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Sherry's theatre has perhaps never
shown a stronger picture than the
one on the bill for tonight. It 1b
one of those moral plays that makes
one stop and think whether the mad
course of present day life is not re
sponsible for many of the woes and
misery of society. A young lawyer
repudiates the girl whom he ruind.
She leaves home and enters a broth
el. All the gilded and showy ugli
ness of these surrounding is de
picted. The facial expression on the
part of this ruined young woman is
touching. Her former lover is mar
ried to another and has a child.
The manager of the brothel, a
whisky drinking beast, is arrested for
enticing a young woman to the place.
He engages Gray, the former lover
of the unfortunate woman. She ap
pears on the witness stand, heavily
Your Silver Teapot
When the Inside of n silver teapot
starts to tarnish the following idea Is
very good to tnako It look like new:
Put a large piece of washing soda Into
the teapot and till with boiling water.
flien boil It for one hour over a spirit
lamp and you will find It will become
as bright Insido as out and the soda
will not injure the silver In any wny. ,
His Chief Objection.
Turning to the newspaper reporter,
who was his passenger, tbe aviator
exclaimed:
"It's till off: the propeller Is broken,
and we are doomed to fall C.000 fcetP
"Great guns!" cried the reporter. "I
hope we don't fall Into tbe water. I
can't swim a strokcl" Llpplncott's.
Strength In the Arms.
Equality of strength in both arms
occurs almost twice as f reqnently with
women as with men, more men than
women being stronger in tbe right arm
than In the left.
Agreed.
Bhc So they returned your tnana
script It Is too bod. He Tea; that's
wbnt the editor snld about it Boston
Transcript
Five Buttons.
Chinese couts have Ove buttons, stg
nifvlng the five Confucian virtues-
humanity, justice, order, prudence and
RARE IRA
Arties - - $1,201 Buckle
Arties - ' - 2.25 4 Buckle
Arties - - 2.15 4 Buckle
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veiled. , When this is removed she
answers the question of her former
lover: "V.:ll ;ca tell the court how
you came to lead this lift of shame?"
When he sees her features he falls
in a swoon across the court table,
guilty' struck. Repentant, she wends
her way to a lowly church and there
dies in the arm's of the kind old
priest. ' , V
It is a play that will make reckless
young men think. - It is ope that
will haunt them. It is a powerful
sermon. The setting is ricn ana tne
acting is perfect It will be ljere
tonight for the last time.- - Many
handkerchiefs were seen last, night
and the silence wa's tense;
It is entitled the "Master of the
Garden." We can't do the picture
justice in words. You have to see
it .
Notice to Stockholders.
The annual meeting of the stock
holders . of the United States Na
tional bank of La- Grande, Oregon,
will be held at their banking rooms
in the City, of La Grande, Teusday,
January 13, 1914, at 2 o'clock, P. M.
or the purpose of electing a board of
direotors and for the transaction of
ny other business that may come
before the meeting.
T. J. SCROGGIN,
Cashier. .
12-12-lmo.
Innual Meeting of the Stockholders
of the State Bank of ImMer.
Notice is hereby given that' the an
nual meeting of the stockholder of
the State Bank of Imbler, will be held
a their banking rooms, at Imbler,
Oregon, on Tuesday, January IS, be
tween the hours of 2 o'oclock and 4
o'clock P. M., for the election of a
board of five directors to aerre for
one year end tie transaction ef such
other business aa may come before
such meeting.
SHERWOOD WILLIAMS,
SOt - Cashier.
These are special bargains. Get ready for winter. Prices
remain the same. On all other goods 1-3 to 1-2 Reduction
'' Criminals of Manila.
1' "Criminals are practically unknown
In Manila,'' observed nn official or tbnt
ii-r "i mpim hv tills that there Is no
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1 I I I In .. Inlnnil. 11 a fhllM I
CrlUJlUlll. UIHSO in LUC imuuuoi no tut,...
Is In European countries, and In the
United States. The yeggman. the pro
fessional pickpocket and sneak thief
da not exist there. Of course we tmvo
to deal with high crimes, and there
are a considerable number of murders.
Doubtless thin is dire to the mercurial
temperament of the people. The Fili
pinos are much like the Spaniards.
They art; easily nngered and commit
murder lu a moment of passion. The
spirit of revenge also Is pronounced
among the Filipinos. I have found
that most of the murders committed
are traceable -to tbnt old motive the
eternul triangle. I don't recall any
murders In the Philippines that were
committed with guns. . The weapon
ordinarily used Is the knife or bolo."
Washlngtou Tost. ' ; r ';'
Woman's Influence.
It is at the foot of woman we lay
the laurels that without her. smile
would uever have been gained. It Is
her image that strings the lyre of the
poet that animate the voice in the
blaze of eloquent faction and guides
the brain lu the august tolls of stately
counsel. Whatever may be the lot of
man, however unfortunate, however
oppressed. If be only love and be loved,
he' nlust strike a nalaure in favo of
existence, for love ou Illumine the
dark roof of poverty and lighten the
fetters of'the slave.- Disraeli.
Ringless Weddings. ;
a weddtuir without a ring seems in
congruous, out in some parts of Spain
no ring Is used. After the ceremony
the bridegroom moves the flower lu
bis bride's hair from left to right for
In those districts to wear a rose above
your right ear Is to proclaim yourself
a wife. . '
Soothing the Bride.
"1 told Maud that Jack was simply
crazy to marry her, and she took of
fense." "Why was thntr
"Don't know, unless It was that
when 1 said it they bad Just been
married." Boston Transcript
Whips at Weddings.
At Swedish weddings among the
middle and lower classes the bride
groom carries a whip. Tbls Is an em
blem of bis authority in tbe domestic
circle.
If people censure yon unjustly trj
to feel as charitable toward them as
you would If they praised you too
highly . , ... . ii ...
Arties - - $1.85 4 Buckle
Shoe Paes - - $2.50
Short Rubber Boots - 3.50
A Way to Distinguish Twins.
Twin brothers who have been called
np for service Id a Paris regiment are
so alike that it is Impossible to distin
guish between them. The other day
one was confined to barracks, and by
changing bis rap, wltb its regimental
number, for that of bis brother he was
able to pass the guard whenever- he
wished to go out The colouel has now
Issued the .following order to obviate
such tricks: "The soldier bonhomme
(even number) will wear his hair as
long as the regulations, construed wltb
the utmost leniency, will allow and
will shave his beard and mustache.
The soldier bonhomme (odd number)
.will allow his beard and mustache to
grow full and will have bis hair regu
larly cut as closely as possible .by tbe
regimental barber." London Mail. -
Out It Went r
... "Good night, my sweet, farewell, iny
love; my soul goes out to tbeei But
time is speeding fast my love, and 1
must quickly flee! 'Tis .but a few
short .hours, my love, and you must
thinkjof me till we meet again tomor
row, 4ve! My soul goes out to theel"
Thus spoke a lover to bis lass" Deep
In her eyes gazed he. Now, one fond
kiss, one fond embrace how sweet it
was to see! . ... - " '
Oh. horror! Then her.pa appeared. ;
"What means this, sir?" said be.
Then, with an angry snarl,' he rourcd,
"My sole goes out to tbee!" Londoc
Mall.
Logio of Youth.
"Father,'" exclaimed John vigorous
ly, "why don't Quakers. take off tbelr
hats?"
"Because, my son. It Is llielr belief
that to remove their hats Is a innrk of
respect that they, think they should (
pay to no mnn." j
"Well." remarked the boy after a
moment's silence, "how do they man-
ago when they have to have their hair
cut?" Youth's Compnulon.
Overstudy.
Rnnl.-u nrp nleiiaitiiL hut if bv being
orerstudlous we Impair our health and
spoil our good humor, two of the nest
units we have, let us give It over. 1.
for my part am one of those who
tbink that no fruit derived from them
can recompense so great . a loss.
Montalgne. ' '
Lines on the Forehead.
The lines on the forenead are caused
by perpetually raising the eyebrows,
and no permanent belp can be had un
til the habit Is In some measure con
quered. The lines should be massaged
aoi-oss tlie furrows and wltb a rotary
movement -.outward toward tbe tem
ples. ' '
La Grande, Or.
'Among the, phenomenal baseball
pitchers .touted for this Season is a
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young man with a wooden leg. This
should be a less handicap than a bone
head.
Fresh Shipment of
Swift's Premium
Hams & Bacon
Heinz Dill Pickles
Home Make Kraut
Your Order Delivered Any Time
J. G. Snodgrass,
GROCERY
Phone Main 43 -,"J t La Grande, Ore.
A "Father and Son" movement has
been started in Cleveland. ; As - we
recollect it, the original father and
eon movement was in the general
direction of the woodshed.'. - i'
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recanm.
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