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(I.. E. fMaypool In 1ml. Dully Times!
.Somewhere in this no mean city
ttf IndianopoliK Home other fcentle
rnnn Ik wearliiK a suit of Hie editor's
I II. .V. I'. He Bent 'em In lite laun
dry anil the Innndry lost 'em. Free
wrlteup In Hie col, for Iheir return
and-im ttieHtk)ns uHkeil.
SIkh In l'liiiiii(i'ailier'H Window
"Your linliy
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And Krauicd
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Sex Line in Juries
Apparently sex equality has Rome
distance to go before it is complete.
Men and women may be equal liefote
the law, but they are not equal in the
jury box. The Fame luw that jrives
the sexes an equal elf Mice to sit p?
jurors in judgment on their -peers
leaves a loophole throiiKh which wo
men's new ritrht may be annulled.
This 1b shown in a famous Ohio
murder case in which the defmdant
was a woman, and in which the de
fense has birred women from the
jury on the ground that women are
not likely to be as fair to un accused
woman as men will he. The ilefrns?
was able to accomplish this renini't
able bit of sex discrimination by vir
ture of the TiKht of 'tyeremp'rry chnl
lenjfe.' Each sitle is allowed 1(1 such
challenges. After exhausting all uf
its devices to bar women from the
.jury throujrh individual oVocMor.s,
the defoiwo was able, by this method,
to male a clean sweep of wmnen not
objectionable for any statutory rry.aon.
This, however, is a kind of discrim
ination which can he applied by both
sides. It is pointed out Hut in a
ease like the one refercd to, the
prosecution has just muih riitht
to bar men from the jury cs the de
fense hns to hir women. If the psy
chological principle here assumed is
accepted generally, we may soon see
the spectjiole In every jury room of
the attorneys for mole cVfendantt us
ing the machinery of the law to ob
4ain female juries, and attorneys for
female defendant usinp it to niitain
male juries. It may b; necessiiry,
then, in order to straighten tliinci out,
to mako new laws on the subject, per
Itaps establishinir the rule that lull
juries must be half men aid half vo-men.
Town Marshall "Voir can't Illicit
here!"
Driver of wagon "Why nol?
Tint Hli.'li says Kine I'or llilf-lilne."
Alll'l They SbiKklii'
(DIclOKraphed al Kim and AdaiiiH
yeslenlay)
"(!en. ain't those iIkIu skirls Ibn
buns, Mary. Home bird durn near
chiickeil me In Ihe ribs wlih a fliv
ver when I lirnnznd across the lime
a moiiienl iikii. Y:iu know, Mary,
I Eutln linncli Ihal they's lilnda
slio.llln iiipo those Kinks, over
I hero tiy Sciii ill oil's lokin' us over.
Ilopti they lose iheir kIkIH. Then,
too. I hose hie.ll curbs Klve me u
chill. Well. .Mary, here comes Dick, i
So li.ni!. .Maty. Say. tell If that
Ki.nl looking fellow there hy lhe
lamp post watches me Ret on, will
you? See you tomorrow "
You don'! know how lucky you
ar. Here's what we have Inst Hum
llin laundry during the immili ol
June.
I handkerchief.
3 socks.
J -2 suit .pajamas.
mil beeveedee's (Adv.)
0 collars.
Tail off one shin.
Tills DalhltiK In Piilillc Is So )ln
TtiilllltfllK (From a classified ad In Ihe Indiana
Dally Times)
WAXTKI) Bachelor wnnls to
rem simfll apartment. Must nave
private until. Address K. 17(i care
ofl'lee.
!ll. MAX fill I KltS
I.lf.-'H I.lltlc TiAeeilles
Tr.vlni? to lrrow lunch money
nrotinil n newspaper sanctum Ihe day
before the Khost walks.
Attention Mairieil Men
It is all ripht lo know n good
IhlnK when you see II, hul yon
should know enoiiKh to lei It alone
when II doesn't biilonn to yon.
I.iiuerlck
(Limerick l.ou)
There was a young man from
Wayne,
Who had a Kay girl, Mary .lane;
lie did hot long tarry.
Hul asked her to marry.
And now she gives liltn a pain.
Foi I
Hul
llnv.' I lie- lick were Ihev
. nl 1it::ii?
(Norwood Christian)
Abe Corey will tell or his I rip to
France and of conditions there as
he found l hem al 7:11(1.
Oh.Wo're Toiiub
There are about eight or Ion
leaks in the pipe line, caused by
blue vllrol having been placed In
Ihe water to Ket rfd of the algae
growing, in the reservoir. A niini.te
quantity of Ibis in Ihe water Is suf
ficient lo eat through steel pipes,
Mr. Garrett declared, although ibere
Is no dunger to human belli us from
those small quantities of vllrol car
ried in the water. Story from Sat
urday's Observer. .
P. S. We have often i been In
doubt as to whether we are human
beings or nol, but now we know
We can't understand how It Is
the $15.(111 clerk nuinaKcs lo dress
belter than Ihe $011. (HI a week boss.
On School House l.awn
Miss Kewple: ''Why so pensive.
Pepper?"
.Mr. Pepper: "I was thinking of
sentimental things, how nice it
would- be If we were married and
lived happily ever afterward."
Kewpie: 'Ask me."
MT. fil.KNN, July 20 I To Ihe F.dl
turl I .noticed in mi article which
appeared in y.ntr valuable paper,
dated .Inly "14, Hint "Oil hopes of
Mt. Glenn are dashed to pieces."
No such tiling as thai has happened.
News or thai son Is misleading and
alisclulely iialriie mill without foun
(latiul), and was undoubtedly put in
by some, one who was basing his
ideas on theory.
It Is true Unit samples of water
were given in ,lr. 1-raacis Cramer!
lo he uiuilyxeil hut wo were later
told by his In! her ihat the young
man did mil mdersland the process
cor.ecily. We do know Unit, men
of high standing and experience
have invesligrited the Mt. Glenn
prospects and according to iliese men
the oil Indiciitlons were no holler
In ihe oil-prodiicinK stales or Texas
and Oklahoma than right here; some
of I hem cliiiai there is more indica
tion here than in some or the oilier
oil slates.
Al till same lime tltere is just a'
much reason lo believe tlint there
Is oil lo be discovered In inn Grande
Hondo valley as in any other slate.
Already ilmic Is drilling going on
In Medl'ord ami it bus beeen report
ed thai a flow ol oil has been struck
although that is not lo be relied up- '
on as a fuel, as lite news varys con-,
slderably. II is certainly nollilng!
unreasonable to t It ink ihat Oregon
will yei be ope ,,r i,e big oil pro
ducing stales of Ihe Union. Onlv
lime will loll.
Kxiiorls from varlc.us oil stales
are exported here soon and this will
lindollbleilly ilelet inino whole'
pioposiiion. liut we must expect
knockers on every hand and in ev
eiy enterprise that is undertaken..
10 veil If an oil well should start here,
someone will be knocking. So llnv
people of tills vbinily are ml dis
couraged iilior arc iheir hopes
dashed to pieces, '
' " .MT. GI.KN.V CITIZKN.
Let Munaingwear Union Suit Vou
nv
1 T
Munsingwear
Headquarters
TT)I MKX, AVOMKX .WD CI 1 1 1.DRF.X
The perfiHt fittitiK underwear ijiat keeps its peifect lit, no
matter how often it is washed.
XlunsliigHciii' has grown everywhere In popularity Willi
discriminating people; it lias grown in l.a Grande because each
year we sell more garments. More people are realizing each
year, the economy in Muiisingwcnr.
How fine they are In quality, how perfectly they fit the
body, how splendidly they meet every lesl nT the lulindiy, how
milch they give it) the way or real c'linrort and service and
how easy they are on your piickeiljook. You will never fully
appreciate until you (real yourself to the inexpesive luxury of
underclothing yourself in the sat (.-factory Miiu-diigwcar way.
rw-itic)
"LOXSDALK"
Muslin Twill
X'ci;il at yoi'd
By h u y 1 n k larpn fiunntltlcH of fiic-Un-y
rotuiiiinlH in thin iitutorhil we
were alite to Hell at nearly hit 1 T its
rcsiiliir price of il 5. You may have
any desired1 number of yanl.s at this
price. . ,
An exceptional oppoitunity to se
cure n HUppty oC- ihiH material, ul
ways adaptable to tj many rtifferenL
uses. Now on wile nt l!r yard.
APRONS
Keci;il iit.
$ 00
It'll
Thorn are lipht and dark materials, mado with
belt or sash and pocketH, Unnid with braid or tape,
or rick rack. There are all sizes, t-oo,
-qf i - n
They are exropl ional values at less than materials
Tor the making would cot you. See them in our rea
dy to wear department. While any remain al JSl.tnt each
The Merry Autidsf ,
love lo ride around each day.
ake my friends," Knid I! men,
And
Congressmen Hay uhey are (jetting
wore at all the criticism heaped, on
ttiem; There's n simple way to wtop
it just fvt bai" and do what they
were sent to Washington for.
'Round The County
Inclilciils villi lliinian Interest
Atli.eli.-il, (OMIieri'il l.y
. 'I'l.e OliMercr,
.North rouib'r .Mill Imiiiioiim
, Tarter, was the founder of the mill, I
so far as the Observer can learn. '
lln 18711 Ihe Woods Interests gut con-
. 1 1 il and In IX'il the mill went Into;
Ihe hands of Kelsey, Gnrham and !
'retlwlllon. About lfi years ago the
present nianaKement, with Chris.
I Johnson at the head, bought ont and j
ran the planl, i
It Is a long, and extremely inter-
Indusirail historv of Tnion county I estlng career Ihat the North Pow-
Exclusive Eduration
An Amcircnn college student, who
was bona in Germany nnil served in
the American K.vpcditonary Force,
went to Germany nfter the war with
the intention of completing his edit- j
cation there. He had earned his way
in America, and supimsed hp could do
the same in Germany. He mail,, var
ious effois at various universities,
without success.
His experiences at- the University
of Hostock was typical, lie rousulted
one of the professors there and ex
plained that he merely wanted n i
chance to attend classes, paying his '
expenses with whatever work he
could get around tuwn. The herr pro-1
fessor was horrified. He said that it i
was quite impossible, and that If the
student persisted on such un unheard
of procedure, the university would be
digra I.
Xo Ameiicun university ever felt
disgraced by the fact that a poor and
ambitious young man wanted to do
manual work to get h education.
Working ones'a way through is the
usual process in this country, rather
than otherwise. In Germany the uni
versities are still neat, led, apparent
ly, as intended only for the "ici-ure
class" and nre nrces-ihlc only to st nl
ents whose parents con afford to pay
all their expenses. The war has not
clwliged the situation at all. German
education is still "exclusive" and "ar
istocratic," in spite of the country's
Mipposcd democratization.
There will be no real democracy in
Germany until there is democracy in
i'-s schools.
Call here for
DEERING and McCORMICK
Haying and Harvesting
MACHINERY
does lint, by any means, originate
In La ('.made. Six years after (he
first perncinent home was establish
ed at Old l.a Craude, a Hunt- milt
l hat was crude in comparison with
today's in idem outfits, but never
theless able to make good flour, was
built at North Powder. The brand
of flour manufactured there was of
'such a (1'iality that its fame reach
ed far-away Fort ltoise, and for sev-
i' early-day stages that
Oregon Trail. hauled
ltoise valley wheal ;j North Powder!
j lo he exchanged for North Powder j
i flour. Chri Johnson, the present j
I manager !" the mill, personally tallt-j
ed to one of (bene slatfo driveis re-1
, pen ( 1 v and po :oine interesting llrst-;
j hand Information about the old j
pt iict tcet
I An old timer of Ihis county, Mr, i
p j ed far-away
p eral years I
It re liked the
der mill has cfented for itself, and
virtually all the present Industrial j
growth and enterprise of Union j
county was originated since that
mill was established.
Mr. Johnson, the present mana
ger, has troubles thut Ihe early-day
managers didn't have, and Mr. John- ;
son's t roubles nre identical with
those of nil millers loday. Willi,
wheat and flour markets topsy tut-;
vy, and the Cooperative Wheat Hit-1
reaus in the saddle, neither Mr. '
Johnson nor other millers have the!
least inkling of what their future
business is to be. Mr. Johnson man
ages to sleep nights in spite of his
worries, declaring his troubles are
no worse that those of the heads of'
other lines of tiade. . j
Cten.Cdrrlr
?flemonal.3roi
IT MVS TO AmYKIITIKR
This monument, erected to the memory of Josoph
Bradford Chit, in Oakwood Cemetery, New York, is a
combination of classic and modern ideas in monument
work.
We have made a profound
study of monument building,
and an order placed in our
hands is sure to receive faith
ful, intelligent execution
We Will Gladly
Furnish Estimate!
Blue Mountain
Marble & Granite
Company.
1302 S Ave.. La Grande, Or.
M. 1
in f;j
There are Three Exclusive
it
Also Genuine I.H. C. Repairs
Guaranteed to fit
Floyd McKennon
Dealer
. '.BO.
Features !
1416 (funis Ave.
La Grande, Ore.
Secretary Hoover nays buinesn is
turninir the comer because people
are settling down to work In earnest.
There's this much truth in it, nt least:
Those who have BcHled down to work
nre turninir the corner.
'llell-nnil-Maria" Ilavvcs made all
the cabinet metmVrs stand up mid
pledge themselves when they hesitat
ed n I mut his biKlcet plans. And now,
from all accounts, he's making them
stand around and hump themselves.
The trouble wi 1i that bonus Is that,
fts matter-i Mand, rt looks more like
nn indemnitr.
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FRONT LACED COKSKTS.
VENTILO BACK, the
NKNTILO FRONT SHIELD
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LOX-1T NON-TILTING CLASP.
Judged by Fit, Workmanship, Wearing
Qualities and Style, LA CAMILLE is
nKvays found the CORSET of
greatest value. A complete line of new models now
on hand.
MRS. ROBERT PATTISON, Cortellere.
Phone Black 81
Residrnre 1912 Fourth St., First Block West of P. O.
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