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Men at kss Prices
MEN:
We sell the beet' 11.00 shirt In
America. If you don't believe It,
come In and gee for yourself. Well
leave It to your good Judgment We
have them either In the Golf or Neg
llrea stvles. collar attached nr wtVinu.
' . lW collars,' and tlw patterns are great
iiPiW- 'same as you'll see many places at
&AmWffijS V U.50 and more. ' : '
GOME SATURDAY
To the Package Sale and get a $5
pair of Shoes for 25c, or ; a $2 hat.
Take a chance. Every package worth
50 cts. or more.
raiv Straivs
It'i straw bat Urns and our stocK
ef straws is complete.. Buy the best
and tats money t y "
The Golden Rule
La Grande's
Greatest Store
THREE EASES
. iff tALED
r SCI 31X2 COCST -ITS MOXDAT
AT I'E.NTLETOX
Union and Wallowa . Counties Send
Only a Few Cases "Up
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Wins Class Event
San Francisco Motor Club's A nnusil Hill Climb, March 30, one mile
standing start, 37 cars, ranging In price from $850 to $4000 and
over; test time, 1.07; time of Mitchell Model - R. 1.15 1-5, winulng
clasa event, also defeating all but bIx highest priced sars In free
a for-all. . . '
$1100 Cy., J0-35 h. p. hoadster, 2 to t Pas
sengers ' A,- X--: ; '' . A:
$1350 A Cyi 30-35 h. p. Touring, 5 Passengers
2000 6'Cyf.-50 h. p i Tburng, 5 or 7 Passengers
P?CS F. 0. 3. FcroRy
DITTEBR ANT AUTOMOBILE CO.
SUMMERVILLE '
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Only thret cases will be taken be-,
fore the Oregon Supreme Vopurt at
the' May term In Pendleton from Un-
ion county, according to the docket
which has Just been completed. TJhe
cases appealed from Wallowa and Un
ion counties follow; . ,
Union county The Grande Ronde
Electric Co., appellant vs, Farmers'
and Traders' National Bank, respond
ents. No brief filed by appellant.
Respondent's brief filed January 19.
1910. ,
; llowa county W. J.: Punk &
campany, a private corporation, vs.
T. M. Butler, et 'al. Motion filed by
respondents to affirm. A
. Union ounty-J. B. Thorsefl, J. H.
Buell and Mabel Parks, admrs. of the
estate ot IL L. Buell, deceased, re
spondents, vs. J. A. Hooper and Jos
eph Hundon, appellants. Brief of ap
pellant filed, no brief filed . by , re-
t Wallowa county The Oregon Rail
road and Navigation company, appel
lants, vs. Hector McDonald and Mar
garet McDonald, respondents. A
i Wallowa county Beatrice Detail,
appellant, vs. ; Thomas DeVall, re
spondent. Ready for trial.
Wallowa county C. R. Elliott, ap
pellant, vs, Wallowa county, respond
ent. ' Ready for trial. '
' Union county Anna Oliver, . ap
pellant, vs, Fred Synhorst as street
superintendent of the City of La
Grande, respondent. Ready for trial.
Concerning Comet.
Oh, d cornet comes a-blazln'.
But be .In" do rood to me.
Be', .umpln' right amarln'.
But he don't help folk, to see.
An' yet we make, 'miration
An' fobgitg de moon so bright
Dat take, her reg'lar etation .
When we really needs de light.
Dar'a always dls here danger v
Dat makes trouble In de end
In fussln' 'bout de stranger
We neglects de trusty friend.
Some (oiks, like comet glowln', -'
Is boun' to quit you soon.
De kind dat's wuth de knowln'
I substantial, like, de moon.
Washington Star.
Pur. Philanthropy.
Old Maid1 Bed.
"This is our special old maid's bed,"
said the salesman. "We are selling
It' Ukehot cakes. I don't ' believe
there's an old maid in the township
sleeps on any other pattern,
"What's its peculiar advantage to
old maids T Why, of course, it's low
ne8. Don't jou see how low it isT
It goes right down to the ground. No
man on earth could crawl under It
"So this is the bed that old maids
buy. No man could hide under it
So It doesn't have to be looked under
uneasily the last thing before turning
off the light" Minneapolis Journal
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CURJiEriTSrcriTKOTES
You May Not Hear Them Knocking.
! Bummer soon along the way
, Her gold wIU be unlocking,
But howl not high tor happy day.
Tou may not hear 'em knockln'.
' They'll com. to valley and to hill. ' '
' Tou'll ae. th. dollar glisten,
J' But for their twlnklln' footsteps still
Bend low your ears and listen.
"What Is your idea In buying two
grade of butter r! ,
"1 have a borrowing neighbor." '
A Previous. .
"1 bare a lot ot use for mony."
; -Have your" ' '
; -Yes."- , ...A. 'A'-.
"Wbat do you use it for?"
, "To buy nice tnlngn witb."
."I can never do that. 1 always bars
to use mine to py for the things I bad
Bright wUl be .very earthly day when
They shall ten their atory.
But don't you scare 'em an away by
BbouUn too much "Glory!"
Frank It Stanton.
His Hunting,
i "Do you enjoy huntlngr .
'"No." .A". .--.A- ,
; "Perhaps yoa bare never had fa
Torable opportunities for enjoying the
port What have you hunted most
ly r
'"Before t was married I generally
hunted for a boarding place. ; Since
then most of my bunting has been for
flats." Chicago Record-Herald, ;
) Mora Spring Poetry. -r
The. baseball player will resume "
L ' With letters on his suit ' . A
, 'The fan will Bit out In the sun
And violently root
His supppr will grow' cold and stale. A
His wifo will swear a bit.
The cook will make a chalk mark on
Tho kitohen door and quit. ,
The mllllnerB will meanwhile show .,
Those Rorgeous Easter hats
With funny duilads tacked on them
And straw and birds and bats,
And while the ladles dance for joy
Deforo this line of goods '
: Their lords will pack an extra shirt
And Hunt out for the woods.
Sweet Grass Tribune.
. Getting Ready.
Jones (at the '-telephone.! Hello,
Mary; I jut called you up to my that
as soon as I get home I'm going to
discharge thnt cook. She's ho good.
Mrs. Joues All right,. John. : By the
way, stop ut some 'drug store coming
home and" get some arnica, some lini
ment and a package of court plaster.
I have plenty of lint and splints. St
raul Dispatch. A - ; . A
Spring In the Mountains.
Bobwhite teeters on de rail.
Seoldln' at do cottontail '
Runnln' frum do houn' dawg's yap
Spring's 's er comln' through de Gap!
Jump-ups an' d trumpet Is
Eyln dem arbuteses, ,
Liftln of flsre iltinty cup-
Spring's 's er comln' through de Gapl
Law-my-law de nayborhood ..
Feels dat,happyllk. an' good.
Undy, cum an' hug yo' pap ; .
Spring's ' er comln' through de Gapl
i.; : . i ; Buffalo New.
"YrHCTTirR yvt En la dor si couatry, yanl find so .22 uCbrt repot tin rifit Ek the
VY MOrtiA Model IW. ...
Fcx iIm air m U iwrkrt oOBipnioo fo (t nation ot outim trip. It'i fight, Mm down
and Pcu to a antU . Th uomunitiaa i inftpruT. Th sun cm U Med with .22 Jtnttt
for kinl. oa to vuHj opale ai budliiia toof loog-nS amidaa wiihoul chue
cl wrchto'ma. ' ( : t
. Oo the (ana tht rifle to arena ty. The ihort eanndae w niflicienl far tpenain, mpin& end
m8 iimi ud the Iccig.nfl airtmin uum the ZZzr&t Made) "97 a cbdacti. weepo. lot
Hin, loin. hwh. nc. up to 200 yinh.
Th "Z7tnt Book" ot t with hendaome art eorer. 1 Jtra fall et ap-da
Information for all trnn loron and uivoa fuU deaortptloa o all Vtar&t lepeeteis. It'
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42 mnows,., leslorii n firearms Co., NvHmn, Conn.
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H i. 1..1)1-2113 2 .1 th 3 C i n v". ' . V 2. Pxs tor T ne'. t ) $
rS 7 Jot i wa irinaw praD.xrai u fill all-dem in 1.
ii. utiv.cn 10 currcfu&r i-ta i,:..arc rt.t.j- t?'j.r.e;3.;
'J , oo5.ved C ir of fr;eth alfa.'fo. 'itrl arc a'car of 3
GRANDE 0NDE::'CASH;':G0a
Long Distanc. A-v
"Younjr centlemen." announced the
professor In English literature, "10-
tnorrow I wish you to come prepared
to discuss this ; sentence :from the
works of Henry James." '',
"The entire sentence, professor?"
groaned the class. . -
-Well, take it as far as the first
emicolou." Iittsburg Tost.
There Was a Man.
There was once a man with a mind un
sound. ;
' And he said he wasn't any tallor'a goat
So he wore one ult all the year arouna.
: And he had pants buttons n hla over-
coat 1 . - ' ,
.-'.Buffalo Express,
' ' . San. Provision. , '
"Ercry iwur Should save one-fourth
nf what he mnkes in this life." said
the thrifty person. ;
; Trovlded. of course, that he makes
something Resides a fool of himself.''
volunteered the ordinary fellow. St
Louis Star.. -". -" ..
''. Proud of Him.
The doctor point to him with pride.
Tbey view him with a friendly smile.
When he roe by they turn aside
And speak about hi dash and style.
They point to him as one who walks
A monument unto their skill
And mention him, In all their talks
The gentleman bne paid his bill.
1 . Detroit Free Press;
WELCH TO TACKLE MTARLAND
Clever Lightweight Meet In London
on May SO.
Unable no longer to stand the se-
- m
ing papers and sportsmen heaped upon
him for refusing; to make a match
with Packy McFarland, the Chicago
lightweight, Freddie Welch, the Eng
lish champion, has finally consented to
fight , According to present pl&us, the
meu will meet In a twenty round con
test to be held before the members of
the National Sporting club of London
May 80. They will battle for a guar
anteed purse of 17,500 and a side bet
of 11,000. "V ' '-- -
As McFarland and Welch are two of
the t'evcie:;t boxers in the world the
contest should result in one grand ex
hibition of scientific boxing.
Over 500 track have already claim
ed racing dates for this season.
Trainer Jack Moakley says that the
Cornell relay team this year is the
fastest which ever ran for the Ithaca
college.
A 1 Minnesota boat club eight wllj
meet the freshaoau crew as a curtain
raiser for the Wisconsin-WashiDtou
ramlty race on Lake Mendota June 4.
The Canadian Athletic union has1
been officially notified by the British
Olympic council of tho abandonment
of the Olympic games at Athens this
year.
- The Dominion of Canada Rifle asso
ciation has decided to add $1,000 to the
prize lists this year , and extend the
meet into Saturday, one day longer
than usual. The events will be held
at Ottawa the week of Aug. 22.
The ' national intercollegiate relay
races will be held at the University of
Pennsylvania field, Philadelphia, May
27 and 2a The New England inter
collegiate sports will occur oo-the Tech
Deld, Brookline, May 25 and 21.
Hand Dance Friday Hight
The La Grande Band dance will b;
given next Friday evening. :a; ten
piece orchestra will supply the mush
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Second Aonaal BalL ,
' On the evening of May 2d, the la
dies of the Maccabees will elve their
second annual ball in" the Elks' audi
torium. This will be one of the best
vents of the season. '
Are yon frequently boarseT t Do yoo have
that annoying tickling in your throatT Does
your cough annoy you at Highland do you
raise mucus in the moraine? Do you want
relief 7 If so, take Chamberlain's Cc
Remedy and you will be pleased.
Cough
; . . Sotlce -:.
The curfew law will he strictly en
forced. All parents are requested to
take notice.
JOHN W. WALDON, Chief of Police.
J". The Retort Courteous. .
"I hat to m-esstbis bill, Mr. 6I0V-
pay,'1 said the tailor. taking a rou.-h
wrinkled , memorandum . of accounts
from his pockef, "but" ' '
'Oh. don't bother, Snip," said Slow-
pay geulully.y VYou don't need to pres.
it J don't mind wrinkles in it at all.
The fact is I've got a. dozen fresh cop
ies of it at home already." '
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. ..;-. Jumping Stunts. '
We know we've heard that years ago
It may have been high noon ,
A cow' went out and did a stunt
By Jumping o'er tho mopn. N .
How truo that Is we cannot say, A"
We'll try not to convince, - A
But surely beef and other meats '
. ... Have jumped some over since
Yonkers Statesman.
1 . Up to Him." ; A
"Seo here,'! asked the cautious stran'
ger, "if I decide to stay here for a
week-how much is it going to cost
me?" .A' 'l:---' .A A
"You can answer that best yourself,"
replied the clerk of the fashionable
hotel. "How much have you, got?"
Catholic Standard and Times.
DRY
j. cam wood .
J am prepared to furnish Dry.Chain Wood, al
so partly seasoned wood a to all comers. Kind
ly phone your order to ' s ' '
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:: Th. Oniy Balm. ' '. ' A
When lovely woman stoops to folly ;
And sports a hatpin two feet long . (
What charm can soothe the melancholy
Ot those she jabbeth In the throngT
The only balm their woes to Jolly, , L
To heal the mangling of the spikes, ,
Is just to know the playful dolly
. Will wear and do whate'er she likes. ,
!' Cleveland Plain Dealer.
v Whom, Could H. Hav. Meant?
'Cheer. , up. George," said Mrs. Bil-
taps;. '"the worst is yet to come." -'
."Great Scott! Maria.' returned Bil
Uips.hls face fallirig, "you don't mean
It, do you? What train is 6he coming
onr-IIarper's! Weekly
The Airship Habit.
"I very much regret to ay we cannot use
your song." .
Thus spoke the music publisher. "I'll tell
you what Is wrong. ,
Tou see, we're flying high this year. We
want to treat you fair.
The words, we find, . won't do at all.
They're hesvler than the air."
- - - ' .. -Puck. .
' College Reminder.
Father What Is" that red and whlto
striped jwie over In the corner of your
room?' . . . ..,r :
. Senior Oh, that's a relic of barber
ism. Yale Record.
T1IAT IS WELL JIAIMAISEI) IX?
OUR OPTICAL WOKK
A RATIO
When ycu come to us to have your
eyes fitted we ascertain the exact con-1
dltion of your eyes fitting you care-.-'
1 fully with the lens that relieve your
eyes completely not by making the .
eye accommodate itself to ihe lens, ;;
but by having the lenB fit the;-eye :(
perlectly. , ; YWi , ' y :-:
Our experience and genuine skill .
assure yr . of EXCT work always
and wltnout exorbitant charges.
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AIFAIFA HAY
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J of the BEST QU ALU Y
Grief's trrepressibl. Cry.
1 Th. pretty frlrl his offer had scorned;
i He wasn't rich enough.
A "Though love' the tender passion." ha
t mourned.
"This certainly is tough!"
A . -Chicago Tribune.
Wait For th. Wagon.
The farmer's wagon any day
Will help the weary on their way.
The automobile is too swift
To think of giving one'a lift.
"'. Buffalo Express.
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. - . f ( Micning No Chance. .
vfy? !WrTy4?yj ; r.itience-When Mr. Huggins
: In Chicago.
"Did you marry for money or for
lore?" .
"Well, sometimes foT one and some-'
times for' the other." Cleveland
Leader. . .
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..4j...a;..,wi-iiw, .....tm
i tempted to kiss me last night I called
out for help.
ratrlce What was the mntter? Were
jyou afraid he'd get away without do
J ino u?-.Yonkers Statesman.
1 Obliging.
The early bird may catch th. worm, "
Which proves, as such thing will.
The early worm, despite Its squirm.
Will always fill th. bill.
' Judge.-
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SEEDS1N BULK
Bear in mind that you will
get the best results with
Northern Grown Seeds, ad-'
apted to this climate. We .
handle Llllly's seeds which
are best for the West.
Waters-Stachfield produce Co.
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FLOUR, FEED, WOOD
1410 Adams Ave.
Complete equipment for resetting and repairing
rubber buggy tires. '..V.a; A-'ja - j. .
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