12i for Dtmm4 Veal u to 130 11.
12 fee Drill J Block Ban.
1 6 for Lrv Ckickau
3S for frmh Ein.
fimlUi Bar th ibgnrrVM doe not
chars commluioa nor 4ryr. AJ
irM ail ahirent
IKANK U SMITH MEAT CO.
"lighting th Beet Trust"
PORTLAND, OREGON
Peculiar Rot In English Garden.
Mr. William Tweddle of Btar.hop.
England, ha growing; In hi garden I
novelty la the shape of a helltrop
mm rose. Gardeners dnclare thai
they bare never before seen or heart
of a mos rose of that color. Th
buh. which stands four feet high
contains about a dozen buds, besides
two or three roses tn full bloom.
KIOOCE
Sarsaparilla
Cures all humors, catarrh and
rheumatism, relieves that tired
feeling:, restores the appetite
cures paleness, nervousness.
builds up the whole system.
Get H today In usual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called sarsataos.
Good Artificial Marble.
They are now making artificial mar
ble with much success In Sicily. Th
manufactory Is tn the shadow o
Mount Etna and there common blocki
of sandstone are put In a tank con
talnlng volcanic aophalt and coal ta.'
and boiled for 36 hours. The stonei
are then taken out and polished am
It la said that It takes an expert ti
tell them from black marble.
rtneumatio rigs.
rigs are troubled by rheumatlsir
more than by any other disease. Its
work Is so Insidious oftentimes and
Its attacks so various In form that It
Is not recognized, but It may be set
down as a rule that If the pig be
afflicted by some mysterious malady,
particularly one that Incapacitates It
In some manner. It is rheumatism.
Country Life In America.
UOWARD B. BrRTOll - Inn and Chsmlrt
II LMdtilli. Colorado, 8(H.iiuea pm-.: liolti
Silver. Lad. u. o..l. BUr. bow. iuc: z
p Copper. 11. M-Oilae OTelopp ani full r-rtf.li.
Gi a application, control I mnirt woj a eo
lad. tteivlaaoet OarUooafca Madnaal H"
iff
Tents, Awnings, Sails
Celt, Huaaacb, Cams we1 Cmn
1 or l.Oce at factory price.
PACIHC TINT AND AWNING CO
XI N. First St. Portland. Or
KODAKS fD,,KL?1
Writ; for catalogue and literatar. DevaJopfni
and printing- Mail ordra riven prompt attantior
Portland Photo Supply Co.
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Cm art alaaMl ParrUai I Ml keaebn. pram, Lire
pkai i nartat Saad aaaal w ouUfat Maar. THE 9itJt
lOSTlriilSUia, 1180 C Uo Ansa. Faraast, Orejaa.
" FILL YOUR OWN TEETH"
FILL-O
If joo hart? aching1 tth or eavitisa and you an
too nervous for the dental ordeal, try Fill-O. Um
Mane dentiat. At druggiata or by mail 26c.
FUl-0 MFC COL. 3S1 Eaort BUt. Staltk Wi.
Blumaer-Prank Drug Ox, distributor for Oretror
T
HY MURINE EYE REMED1
EDM
Far Re4, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes aad I
GRANULATED EYELIDS I
Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pair
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Martae Era Salve, ia Aaaptie Tub, 2 Sc. 1 Of.
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Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicane
ASI TOl'R CROOK FOR L 1 S. BRAND OF
Blueinf Disinfectant Spray
Ammonia Cold Water Liquid Starch
"Gun, 0" Non-Boiling Washing Paid
PHARMACIST
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Phone Main 113
401 Mail Si Vancouver, Washington
Drink
Cured in
Three
Daus
'The Neal T 7 1L
Cured Me'
nuou
No Hypodermic Injection.
To can take thia treatment at the InptHnta
or four home, and your money will be rturned
If a perfect cure is not affected. In vent irate
taia, it will only take a few momenta to phone
ua for Information. Heraonal and financial
reference on application. For full Inuna
tkm. phone, write or call at the
NEAL INSTITUTE
Phont. Manhall 2110
.1M Halt SI HR II.An.ORE.
ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
CUT RATES IN I
PAINLESS DENTISTR1
PnlnlMl Kutractloa Pro
Silver Killinn. y
(Oold Plllinica 75t 1
12 K. Gold Crown. t;
r-H-ccl.ln Crowns ......V-
Mnlar O ,ld Crown. f
llrld,. Work, 12 K. OoU....S-
Inlay flim. Pur. Gold 1
Very NIC Rubber Pl.t S4
I Rubber Plata on K.rth SI
ALL, THIS WORK IS GUAR ANTTCD.
Doai't throw your money away. Adol'.rMTad
la tirodotlar earned. Our original reliaM. MMi.ni
Petnleae Method, and our perfWtr-d ofllca equip.
Kient aarm o tim.nd vmr mm-y.
OSTOM BEATIJTI, 41k It rleiri.ea. nlaa4
atriar 791 1 Morrwon. eppo.tft. PcMforhe. mm Mner a
L P L
t HM&b; t
Y j 2pip Y
eel
Pieak. laraMwhe. ta rwlai.4 10 rnn. ny.
Saaal I mU naai Mill lii t. ler footle vke
BATTLE WITH UON
f IQHT8 VICIOUSLY WHEN Kit
KR TRIED TO MOVE HIM.
Itcretary Objected to Being Sold, But
Finally Succumbed and Was
Dragged Into a Trans
ferring Cage.
New Tork. The lion Secretary, a
Tape buffalo and two tlsous of the
Central park menagerie were shipped
to William Hanoi of Newark recent
ly, for a consideration, which Included
two eelands, two tapirs and a pair oi
ostriches.
It was one of the busiest afternoons
Headkeeper Snyder and his assistants
ver put In, but finally all the animals
In their respective shipping cages
were loaded on wagons and carted
away.
Everything went smoothly until the
attempt was made to Inveigle Secre
tary, who was born In the lion house
about seven years ago. Into bis ship
ping cage. Secretary did not want U
go. and It took an hour and a quarter
of pushing, pulling and fighting tc
overcome the spirit of one of the
meanest lions in the menagerie.
With all the doors and windows
barred, and hundreds of persons sur
rounding the lion house, the work ol
getting Secretary from his cage was
begun. Rose and Bismarck, the mother
nd father of Secretary, tn adjoining
eages, lashed themselves Into a fury
while their big offspring waa burling
himself against the bars of his cage
In an endeavor to get at the keepers.
The lion did not care to march Into
the trap. He would put his head In
tie ope door of the shifting cage,
snuff once or twice, and with a great
roar would lurch against the bars and
rush to the rear of his cage.
After half an hour of prodding had
shown that the animal could not be
transferred that way Into the cage.
"Dill- Snyder decided to try a noose
By this time the lion had worn Itself
out, and was lying In a corner as do
die as a cat
The noose was slipped over Secre
tary's bead, and then, while three
men pulled and three men pushed, and
Dill" did the bossing, in went the
Hon, like a lump of lead, to the fur
thermost part of the transferring cage.
The beast waa so exhausted It could
not move.
This lion, named Secretary because
be seemed to have an Interest In
everything transpiring in every other,
cage In the Hon house, has been the
first always tr announce the dally ra
tions and the last to subside whet
anything unusual had happened tc
mar the serenity of bis surroundings
Bill said he was sorry to part wlti
him, but there would soon have to be
some room made for the three Cuba
He weighs In the neighborhood of 4K
pounds, and was considered one of the
best specimens in the Central park col
lection. His value Is said to be about
$1,700.
The two eelands were received al
the zoo earlier In the afternoon. They
are the only ones In the Central park
collection. In the last ten days two ol
these animals have been received by
the New Tork Zoological society, com
(fig from the duke of Devonshire.
The Cost of a 8oul.
A recent query sent out aa to the
cost of saving a soul In Chicago
brought some Interesting answers. It
was found that the Mormons figured
on spending $1,600 for every person
converted, whereas the Volunteers ol
America set the cost as low aa $5.
These were the highest and lowest
orlcea named.
Pettit's Eye Salve for 25c
Relieves tired eves, quickly stops
eye aches, congested, inflamed and com
mon sore eyes. All druggist, or
Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
Safety Valve of Memory.
He who forgets nothing learns noth
ing and becomes a Bourbon. By all
means pluck from the memory the
sorrow that else would take root
there, and cast It Into forgetfulness,
the unfathomable waste basket of ob
livion, and raze out the written
troubles of the brain. Your forget
tery Is the very safety valve of your
memory.
Labor.
If It were not for labor men could
neither eat so much nor relish so pleas
antly nor sleep so soundly nor be so
healthful nor so useful, so strong nor
so patient, so noble or to untempered.
Jeremy Taylor.
FINKE BR 33.
183 Madison St. f oituno, Omooh
! COFFEEC ;
TEA SPICES
BAKINO powder
EXTRACTS
JUST RIOMT
ClaOSSETADEYEfS
wriN0. one J
W. L. DOUGLAS
HAND-SEWED CUnrC
process onuco
irar s 12.00, (..so, j.oo, 3.so, moo, um
WOMEN'S 2.50, $3,13.60, H
BOYS' 2 00, 2 .W V 3.00
THE STANDARD
FOR 30 YEARS
They art absolutely the
moat popularand beetthoes
for the price- la America.
They tr the leaders every
where because they hold
their shape, fit better,
took bettar and wear loa
fer thaa ether makes.
They are eositlyely the
aioat economical shoes for vou ta buv. W. L.
Douglas name and the retail price tr stamped.
on trie bottom y.lne eiisrsnteed.
tame no auaariTurai ir year isk
supply yoa writs lor Mill order Catalog,
ft.
1 ' " ii!
w. b UUUIil nl, raaMssfc
300,000 RAILWAY
MEN COMBINE
Will Take a Solid Stand in Na
tional and State Politics
Move it Strictly Non-Partitan, and
Intended Solely to Better
Workers' Condition,
New York For the first time in the
history of railway unions, members
and delegate representing 83,000 men
of the four great divisions of railway
employes in the East, voted unani
mously at a meeting here to take con
certed action in national and state
politics.
"The proper place to settle aueS'
tions affecting labor is at the ballot
box." said W. S. Stone, of Cleveland,
O., grand chief of the Brotherhood of
Locomotive Engineers.
"Whatever your political affiliations,
do not let party lines blind you to your
interest or prevent you from doing
what you think is best and right. See
that the men you.vote for stand for the
right principles, regardless of party,
and support these men who meet the
requirements and you will not only be
doinir the best thing for yourselves,
but for the public.
"This is not a political move at all,
as is generally understood, but a move
to get away from the old lines.of parti
san politics."
In pursuance of this plan, the meet
ing voted to send out a series of eight
questions to state and national candi
dates, particularly to candidates for
the legislature and congress, asking
for a definition of their attitude on
the universal adoption of safety appli
ances and an employer's liability law
where such does not already exist,
company pensions for superannuated
employes, hours of labor and other
matters of kindred interest.
CHEAP SODA DANGEROUS.
Alcohol, Coal Tar Dye and Ether
Compound Menace to Health.
New York The cheap soda water
which is retailed on street corners to
school children and passers by at a
penny or two a glass is, in most cases,
an alcoholic beverage with a larger
percentage of spirits than ordinary
beer, according to an analysis made by
Professor M. S. Allyn. of the Massa
chusetts State Normal school.
"The syrups with which these cheap
sodas are flavored frequently contain
10 per cent of alcohol, said Professor
Allyn. "This is twice as much as
there is in beer. Take, for instance,
a "strawberry' flavoring which I
bought at a stand on the lower Last
Side. The red color in the syrup is
obtained from a coal tar dye and the
flavor is given by an ether compound."
Two Confess to Robbery.
Seattle J. F. Warren, special gov
ernment agent for the Second judicial
district of Alaska, received a cable
gram saying that two men now in jail
at Nome have confessed to complicity
in the theft of $14,345 from the sluice
boxes of the Pioneer Mining company.
Mr. Warren has not yet learned wheth
er the reported confession has impli
cated Mariua Johansen, or John Ty
berg, who were arrested recently in
this city on a charge of being implica
ted in the robbery but believes they
also are guilty.
600 CADETS ARRESTED.
Disrespect to Tactics Officer and In
subordination Charges Made.
West Point, N. Y. The entire cadet
corps is under arrest and facing a gen
eral court martial for gross disrespect
to Captain Rufus E. Longan, instruc
tor in tactics, and insubordination.
Major General Richard H. Barry, su
perintendent of the military academy,
sent the four classes of 600 young men
to their quarter after mess and a
board of officers is endeavoring to find
out why the cadets "silenced" Captain
Longan.
They won't tell. The whole corps
has stood out against General Barry's
insistence; first class men with almost
perfect records in scholarship and con
duct have remained as stubborn aa tail
enders whose demerits run up into the
hundreds. All that General Barry and
the board have got out of them in reply
to questions aa to why they refused to
eat in Captain Longan 's presence or
refused to speak when he was among
them is the statement: "We have
formed a dislike for this officer."
The penalty provided by law for this
degree of insubordination is dismissal
from the military academy.
Exiles Return; Stoned.
Managua Ex-prewident Cardenas,
with other prominent conservative ex
iles, has arrived at Corinto from
Punta Arenas. At Leon about 1,200
middle-class liberals attacked the train
on which were many ladies, shouting
"Death to Estrada, Chamorro, Carde
nas and the conservatives." They
stoned and fired on the train and some
of the passengers returned the fire.
No one on the train was killed, but
several were slightly injured, among
the number being General Richard
Suesman, consul at New Orleans.
White Worst Sufferer.
Washington There were 669
deaths from acute anterior poliomyeli
tis, or infantile paralysis, 16 from pel
lagra, 65 from rabies, or hydrophobia,
and nine death from leprosy in 1909,
in the death registration area of conti
nental United States, which comprises
over 65 per cent of the total popu
lation, according to statistic for 1909.
Of the 669 deaths from infantile para
lysis. 652 were of white and only 17 of
colored persons.
700,000 Men May Strike.
Berlin Germany industry is seri
ously disturbed by strike and lockout.
Unless the disputes can be ended with
in the next few days, 700,000 men will
become idle. The 40,000 striking
shipbuilders show no signs of weaken
ing. The managing committee of the
Socialist party ia aiding in the support
of the idle men.
.THEKEYSTONEj
TO HEALTH
IS
HOSTETTER'S ,
STOMACH
BITTERS
A short course of the
Bitters will quickly correct,
tone and sweeten any case
of "bad stomach." This
is a proven fact. Try a
bottle and see for yourself.
It is for Indigestion, Dys
pepsia and Malaria.
Valuable Assistance.
Chtldrvn always lovo to have a
"fliwer In the plo" and to help wtth
whatever Is going on. When mother
or nurse does everything for them
they are deprived of a great deal of
pleasure and will not be so well fitted
to struggle for themselves when the
time comes as they would have been
If they had been accustomed to do
things for theniHelves. They should
be encouraged to be useful and to as
sist with any preparations that may
te going on.
Mary Hevenga.
Mary waa a Uttlo girl who dtd not
Ilk to wait, but on day Lsr mother,
baring several guests, Mary wa
mad to wait anyway, so Just about
the ttm dinner wa under good head
way, she poked her little curly bead
In at th dining room door and said:
"I dont care If I do bav to wait;
that wa an old slrk turkey, anyhow.
Norman E. Mack's National Month
ly. Complalner.
What ta odtou but noise, and peo
ple who scream and bewail! People
whose vane points always east, who
live to dine, who send for the doctor,
who coddle themselves, who toast
their feet on the regluter, who Intrigue
to secure a padded chair and a corner
out of the draught Suffer them once
to begin the enumeration of their In
firmities, and the sun will go down
oq the unfinished tale. Kmeraon.
Humor In Sign.
A New York shop exhlUts a card
warning everybody agalnat unscrupu
lous portions "who Infringe our title
to deceive the public.' The shopman
does not quite ray what he means,
any more than the proprietor of an
eating bouse, on the door of which
may be read the following announce
ment, conveying fearful intelligence
to the gallant tars who frequent port:
"Sailors' vitals cooked hnre."
Our War.
The war we wago munt be waged
against misconduct, against wrong
doing wherever It 1 found; and w
must stand heartily for the right of
every decent man, whether be be a
man of great wealth or a man who
earn a livelihood as a wage worker
or a ttlier of the soIL Theodore Roose
volt. Aslstlo Feature.
Asta ha the highest mountains ot
the world as well as the deepest "sink
holes." The Lukahun depression tn
central Asia ts 400 fret below sea
level and there the yearly amplitudes
of the barometer are greater than any
where on earth.
Helping Her Out.
"Have you a young chicken I am
rather green at cooking."
"Such being the case, madam, dont
you think you'd better have aa old.
experienced fowlT" Courier Journal.
Mothers wffl And Mr. WlnsloWs fVmthl
trrup lu tst remedy to us log Ihetf uiilidiwa
unag liie leauilu veriuu.
The Great American Pie.
Steak, salad, flub, potatoes In all
forms, may be thrown Into the furnace
In a huddle, but when the clone of hli
repent approaches, when the pie hour
Is about to strike. It I the duty ot
every true American to reflect. Then
he should attack the pie firmly but
reverently, never In the spirit of oo
who runs race.
Yaw Can Get Allen's root-re nft.
Write Aliens. Olrnated, I H-if, N. Y., for s
tree ain,!e o( Alli n's F.mt Kane. It cure,
watniK, hot swollen, avliliif 1,-et. It nek,
iswor tight .h-Mi. A rwrlaln eur lol
com.. Ingrowing uailn and bunion.. All dm.
Statu svll lb if.':. Don't accrpt anr substitute
Peculiar Excuse.
A teacher In a girls' school recently
had the following excuse for absence
handed her by one of her pupil: "It
gives me much pleasure to write to
you because I have a worryment. and
yon should please excuse my Annie,
who doe not come by you because
she ha to go to th hospital wltk
her lster' or yea."
Not a drop
of Alcohol
Docton prescribe very little, if
any, alcohol these days. They
prefer strong tonics and altera
tives. This is all in keeping
with modern medical science.
It explains why Ayer's Sar
saparilla Is now made entirely
free from alcohol. Ask your
doctor. Follow his advice.
A
vers
W rf ) to
Unless tber I dally actien of th be.
Is, poisonous product are absorbed,
causing besdscb. biliousness, mum.
yspepsis. V wish you would ssk your
doctor about correcting your constlpstlon
wj iaani i.i.iiT oeaes or Ayr rill.
oa., fcanreu. Tin
UTTLI THINOS WORTH KNOW
IN 0.
The .iirfac of the "'th I "'J
be 196.971.9S4 aquar u.lles.
in Orman cltle food price an.
now about a. high a U l-nlted
State.
Uvender and rose perfume ar
riadltrd with the virtu of being mi
crobe killer.
Traveling crane ar now eoulrped
with ales. o that the load may b
weighed In transit
Luck now boasts of th largest room
In the world without columus. It I
built of a kind of concrete.
In the forty years. 1S68 to 1908. Jap
an's yearly foreign trade Increased
from 113.000,000 to 1107.000.000
There are about S.000 weddings
oiv four hours, taking th n
I tr world Into consideration
A metal aeat. hinged and suspended
ty chains from a window casing, has
been patented by an Ohio man for win
dow cleaner as well a for us a
shelf on which food may be placed t
cool.
FASHION HINTS
Kor ih rollr-r gill i Norfolk tuit ia
juit the thing. Ilonieiuun ireins to lit
th style brt'er thin mutt nulrrula, snd
this one of drown h.ij a rollar ot lighter
brown velvet. It .11 helled in a very
businesslike way with hriiwn leather.
A PHASE 07 SPBJHO.
The Wt.lrrl.s Orrheeira m Krai ar
Whleh I'leaae .rsrlr Erirr.s..
The season of the year has com
when the wandering orchestra goes
around, cornet, clarinet and barytone,
and last but not leant the big bass
horn, says the New York Sun. Cornet
may shriek and clarinet creak aud
then barytone soften things some, but
for grand effects, vast thunder In tone,
all depends on the big has horn.
Hear Its rumble and rebound. Its
welling surge ot sound. Its deep and
mighty oomph ah! Ix-t the cornet
jueak and the clarinet bleat and the
barytone mildly ponder lost, aJl lost,
submerged and swallowed up In the
bass horn' mighty thunder.
Spring Is the season when the wan
dering band ckii.-s, when the weather
mellows and people open their wla
dows, and generally It seeks the in
terior courts of flats and apartment
bouses, where Its audience flatters It
self with the fancy that this Is a pri
vate concert given to It alone and Ij
willing to pay accordingly.
But the band has It vicissitude.
Sometimes It Is cut off abruptly tn the
middle of the first number by an ob
durate Janitor who comes In and says
"Sklddoo!" Sometimes somebody looks
out of a window and says softly, "Sh-b!
You mustn't play here. Somebody
sick." Then as the news works around
to all the players the music peters out
with a wall; but commonly the band
Is welcome, and now th cornet
screams, and now, now hear the blf
horn boom, with avalanche-like rever
beration within those enclosing walls.
Loud as It ts ever, yet for some rea
son or other It always sounds loudest
now In the spring. This may be be
cause people have missed It through
the winter, and now It comes as some
thing new, but the more likely reason
Is that the baas horn man stores up
thunder In the winter, which he turn
loose In greatest volume In the vernal
season, when be first bring the horn
Into play.
He that a It may, there Is no sound
that so appeals to people a that of the
big baa horn, In whose deep and bil
lowing and all pervading roar Niagara
and Vesuvius are combined.
Her Preference.
Kansas City Journal.
"How would you like to go to the
theater tomorrow night?" asked the
youn( man who had Jut been Intro
duced.
"In an automobile?" answered the
Kirl.
Sounds Plausible.
Charleston News and Courier.
Perhaps the hi?h cost of living is
due to the fact that there are about 5
000.000 neonle H Nei Vl i;..:
- " living ui
the rest of the country.
Java coffee srrowinir la una l.i i
troduced into 1'orto Rico to meet the
American demand for a "highly flav
ored aromatic coffee."
Pcllajrra and malaria, which are
much alike, are beinir
eombatted by the government in Italy. 1
Slam buy more ewing machine'
irem America than from Great Hrit- '
ain, Germany, Helgium and Franc'
combined. ,
I!
Sherman jlay&Co.
FSTAIH ISIU.D 40 YEARS
SIXTH. AT MORRISON
We
a.
Wo
thi Wellington J iaiHs-wo re eeiunu
we're willinir
mir to let It be ITS (Ml .V
It will tell ir ' oum Uuiy lo you-
-in
.. . in r
-ja i
coupon.
I'ltus unu niaf nW poitkulart tomtmmg thu unutual I'Uino orVr.
Aum
a-fOiniCliiiN!" Ill m fts-n,,. -r4.
Adjustment,
inrorcai Is Increasing. Inaatilty l In
rreaialrg, parental authority la d'
dared to bo pnuitnttti. the boy la not
what h waa! Surely w must b
hiadliig for the bow wows, and pro
gressing fast Not at all. We ar
merely getting adjusted to thai great
est change lu the conditions ol tin
man existence that any one genera
tion of men has seen In centuries. Aud
poeslbly It I truo that high price o
food are helping iwt adjustment by
driving some city dweller back Into
tb country - Hurrcr' Weekly.
Danger of Vegetarian snosv
"I'm a vi-geinrliiii." he said, "but I
draw tho lino al shoe 1 wore a pair
of vegetarian shoe on my vacation In
Maryland, and one warm afternoon,
after uiy good Mnrylimd dinner of
frtinl chicken, hot rorn ln.no and
wattles, I Inydown tn the frm yard
nnder a tree for a snoom 1 sntxued,
I suppoin, an hour or two. I awoke
with an Itchy feeling abot tho feet
I raised my head and saw a couple
of sheep anting away rultnly. They
had CnUhed both shoes but the heels
and uppers "
Lots of Fun.
Th sweet little sole ilstnr of
large faintly was asked If she didn't
bav lot of fun with the big brothers
who were at one) her slave and ty
rants, her adoring and adored "Yes'm."
earn the surprising response, arcom
pawled by a sernphlo smile, "wa bav
lots of fun alwiys P imetlmoa." the
wld eye wsilng fn.no. natlngly remin
iscent and dreiiu y. "sometime they
fight me. au" sonnti.'-es I fUht thum!"
He Mad a Hit.
lilnkly "My grarlous, old man, you
r ill Itanged up" Cranklelgli "You
have hit if Illnkly "What did you
do dispute the right of way with an
autouiohllo?" Crankloltch--"No Took
drop too much." Ill.ikley "Why. I
didn't know you drank." Cranklulgh
"I don't. The drop I took wa from
n aeroplane JO fuet fro.n the ground "
6easlcknes Nothing New.
Ono of tho most curlou error n
to sensli-kness Is that It Ih a suffering
which tho sturdier ancients did not
know, llorilly there Is plenty of allu
alon to thn trouble tn the ancient
classics. Above all there was that
bout of earkne which, according
to fiennca, eost Cicero his life It
was so bnd that rather than endure
It any longer hn put back to land,
risking certain death at the hnnrt of
Mark Antonv's nurnts If they caugnt
him, as they did The word "nausea"
ts Ornek, meaning literally "shlppl-ness."
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AMir.
Dr. B. E. Wright
Have jriur Imlk mil ar i i.lai. ,J .r,
done, for lt-.il-U.an tlr.,. . r,hl4, "
anil la-tola a oak tit mi, dajr u ntvuuwrr.
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Dr. B. E. Wright Co
4ai Washington St.,
Portlund, Oregon
Tab ear at Aefia Mt Iran.f... in Vi aal.in.ifa
Looking Back.
You will find, a you look har gpra
, your life, that the iinMiienu that sUrial
out -the momenta win n you ha rati
ly livid are the moment when yo
have dune tlilnta In a spirit of lor.
A memory enii the past, lov anal
beyond all the transitory pleaauret al
life there leap forw.ird those luprern
hours when you have txM-n enabled t
I do unnoticed kindnesses to than
round Ihiu( you. thing too trifling t
S.enk about, but which you fi-el hs'
entered Into your eleiual llfe.-ilearl
I ruiuiiioiid.
Rose Cus.
Any one can play this simple rum
Take a full-Mown ri se, hM It ss
where all can see, then let them writ
on slip of papnr how nmnr petals
they think are In the rose. Th petals
are then cotintd and the ncart rlkt
receives a prlxe.
Gonsfinafion
Vor owr nirts yvr wnflrmi wt'h (Mtmlm
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