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WEDNESDAY. MAY
IA QRAKDE EVENtNu uiiaiUVEIl
True.
To some the railway folder Is
A puizle understood at slgat,
-While otters flounder hopelessly
And cannot even fold it right.- - -
1 i Buffalo Express.
i ' 1 Toleration.
"John Henry, do you mean to tell
me I talk twice as much ag you doT"-
"Yes, dear, but I. don't blame you.
It' your undoubted right. You have
double chin." Chicago Tribune. "
Even at La it
He wouldn't pay his board bill.
No matter bow eke harried him,"
And ao to even up the score -His
boarding mistress marrifd him.
' Llpplncptt's Magazine.
Spring Longings.
Slutter I'm just dying to get out
and dig" up the ground.
Butter Golf or Qsh worms?
Browning's Magazine.
, , The New Place,
Her husband was more than up to date.
But Wasn't the old villain mean. ohT
He didn't tell her to go anywhere
. Excepting to go straight to Reno!
.... Boston Herald.
BARGAINS
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IN SESSION
BUT LITTLE OUT OF TIIE
JJABY THIS TERM
OEDI-
One Road Petition is all Extra Matter
., When Court Confenes
STQUIES
TlipiACOIID.
Y3!:m Fi!:!;:r Cy Yc::i T'!s
lb' K3 Eicte Into 6
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Farm, Frait cad ImpreTed lands.
Th. fallowing will attract the at
tentloa of tat keme seeker;
80 acres Improved, 65 teres un-
Her cnlUTaUon v.'. $3,000.
10) i acres air ; Improved, : 1-2
:'. mile from . 8ummenrUle .... 6,500
40 acres' all Improved,; 2 a
miles from Summervllle ,...3,000
,100 acres , Improved, 40 under,
cultivation ........ 4.500
40 acres adjoining summervllle
choice fru't or : Haifa land.
I' :can .' be Irrigated. - A bargain lOOO
' 840 acres, well Improved, ' WK' '
der cultivation. Hay.v grain .
. and fruit , .16,000
-160 acres, 30 acres bearing or- "
chard, 80 acres new orchard, ; v .
all apples; 100 acres pas
' ture. Terms on application
Choice stump land, particular :
ly adapted to fruit Industry.
" s to S miles from Summer
vllle. Per acre...... $18.60 to $29.
'. Timber and other property. . r ,r,
IL C. EITTEIIART.
Heal Estate SummervBIe, Ore.
With nothing out of the ordinary
on the docket, the county court con
vened this morning with Commlssion
ery Galloway and Selders present
with County r Judge Henry, A road
petition from the city of Union was
the only out of the routine business
slated when the court Bat at 9 this
morning, but other matters are, of
course likely to come up during the
term.. ' . " '. ' , . '
The bills will be smaller and less
In number than they were at the last
term when all the Circuit Court bills
bad to be-paid. This is the second
term the court has been working on
a basis where there Is caBh on hand
to meet all outstanding accounts.
8pring Is Cam. ,'",
.Now prepare ' ' '
For the mi wno rock the boat
And beware. ..,......V;...
For the Dsn tales are Moat. -
Boon there'll oe . s
Pushing In the end seat bogs.
And we'll see
Freakish hats, outlandish togs. '.
Some hotel '
Duly finds the serpent old.
Ice will sell -At
a price like unto gold.' -'
Time ts here '
When mosquitoes are "at borne.",
, ; Coney's beer
Coon will show three-quarters foam,
Same old game ,
v' 1 Spring Is came. . ' ,
V , -Detroit News.
In Order to Teach Chesty College Boys
a Lesson He Decided to Twirl How
. Cy Defeated Cadis and Got X is First
Chance In Professional Baseball.
" - No. IV ' ,
By CY YOUNG.
Copyright, 1510. by American Press Asso
ciation.
It' was a good many years ago
doesn't make much difference how
long ago, but It was before the World's
fair, and we will let It go at that You
see, I am getting sort of weary of this
"Old Cy" business. -1 stand for what
the women say on the question of
age whefl they say they are Just as
old as they feel That's me. I'm Just
as old as I feel; but, at that, I guess
most folks who know me know I've
passed the forty mark. :
I'm glad to get the age question off
my chest, for I started to talk about
We are now ready for bucinecG,
with a full line of Ladies' Furnish-.
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Distressing. '.
Teas You see, when the motorcar
struck .the curb she was thrown out
into the road, and when she picked
herself up she felt awful. : .
Jess Gracious! I should think so.
Tess-T Yes; she Just knew her hat
wasn't on straight, and there was no
mirror at bamTso she could fix It
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GRDE IHVESTMfHT
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republican gare me a big
the game, and the Canton
r got hold of the story aud
1 The boys told how I went
onal ball on a bay wagon,
as a heap of truth in it at
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the Hickory . Bottom team. Never
beard of that team, hey 1 ; I started
playing ball with' them, the good old
Hickory Bottoms of Hopedale, Ham-
son county, O. , ; ;
I bad been pitching hay, playing ball
with some of the farm hands, and we
were having quite a time of It A lit
tle place called New Athens-not the
Athens on up the state, but New Ath
ens had a college and some 600 folks.
They were rather chesty when it came
to playing ball, and when the boys
would drive Into town on a Saturday
afternoon we would, watch the college
boys play balL V
They didn't look much to me, so I
got our farmer boys In 'line, and we
bunted a long time for a name. - Big
Stillwater and Little Stillwater were
two creeks close by, and we thought
we would call ourselves the Stillwa-
ten, but some of the fellows kicked on
that As we lived in a part of the
county called Hickory Bottom and as
our first bats we made ourselves out
of good old hickory trees, we took up
the name of the Hickory Bottom base
ball club, and then we started. Say,
we didn't do a thing to those college
boys! We Just ate 'em alive :
Well, I never will forget the day we
went to Cadiz. I was down to pitcn,
and an I could do was to throw a ball
Uke-welL I could throw 'em some in
those days. ' Did have an outcurve, I
ffuess. but 1 Just counted on speed.
The Cadis team bad been cleaning up
.vervthlne from Wheeling, Steuben-
ville and on down tne nver, ana ro
think the Hickory Bottom team would
lick them! Why. say, it was a Joke to
those fellows. ' ;
- We Diaved on a side of a hilL Nev'
ball wound quite like that
The only thine any way near level
was the run from, first to second. : You
had to run up hill to first, up bill from
third to home and down hill from sec;
ond to third. -
The Cadlx team had a fellow they
called Home Run Grimes. He played
shdrtstOD. and his record was a home
run or two every game. Say, 1 fanned
that fellow every time he came to bat,
and we won the game 12 to 1. Funny
how they got that one run! It came
in the second or third inning, I forget
which. But some of. the Cadiz sports
got to betting that I would blow up or
kill our catcher, and that made me hot
again. So I kept firing the balls in
sort of reckless-like, and I hit two fel
lows, and one man got to base on balls.
I hit the next fellow, and that forced
In a run. Then I settled down, and
we won hands down ... - - - -
Nobody ever got hold of his Ideal, or,
I If he did, discovered It wasn't his ideal,
which amounts to the same thing.
Vanity keeps many a man from go-
i ing under in the rush. .
A Sad Experience.
O. K. G. Billings, the famous horse
man, had' a sad, heartbreaking expe
rience with the first horse ne ever
owned. - . '
When Quite a young man Mr. BH
lines fancied a fast trotting mare
priced to him at $2,000; but, not bav-
lne more than 1500 to nis name, ne
persuaded his mother to advance him
the balance, which she did alter mncn
coaxine and begging. In due time bis
father beard of the fast trotter his son
bad bought and expressed a desire to
tnr her.
The reaoestf was complied wttn, ana
after a few spins on the road tne oia
gentleman asked bow much be bad
paid for ber. ' ;
"Six hundred dollars, father,'' was
the answer
Wen, Charley, the . mare Is not
worth it," said the governor, " out i
rather like the way she steps, so I
win take her from you, and yon can
have your $000."
The deal had to be closed.
N. K. WEST, President .. , ,
WM. MILLER, Vice president
H. E.
T. J. SCROQGIN, Cashier
COOlIDGEABS't Cas!sr
Se. 9314
Unitod States NationalOank
of lia Grande
N. K. WEST
WM. MILLER.
J. C. HENRY
CAPITAL STOCK $100,000.00
Directors
J.L. CAVINESS
A. T. HILL. .'
II. E. COOLIDGE
T. J. SCROGGIN
C. T. BACON
FRANK CONLEY
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