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1 - I 7 I Minutes Without.
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This is the eld style;
fla4. Lens
:'' "c i r i'i'";;'r' ' '' Still Mort Sign f 8pring. : .
; Th--I-riy xtr"v"9ano' i "Excuse me. I're been eating on
Th way folka vatte their moner now inha . -.-
, For etrawbrrea ta a pity , ' ,ona , ; , . , .
The radUh doeaa't coat ao much. V . ! Father rooting around tbe plants
U red and Just aa pretty. 4 ' V tlon with a Tata. S 5
-'I'V.V "-Borton Herald, j Susie skipping the rope : '?', -
' T k. , - ; .' Kittle and Arthur camped out B
EthTl-Jv mm Y " u. u.rw J
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r of life. . ' .
I Edith-And what did you do?
.' Ethyl-Advised ' bim to hold bla
' wui ru uiinpoon.
t V y, Th Man Who Croana.
y Times have changed, the old folks Bay.
Anfi turned tome waj more atable.
It Hn t the boarder thst irro&ni today:
It a the man who nuppilea the table.
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ARE HOLLO
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"Are you bothered stout seeing ine.dses of -vbur lenses? X .
r Is vour.field of vision limited? Ycu can overcome this trouble ..
, wearing IVDE flNCLt fWSS. G ill nJ let me show you - rr
HeicocVs Glasse' are gu'-riin'e d--Lenses exchanged and frames,
keptin reoair forone yearFREE' ' ' " '
u Heacock's (ilassfes.Fit; sk Anyone.
ironi Prco every evening.
The parlor nig out on the clothes-:
tine. --: . 0- ' " ". : '. .::;'
honflw
The delicate aroma of the back yard
The splash of the sprinkling cart
A hankering for a bungalow In the
pines. , statesman travels he. has to get op
Art appetite" that can't be satisfied, upeeches for the people to read in-
"Pure Vermont . maple sugar" from stead of merely sending home poat-
Kansas City. Spokane Spokesman- eards."-frashington 8tar. ' ' : ' '
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Glosbfy Out
Spscialist
Veil N i W'S
V! GROUND
Man's Inconaistencyv
Men acek to wed tuelr opposltes, --
Eut rou ll notice. Just the aame.
That after oae la dralt a hand ;
, la the matrimonial game
The chances of hi better half ;
To pleage him aVe quite glim . ' ' ':
If. perchance, hie love growa cold -.
And she makes) it hot for him. ' ; '
' :; Chicago Newa.-
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Must Deliver the Good.
Statesmanship has'lts cares." said
one eminent citizen. " - j 1
' "Yes." replied the other; ''when a '
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This is the wide
angle Toric Lens
..-'A Suggestion, .-r...
Fair woman wee re a hat today
Of "Chantecler" delfn., , ' '
; A rooster here and there, they aay, -
Is counted very Una. ,
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Jtseema to me ai scarce worth while.
Became they might, Vou know.
Revive the "Merry W idow" etyle .
" ' And ttaga th whole' blame ehow. ,
... ; -' ' - ' '. "'"','- '' Judge.
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Richesse Obliga. , i .,
' "No donbt you are learning that
wealth has Its obligations, now that
you are yourself wealthy?"
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, "Oh. yes. Indeed! Isn't It w,ohde
ful? Only , today 1 discovered that
there's a right way and a wrong way
to dress one's housemaldr' Puck. 5
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KOAKD MEETING TOMGIIT WjLL
SOT AtT BTATTEB.
Election of Teachers Wljrie Tut 0
er Cotll Tomorrow Sight
There will be no election ol teach
ers for the ensuing year made this
evening, as - wa first planned. Ab
sence from the city of 'several 'di
rectors necessitates a: postponement!
until tomorrow night when the mat
ter will be taken up. As much bus
iness, is to be done, it Is not thought
likely that the entire corps of teach
ers will be selected at that time, al
though an effort will be made to do
this.
As J. D. Stout' has already' been
elected superintendent that tartlcu-
lar part of the work
to be attended to. .
will not have
SHE COULD KEEP
- A SECRET . ,
By ELBCRT 1, BENTLEY
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Copyright. 1310, "by American Praaa.
Aesoclatl(fn . .-,
"I've got tbe confouudedest wife, you
ever saw." ; '"-"' ' ,.
"W'bai do you mean by the word
confoundedesf? It conreys no mean
ing tO me.".: 'V " .
"That's the reason I apply it lo ray
wife. She is beyond tbe pale of -doflnf.
"Do you' use the word opprobrious--
y;.v:::;:;i;:.;;:v;
, "By no me.ans. She's a Jim dandy.";
- "Oh,' you've got something on your
mind something she has been doing!
Get It off and bare done with it"
"Right you are1, and when I've told
you you'll : agree -with ttne that '.ton
founded est Is tbe .best word by which
to describe ber. . You knew we lire in
the country" and I'm commuter My
monthly commutation ticket costs-me
$24.50. 1 have always been used to
carrying my ticket., In my bat. it's
very convenient, yon. knoV. I pliife
it betwteu the . lining and) the crown.
If Iiut It In thy portemonnale, which
1 curry In my Ip pocket .when I'm
hurrying to my train, loaded do.wq.witli
thi httiutlM M,.h Mil Mrt.mWMK.-'.Nit:
condemned to carry.;-1 , have a- bard
tlmevgcttlng It out from' under! my f
coat. ; If it is in my bat I can cet -t .
lr very.' easily. Tberef!a ferry at the.
city end of tbe route where the ticket
must 'be punched.,, i vForuiefly 'Comi
muters were only required-, to show
their tickets, and we used ,to'ust lift
our hats to the gateman,' and ' be
could see the ticket,1' 'It was comical
to see a long line of passengers' taking
off their, hats polltely'.to tbe gateman.
But the practice must baVe Concealed
some - skullduggery'. ', top . the officers
of the line stepped it, and now we all
must have ouUCkets punched.
j ''Anyway, I always carry, my. ticket
in my bat Well,, one morning when I
went to the city I felt for my commu
tation ticket, and It was gone. It was
one. I'd Just boughtand Its, loss In
volved ccarll 124. Thinking I mlht
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ransacked' them ail It wssn't la any
of thorn. : '1 searched the floor, but
there was. nothing there. 'At last I
gave it up and paid my fare.
"My wife laa very economical wo
man and considers" me the perfection
of carelessness, I kuew if I told her of
my loss she would scold me for both
wastefulness and carelessnes. 1 made
up my mind to get on the best I could
for awhile, paying my fare out of the
loose change I carried till the end of
tb9 'month,, when I would buy a new
ticket it was no use. , A few morn
ings after my loss as I was going out
my wife gave me the customary kiss,
at the same time bundmg me my bat
She looked Inside snd.uiot seeing the
ticjj0ti fQt f0P
;, " 'Why. dear,' t she ' exclaimed. '1
t thought you always" carried your com
mutation ticket In your hat.'
"I was obliged 'to. confess I had lost
It. My wife said: 'T told you so. If you
had kei)t It In vour nocketbook. ns J
always advised you to ao. you wouldn't'
have lost It. There a 124 gone.' enough1
to buy me a spring hat with three big
ostrich feathers.
I hurried away, ostensibly to catch
the train, but really to escape's scold
ing, and since it would be cheaper to ,
commute even with the'toss of four
days than to pay single fares I bought
a new ticket. I kept It In my pocket
book in' my hip pocket , with u lot of
memoranda, cards, etc., my cash for;
daily' expenses being In my vest pock
et I had no trouble for a mouth, when
I bought another ticket On tbe 4th, of
the month when I was getting ready
to go to the city I clapped my band to
my hip to make sure my ticket was
there; and. behold, portemonnale, tick
et and allren gone. Somebody muRt
i have picked my pocket
-"1 thought my wife would cry.' 'Fif
ty; dollars gone in two, months.' she
moaned, 'We're going right down Into
the poorhonse. Why will you be so
careless? ,..'. ' ; v.
If I'd kept it lfll my hat" I snap- .
ped.-,'lt would not have been tost 1
put It where you told me to put it and
there you- are.' . . '. ' ' '
."Go and buy another one, she said.
'We can't afford to have you spending
forty or fifty dollars a month to save
''Well, to make a long story short, in
Bit months 1 lost five commutation
tickets. What bad brought about such
bad luck I couldn't rM. I'd commuted
for eeven years ,and never before lost
. a ticket. Thinking some one might be
. robbing roe Borne of the servants-1
told my wjfe when. I. lost the last tick
: et that I wns going to put a .detective
"4iO the bo.use.' ' !.: :r.y'i -r.'-' ' .
; r," 'My- dear,' .she fplied, 1 If I . ayt
something to you will you scold me?'
" 'Certalnlv not oeti fire a wav.'
-.;crvtsn- i o reeu ' rooosng you oi
tm.ii1 .. l . ) t . i , .
mt comanltttf flD Hcketa'
m jn ,nt ; ; ' '
ou know Tom Edrd. finnuoial
n),Bn fw R "'. Well, Tom gave me
a up pa some ioca tnut was gomg ro
be "cornered.", "shorts sueeied." .and
nil that He sold if I'd give him $100
he'd put me In with the pool. But' 1
must keep the eeqret I hadn't' the
money, but; I raised it' a bit here and
a bit there, using your tickets, which I
got redeemed at the railroads office
The. pool sold out yesterday, and Tom
has sent, me n check for $1.000. ry
"What do ?you think of that, eh?
Isn't that confonndedestr-
"Kats The pith of your story Is that
your wife kept the secret"
. , "From me." .. ..':'" " ':;;:
i o man can afford to believe all he
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