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LA QllAXDK EVENING GBSEIiVER,
IDAV, JUNE 23, 1912.
THE OBSERVER
BRUCE DENNIS
SOITOB 1KP OWHKB.
at tii poKtofflee at La Ana,
regaa, aa aeroa" etas saatter.
SUBSCRIPTION RITES.
Baity, alkfla eopy
atofly, ft week .
9Df, f BMiaUt
.lie
.
WHERE ARE WE DRXFT1GI
Fitting tribute will be paid tbe old
weterana according to present plana,
when they will be giviMi aeaU of hon
r rati at tbe Fourth of July Chau
tauqua programs, la tbe mad rush
tar money and what wealth stands for
th aoldter Is frequently overlooked
too frequently la fact Tbe day was
when every Tom, Dick and Harry sa
astsd tie uniform of blue when wont
ay a veteran especially, but that day
Is past and with it seems to be going
a patriotic loyalty to the color. Even
fcera la La Grande, the colors are
auscd by like so much banting and,
a recent parades where the flag has
tgured there was sraroely a salue
trans the hundreds viewing the pas
stag at Old Glory. It is a pretty state
at affairs the nation Is coming to, and
yest as sure as such conditions con
tfnne to drift on and on, there will
erne day be aa Intervention by fate
as rekindle the dormant loyalty to
the eaVblem ft at means so much. It
aas been the history of the nations of
laW world and history repeats, fn
aeea and mighty powers will not per
attt aeoffing and scorn at patriotism
ad religion always.
1CREA6E OF OMOSS IS LAF4iE
l.iS
Ireland is sending potatoes to this
country by the shipload, thus demon)
stratlng that Ireland furnishes Aon er
ics with
men.
something besides police-
Doubtless a minstrel company will
hesitate before giving a performance
In the Georgia opera house where they
hanged a negro.
"Nick -Carter" died some time sgo
and now "Diamond Dick" has passed
beyond, but we still have W. J. Burn
to furnish thrifts.
" CURIOSITIES OF PAIN.
A Cramp In the Tee May Indicate a
Disordered Stomach,
fata sometime beneves In a carious
fashion. There was a soldier In Lon
don after the Boer war whe complain
ed of excruciating neuralgic pains In
his ritfbt foot
This very much smosed bis friend,
for be bsd lost his right leg, and both
teg and foot were long burled near
Lady-smith,
The erptanatSoa was thst the pain
happeoed to be in the trunks of those
aervea which bsd sent branches to th
foot Sometimes a patient cornea to a
doctor complaining of pain la the knee,
and be Is greatly surprised when the
doctor tells him that the site of the
affection Is not the knee, but the hip.
We are all familiar with the pain vo
der the boulder Made which comes
from aa afflicted liver.
Th stomach, too. can produce pain
In many parts of the body. A disor
dered stomach will give os pain aa tar
swsy as the bead, sod when one gets a
A Practical Museand.
Surely tbe WouiiuMillfhire umn '
csased bi wife's weil.l'pg ring t--
inscribed, "if thee doenut wort, n.--ebant
eat." was determine! tbat n -should
he no mistake Id what tw in
quired la a wife The only wondw
Bow any woman could be Indm-wi
marry blm wlib n-b a threat tx-t-"-fer
eyes. Tbe eia-t date of this nm
la not known, but It b previous to tr.
elgbteenth cvntury. Chamber Jour
oat
The Last Weed. -riobby
Is every word ta this dl--
-lonsry, pa? Peck ley Ob. no, . nit
blld. Every little while a new word
mme into tbe language. Bobby -What's
tbe latest word, pa? Peck ley
-Tour ma will tell yon. She always
is the last word.
And He Lasted Sixty Years.
Roger Crab, the hermit and astrolo
ger, almost solved the problem of bow
to live without eating. A boat 1841 be
begaa to restrict himself to a vege
tarian diet, avoiding even butter and
cbeese. From roots be got to a rege
tariaa diet of broth, thickened with
bran, and pudding made of braa and
turnip leaves chopped together, and ha
finally resorted to dock leaves and
grass. Be drsnk nothing bet water
and Uved for nearly forty years on S
farthings a week. Be died In London
in 1680 in bis sixtieth year.
-yea
VST-AMMVEB
IN TIME FOR THE
Chautauqua
Swimming Classes
The Soft Answer.
A coo pie of neighbors were leaning
ver the back fence. "My husband
says be always does better work when
thinking of roe."
1 notice be msde a vary good Job
of beating be carpets." '
And then tbe tomcat bad a fit
cramn la his toe U Is often doe to arid
ity of the stomach. Swallow a pinch j Louisville Coarler-JooraaL
of sods and tbe cramp will disappear.
Aa aching tooth will produce neural
gic pains la tbe face, and very often a
violent pain at tbe back of tbe bead Is
due to tbe tars way kidneys, which
themselves may suffer no pain at the
time.
The oaioa acreage this year
sea increased over that of 11 U s?y
farm and Home. Although planting
waa late and tbe spring wet, the onion
erep has a aright outlook. Planting
was done without the usual vicissi-
iacidADtal to that
FEAST OF THE VULTURES.
i In the Open
Magi of a Tiger" Caroasi
Air In India.
The vulture la aeen at Its beat when
a dead tiger, brought .Into camp to be
skinned, is exposed In the open. Over-
operation. jad la a cloodleaa sty and not a bird
What Her Mother Is.
Helen Uy mothers a Presbyterian.
What's yonrs. Mary? Mary Mint?
3 h, let me see. Mine la a Methodist.
What Is yonrs. Bella? Bella-Uy moth
sr never told me. Dot I heard ner tell
&er friend thst she waa a dyspeptic.
ttfodon Tit Btta.
insn Agent What are the
proofs of yonr bun band's death, mad
am Tbe WMow-WelU be has been
home for the last three nights.
, Ladies Bathing Suits
Very attractive styles with white
trimmed sailor collars. Blue, red and
black colors, all sixes.
Prices $2.50 to $4
Ladies Bathing Caps
Plain and fancy dotted caps of water
proof cloth.
IPrices 20c to 25c
Bathing Slippers
Both white and black in all sizes
from 2 tc 8-
Price 25c
Mens Wool
Bathing Suits
Both union and two piece suits with
white and red bands.
Price $2.50
Hen's and Boys' bathing suits made
of best quality cotton in navy blue
and fancy bands. Both union and
two - piece.
Price 50c to $1.50
Avyads Water '
Wings
Every beginner should begin with
these perfect supports.
Price 25 cents
Another Sh ipment Button Shoes Received
k. I. Ik.t in i I AM k. H..
There conditio hold true in Nichi- ' fcnman eya.
San, Illinois, Indiana. Ohio, New Tork j tigv.a row from the
and Massachusetts, One of the mala ' to groond, and before the akin
Mannas tor the Id crease In acreage has been removed there above one
waa the very high price obtained for I and always Bearing th. earth are th
anions last winter before earlier 1 vultures circling, poising Uka things of
spring crop came on la northern mar- J lr- dt" of "". I" a tew
keta from the soatfc. In this He In f ,"" "rJwo " ""V
warn. fro. what was paid Ust tor T,
aloBa and the final price paid hy rhnu u th. mm. a.
Ooaht to Ki
"1 wonder bow K fed to be dead?"
"Bow should I knowr
"Too work n a store that dmt
advertise.-- Boosron Post.
the consumer, growers did not parti
cipate. However, they received mora
than urn a last Ian from th Said tor
their colon.
We are getting over the old habit
at telBag children that soma day they j
' be president Their troubles win !
be hard enough to bear when they do
one.
Women are airone to look on the
aright aide of things, especially mir-
An elevatnr In one of New York's
skyscrapers dropped eight stories, and
when the it occuriants emerjred each
sort congratulated himself that he ha
saved at least two minute' time.
scend.
Down they com. Ilk feathered thun
der out of the sky, and from east
and went -and aorth and aovth, the
very embodiment of power while they
whirl aloft and In their quick de
scent to earth, and now. aa they wad
dle around, that carrion beast, mis
shapes ghouls, whose only apparent
strength is thst of tbe ravening Jaws
which tear snd goree the tiger's flesh
until within the hour nsngbt of that
splendid brute remains but a clean
picked skeleton. Sir Edward Brad
den 'a -Thirty Years of Shikar."
Arcade
Theatre
TONIGHT
THE GREAT
ANDRE
Wonderworker and laugh-makar
JOE DENUEF
Th asaa wtftj th Iron Jaw.
Ton Keens cf Ploturas,
Followed Suit,
This carious Incident comes from
Sunt. Switzerland: An Inspector of
schools, without any previous wsrninc.
visited the village school and fouDd
ths elderly toscber asleep at his desk
and the children departed, having ap
parently taken French leave. To give
' the teacher a greet surprise snd s twd
quarter of an bour tbe inspector o
, elded to wait undl be awoke and seat
ed himself on a bench 1a front of Tbe
j culprit. Tbe hours passed, snd tbe in
spector hlmaelf went to sleep The
' teacber. on awakening and swing wlm
I waa sleeping before him. quietly left
j the school for home Without enterini;
i tbe schoolroouj tt concierge locked
! np the school and the sluniherinc In
sped or Several bour later tbe con
; clerpe heard a great noise and, armltiL-
himself, opened the d:vir nd was rreal
! ty nut-prised to 8nd the sncry inspector
; before dim
If you seek to make one rick
not to tarrease bis moras, bat
sttnlah Us flasl res ti poors.
Widow and rh(ldrra D if possessed.
The plight of th widow and chil
dren at ths mercy of the landlord is
too well i.uderstood to be unknown
"A stitch In time save nine" said tbe
immortal Benjamin Fran'klln. Now is
tne time to buy that lot In Conanrdale
and build your own home latr un
der our easy-payment building plan.
Watch the upper right hand corner o
Pse X.
3STICE.
NOTICE IS HBKB8T GIVEN. That
the undersigned, as guardian of th;
estate la Oregon of Ida May Thompson
an incapable person, has been licensed
to sell the real property belonging to
'M ward and hereinafter described,
ha the manner provided by law. for tli
sales of res! estate hy executors or
sdmlnistrators. and that from and sf
ter the 27th day of July, 1912, I will
New lasts in Tan and Patent Leather.
from A to . -
All sizes from 2 1-2 to 8 and widths
Prices $3.50 and $4.00
i
N. K. West
The Quality
STORE
cficr for sale and sell at private sle,
for cash In hand, subject to confirma
tion the following described real prop
el IT. to-wlt:
The west half of the southwest
quarter; th. sou tLsutt quarter ot the
soiitnweat quarter and th. southeast
nuatter of .section' twenty-three; and
the touthwest quarter of ths south
west Quarter of section twenty-tour;
and the west half of the norm cost
Q.isrlcr of section twenty-six. ill in
township four, south range t'uirty
eight. E. W. M in Tnlon conrtv. Ore
gra. Dated at La Grande, Oregon this, the
!Sth day of juT.e, 1912.
C E. COCHRAN
Guardian of Vbe Person and Edte
of Ida Kiy Thompson.
6-IS 7-5-12-1S-26
BOILED HAMS
MINCED HAM v,f
SUMMER SAUSAGE
PRESSED CORN BEEF
HEAD CHEESE
Ideal for summer use, picnics, outings, light house
keeping Grande Ronde Meat Co.
CITY MARKET ...... MATW
msTREET market :::;:;;;;;;;;;;MAm
Modern
Dentists
ALL
WORK
WARRANTED
Modern
Dentists
j Three Million Wiroa to an Inch.
I Gold bas heen hammered out to Thin !
; sheets whose Thinness is beyond Imnrrl
nmlon. so thin a pile one tnch bich j
j won la douhiiess eontsiu .(io.(tiKi jr all
: were n thin as ihe th(nnist one f.nt j
a platinum wire bas been drawn to a
diameter so mtnuie that S.0OO.OO0 side ,
! hy aide would occupy one Inch The
i method was to surround platinum with i
silver sod draw tbe mass Into finer I
and finer ire. Then tbe silver coatinc
was dissolved off with nitric acid, leav
: tug tbe etcesHtvety thin, tnsnlnhlv j
; thread ot platinum. Partk-le of gold ;
hsve been seen In the new nrtra violet j
UgbL dark ground renecrlng micro '
scopes so email that a row containing '
j 10.000 would he one tnch long. And !
there are antmata as small New York
American.
Bad teeth, poor digestion, improp
er assimilation, impaired nutrition
and irritable disposition go hand
in hand and contribute materially
To the many social and financial
failures. No one should be without
a satisfactory dental equipment at
prices and terms to suit the condi
tions regulatinc your affairs.
Set of Tev th fs.i
Goli tttcfi
Porcelsln
jia
Brldpe crk
Silver fliings
Extraction
OjSj
The Modern Dentists
A Working Capital sof Over
$215,000.00 Inspires Confidence in This Bank.
The stability of this Institution,
The substantial men behind It,
Ita reputation for progressiveness.
It large loaning capacity
It)- aplrlt of accommodation.
--a s attrarted customers whon
000.00.
lit-;1.
regat over $700,-
SK alitor with
La Grande National Bank
CAPITA CRANDE- OREGON.
SURPL-'S ' $ 00.000.00
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