baiWjk. ' I ssti DART & MUCKLE Carry Complete Stock of the Ikst in Gcucral Merchandise at Lowest Price Consistent with Quality. Country Produce Bought and Sold. When in Need of Groceries, Dry Goods, Hardware, Hoots or Shoes Wc SolicitJYour Patronage and As sure You .Courteous Treatment ST. MHLENS, OREOON Ganderbonea June Forecaat way distinguished themselves, will be li l I .1 IU...I tr.m uWlA.tl.M nAIIl. lionuraDiy itibiivhhibu "v i I III f"" .u.u.u.uuiui ynuiuHHIlHIlHMIIMIMIi f A Shoe Store for Shoes" L the dictum of the experienced. It is a matter of ihuc history that the department stores which try I sell shoes of the erodes wc sell do not make a access f it. The reason is that a shoe, depart- Lent" is fundamentally lacking in the clement of KRVicK that must go with the sale of hue shoes u make them really worth the price asked. kxicht book co. Washington and Third '. "All Arouud the Northvcst'Corncr" Shoe, for WALK-OVER Only exclusive Men and i children's d'p'L Women: SOROSIS in Portland.? JOB PRINTING 18 OUR BUSINE88 WE have the best aud most fully equipped Job mil t ing Ofllce iu Columbia County And we are prepared to do all hinds of Printing on short notice and at most reasonable prices t TRIAL Will CONVINCE OREGON MIST (Copyright MM, by 0. II. Kletb) It was the seventeenth ol Juno, And great whs the) convention Tli Vote, wan cviiiiIdk pretty soon, And thrilling vmn.lhe tension, "Alabama!" cried the clerk, And HntliH Mir trutu muut. ,IM. Wlicn U, H. MnrnliMl allowed hli held Out In the seething and wld: "Count 22 for Tuft I Tim Caution mi ll turned on In irhnata. - - - I . Aim me iiui(iif men gasped lor breulli Tint men lor Fairbanks clung to posts a colorless as death. "Arkansas!" the clerk exclaimed, I Allll tint hall hIkhiW (or aiir! Kit. When m spry postmaster, white of hair, I l.(,,fl to I lie main, deck of hid chair, And cried "Eighteen for Taft!" Tim Kuirlimiks nii'ii exuded irroans. And till! Cannon men (lied tears I And tlm Hughe men uttered none but IIIMAIII That onco hud uttered cheers. "California: " boomed the clerk. And the whole convention laughed When a revenue colli c or tufi And atiiiitliHl shrilly through hit now "Count 20 uioie for lull!" The Hughes men looked t the Cannon 11, And thev cniwh-d out of their chairs And t' e r'airb.nik- fcliw. joined then) when The nulled their Teddy Bears. And they nil rushed up on the center slsge As men who hud made ready Ihd when the d n and tui ult died. tu.l the dut had let h d down inside, The candidate was Teddy. And when Hill Tutt dlcovers what a mean trick they bve plsyed on him, l he sni'U mi coai enu k unu mo 3 I li l. iiHVi-d him. He'll luml-er Up "5 ih White lloue item, w.tu e rll jump 3 rowing warmer, uid Tid will U" mm a tornlnc in. and alio into bis armour I ..,ii i.m ..,( a Kit. and J ..in 11.11 I 1 knros i I I INI Wllie'r, 10 firciu mum .2 I ill. li,il t.(Tir nut look all'thunder i- .itlon queer, Hill; but listen : You'll be 3 nnmed for vice, and when ere OOtn I . .. ......n . i. elected, I".V, I'll reslK. u 11 K,TV " til I-fact l. that I suspected Itryan .,n.!,l deleat vou. Hill, which mode It nwe!flry for me to head the ticket, Hill, lent everything miscarry. And 11,11 will rink into chair, aware that lie has riu tsed it, and will exc! m. I M 11 now! Hv Jove. I should have eueswil il ! O, most ungrateful wretch am I, to think that you wlio inane me my ltcftctu and my IrleDd nuu hii.(!."s!y Ictiayed me!" The boys will seek the swimming hole In ouite excited packs, And paddle in It till the sua Puts blisters on their backs; And when the disobedient Come wet-haired back to town, They'll get a few mora blisters raised A little lower down. iViinmAnrementa will come In again and knowing will this bore, tbe wily parent will take a seat quite near me door; and when his own child has de claimed, and shown its skill and pluck, he'll lead the plaudits ror a lime, ana Impolitely duck. The hunirrv boy will stow a few green annlea In hli turn, and his ma will lay him belly up out in the blazing inn ; ana after while the pain will ceaie, the aony and gripe, because, by finite of the sun, tbe once-green fruit is ripe. And then the Fourth will come again, With death snd lockjaw irom it, And l'ikes Peak in the public eye, . With lirvan on tliesummii. ii i i i. i i i ' "I EMHL1 3 :3 ;3 .3 3 ;:3 :3 3 i'3 3 n . . . ftiMPir. F. B. riuvow. Tub Columbia County ABSTRACT AND TRUST CO. t t is Abstracts Madk vi? I? NOM-llKSIpKST TAXKS AID Ri'Ar Fst tr Loans, htc l it MAD flTIG iirncerii-a lry (io ida 1 1 ui i lui r Crockery Flour and Feed liny Not loin ('undies Kliillnnery I'nucy Cioods Carries a complete line of all the Best in General Merchandise At reasonable price.. Jour patron- age Doiiiut-"' Wherein they will! embrace and bun An lovers reunited, And Ted will rent on William's breast And softly say, "peligbted! ' June Btts its mmt from Juno, the Ro .!.,, coddeM ut marrliiKe. Juno was Nippon dioncei ery tu.dy happily mar ried. Khe was I ;hly quamiea io uo this, lor ulie hersel had married Jupiter li m nworae runabout than lion When the CP rutial cliorus R .l.iVinl rnsisns, Jupiter liung around In. emgi door like n nttni'iirKer. m 1., led up moreacBiid. I tlmn Tom I lall ... I uoidasti'.'lHaDalreUofey funo finally avenged l.erself upon her lvla l.v turllinRtliem Into cows, "iv made Jnpl.er a cattle kiu.-. rhe college graduate will 1 1'" I he .Macedotiliin cry i( Knnum finniei who nui-t get ii.. u I . .... l ei.t tiV Jillv. n.cv'll rustle out while yet H e lark In chirruping his maun, nd ehane ihe binder round the field Kxudlng Oreek and Latin. 'in,, .tinner hill will bring the snge ahe scholar and the cynic, and dinner ..:n i.,...,., a aort of scientinc ciime ,..rwill talk of Mais, of Saturn ....i ..r Vmiiii. and LntlniDis reciill a few mm . , ,., of Menus. The junooug wm iHrnicniioncdaa the genus Laehnosterna , other bugs will speak u...-. o inK terra firms- r" l lrre' . i .m..iiioe swear in Arabic 1(m, oreek. snd Greek, and now and .i..i.v hand will clasp a damask ,heek. And' all the while the farmer. full of wondering ami aouui, w... u,.., marvel what the hotel iuiin.au The smillnR heavens will incplre The skylark ami. the linnet, And the bny parsons will turn out mrarv minute. A few Iriends will throw shoes and rice i....,.,t,iinr pake. Anil tn ",0 , Vnd then make bels among themselves nn whether U win wae. Mr. Hry P'"19 bi, w" .j rJ.... ahnnt the 30th, nd will !,H a deadfall at the gate for Governor ae auenu . .,ie roonth i" ron-. foBht usteght. ..II I Mtlnl iriii.n T HV on the floor ol Congro... ot iu my otU.r The AnU-Splttlug Crnsade. Kvendmdv should help stop the pub- I lie spitting habit, by sending a two-cent tamp to-day for our attractive, unique unique hangei card which warns against ipltting nuisances. People will Uke notice of this card anil once seen, never forgotten. Address Domiocabu8 Co., 1807 Ctiouieaut, Bt. Louis, Mo I OUR PORTLAND LETTER (Special Correpondcnce) f I'nuTi.AND. Or.. June 1st, 1908. I The Portland Koae Fentivel opened with ail Portland In a holiday noinor, flower-wreathed windows and roses in evidence everywhere. Thousands of vliira from outside points are In the eitv. and incomlnff crowds are greeted by an immenie Arch of Welcome erected at tbe approach of Union Station. The Mosquito Heel lies at ancnor in iuc harttor. an excursion of over a hundred people, under the auspices of the Sacc- ramenlo Valley Development league, arrived this morning Irom me jNonm. Weshington is sending out neneroos .leletfationa and an excursion Is exsectea from Iewlston, Idaho, tomorrow morn ing. The whole Northwest feels that in a.ldition to the innumerable parely at tractive features of tbe celebration, the event is a marvelous advertisement ol the climatic conditions, for nowhere else In the world can flowers be louna more beautiful than the roses of the North p.i-iBc Coast. The irand parade will exceed anything ever shown on tlv Oast, and beside all the leading towns of Oregon, Washington will be repre- aented in tbe flouts ana oeeoraiea veliiclea. When the Oregon Development league recently asked the co-operation nf th Kute in making a comprehensive .Tiill.it of the products of the l'sciBc Northwest, heartiest assurance ot neip came from every quarter, but b fore definite arrangement could be complet ed the Trus'ees of the Commercial Linn .inllillnu ere offered a five years' rental ol 21 000 for the exhib't room and felt compelled to accept this in Justice to the tockholders. But the officers of th league say that Uinr plns wilt yei uiateiialiie. Ttotli the "Pacific Monthly" magaiine and "Bunset" appear as epecial Uose I'estival numbers for June. Nothing .....v.. iWaetivitv ol Oregon and Wash iifti.n .oiuiiiuiiUies so forcibly as a glance through the advcrtWng sections .f these Coast published magazines. Mannfacturera in nil parts of the United SlKte seem to be taking new ,tirmt in the investigation of con- .iitii.n. here in the Sonhwest, and especially is this true of the factory hli h represent a moderate invesimeni,. v,n, rv nitv of any sise on the const delegates have come to Portland ,in.l the aession of the Psclflc Coast Ad Men's Association. It is Deing i,-i,i in the Convention Hall or the Commercial Club Building, and Uie As-! ttociation will enjoy a unique ainner tonight their bnnquets are probably the most unusual and interesting given by any convention they have Deen .n.ro,l io aimilar affairs of the famous Grid-Iron Club of V'asliington-and since the Portland Ad Men claim w i...., ), lariat Advertislne Club in America, they are making special effort as hosts. i miinlcation went out last week f wm the Portland Commercial Club to n. ,.rr.niiAtioua of the State asking for a supply of literature issued by each community. Spec'1 hies oi mew Puu catlons are kept for the Information and , ,.. nr nam (YimerH. who liaturallj ueuvii. v , , th larver cities first and to whom such la distributing bureau will u. n. nimoat advantage. The whole Pacific Northwest is included In the scope of this work. THE HALL OF FAME. Fi Qiiigis msn Ohartoa A. Town preparing tor aa extn44 rifit to tta far east President Eooswvtlt rtada a grsts number of daily newspapers at present than bt was wrme known to read be fore. Alford W. Cooler, fourth Jtnt attorn7 gtoaral. Is protag of Pr dent Booseralt. Cooler U and a good "tnlxr." H la tWrty-toor rear old. Joseph B. Hopkins of West Drrr. N. EL, U ninety-two y old aad claim that h never hat had an ache or pain. Except for being deaf bo re tains all hla faculties. Lord Aberdeen's 10111, the Hon. Dud Icy and the Hon. Archie Gordon, have tronglr developed mechanical apti tude and worked for a tlm a ordi nary apprentice In on of th big ahlp building yard In Aberdeen. Eugene War of Kanaw. formerly commissioner of pension, baa accepted the 912 a month to which b la entitled under th new pension law and will turn over th money every month to a poor girl In Topeka to aid hr In ft tlng an education. Inn.tti.n WnrvtborV of BOUth AO worth, N. H-, has In hi polon th asm suit ot clothe in which h was married, nfty-even year ago. Th ult, which i In perfect condition, con lata of a broadcloth frock coat and trousers and a black satin vest. Amos Martin of Newcastle, Pa ha lived in three centuri, thre countries and served In two war. Born In Scot land In 1789, h went to Canada alx teen year later and at seventeen lo cated In Fnuaaeipnia. u against th Mexican and la th war between th Btatee. Official Washington la agog because jnatlce Oliver Wendell Holme doe not keep a carriage. The uprem Judge make hi way to business by a street car. Sometime perhap h bang on trap. And Mr. Justice Holme when she goe to make her odal call drive In a hired hansom cab. nni TTmrh 7.. Seott. uMrlntsnd- W.WMva " - - nt ot th Military academy at West Point, has been most successful in capturing avag chief both In thl country end in the Philippine. H owe part of hla prowew to his re markable understanding of th ign InnguaK a used by th North Ameri can Indian. He mastered it in th west at th beginning of hi army ca Read M1wit Bom hav an idea that th perma nent road, so called, will or ought to last forever without any repair bo cause they cost so much to build. With that ame kind ot reasoning w would hav a right to expect that a modern thrashing machine that coat aeveral thousand time as much as th old fashioned flail ought to iaat forever without a cent expended for repair. i n,i h.e vhlta a violin that cost SS has to be tuned and have new strings, one costing a thousand dollar should never need new string and ehould b way stay in tune. A good road 1 worth, for business or pleasure, sev eral time a mnch as a bad road, and some portion of thl we can afford to expend in keeping It in good condition. The permanency of the road depend upon its being kept In perfect repair. Keep Out of the Rut. rwiwn in th eastern states the term er have learned that it means money In their pockets to drive In different place In the road, and you will see them, when they notice a road begin ning to rut ever so little, turn out o as not to drive In the same old wheel track. Michigan farmers haven't learn ed this yet. They like to get in a rut and stay there, but they'll soon see th folly of It, and then a whole lot of the expense of maintenance will be don away with. Another destroyer of roads Is the narrow tired wagon. A i.. .unM naaaed nroWblUnf th aale or use of wagons with narrow tlres.-HoratJo S. Kane, sm Commissioner of Hicnignn. Horu In Iowa ...ii., u.rBHtl born and raised in r,..n .nd have used Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrohea Kemedy (made at Desmoines) ior 7.. -; .. , ...i it u im-n lontr exneri- KUOW now kwu 111 ' " . : - . ence In the use of it. Infect, when in El Paso, Tesas, we wruer saved by the) prompt use of this remedy. We are now engaged in the mercantil business at Narcoossee, If la., and have introduced tne remeuy u.. , . , , ,nalntlv proven vory uiv... ------ twing. in favor.-ENr B"0. This remedy i ior saio vj druggist. The Best Pills Erer Sold "After doiterlng 15 years for cbronlo i- .: ..tAn1 nonvAr two DUI1 dred dollar., nothing b"io, much good as ur. King " T. I consider them the best ever sold, writes B. F. Ayscue, of Ingleside, . C. Sold under guaiante at tiouiion. r I ren. Scappoose and Deer island, dealer latioc. i ' t s ) i i I -1 r 1