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INKZ AND HKR CAKKS.
Oh, saw ye fair Inez?
She's gone into the West,
To dazzle when the mm went down,
And rob the world of rest.
Not that it has anything: to do with the subject under dixciiH
sion at all, but somehow the. old ballad is called to mind by the
news of an Inez, far from fair, who dropped in at. the White
House the other day and was received with every manifestation
of joy by the President of the United Slates.
And why not? She was his old colored cook, and she brought
with her n package of cookies for the President "little sweet
cakes with lots of English walnuts in 'em." Guardian policemen
bowed her through the doorway of the executive office with due
eclat, and Secretary Christian whisked her down n corridor
straight to Mr. Harding's private office, where she presented her
gift and held colloquy with the nation's ruler while statesmen
and dinlomats cooled their heels in the anteroom.
Here is a little human picture that interests millions of people
more than any news of imposing ceremonies or conferences on
matters of state. The President likes cookies, with nuts in 'em,
and the machinery of government hud to stop whenever the old
colored mammy who bakes 'em appears at the White House with
a fresh batch. Tell that to the children, if you want to interest
them in the United States government.
United States lias suggested to Germany that she pay the
Allies.. Tint will it not take more than mere suggestion?
The Cnnnibals of Haiti are eating Murines to make the Canni
bals have more bravery. This news will likely have n tendency
to cause n rush at the Marino recruiting stations.
When F.nglund declares modified martial law, as she proposes
doing in her coal strike, one can bet that things are pretty tough
over on the Island.
. Portland has a milk cut find now it is selling for eleven cents
a quart. Another case of where the producer comes down on his
article, hut on other things the high price stick;.
THE OFFICE CAT
bunt died nbniOa week 60 baa a!-1
rwuO tiikCad lur hut Into the rllufi
for a second mafg. It la tumored
Hint an nlmcnl-miiOli'd person wha
'attei.et the funeral lioiikh?d
iwajti thfCWenvijd woman and wish.
a eivnir many return or Hip day.
Ujr JUNIUS
' Fashion XittV
'i By Unf li' Jurvai0
Ih OiiiiiliinK ai-uHna ,or La
ill r i i . will vj rv . w
t " 111 UIILUUliM 2- :
Hut Shi. Wiih SlylNIl
Mury won- a very low out walat.
She worn a very IiIkIi cut Hlilrt ;i!
well.
The men nil tlimiKlit hIid iIii'hhii
11 lit till! WOlllllll tllOUKlll title look
cd like tho inlw Itief.
J'lililfc dliinei'H m-e no lou
frrid to iih bnnquetH.
Do you link iib what wo nr(. Ih'-
IllK oil? Well, Koinn or ux tin; Juki
HvIiik on Hint's nil.
Our lilen of no noil or n jnli If
Hint of helnc. the liiiHlnind of a Inifv
cop.
The liiovloa have I'olveil Hie
lern of iicrootiiiil mioi ion.
!:-
I'tiBta are horn lint nobody lm
over found out why.
(, ramie Uleka, bul1e intltca(lo.i
nre that It nhoul ".HI off."
:u:
DO yo, rt'iieinlar Ihwfotf lit oa
old roadiV naoui tar hit-olna 0o
Haveif Her nililier lover'a llfo'by
l.lndlnt! no I'lle waulilv a ll irip
torn from her tklrtT fay! It aoeld
holla r .SlalM-Mane, to t.'e nf aa ia-h-owIok
tov nail llia any tittay.
Doc Ulley 'rimdn a Hiia-ovf ry on
the Htrctt UKirther day or what ke
tliouu-ht: waja twin, noltra, but a
ciircfifl driidnoBla prove that they
were not itoltera ntnll and that they
weiy not 'on tho neck, or throat,
proper. Don hna rallied from Ike
Klinck and with careful nil mint? t
may recover.
PEPPY SONGS ARE
CIIMP AT lirCT!MP
wwiawtit lliuk. I II1U
rOlttl?ANai A6 S.-e'lTie dnifl
liiK "1 Hin guiloual .ln kUv, Inwa
coveAinx 4ie orathiua of the pro.
motare and the stock companlm. wan
refeiT to flie American Bar Rmo
clailnip today by th thfid Iniernu
tlonnl mining contention. A. W. '
.Vartln, n Chicago inlnlnt; man told
or o i ho Immense Iron oro depnsiiH
alch In values In Columbia county.
Oregon.
PtiSTHE-
STORY BUILDING
The local Moone lodze's biilldlnK
committee int Inal niKht and ilie
cuaaed tentative plana ror en-ctinx
a lodRe home. It was praetii ally '
decided to erict a three story biilld
lnK. Tho first floor is to be used
for business purposes, the second
for club rooms and the upper floor
lit to he divided into office suites.
Whtle no plans have, been nureed
on for the financing. It Is under-
I'stood that several plans are belli
Sonus written and sung by Union j rlqusly considered, and that the
County Ad Club in the. joint Cove-La
(, ramie effort to realize the Cove
mail
THE CURE FOR SOCIAL UN
REST. Sir Ai'lhiiir Ciirrlc, who coimunnd.
cd I he Cumuli a n forces In the World
War and who Is now principal of
i rest of thoiir livn In unalloyed nnsc
land enjoyment, and then dying Willi.
In n few yours of tho time when
they InM asliln1 the harnew rusting
In death Ihioucli Inaction and luck
of ptu-troHC.
i UnlllliiK the harness Is all rlEhl.
MrOIII Ilnlversltr, offers a simple Any jnnn who has In bur net nnd made
remedy for social nnriwt and ills- good deserves a nest and a change
satisfaction. A higher Ideal of niiin-l arte,, lie reaches the iiro of slxly.
hood ami n higher regard for ihej llul how miiny a mnn has round, to
dignity (if politics nnd religion, and! to sorrow, that rest which In all re.it
of social anil ilomn.it If lire, nre nlljls not Vest at nil!
hit t Is needed. Ills measure Is not There must ho activity of some
Ml simple an It sounds, hero i wo li kind, purpose Kf some kind, even
Is In Just ilieso things Hint our edu. UHeful sorvlre or some kind, to keep
rational yieius nnd our vlewa or bialn mid heart and body surriclont
llfe iiikI pnlliiis have broken clown ly alive to enjoy the well-earned lit t -
Jin Bays further: "For guidance ter end of life. lint there need be
In audi a mat I or I inn nld-rashlnned no drudgery. There nre services
enough o turn to Ihri lllhle, If only thai any . mini tr woman , who hin
because. Its greatest teachers Iny seen iniii ii of life, and learned much
their, whole- philosophy of life upon from It, can render to others frio'ly
the suae foundation 0f a nune and! nnd happily, wheiv tvnre the aerua
graiid ideal of iii'unlr.Hjcl and vconinn. tinned grind Is ended. Ami there
hood. The greatest leuchers of theiilre books lo rend, plays to see, con
Illble do not atari wiih rut-and dried certs lo hear, I ravel tr'l.pa to take,
nystenu of tlii'olony r rantastlc the- j lonii-siisiiended frlenilslilps to renew
orlns of the stiite nr noclallHin. bun nnd Inlercsis of iniiiiy klnd.1 Ihnl
they build, llrsl and foremost, tlevi widen rather than narrow, when the
iiism tier, upon a anne roiicepllon ( wie cntirsn Is laken. The' period
of the dignity of womanhood," from Hi) to SO may hecivmo one not
Again, his rale u not so simple, o.r lethenient" hut rather of ex-
aa II nounibi t a use nn one can ml-panslmi, ihe richest nnd fullest of
lew 11 who doe.i nol tinilerstand it; nil.
and hnve the wish to rorget tlic'j
theories and lake the more direct
way.
Yet II Is lust hern that the true
optimism will see ihe greute.il hope
The Cold, mi Kule Is too great to be
wholly forgotten. It may tie neg
lected for a while by many, but It
i-nmalns as true and good us ever
and will continue to be the loo n, lo
tion ror all real tirotie.-s and happl
nes. The dignity of ihe fine h
things of the spirit and of nianliooit
cannot be lost. Sm-lal uureNt nmt
oirsntlsfnctlon yield slnly but sure
lr lo II.
Such n course not only lengthens
the span ir nre but packs fnr more
into every year. The one sure way
to lone the benefits, of old age l. to
aim ai the absurd Ideal of ilolnt
iioibine.
A celebriited New York financlei
now'hitxy tiih a particularly unsuv
oiy ilivoice itntt, said to Intend
relriilna his portion and mnvlnf
o l'alts. Must he go so soouV
V, hlre' his bat?
'Niili-ighl, I tut Some of Ihe I'dipli-
ill ll.t Where the I'hooe Wiles
Will M.-ll.
(I'rom an undertaker's advertise
ment In n Wabash, (loci i paper I
"In ciiso of death, call us on the
plionn, no matter where you arc."
Several young women are com
peting ror the till,, of Quee n of i
land (Illy. And yet they say Iber
ia no royalty In J.u (irande.
Tune, "Drink Her Down."
I Mow do you do, Cove Boosters, how
do you do .'
How do you do, Cove Boosters, how
do you do ?
Wc nre with you to a man,
And we'll help you ull we can.
How do you do, Cove Boosters,' how
do you do, do, do? .
IMos'iiiltooa, airplanes nnd motor
blkea nlwiiys travel Willi Lin- mill'
flei'H cut out.
Wo wnntn know why does a girl
with n pretty face think that sh
hna to expose Just ns much or her
chest ns u homely girl?
Tune, "The Old C!ray Mare."
The road to Cove is Just as it used
to be,
.lut us it used to be,
.Ju.-t us it used to be,
The Houd to Cove is just as it used
to he.
Many long years ugo.
.Many long years ngo,
Manv long years ago.
The Road to Cove is just as It used
to be.
Many long years ago.
Oh, You llcniitlful In, II!
T)o lienutiriil she seemed In mo,
I wished we might be wed.
Her nock was just like Ivory,
Alus! So wtis her head.
Tune,
snys
Mailer with
Mlsa northii Wiillsini!
mnn' expects his wife to slick around .They came here to get n good road,
What's the
Father?
What's the matter with the Cove
bunch ?
They're all right.
What's the matter with the Cove
bunch ?
They're all right.
building will become a realty this
year if a suitable location can be oh,
tnlned.
ILL IE
PENDLETON
BASEBALL PI.AYKIIS IN MOOSK
JAW TKA.M COMING SATl'UDAY
About Twenty .Men Will Hold I'rac
c ticea at Kimnd-l'p Park In Pen
dleton During Training Season
the kitchen ull duy mid cook iiim ,v. . I
a big supper. Jlut If she Isn't as I Anil that'ia just what it orter be
fresh looking as sonic of Ihe glrH What's the matter with the Cove
he aces down town,
mnte.
he wants a soul ;
bunch ? '
They're ull right.
dear
Willi Hue Apologies.
The hours I've lolled o'er Die
verse,
verso.
TTnve nltuOKt niailo n wreck of me
And every lime I try. thou gets
Utile worse
Hum poetry. Hum poetry'
Tune, "There is a Long, Long Trail."
Wc are grbwin very weaiy,
j Of rniid4ill 'slush and mud.
Oh! We ale ull disgusted
) And now we're out for BLOOD.
IThcre are bihiiij provided
'l'o pay for what we want,
jAnd if we're nt divided,
i We sure can turn the stunt.
I'opnlui- Mellon ;CH(RUS
"No, Ma 'a in. I ain't been snick- !Th,,''s lungrough rond a-winding,
in' th' smell iniisia mil on !"" lm" ll,w" we ov'
clothes
much."
from hc-iif ai-oond paw
When a pletly little baby
dog-raced father nnd n hatc het-fac
ed mother th
seems useless.
A busy little city, where real cherries
grow. -
i There's, a good tough job awaiting,
it i.:.. i i
. I I L ccic.- c "dec 1,11 iiir oiu),,
elllleillcs arglllllellt !
f'Cuuse it's muddy, Oh! It's muddy,
Sure! Well nil swear to that.
' PENDLETON, Apr. 8. Manager !
Nick Williams, of the Moose Jaw
team will arrive here Saturday morn-;
ing accompanied bv at least twelve of
his ball players. I his much was con
tained in a wire received this morning
by "Junk" Walters, captain and first
baseman of the team, who has been
here making training arrangements
for the men.
About eight or ten more will ar
rive the first of the week, making
about twenty in number. Many 'of
the boys have been playing a little
ball during the winter and should be
in good shape. As is always the case
several with baseball aspirations drop
in on the manager and try to convince
him that they are future "Ty" Cobs
or Walter Johnsons. Already a wire
from George -Buckley was received
this morning. Buckley is an infield- '
cr and wants a tryout. As long as he
pays his own way here he will un
doubtedly get a chance to show.
Tune,' "Old Cray Bonnet."
jTake off your coat and collar,-
nlel-f.-IKIl- (;,.t ( workj I)ush m(1 hoM(r)
Wild gilt. A, ...,,')i i ... , ,i j f',iv ,a,i ;),,
J! good, spanking If she wasn't ). ! u.i ,tuv' ' . ." ::''
ny nine o cluck at night?
W'liut has become of tho
loned sixteen. yenr-cttd glri
A l.ll Grande woman who'-.e h-s-
Aml when ou- work Is over, ;
If we all keep sober, ';' '
We Vill make our home town giiv.
IC IC
FOR REHEARING
SAI.EM. Apr. R-Frnd H,-Williams,
.chairman of the public serv
ice commission, today wont on record
as snyincr that he favored a re-hoar
ing of the telephone rate case after
having re'ui the Portland petition. "I
favor the fullest investigation," he
said. Commissioner Buchtel is now
in Washington, but is reported as also
favoring- the re-hearlnjr.
Piftoriiil)
otM'
Two Big HeacHiners
AT TUTS STOIiK
. TOMORROW!
A SPF.CIAI. PU13CHASK DITIKCT FROM FACTORY
3G-1KCII ,
INDIANHEAD
20c yd.
It goes on snlo Iho
first lltiig In the morn
ing and wo expect to
break all records before
nicht.
This Is our regular
25c grade "Indlanhead"
linen, and consists of
part of tho fac lory's sur
jilus lengths. Piece.i are
from one yard to t-en
yards and qiinnllllea un
limited. Bo on- hand early and
supply your needs at this
exceptional price. We do
not expect such a stock
lo. last, long, at 20o vd. '
This Week is
NATIONAL GINGHAM WEEK
Antl We Have New
H . 32-INCII
E
y-4 .1 TREFFAN GINGHAMS
. 35c
What we believe to be one of the finest, most durable
ginghams on the market, we have just received and are
now on display for the first time.. "Treffan" 32-inch
Zephyr Ginghams in. plaids, stripes, checks and plain colors.
See window, 35c yd.
5
PICTORIAL REVIEWS ARE HERE
RICE SUCCEED
ANKENr AS HEAD
the heirs of the estate, as provided in
a will filed for probate in Walla Wal
la. They are John D. Ankeny, execu
tor, Ncsmeth Ankeny, Robert Ankeny
and Mrs. Francis Pope.
AFTER SIXTY.
i Sarah. Ilei-nbatdi. well known
1 h rem h flapper, nies from Purla lo
i I oiidoii at the aise of 76, to take a
M ov's parr In a new play. What's a
; little, ihlnit lite' aite. anyway?
Vnless his phniiiaraplis do fornjer
I'mpernr Karl an injustice, all the
nllle need r-, ,n to kc-f him mil ol
mischief is to , him a life supply
ol Mtienc-beurr bei-r.
A farm iwrlodlcal siieaks if the
prawla In4icy nf elderlv farmeis
i-vtir ta Iha.rlly, aiid advlniM
llneni jtroorlr not to do It U the
fftraier viabe.i. tk ntie rheiii'oa.t-ii-t
fMi,aact ui WJ 04it bio life's (use
IA fit vr .. adoiai'S ti e
v 4iller, by kll-ineaa lal him sell oui I "eer conMiiinptinii in tlermany has
i ! niuo tf t"nv ilirt li iilniM"d eft lulf a billion rjliiin a
ha !! i I'M rlt" ."Id '.smaller? Haven't (he nn
, liuppliKis's and u'seliiliiij.f, let h men there, or any doc-lees' uje
1 llj) "s"'iid 4liaUiiMt houis mhciej'-ciipiion.i?
. lit has wurii the burden and heat; o
of lb day j About : i'iu) men were le em
Dll la axrollent iSlc and Us ap.;l"oteina lietroit lu.,1 monih. The
. nllraifiiii necl uot.l confined1'' to' rounii uium; fie auioobiles
. I... AtwkK'l : Ktlether llin. n. ,i.c... i "...
fCc'f'J'' .......1 11- 1 IH1
tftn c-on
easea of bmiera or bualnesa men or
oprfiesalonal riian giving unan active
lift?, wltlP the Idea of upending the
3
-"pit -
.1.
Almwt lima
riesaion.il moiM
lo pili(M
OUR GUARANTIEE
Wc use only the best nintor
ials. The quality und work
mtmship of our repair jobs is
Bimrontefil. That's why we
recomtncnJ nnJ ;iiii-antce
Gill Rinj'.s to o.viVcomc oil
pumpittR unJ to prevent the.
escape ol eomprOsMon.
THREW NEGROES
' v ; INTO THE RIVER
COVINGTON. !a., Apr. 8. "The j
bovs beirieil miphtv hard, but Mr.
John said to throw them into the.
river and me and Charley Chisholm
pitched them over the bridge.1 This
statement was mnde by Clyde Man
ning, nefrro. to the jury in the case
of John S. Willinnis. on trial for the
murder of eleven nep-roes killed on
or near his Jnsner countv farm.
April 11th Inst day to pay water
: rent without a penalty. 4-8-2t
rEN'DLF.TON, Apr. 8. G. M. Rice,'
former vice-president of the Kirst j ,larc,i Pictures
National hank of this citv, was elect- 1,h"tol?raPhi hold n place of thair '
,- . , . . ' , . ,. 'own 'or prompt recollection of. place
ed president at a meeting of the dir- visited and people .mot I Pictures of
ectors. Rice is succeeding tliu hitejbaby show her growth and pr6gresa
Senator Levi Ankeny, who died about an0' 'hey are valuable mementos af-
con-' grows up. uiu-noors pic-
nected with the hank for ncirlv JO '". " umen MaTcn
week ago, after having been
years.
John P. Ankeny wa elected vice
president of the bank nnd is a mem
ber of the board of directors, succeed
ing his father.
Senator Ankeny's four children are
up your camera with our best
films ami supplies. Bring your filrni
to us for developing nnd printing.
tWiHfctHltoiWg
FAMILY DRUG STORE
k-A GRANOK.ORKaON
4-7-tf
LEIGHTON'S-WEXiMKa A!TD MACHINE
W0RK9 if..?? i L W'ieiirtiftkrn
o-4-e-l -
The Leifcr Light Opera Company
-IN-
"Costumed Classics" and "The
Philosopher and The Lady"
A HitfVGrc-k Mtinic.il Organization
High School Auditorium
. Saturday Apr. 9, 1 921 .
ATlSUSSION .0c
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