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Cold Affected Head and Throat
Attack Was Severe
Chaa. W. Bowman, 1st Lieut, and
adjt 4th M. S. M. Cav. Vols., writes
from Lanham, Md., ss follows:
"Though somewhat averse to patent
medicines, and sti'l more averse to be
coming a professional affidavit man. it
teem only a plain duty in the present
instance to add my experience to the
to urons already written concerning the
curative powers of Peruna.
"I have been partirideriy bene fitted by
Its use f or colds in the bead and throat.
I have able to futty cure myself of a most
tcvera attach in forty-tight hours by lis
use according to directions. I use it as a
preventive whenever threatened with an
attack.
"Members of my family also use it
for like ailments. We are recommend
ing it to our friends."
, Chas. W. Bowman.
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Lome War from Nowhere.
The most remote mission station In
the world Is on Uerschel Island, In the
far northwest corner of the Dominion
r Canada. The nearest postofflce Is
2,000 miles away. Consequently the
packets are few and far between, sel
dom more than two In a year. The isl
and Is .a most uninviting place for a
residence. No son for more than two
months in the winter, and not a tree
to be seen anywhere. Under the teach
ing of the missionaries many of the
Esquimaux are becoming more civil
ized, and are greatly Improving in their
manner and habits, and there is a
growing desire (or Instruction.
Hathcr iMlMuatlasv-
Gassle Gunn By George, Miss Ta
basco gave me the coldest turndown I
ever got In my life, weally...
Reggy Sapp What did she say, old
chap?
Gussle Gunn Why, I asked If I
might call on her and she said the
Janitor didn't allow children In that
apartment house.
UTTERLY WORN CUt
Vitality Sapped by Years of Suffering
With K:dney Trouble.
Capt. J. W. Hogun, former postmas
ter of Indianola, now living at A us; in,
Texas, writes: "I
was afflicted for years
with pains across the
loins and in the hips
! and shoulder. I had
headache also and
i neuralgia. My irtrht
! eve.from pain, was of
little use to me for j
r years. The constant
flow of nrine kept
my system depleted, causing nervous !
chills and night sweats. After trying
seven different climates and using all ,
kinds of medicine I had the good for
tune to hear of Doan's Kidnev Pills.
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CATARRHiSSS.
AND SYSTEM DISORDERED'
Catarrh is not merely an inflammation of the tissues of the head and
throat, as the symptoms cf ringing noises in the ears, mucous dropping back
into the throat, continual hawking and spitting, etc., would seem to indi
cate ; it is a blood disease ia which the entire circulation and the greater
part of the system are involved. Catarrh is due to the presence of an excess
of uric acid in the blood. The Liver, Kidneys and Bowels frequently be
come torpid and dull in their action and instead of carrying off the refuse
and waste of the body, leave it ti sour and form uric acidin the system.
This is taken up by the blood and through its circulation distributed to all
I!rtV the svstera- These impurities ia the blood irritate and inflame
the different membranes and tissues of the body, and the contracting
of a cold will start the secretions and other disgusting and disagreeable
symptoms f Catarrh. As the blood goes to all part3 of the body the ca
tarrhal poison affects all part3 of the system. The head has a tight, full
feeling, nose continually stopped up, pains above the eyes, slight fever
comes and goes, the stomach is upset and the entire system disordered and
I had Catarrh for about fifteen a.ffect?d b7 tiis disease. It is a waste of
years, and no man could havo time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays,
hh&oftrWVS washes, inhalations, etc. Such, treatment
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THE SWNT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. GJk.
Her llook llry.
She held up the fat little red leather
book for her friend to see.
"No not a diary. I kept one once,
hut I burned It long ago. My father
gnve me this when I was 13, and show
ed me how to keep It.
'It Is nty list of books I have read.
I call It my book of books. Here li
the first entry: "Westward Ho,' by
Charles KliiRsley double-starred be
cause I have read It three times: a
star means rereading. Underlined, too,
because when 1 looked the list over at
the end of the year It was one of my
favorites. A little circle after the title
that's because It wa a work of fic
tion that set me hunting fact, In his
tory and biography.
"Not all the marks In my code were
marks of honor, though. Iook ,t the
cross after number nine; that means
trash. And there, after number eleven
the Frederlka Bremer novel the
black dash; that means simply that I
didn't like It Father enjoined me to
tie honest with my black marks. lie
said I should And them an antidote
to literary pretentiousness." St. Louis
Republic.
hoi Ktasra.
There la hardly a king In Christen
dom whose wife does not overtop him
by a head.
The English king is quite six Inches
shorter than Queen Alexandra.
The cxar, a little man. Is overtopped
a full head by the czarina.
Kaiser Wllhelm Is of the medium
height, but the German empress Is tall,
and that Is why-the proud kaiser will
never consent to be photographed be
side bis wife unless she sits while be
stands.
The king of Italy, short and squat
hardly comes up to the shoulders of the
tall, athletic Queen Helena.
The king of Portugal, though fatter.
Is less tall than his queen.
Even the Trince of Wales Is shorter
a good four inches than the princess.
And the young king of Spain Is sev
eral inches shorter than his queen.
Mlaa-Mderatooel.
He bad bought her a pot of real
Irish shamrock, grown cn the ould sod,
for it was St Patrick's day. and she,
too, had in her veins the blood of Erin.
"Oh," she cried, "how good of you!
How perfect they are! How fresh!
Why, I believe there is still a little dew
on them."
"Yes," he answered, flushing. "I know
there Is, but it will all be paid off to
morrow."
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HeM Plod It "O. K."
The Phlladelphlan was staying at a
hotel In a Georgia town. He rang for
an attendant, whom be asked If bath
tubs were provided.
Tessuh," answered tbe negro, "we'se
got some nice tubs," and he presently
returned bearing on bis shoulders a
coffin with silver-plated handles and lid
all complete.
"What do you mean by bringing me
that?" demanded tbe traveler.
."Dat's de bathtub, sua."
"The bathtub?"
"Yessuh. You see, suh, de lanlode
be used to be la de undertakln' bust
ness, an' he bad a lot o' coffins on ban';
an' when he sol' out an' took dts hotel
he brought all de coffins de new man
didn't want His son is in de tlnsmlf
business, sub, so he done bad de cof
fins lined wif tin, an' dey make nice
bathtubs. Jes you try an' you'll find
dis one all rlzht" Succes Magazine.
Aa Avenoo off Escape.
Rival committees were appealing for
funds.
"Let's see," said the capitalist mus
ingly. "If I give $3,000 to each com
mittee one donation would nullify the
other, and. so far as I can see, leave
both relatively where they started."
Musing a little more, be decided that
$10,000 would Just buy the sort of auto
mobile he bad In mind. Philadelphia
Ledger.
Hing more than temporarily relieve
ntly the blood must be
y purified and the system cleansed
S. S. S. for bis purpose. It attacks the
disease at its head, goes down to the very
bottom of the trouble and makes a complete
and lasting cure. 6. S. S. removes every
particle of the catarrhal, poison from the
blood, making this vital stream pure, fresh
and healthy. Then the inflamed mem
branes begin to heal, the head is loosened
and cleared, the hawk-in? and snittinrceaiu
IN THE NATIONAL
Mnnrt.w. J.nu.rv IA.
n-.l,i.,...m l-ii u Tahiti nnlv'aent from the house M per cent of the
a brief time to nass the legislative,
executive and Judicial appropriation
bill, carrying nearly $81,1X10,000, the
trrvinir noarlv S31.lkJ0.000. the
senate devoted the rest ol the day to
the Brownsville affray. President
Koosevclt's message, ammipnniiHl by
many additional affidavits and A clgitr
box of bullets and empty cartridge
shells, was received, read and ordered
printed. The speech-making on the
subject continued ll 5:30 o'clock.
Washington, Juu. H. The house
spent nut of Unlay considering legis
lation pertaining to the District of
Columbia and proposed a number of
bills, after which consideration of the
fortifications appropriation bill was re
sumed. The message of the president
regarding the Colorado river was also
read.
Saturday, Jan. 12.
Washington, Jan. 12. The senate
listened to a debate on the race ques
tion today in which Tillman wan the
principal participant and Patterson, of
Colorado, his opponent. They brought
into striking contrast the ideas of the
South and North. President Uoose
velt's action in the Brownsville matter
was the subject of discussion.
Tillman held that nothing was in
volved in it except the race question,
and that the administration was respon
sible for the growing acute condition of
the race question in the South. The
president, he maintained, had encour
aged the negro to a-ssert his equality,
and then had w rought vengeance on a
whole battalion for following that en
couragement. He condemned the pres
ident's action in some renpects.
Patterson defended the President's
right to disnuss the troops, but said
th re might he some ground to question
i's policy. He condemned in strong
terms what he regarded as the radical
position of Tillman, and predicted the
extinction of the Ikmiocratie party In
the North would follow a continuance
ol ich tactics.
Friday, Jan. II.
Washington, Jan. 11 The senate
today without division passed the Mc
Cumber service pension bill. The bill
was so amended as to make it applica
ble to the survivors of the Mexican as
well as the Civil war and to prohibit
the payment of fees to pension attor
neys. Considerable time was also given to
the Smoot case, several senators speak
ing in favor of the Utah man retaining
his seat.
Washington, Jan. 11. The house to
day adjourned till Monday after break
ing all records so far as pension legis
lation is concerned. Six hundred and
twenty-eight private pension bills were
passed in 1 hour and 35 minutes.
Thursday, January 10.
Washington, Jan. 10. By a vote of
70 to 1 the senate today passed a bill
providing that railway employes en
gaged in handling trains shall not work
m ira (Kan 1 A IN ,hgumii 1 1 i-a tirttiN wnlfk
period is to be followed by ten hours Foraker had intended to
off duty. The one negative vote was,"1""1 f,'r his (.gina
cast by Senator Pettus.
TKia ! It .- ouili wi of for an
tire day spent in considering the sub-;
ect. The parliamentary situation was
confused during the entire time, caused
by the 40 pending amendments and the
three siiltitutes for the original bill,
all of which had to be disposed of.
The bill making appropriations for
the legislative, executive and judicial
expenses of the government, was re
ported to the senate unlay. It carries
$30,855,834, a net increase of $225,450
over the amount as passed by the
house.
All propositions for raising the sal
aries of members of congress and mem
bers of the cabinet, including the pro
visions inserted by the house increasing
the pay of cabinet members, the vice
president and speaker of the house to
$12,000 a vear, were rejected. It is 1
expected an amendment will be offered
on the floor of the senate to restore
these items.
1
Washington, Jan. 10. Late this af-
ternoon, .Mr. tiaines, of Tennessee, and anniversary of the battle of New Or
Mr. Mahon, of Pennsylvania, were only leans.
prevented from meeting in a personal I
encounter by the intervention of mem-
person the floor of the house. Mr. I
Gaines was making a speech on his bill
to dock members pay for absence discussion on the diplomatic and con
front the house and was being twitU-d stilar appropriation bill and will report
hy Ixith sides of the chamber U his evl-
dent embarrassment. During his speech
Fence Order Bears Fruit.
Washington, Jan. 9. President
Roosevelt's order compelling removal
cf all fences from public land has al
ready borne fruit. Senator Burkett, of
Nebraska, has introduced a bill autho
rizing the leasing of all public grazing
land under the direction of the secre
tary of agriculture, holders of leases to
have the privilege of fencing land so
obtained. The bill places no restric
tion on the amount of land that may be
leased by any individual or Company,
but gives the preference right to home
steaders and settlers.
Headed for United States
Washington, Jan. 8. Reliable in
formation has been received here of a Hull, of the house committee on mill
prospective influx of over 2,000 Japan-; tary affairs, Uslay reported tho military
ese into the Lmted States from Mex-
ICO.
Some of these have arrived and
others are expected to arrive at Mazut-
lan. They were given free transporta
tion from Japan and were to be cm
ployed In the development of import
ant interests in Mexico. Those who
have arrived have become dissatisfied
with their conditions and surround
ings and already some have started for
tiie Mexican border.
All Hit at La Follette.
Washington, Jan. 9. Criticism was
made in the senate yesb-rday of the La
Follette bill limiting the hours of con
tinuous employment of railway train
Crews, and seteral letters from railway
employes in opposition to the measure
were put in the-record. The dicsussion
was participated in by Gallinger, who ,
nrst presented a published criticism
that he was endeavoring to weaken the
measure py amendment, inis be de-
nle-
HALLS OF CONGRESS
ha charm! Mr. Million with being ab-
i tin. Malum Immediately Jumped to
his feet, declaring the statement a lie.
1 he two senator siarioii lor eacii ouier,
but were pulled apart before any dam
aire was done.
The armv canteen was again today
under discussion In the house. While
the army appropriation bill was up
Kenresentatlve Morrell, ol IViinsy
vania, Intimated that he would like to
attach a paragraph doing away with the
antl-caiiUtin law, in line with a bill he
had Introduced in the first session of
the Ruth lYimrrcsa.
While the army appropriation bill
was under consideration In the house
today an amendment was dopted appro
priating $250,000 for the construct ton
and maintenance of military and post
roads and trails In Alaska, to he ex
ponded under the direction of the board
of road commiHHtotiers.
The army appropriation bill, with
sundry amendments, was passed by the
house, and the forti neat Ions appmpna
tion bill was taken up, four hours being
given to general debate.
Wednesday, Jan, 0
; Washington. Jan. 9. The senate to
day debated La Volletto'a bill limiting
working time of railroad employe.
A tentative understanding was reach
ed that a vote on the general service
pension bill will lie taken next Friday
The Brownsville matter was poettpon
ed because Tillman, who Is indisposed,
desired to address the senate on the
subject.
Washington, Jan. 9. By a vote of
27 to 50 the house in committee of the
whole Uxlay, having the army appro
priation bill under consideration, refus
ed to strike out an item of $1,000,000
for the purp.ee of paying the expenses
of regiments, battalions, squaitrons ami
batteries of the oivanizod militia to
participate in such brigade or division
encampment as mav be ewtublislK! tor
the field instruction of the troops of the
regular army.
Durinit the discussion of the army
appropriation bill Uxlay, Kepreseiita
tive Kahn, of California, declared the
absence of the canteen was responsible
for the unusual number of desertions
durinfg the past year.
Tuesday, January 8.
Washington, Jan. 8. Practically all
of today waa given over by the senate
leaders of both parties to an effort to
bring harmony between oppoeing views
concerning the proposed investigation
of the affray at Biowtisville, Tex.
Wliat amounts to an agreement be
tween Senators Foraker and Lodge has
been attained by Uieir friemls, but in
asmuch as it ss decided not to present
the compromise until all of the sena
tors desiring to do so had made speech
es on the subject of the dismissal of the
negro troops, it is not absolutely cer
tain that the peace plans will not be
npset.
The compromise Is not greatly differ
ent from the resolution presented by
Lodge and a similar resolution which
offer aa a sub
resolution. It
I provides for the investigation by the
I oadbIa (VAMitvi itti i.n nttlitjtr nffilira rt
tbe fraJr Kmwnsville, and to this
f" '"'" ""
wm'uittee be sent to Rrownsvil e, and
"If " l" " """"le"'""
f P81" 0,11 f
, nie ot'iiau. riHT. K rVBMtUlltlll V.tJHIU
ignore the Constitutional ami legal ques
tions that have been delated for several
days.
Washington, Jan. 8. The house
immediately after the approval of the
journal Uxlay began the Consideration
of the military appropriation bill.
Chairman Hull began delate by a com
prehensive statement of the Contents of
the army budget, which carries $2,600,
000 more than lust year.
Other speeches were made by filay-
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the Ln.txHl Mates; by en., of In-
o.ana, aga.nsi ie snip suiimy ui 1 ana
uy uainea, 01 lennesaee, wno spuae in
commemoration of the ninety-second
Increase Ministers Salaries
Washington, Jan. 10. The house
committee on foreign affairs completed
a measure carrying $3,138,47 for the
foreign service.
Let Them Go Away to Get Warm.
Washington, Jan. 9. In view of the
fact that many homestead settlers are
said to be freezing in North Dakota and
the rules of the department of the In
Uirior provide In many cases that resi
dence of the settlers shall be continuous,
Senator Hansbrough has prepared a
resolution permitting the settlers leave
of absence for three months to extend
over the winter period, which absence
shall not interfere with their entry
rights. All homesteaders affected by
thine conditions are to makcjiipplieation
by affidavit.
Abolish Lieutenant General.
Washington, Jan. 8. Chairman
appropriation bill. In round nuinis rs
the bill carries $73,000,000, which is a
reduction of about $(5,000,000 from the
estimates submitted by the War de
partment. The bill carries about $2,
000,000, more than tho appropriation
made at the last session of congress.
The bill provides that the office of lieu
tenant ueneral of the arrnv shall ceuse
to exist as soon aa it becomes va-
Cant.
Mone Money for Lighthouse Tender.
Washington, Jan. 8. The house to
day favorably rcHrUtxl tho bill increas
ing the cost of a light house tender fi r
the Thirteenth district to $200,000.
The sum of $140,000 was appropriated
for this vowel at the last session, lint
the amount proved Inadequate owing to
the increased cost of materials and the
department was unable to award the
contract. If the pending bill is passed
the ship will be built this summer.
jThe plans are now ready. 1
COLDEST IN YfcARS.
Icy Grip Holds Northwest Shortags
, of Fust increases.
Portland. Jan. 15.-With the mer
eurv ataadllv falling all day Bunday
and Monday and promising to continue
at a low point Uxlay, 1'ortiauu is sint
ering from the effects of the severest
Cold snap In many years. Between 6
a. m. and 5 p. in. Sunday th tempera
ture foil 7 degrees virtually without a
hfk. When the weather bureau
closed Sunday night at the latter hour
the thermometer registered 17 degree
alsjvo seio and yesterday hovered near
that mark all day. Willi t" "'
shortage more acute than ever More,
the cold wave could hardly have struck
Portland at a more unfortunate time.
wimt is trim of Portland applies t
nearly every city in the Pacitlo North
west, a the cold snap I general. At
Vancouver the Columbia river i frosen
over. The Willamette river is full of
running ice and may become blocked at
any time. Navigation on the Colum
bia is at a standstill.
Many of the lower river boat have
been taken off their runs ana irom pres
ent indications nothing will move for
several days. '
Inland Empire lev.
Spokane, Jan. 15. The whole Inland
Empire ia In lite grip of the most severe
cold weather known for a decade. At
Pullman the mercury d topped U 18 de
grees Mow sero; at Palouse, the mini
mum was 11 Mow sent; Sand Pid.it,
Idaho, reports 12 Mow! Moscow, Ida
ho, witnessed 10 degrees Mow; North
Yakima repoit 7 degrees Mow, and In
Hxkane the lowest mark recorded la 1
Mow. In Yakima valley equally cold
weather waa experienced seven years
ago, but elwwnere me present mm
snap Is the most severe in 10 yearn.
The unprecedented shortage of fuel
throughout the Spokane country adds
to the inconvenience of the situation.
Coal is scarce and selling at. abnormal
ly high prices. Ill some districts wood
is fairly plentiful, while in the Big
Bend and Central Washington section
all fuel is reduced almost to the van
ishing poinU General suffering Is cer
tain to ensue if the temperaluie doc
not rise speedily.
In various sections tbe railroad com
panies have not 1 (led the coal dealers
that coal cannot lw delivered for an In-
lelinlte period, and It is announced
that large consignment of coal from
Canadian mine to the Inland Kinpire
point have been diverted by the Cana-
lian Pai-ilic railroad to Allwrla ami
Northwest Territory pilots where the
weather is exceedingly evere and fuel
is demanded by suffering settlers.
Throughout the Palouse the fnt
ha damaged deciduous tree. In or
chard the crackle of bursting frull
tree is compared to the report of shot
guns.
Stock ha not yet suffered, but all
animal are lieing fed heavy rations
and a speedy rise in the price of forage
is predicted. One ft of snow covers
the ground and wheat crop will uol be
damaged by front.
Farmers Use Corn for Fuel.
Spokane, Jan. 15. lriven U ex-
Ironies by the scarcity and high rtt
of coal, farmers In the vicinity of
Waslitiicna are burning com on the
cob. One bushel of corn i equal to
two of cat in price, ami when used as
fuel It is little more expensive.
CONFER ON THE MESSAGE.
Mutual Water Companies of Imperial
Valley to Meet.
Imperial, Cat., Jan. 15. Chairman
II. N. Peck, of the joint committee of
the six mutual aater einonie of the
luiierial valley recently appointed
with a view to procuring mean for the
settlers purchasing the projicrty of the
California IVvelopment company, to
ilny sent a call to all director of the
six coiiipnnle to meet next Thursday
In conference on President lUssievell s
message.
It is probable that a water users' as
sociation will bo formed to tarry on
negotiation for the pun base or to fa
vor government control in line with the
president' reeomtiicmlnttoii, provid
ing the Keclamation service Is willing
U) make the concession from it usual
rules necessary Ui protect the right of
the water users of the linls-riiil valley.
Montana Swept by Blizzard.
Butte, Mont., Jan. IS. DisimtcheR
from throughout the slate tell of a bill
iard which appear to have generally
enveloped the state, rngiiig with great
severity in central portions of Mon
tuiiu. For the past .'ill hour Fergus
county has l-en In the throes of a bliz
zard, the thermometer dropping a low
as 2f Is-low. In Western Montana the
hlizzutd ha apparently subsided.
Knstern Montana section aps-ur thus
fur U) have fared better. On the Hat
Mow llutte 28 degrees Mow zero hits
la-en rcjsirted.
Cold Wava is General.
St. Paul, Jan. 15. A cold wave of
considerable intensity has develoti
in Kastern Montana and Wertern North
Dakota. At 8 o'chs'k last night rend
ings at station in the Canadian North
west showed temperature ranging from
14 Mow zero to 32 Mow. In the
United States tho coldest place wa
Havre, Montana, with a temperature
or Z'i below, other temperatures were
Helena, 14 Mow; Mile City, Mon
tana, 10 Mow; Bismark, N. 1)., 6 bo-
low; wiiiiston, .N, p., 18 Mow; Dev
il's L.ik, N. D., 10 Mow.
Montana Situation Serious.
Helena, Wont., Jan. IS. The worst
spell of winter weather experienced in
Montana for many year now prevails.
Unusually heavy snow in tho northern
part ol tho state mid extremely cold
weather is stopping the opciations of
train, endangering live of cattle and
sheep, and even menacing human life
in remote district. Old stockmen say
Hie outlook is more serious for their
herd than at any time since the mem.
orablo wintre of 1887-88.
Train Hits Open Switch.
Kl Pao, Tex., Jan. lo.Kririnlncr nt.
a hiKh rate of speed, Rock Island pas
senirer train No. 30, which left hero at
8:30 yesterday evening for Chicani,
dastieil into an open switch nt Hartley,
N. M., 1110 miles north of Kl Paso early
this morning. Five persons were killed
and eight injured.
A statesman. In argument had
turned the uls rather neatly on his
SZetit. .....tor Uelllv.r, tu con-
gratulatlon, said:
"V'ou remit". m ef Tori podg
doctor. Dr. X , TU . rm m -
one. had grav. uug .or "";"
supposed to be dying, who afterward
revered, and over this "' of J''
meiit the doctor was Joked for many
y flirt
"Once be attended. In consultation
with three confreres, another patient.
Tills patient finally died. After death,
m the physicians discussed the case to
gellier, one of lliem said!
"Since quick burlul Is necessary, we
might Inter th body temporarily. I
understand our brother here ha va
cant gntve ou hand.1
Hr. X smiled.
.... t.. .i.i illra I 1U th
only physician present whose graves
sre not sii niieo.' -mn' ' .-.
!.
nivsrs Csa thsr be such s thing
t "crrlui DiHMir
Brook War aotT KWjrwxir m...
thsr ! such a thing ss a bowling sue-
TIPPNSSS, 1TIT0MI9, LAMSNISS, CRAMP.
TWIST AND TWITOHtS, ALL DkOAMf WHIR)
1 W nrrbi
JACOBS
OIL
ma
OLD-MONK, -CURB
Oa Ike !.
rrlmnon HamUler Are you burning
gasoline In dat automobile, mister?
Sparks No, my friend; I'm trying
alcohol Jut for an experiment.
Crimson Itanmier i niougni o.
Would you Blind in bsngln' on behind
fer mil or so, jest rr at iuiu
I'uci.
How's TblsT
r. -Ana Uuutlrod Dollars KWir4 fee
i. hhoI I !" Mosu o euexl bf
''iTlnVsri a co . rr.r.T.it..a
ih. un.laalanl. KafO kau8 9. J.
ChaMr tot i lut U . u4 iwti blta
ntlscllf pooutaoia to u .. ...
iiudi util anancullj I1 tti oat at tf v
llfalloua ! blhlrar.
ul liiii- Wbulaul latflsu.Toll.0.
W auiisa. a issaa a MaStlS, HaiaasW 1U(.
gl.U, 1olaJo. O. ... j
lllli.arrCtU !itirtlli. a-V
Ins -UiaoHf ufun lbs Uluwt 1 uooua ids
ul-l by U Uru,l.u.
UU U; flit I
. bl too ajawm. rrt t.
iMtliouulals !,
artk UMk
Roal Moaoaolr.
Tb lea bandit wa bold.uf ti a rail
r Irala.
"It' betiw lhe kolai ernlaVat ef
ih road," k chorlltJ. "1 aWt kaf I
itivht nr of tk swaf witk Istutatial
pollili'la."
ItT th w of rebat. kvr. M re
tiiracd tb ebB eatckos to lbir wa-
ra.
Safe. Sura and Spdy.
No at tern l rsmrily r yet dvlx!
ha so fu'.lv and UliqilatlutililV Itirl llirao
thrr prim rondiuou a-sun vsafullv a
AltrtH ka I'U.la a. Thy r af Ik au
(liry mntsin no tlelrt lotia dmsi. l a"
tiinnil'ac urri tijsn s-iriiiiiio princtus oi
meilir lis. 1 lirv art sur bw auae muliltis
Siwa Into them eirrpl inxfTilirnu willed
r rtarlly ad p t to ih I'lirtKi-ea f.ir
whli li f a irria mpnrm. i . arc aiNwiv
in tlicir action Ucsum- llirir nt' rili inslitial
Hlrs s' nlit In their work of rrllrviiiK pain
ami rrntnrinK the natural and brallhy prr
tiirmaiirc of th fiiiii tiuiiauf ntuarlea, lierv. a
and ultln.
All- s ka PUstrrs ar the rlinal and
ifeniiiriv Miroiu planters and Ilk imt mr-iliirlim-
arllrles hava lrn ritritalvaly irat
liilnl, th rvfors alwnya limkt tun and get
the g liuln Allrix k'a.
Tk ! War.
"Aw, f'on, Mike," ld tbe llrltl.li
soldier, attempting to end tb argu
ment ; "you're a loltr."
"V flutter me," retorted Mike;
"sliure, a lobster' a wis animal, fur
green I the color fur him a long a
he Urea, an' he'll die hrfor tie puis
on a red coat." Th Catholic Standard
and Time
CASTOR I A
for Infantt and Children.
Ttie Kind You Havo Always Bought
Bear th
Signature
UrldBa l.oro.
"What I that poem shout the bridge
t midnight?" uknd Mrs. Kliahliigtoii.
"I don't know," answered Mr.
)nhr; "but the poet knew wlmt he
wns writing alsitit. Hrldge will keep
you up till midnight snd sftor If you
hnppeu to b loser." Wsshlngton
Htar.
ITS
Narva
l. VKus fianra an4 HI NarriMS Dl-i
1 1 W permananiif curart lir or. Klina'a Orrat
wrva tL-ainrar. Kami IHK K Mlrlai holO. a,...
Vsallaa, Ui.H. II. Kilo., IA, HI ArcliaL,r,kua,,fk
Too Earlr.
From tb rir slur, wludow at .1 a. ra.
Dropped aa rrly ChrUiion lioppar.
But fas lroi)Dd-slal right loto Iht
band
Of a watchful, meddlesome copper.
C'bUtxo Tribua.
TO CUf A COlO IN ONf OAV
Taka LAXATIV'K 1IHOMO tjt'l.MNg TM.la
"riinsUU reliiml mnney II II falls lo rur. K. W
OIIOVK'S ilsnaliire It on each bos. Vt.
A aaarr.
Tht ".avt la blind" on ran't dlapnts.
, f II' ofitn deaf and dumb t boot I)
Her If ho ilghtleis be, I pray,
flaw due he always "uud tk way"?
Th Header.
Mnihaea will K.l uu w . "Z . K . .
yru tho beat reinedr K umtut ihalfsUlWraa
Prantlao mt In
"Edith," exclaimed lies n,n,.r'
orry 1 brought you to the sliora 'at till
Here flv days and you're tmtnm,. i
two young men. It's disgraceful!"
"Tea," admitted tlis HIIMIIHHI avlxt
"It's pretty slow work, hut tl.. ...
lime, ma, give me tliiie."-I'ulldclplihi
IV'Stt
It Quiets
the Cough
This Is one reison why Ayer's
riierrv Pecforil ii in vain.
B bte In consumption. It stops
the wear snd tesr or useless
coughing. But It does more
It controls the Inflammation,
quiets the fever, sooihes, snd
hesls. Sold for 00 yes rs.
rtisrry rrtrl k rnlr
llf tifftrr l at. M lommttl m tttiw.h
a .! ill uf sntniuila, an I (..j
that t uwtuf hla lalia wuStli,l aarall.a
pilMmsa."-wikiuii U, Isuirr, Wa.a.
A
Ma ks . O. . o. . Uiwait, Maaa.
aim tMiiiMiam mi
11 arc riufutux'
lid O lUIIVIQOt.
Hasten fcory by hooping the
bowel reaular with Ayr'a Pill.
mica
B9ANO SO CENTS
HOW HO It. at'RTON -mm v t (tiwntai.
tet.Mt i.i.uii a.t.ai tu
SUv.i, I. atl.l l4. elltat, 1 V j O.J.L
4utet'.t. i ,at 1'. XUllluS aiwr aa4
full ( IIM l I'l-Ueoll. I untant a-4 V m
mrm .Mt aMtKOatL ltataa)l !! S a.
kl aa. i
fRUir TRtES, VINtS, PLANTS
BtRKSMIRt! SWINF, ftttar.a)
SHORTHORN CAT11F, 'Ret ...)
BARRCO AND WIII1C ROCKS
PAUnC NURSrRY CO.
CXoloso tf. TsoeoM, Orafoo
RUB3ErSTiiJ
Wo 4t nni (aa nntara stt1 sattitlo mtr Kiibtiof
iamia, .ir. We manulactui out
OVftiA aOOtta. lur slf'e-ni im 11.0 Saoal
Sti4 l.l Imuaf ran Sujr. 111 ttalay tot otu
"MubbW SUtWB I MliUO."
TMS lrTWlN HODBON CO,
rotUaiMt, Oregoa
ALBERTA
Tli a land nt Iha f.Mi train Itrra I. snap
tf Inva.lfira a a-eia. Iifl, mllaa Item
Iha ! mi l Macle.t-I IIJ a. i la
two yeata Irnm unit lltla latl ttUltmaofta
Mi raci. An If in a tu.i. lu
ft. f. lltU, KetWoi, !
Kolatanca; I htnn tunk ol ( ana-la.
CROPS NEVER FAIL
In ltr Mfiait llf, Msitta,
,al )! Mft af V-llr f t MrMebr W SkB
I iwl sMkVkl- mp 4, .rtlia U-4
m it tf mi i iit m 4 I
iJtr Im tb wi4. yifiM lsitsi. rtv m rii
Iit.v.wi rrnnf .tuti Mir K m !. t
itirHtlr4 ' MurMt M. M
MM it lu.ia tMafk n tv iNtnl mt
wh -. A htnn -M t iaus, rnw4
brar fit ! .rl r'i-,
t . HMiifc Mr A I. Hf ATtC c 4trAT
hi, AstittMr 4 AvtilMSs, Mat o.
I ILY DENTAL CO.
t-d ima tliil off r"Mlar .tlra tr .linri lima.
Or II. A. Slnnlioaiil, l.illlirlf n( Iha llalla.
ami I'r. II lltillor l..riiifil i,l A rllintum,
aratrllli ua. Ilioj Kill Iw la. tu meal lliilf
nhl (riaiela.
IMr an Cswh Siraala. Psflland. Oretoa.
muleTeam
BORAX
In the Laundry Will Stcrtuxe th Cle
In, Act aa an Anllaepue and Prvt..
Odot from PrpUaUon. ,
All rtealera, Hamiil llnras, flonklet nd
Siilliehlr I'lelur In lOenlnra. Urmia ami onl
lealer a name. AiMrraa I'Al II'IC COAST 110
11 A X I'll., iiaklaml, ral.
MAKE EVERY DAY
n COUNT-
nomoJterhpw
' bad the wcatfiet
You connoi
afford to be
without &
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WATERPROOfl
mi F.n sun
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