The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, July 12, 1907, Image 4

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    HelplHelpl
fm Falling
Thus cried the hair. And a
kind neighbor came to the res
cue with a bottle of Ayer's
Hair Vigor. The hair was
saved I In gratitude, it grew
long and heavy, and with all
the deep, rich color of early
life. Sold In all parts of the
world for sixty years.
AkeateMyaarea t Wt aaarly all my
belr lellawtae aa tilwk e ikamhw. I waa
hiHn wt a MM M mm ver ntlf Vln.
I Mae. aa aae win I mom hanaMaailral
baa el klr Mm. W J. iaoC
eaeeralle, Wli,
tkil.O.lraiOklmll.Iaa.
AU. ManafcieaiaM mt
ifers
SAnATAOU.
MAS.
CSEXST nCTGSAL.
froraaalaaal.
"At yon certain you can cook well!"
"Madam, I worked two year tor
Cm great tenor, Albert!. At the last
dinner be far I was applauded after
aach course, and at tbe end of the
dinner I was recalled tore time."
Translated for Tales from Fliegeud
Blaetter.
win ckiia. j
"But, Tommy," said nil mother,
"didn't your conscience tell you you
were doing wrong?"
"Yea'm," replied Tommy, "but I
ont bellev everything I hear." Phil
adelphia Pre.
ratal Crttldaa.
"So you bar been to the musicals.
Don't you admire Miss Faddy's execu
tion r j
"No. madam ; I am opposed la all Its
shapes to capital punishment" Balti
more American.
The Omly DnwkMk.
Tint Girl Ton know the older on
grow the greater, I think, U a wom
an's capacity to fall In tor.
Second Girl But the (ewer the men.
-Detroit Free Press.
laaaaiaatlkla.
The fire Insurance acent was roaning
atr th office or tax assessor.
"Sack a thing as that would never do !
It la contrary to public policy P exclaim
ed tbe taxpayers.
And his defeat was overwhelming.
C.llal Teach Blab
"I tell you, air, you're a liar!"
"Sir! IX I were a fighting man I'd
knock you down for that"
"IH bet you $10 I can prove It"
"Sir. I er never bet." Philadel
phia Press.
Mother I'm ashamed to think you
cant do better In school. Why can't
yon lead your class?
Willie Say. ma. you told ma you
didn't want uie ever to bo conceited.
an' I notice when a boy lead tbe class
b always gets conceited. PhJladel
phla Press.
A loud lsufh. an over-Tivscloos man-
aer betrays a lack ef breeding. Copy the
stillness of form, the quiet poise, which
the great charm of English women,
ehlie a vivacity somewhat under re
straint adds that which, is winning snd
piquant in the manner of. our own oua
trywomen.
Tale! Heraclt.
"Mr. Taffelgh is a smooth faced
young man. Isn't be. Matilda T
"Why, I thought it felt I mean"
"Matilda!" Judge.
He Caea Boat Karl-.
"Too needn't sit np for mo to-olxht,
Maria."
"I won't, dear. I'll be standing jast
inside the door for you."
Buckwheat is a corruption of "beeeh
wbest." The corn is so called from the
similarity of tbe shape of its grains to
the mast, or nuts, of the beech.
T an Italian, charged in a London
court with drunkenness, the magistrate
said: "Italians don't often get drunk.
Don't act English wsrs."
Russian officers In camp receive money
to pay for their meals, but in many cases
tbey keep this for other purposes, and
sat with the common soldier.
Capital aatskaa.
' - Capital punishment 1 still practised
Id many countries, though of lata years,
especially in th Cnlted States, It has
been mad a human a possible. That
creation of th French Revolution, th
1 guillotine, I atlll used by some coun
tries, and th old executioner's ax deal
ut Justice In Brunswick.
Tbe most human method of execu
tion, th electric cbalr, Is need only
la the Cnlted States. Spain employ
the gar rote, or Iron collar, which la
tightened until th victim itraugle to
death; and In Prussia th vbcads of
prisoner are struck off with the sword.
The guillotine Is used Is Bavaria and
Belgium ; and Russia destroy her
crlmlnala by shooting, hanging, and
with th executioner's sword. Th gal
lows la th official mean of administer
ing death In Great Britain; Austria
has adopted th ssme means ; but Chi
nes criminals are killed by th sword.
SafMt.
Th sentimental and lovesick youth
tod gaaing at th round, romantic
moon.
"Tea," be conSded, "th Idol of my
heart reside on yon hill. To-night 1
hall serenade tbe cynosure of my af
fections a gallaut were wont to do
when knighthood was In flower. "Now,
what Instrument do you think would
be th most appropriate r
" "Well." replied his practical chum,
"tf I were you I should serenade ber
with a phonograph."
"What? A phonograph? Why, a
phonograph I nothing like as romantic
as a guitar.
"Xes, old chap, but you can start a
I phonograph and then run to th tail
timber be for the snooting beat as."
Taa Mac a Kxeaalaa.
Hop LI bad bought a cheap but
"warranted" clock. At tbe end of a
week he returned to th shop from
which he had procured his time-piece,
with no expression on his face, but
with evident bewilderment of mind.
"She go. click, clack ! click, clack ! all
light tree day," he announced to tbe
young woman who waited on him. "I
wind all light same you say. Nex'
day sb go click, click clack! click!
click! clack!
"I shake her np so ! down so!
lound so! no good. Sb stop click
stop clack only go when I slske.
"I say give m one less alike, mor
dick, clack!"
OREGON STATE ITEMS OF INTEREST
DEER SEASON OPENS JULY IS j NEW NORMAL REGENTS.
Chang In Gam Las Not Generally Men Placed on Board Hav No Affll
Known by Hunter.
Albany That net mor than 5 pet
cunt ol tli tpottatnen of Oregon know
that th open season tor deer bettln
Isllon With Stat School.
fUmn Governor Chamberlain has
named vh members cl lh new board
f Numnta who will have control ol all
this rear jut IS. i th oulnlon of a state normal school. Tli regent are
local hunter. Itu fact that th last ' C. . Spence, of Cam, Clackamas
legislature changed th deer season lis j county, to reive one year! E. llofer ul
not boconi known at all In this natt of Suleui. two Tears: K. K. ItMgg, ul la
the (tale and men who always begin
deer hunting a toon as the season opens
are making no plan to go into -the
tnouutain until uext month.
According to the new law, th open
season lor buck doer is from July 15 to
November I. It was formerly from
August 15 to November I. The season
lor tenia 'e deer remains the same uudet
III new law as it was under th old
from September I to November 1.
The changes in the deer season are
embodied in house bill 151, which is
recorded on page 341 ot the 1007 set'
ion laws.
Another change In the derr law is
that it is now a misdeuieauor to kill
dogs chasing deer. It was formerly
illegal to hunt deer with dogs and that
provision is also contained In the uew
law. Under th old law many dogs
caught chasing deer were shot and
killed and th new provision was in
serted in order to protect owners ot val
uable dogs, which would break looee
and chase deer without the knowledge
of their owner.
Wator for Irrigation Next Year,
Ontario Messrs. AUbright and Eg-
glee ton, of Portland, Christian Co
operative representative, have re
turned from Upper Willow creek,
rhey stale work is progressing rapidly
on the irrigation project, and that work
of turvey for the laterals is still going
on. The huge reservoir In Cow valley
will bo in readiness to deliver wstsr
next year, and while the project of the
federation is a taut undertaking and
will take a long time to construct, they I a strong board that wilt be free to man
say it will surely be completed to irrl- lag the normal schools with a view to
li ramie, three viars: W.'ii. Ayr, ol
IVrtlaud, Four yean; Henry J. Maler,
of The Ibillee, flv years; Stephen Jew
ell. of Grants Pass, six vi am.
Nt one ot these men live in a normal
school town, or has any connection with
a normal school. It is evident that in
making the appointment the governor
studiously avoided appointing men who
might by past associations, geograpliliai
location ot political Interest, be pre
indiced for or against any on ol the
four nor mals. Not one of th men
Interested tmiticularly in either the
UniWrsity ol Oregon, th Agricultural
college, or any other slat institution
This fact will leave them more Ire to
handle the normal school problem tree
from other influence.
Suenc is a fanner, a IVmocrat and a
member ot the executive committee of
the 8tate Granire.
Motor is editor of the Capital Journal
and Republican.
llragg i county superintendent ol
Union county and a IVmocrat.
Aver is a lumber manufacturer and a
Republican
Mier Is a'merehant and a Democrat.
Jewell is county judg ot Josephine
cojnly and a lVnuvrat.
The state board of education, com
posed of the governor, secretary ot state
and superintendent of public instruc
tion, are ex-ollicio members ol the
board of regent.
Among educational workers in attend
a nee at the session of the btat Teach
ers' association, it was generally re
narked that the governor has selected
gale thousands of acres of high land in
Malheur county.
th best Interests ot the state.
Ambassador Whitelaw Beid has given
1300 for th endowment of a bed for
American sailors In th L'aioo Jack Club,
London.
SIS Llabts aa atrtaelasr.
"Sister," asked Melpomene, "why art
thou so gloomy?"
"Bees use," said Calliope, who. la her
capacity a th mus that presided ever
eloquence and epic poetry, had don a
hard day's work at ber desk, reading man
uscripts and firing them into th wast
basket "I ast oppressed by a foreboding
that all my labor bar gon for naught.
I shall dl utterly unknown and ay
same will perish from th earth!"
Little did sb think that th most
diabolical aad soul destroying Instrument
ever devised for th purpose of torturing
th ear of mankind would send her
nam screaming and tooting down- th
age ! Chlcaso Tribune.
Gat tarrtaa.
Th boarder who waa a month behind
with th landlady waa surprised at th
sis of the heap of mashed potatoes oo
the plat the girl had brought him.
He was even more surprised when b
found a folded paper in th center of th
heap.
But he didn't open it Be knew what
It was.
Carefully wiping It with his napkin, he
put It in his vest pocket snd went ahead
calmly with his dinner.
Ton can't disconcert aa experienced
boarder.
Wcrla'a Coal Caasaaaptlaa.
The total consumption of coal In th
world Is considerably over fifty thou
sand tons an hour. Of this great
great quantity about twelve thousand
five hundred ton la required to heat
tbe boiler of stationary, marina and
railroad engines. The production of
pig Iron consumes over live thousand
tons an hour. Tbe average hourly con
sumption of coal In households Is con
sidered to be sboot ten thousand tons.
Wtm "Peak" Is IVa Vlrtaa.
A well-known motor-engineering firm
In th Midlands at one time held the
agency of a certain American car, but
owing to stress of business did not sell
many. A telegram cam one day.
Hope you are pushing our cars."
Promptly came th answer back : "Ten,
we are, up every bill." Th agency has
been removed. Judy.
rael A Ilea.
'Give some men rope enough," moral
ised L'ncle Allen Sparks, "and they'll
hang a jury."
Funds for Condensing; Plant.
Albany Linn county subscribers to
the fund to erect a big milk condensing
plant in Albsny met last week and per'
fected temporary orvsniration with
Frank J. Miller as chairman and L. L.
Swan secretary. A committee, consist
ing of L M. Curl, N. H. Ellis, C. It
Stewart, J. B. Wyattand U. Bryant,
waa name! to prepare and nle srticl
of incorporation. One hundred and
twenty-six shares of $500 each have
been subscribed, 4,621 cows listed to
snpply milk, for tbe first year and twice
that number for the second year.
Salmon Reach th Calapooia.
Albany Salmon are rpeorted to have
been seen in the mouth of tbe Cala
pooia river, where it enters the .Wil
lamette at tms city, it salmon ate
snocessfnlly passing the falls at Oregon
City and ascending the Willamette
long deferred bepe of residents of the
upper valley is being realised. In spite
ol all the contrivances which bsve been
placed in the river at Oregcn City to
enable salmon to scend, very few Tot
the fish have ever been seen as far south
aa this city.
Will Find Klamath Reds Aetiv.
Klamath Falls The Klamath Indian
reservation is a busy place this sum
mer, and Secretary Garfield will find
much to interest him when he visits
the home of Uncle Sam's wards in the
middle of July. At the Klamath
agency, where the schools are located.
about $40,000 Is being expended in im
provements Tbe chief improvements
being made are the constructing of a
sewerage system and an electric light
and water system.
New Clerk In Land Offic.
Burns There la rejoicing among the
patrons of the United States land office
here over the assurance just received
from the department at Washington
that a clerk is to be added to the work
ing force with the opening of the office.
Tbe work of the ilice has been badly
congested and this will relieve the
strain and permit the completion of
important transactions ahlch have been
awaiting action for some time.
Sk Location for L brary.
Albany Albany's public library will
be slatted as soon ss a suitable build
ing ran be found. Arrangements are
complete for instituting it and as toon
ss temporary quarters are rented th
library will be opened. Mn dim-tor
hav been elected and their election
has been confirmed, in accordance with
the state laws governiug public libra.
rice, under which this institution ass
formed by the citv council. These di
rectors are Frank J. Miller, Mrs. J. K
Weathertord, 11. II. Hewitt, Fred P.
Nutting, Mr. II. F. Merrill, Mrs. 8.
E. Young, M. II. Ellis and Miss Lucy
usrn.
Diversified Farming Possibilities
Freewatcr II. Miller, ol the State
Line, about four mile from Freewater,
gives a splendid Illustration of intensi
fied fanning. Mr. Miller farma about
40 acres, of ahich five acre ar In
fruit, 15 acre are in alfalfa and ten
acres in potatoes. Five acres of the
potabies are of the Karly Fortune varie
ty. The early potatoes are ready for
the market, and a Seattle company has
ritten Mr. Miller to contract fur the
whole output at I per hundred, or $80
per ton. A oommirsion firm in Walla
Walla is also after the consignment.
S. P. Behind Spncr Power Plant
Klamath Falls The txailive an
nouncement has at last been made that
the work being done at Snencer'a n
Klamath river is tbe begiu.'n fa
large power plant which the Southern
Pacific company will complete in the
course of a few years. The operations
oi tue workmen engaged on tbe plant
have been rather mysterious and em.
piujes wno nave woraei tnere lor six
months or more did not know what
they were working st or for whom.
Mica Axle Grease,
lengthens th tit of th
wagon say horse
power, tim and tem
per. Best luuricani m
th world contalus
powdered mtca
whicu i
forms!
a smooth,
bard coating ou axle, and
reduce friction.
If you want your outfit
to ( and earn money
walls it lasts frees
th axle with Mice
Axis Greas.
STAIdARO OIL COXPAXT
tf,
Never Had Oaa.
Cltlman Well, well, looking for an
other cook, eh? .
Subbubs why. no, I can't say
Cltliuan What? You Just said you
were.
Hubbub I (lid not. I said I was
looking for a cook. The oilier we v
had wer not. I'lillsiMiihl press.
lleaetbreakla Altaraallv,
'Ardliik. It wss a sham to sell that
Utile pony ot your. It hsd bma la the
family ever sine It was colt."
1 know It, Tbroccin. It Blmost Dross
my heart to psrt with Gyp, but my af
fairs had beeouM so dmpersls I bat I
liber had to sell him or eat lilm aad
I rant stand tor boras msal g a leas I
think it's beet."
PTS&
at, V n" pur all Naevtma MaaM
naauMiir ran " I" Kiia Of4
inua l. B. U. ana ta su am at, r kura
kit?. K ISIrlal tortlW an
Naalat af Ik t'aai ).
D tou vr luu seeident pollrlas to
Kssebsll umpires V sniiously inquired th
caller.
To be sur we do," answered th man
Instils lh rstllns. bis far etpsmllnt
Ith a large aad genial smile. "Just
make out your"
"Than all I wanted to know," Inter
rupted the other. "A eompsny that will
do that can't gr nty spplU-atloa. iiood
day!"
Th Wtakbaa.
Do you know why they called this
tbe wishbone, popT" asked tbe boy who
was picking Mi bon Id question, en
which t lie re was very llttl meat
"No, my hoy. WhyT
"Rectus tbe first fellow what picket!
It wished there was war Ural oo IL
Tanker Statesman.
Motkeit will lad Mrs. WlntlaWs Bootktai
7niiak remwlt u um hit tU Uai
luiiss la IMWlus HlUKl.
Caavtaelas.
"Ilsrold, pp says you mustn't come
t se m say more.
"Why not. Dorer
"II ssrs you don't Msm t hav aat
Dillon."
"Ureal Scott I I'll show his I Will
you marry m. Itorar
!, Uarold." Chicago Tribune.
AlbUtl Dlaaafe.
rrosh 1 Why did Cornell low the
debit?
Frosb 2 Th fatett debater bmk
training by eating pie. and It burt bis
Ind o he couldn't tslk ss much or
a loud ss the ret. Cornell Widow.
Skaa lex Year
Allena Foot A sowler. li makw Ilea
AM leal ar. ll la a eetlain onrala,
iweatl(, ralloua and fcol, llr4, Ulna faal
told br a! I"nlu filra -ja. Inn
sa mailed rite. a. Addrai li.o . Olnuwd,
PORTLAND MARKETS.
did sorars
FEB AND
KEKC OPES
toYmmmixiEs in tbebloqd
Wheat Club, 86c; bltiestem. 8a
ouc; vaney, boc: red. 4c.
Oats No. 1 white. $27.50(828: srav
nominal.
Barley Feed. $21.60A22 nnr ton
brewing, nominal; rolled, $23.50
2 .OU.
Corn Whole, $28: cracked. $29 net
IUD.
Hay alley timothy, No. 1. $17(3)
to per ion jsastern Oregon timothr
$2123; clover, $9; cheat, $910;
iaiu iiaj, giu; auaiia, 113(314.
rruiw Cherries, 8(10c per pound
Whenever a sore refuses to heal It fa because the blood fa not pure anrj qnality of brick. The price paid was
healthy, as it should be, but is Infected with poisonous germ or some old 2,000.
blood taint which has corrupted and polluted the circulation. Those most -
usually afflicted with old sores are cersona who have reached nr nasseri mid. I Ontario Wants New LanH DUtrlrt.
tUelile. The vitality of the blood and strength of the system have natural' finariA r,f; i. k.ini...i. .P'nnes, $1.601.75 per crate.
. A J 1 ! . ' . . . T 'I " V - r"" - """Sv,.Hi.- VJ..UI. T I o
Buy Land for Weston Brick.
Weston The proprietors of tbe
Westn brickyard have purchased of
James D. Ginh his addition to Weston,
nnaiaf ina tf nAarlv tfl inn. In tt.a Iam.
-'.'P " " uv.nj niHIU ,11V lUff'l 1 -J j. J".u..'l ,
er part of the city. Before making the PP,e, "SeGH pe' box; storage Bpils-
purcbsse the brickyard people qnietly I noe'B", f W per box j gooseberries,
demonstrated that the soil wss well 70 Pr loml; cantaloupe, $3.603.76
adapted to the making of a superior perorate; apricots, 75c3)$2 per crate;
peacnes, fi.zo()i.ou per box; plums,
$1.65 per box; blackberries. 11.26a
1.60 perorate; loganberries. $1.26 ner
eiaie, ranpuerriee, i($i ou per crate;
, . , . . J. . , -------"-". i uuaiw it. jjcmiun u ueing circular- I -
pegun io aeenne, nna the poisonous terms which have accumulated he-cans UH in fint.
of sluggish and Inactive condition of the system, or some hereditary taint asking th government tc create a new c"rro,: 2 o P' ! beets, $2.60
sack
vegeiaoie lurnips, 12 per
wmcjiiiashittebeen held ia check, now force an outlet on the face, arms, Und district for this section and the P r "Pr,l,u, 10c P8' P"d;
legs or other part of the body. The olace e-rows red and sum fMtir
Deans. 710e rr pound: cabhate.
eaU into the surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn the office to be located at Ontario or 2'Ae P8' Pund; co,n' 86a0c per dos-
Blear fei nd kept open by the lmpuriM with which the tlood ii gatomH V.I.. At present parties having land fn; , cumbewJ1' x I' kox; lettuce,
Nothing is more trying and disagreeable than stubborn, non-healing sore, office business to transact have to go to 1 h 250 P' Aoua ' onion- 1820c
The verv fart that it mUu mvI:m., ,i: ..j i a . i n ... . nerdrvu-n imu Ifa.Kn r . i . i
Burns, a distance of 160 miles.
Clackamas Land Boomlrg,
The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments fa good reason
for suspicion; the same germ-producing cancerous ulcers fa back of every
old sore, and especially is this true if the trouble fa an inherited one.
Washes, salves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, can
X was sffllosad with a sor onxoy foanT permanent good ; neither wUl remov
tao of four yoars' standinjr. It ng the sore with caustic plasters or the
mlWil knife make a lasting cure. If
ia Trr war until I W,n. every carticle of the diseased flesh arm
tZZtf panT1 fSK-tt! iw-T mother would come, bel "by ,o" iTn were $?2 701nrt T' mx?1 chlcken'- l0;
T.rtid and oo noed itV 521 "Luuu CMHHOT BE CUT A WAY. previous year. . I u "17!i 'ey,
Bnn S. rTJkW tklna aa avklla w I n SB wwaBi MNS Mnaaaaa Vkaa a l. 1 1 I " '
$ompletlr cured., Mr blood ia 4 t,i,f j t o n r . , t
ms. &2&i2Lv. rr.:. .t. v.iu.d .t .70.000
teJ2fT: thTtna. ltiii . 8;'-Tbe will of the late Judge J.
r tko rrarxw crva ifl tnt ,:,.i-n . j. murpny, nai
Wast TJnloa, Ohio
per doxen; peas, 46c per pound; rad
ishes, 20o per doxen; rhubsrb, 3Xc
per pounu; tomstoe, i.oo per crate.
Pnlnlyuui fA S- I
Orviron Citv-The lnM.d f ' .'"'r "rc"" """ainxs, 3
of the recorder's office" in Claclmmai I ButteFancv m?? SSS
county is a good Indication of ths' fl'T creme''' 22
.7 .
rouitry Av?mg old htnn, ll12c
I UuMU. I. I- . 1 , . . . .. , .
umiij; iuwiu 111 uie real ernaie Dnsi-1
I nets. The fees of (Vinnie XUvnrAor'
phy, has been probated here. It
leave an estate estimated at $70,000
goes directly into the circulation and
srvgcvvurvetof itaEh o' VJr wW-
the trouble and forces out every traceof Jut- (Z'JIIm, 7' . tbl!?n,
purity and makes a complete and lasting f Q' MaT'hr. U being
Jure. S. fi. s .n.. .ii- ZTu S VIZ wrned aa executor without bonds.
- a..ivw aaw aaaS.J VI UMI . m aaaaawaaaia. asaa
blood so that instead of feeding the diseased Fruit Bo Faetom fe w..
parts with impurities, it nourishes the , WT! 2 T .
Irritated. Inflamed flh with WthwM . Weton-C. W, Avery, manager of
2 est the gore begins to teal, new flesh is formed, all pain and inflammation I? ?' miwmU ; bu "
ves, the place scabs over, and when S. S. S. has purined the blood thej I ftortland to purchase machinery for
ore fa permanently cured. S. S. 8. fa for sale at all rst class drug stores. ' ElfjlJTt 7
.Writs for our special book on sores and ulcers and any other inecal advice. ' h! 1J? .m111' Th1
SVUdcsire. We nuke no charge for the book or advic. ,puMent I8', ?JXCMl
PURELY
VEGETABLE
live, 11812c: turkeys dressed.
luminal, rcese, j1Ve. VWtltkl! Vfillno
uuLaa, iodise; om aucks, 10c,
Eggs Candled. 24fat26c tier don.
Veal Dressed, per pound.
Beef Dressed bulls, 8X4o per
ponnd; cows, 66),c; country steers.
6Xt7c, '
Mutton Dressed, fancy, So per lb;
ordinary, 67c; spring lambs, 99c
per pound.
Pork Dressed, 68c per pound.
Hops 68o per pound, aooordlna fcn
qnsllty, "
Wool Eastern Oregon average best,
1622c per pound, according to shrink
age; valley, 2022c according to fine.
ess.
Mohair Choice, "20j30c per pound.
Saa.as la Bslala4.
Osyboy No, dear, you r mlstskeo
about my having had too ruik-h to
rink last nlgbt
Mrs. GsyboyThen, for merry
sake, wby did you take off your shoe
to go upstair after I hsd gon down
and 1st you In myself! New Orleans
TlsseDemorrat.
Maw Ska flare.
She's plsyed bride so much that
sb can go through a gam with bar
eye shut."
"Tes, 1'vt been ber partner when I
thought sb was playing that way."
Clvland Plalndealer.
war m i.ika risk.
Bacon Did I understand you to ay
that you Ilk fish better than culekrn?
fc-gbert Test; you see, a Dsn will lay :
a great many more eggs than a ben,!
snd won't cackle about It Tonkr'
stateatuan. I
lie Baralaa- .
Th Chewier !u. Osiuotherley, It
rll of th old eoa.'hliig days, but It ll
now famed for It Br, wlileb ha
r been out for mor thsu 100 Jr
and or which grlddl cak r
baked.
ThU hug Br Is kept continually
burning by et or turf from th tork.
Iilr moors. An excellent tea Is pro
vided for vlsllor. tli chief dainty
being th grlddl cakes, Th pt
glow Ilk red orulwr on a red tiled
Boor, th grlddl bslng sutnild from
a bar shove, th whol hmklng most
quaint and pletureanu. Tb exterior
of th Inn Is most unpretentious and
Old World looking, is It asstl alott
on th fork shir wolds.
Happlee laae.
Old Cnel Dewberry thought,
wns giitng to fall heir to a fortun and
nmv lu high H'lty. II spent all
month learning to cultlvst th tast
for olive.''
"And wns h dlpiolntd when tb
forliitM didn't conl
".Not at all. lie's gld b I poor.
He say It doesn't tax sit month to
learn how to cultural Hi lasts for
curnsd beef and cabbage."
WarU'i Tallast Teew.
Th hlgheat tree lu th world I said
to b ail Australian gum tr of tb
siHvIe Ktienlyptu rxun which
stand In th Caiw ty rang. It la
no less than U feet high. Uum tree
grow rapidly. Ttwr la on la t'lurl.l
which I repotted to bar alio! up 40
tret In four years, snd another la
tiualeuiala which grew 130 feat la
twvlv years.
Cat' rrl.rllr.
Priority lu tb Invention of not only
gunpowder, but also of lh art of print
log I attributed to th CUIueaa. Ac
cording to tu Itald snd tb Jesuit
mlsalonarie. printlug was pretied In
Chin nearly Ofty year before tb
Christian era.
u..,ks lu the Cvlnrtlal Emplrw wer
wade out of slip of bamboo 0 hun
dred year It. C.; In I.V A, t. pajier
was tlrt mad; by 1X book wer
bound Into leave; ami In tax), when
Curope wa just merglng from lh
so-called l'srk Age, printing ass la
geaersl us among th t'blnsa.
Maaai lae lb releaS.
"Tou'll bar to exiiis tb dlaorder
here." said tb fist dweller, "all the
bundle tr our summer rkittiew thai
w bad to take out ef th ball rloaet
"Kureiy, you don t ne summer
clitlbr this westher," said hi frimd.
.o, but w had to put up a rot la
th rloart for a friend wba Mtt last
IxUt with u." 1'hlUdolphla I'm.
Hf AVC OWg
sTwaa-tM Im It . s ata
Uaasfa 4Hfw ). 1 Hkrf frtsjsll
bmVw aM, Wall reJtwa.
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li Qui h Cw b tat 1 1 lul
hunri Ihd Jul I'blisrf
ST. HELEN'S HALL
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A Olrh' St-Bonl at Iks hl,hl elaaa. ru
n Jetannrni. Mtuie. art. KlornilMi. Utav
ilumi rail mi ape rieaS I.
una roa cataiocuc
KN1NG Vm TOOtH tKOtiaiM 10 lit
Kefar Cms tkwakara,
M. I. t. WMJ1f.
Ul'i WaaMattaa M. fanlas. Orasas
Claaeraae,
"Sir, I am ber to ask you to coo
trlbut otnetblrig toward stilling tb
cries of fatberles snd motberleas chil
dren. I
hy, sure. Ml contrlbot.
you csm to me. Her
JTbank you, sir."
"llsr an order on my druggist for
Post"1 " UOtUiD' lrUB'" Houston
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