The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, March 12, 1909, Image 3

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in of Ih Ilrlilr.li government, to
hli h It ,..(,1K,Mt to cine din k to ll
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At all cJntMiili'. IS U
TORNADO IN SOUTH
Leaves rath o! Waste Tttrouyli
Arkansas Towns.
EIGHT I IVES KNOWN TO BE LOS
oiorm uamoiiihm Town and Flamti
Cta ...
Dvour All R ilnt- VVIiol Trln
Swnpl From Track.
I.ltllo Uixk. Ark.. Mnri h u .
iiuiiiImt of riiofiii am riMMirtml kllli'.:
a nuiniM'r iiijiin.,1 mil art Irmniinao
iimiini or iiroix-rty ilimlrovml In
tornmlo wlii. h nwcpl ArkmuM Into to.
nlKht. A St. Iula Houthwi.iiti.rn
iaMiiKf r train wua own from th
trm ka n. nr Itauruin, It la aaiil. whil
l"tiK al full H'i.
Iht. entire town of llrinkli.v ivaa
imairoyiKi, ari'or.uiiit Ut wK,rU from
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inn aolllli, eluht iwraoii Uilnir killn.l
arm uiner Hurt.
Afl-r nmiiy of ih liuilillnoa
llrlnklpy l.a.l collai.', th wrrckaK
tiajk llro. The tiluni ai-on ut l.t.vimil
cotitrnl ami tln IhU'nt tdvirv wit
llml tho ili-atruction of the town woul
Iw rottiplvt.
lo rioullii-rn aii'l i:Bt. rn Arkanaaa
all roinniuiiiratlon it rulolT by proatra
lion of trli pliutii, anil ti'l'tfrih w ira,
momiiiijf noi iirinK, Tin lllulr am:
iiunilier of rnmllrr tuwiw.
i'i . i ... . .
us lornauo rroaaw in Arfcanam
nvrr within live iinlri of l.itllii Kork
cBUamir wuti rniMul.
A tornado atruck Kourrhnlam at fi
u'rl'K-k Una afti'moon within five inilra
of Little K.irk, killing one and injuring
arvirl ollwr. 1 wo h'UH' were dp
itiolih.w( and one u dootroyed by fire
Itrr It likvl Im-I'II blown to bit. Tbia
lortiaiio Iravi l.d northi'aat and vwi-pt a
cl.'ati path aliuut till yanla wiilr. The
wind a followrd by avioli-tithbil and
rain nlnrrn.
At Krrr the liotia of K. II. Adama
blown down and Adama wa iht-
tiapa fatally injurivl, Ihe whole fam
ly waa buric-d in the drbria, but wa
aave.1. All window on a trin be
Iwwn l;.-trr and (iordon were blown
out.
At Mulvrrn the M.-thoiliat church
M rnlirily dfalroyed, the llaptiat
rhurrh lianikirrd and the eourthouer
unrotifrd.
t'p to ni dnight it wm iniH'aible to
itii!iu!.Ut with part of i'.atU rti,
S.rtilhrrn or Wrtern Atkanaa. Only
a fiw w irm nave brrn ornt-d line.
TRUST BUYS ISLAND.
I Morale One Mori Hal Becom
A narican Soil.
li lroit, March 9, A newa njcial
from HmiKliton. Mich., My:
The lri;rat inland in frrah water
ti the world h reverted lo American
wmTith p through the diplomary of
buamrna and without, probably, the
liowlrdt-e of WaahniKton. Isle lioy
!e. In Lake Suiirrlor, in atmoat it en
irrtv, roiiaialinc of h.J.720 acrea, naa
ut trrn punrhaaed by American In
ere.t from the KnKlih ayndicatr
which owih-I it fur many year.
'The deal wa concluded In London
y r. . .MrnoH. oi noujtnion, inu
i.rur J. i.araon. of IVlroit, the latter
the aifent for the I'niUd Matei hteel
coriHalion.
Ill Ihe copper country It l Ueiievmi
that the a lee I rorporatlon intend lo
cot limber from Ihe laland and proo-
t.tv to exnlmt anew iU abandonml
MM-r work ink'.
"The comimnv makiiiK" the iale i
the Nle lioyalo l and ocr)ration, Ltd
ith an ollice in I.iverxm.
GRAFTERS EXPOSE GRAF TING
anker Convict! Do Good Work on
Pnton Book!.
riltuburtf, March 9 - Convirted
lankcra, priaor.er in the eniern
Htniteiitiary here, have diacovered an
.parent diwrrpanry or more man
r,.Oiin in the in-nilenliary account.
The board of viaitor of the peniten-
ary apminleii iifnry neiorr, e-pj-
i teller of the rarmer iieptwiv i--
. . i . ...;..... i..
tonal nniiK, ami o" !"" -
udi the look ome time aifo. Find
i,ir what he reKr.!il an a dim-repancy
and beint; unwilling to aume all ro-
IH.imibilitv. KellN-r enKaKed ineaaumi-
ance or viimiini hwk"".
aahier of the Allt-Kheny isauonai
auk, and J. It. F. Kinehart, ex caanior
f Ihe Farmer & Krovtra National
Biik, of Wayneaburjr. !'. n"10
ict. They aKreml with him, it i
Id.
The hoard of viaitor m awaiiitiR uie
turn of Warden Johiwon before tak
ing further action.
Knock Out Miuouri Law.
K annua City, March 0.-Miaaouri'a
cent pHOBenKcr anil maximum ireiuiu
law were nullimni ny oeciaiun ni...-
I down today in the umien
Dimrift court by JUi'K' 1 ,,rr"
ton. A a remilt, ll la oeneveu u.e.
Ih a ipnrk return in nuamiun
ent fare, Frank HaRerman, counsel
. ... ...i. 4...rlv,u4 fli.elurea
or the in com pan i -
the court ruiinB m.uoua t...- ........
notl of the 2-ceni ran' in i-vnjr .
In the union. Ju.lK'o mci neraon no...
that both Ihe commodity and annirer
laws were uncoiiHtitutional
Combine in Aluminum.
Manitowoc, Win.. March 9.-OfflcW
ennnrmatlun of the re,H.rted combina
tion of aluminum concern i of the Wea
wan made public Ul.y. l 7"
llir been closed at a meetm held in
New York, at which the new company
wan orKiinined under the name of the
A uminum ChkI Manufactur njf com
,,, v The combination include the
&woc Aluminum Novelty, th Two
vera Aluminum and the New Wy
Aluminum comp
Immlnranti Crowd "Hub."
K.mton, March 9,-Thnt the tide of
,m Ration iaKHln on the Hood .
. ......... i indicated Unlay when l.BOO
:ua.daH.riv..(lhereontho8tc;er
Honmnlc from Mli .n..
Thla la the lnrgi-rt number lamlinR
r"movateon.irat this port for 16
from any ateonie
REVOLUTION IS DUE.
Internal. Commirci Commiiilon May
enr rial Hyilam,
wiliUKo, March 8.-Railroad nun
ar becomiii( alarmed over th Ungl
in in iranacontmntal rat aituatlon.
Uiictmt davulupuivnu am to indicate
that th IiiUrataU, Coinnwirca comml
alun haa com to th concluiion that
the entire auhvm of tranicontiiienlal
freight raU;niut be chainjod by th
railroad. Just how ihia I. i.
brouKht about by the commiaaion la not
aoown, uuuhe decialona in the Mia
ouri river and the Spokane rat caii-i
would aevui to indlcat that It la to be
contrary to elating, principle and will
force the deaired adjuatment in the
trunacontiiieiital tliia fabric.
The UKle ia aecentuutod by quar
rel between the rail currier them
aelvei and between the rail-and-water
carrier. In the Weat the Harriman
ateanndilp inU-reaU and tiie Spreckela
Intereiu have locked horna In a dea
perate fivht over coatto-eoaat. mii.a
ny the way of I'anama ahorea in aU-am
era, Thl water competition hau at-
wayi been a.ained a the reaaon for
uie wculiar adjuatment of tranaconti
nenul rate. Aa a conaequonce, the
rU.i from the Eaatcrn aeaboard to the
Weati-rn coaat are juat the unit aa
they are from Chicago and . from the
Miaaouri river to the Pacific couat. In
other worda, the New York manufac
turer can ahin hi a-ooda to the Pacific
coaat a cheaply aa can the merchant
irom chlcaKo, Karma City or St.
Louia.
Furthermore tho Weatcrn line have
oeen forced to accept an extremely low
divinon of the tranacontinental rate.
If water competition haa forced thia
condition, then Mr. JIarriman ia re
apomilMe, in a way. Mr. Harriman
own the Morgan Steamahip line, which
connect with hi rail linea at the Uulf
port, making a water and rail route
which I more Inexpensive than the all
rail route, and which give him a long
haul trum the Gulf to the Pacific coaat
MUST CUT DEFICIT.
Secntary MacVeagh Sugg!) N
canity ot Sump Tax.
Chicago, March 8. Franklin Mac-
Veagh, of Chicago, aecretary of the
treaaury, left yeaterday for Waahing-
ton to enter upon hi official duties at
ucceaaor to George B. Cortelyou, hav.
ing brought hi local buaineu career
to a cluae by diapoaing of hi extenaive
inter, ul in Franklin MacVeagh &. Co.
to hia n, Fame MacVeagh, and by
reaigning from the directorate of the
Commercial National bank.
Kecognizing the immenaity of the
tank before him in attempting to re-
luce the deficit which the government
facing and at the aame time meet
the increased expeme of the govern
ment growing daily, Mr. MacVeagh
said :
Something muat be done to meet
the deficit of the treaaury. I auppoae
many people will object to a stamp act
in tim of ace; jut aa other have
a rooted objection or prejudice against
bonda, but the government muat have
money and a plan muat be devoted for
getting it Thia, I should ay, is a
general administrative queation a
much aa it ia a queation with the sec
retary of the treaaury."
ICELAND CRAVES FREEDOM.
Chan; in Mimitry May Bring
On
Diplomatic Criiit.
Coiietihagen, March 8. The rela
tion of Iceland with Denmark have
recently become greatly strained. Ice
land for a long time naa had home rule
and during the laat few years she ho
obtained all poaaible liberties from
Denmark, but tho majority of the Ice-
and parliament favora the dissolution
f all governmental ties with Denmark.
Iceland s minister of home affair,
Mr. Haafstein, who supports the pol
icy of a good understanding between
the two countries, has been forced to
resign. Kjoern Jonsson, who has been
nominated to succeed him, is atri.ngly
hostilu to Denmark. If hia candida-
ure prevails, it will be taken in Den
mark a a serious affront.
Rich Gifts for Bride.
Tokio, March 8. The wedding of
Princess Kane, daughter of tho em
peror, with 1'rince Kita MuraKawa,
will take place about the middle of
April. Mr. Nakaaaki, of the imperial
household department, who recently
returned from Europe, where he pur
chased a number of articles needed for
tho wedding, hud an audience with the
emperor recently and gave an account
f the trip. It is reported that the
clothing was purchased in London, and
several piecea of jewelry, Including a
necklace valued at $13,000 and a ring
at $S,uO0, in Paris.
Divulge Prison Tortures.
Guthrie, Okla., March 8. The com
mittee appointed by Governor Huakell
to investigate the charges of cruelty to
prisoners in the Kansas penitentiary
at Lansing made its report today, and
austained in substance the charges
originally brought by Mis Kate Bar-
ard, atate commissioner of charities
and correction for Oklahoma. The
committee declares that prisoners were
stretched and tortured and strangled
with water." but aays the prison
suffers more from bad methods than
bad men.
Probe Carllne Graft.
Chicago, March 8. The Record-
ileraldaavs: Three separate investi
gations to find big graft in the ex-
enditure of the tzu.uuii.uuu lor me
rehabilitation of Chicago's carlinos
hovo been undertaken. The first was
conducted by J. Fierpont Morgan, but
has disclosed no irregularities in the
affairs of the Chicaito City Railway
company, of which ho is a large stock
holder. The second inquiry was Degun
by the board of supervising engineers.
"Coffin Boat" Sunk Again.
Now Brunswick, N. J., March 8.
The barge Maryland, formerly the
teamboat General Siocum, on wnicn
more than 1,000 persons lost their lives
in 1902, sank at South river yeBieruay.
'ha Siocum was rebuilt ana convened
into a barire some time after the dis
aster in the East river, N. Y.
THE "1IAVITT" aUIOTOlW.
Hstr a Wllf Colloelor Onl Poa.aa.
Inn of a I'rlaed Hrllo.
All Is fair In love, war, or colleet
lng. A writer In Army and Nuvy Life
tells how be dually got posaeaaloii of
the coveted "Leiivltt shotgun" a Weap
on will) a roiuuiitlc history. It I sup
posed to have been left In Portland,
Me,, by an KijkMmIi lord, who cams to
Oil country to bud a liimlly blink
aheep, In the a!iiif of a younger broth
ur. The gun bad four barrela, so ar
ranged that the lower pair could be
revolved Into position as soon as th
upper pair bad been fired. The wrlti
liud come upon a farmer who offered to
"bow hi in bis collection, never suspect
lug that hi guest was a connoisseur,
I recognized the Iz-nvltt gun tbe mo
ment It came through the doorway. My
heHrt Jumped so I wondered that he
didn't snK what wa the matter with
me. I didn't touch that gun for a long
lime. I handled moat of the others
and priced some of them. Finally I
ventured ;
i nut is . a curious-looking gun
here did you get It?"
'That? Why, lemiue see. I bought
hat off'n Tim llrown Juat before he
died. Thought 1 could make a dolls
or two, mel,iM, on account of Ita bavin'
rour ahols Instead of two. Hut I paid
putty high for It, and so couldn't sell
It cheap; an' then it's so tnrnal heavy
weighs thirteen pounds the hoy
woiililn t buy It. I was distrusted with
myself, ao I Jest wrapped It up and
laid It away In a meal -chest, and It's
lieen there ever since."
I looked It over critically, balanced
It, hefted It, and aimed it at the Bitot
where I came out erf the wtsals,
"What do yon wnnt for this gun
I asked, Indifferently, laying It across
my knee.
He hesitated mime time, apparently
delisting with himself whether, Juilg
Ing from my apiiearaii'-e, I would atand
a good eb a rife.
"Wal. t tell ye." he finally ald
"bow will a dollar a barrel suit yeT
'Fine," aald I, paaslng hi in two two-
dollar bllla.
taut I veil ye another, or mehhe
two or three, for a spec?" be asked
"I II Just aland tbl one inside the
door, a one bought already," aald I
aultlng Ihe action lo the word, "and
we will look the other over auulii
About then a newcomer arrived.
"Juat what I came lo see." mUI he.
smiling, and Indicating the heap of
Kim. "I beard of your guns In Nock
It, and I came rlirht over to see them.
I live In New York, snd I colle. fire
arms for a liohliy, especially durliic
vacation."
"Firearms sre my bobby, too," I
said. "I have about four hundred, an
tique and eurloue one together."
laalali iaya expreMlon was some
thing to see.
The stranger and I looked over the
pile of gun together, but they were
heap ierviiKs!n and breech-loading
shotguna, altered flint musket and
mout rifle. Tbere waa nothing
there that we wanted. Hay dldu't
urge u to buy any. but chewed a
straw, slid bad a far away look In bla
.yea.
Tbe stranger and I rose to go. I
readied witnin the door and swung
the gun out on to my shoulder. The
itranger straightened as If he were
vung. Ills eyes opened wide and his
mouth oiened, too.
"Did you get that here?"
"Just aa you came out of the woods.''
I said.
"Is It the Lesvltt gun?"
"It really Is." I answered.
We started along together. Day
ame, too.
What did you say your name Is?'
he asked me.
Sawyer."
'I don't seem to remember sny Ssw
yer In Nocklt.
"Probably not. I don't live there
I siend my summers there my borne
s In lloston."
O ho," said he, "you're a city man !
Whst do you want of that gun?"
"Juat to look at," I answered, geni
Uy.
"I don t believe It. Thcre a some
mystery about It. 1 believe I'd orter
asked you more for It; If I'd been
bright I let you'd paid another dol
lar a barrel for It."
"Maybe I would." aald I, "but It la
'oo late now."
BRAND NEW SOCIETY GAME.
'Tbonabt Tranarereae" la la l.lae
With ( irrrnl Tandrnelea.
One of the new game with which
wclfty Is amusing itself Is called
'bought transference. How much of
.cleiillfic value It possesses each must
ludgo for herself, but certainly It aup
illes a great deal of amusement. To
irrange It the person to be the "anb
leet" la sent out of tbe room. Two
ilnyers are clioseu to transfer tbe
bought, and these decide on what
dmple test the player will be required
to perform. He may be required to
.Irk it)) a hook, to arrange a cushlou
.r to touch tbe keya of the piano.
1'lie rest of tho company la Informed
ivlmt the required test will be. The
'subject" la readmitted, and those who
ire to guide him stand on each side
ind hold his hands. These "thought
;rnnaferers," aa well as the rest of the
'ompany. center their minds on the
hlng to be done. In eight case out of
ten, It la said, the "subject" wends his
way, still holding the hands of the
transferers," toward tue appointed ob-
lect and does what Is required of htm.
riie audience probably -will demand
leveral "subjects" and experiments be
fore Its curiosity Is satisfied.
l.lhl on Kconomr.
"You always want to try to do all
four reading In tbe daytime," aald the
orn teacher of physiology, addressing
th class. "Sunlight Is much better
than any artificial light Can any one
of you tell me why?"
'Yes, ma'am, said Edwin. "It's a
food deal cheaper." Puck.
We never knew a woman or boy
who wouldn't run a mil to see a Ore.
Uost peojile eat as though tbej war '
, .!, a I
Uttanlnf tbtmoolvoi for nutxlut. t
HOW TO BUILD RURAL
-.TaEpilONtUlsti
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This Book Sent Free
tire cost. If you have some bay down all ready to go in, it is worth
something to have a telephone with which to call on Neighbor Smith "for a lift" before the storm breaks.
The Rural Telephone pays for Itself each year and we have brought the initial cost within the
reach of every farmer. Present prices are especially favorable and thousands of Farmers' .Mutual Com
panies arc now organizing so as to build their lines this Spring. Wrile ui to-day.
ladUaapalla Saraaaata
l-'.JAK
Ton Fraal'rrnaa.
Prudent Mamma I know Mr. Guppiti'
Is not hsndwjin. Myrll. but he comes of
a family of hieli-tairtdtd and honarablt
men. Hemember, "by their fruit y
shall know tiiem."
Mia Myril That' Just It, mamma. I
don't like hi great, b'.g Adam'a apple.
Chicago TrihuDf.
Only On "BROMO QUININE"
That la LAXATIVE BKOMO QUININE. Look
for Iba llaTnatur of E. W. GKOVC Uaed the
world over to Cur a Colrf In One- Iav. 2.f.c.
laaproTla- Kalara,
"I wish my noe wna of different
ahape," aaid Mr. Nuddyn-Klym-r.
"I presume you know." uejeted Mrs.
I.'pmore, "lhat it is Tuite possible nowa
days to have the aliap of one's nose cor
rected?" "O. yes, indeed; it look all rl;ht In
my oil portrait."
Sat In Salmon.
Mr. and Mrs. Gross bad a funny ex
perience with an eliit-pound salmon
at Green lake recently. After being
booked tbe salmon jumped right into
the arms of Mrs. Gross and slid
through to tbe bottom of the boat.
Mrs. Gross promptly sat on the fish
and made good lis capture. Montreal
Herald.
CtTC St Vita,
Oaar aaa
I II J aaau
iU ear be l.r. .ioa'a Umt !.era ilex
atoeer. Head lor rmXI !1 trial boMle aad tretiau
Dr. B. H. KJIa. Lai.. !U Arch St.. Phila.li.iua. l a
Wbere It (ieta a Jail.
Teacher (at nisht school) ("an yon
give me a familiar illustration of the
piovrrb, "It is nevfr too late to mend"J
Shaccy Haired Pupil The only thing
I ran think of just now is a wornout ce
dar block pavement.
TeacJier tr well, tbat i an excep
tion.
Mother will find Mrs. Winalowa Soothtti
Syrui ih b at reme.1r t.. use lor taair coillrtta
auruif taa leaunug penou.
No 1'runble Abool That.
Tbe drucist's clerk banded him
his
porou plaster.
"You want to read the direction care
fully." he said, "so a to know what to
do when you're nudr to take it off."
T never take "era off," answered Mr.
Vt'ipedunk. "I lwa.vs wear the things
till they drop off." Chicago Tribun.
Stiff nark! Doesn't amount to much, but
nighty diaaareeable. You've no idea how quickly
bttla Ilamlina Wiiard Oil-will lubricate the
eorda and maka you comfortable asaio.
It !uaarlluie ftaa,paa.
"He swore that life with ber would
be all sunshine."
"Ami shortly after they were mar
ried?"
'He gave a correct Imitation of
man looking for a storm cellar." BIr
Bingham Age-IIcrnld
CASTOR I A
Tor Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature of
Omlnuaa.
"Friend," asked the masculine half ol
th party In th runabout, "what road i-
this?"
'Thl i lovers' lane, sir," aaiil the na
tlva; "and It ends down there In the bend
of lh rlvi-r they call th devil' el'oow."
Chicaro Tribune.
To Enjoy
the full confidence of the Well-informed
of the World and the Commendation of
the most eminent physicians it was essen
tial that the component parts of Syrup
of Figs and Elixir of Senna should be
known to and approved by them; there
fore, tho California Fig Syrup Co. pub
lishes a full statement with every package.
The perfect purity and uniformity of pro
duct, which they demand in a laxative
remedy of an ethical character, arc assured
by the Company's original method of man
ufacture known to the Company only.
The figs of California are used in the
production of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of
Senna to promote the pleasant taste, but
the medicinal principles are obtained from
plant known to art most beneficially.
To got ita beneficial effects always buy
the genuine manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale
by all loading druggists.
PUTNAM
i-ITafdtS'r,
" T "T " , V " --.-- !
- qw to dyoa bloartilauad mix colon.
Want a Telephone?
If you do you can get It. If you are anxious to get into closer
touch with your friends, with the family doctor, with the store, with the
post office, or with the cotton buyer, you can do it with a telephone
at hand. If you want to make the farm a more livable place, if you
want to protect your home, you can do it by installing a telephone.
If you will cut out this advertisement, write your name and
address on the margin and mall It to-day to our nearest house,
we will send you at once a copy of our Free Bulletin No. 112 on
"How to Build Rural Telephone Lines"
This Bulletin explains clearly how a rural telephone system is built
and operated, and it also contains full information as to costs.
In a Farmer's Mutual Company a few day's labor end a cash
Investment of about $25. per subscriber, will purchase all material
and build an absolutely standard system.
A Rural Telephone is an Investment, not an expense. The
telephone which enables you to sell ten bales of cotton at yi cent per
pound more than the traveling buyer offers you, has paid for its en
WESTERN ELECTRIC
AiUata KaamCttr . .,, ,. . , ,
Ixiciaattl Porluaoulh (.tone gunulac.ur'r Tl,,t arr oer
DalUf Saint Loaia 4.cooqo ein Kimw Teicphrmra
u ut iaiua miu laar,
Baral Ttkaaaaas aaaclaliy
"EE
3
A Flavoring. It male t
syrup better than Maple.
J U Soli by grocer.
Follea Travel Far.
The pollen from tbe pine forests of
ten forms a yellow coating on lakes
or on tbe ocean, ns far as 200 miles
from the shore, and has been mistaken
by peasant for showers of sulphur.
Tbe pollen grain of the pine are pro
vided with yellow vpsicles, which
buoy them up In the air very much on
the principle of a box kite.
eee
WE
WANT
Farms!
W want stock, wheat. dary and fruit
farms. Having: a iartre iMtxm eorra
apondenca we ara in a poe-iticm to maka
quick Kale. Drop us a card if you hava
anything- or know of any farms for aaia.
ATLAS LAND CO.,
420 Lumber Exchange
PORTLAND, OREGON
Thrre la
scarcely any limit to the
ocas. hie imDroveaient in aeHa.
but itlakeaticiecnd fiioney. Wchare
been ImproriDir Cower aa4 writable
aecela for orer n years. Morethanxvo
peorle are wort's to make Ferry'a
Seetis suit you. Euy the beat Ferry's.
Tor sa!e even-where.
ratftvs 19C9 sera mihual
f kit UM kQL'ST.
D. M. FERKV CO, Detroit, Mich,
! effNri
The cleanest. hottest
and most comfortable
POMMEL
SLICKER
At the same time
cheapest In the
end because It
wears longest
S35P Everywhere
Every garment
Guaranteed
waterproof Catalog
The 2
"FLYERS"
are
the
O. R. & N.
fast through trains
between
PORTLAND and
SPOKANE
WM. McMURRAY, G. P. A.
Portland
,u. wmk
Bookie Rivcf.
horse ren-eUy
SPOHN MEDICAL CO, Chemist and
i There la f
SEEDS
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w m at ar i
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(RESCENT
IlK" - I VlUi DO ALL
ft rKv r' THAT ANT
IVti I wuHnuixo
WMMtaaefn fonnaniu
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A FULL
FADELESS DYES
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MONRO
Marian Wtaura Offlcrt
Bo4bm Philadelphia
l.hicaca P:mtiur
lienver Kita! Paul
l o. Anrelea Sill like Clll
New York baa rraaclaca
Oroaba
Scaltl
SEED OATS ".St
I Per Salxer's cattle. pa 139.
I La r rest grower! of sed oat t. wheat, b-rlty,
,f:ht,Ctra. Dotatoer.. mr met and elowri e,nH
If, in avi in the world, bi uttaioffrreeior.
I tend too in tamp and receive tampla ot
iii.lmn ioir Gr-a. vildin lOtonw of ha
I per acre, oata, tpeltc, barley, etc.. easily worth
10. OO of any man 'S money to cet a itart with.
I and catalog free. Or, tend l4o and w add a
am pie turn need novelty never aen before
byrorj. SAL7ERSEEDCO. . lei Kl tn.
II ra .oS.r Irom P.u, f.U.a, Snaaa, Sraataa e
..... rt l.reo. or (..ena thai o "S t
,... . an. I raue t en, ,'mI a I ya ai aaka a
uo.an -uj ..r.P aa B ' l-l
Ir. Mar'l Kpllaptlcld Car
It ha. enri t e-oa-owa wi..a aeaiytliio aja
fa.l.l. VotlMi.'. .l.r-eU..a.. Eapra rrapa..
UUW. bj 1UT Matfie.l L.'ra.ry. aaH ta
haiw.nair 1 auj Drnaa Act. J.n. 30ih. I0. Oaa
aolf Mo. I71. Pie- S anu toil addraa
DR. W. H. MAT.
SS Pearl Street, New l ork City.
I MERCHANTS
1 I WILL TRADE
fWall Paper. Mouldlncs,
P ctures and other aim
liar roods, lor Umber
v land, farm land or cash.
. Lowest wholesale
prices. Writ m.
? E. H. MOOREHOUSE
144 Seventh St, Portland, Orefoa
aJV.ftaj,aa,.jra),i',. )$
"Ha! Ha! It didn't hurt a bit!
Now for my Alveolar Teeth.
In cases like the bevc. all dentists threw
their hands and say there ts no hope save e
plate or false set of t eel fa. but the Alveolar ay
tern solved the problem and now plates are net
necessary un'ess all the tcet h are gone.
W? do dental work in all its branches, from the
simple piece of rillinir to the com d1 tea tod and aei
' entitic Alveolar work. Let no one fool you into
; paying- fancy price. Consult us. The prioea be
i low are lor the highest class oi dental work.
1 Per Taatti
I Alveola" Teeth $3.50
Regular Gold Crown, 22k ,......$3.50
Regular Porcelain Crown $3-50
! Regular Gold or Enamel Fill $1.00
Reeular Inlay fillings. Painless and Pcr
! lect $2.50
Regular Eftpert Plate Work, per set. . . . $3.50 up
, Painless Extracting Ifree with work) 50c
We make a careful examination of the month
j free. If you would know more or this Alveolar
i work, send for our b.ok. "Alveolar Dentwtry."
trertise on the teeth in ireneral and the new
; method in partictiliir. The book ia free. Out-of-i
town patient treated in tbe shortest posaibie
! t me.
j Den'isU of 5 to 20 years
active practice in the city.
Tbe ALVEOLAR Painless Dentists
fourth and Washington Streets
PORTLAND, OREGON.
ENTRANCE UOVi FOURTH STREET
lady Attendant
OFFICE HOURS 8 a. m: to p. m.: Sunday.
a. m. to 12 m. PHONE AU71.
PN U
No. 11-09
WHKN wrllina; to adTertUar plaaa
I I Btanin
l.ia tliia paper.
!!l Lmmjf
COLT DISTEMPER
Can bs handled very easily. Thoatokareonred, and all others la
same fctablo, no nmttvr how "ei tKMtHl," kcit from hiiin. th dis
vttM, by uin SI'OIIN 8 LlQl 11) 11ST KM KK IT HE. Oivsoa
i i form of distemper. Bitt rraely eer knows for mares in foul,
A Ta Oie bottle Kurranteed to . -tire one . Nk-and tl m hot 1st K anil
ur in imfi, aoi on ine oiocki ana exreia aeruiaoi ail
t i Slddoren. of .lrutfk-int and hnrnedenlers. oraent Pipre paid hy
I ' lttaiuifacturerH. t'ut ntuiw bow to nonltire throt. On. Vhm
evervthirn. local airent wanted. LargtMi ssllisa
iu eiistetu-e tww.vw yeurs.
Bacteriologist, GOSHEN, IND, U. S. A.
Egg-PKosphate
BAWCPOWDER
Get it from
your Grocer
POUND 25c.
ivva MrvaBi wit iwiiivs Viyfpj
ORUQ CQUfAXiY9 Quixicy. LUwls
nwntha.