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SHEKRY S SATURDAY
SHERRY'S
Valeska Surutt, who is starred in
William Fox's new photoplny "Jeal
ousy," at Sherry's tonight, ably illus
trates the old saying that "Hell hath
no fury like a woman scorned," and
carries the difficult role convincingly.
She is ably supported by a cast that is
typical of all Fox productions, each
one picked for their peculiar fitness
for the part. It is handsomely stv.ged
and Miss Suratt, conceded to bo one
of the besj-pownod women in fiun
dom, wears n numler of elaborate cos
tumes. It is a high-grade entertain
ment for lovers of tho silent drama.
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ARC A DE
MAKGl'KKITK CLARK
I AT AUC.ADK
TIIKATKR
I Winn caught by your parents in a
compromising situation with your
school chum and a strange young
man, introduce the chum and the
youth as husband and wife and the
difficulty vanishes into nothingness!
Then, adroitly escaping with your fa
ther and mother, leave the other two
to recover from their embarrassment
as best they may. But before doing
so, it would be just us well to make
sure that the school chum an I tb.;
strange young man ars not going tc
arrive at your own home later as
guests, for that is apt to start nome
very serious complications.
That is the unfortunate predica
ment in which Alice Altwo'd found
The nr.mc of "Miss George Wah
ington" is Isstowed upon Iiurenko by
the fiiends who know her best and
realize Unit : ho cr.n outstrip her friend
Alice i" tli matter of concocting
falsehoods. Her poor, deluded school
teacher sincerely believes that Here
nice has neve- told a lie in her life
and rejoices when she is presented
with a truth medal by the George
Washington Truth society. Her
friends who know her real disposi
tion, can scarcely contain their mirth
at the presentation of this medal.
When Berenice and Mr. Trafton,
who have been introduced to Alice's
mother as "Mr. and Mrs. Gardner,"
do meet at the Altwood home, there is
consternation on the part of the three
deceivers until Berenice conceives the
idea of staging a quarrel before the
rest of the family in order to avoid
the difficulties presented by a single
guest room. Trafton has already been
caught trying to retire for the night
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. MAOUF.lTt CLAfek 1
M -,5 v.n i.u70n",
famous. FLAvr:; paount .
herself after she had introduced Ber
niece Somers and Cleverly Trafton to
her father and mother as "Mr. and
Mrs. Gardner" in order to avoid ex
planing their presence in a room at
the Marblend hotel. Of course 'heir
being there was :11 very innocent ai.d
quiet accidental, hut in a moment ot
panic Alice decided to lie her way out
of the trouble rather than to explain
the facts in the case.
That was her first mistake others
confronted her with startling rapidity
from that moment on as she tried to
cover up the first, li.i with others It
allhappens in "Miss George Wishing-
ton, in which Marguerite Clark stars
at the Arcade today. It is her first
appearance on the I'aramout program
since the signing of her new contract
with the Famous Players Film com
pany and was directed by J. Searle
Dawley, who has presided over ail her
more recent screen appearances.
on a balcpny leading off the guest
room and when his supposed wife is
discovered hiding in Alice's room mat
ters reach a climax.
This is nothing, however, compared
to ths furore which is aroused by the
arrival of Paul Carroll, Berenice's fi
ance, who comes just in time to find
her in the embrace of Trafton because
she has decided to enact a mock re
concilation with her "husband." These
are a few of the complications which
follow this one lie, but they do not in
any way outline tle full humor of tho
story.
In support of Miss Clark, Director
J. Searlo Dawley has assembled an ex
cellent cast include Maud Turner Gor
don, Florence Marten, "Billy" Wilson,
Frank Losee, Niles Welch, and Her
bert Prior. I
This rollicking farce will be shown
at the Arcade theater today and to
morrow. .
the wha r yo U-MA y
COLUMff
Tables.
. The tables proper is a piece of din
ing room furniture supported by hand
carved legs and father's pocketbook.
It is the family table, or table that the
family sit at.
The cafe tabic is contra-distinguished
from the family table by its diver
sity of uses. The cafe table is some
times sat at, often sat on mud not in
frequently sat under, depending upon
the ebrinte condition of the sctecs.
Then we have the round-table. The
round-table is what government offi
cials sit at when they don't want to bo
on the squnre. The only other spices
of round table is the one of which you
get a square meal for fifteen cents.
Tables also are what we turn on
folks to show them they're not so
smart as they think they are.
That leaves the time table. The
time table is an instrument of torture
designed to keep you from finding out
when your train goes.
Religion, Withstanding Cynicism, if as Sur
vived Through the Ages. Go to Church.
AGIiKAT minilK-r of the people who 00 TO C'llUliCII arc
nun and women with tin WISDOM OK YKAliS AND
I'N I'KWl KNC'K. .Manv voutif; people who seem to KE
.lOlCK W11KN THEY AKK CALLKO CYNICS not only fail
to (id TO CHl'liCII, but flippantly refer to tin- movement.
On.' .meat, writer said. "WHO A U V. A LITTLE WISE THE
liKST KOOLS BE." Another said, "A LITTLE LEARNING
JS A DAXGKIiOlS THING." Churches have survived through
tin- ages. One hates to think what would become of this world
without churches and religion. The churches TEACH lilGHT
KOUSNKSS. And yet. there are some young people who are dis
posed to take lightly this splendid GO TO CllUKCH movement.
Happily they arc in the great minority, it ml it is certain that
thej will soon be moved by the AWAKENING OF RELIGION
over the land. In manv churches in the west preachers report a
STLENPin ATTENDANCE OK YOl'NG PEOPLE.
THE DAY IS GONE WHEN IT CAN BE SAID THAT THE
CHURCH IS ALL RIGHT FOR OLD WOMEN AND CHILDREN. GO
TO ANY OF THE GREAT CITIES IN THE COUNTRY AND NOTE
THE REAL BIG MEN, THE MEN YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW, AT
DIVINE SERVICE. THEY ARE PROUD TO BE SEEN IN CHURCH.
NO. INOEED, THE CHURCH IS NOT FOR THE OLD AND THE
WEAK. IT IS FOR THE YOUNG AND 8TRONG. IT IS FOR EV
ERYBODY, FROM THE HIGHEST'TO THE LOWEST. PRESIDENT
WILSON HAS EMPHATICALLY GIVEN HIS APPROVAL TO THE
GO TO CHURCH MOVEMENT.
If vou are one of the young men ului b:is been readied by the
GO TO CllUKCH appeal and now regularly ntloml church, you
are to be commended. Hut you can do more. You can induce
that friend of yours who is inclined to cynicism to join the GO TO
CIU'lICH throng. Argue with him. Plead with him. Show him
the right way. If you do this, you'll be doubly rewarded.
Get him to GO TO CHKKCH next Sunday.
Get him to GO EYKKY SUNDAY.
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