THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 1916.
LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
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Professional
FRATERNAL ORDERS
A. F. & A.M. La Grande Lodge No.
41, A. F. & A. M. holds regular
meetings first and third Saturday
at 7:30 p. m. Cordial welcome to
all Masons.
ROBERT S. EAKIN, W. M.
A. C. WILLIAMS, Sec.
B. P. 0. E. ELKS, La Grande Lodge
No 433. Lodge meets each Thurs
day evening at eight o'clock.
Home and club privileges cheer
fully extended to all Brother Elks.
FRANK C. BRAMWELL,
Exalted Ruhr.
ADNA B. ROGERS, Secretary.
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS 'Red Cross
Lodge No. 27 meet every Monday
night in Castle hall (K. of P. hall.)
A Pythian welcome to all visitng
Knights.
A. W. NELSON, C. C.
DELILE GREEN
R. of R. & S.
MODERN WOODMEN OF AMER
ICA La Grande Cam. No. 7703
meets on the first and third Thurs
day evenings of each month in the
K. of P. hall. Visiting neighbors
welcome.
H. E. DIXON, V. C.
CHAS. JESTER, Clerk.
WOODMEN OF THE WORLD La
Grande Camp No. 169 meets every
first and third Friday at K. of P.
Hall. All visiting neighbors wel
corned.
O. L M'DOWELL, C. C.
E. W". EASTMAN, Clerk.
JL. O. O. M. La Grande Lodg No.
850 Loyal Order Of Moose holds
regular meeting every Wednesday
night at 8 p. m. in Eagle Hall, fifth
floor Foley building on Adams Ave.
Visitors always welcome. Dues
payable at Young's Sweets.
GEO YOUNG, Die.
HARRY SWART. Sec.
F. O. E. La Grande Aerie No. 259
on each and every Friday evening
at 8 o'clock on top floor of new
Foley building. Visit.ng members
cordially welcomed.
J. P. RUSK, W. P.
L. F. BELLINGER, Sec.
O. E. S. Hope Chapter No. 13, O. E.
S. holds stated communications the
second and fourth Wednesday of
each month. Visiting members
cordially inviteu.
EMMA L. KIDDLE, W. M.
MARY A. WARNICK; Sec.
ROYAL NEIGHBORS. Iris Camp
'meets every second Friday After
noon and fourth Friday evening,
evey montih in K. of P., Hall. All
visiting members cordially invited.
MINNIE BUNTING, Oracle.
LILY C. KIM MEL, Recorder.
REBEKAHS Crystal Lodge No. 53.
Meets every Tuesday evening in the
I. O. O. F. Hall. All visiting mem
bers are invited to attend.
ADLA CHILDERS, N. G.
ROSA GLASS, Sec.
K. & L. OF SECURiTY. Mt Emily
Council No. 2646. Meets second and
fourth Thursday . evening at 8
o'clock at Eagle hall. Visiting mem
bers are welcome.
C. E. STITT, Pres.
C. W. COOK, Fin. Sec.
VIOLA L. HOGUE, Re.-.. Sea
PYTHIAN SISTERS of Rowena Tem
ple No. 9 meets every second and
fourth Friday evening at K. P. Hall.
MRS. LIZZIE HAYWORTH, M. E- -3.
LOUISE LANDRT ' M. of R. C.
WOMEN OF WOODCRAFT CIRCLE
NO. 47 Meet second and fourth
Tuesday evenings of each month
at the Eagle hall. All visiting
neighbors welcome.
LILLIE ALLSTOTT, G. N.
LOUISE HILARY, Clerk.
PHYSICIANS AN1 SURGEONS.
DR. R. E. "L HOLT Physician and
surg. m; corner Adams svenut and
Depot street. Phonos Office Main
68; Residence Main 730. Hours 11
to 12 a. m.; 2 to 6 p.m.; 7 to 8 p. ia.
DR. H. L. UNDERWOOD Physician
and surgeon. Diseases of the eye a
specialty.
DR. DORA J. UNI JRWOOD Dis
eases of women and children. Of
fices Adams aenu. over Red
Cross Drug Store.
EYE, EAR, NOSE, THROAT SPEC-
IALIST
DR. H. M. BOUVY Practice limited
exclusively to diseases and surgery
of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat and
the Fitting of Glasses. Office West
Jacobson Bldg. Office phone Red
3431. Residence, Main 39.
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS
DR. J. L. INGLE Osteopathic phy
sician, v
DR. MARGRET INGLE Diseases
of women; care and feeding of chil
dren. Office Room 37, new Foley
Bldg. Office hours 10-12 a. a.; 2-6
p. m., and by appointment. Office
phone Red 1761; residence Red 881
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS. DARLAND Chiropractic par
lors 4th and Depot street. Phon
Red 1751. v
DRS. ALLEN & ALLEN Chiroprac
tors. Office hours 9:30 to 12 a. m.j
2 to 6 and 7 to 9 p. m. Phone Red
8231; over Family Restaurant, 209
' Fir street, La Grande, Oregon.
Dincctony
VETERINA" Y
DR. H. W. RILEY Graduate Veter
inarian Hospital. 1409 Madison Ave.
State Stallion Inspector and Inspec
tor of Stock for shipment Home In
dependent Phon Black 41. Formers
Co-operative Phone, Main 112
DENTIST
E. P. Mossman Dentist: rooms 6
and 7 new West Building. Phone
Black 1521; Office Lours 8 to 12 p.
m. and 1 to 5 p. m.
ATTORNEYS
CRAWFORD & EAKIN. T. H.
Crawford and Robert S. Eakin, Att
orneys at law. Pracice in all the
courts aof the state and United
Sttaes. Office, West Jacobson build
ing, rooms 9-10-17, Le Craade Ore
gon. "DCHRAN & EBERHARD Geo.T.
Cochran and Colon R. Eberhard
Attorneys. La Grande National
Bank Bldg. La Grande, Ore.
E. W. EASTMAN Lawyer Office
Rooms 1 and 3, La Grande National
Bank Building.
R. J. GREEN. Attorney at law
Rooms 14-15, Palmer-Roesch Bldg.,
La Grande Ore. Practices in all state
and Federal courts.
ALBERT SMALL Attorney at Law.
Rooms 26, 27 La Grande National
Bank Building. Practices in all
state and federal courts. Phone
Main 11.
AUCTIONEER
ED STRINGHAM, the Reliable. Sales
man. Farm and Stock Sales a spec
ialty. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Clerk books furnished free. R. F.
D. No. 2. Phone Farm 1x6.
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER
H. E. Roskamp, Contractor and build
er. La Grande Ore., Phone Re 1 1981.
R. R. NEAIi Civil Engineer. Office
City Engineer over Fire Station, La
Grande, Oregon. Plans, specifica
tions and estimates. Surveys of all
natures. Office phone Main 708; Res.
phone Red 1171.
ARCHITECT
MILTON S. BLOCK Architect.
Sketches and estimates cheerfully
. furnished. Office, Room 26, New
Foley Building.
C. B. MILLER Architect, Room 28,
New Foley Building.
W. L. STRINGHAM Instructor of
piano. Studio over Young's con
fectionery. MARKET NEWS
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FRUIT
Blackcaps 2 boxes 25c.
Peaches 10c.
Watermelons 2 l-2cts. lb.
Raspberries 10c.
Bananas 35c and 40c dozen.
Cocoanuts 15c each.
Oranges 50c and 60c.
Lemons 40c.
Cantaloupe 10c; 425c.
VEGETABLES AND MISCELLANE
OUS Celery (California) 15c bunch.
Sweet Potatoes 31bs. 25c.
Green Corn 25c dozen ears.
Cauliflower (home grown) 20c.
Shing Beans 10c lb.
Green Peas 10c; 3 lbs for 25c.
New Cabbage 4c.
New Potatoes 3 cts lb.
Fresh Tomatoes 10c.
Green Onions 5c per bunch, 3 for
10c.
Honey 20c; 3 for 50c.
Parsley 5c a bunch.
Onions 6c lb.
Beans White, 225; Lima, 12 1-2.
Green Peppers 15c.
Sugar Cane or fruit, $8.45 sack,
cash $8.95 30 days' time.
BUTTER AND EGGS
Butter Fancy creamery 85c lb. roll
and 65c 21b roll.
Ranch Butter 21b roll 55c and 60c
Eggs Strictly fresh 30c.
CHICKENS AND FOWL
Hens 20c retail, dressed.
FLOUR, HAY FEED, ETC.
Bluestem Flour fl.65.
Best of the Best (straight grade)
$1.55.
Royal Patent $1.60.
Jersey Cream $.160.
Invincible $1.70.
Best of the Best (patent) $1.60.
Snowdrift $1.70.
Upper Crust $1.70.
None-to-Equal $1.60.
Occident $2.50.
Gold Medal $2.75.
Sea Fonm $1.55.
Snow Drop $1.60.
$100 Reward, $100
The readers of this pnper will be
pleased to learn that there ia at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all Its stages, and that Is
Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the only
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional
disease, requires a constitutional treat
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system, there
by destroying the foundation of the dis
ease, and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
npture In doing Its work. The proprietors
I.ave so much faith In Its curative pow
ers that they offer One Hundred Dollnrs
for any case that It falls to cure. Send
Tor list of testimonials.
Address: F. J CHENEY CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all DrutrrUU. 760.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constlpatloa-
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NEUTRAL
MILITIAMEN. AT BORDER COS
MOPOLITAN,. Middlewestern - Neutrality Explained
When Once Studied.
Mercedes, Texas, Aug. 15. (By
Mail) The Middle West. There's a
name that sticks in the craw of (Brit
ish statesmen. All the rest of Amer
ica the Britishers can analyze when
they attempt to measure the pro or
anti ally leanings of Americans. The
Middle West stumps them. It isn't
anti ally, but it isn't anti German,
they say. What is it then? I have
had this question asked me by such
leading Englishmen as Sir William
Tirrell and St. Joo Strachey, editor of
The Spectator. An American in Eu
rope for two years during the war
couldn't answer the question. Here in
Mercedes in the heart of the military
district where middle west regiments
of militia abound you shortly discover
why the middle west hasn't taken
sides in the European war. "So you
were in the war in Europe?" a fleshy
officer asks you. You'll find his type
throughout the German army; also
his broken English. "What side were
you on?" "Both sides," you say; and
he smiles. His name is F, E. ReM'ho
and as brigade commander of the
three Minnesota regiments he has
some 2500 American soldiers under
him. "Look at his face and see if he
doesn't look like an Englishman,"
says Col. H. V. Eva of the second
Minnesota regiment, into whose tent
Resche has just come. "I was born
in England and I know an English
face when I see one," continues the
Colonel. Resche laughs heartily.
"Come on, come on," he says in his
broken English to the Colonel, who is
his inferior, "Didn't you promise me
you'd ride to town with me?" So the
man who was born in England and the
man who was born in Germany, 'both
soldiers in Uncle Sam's army, ride
away together in an automobile,
laughing. A British statesman
puzzling over the Middle West, would
have broken his thinking machine at
the very sight. When Private C. H.
Stingier of Lemington, Nebraska, was
drowned a few days ago, Colonel
George A. Eberbly of the Fourth Ne
braska found a diver from the British
army in his regiment who volunteered
to seek the body. Kuan Zoo Lee of
Korea and Kearney, Nebraska, is a
member of Company L. Fourth Ne
braska. Omaha and Hastings com
panies have several Greeks on their
rosters. 'Such men are likely to add
to the neutrality -of the Middle West.
In the Fourth Nebraska also is Win
field Haldt, who was on the Carib,
sunk by a mine in the North sea, when
he and the crew, with the exception of
three killed by the explosions, were
picked up by lhe Germans and later
released. He's a neutral type. The
First North Dakotas include large
numbers of Scandinavians and Col. J.
H. Frayne is said to be able to give
orders in the Scandinavian tongue
when necessary. Two hundred and
eighty Quaker cavalrymen from Iowa
add a further mixture to the mixed
hue of the Middle West. An English
statesmen in Texas would shortly
find an answer to his question as to
why the Middle West is neutral.
Women Rookies at "Chevey Chase."
Lake Geneva , Wis., Aug. 16.
Clad in khaki skirts, olive drab flan
nel waists, regulation army hats and
tan shoes, 150 women rookies here to
day are making themselves ready "for
any national emergency." The wom
en are attending National Service
school No. 3 of the Woman's section
of the Navy league. They started the
day by undergoing a course in mil
itary calisthenics. They will do it
before breakfast every day for two
weeks. The women rookies were
ready for the muscle making exercise
at 6:40. Breakfast is served at 7:30,
police call at 8 o'clock, inspection at
8:30. Drills, classes, lectures and en
tertainment take up the remainder of
the day. Taps is sounded at 9:30 p. m.
Sundays the women arise half an hour
later than on week days. Church at
3 p. m. is extra on Sundays. The
courses include home care of the sick,
knitting and plain sewing, signal
work, first aid, diets for the sick,
surgical dressings, plain and wireless
telegraphy, automobile and ambulance
driving. "The women are in earn
est, too," said Mrs. Vylla Poe Wilson
of Washington, who is directing the
course. Mrs. Wilson and her sister,
Miss Elizabeth E. Poe, were the first
to think of a National Service school
for women. The first was held at
Chevy Chase, near Washington, in
May and was such a success that San
Francisco demanded one in June. A
fourth school will be held in Rhodo
Island some time in September.
Pats On The Back Nearly Wrecked
This Man
A wnter in the September American
Magazine says:
"I have always been obsessed with
a desire to be patted on the back. I am
that economic hybrid, the successful
failure, just escaping complete wreck
by suddenly realizing the truth. The
other day, just after I had been pro
moted to a position of considerable
importance a friend . slapped me on
the back and said, "Good Boy, I knew
they would appreciate your worth
some day.'' His words were gall. I had
held the same position more than
twenty years before. I had merely
v.-on back by hard work a position that
in early manhood, I had achieved with
out much effort.'
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SACRED TOOTH OF BUDDHA.
The Palace In Caylon In Whioh This.
Ratio li Preserved. , ... ,
At all times of the year In Kandy,
Ceylon, may bo seen followers of Bud
dha making tliclr way to the treat
Mahlgawa temple, the "Palace of the
Sacred Tooth," In order to lny offer
ings and flowers ut the shrine of the
founder of their religion.
Entering the temple, they pass into
a small room, sonio twelve foet siuaro,
In which la kept the famous tooth of
Buddha. The chamber Is lighted by
two lamps which have not been al
lowed to go out for years. The walls
are splendidly decorated, aud the ves
sel culled the Karundua containing
the tooth Btands on o massive silver
tablo amidst a gorgeous array of Jew
els and other valuable gifts.
''The Karundua is draped with mus
lin, beneath which Is a silver dome
studded with gems, and under this Is
a dome of gold, beautifully curved aud
literally incrusted with precious stones.
Two similar coverings He below tueui.
and beucnth these Is a small cuse of
gold, in which on leaves of a gold lotus
reposes tho tooth Itself. This relle,
carefully guarded,' Is seldom soon by
others than priests.
So much In reverence Is the tooth
held that to lay an offering to Buddha
on the table bearing It Is an ambition
which every Buddhist would not fall to
gratify If circumstances permitted.
Pearson's Weekly.
WORK IS HEALTH.
Idleness It Often the Causa of Human
Disease and Decay.
Work Is not the curse ur the alUlc
tlon that sonio people think It Is. When
taken in proper doses It Is the best of
medicines. It Is now being prescribed
for ninny forms of Invalidism, such as
heart disease, Brlght's disease, nerv
ousness nnd particularly for Insanity.
The lack of work Is often the cause
of ninny chronic maladies, and It Is a
wise physician who can determine
when one needs work instead of rest
and In prescribing the remedy produce
no unpleasant situations.
About tho most unhoalthful person,
as well as the most unhappy and use
less. Is the persou with nothing to do.
Work Is a dlspeller of fears. It Is the
exercise that Is ns essential to tho body
and mind as arc food and air. It Is
only when work Is carried to excess
that It becomes Injurious, as In the
case with food, rest and all good thlugs.
The Ideal of a healthy, happy life Is
no longer a world where work Is not
necessary and llfo is one grand sweet
song of Idleness. Life Is activity; In
the broad sense It Is work work that
produces and entails sncrltlce. It Is not
less work that we need, but work In
the right proportions nnd under the
right conditions. Such work Is health.
North Carolina Health Bulletin.
The Oasis of Jupiter.
The oasis of Siva is better known
as the oasis of Jupiter Amnion, one of
the most famous oracles of antiquity.
Tho visit of Alexander the Great to this
temple was among the most romantic
Incidents of his career. lie came to
ask whether be was only tho son of
the mortal Philip or the son of the
great god himself. Apparently Alex
ander received full assurnuee from the
oracle of his divine origin, with the
promise f unbroken victory until he
should be taken away to Join tho gods.
And mnny signs showed his superhu
man status. Rain fell In the desert
Just when his soldiers' thirst required
It, and when his guides lost their way
two speaking serpents or ravens ap
peared to direct them. London Chron
icle. ' Took It aa a Joka.
There Is a story of Mr. Disraeli at
the time of his extremely bumptious
youth when ho hnd Just returned from
his travels In the east As a young
man, mueh under thirty, be met Lord
Melbourne, who was then prime min
ister, at dinner. Lord Melbourne pro
ceeded to dlscourso on the eastern ques
tion, but Instead of listening to the
prime minister with the respect which
he ought young Disraeli said, "It seems
to me that your lordship has taken
your knowledge of the east from The
Arabian Nights.' "
Some prime ministers would have
snubbed the young man severely. Lord
Melbourne was not of that kind. He
rubbed his hands with great cheerful
ness nnd said to the young man, "And
a devilish good place to take It froml"
Perverted Proverb.
Strike while the Ire Is hot
The more waist the less speed.
A thrown kiss spreads no germo.
One swallow doesn't make a, supper.
It's a long loan that has no return
ing. It Is mora blessed to give than to be
given away.
A little change In the pocket Is worth
two changes In the weather. Boston
Transcript
Her Retort
Husband (nt breakfast) Oh, for
some of the biscuit my mother used to
mnke! Wife (sweetly) I'm sorry you
can't have them, dear. They would be
just about stale enough by this time to
go quite well with that remark. Indl
annpolis Star.
Rubber Tree.
India rubber trees which are tapped
every other day continue to yield sap
for more than twenty years, nnd the
oldest and most frequently tapped trees
produce the richest sap.
Agreed.
He kissed her suddenly.
"Well, I like that!" she cried.
"8o do I," he answered, and she let
U go at that
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K WANT ADS .J.
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'FOR RENT
FOR RENT Five-room modem house
on Seventh street. Call Main 65 or
see Dr Richardson. 6-10-tf
FOR RENT Bed rooms and front
bed sitting room nicely furnished;
moderate charges, 1512 Adams
Adv. 8-1-tf.
FOR RENT House, corner Snring
nnd Walnut. Phone Geo. E. Wells,
Farmers 18.X6. Adv. 8-14-tf.
FOR SALE
FOR SALE Jersey cow. Inquire
807 South Fourth street. Adv.
8-12-tf.
FOR SALE Singer canaries. Write
Mrs. G. W. Lovett, General De
livery. La Grande. Adv. 7-6-2fit
FOR SALE One two and one
hnlf inch wntron. AH A-l. En
quire Grande Ronde Lbr. Co. Phone
Main 732. Adv. 7-21-tf.
FOR SALE Porcupine,
server. Adv.
Call Ob-8-16-2t.
FOR SALK OR TRADE 5 passen
ger Mitchell car. cheap. Will con
sider good tenm nnd hnrness. Jas.
Wade, 1305 V Ave. Adv. 8-15-5tp
BARGAIN Long carnasre new Un
derwood tvpewriter. Just the ma
chine for lodirei. or clerks making
reports. Very cheap. Call the Club
Cigar store. Adv. 8-14-5t.
FOR SALR 160 acres Hmher land
$1,200: $500 cash, balance stock.
B. T. Roberts. 1603 X a venae. Tjj
Grande. Ortron. Adv. 4-4-tf
WANTED Young men and women
to learn the insurance business.
- Commission or salary and commis
sion while learning. Positions in
Eastern Oregon and Washington.
Give references and state experi
ence, if any. Write to C. S. Bliss,
Walla Walla, Wash. Adv. 7-28-lm
LOST Wrist bag containing crochet
work between La Grande and Cove.
Leave at Observer office. Reward.
Adv. 8-12-4t
GIRL WAITER WANTED CalJ at
Merchants Restaurant at once.
Adv. 8-15-3t.
WANTED Old bills, notes; no mat
ter how old they are or where
debtor is, we take them outright
on our claim brokerage plan. Ad
dress Box 144, La Grande. Adv.
8-15-tf.
FOR RENT Housekeeping rooms,
1307 Penn. Adv. 8-16-6t.
Our Want Ads bring results.
LINOLEUM and CONG0LEUN
I have both in a variety of attractive patterns.
C0NG0LEUM ART RUGS
MADE IN ALL SIZES
Most popular size is 9x10.6 and 9x12. This
most attractive rug, costs less, and will outwear
good linoleum. Beautiful patterns now in stock
and more arriving.
F. D. HAISTEN,
If you want to save money on your winter's fuel it
win be to your interest to order your coal now.
The mines are putting on the winter price August 1st.
Therefore, if you care to save a dollar or more per
ton, on this winter necessity it will be necessary for
you To .
"Speed 'Em Up"
And Order a Pew Tons of Our Famous
HIAWATHA OR ROCK SPRINGS
You don't need coal now, but you will in December
AND THIS COAL WONT SPOIL, OR SLACK
WE SELL ,
COAL
STOVE WOOD
SLAB WOOD
CLTAIN WOOD
LTAY AND GRAIN
POULTRY FEED
STORAGE
PACKTNO & FORWARDING
TRANSFER & DRAYLNO
DELIVERY
LYNCH and STEWART
Jefferson Ave. One Block Eaqt Depot Phone Main 10
The
Business
Man's
Bank
The United States
National Bank
unites a large part
of the business fab
ric of this commun
ity gathering to
gether its working
capital, placing it
where it is most
needed to meet le
gitimate require
ments and strength
ening the stability
of each business in
terest represented.
We are working for
(Jy community prog-
ress a cause
Si? worthy of the
Q heartiest coopera
tion.
"We cordially invite
your account. '
The
I United States
m National
Bank LaGrande,
Oregon.
Many Hunters in Douglas-.
Five hundred hunters started out
after doer in ' Douglas county withs
the opening of the hunting season.
Two days before the season opened
160 licenses were issued in Roseburg.
Furniture on Easy
Payments
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