LA GRANDE EVENING OBSERVER MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 5-1910.
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Promises to Administer Justice
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of her chJidrenT l tt tot0 your
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Her Three Lovers
By hi QUAD
Copyright,, 1910. bjr Associated Lit
' rary PreM. "
Having been solicited by a number
tfrl. "but klc
OWD I1pu.'-v
' Companion.
dfast- f
will be laviting jj
2
row,
T hen you use ,
wifts Premium
Jams & Bacon
t Their flavor is i.
Their flavor is
he most rellshable
of any other meats.
. Polocfc
S City Grocery and t
ft n i. 5
. oakery
fore the republican primary for the
nomination of sheriff of Union coun
ty, I do so with the understanding
that I could not make a. campaign
before the county ' primary as I am
so very busy threshing and vflll be so
engaged for three weeks to come and
It Is impossible for me to get away
from the machine. So if my friends
are kind enough to nominate and
under the condition elect me I would
thank them very much of course and
should I bo noaj'"ated and elected
I will to the besr of my ability endeav
or to enforce the iaws as laid down
in the statute of the state so far as
consistent with good government.
I shall endeavor not to entail any
useless expense upon the tax payers
of the county ana will administer Jus
tice to all parties and localities in
the county irrespective of surround
ing circumstances and will adminls:
possible with efficient work.
Thanking each and everyone of you
In advance for any favors you may
see fit to render, I remain, your
very truly,
i W. W. RANDALL.
'Chamberlain's Stomach and LiverTaliJti
invariably bring relief to women sufleriii
from chronic constipation, headache, Inliour
ness, diztiness, sallowness of the skin ah
dyspepsia. '
CRYSTAL
Home cooking. Everything the
market affords. Will make a spe
cialty of dinner. H. L. Clark, Prop.
209 Fir street. .
Samson Windmills, Demig Pump Richardson and Boyn
ton Hot Air Plants. v
Pip,
Fittings, Bath Room Fixtures and all kinds of
Plumbing Goods.
BAY & ZWEIFEL
Plumbers, Heaters and Sheet Metal Workers.
Xou wouldn't find another case like
It in three states. Here was Miss SiiKle
Jones of the village ot GrafiW ainurt
and good looking, with three I overs iu
tow.' Each one bdd proponed murriii;?
each knew the other b.id-eucb was
ready to die for ber. and yel ibe three
were good friends
There was a family skeleton in the
Jones closet, but none of the lover
suspected It- The smiling and gracious
Susie bad a temper like a wildcat.
This wato only shown out at borne,
however. Ilud any of the young men
suspected It, he would have reasoned
that be could tame ber after mar
riage. Had he been told It be would
have replied that he admired temper
in a glrL Love Isn't blind. It's Just
woozy.
The three young men had dangled
and sighed and grown tbin for a year
when the Methodist church held its
annual picnic on the bank of the river
half a mile below the village. The
three of them escorted the young lady
on that occasion. The three of tbem
also had an Intuition that that would
be a momentous day for tbem. Intui
tion was right Toung Springer was
the first to discover that It was. He
Invited Miss Susie to take a row with
him on the surface of the historic
Wabash. She graciously assented. No
4Mtnn aw . w.- r. .. .
- , " - - vuier l ww.
j.ney wouia wa aiong the bank and
be as happy as they could.
Toung Springer bad never rowed a
boat He had simply seen others do
It He did very well, however, for
about ten minutes. That was because
he let the craft drift, while he pro
posed marriage for about the seventh
time. The answer was the same as It
had always been. Miss Susie would
see about It This so encouraged the
lover that he seized the oars and
dipped a blade and splashed a barrel
of water over the girl In white In the
stern. She screamed. Then he splash
ed another barrel with the other oar.
This completed the bath. Miss Susie
rose up, and the boat was upset It
was for young Springer to rescne berr
He would bave done it slick as grease
had she not, while clinging to the
waterlogged craft begun calling htm
names. It was dreadful the way she
called him blunderhead, dunderhead,
idiot, greenhorn, milksop, red head,
squint eye and thirty other things.
How could he rescue her with her
tongue like that?
Young Springer, on a Rand bar, and
young Brown, on the bank, . heard
every word of the interesting dis
course, but they were not a bit Jealous.
When Miss Susie had to stop talking
and hunt around for some more breath
she thought It time to continue on to
the shore and go home for dry clothes.
Young Brown hud not plunged. He
had a new pair of blue suspenders
that bad cost 25 cents, and he knew
that If you get pale blue soaking wet
It will crock a dollar shirt and add 2
WATERS & STANCHFIEI
! v.
Are Agents for
Seneca Security and 3old Goin brands of stock foods. Free buggy whip with each 75
cent package of Seneca. Every person that uses stock should caii and investigate
this line, find out what it will do for our best friend.; HAY, GRAIN, BLUE STEM
FLOUR Gall up on phone for quotations.
cents to the price of washing ai a
Chinese laundry. - He bad told Miss
Susie that he, stood ready to die for
ber, but of course be meant a dry
and not a wet death. If these things
are properly understood at the time ;
they are spoken much confusion may
be saved later on. Young Brown j
waited to extend bis hand when the '
nymph should come near enough.
No Jealousy on the part of the other
two a great deal of wetness and mud,
but no Jealousy,
The bedraggled Miss Susie extended
her lily wet band.' but In so doing she
lost ber balance and went under water
again. . As there was a good bed of
mud to fall on. no bones were broken.
Those pale blue suspenders were still
In young Brown's thoughts. It was
time to plunge, but be didn't do It
Instead, be reached down and seized
a dainty little foot to which a panful
of mud was clinging and hauled' the
half drowned girt up the bank. No
Jealousy on the part of the others. On
the contrary, tbey looked on admiring
ly. Susie gurgled and gasped and
coughed, and Mr. Brown knelt beside
ner wet form and akw1 hi nr m
sake to recover. If she died, then he
wanted to die too. He didn't want
to die of mud and water, but of a
Black Hand bomb. He wanted to be
in an Italian grocery buying macaroni
when the bomb exploded, and be want
ed his faithful and loving heart to be
blown clear across the street .
. Miss Susie could not withstand the
appeal. She returned to life and the
state of Indiana and the Wabash river,
and then she made Jerky little speeches
to her rescuer. He had rescued her
heels first; he had dragged ber up on
the bank; he had dragged her after
she was up the bank. All the names
she bad called the other two she now
bestowed on the trembling Brown and
then added twenty new ones for good
measure. Then, scorning air assist
ance, she started for home, leaving a
Wabash trail as she went When she
bad gone the three lovers came to
gether. No Jealousy.
'By gosh!" said Springer.
"By gum!" said Cotton.
"By swipes!" said Brown,
And a week later Miss Susie sent for
Mr. Brown and demanded:
"Why didn't you Jump in to my res
cue, sir?"
. "11 was afraid of wetting my new
suspenders!"
. "Your answer shows that you've got
more common sense than Springer and
Cotton combined. I am ready to say
yes to your proposal!"
The George Palmer
RETAIL DEPARTMENT
We solicit your orders for Shingles, Rubberoid Roofing
Deadening Felt, Building Paper.
We -are prepared to furnish and deliver material,
promptly. Phone Main 8.
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TRO FRUIT MARSHMELLOWS W cents can.
They Toast. "CHERRY BLOSSOMS"
Adams Ave. Next Door to Post Office
FOR
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THE WONDER WORKER
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FOR COUGHS AND COLDS
PBEVEI1TS PnEULIOIllfl
I had the most debilitating cough a mortal' was ever afflicted with, and my friends expected that
when I left my bed it would surely be for my grave. Our doctor pronounced my case incurable,
but thanks be to God, four bottles of Dr. King's New Discovery cured me so completely that I am
all sound and well MRS. EVA UNCAPHER, Grovertown, Ind.
Mm 50 c and $1.00 ABSQ LY GUARANTEED I Trial Bottle Free
3 tOLs AMD GUARANTEED BY C
iilV6rthrn's Dry
IT CSETAIJfU
; v LOOKS GOOD
to the r-Lildren when they tee
tiie aencioua oread maae from
the North Powder Best of the
Best Patent flour. It la a meal
for the little ones, with butter,
Jam or Jelly, that Is wholesome
and muscle building. It looks
good also to the housewife when
she sees the golden brown crlsro
and the white bread Inside when
It cornea from the oven. It also
smells appetizing when made
from Best of Best Flour.
FOB SALE BY ALL CROCEES
1
Sure.
"Out to Luncheon Back In Five Mln
utes," read the sign on the door.
"Are you sure he will get back that
soon?" asked the anxious caller.
"Yes'm," said the wise office boy.
"He ain't got the price of a ten minute
lunch In his clothes." Kansas Citj
Journal.
U. R. WILSON
Electrical Contracter
Meoviiew
MM
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itosl
Is now on the
Market
This will be the mos t sightly addition of La rande.
The only addition to La Grande with building restrictions.
The lots are large nearly a full acre In each lot
We are going to set out some nice apple and cherry trees
.: on each lot. '
We are going to make the prices reasonable, and most fav
orable terms. No In te rest. No taxes.
Come to our office and look at the plat, then get into our
automobile and go see the property.
La Grande Investment Co.
Owners, La Grande, Oregon
WELCHES
GRAPE JUICE
Made from the choicest con
cord grapes. Pure and unfer
mented. 4 oz. bottles, 15c, 2 for . , . .25c
5 Pint bottles .........35c
Directions on bottle for
Grape Lemonade and Grape
I Ball.
I Pattison Bros.
i . Use either ' phone
i Now is the time to can
PEACHES
This week we will have
plenty and prices will run I
from ! '
' ..
90c to $1.25 per box
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