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TUB OBSEBVKK, U18 Adama At., U Grat4. OmM.
" QITYAND COUNTY OFFICIAL PAPEH '
(?n Sail in Other Citio Oregon Hotel Ntwt Stand, Portland; Imperial rtawi
Staud, roraianu; MuiwoinaB Hotel newi biaoa, rortiaaa.
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
Br Carrier
Dally, tier month. ?.... 76c, Dally, pet aix month! Id advance 4.60i
Daily, per three montha..$2.2t Daily, alalia copy..-.. .8c
Dally, pay yar I
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MEMBER OP A8HOCIATKD PRESS- Th muiden wan fuir and petite,
The Aaaoelnted Prn ia xcluaivly entitled to the uae for publication of-llud the voice of a dove," Hoft mid
awite,
Hut in a cafe
liiti love died awe
When he auw how the critter could ite,
Uy Mall
year In advance ,.$00 Daily, thru montfci In adyance....$1.M
montha in advance.... J3.00 Daily, per month..-,,,-,..,..:.. ...60
Iwerver-Star, by mail, per year In advance 1.60,
all newa dinpatrhea credited to it c." not otherwie credited In ihia paper, and
l,i the Inca! rews nubllahed therein. All nVlita of ra-nuhlicalion of anecii.1
THE OFFICE CAT
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By JUNIUS
cuuiw the lust one tastes next.
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tllie Kfeker
W (nice could wrlto n merry Jlnitln,
itcciiiiiM) at Hint time we were aliiKle
Hot alnra we aeeuniututed a wife
Wi' rnuiiot aliiK to h;ic uur lifv.
Hoarding Houm.' Pjime.
I..li- fiunka t lt-avin'K,
Little liita of trash. .
They buil tlm 11 together,
'And cull the mixture hash.
alho the local rewa published therein,
d I patches here are aluo eaerved.
ll iay lo Ailverllo
A muii there aa In our towu
And lie van wondroiia wlae.
He vialied to hire a woman
So he thotiKhi he'd adverllae.
And now he's wildly ritlllni.-.
Holy amoke! I'll aure Kl mini
Fos I've had some forty women
Home to answer tltat durn ud.
Our Xeiv Winer fcveni
Once thn Father had a ineetlnR
On a Wedueadiiy eve
And decided, who would think It
Who would dare believe?
Some men consider that they have That thev'd imve n w.n,.r aval,.
done a hard (lay's work when they Of which they could he proud.
viium a rue nn out toe v noli 111 a fine for urli lh .1...
corner pocKei.
:i flrnndo peoiih
Had pruyetl ao lone and loud.
Whafa become of the old-fashioned t hn,..i
hotel elerk that ued a potato or a I "" , ' "V " ""' ""
Why the Fathnra have decided
Thia Rood IIiImk to do.
floor
VIVKNI'S MISSION
Kuiic Viviatti is no Htranger in America. His present vixit is
reminiscent of the one he murte shortly after the United States
..ntiefl the World War. lie was received then with acclaim,
as representative of a country which was historically America's L.n.hl,Ml.,.. .
li..t fi-iond and which had won jrrcater admiration than ever for
its courageous stand against the mightiest military power injYj" u over
the world. Through the co-operation which ne asheu 101 anu
olilained then, the war was won.
..i ,1... .....1....Ma .w.,.,.i.rlnl in Vriiri.mi nfiw m
11 IS SllrnillCaill UUIl Hie wtiumre .v - Xl'h..l'" V..r'..
no less warm than it was when the two nations faced the war j.;uch one hax his weakness,
together.
which the powers which defeated Germany shall make their vic
tory secure. Governmental co-opoation is to be expected, not
in the full measure that was necessary during the war crisis, but
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in such measure as me present, crisis tieimum mm o ""'- from tM(. Ad nul, whl)st. duty u is to
Clin afford. pomt the windows of the telephone
Ituior (adv.) blaile off a tile
without swearing.
Studied thoroughly
jPor you know they can't he hurried
That could never be.
i Moonshine days will soon lie over
He comes now to obtain a new understanding, by! And this, I must confess, is mine;; ho ?".)' "ur (?)
j uiwuys oo us ine iiRent says, " " " vm.,- in wiiht.
And sign my name on the dotted j Then oar Joys will cense.
line. I When the stills have nil heen raided
j "Mooners" will all he dry,
A committee has lieeii appointed i rue l athers will he forc. il to
Increase
Our water supply.
m, . i r.n uriih llm Alii tn make sure of I'"'' "lack and also null the
ineremiihi oe tu-ui-t-. - - - windows securely fust. After this The,. ..I ,,.noi,i
t'l ...l l. .... ......t.i.l on until in r '
Ilin neaeo won in 1917
Allies to liquidate the war and reconstruct business and create
better international understanding -and discourage, 11 not pre
vent, future wars.
This is u subject on which the American public is rapidly get
ting its bearings. There is a desire, as everybody knows, to
avoid dangerous entanglements with Old World affairs. There
is also a recognition of .the fact that all the modern world hangs,
togetller, linked by a thousand chains, and that not even busi
ness progress is possible until the war mess is cleaned up an'd
the German settlement is assured and the nations have found
some mutually satisfactory way of working together peaceably.
Out of Mr. .Viviani's visit, and subsequent visits from states
men of the other allied powers, may come a new world arrange-
ull this water
committee completes this work, we I It just rilled with licrms
are assured of better service. j So they put blue vllrol In It.
A Confession By lis, Ourselves.
To kill the IniRS anil worms.
Then to. he sure they are. dead ones
They chlorinated it, too.
If yon have n cast Iron tummy
You luumiKc to pull llirotit-.lt.
Yesterday evening, us we were set
ting in the sanctum waiting for time
to ijiiit work, we (rot to thinking
aliout Jlra. Lolyuin.
There she sets, ' says us. to our- , HO 1 m "urt' we noB1' t"1" 'stom
selves, "up there in our Hx4 anurt- More than handsome parks;
mpnt, one day in and one day out, i Let's look after La Cranda people
with iiothin' to do but wash dishes
en' cook, then cook some more an'
wash some more dishes. Then when
She gets that done, she's gotta take
care o' III' Little C'olyuin all d-jy ao
he won't get up against the ruddy-
llltoi- HV unmt.in' It nl,,' ..1 ..I. I f..
Not be ensy marl:s.
Oily Fathers! do get peppy,
Show folks you are alive
Don't let us find you still talking
In nineteen twenty five.
Bacon, 20c to 25c-
ineill, 111 wlllcn ll0 United Mates Will play a Ilttlllg part. The we went on, " thut you sh d ortn Market, phone Main 747.
am: .1.. i..t. ll.:.. .. i t... . i , I iifirn-i-L hit iiki. iiiis .ni.u nu ui, ,i
lilies suem rainy to tune tins country almost, on its own terms, i., , : 7, , ,
" ' ' (I VI. t- IlltUfll.l II, l' th ll.H.,1 ,1111. ul,. .1.1.1
oriii di. is t' take her out t' a picture
People's Meat
4-5-tf
for they find that they cannot get along without us. Neither
can we, will all our power, get along without them. The new
administration has in its hands. a. .great opportunity for lasting
service to its country and to tireri(F"
A TIMELY INQUIRY
The appointment of a federal commission to inquire into the
treatment of wounded war veterans is timely and its personnel
commands respect. Charles G. Dawes, who handled a big job t
with distinction in France and who is rated high as a business
man in Chicago, is unquestionably qualified to head the inquiry.
A true report is expected, free alike from whitewashing and
mudslinging. That report cannot come too soon, for the welfare
of the veterans concerned, 'the good of the army service and the
honor of the country.
rrompl action should follow, if action is proved desirable. The
public wants to see remedied whatever defects exist in the pro
vision made for these American war victims. It is no longer of i
interest or value to discuss how those defects came about. The
thing is to do away with them without further delay. And if
additional appropriations are needed, poor as the nation feels
at this time, there is not an American citizen who will grudge the
taxes necessary to provide., whatever funds are judged neces
s.'iry, H is quite a different matter f,rom the army bonus, in
tended primarily for able-bodied and able-minded men.
SIGNS OK SI'IUNG.
Harding says there is no pl:u-e in
the United States Service for the
"mere office-holder." Now, if he will
ju-tt ubolisli a few hundred thousand
more offices, we'll be getting somewhere.
how oncet In a while.'
For more than tin hour or so. we 11 !
venture I' say, our thoughts run j
along like this. Honest, we (lid feel j
ashamed of ourself to think we don't '
do no more for Mrs. Colyum, tlj.it wc j
have in the three years we've heen
married. j
Then a bright idea struck us, wo i
thought. "Well, Junius, its never
lute t ment and yuu're gunnu
sturt this job this very evcniii'. I
So, accordingly, we looks in The I
Observer and see where " ay Down j
Hast" was playlu' lo the Arcado. So
wo. us ourselves, hurries up and j
aeta out our annual pass and ex
amines It t' see if it's all Ihere. On
or way home, we stopped in Silver
ton's Driii; Store and biiiinht a box
or cherry cocktails.
When we arrive home f our
Mrs. Colyum, she looks Ulml.i run
ny fur a mliiule. Then she faint
ed, and, yu' know, it took two dor
tors lo bring her hack t' normal.
We foruot all about her heart
beln' weak, (lot! bless her.
DON'T FUSS WITH
Musterole Works Without the
Blister Easier, Quicker
There's no sense in mixing a mess
of mustard, flour and water when you
can easily relieve pain, soreness or stiff
ness with a little clean, white Musterole.
Musterole is made of pure oil of
mustard and other helpful ingredients,
combined in the form of the present
white ointment It takes the place ol
mustard plasters, and will not blister.
Musterole usually gives prompt reliei
from sore throat, bronchitis, tonsilitis,
croup, stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia,
headache, congestion, pleurisy.rheuma
tism, lumbago, pains and aches of the
back or joints, sprains, sore muscles,
bruises, chilblaina, frosted feet, colds ol
the chest (it often prevents pneumonia).
350 and 6 jars; hospital size $o.0u
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Men !
Nety .Georgette Blouses
SPECIAL AT. $:.00.
These nie' of very fine quality Geo
rgette. Most all are lace-trimmed,
embroideried or 'plaited, in white,
flesh, blue and bill?. All sizes to
day, but we do not expect these to
last long.
Very specially priced at. $5.00
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FOR LITTLE
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PATSY ROMPERS'
Here Are .r Dozen
NEW
Knit
Ties
At this Special Price.
Just unpacked and put
on sale today, these are
the very .new narrow
knit ties, in heather
m i x t u r es and blue,
green, black, red, purple
and brown mixed. Very
specially priced at $1.00
each.
ALL SIZES IN TODAY
Many new shades have been added, and sizes are from
months up to 4 years.
Only the best of materials Devonshires, suitings and
heavy ginghams and chambrays have been used and ev
ery care has been taken in their making.
During the past few weeks we have received many re
quests for these popular gamients for little tots and are
only too glad to be able lo show such a varied and ex-,
tensive line now.
See our window display. "Patsy Rompers" range in
price from $1.10 to $:5-00.
A NEW MATERIAL FOR BLOUSES
MIGNONETTE
A soft lustrous material, having a Jersey-like wo'u'o,
Very popular this spring for blouses. In Harding Blue
and black. Price $2.50 per yard. ;
It pays to advertise.
Wnffles lire like kisses, maybe, bo-
iWl
Ttm mi nut htun or rliif; in tliln
mutiny, taking It hy mill lnm Is
tmt tht rnhin nr thn' ctocuh or Iht
vhmu f lh' fro or Iho hnr.r.lnp of
(ho honey hen, nr any nlhiM ImUn
hii I, 7.iiii1imh';i or meU'oi u Indira I
rtli:n, ll Ik tin Hiuun.
Th'v iin M'hk M hiw, vtry .
wh'M( They ulwuys ;n up us mum
an iin wi-uthcr (uirt tuMtint; wai in
Iiml I ho millvhlllt' ht'cuiui. lll it illK
In itny rily, on nearly every Hi reel.
IIh-v ine ihe ihiiiK must In eWdeiU'O.
l'lhs of lu in her uiul (lie, tint;)
renie.n(, wanuu h'iMlH of i-niilt'rH and
Hitm and r;ne, front yanU and
fddow.illis he;iped with ilitt and de-
Uvx U . lhere ale not trim veinal Oown In CuIchho, HeeT lllh in N'W
iMiihileMaiioi, allele ; he InuU VoiU." Vll. why don't lhiv Mvvt
f i hem.- tuktM down in Nw York and quii
Tliey repi r'sent the call of tlio i lrf Ihr?
pre.il mittltnnH as it uppeuU iir llm
H U rcpoittHl tliut since Annotto
Kollernuin purchased h home at San
ta .Monica, Oil., and tak? her daily
dip ht dawn, the price of alarm iUk
. Lh;t cit- has douhled.
o .
Idoyri (iiMMpo niiiA- ihink ho hii
otptaintl the llolnlievlk .tradi nm't.
hut w hat he Iuih not explained Ik
i l.iw a tnaii can huiidti pilch and
till not bo dv filed.
0- -
A hoiidltnfl HyH,, "Steer Tri
nioilerit vm.-ii. Siirlnjt meatli rid
Iiik in a rar. I'nra iiiuh hae k"''
iii:i'n it biiiU .imir.t haw nerttR, ami
die Horace u-uitlly prorede the
lieslj., jhereliy imoIiik, no dotlhl.
I le-lr (.iq-ei in,-, inttiiirtiinee.
'I'hi'.v ri'liieet, ti, (ho. leal alti
tude tlie .-mrrinin pnblio on -the
hoti.itnit qui-Httiin. liuwevrr loudly
the nvetSne family may qimjdtiin
about the l;tk of living quartera, it
in more interrstnl in hotiin)f an au
tomobile tlr'n in imuMnp itself. 'I1!'
nre fr inure Rimie fniK up riuht
now in this roiftry thun there are
hous . . .
A popular rarliion itaya thut "liny.
Ilithy. Ituy" In Hie nierehiuita' luo
tt mniK riatil (!uud t-riotiKh
liui "lltty l.nw. My llitl" 1 rtie
tune the ronMinu'r wunl to hear.
A New YoiW piper announres
ll.nt tn pluuibeia huvw received
fitu t anil jail aenleneeM for prof
iteeriui;. but the average, hnuaehol
tier vill fee mire Ihu la only a pipe
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It is of great important that tht;
whereufrouU of lla-rvtiea M. Kider
ho ntaVried a Juipk A. (liuniund, of
Philadelphia, Pa., in (ktolkV, I'.' I
If I'loft-SMir, Kiimtrin doesn't fftid ,e known, or whether ahe ia living
hR Itf turen on the nvativityeof the 'or 4-ad. If .Hi' de jer next ol
universe well ree. rd? he miacht try kin.
olertOiinsr on the univeiHiility of ronimunirata) with the Bev. J. l,
ntivea, Hi nutlien! iihr folio piumoniL PaMur of T.t.6aim s riiurch,,
him theiO, nil right. Diiftwood, I'a? 'Ctp
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THE REASON FOR. OUR SUBSTANTIAL GROWTH
IS OUR SUBSTANTIAL SERVICE
The Caribbean
Cannibal
was known to sell his bet! in the morning
ami come . in the evening, with tears in his
eyes, to buy it back not having foreseen that
he should need it again at night. '
I .ark of foresight in the savage is' excus
able! but civilized man foresees ami' should
prepare for his fnttlre wants.
-Are you making adequate financial
preparation lor your future?
Savings Aivmint heiv will help
ym.
United Stales
National Bank
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YOUR HOTEL
WHKN 1
PORTf AND
Poptitnr Spacious Lobby
At the Center of
Everything.
Ilroadway at Stark St.
We sucRest yon write, phone
or wire for reservations.
ARTHUR II. MEYERS,
Manager.
OUR GUARANTEE i
We use only the best mater
ials. The quality and work
manship of our repair jobs is
guaranteed. That's why we
recommend and guarantee
Gill Rings to overcome oil
pumping and to prevent the
escape of compression.
For Sain by
LEIGHTON'S WELDING AND MACHINE
WORKS :: :: :: E. W. Leighton, Prop.
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The Leitcr Light Opera Company
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Costumed Classics" and "The
Philosopher and The Lady"
A Hiiih-Crade Musical Oifaaiiatinn
High School Auditorium
Saturday Apr.9, 1921
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