A Runaway Match
It required tbe genius of Mark B
Swan to Imagine the oiroaiuatanofs
wblch combine to produce tbe clever,
est of Amerioan fa roe comedies known
at "A Runaway Maiob". Among; tbe
t mous production whioh be baa
given to the itage are "Browne iu
Town" and "Whose Baby are Jfou"
bat these are far excelled In both
hnmor and plot by Ma latest conceit
ti be proaanted at ntewarte Opera
Hour e I'V.d.iy ere Bept 30th. It will
be produced by the. original cast of
players who are everywhere praised
by the press critios (or thajr exception
ally elever work, while tbe play Itself
is commended as being equal to tbe
late Charles H Hoyt's famous pro
ductions. Tbe plot la one; succession
of b iinorous situations whioh are so
natural and at th9 same time occur so
unexpectedly and opportunely as to
' keep so audience iu a constant state
of bumoroua hilai Ity. . Tbe play
futheimore is built upon a legitimate
plot and is devoid of horseplay.
(Jatoby special lea are introduced by
tbe various members of the-cast.
Holler A Bates the well known theat
rical firm have the direction of tbe
present tour of the 'A. K una way
Match." ' .
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GUARDIAN'S SALE
iy virtue of an order and ' license
made and entered liy the Hon. County
Court of Union Oounty State of Ore
gon, on September 6th, 1904, in tbe
matter of the Guardianship of tbe per-
aons and estates of Era at N Patty, Z
Beatrix Patty, and Prank A fatty,
minor heirs of Thomas K Patty " de
ceased, and wards of 'tbe and. reigned
their gusrJian, 1 will, from and after
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Grande, Union County. Oregon, pro-
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and h'rauk A Patty, Minors.
Dated September 1G, 1901. Oct 21
Jefferson Sis.
A Word As To Price"
UQOd Pianos and the saving
tilers Piano House makes on
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Wliile referring to tbe exceptional
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well to dwell also upon price.
After quality this is tbe most im
portant consideration In buying a
piano. " ;
The purchase of tbe lowest priced
instruments involves the spending of
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naturally want to feel assured tbej
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able for tbeir outlay,
Tbe Ellers Piano House condnots
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of meeting just this - demand Every
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plished by economical handling la
saved t'i the buyer. We own our
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way to warehouse.
Buying as we do In tremendous
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to whom we must pay a heavy co
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All tlie.-e items combine to make a
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Mrs. Brown's Time For
having Neuralgia
Ob, yes, Mrs. Uiown, but when the
time comes for you to have neuralgia,
you'll have neuralgia."
So said the family dootor.
For years Mrs. brown bad been suf
fering periodically with neuralgia.
Many remedies had been tried, but no
lasting relief was obtained At length
the doctor declared enre impossible;
she would have these attacks all ber
life; and the only relief she could ex
pect was by thu injection of dreaded
morpt ine. !-'o for Beverai years tem
porary respite was thus gained. Mrs
Brown and her husband naturally
droadod the peace bought at such a
price.
Once whilo away Mrs Brown had an
unusually bard paroxysm , and a cele
brated nerve specialist, wbo was
called, verltled the views of the homo
physician. So she tried to become
reconciled: but the cain did not be
come oaeier to bear; rather, the tor -
ture increased.
Ttsn i Aura nan rav ami of hr friends
who hd been cured of so-called "in
cuiable" diseases "by Osteopathy,
urged her to try the new rational
treatment. Finally, during a severe
attack, Mrs. Brown a'nt for an Osteo
path. She could scarcely credit her
heaing when tbe new doctor, after
oaroful examination, araured her that
slie might confidently hope for a cure,
aurl she was overjoyed to And much
rollef from this treatment. After a
second treatment at ber home rhe was
able to visit the doctor's olllco. With-
in a few months the conditions tha
had caused the nouialgia were gone,
and a permanent cure bad been effect
ed. Mrs. Brown, although profoundly
thankful for the cure, knew her family
doctor's prejudices, and dreaded men
tioning her good fortune to bim . But
nearly a year after reoovery ahe ven
tured to toll bim that she bad taken
Usteopathic treatment.
"It will do you no good," he replied
"But. do -tor, It baa'done me good,"
she insisted. "For almost a yoar I
have had absolutely no neuralgia, and
1 havo exposed my -oil in ways that
always brought on attaoka before."
Then came tbe answer quo'ed :
"When tne time oomea for you to
bavo neuralgia, Mrs. Brown, you'll
have neuralgia."
Doubtless this doctor was sincere.
He had pronounced cur impossible,
a d an eminent specialist hd endors
ed Ilia diagnosis. Who were three Os
t-o paths who rrrsutned to dely tbe
111 ... II t 9
, iTttUlblUUB Ul UlUUItlUVI ,
Mrs. Broirn to have neuralgia. It is
no more likely to come than for any
one wbo has never had it. Wfayf Be
cause tbe predisposition is gone. Be
cause the Osteopath corrected the an
alomioal oondition whioh formerly
had allowed every slight exposure to
set up nerve irritation.
Now this is what Osteopathy always
undertakes to remove the cause of
tbedlseaee. Too often people "doctor"
symptoms. They may get tranoient
relief, but tbe trouble returns,
Neuralgia is one of the most terrible
of tin diseases of the nervous system,
The pain may occur along the ouurse
of almost any nerve, and neuralgi s
ar variously called, according to lo
cation. Enumeration ia - needless
Only one question interests the suffer
er, and that is :
"Can I be curtd?" '
Medical science shakes its hoary
head in doubtful or negative reply.
The causes, from its viewpoint, are
very obscure, so an opiate is the us
ual recourse. Prof. Anders, in bis
"Practice of Medicine," a s'andard
textbook, says: "If severe, the only
drug that is at all effective is morphia,
whioh is preferably given bypoder
mlbally. Of course, In nearly all in
stances, if tbe disease is cbionio, tbe
patient becomes addicted to the u e of
this drug!" This statement Is its own
painful commentary on current medic
al piactice. Neuralgia or the mor
phine habit. Fortunate Mrs. Brown
to escape both I '
Sometimes medical doctors try sur
gery. In Bevere cases of facial neural
gia they remove what is called tbe
-Gasserian ganglion," an enlargement
of nerves deeply placed near tbe tem
ple. It is a delicate operation, but it
eures tbe neuralgia j ust like amputa
ting a foot oures tbe corn. Besides it
auses paralysiB of tbe face, and yet it
doesn't get back to tbe primary Bouroe
of the neuralgia after all. This opera
tion reminds one of the darky who
handed a jeweler the two bands o a
clock saying :
"Dese yere ban's ain't keep no good
time, an' Ah wants yer to fix 'em."
"But Where's theolookf" asked the
jeweler. I
"Clock's all right. Ah done
tole
yer de ban's Is what wants fliln'.
"I will have to have the dock,"
tbe
jeweler told bim.
y'-u gimme back dem ban's,"
de-
manded the fellow. 'Ton cain't fool
me. i on jes' want de clock bo's yer
kin run on a big hill on me I"
Here's tbe moral. There's some
thing behind the clock bands. Some
thing 1b wrong with the works There's
a definite cause for the symptoms, and
it may be far removed from the seat of
the pain. Almost always that caoae la
some irregularity of tbe structures,
with resulting pressure on nerves.
And although "anodynes" dull, "hyp
notics" lull, "sedatives" allay and
"opiates"- deaden pain, no drug
reaohes tbe cause. Massage soothes,
but cannot cure. Nor- can physical
oulture or any system of exercises cure
so lo"g as tbe abnormality persists.
The one thing absolutely necessary is
the removal of the source of irritation
and there's just one way to accomplish
this
It is not by plasters or lotions ex
ternally, not by medicines or potion)
internally, nor by "changes of climate"
physical exercises, or diet and treat
ment fads eternally that relief will
come. But Osteopathy, when ad
ministeied by competent hands, ad
jus s the strnotures, if adjustment is
possible, and theu Nature cures the
symptoms.-Osteopathic Health.
Dr. Moore Osteopath Summer Bldg.
Friday, September 30
"A Runaway Match," Mark E
Swan's New Yori: faroe oomedy euo
; cess is announced as tbe attraction for
rrlday evoning, sopi. ju, ai toe Blew.
ard Opsin House. The play had i
very prosperous season
in New Vork
and for the past two yeara has been
presented in tbe great eastern oenters
where it made a pronounced hit. It
Is in three sots and contains what few
fun provoking productions can lay
claim to, and that is, a gonnlne plot
which brings out such-ludioroos situ-
ations as to keep an audience ln con-
tlnual oonvulBiona of langhter. Many
specialties are introduced which are
among the latest of New York hits and
are new here. The oast la strong and
capable and among the members tak
ing tbe leading roles are to be men
tioned, Walfred Wilson, Jaok P rent is,
Ed Perry, Frank Appleton, B Bender,
w Off THE FlOOA
T Douglas and the Misses Claire
Washington, Louise Meyers Myrle
llunn and others. Tbe costumes worn
aud are a
counterpart of those worn in the New
Vork production. The present lour j
Is under tbe personal direction otj
Mestrs. Muller and Bates, v. nose oou
uectiou with some of tbe greatest
theatrical attractions that have ever
been presented in tbe United States,
ia an indication that the production is
one of exceptionally high class and un
usual merit
Opposite the Sommer House.'.
One of the best musical Institutions
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E PORTER DAY Principal
MRS DAY. Assistant
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