HILL'S DRUG STORE A fZnfk mFQ ilPAI OP v. " ;' ; l-! ; " J Ve invite your early inspection of the most complete line of Xmas Gifta ever displayed in La Grande. Do your Xmas shopping early. Bein tomorrow, while stocks are full. It is easy now to find what you want. ;CILLfS DC3UG STTO3E- Telephone Blaok 1361 Aim high and con sider yourself cap able of great things Make up your mind to save a thousand dollars. Start a bank account and persevere. You can do it as easily as others have-.you MUST start before you can finish. United States National Bank Your Savings Eirn 4 per cent interest here PERMANENTLY tvi- lV ' INTRODUCING - located Reliable Dentis.s eastern price Our untarnished reputation wherever we haw established offices la a recommendation we look to with pride, and our motto, "Honest work," "fair dealings," haa always made our aucceaa continuous lor tbe put 10 years. We guarantee our work, nd it It la not right . we make It right without' any extra expenae to on. We would rather be busy all tha time and make a amaller profit from each Individual patient than charge prohibitive price. Peo ple In all atauona of life patron! this Institution 7 of Modern Den tistry. . v Gutless ' r-f 1 1 r examination, consultation EXTRACTION OUC (J Free ESTIMATES AND ADTICE Prices for the Best Work $15 Set of Teeth .S&OO flO Bridge Work (beat) 00 $10 Gold Crowns 22k . &) 12 year protection guaranteed, Gold Filling fUe ap Silver Fillings ,4..75 Plates Repaired ...... fLOO i) Modern Dentists Our offices' DEPOT A ADAMS ATE. OVER NETtXIN DRUG CO. SMt Lake. Baker. La Grande. Portland. ' ' SbbbbM H Aff A WH Uptown office Main 720. ..;'. .r Residence phone Main 25 ' AMBULANCE e. l bussey COME to om shop and let ns demonstrate the use of Perry Fne made VTater Systems to you. We have Just Installed one at "County " : Farm". Why not have & bath room, hot and cold water, nle lawns and also fire protection for your homes! Too can have a t-i Inch stream at 95 pounds pressure la ease of fire. Call and let si take yoi oat and show yon one la every day operation. BAY & ZWEIFEL ! PLUMBERS, HEATERS, SHEE1 METAL WORKERS ntf-- l . lit , . ..... SSI 1 1 1 STANDS GOOD FOR VIOLATION OF ORDINANCE BY MEN. ...... Crew Turns on Water to Supply Ce ment Crew With Necessary Water Violation of section XIV of tha wa ter ordinance last Saturday afternoon lead to the arrest and conviction and fining of the foreman of Contractor C. T. Darley's concrete crew. This sec tion of the ordinance prevents anyone turning on a shut off without permis sion fy the' department. It sped ifles that under no condition Pre in dividuals allowed to turn on water or turn it off at t he city shutoff but a crew of men working for Mr, Darley construing a sceptic tank on the Freeman Ladd place on North Ash, turned wat.ii' i.i'"tC' rr.. nnnda for the work at hand. Tlie act was dis covered and Mr. Darluy was made to answer in the sum of a $10 fine Impos ed by Recorder Humphreys. , Mr Dar ley admitted he should have instruct ed his men not to do this very thing and assured the .court that hereafter bis crews will not violate tha ordl nance. "Too many people about the city either through Ignorance or dis regard for the ordinance turn on and turn off the water at will, and the practice must stop," said Water Sup erintendent L. M. Hoyt in speak tig of the matter today. "The water de partment Is sole controller of these shutoffs and the public at large should keefy this In mind and avoid trouble." PILES CUBED IN 6 TO 14 DATS Your druggist wilt" refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. 50c. AIDED TJIEJIEVOLI The Destruction of Portland, Me. In Colonial Days. ACT OF AN ENGLISH OFFICER. portance beiug bombarded or set on Ere nnd 5.000 Inhabitants Jeft shel terless at the approach of winter. To make It practically certain that aid could not come to the seaport by wa ter be destroyed all but one wharf and took with him on his departure all the vessels anchored in the harbor that bad been spared from the torch. Truly he had a glorious bonfire and in explanation be exhibited instruc tion which read: "Come opposite the town with all possible expedition, and there burn, sink and destroy." but the gossips of the time said that these or ders originally related to Portsmouth, N. II., and that it was due to a woman that they were not carried out as writ ten. ' Captain Mowatt and his fleet bad anchored off Portsmouth harbor some time previously to bis sssault upon Portland, and while there he bad gone quietly on shore and secretly visited the family of the royalist (or Tory, as the colonists called them). Nathaniel SparliHwk. Nathaniel had a daughter, a girl of eighteen, famed the country round for her beauty as her father wus famed for his obnoxious loynlty to King George, and wben the sailor cap talo saw her he proved an easy con quest (like most sailors where pretty women are concerned), and he found It necessary to be rowed from bis ship ninny times in order to spend the even '.ngs with attractive fttui oH-t,; Her wit. beauty and brilliancy of conversation fascinated him nnd through her itiflnence. it is said, the Intention of bonabnrdlng Portsmouth was abandoned, nnd Portland suffered In the stend of the town which held the chnrming little-loyalist. ' So what one historian termed "a wanton, inrtcfensible nssnult upon nn undefended nnd peaceful city" came about through a woman's smile, and every ,vo!lev from the tlfty guns of Mowatt's Act ' doubtless carried his thoughts back to the lnsn who bud won his heart. Tbe smoldering wharfs nnd the naming bouses were his burnt of fering to his ladylove. . The Sparhawk house, where the cap mln lost his heart still stands; but. sins, the romance ended as so many romances do. for after the Revolution was over the fair and fascinating belle married a physician and a patriot Detroit Free Press. ' She Flew. ' Miss Fullosoul (of a poetical turn) Which are you of opinion one should say, professor, "Summer flies" or "Summer flees?" Absent Minded Professor (great on mtomologj ) The two species, my dear young lady, nre entirely distinct Now. the common housefly (Then he won- lered why she suddenly opened a con versation with the young man on her tight) London Sphere. A Royalist Woman's Wiles Caused th Annihilation of "the City and Saved -PoHemwith, N. Fr Which Port land's Fats Had Bstn Planned. One of the causes of the Revolution ary war, and quite as important a one as the stamp act. was the wanton de struction of the city of Portland, Me., then part of the town of Falmouth. It was said that the natriotn mtcht have forgiven Lexington and Concord. ; uui iuui me rasing or cms town, which had been peaceably Inclined until then, Incensed the .colonies beyond measure. One prompt result was the Immediate formation of a Maine regiment which waa added to the meager forces of the Continental army. . ;. Not so generally known, however. Is the tradition that it ' was dne to the fascinations of a beautiful woman that Portland was destroyed and an other town preserved. ' y When the British commander, Cap tain Mowatt. on board his flagship, the Caneeau anchored with his fleet in Portland's inner harbor, be did not re veal to her citizens that tbe unscrupu lous little god of love had been bis pilot Instead, on a bright October morning in 1775, he ran up tbe royal ensign on' his fleet and at 9 o'clock began a bombardment that lasted un interruptedly until 6 o'clock at night. Portland was unprepared for such a vlBltatton, and there was no attempt at defense, the Inhabitant aimniv swarming the streets with their ox cans ana horses and attempting to seek safety by flight to the open conn try back from the wter front So close did the assailing vessels ap proach that under cover of the bom lmrdment tbey landed sailors who per vaded the town. eliliiK lire to sucu buildings as had escaped damage from hot shot and exploding bombs. Before Captain Mowatt had completed the sac rifice he desired to lay before love'a shrine three-quarters of the, town was totally destroyed, including the mu nicipal buildings, churches, public li brary, fire engine houses, warehouses, wharfs and shipping. All that be left was a handful of the poorer bevels, every residence of'taa " '' " -'ii.:. it,. Quotations. 'Yon don't use manv jnofjirion from Shakespeare.". . "No." , replied , Senator Sorghum. "Quotations of that sort would com Hand . more resoect noxrnAnTa If Shakespeare were listed on tha stork Exchange." Washington Star. Who gives alms SOWS on and man I thousand. ; . After a Search. "There waa a meeting of my credi tors today." , "What did tbey flndr "Everything but money." Evidanoe. . "He goes a rapid pace." "I bear bis running expenses art large." ; More About Her. "She la classy I tell you." "Well, she is sassy too." PERT PARAGRAPHS. It may be more blessed to give than to receive, bnt some hard hearted sin ners refuse to do either. Some persons are such' good listen ers that they bear a lot that was never said. The man who always wants to help you at bis own expense will ' bear watching. Learning economy may not be pleas ant, but it beats breaking stone on tbe streets. It Is easier to make wounds than to beal them. There me persons who, even if the.; can't come back, will talk back. 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