LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER
TIUJliKDAY, J17XH J, 1916.
PAGE SIX
iTuxedo Nights
I by Walt Mason
When the day's work's done, and the good old sun r
has sunk in the well known West, then I stretch my '
form by the fireside warm, I sit at my ease and rest
Then 1 take my pipe which is mildly ripe, as the pipes
of good smokers are, with a chortling soul then I fill
its bowl from my glass Tuxedo jar. And I emoke at
ease, and my trouble nees to
the place where dead troubles
go ; and my worries seem, in
my waking dream no longer to
have a show. And I say, "In
deed, it's a noble weed that
drives all the ghosts away, and
clamps the lid on the cares
that skid around through the
busy day. The worries and
woes and such things as those
in the daytime leave their scar, but there's rest at
night and a calm delight in my
glass Tuxedo jar." jU2Wi3
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MACK'S SLAB miSL GRADUATE SMITHY
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Professional Directory
BANKS DEFY GOVERNMENT
Shanghai and Hankow Institutions Re
deeming Notes
Pekin, May 15. The Shanghai und
Hankow branches of the Bank of China
and the Bank of Communications have
ignored the recent government man
date, forbidding the paying out of sil
ver, and have stopped runs upon their
institutions by redeeming bank notes.
As a consequence the financial situa
tioin, in those cities is quieting down.
The Tien-Tsin and Pckin banks are
obeying the mandate, oitlcr being pre
served by the troops.
I ATTENTION! SOC1AUSTS.
Socialist Call for County Mass Con
! vention.
Cull is hereby given to all socialists
!of Union county, state of Oregon, that
Ion June 12th at 10 a. m., 1916 in I.a
jbor hall, Fir and Monroe street, I.a
G-iande, will be held a Mass Conven
jtion for the purpose of nominating
'candidates for all respective county
oflices to be voted upon at tihe coming
(November election and to transact
such other business as may come ne
I fore the convention.
I M. M. MARQUIS,
! W. S. WALLACE,
J iB. E. MOREHOUSE.
I County Central Committee.
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Mywp-
Muscles developed as a kid, puffing bellows and massaglng the ta-i
vfl la hu dad's blacksmith, shop in York Springs, Adams-co.. PennsVW
vauia. are making Elmer Myers famous these days. J
"Myers Is the greatest young pitcher I have ever developed. i3ettcr
than Plank, Mender or Coombs? Yes, sir! Myers does not know as
mnch about pitching as these old stars, but right today he is a better,
pitcher than any of them were in their prime." t
" That is Connie Mack's, tribute to the graduate blacksmith..
"Telephone
It"
Why waste time and energy when a telephone will
save both.
The greatest amount of work accomplished correctly,
with the least amount of energy, in the shortest
' possible time is EFFICIENCY
A Telephone will do this. See us about it.
HOME IMPENDENT
TELEPHONE CO.
The summer gymnasium schedule
of the Y. M. C A. has been arramrei!
I for the summer months by the gener
al secretary, in addition to the reg
ular gymnasium schedule, other forms
of physical education activities will be
conducted. All classes in physical ac
tivities will be conducted along regu
lar, systematic lines and the art of
lorm will be the main source of de
velopment. New Hours Selected.
The schedule will be as - follow?-.:
Seniors, Friday evenings 8-9:31"
Businessmen, Tuesdays and Fri
days 5-6.
Juniors, Mondavs and Thuisdavs
4-5 Saturdays 9-10.
Ladies, Mondays 2-4; Wednesdays
all day and evening; Fridays (i:.')0-y
and Saturday's 2-4.
Intermediates, Tuesday and Thurs
days 3-4; Saturdays 10-11.
Girls, Tuesdays 'and Thursdays 2:i.
Group Games Promoted.
The method of procedure will be
the regular summer program and will
no doubt prove very interesting to all
the class attendants. The main idea
carried out in the summer program is
the group game procedure. March
ing evolutions will be given, short
calisthenics and a little mass woik,
ending with games.
New Secretary Elated.
Mr. King the new secretary is quite
elated over the possibilities of a very
systematic and well carried out gym
nasium program for the fall and win
ter months, especially is this so with
the progress that is being made by
the ladies' gymnasium class. They
have accomplished much and in their
game of volleyball, there are few
teams composed entirely of ladies
that could defeat the best in the local
Y. M. C. A. During the summci
months weather permitting, the
ladies' gymnasium class will hold its
volleyball games outdoors on the
grounds of the tennis courts.
All the young ladies of the evemwr
class are requested to be at the as
sociation building Fiiday evening at
This is a Well improved and Equipped c ?
40 ACRE FARM
,IF YOU CAN PAY
$1500 CASH
Owner Will Give 5 Years Time on Balance at
7 per cent.
All good land; :." m-ivs in cultivation; 7 aiM'ps
in alfalfa; 7 acres in timothy; la acres in oats; family
orchard; all fenced, half with hog wire.
Fair -1-rooin house; hartied -t x "0; chicken
house, granary, wood house, and milk house; fine
spring piped to house and havn.
Price includes 2 good mares, 1 gelding colt, 1
horse 11 years old, 2 good milch cows, 1 fresh in dune:
1 wagon." 1 buggy; 1 hack; rake, mower, harrow, plow
and other tools and implements.
1 mile to school, near mail route, Priced $3750 ;
Terms $1."00 cash and five years' time on balance at
7 per cent. Investigate this offer.
WE HAVE SOME OTHER GOOD
40-ACItE FARMS
Geo. H. Currey
Opposite
Y. M. C. A.
Thone Black 2001
II K WHO MOVES
REAL ESTATE
108 Kim Street
I .a Grande,
Oregon
7 o'clock to organize their summer
evening gymnasium class.
Indus-
Xi.UOO Killed Yearly in V. S.
tries
"The United States,'' says Arthur
Williams, president of the American
Museum of Safety, in a statement is
sued yesterday, "is continually wag
ing a bloody war within its own bord
t : -, a war in whicih the casualities
ii mount to :f),000 lives each year and
in which the total number of wounded
annually is 1,590,900. It sounds more
like the returns from the battlefields
of Kuroipe, but in reality it is the
. number of workers killed and injured
every year in our American indus
tries. "In a sense it is not unlike a great
struggle in which men are constant,
ly attacking massive steel machinery,
vast destructive forces harnessed and
I speedul to the utmost. It is appal
ling when we stop to consider Iirj.OOO
wiped out every year in times of
peace. This would constitute an on
, tire division of the army or in other
words, the whole National Guard of
New- York state with every unit re
cruited to war strength.
"In two years it would more than
equal all of the Union soldiers killed
1 annually, 1.590,900, is still more apal
ling, for this number of cripples if
. a force sufficient to render the United j
$?t!t(.a fro,, from invasion from anv !
nation in the world.
; "Although the American Museum of
Safety is an institution of peace, wj
i believe that through makif.g industry
1 safer and conserving our forces in
. nisi we are achieving a great deal to
; ward prcpii redness. The Museum is
now planning the third National Saf
ety Exposition which will take olace in
' New York May 22-27. Among the pro
i minent, me n who have ipromiacd their
backing to the exposition are Gov.
Whitman, Mayor Mitchel: Thomas A.
r.dison and General Ijeonaru Wood.
FKA'fERXAL OKDEHS
K. F. & A.M. La Grande Lodge No.
41, A. F. & A. M. holds regular
meetings first and third Saturday
at 7:30 p. m. Cordial welcome to
all Masons.
. ROBERT S. EAKIN, W. M.
- ' A. C. WILLIAMS, Sec.
li. P. O. E. ELKS, La Grande Lodge
'.to 433. Lodge meets each Thurs
day evening at eight o'clock.
Home and club privileges cheer
fully extended to all Brother Elks.
FRANK C. BRA M WELL,
Exalted Rular.
ADNA B. ROGERS, Secretary.
WOMEN OF WOODCRAFT CIRCLE
NO. 47 Meet seuond and fourth
Tuesday evenings of each month
i at the Eagle hall. All visiting
neighbors welcome.
j LI LI J E ALLSTOTT, G. N.
! I-OUISE HILARY, Clerk.
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS Red Cross
Lodge No. 27 meet every Monday
night in Castle hall (K. of P. hall.)
A Pythian welcome to all visitng
Knights.
D EXILE GREEN, C. C
GEO. HUNTINGTON CURREY
K. of R. & S
MODERN WOODMEN OF AMER
ICA La Grande Cam. No. 7703
meets on the first and third Thurs
day evenings of each month in the
K. of P. hall. Visiting neighbors
welcome.
H. E. DIXON, V. C.
CHAS. JESTER, Clerk.
WOODMEN OF THE WORLD La
Grande Camp No. 169 meets every
first and third Friday at K. of P.
Hall. All visiting neighbors wel
comed.
O. I, M'DOWELL, C. C.
E. W. EASTMAN, Clerk. -
L. 0. O. M. La Grande Lodg No.
850 Loyal Order Of Moose holds
regu.ar meeting every Wednesday
night at 8 p. m. in Eagle Hall, fifth
floor Foley building on Adams Ave.
Visitors always welcome. Dties
payable at Young's Sweets.
GEO YOUNG, Die.
HARRY SWART. Sec.
F. O. E. La Grande Aerie No. 259
on each and every Friday evening
at 8 o'clock on top floor of new
Foley building. Visiting members
cordially welcomed.
J. P. RUSK, W. P.
L. F. BELLINGER, Sec.
0. E. S. Hope Chapter No. 13, O. E.
S. holds stated communications the
second and fourth Wednesday of
each month. Visiting members
cordially invited.
EMMA L. KIDDLE, W. M.
MARY A. WARNICK, Sec.
ROYAL NEIGHBORS. Iris-Camp
meets every second Friacy After
noon and fourth Friday evening.
evey monEn m A. ol P. Hall. All
visiting members cordially invited
MINNIE BUNTING, Orach..
LILY C. KIMMEL, Recorder.
REBEKAHS Crystal Lodge No. 5
Meets every Tuesday evening in the
I. O. O. F. Hall. All visiting mem
bers are invited to attend.
VESTA SHAW, N. G.
ANNA ALEXANDER, "ec.
K. & L. OF SECURITY. Mt Emily
Council No. 2646. Metts second and
fourth Wednesdny evening at 8 o'
clock at Moose Hall. Visitir,; mem
bers are welcome.
C. E. ST1TT, Pres.
BERTHA K " YERS, Fin. Sec.
VIOLA L. H0GUE, Rec. Sec
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Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
with UOCAL APPLICATIONS, us livy
cannot rearli Hit seat of the disease. Ca
tarrh Is a blood or constitutional dlstsiMe.
and in ordvr to cure il you must take tn
tcrnul remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure is
taken internally, and acts direetly upon
the blood and mucous surface. Hall's
Catarrh Oire is not a quaHi medicine. It
was prescribed by one of the best phy
sicians iti this country for years and "is
a regular prescription. It is composed of
the best tonicw known, ronilwri-'d with the
best blood purifiers, iictinij directly on the
nnieoiiH surfaces. The perfect combina
tion of the two ingredients (s what pro
duces such wonderful results in curio?
catarrh. Rend for testimonials, free.
K. J. CHK-'KY & CO.. Props., Toledo. O.
Sold by Drupciais. price T.rH
Tako Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
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PYTHIAN SISTERS of Rowena Tem
ple No. 9 meets every second and
fourth Friday evening at K. P. Hall.
MRS. LIZZIE HAYWORTH, M. K. J.
LOUISE LANDRU M. of R. C.
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS. .
DR. R. E. L. HOLT Physician and
surgeon; corner Adams -ivenuo and
Depot street. Phonos Office Main
68; Residence Main 730. Hours 11
to 12 a. m.; 2 to 5 p.m.; 7 to 8 p. in.
DR. H. L. UNDERWOOD Physician .
and surgeon. Diseases of the eye a
specialty.
DR. DORA J. UNTJIRWOOD Dis
. eases oi women and children. Of
fices Adams pvenue over Red
Cross Drug Store.
EYE, EAR, NOSE. THROAT SPECIALIST
DR. H. M. BOUVY Practice limited
exclusively to diseases and surgery
of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat and
the Fitting of Glasses. Office West
Jacobson Bldg. Office phone Red
3431. Residence, Red 2021.
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS
DR. J. L. INGLE Osteopathic phy
sician. DR. MARGRET INGLE Diseases
of women; care and feeding of chil
dren. Office Room 37, new Foley
Bldg. Office hours 10-12 a. m.; 2-6
. p. m., and by appointment. Office
phone Red 1761; residence Red 881.
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS. DARLAND Chiropractic par
lors 4th and Depot street. Phone
Red 1751.
ETERINAZY
DR. H. W. RILEY Graduate Veter
inarian Hospital. 1409 Madison Ave.
State Stallion Inspector and Inspec
tor of Stock for shipment. Home In
dependent Phon Black 41. For.ners
Co-operative Phone. Main 112
VCTERIXARIAN.
DR. J. L. RUBY Veterinary Sur
geon and Dentist. Res, Phone Blk.
1141; Res. 1306 M avenue.
Stock Inspector for Interstate
Shipment
DENTIST
E. P. Mossman Dentist: rooms 6
and 7 new West Building. Phone
Black 1521; Office hours 8 to 12 p.
in. and 1 to 5 p. m.
ATTORNEYS
CRAWFORD & EAKIN. T. H.
Crawford and Robert S. Eakin, Att
orneys at law. Practice in all the
courts aof the state and United
Sttaes. Office, West Jacobson build
ing, rooms 9-10-17, Le Grande Ore-Ron.
COCHRAN & EBERHARD Geo.T.
Cochran and Colon R. Eberhard
Attorneys. La Grande National
Bank Bldg. La Grande, Ore.
R. J. GREEN. Attorney at law
Rooms 14-15, Palmer-Roesch Bldg.,
La Grande Ore. Practices in all state
and Federal courts.
E. W. EASTMAN Lawyer Office
Rooms 1 and 3, La Grande National
Bank Building.
ALBERT SMAU. Attorney at Law.
Rooms 26, 27 La Grande National
Bank Building. Practices in all
state and federal courts. Phone
Main 11.
UNDERTAKERS
J. C. HENRY Undertaker and Em-
naiming; years in business. Day
nhone. Mnin fi?' nitrht nhnnoc Rw4
3131, Red 562, Black 3811.
AUCTIONEER
ED STRINGHAM, the Reliable Sales
man. Farm and Stock Sales a spec
ialty. Satisfatio i guaranteed.
Clerk books furnished free. R. F.
D. No. 2. Phone Farm 1x6.
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER
H. E. Roskamp, Contractor and build
er. La Grande Ore.. Phone RoJ 1981.
CIVIL ENGINEER
L. D. HOWLAr Civil Engineer
and surveyor. Office at Court House.
R. R. NEA L Civil Engineer. Office
l lty Engineer over I- ire Station, Lo
Grande, Oregon. Plans, specifica
tions and estimates. Surveys of all
natures. Office phone Main 708; Res.
phone Red 1171.
ARCHITECT
MILTON S. BLOCK Architect.
Sketches and estimates cheerfully
furnished. Office, Room 26, New
Foley Building.
IC. B. .MILLER Architect, Room 23,
New Foley Building.
W. K STRINGHAM Instructor of
piano. Studio over Young's confectionery.