
The association takes tlfls oppor
tunity of extending a hearty wel
come toall to be presnsnt nt- the
rnlori '. Live Stock show :d Union.
June 7-8-ft. '
, TEACHEKS" EXAMINATIONS.
Notice is hereby viven ' that the
county Superintendent of Union coun
ty, Oruijon, will hold the rojfular ex-:
amination of applicants for State Cer-
tificatea at La (I ramie high school as;
fullows:
Commrncinfr Wednesday June H,
1922, at 9:00 o'clock a. m. and con
tinuinp until Saturday, June 17, 1922,
at 4:00 o'clock p. m-
1 Wednesday Forenoon.
U. S. History, Writinir (penman
ship), Music, Drawing.
Wednesday Afternoon.
Physiology, Reading, Manual Train
ing, Composition, Domestic Science,
Methods in Reading, Course of Study
for Drawing, Met ho Jit in Arithmetic.
Thursday Forenoon.
Arithmetic, History of education,
Psychology, Methods in Geography,;
Mechanical Drawing, Domestic Art.i
Course of Study fur Domestic Art.
Thursday Afternoon. -Grammar,
Geography, Stenography,,
American Literature, Physics, Type
writing, Methods in Language, Thes-
FOR SALE
One National Ccrdit Sys
tem. 1 'Underwood' Typewriter.
One KxtiU Bnttein-.
AutomohiJc Tires, S2x3'j.
Grant Cat Fixtures.
Nets aiil SfH-mid Hand
(iortia lb iiL'lit and Sold.
C02KfeSI0N AND
v .JKERAGE
!;
pe-llr
$ ;
Released From
r Mrs. John Jenklna (center) and Miss Kaifiryn Mc-lnnan woro chained
in a pit In a sbuck near Omaha, Neo,. by a inadman. 11. B. Buyd, irolng
.totbelrrcscue, also was chained. Willie the rnutUac wus dltfKlns a Brave,
tor Uoyd, Itoyd fieed tiluuelf ui-a tho woaua.
' "..ft i. ' ' v.'.r, , '. . . " , .v.. :.. :'
Uermany Resumes
. . u, fKiiiuvuiiic wuo ino ravorito sport or uormann
t'or a the start of a race at Berlin, the first in eight years. '
is for. Primary Certificate.
Friday Forenoon.
Theory and1 Practice, Orthography
(spelling). Physical Geograpliy, Eng
lish Literature, Chemistry.
Friday Afternoon.
School Law, Geology, Algebra, Civ
il Government.
Saturday Forenoon,
.Geometry, Iiotany.
Saturday .Afternoon.
General History, Bookkeeping.
Very truly yours,
J. A. CHURCHILL. '
Supt. of Public Instruction.
May 30, June S-10.
Lots of 'Em.
It Isn't such a rare thing for n man
and wife to live happily together.
Millions of couples are doing this and
saying . nothing about II. Detroit
Free Press.
MONEY
TO LOAN
On
La Grande Residence
Property
J. R. OLIVER
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Overstrainod eyes may cause a nervous
breakdown that will take years of ef
fort and cost hundreds of dollars to cor
rect, which could have been saved by
properly fitted glasses.
Saving your EYES saves your health
as well as your sight. Our equipment
and methods are the most modern.
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Its Favorite Sport
'is
Lumbago."
This Is a rheumatism ot the mus
cles of the back. It conies on sud
denly and la quite painful. Every
movememt aggravates tne disease.
Qo to bed, keep quite and have
Chamberlain's Liniment, applied nnd
a quick recovery may be expected.
Mrs. F. J. Dunn, urockiport, N. Y.,
writes: "I can honestly say that I
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We fire promt of our record of having furnished
the people ot La 'r;r tie with pure artificial iVe for
the piisf twenty ycirs. We n.re f-till at your scrviee.
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SANITARY ICE COMPANY
Phones 297-J and 297-M,
Good Investment
W. M.
Vit&
J. K. PEARE &
Inquest Delayed j
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Coroner Ed F. FitJ-itomlil. Wosti
. Chester county. N. i .. has set no:
rtnte for the Inquest Into the Blny
Ins of ri.irenco Peters, cx-marlne. .
.to whlfli Walter S. U'aul. million I
u h p. hus f:onleased. A1 , j
Circlina Globe
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Lieut. Col. L. B. Broome now 1.
crossinff lluropo with Mujor W. T.
Blalte, British bird man, on tho first
leu of a HlKht 'around the world.
Chamberlain's Liniment cured mo
of lumbago a year ago Inst sum
mer. When I began using It, I
was flat m my back in bed and
could not turn to tho left or right.
had a bottle of Chamberlain's
Liniment In the liouso nnd this was
applied to my back. It promptly
drove away the pains and aches."
Adv,
Grandy
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buy new Easter )ike and did you ever! You can hardly tell t'other trom
which! Tho best guesalhatjnotjrleon the rUat. w ,
To'-' Bring a
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Get your ice from the M. A. Stillwell Meat Co.
It will b& delivered when you want it.
PHONE MAIN '700
All Who Wear Glasses' and All Who Don't Want to
"". ..) Wear Glasses
' SEE US AT ONCE
TIIK EYES must bo protected from file hoavy glare
i i( tho oli&trlc light.
THE SUNLI'IJIJ-AND DAYLITE UNITS
will surprise you. They all siiy: Who would hellovo It without
swing It themselves? Ho much more light whore you need It at
tint same cost nod every color In tho room so beautiful.
We are Proving the Merits Every Day
AL'S ILLUMINATING STORE
Kim Street near Y. M. V. A.
La Criinde, Oregon
A CLASSIFIED
Refrigerators
Have you taken advantage of our f)00 pounds
of FJJKK K'K with each refrigerator sold this
month? Ifemenilier we are also giving a 15'"'
Discount heside the oOO pounds ofcM, A. Still
well i'ijiik in:.
Oitiscm Hdv. & Imp. Co.
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(Klttv Gordon) and her datiRhter, Vera.
Morning Smile
- To put you In a cheerful mood '
In the morning, have negUte of
cheerful color. Boeeolored wUka. '
Swiss and sheer batiste, rose-dotted
iatfota and rose-sprigged chaWa
are recommended.
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