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14' (iRANDE, ORKOON, SUNDAY. AUGUST 10, IMP EIGHT PAGES
NUM4JI0R 2(58
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Things a Novice ShouH Know
"i',
A. L.
High Priest
Some Nohle is sure to ask you some
question. It is better to answer it
with the truth. He would not ask if
he did not already know the right an
swer. Open the seacocks of your cars and
let jour understanding be drowned in
a flood of wisdom.
Remember that where your feet are
your body will be found.
Admitting that a monkey wa? one
of his ancestors, the Novice should no"
speak disrespectfully of the jackass.
Don't pin back your ears and run
amuck. The (rnnir will simply unpin
them and go ahead with whatever it
was that roiled you.
There are a lot of mysteries ahead
deep, dark, dank, but never dreary;
never.
Put thy faith in Allah and hold to
the rope. If you let loose of either,
don't overlook the rope.
When you are asked to sing, you
are expected to make some sort of a
I'oise.
Cigars handed to the Press Agent
for AI Kader have bcen-known to se
cure pleasing obituary notices.
The use of musk in scenting your
clothes is offensive to the camels;
they prefer just plain goat smell.
Read what the Recorder says abou.
the time the various events will start,
and be there a little early. This cara
van does not wait for stragglers. And
think what you are going to miss if
you get left.
When the Ceremonial Hustcrs get
Near The Old
Isabel Williams, 807
"Asido f:om the climate
what
chief diffcriw s do yo'u note between
this far west and ihc rest of the
country?" I was rcently asked.
Promptly came my reply. "The
strange "and delightful mingling of
the old and the new. They meet
and minele across the centuiies Just
as the refreshingly cold air here
mates with the mid-summer helSt
every day. La Grande Is
modern town, with perfectly
; j . t I " - i
Btrects yet outside some roads wout" mins hich ai rich In springs of
disgrace pioneer twncs. An up-t- j crystal pu?e cJatr. Anj If there
date firo department here, yet forces J,wcre plenty of water tho town could
Ablaze all about us. Indians ildc),ePp rCen thethliifs which should;
down the str-ts, Chinese with fa- he green. Ono Mineral dlsle iv
gofla hats and bo iets balanced from ,tnotih. and recn people are not'
a sticfc across their shoulders give i neceiiy, tmf grass really i. protv
Oriental breath, and women - walk ! tjer green than gra or broij. Also
along carTyint water In pitchgrs,!Krecn trfao Wtb aiwlseape. !
pails Jind Juki " " they cgd in iay rkfldja ! thlng1(j front lawn
Bible days. such 4? quaint and j ,fyite another tig." o
pretly cugtorn you keelfoiip he:e, he j "What do o mean?" he asked,
women all goln0' draw mitgr. puzided. o
same is Kcurcra ai i nt ieir e-
!Hut tly don't
,,nrj ..v.
A,ilr to be DictureBO j
"Indeed'fc) nut what fc.
then?" ,
4) "Why. bcca"Bthe rir ) too
low to drink i'y w.9or, and tl
g. reservoir Is out of riwimlsslon Rnd
t$ dare nodjink the or tf-y
give usw
"Don t d-c(sirinic ine wate-r i.ivt
(ive ?" 1 reped, surprised,
-o tnpr ana T in I T'l.'v
give good-watfsif thejfifclvc any.
' ft
TETU
and Prophet.
through with you, you have other
rights but maybe you will not feel
like exercising them.
Feather beds in which to rest your
bones after the Ceremonial are not
obtainable in La Grande. Bring them
with you.
You get the right to wear a Fez and
a smile all the rest of your life.
No member of the Patrol under
stands the English language when
spoken by a Novice. Address your
pleas for mercy to Allah.
Please remember where you losn
pieces of skin from your body. We
wont to collect and use them to makn
a crazy quilt.
The nnme of the donor will be em
broidered on each patch.
No greater honor can come to tho
Novice than to be thus written up in
history.
Some of the fellows who went to
France got medals for being skinned
up just a little bit.
We recently gave Noble Van Kirlt
n life membership because of his abil
ity at skinning Novices.
But, fear not, Iauncelot, it will not
be painful very.
SAFE JOURNEY INSURED
IF
The Novice be lusty of heart
Able to lift a ton
Throw a (not the) bull
Catch a bullet between the teeth
Drink. blood
And face the open door of cternit1
without a quiver.
4 ' J rl
Oregon Trail
Pennsylvania Avenue.
('they' are. That is tho trouble. No
body known Just who's responsible.
Apd they don't righMy 'give' it to
us either for the town has paid
nightly dear for a good water sup-Ply-."
"Then why don't you give it to
them? Give it to them good and
properl The town surely is entitled
to goot water when it has paid dear
most I for it, and.lhe: nirnl be an unfall
pavp!ng supply in those encircling moun-
wet', imt otnor auj loauea
lo auea c-n
id-r front
d down tfl'
a Tjeienoor an'fe we T.ai on
Q'IUL.1 Iff IU UI1U Mil tlf U
r ... . u i . i
street the erars aan untimely dmii
nc Bci, nt water (aundred m.
tains nursing tbousaJj of spring all
('out us) and thtO'y "residents ha.
dying pot'.lo. arg bean rt In
jt'ieir curosione ga.-aep.s. wlut
nemnnoi recently oirrived l orn a-
prinnand proper ve;0,int little 5'A'
run nm nnt. nnw whtiihi i prry
l,.ch of La tPand'QS when "Showeyo
noso, to Bhe said, dlsguestedly. "I'm
Igolng back Just as soon as my hus-
,oana can get me pass. What sort
piaim view 18 tins nayouve Indians, so we uuist plant and
-Melds and potato patent's? I'm ac
customed ru at least a bit of green
law and some flowers bordering
t).e walk and you go out Into to
country bairn-yard lo sco thb hay
end potntota. Not a green lawn in
siht all along 4 his street."
"But It's an unusual Boason" I be
Sa; she sniffed and said, "-water i
ct-mmon onoogn. And common-sense
te water things ought "to be common
100. -it you would nly rldo out
Into-the valley and Fee the exquisite
views" "The -valley Is (lie place for
crops. I wau a neat view at my
fiont door, answered the woman.
and my companion said, rather tlilnk
she is right. Tho we do have lawns
when we can cot tho wator, and we
always have green trees. " "Vos,
some tiroes, box-eldens, locusts and
Lombardy poplar seem to grow well
m the valley where there are those
Noah's Ark arrangements of trees.
It is ?. pity so few kinds of trees
grow, Isn't it?"
'Few kinds? Why practically
every kmd of tree grows here, If
people will plant them the trees will
grow, but you ean't expect a tree
to plant itself for a tree lsnt a
plant. What did you mean by speak
ing of Noah's Ark foliage in the
valley?"
"Why, the trees, set so primly and
so sparsely always close to a dwell
ing, look for all the world like the
toy trees that come with Children's
N'oah's Ark; also the people seem to
put them Just as precisely as young
sters place them, and they all seem
the same sort of pattorn-eut trees.''
I told him "a clump of trees about
house, a couple back by the barn.
perhaps a row of them as wind-break
Jong a driving fence, but so sel
dom any number of trees growing
just because they are so beautiful
and strong and graceful and add
extra charm to any landscape." (
"But we'll have them give us time.
Have you planted a tree yet?"
The TRUCK
of
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i a plant one ir I admired them
sO. Trees are more like us they soe
foster them
"f?ow are theyrather like us?"
"Not native her? They come
with civilization same as we do, and
so every nj'w-comor ought to bring
a tree in his wake-plant one every
year. If you want to see what kinds
of trees will grow hero Juinn into
my rig and Pll drive you ouP to a
man who will tell you all about
tiroes. '
I climbed In and we rode out in
to a "beautiful vulley full of sunset,
and down a cross-road came a caval
cade of Indians, two braves on fine
horses in the van, then Bovoral pcjOr,
thin, riderless lutsos followed, by a
couple of. children riding " puny
ponl&s, then a few more lan. lnnk '
eqlho animals ambling on while two
squuws, in picturesque garb one
with hor papoose, fmlshed the little
procesBlifn.
"I hope tho town always kcops. a
Rood supply of Indians on hand,"
sr.id I, looking after the copper
hued equestrians benignly as tboy
trotted on toward the heights,
"They are so picturesque, and bo
beautifully bridge over the old and
the modern."
'Think so?" smiled he. "Some
places, perhaps, but in this progress
ive Grande Ronde country Indians
own automobiles and piano players,
and the wife of one I know is silo
ing hi in for divorce. The world
moves. However, theso Indians are
going out for kuckleben. ies, and
until the last berry is gone simjinr
(Processions of aboriginal Indians
may be seen going aftor the berries
and fattening their horses In . pas
ture." 'It makes you feel you ate really
West anyhow, to see them, whether
they pay alimony or try to scalp
you," said I; then pointing to a nice
fat bare mountain near at hand, so
brown and shiny-smooth you wanted
to pat it same as you would a
horse's flank, I oiled, "there is more
. . .
Electrically Started
YOUR
Indians. Lot of them climbing way
up this butto I didn't think UucWe-
borrlos grew so hi(,.'i up."
"Oh, that's not Indian braves,
uii'jr are just wnuo nraves, going up
mere to right fire. , IJoroes, every
one of them. A fellow I knew got
In early this mornin. after having
been without sleep and almost with
out pod for skKty hours, one of a
gang of men Vho fought the forest
fire up toward Wallowa. Said ho
was surrounded by flumes, tonco.
bolng too engrossed in conquering
the flames in front of him to heed
the creeping firo behind and only
saved himself in tho nick of time
by tlelng his head in tho heavy bag
with which they beat down the flames
and Hiking a tremendous leup right
aoiOHi the ring of fire."
"Tho men out hero do big things
in such a niiilter-of-fact way. drfn't
they," Bald I, and ho said yes, and
he rath?r guessed tho win- had show
ed all Americans did big, bravo
things in a matter of fut way. -"Uncle
Sum doesn't realize his
(potential powers," said I, thought
fully, "elthor In men, women qr
nutural resourcos. "People are. hun
gry, yet heroubouts nvo countless
acres of ferllo land needing only, a
1 it t lo water to make the despit
'blossom like the rose, nud in these
mountains arc hundreds of precious
springs needing only to bo piped.
Just look over this richly productive
vale whoro the land haB been hup-
tizod it is one hugo, beautiful
velvety pug of varied greens. ''
'Does look like thut," said the
man, nodding, Alfalfa Is 30 bril
liant, then those fields of corn a
bit lighter green, oind those potatoes
a dark shade, and tho wheat stand
ing up bo - dollcutcly. green, and
patches of mixed colors In the kit
chen gardens, the whole -valley Is
sort of patterned like a nig, and
bordered with the mountains.
'Almost a Persiun border of moun
tains, in their many detlciito hued."
For in the early evening they loom
ed out In a wonduiful array of
colors, some darkly green with flro.
Electrically Lighted . '
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others bluo as the clcMidn, Mt. Emily
uiirfly violet and the Three Sisters
golden as the sotting sun Itself,
while a quiet mountain near at hand
glowed like a blush rose In the de
flection of o pink cloud floating
new its tSnnlt. The whole country
j THE UNIVERSAL CAR
There are more than 3,000,000 Ford
cars in daily operation in the United
Sta'tes. This is a little better than one
half of all thc motor cars used in Amer
ica. The Foru ear is every man's ne
cessity. No matter what his business
may be, it solvas the problem of cheap
est transportation., ! e solicit your or
der now, becausl prod ictiou is limited,
and we must maVe it t ic rule to supply
first orders firstV T urhig Car, $525;
liunabout, $500; Coupe, $650; Sedan,
$775; Truck Chassis, $550. These prices
f . o. b. Detroit.
I!
Hilton's
Phone Mala 761;
Costs Least
to Buy
and Least
to Run
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Lord Tires
8 o
,wa Ijatlied In happy peate and a
lovely Incense u from fields of now
mown hay and clover so that it
seemed s though ft benediction rest
ed over the land," no rough saunda
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