Pure la certain if yon take, flood's Samparilla. This great medicine cum those eruptions, pimples and boils that appear at all seasons; cures scrofula sores, salt rheum or eczema; adapts itself equally well to, and also cures, dys pepsia and all stomach troubles; cures rheu matism and catarrh; cures nervous troubles, fohilitv and that tired feeling. . . . . . 1 This is provea Dy u.w KZor t w monials, 40,303 by actual count In the ere. Hood a swkpuui tit last two years- record unprecedented EtttET in the history of medicine. B,rih. un.wmiu . , ,, . u4 maad health. Tbooaaad. rf Be sure to get Hood s fearsaparllla. Mhm Mll c Bn.r ai ear liquld cr tablets, 100 Doses On Dollar, Hellel 'X voting Udr. declriof to common! eat with a certain society bean, wss told to call blm up by telephone at hi club at a certain boar. Sb ran- np the exchange, care tlx number and waited. Presently a vlc said: -Hello r "Hello," lot called. "Is Mr. a tberer -Mr. whor "Mr. S." "Mr. 8.T No." "Are you sureT "Tea, tan. Wo hart no record of any one of that nam being here." -Please look and aao It he lant somewhere about." There's no use looking, ata'aaa. We bare 'em all down ta the book." -Well. It la atranse. I waa told that be would be there at thla boar." -Say, look here, what Bomber do yon want?" -Why. 2X -Ob. that's the City Club. Thla to the Morgue." Upplncott'a ., Aa emiDent acieatiat baa eatlatated that the average man's eyelid open aad ahat 4.000.000 timet ariag th year. It cocta a motorcyclist f 12-50 a year for licensee te drive in St. Louis and Immediate vicinity ia 8L Louis county. CATAMiH Catarrh is usually regarded as nothing more serious than a bad cold or Slight inflammation of the inner skin and tissues of the head and throat, when it is, in fact, not only a vexations and troublesome disease, but a com plicated and dangerous one. It is true that Catarrh usually begins with a cold ia the head, but when the poisons, which are thrown off through the secretions, find their way into the blood, it becomes a constitutional trouble that affects all parts of the body. It has more annoying and disgnstin g symp toms than any other There is a sickening and offensive discharge from the nostrils, a constant buzzing noise in the ears, headaches and pains ia the eyes are frequent, while filthy, tenacious matter drops back into the throat requiring continual hawking and spitting, and in certain stages of the disease the breath has aa odor that is very offensive. Catarrh is worse ia Winter, because the cold weather closes the pores and glands, and the pois ons and unhealthy vapors which should pass off that way are throws back on the tender linings and tissues, causing the inflammation which starts the unhealthy secretions to he ab sorbed by the blood. When the blood becomes diseased with this catarrhal matter all kinds of complications may be looked for. As the blood circu lates through the body the foul mat ter finds its way into the stomach, mining the digestion and producing chronic Dyspepsia, or Catarrh of the stomach. It also affects the Kidneys, Bladder and other members of the body, while the general health is weak ened, appetite lost and the patient feels despondent and hall sick all the time. But worst of all, if the trouble is not checked the lungs become diseased from the constant passage of poisoned blood through them, and Catarrh terminates in Consumption, the most fatal of all diseases. Yon cannot get rid of Ca tarrh by treating it with sprays, washes, inhalations, etc., because they only reach the membranes and tissues, while the real cause of the trouble is in the blood. These relieve the annoying symptoms for a time, but the poison is all the while getting a stronger hold on the system and when they are left off will manifest itself in worse form than before. S. S. S. is the greatest of all blood purifiers, and when it has cleansed the blood, this pure, rich stream circulates through the body, carrying healthful properties to the diseased parts. Then the inflamed membranes and tissues begin to heal, the dis- . . . , i . : I DIIDCI V VCCCTIRI V the blood and removes all effete matter rUtiC.LT CuC I ftDLLi and catarrhal poison and cures the dis ease permanently, and at the same time builds np the entire system by its fine tonic effect. S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy non-injurious to the sys tem and a certain, reliable cure for Catarrh. Catarrh sufferers will find onr free consulting department helpful in advising local treatment to be used With S. & & THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., A TLAHTA, G4 How to Fool a Lazy Liver with Artificial Exercise . VERY serious Sickness has a small beginning. And, in nine cases out of ten mat small beginning ia mad in the Boa-els. Indigestion is ths beginning of most It paves the way for all others. Lack of exercise, hasty eating, improper feed, are Its first causes. Laziness, and postponement, permits it t grow Into Chronic Constipation, which means life-long Discomfort. It Isn't necessary to b slck-s-bed,you know. In order to b mighty uncom fortable. Even slight Indigestion affects the nerves, dulls the mind, and obscure the marry sunshine of Ufa. And, Indigestion one started, grows fast, corrode temperament, and discounts happiness, good cheer, capacity. It does that long before it puts you on lb Sick list. Every thinking Doctor knows why. Professor Rand knew it . That's why he framed up for students hi famous formula for Happiness, viz.: "Trust In Cod, and keep your Bowels The Bowels need adjustment from lima I Urn, Just Ilka a clock, or a watch. '' No "Good Urns" Is humanly possibl without thla. And, the Hma to adjust tha watch Is sot whan It ha run down, nor whan th mala spring Is broken, but at th very minute adj ustment Is discovered necessary. . Th time to adjust th Bowels Is not manly when your Head Aches, when your Liver la Sick, your Stomach in Revolt, and Nature's Food Process retarded for 24 hour or longer. Th proper am to adjust them I th Try mlnut you suspect they need adjust- i " SSoodl f AwtcM Wa W.UaT. TWiaMaBOf Lewiatoe. erf scrofula. elt wnv Llaeola' First Eleetlea. Lincoln' election to the leglalaturi of Illinois in August, 1834, marka tht end of the pioneer period of hi Ufa He was done now with the wild care lessness of the wood a, with the rough jollity of Clarjr'e Grove, with odd Jobb for hi daily bread with all the de- talla of froutier poverty. He contlo ned for yeara to be a very poor man, harassed by debt be waa constantly laboring to pay, and sometimes abso lutely without money; but from thla time on be met and worked with men of wider knowledge and better trained mlnda than those he had known In Gentry villa and New Salem; while the simple social life of Yandalla. wbere he went to attend the session of the legislature, waa more elegaal than anything ho had yet seen. St Nicholas. Retrlaetle. "I have come, maris m, to take year gaa meter out" -I am glad to hear It for ifs done nothing since It's been here bat take us in." Baltimore American. afexlee'e Batkheaeee. Every town ia Mexico kaa a public batk boas. And still the Mexieaa an sot the cleanest people la the world. ANNOYING- DANGEROUS ImmI -re a ,A aav alaail and I had in addition a dreadfal eaee of Catarrh, My awee waa steps np, a had headaches, r:na-:na Balsas 1 say ars and (alt unfit (or wark. I eon snencad the use of S. 8. S. oa the recom mendation of a friend, and li t short tima it eared ma sound and wall. It pat my blood In reed condition and I have saver had the lie-bteot return of ta Catarrh sine tut time, G0. D. CAKJt, Ko. SOS Zdcar St. Svaaaviu, la. cnarges cease, ice generaj wdiuuob w the system is strengthened, every one , of the annoying and disgusting symp toms pass a'wav, and the patient is left in perfect health. S. S. S. is the best remedy for Catarrh, It goes right into If your tongue is slightly coated. If your breath is under suspicion, If your Head feels a trifle heavy or dull, If digestion seems even a little alow, If Heartburn, Belching, Collo or Restlessness begin to show themselves, That's th time to eat a Cascaret. Don't Imagine the Cascaret Is Ineffec tive because it Is pleasant to eat as Candy. It acts as pleasantly as It tastes. It la as congenial to your Bowels aa It Is to your Palate. It Is not a "Bile-driver" which floods out your stomach today with fluid Juices needed for tomorrow. But, It acta like Eiercbe, Instead. It stimulates ths muscular lining of th Bowels and Intestines, that they mechan Ically digest food and drtv out th wast. Tha time to use a Cascaret Is when yon first suspect you need one. The only way to have them ready to us precisely when you need them Is to carry them constantly In your pocket, as you do a Watch or a Lead pencil. The ten cent box of Cascarets la mad thin, flat, round-edged, and small, for this precise purpose. Bo very careful to get ths genuine, mad only by th Sterling Remedy Com pany and never sold In bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC" tr ritcc to otjk ritiorosi w want ta Md ta ear Mmli a a.,.Hf.l Frttcs-feslraed. GOLD-PLATED BONBON So haraBameiea ia celsre, it It a hratrr few tot iresung tabic. Te oats ia slant Is sake at a eaters at food faith aa t cm t out ( Uacartta, Wit wMca ttlsoaintv trinket is iesoai. Tit ainu w-air, mcoueBUC mis satST, auwrtte I eietuaf luouot urn m nr. tau at Sw lark, IN THE NATIONAL Monday, March 12. Washington, March 1 J There was a sharp division of opinion In th sen a tn.4av Avar thanneatinn whether th Tillman-Gillespie resolution Instruct ing tb Interstate uommrc commie- inn s Innnira into tha railroad hold ings of coal and oil land Justified tb president s meaeag reyaratng ii. tin man mmnlslnal that tha nreaident had charged congiea with insincerity, pre tense and ignorance. Lodge and gpooner took th position that th chatg of ignorance was warranted. Tb debate was interrupted at 1 o'clock, when Culberson waa recognised to speak on the railroad rat dm. ne read a auction of hia bill to create emer gency powers for the Interstate Com merce commission, wnicn n win oner aa a aubetitut lor the pending mete or. Foraker took lata with Culberson rhan ha riarlaratl (ontMt itself bad nmiitrnail tha commerce clans of th constitution a giving it power to tlx rates, by granting s federal coerter to tk- TTnin Pacini- railm-av. In that act it reserved thi power, and it acted un der th commerce clans in that legis lation. This Foraker contended inouia not b so held. CTaahinirtnn Marh 1 1. Carrvinc oot tha nammmandation of th commiation that investigated th wreck of tb a- lencia, Senator Pile and Representa tive Humphrey today ititroaacea a out authorising the construction of sn ocean-going tog tor use on th North Pacific coast from the entrance of Paget ruinit anathwarrf alone th COaSt of Oregon. This tug is to b designed primarily for as in times ot emergen-r-h aa ahinwrark. and intended to be otherwise useful in caring for lit and property along tb north coast. No peciflc appropriation ia mad by v- kill tha aiva nf tha annroDriation to be determined by a committee, bat it is ttipalaied that th veeeel (ball te hnilt nn.lr tha dirartion of the eec ro tary of the treasury, and shall b con trolled by th revenue caller service. Uer crew shall include skilled men de tailed from the life-aavina service, fianatir Pila also intiodoced a bill authorising tb establishment of three lifa-aavina station on th Waahiniton coast between Gra)s Harbor and Cape Flatery. Friday, March 0. Waahinftsn Varrh A. A raarlution and a bill designed to care th delect President Boosevelt pointed oat in the Tillman-Gillespie resolution tor th in aatimtinn hv tha Interstate Commerce commission of railroad discrimination and monopolies were introduced today in th bona, ibe resolution waa m tnvlnnarl hv RanrasenUtiv Townsend. .1 ii.hjran and the bill bv ReDreeent- ative Gillespie, ot Texas. Townsend's resolution provides an appropriation 01 t4n MM! tn ram on th investigation. and' the Gillespie bill make an appro priation ot siUU,uuu tor me same pur- Waahinotnn. March 9. TodsV St 5:45 p. m. the senate passed a bill for tb admission ol a new ttai to o called Oklahoma and to be composed of th Territory of Oklahoma and Indian Territory. It wa the boos joint statehood bill with ail tb provision relating to Aritona and New Mexico stricken ont. The motion to strike oat was made by Burrows, and it waa car ried by the cloe vote ot 37 to 35, after having been loit by tb still closer vote jf 35 to 38. Tmmavtietal after the ditDoeal of tb statehood bill the honse railroad rata bill was made tb unfinished busi a hnt a the senate adlooned over Saturday and Sunday, the actual for- mal consideration ot ths measure wit) not begin until Monday. Thursday, March 8. Wahinston. March 8. Today af- fordid tb last opportunity for general debate on tb statehood bill, and the teseion waa devoted to that order of bnsinee. Starting with a ipeecb by McCnmber, which began a tew minute alter 11 o'clock, ther wa no cessation n tb sneaking nntil adjournment. Th whole time wa occupied by three senators, Beveridge, McCnmber and Patterson, the former supporting and th latter two opposing it. Bevendge contended, that, wbil Aritona and New Mexico were unprepared lor sep arate statehood, it waa onjoit to keep them ont ot tb Union as on state. Ha took the around aaainst the Foraker amendment, wbich allow each terri Water Rights for Irrigated Towns. Wahinton, March 7. Tb honse committee on irrigation today favorably reported the senate bill authorising the withdrawal of 160-acr tract under government irrigation projects for townsite purposes and antnorising tne granting of such water rights to such town, which shall be paid lor Dy tne town, tb money to so into the re clamation fond; also authorizing tb secretary of th Interior to lease water power under all government projects wbere water can be so utilised without interfering with irrigation. Hermann as a Plagiarist. W.l,lnirtnn. March 7. Representa tive Hermann, probably in a fit of ab sentmlndedneas, today introdacd sn. other Joint resolution proposing sn amenmdent to the constitution provid- ini for the election of United States aanatnra hv direct vote ol tb people. This is tba second time this session be baa introduced this resolution, and m each Inataac b offered resolution that bsd previously been introduced by ath numlan. rnnnlns hi Dn through tb nam of th original au thor and writing his own. Justic to Saized Scalar. W.hintnn. March 78. Tb senate today pamed senator Fallon's bill per- mitting owners ot American sealing veaael seised In Behring sea by Amer ican revenna enttera to brine suit to re cover on losaes sustained. ' This bill, if passed by th boas, will pat Amen- ran eaalara on tba earn Deal aa for eigners who suffered from like seiiares or American sailor whose ship era seised bv ths Russian govern- maul V " HALLS OF CONGRESS lory to rota separately on tb question of Jointure, mm. aniMr oppoaeu th Joining ot Oklahoma and Indian Territory, and Patterson held tost an tons and New Mexico should b ad niitted a bp Da rat state. Tb senate will begin voting on th amendment to tb bill St 4 p. m. to- morrow, and tb final vote will be taken belore adjournment (or th day. tUvaridara will have th hour between 11 and IS o'clock in which to conclude hi ipeech. Washington, March 8. Th boo today pawed tb Indian appropriation bill and then proceeded to tang! Iteell np over th bill to aboliah th grad of lieutenant general in th army. Th result was an adjournment tor lack ot a auomm after member had been locked in th hall tor bait an hoar and tb ergeant-at-armt had been scurrying to the various hotel tn search ot mem ber. Th vote to consider th bill showed an overwhelming sentiment in its favor, and, a it is th pending bnti nee under call of commute, it will probably be reached and passed in due coarse. Wednesday, March I. Waehington, March 7. President Rooaevslt todav sent s tpear to con great announcing bis signature to tb ioint resolution recently passed in trnrtine the Interstate Commerce commiesion to mk examination into the aubiect ot railroad disciiminationt and monoooliea in coal and oil. U ear frankly that he ha signed it with hesitation, because it may achieve lil tl or nothing. Waahingtnn, Match 7. With (is set speeches and permission to print two otbr in ths Kecord, none ol wbicn were on tb same subject, tb bouw today closed general debate on th In dian appropriation bill, and tomorrow will tak that measure np for amend ment. Before th boose took np th Indian bill, Capron (Rep., R. I.) secured tb passage of a joint resolution permitting th sal of government coal at Fort Davis, Alaska, to th cititen of Norn. Tb tituation in Alarka prompting th legislation was indicated by Secretary Talt recently that ther i aa sbsolut coal famine in Nome. The cold Heath er closed navigation before tb coal hip arrived, and th government's supply at Fort Davis i the only avail able supply. Washington, March 7. Tb isine involved in tb controversy over tb pending railroad rate bill were squarely presented to the senate today in the speech of Clapp, on ol th Republi can luppoiting th measure without amendment, and by resultant remark from Bailey and Tillman, wbo are sup posed to represent tba view ot the Democrat. Aldricb, Foraker, Crane and other Republicans, who are seeking to amend th bill so aa to provid for Judicial review ot order of the Interstate Com merce commiation, took the position that tb discussion of the situation demonstrated that the friend of tb measure are divided and that the bill bould not be accepted in its present form. Tuesday, March 6. Washington, March 6. Tb bouse began it session today by passing with out discussion or opposition a bill for tb rlief of tobacco growers by permit ting tbem to tell leaf totacco without paying the tax of 6 cent a pound here tofore charged. The teat of th day was devoted to tariff diecutiion, the In dian appropriation bill being th ve hicle to carry the debate. Washington, March A. The qnettion of the enlargement of tbe medical de partment of the army occupied the ma jor portion of the time ot the senate today. The question arose in connec tion with tbe consideration of a bill for tbe displacement of contract sargon by phyiician wbo (ball be given the rank of army officers in the reorganization ol tbe medical corpa. Hale criticited the bill aa an entering wedge for an In crease of the army, and as a part of a general plan of the general etalr, wbich he charged with a porpoee to increase the army' importance, In bi remarks th senaotr laid tba general staff was disposed to encourage an invasion of Cbina. Carter and tiallinger spoke ir somewhat tb same vein of objection. bile th bill waa defended by Warren. Blackburn and other senator. Tbe bill waa not disposed ot. Report on Employers' Liability Bill. Washingtcn, March 12. Tba boat committee on Judiciary decided today to make s favorable report on th Bate Employers' Liability bill, in amended form. Representative Sterling, of Illi nois, will draw th report. Under the bill s railroad is mad liable to sn em ploye, hia wife, children or dependent relatives, "for all damage which may result from tbe negligence of any of it officer, agents or employe or by reas on of any defect or insufficiency due to its negligence in its cars, engines, ap pliances, track, roadbed or work." Railroad Bill Now Up. Washington, March 12. The rail road rat fibt is now on in earnest on th floor of tb senate. There is no other important legislation now pend ing that can reasonably be Interposed to commend prior consideration. Tbe statehood bill, tb Philippine bill, tb Panama bill sod ths Santo Domingo treaty are all oot of tba way for the time being, at leiaat, and there ii noth ing to prevent eontinuoo consideration of tb rate bill, at least until th Hmoot ease i reported from tb committee on privilege and election. . Allot Colvill Rarv. Washington, March 12 Thers 1 vary reason to believe that congress will pass tbe bill now pending before both booses authorizing tb opening to attlemnt ot tbe unallotted lands of tb south bait ol the Colvill Indian reser vation. A bill for tbia purpose wa pressed in the last congress, bat was handicapped by a provision that ths Colvilie ihonld be paid $1,530,000 for land which tkey bad previously relin quished In tbe north half. Saaa Familiar. I ("If the apiitliiH'iit contained In otir pnpulur tone wore more loftily and poetically rxprewed. tlipy would h nothing of their effect." Tak this home and try It on your ln no.) Toll: wearlni toll. I the unbppy lot tf all our humble family ear one Tb koary beaded man who calls ais sou. My honored ir, b only labor not. From dawn to duak, ia hi accustomed pot. Wbere glowa th log tbe ruddy hsarih upon, , , Rests b. la llnc vr, aioTtd ot none. And burn tobacco noitomsly, God wot! Nitheles tb ether Idle not at ill. For o'er a steaming ealdron, lei there bend Tb form of aiotbar, moiling all th day; And sitter, too -sweet Aon, as fair tod tall ! T th sams taak her young aatlataac lead. While only pater while hi tlm sway ! Ctevtland Leader. a Ot ABANTKftD I't'Kt SON Nuia Itrklnt. HI imI. H okIIB. rrMrodm tilta time- tta an amtiort! iv raran aaoaas tr reto tMtiM aiaunniiiuumi aw. Am laSeSalie Teres. "Wilt d you uaderttaad by 'se el 1 7 climber'?" "It used to mesa a person wk tried t break lot society." "I'sed to meaaT" "Ye. Now It may mean s Borch climbtr In starch of sorltty sews." n.M mare Catarrh In this sestloa ef tk .ih., .;Uih.r dlaMaaa Dul Urtfatrt aad anlll lee laal lee years was supposed tub lueurabls. Kut iirMlaur'M'i Jotlurt trw- nuance ll eiocai uiata, aun raeIIH, tad by euusiaatlr Unlet ru.' Hi, laral IraaUaant. DronuUDCed IllnCUtStU. Scleor basprvvaa catarrh le be a euniiilu uvneldiaiaas. and therefore require ouiittliu U.mal treatment. Hall's l slurb. Cur., manu factured by t. I. Cheuey Ale .Toledo, Ohio, Is the only eontUiutionel cur on the market. It Is laten Internally In d.-an truer IvdruHloa .isjooful. It eris directly oa th blo"d ana buo surfaces ol lb rsla. They offer eu kunitred dollars lor ear raae It tall le aura. aead lorelreulartand testimonial. Address. f . J 1 Ilk.NtV A tO.,Ioled,0 Sold by Pruts-tuts. J-V. 11.1l1. k . uiii. ,m tha haat. Wet Llkelr te keewae. Henry Vlgnaud. eecretary f th American kvmbaasy at Pari, enjoye telling of an American wbo waa being abowa tb tomb of Napoleon. Aa tbei loquacious guide referred to tbe va-1 rioua points ef Interest In connection with tbe tomb, the American evinced tb greatest Interest In all that wa said. "This Imntut ircoibgu, de claimed tbe guide, "weighs forty ton. Inside of that, sir, Is a ateel receptacle weighing twelve tons, and Inside of that la a leaden casket, hermetically sealed, weighing over two tons Inside of that rest a mahogany colli a con taining th remain of tb greet mil" For a moment tbe American wa el lent, aa If In deep meditation. Tbeu be aald : "It seem to me that you've got bltn all right If he ever geta out, cable me at my Tnene." Surreaa Magailna riTrJ "enaaiieaur Caraa. K St or atrreosBeai katorr od fr fre t irtalbaHtaans trvailaa, I. K. H. Kilo. U4.H1 anaL. fklladalabla, fa A arlak Trade la Sevesea. The wife of a Philadelphia clergy man recently sold a boi of waste pa per to a ragman, aays Success Msgs sine, la the box were a lot of manu- acrlpt (ermon of ber butbtnd'a A mouth or ao thereafter, tb rsgtnsa again came around, and asked If tbe lady bad any more sermons to sell. 'I bars some wsste paper." said aba "but why ahould you particularly want sermons 7" Well, mum, yon see I did so well with tbem thst I got here a month ago. I got sick op In Altoona. and a preach er there boarded me aod my bone for s couple of week for that box ef ser mon, because I hadn't any money. Since then he'a got a great reputatlou In those parts aa a preacher. I'll fir tea cent a pound for all you have." CASTOR I A lor Infants and Children. Thi Kind You Hare Always Bought Bears tha Slgnatar MeeSlesa Reeaeef. "I bar come, sir." aald tha Tonne man, he entered tbe librsrr "ta ak you to glv m your daughter' nana. Why." rejoined the nrariied ne. ent, "elm I cam through tb hall about aa hour age It was ta your po- lettioa. ' Prove It By the Oven Fire Put the .vu '" "i You'll be Ucious, ew Uttawart TAQUES CaUcaoo Se a mfal ter astorrnseaki, 18 YEARS HERE t ad trtof it.BUI.work ait ths llm.-ttist is f!,,'?"1 " "' laoure. labllsuaisill ar stptn d.nli.la wlia .,. eniupalaiilM ptrlarm Die nival Iniuorlsal d.alal optrtlliuts. Ms mailer lbs uaturs ef in wort, thsrt Is s aiaa bars lo do iu WISE BROS., DENTISTS KB. H. A. STURDHVAKT, Rpanlallsl sa Cullorsa's Teeth aa Kaiulatla. fallta SI., Thlr an Wsahlnr'es Sia . le t a, ss. Beiieaslma Hais Ba Wwk Sett s WUr tei aailUr raratsta a The Taking Cold Habit The old cold goes new one quickly comes. It's the story of weak throat, weak lungs, tendency to consumpilon. Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral breaks up the taking-cold habit. It strengthens, soothes heals. Ask your doctorabout It. . . . ..li .-A ... Ml (. 3TJ .i.rwl eat lur ,.- Ma. J. v. avvt. Tvlei a; 1,1.0 10. 1-eaU, Ala e,aaaerer ml 9 SAiMruiUA, Keep tr bowels regular with Avar's rule, just on pill each A Mvlr Caleb,, airs. 8. And so you are leaving na Bridget! And what are yon going t dor Bridget I'leas. mum, I'm going to get nitrrled. - aire. lsr sl Isn't that rather tuddenf Wbo Is th happy man? Bridget Io you remember, mum, m atkln' you about four week g to go to the funeral of a friend? Well, I do be gotu' to marry the corpse husband. Sure, be told me tbes I wus the llf ' th party." Harper' Weekly. TSiCS rwH. St. Jacobs Oil for mtny. many year ha curad nd continue 10 cur RHEUMATISM NaVKALGIA LUMBAGO BACKACIIK SCIATICA SPHAINS BRUISES SORENESS STIFFNESS FROST-BITES Price, 23c. ad 60c Tk taereese lean. Ascum I think It s p!od!d op portunity for you. What are you go ing to do about It? llenpeck-I bavu't th slightest Idea. Ascum But aurely you caa glv ta opinion. llenpeck O, gracloua! No, my wlf lwy bands dowa tb opinion rblldlpbla rres. to rraa a rota ix om dat T.k.LAtA riVr KlinMUU.IInl.. T.t.lMA Dr S'-.ts rruad aum.jr tr fal a l mra, a W. uItoV'esiab!aratea k bus. aw. A Marsala. "I admit," aald tbe merchant, wbo had advertised for an assistant, "that your experience In b unit) eat might mk you a valuabl nun. Hut tb salary yon k 1 a good deal of money lust for your experience." "Well," replied tb man who had seen belter dya "I tseur ysu I'm of fering my experience to yon for lees than It cost me."-riillsdelphla Treea Mothers will nd Mr. Wlnslow's Soethtaf nrmp in. , i.nni ions tor tbl, ekUdrea durisf th iethlii( rtu.u Seeret Oal. "flow do you manage to dltlngulb between rheumatism and gout, doc tor T queried the medical atudent "Ily consulting tbe book," replied the eminent ptiyalclm. "By consulting th books!" echoed th embryo M. I). "Yea" anwrd th emlntnt phy. clan. 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Viaraa a'Da Si ICT V A-ltnd I r pet, aaata raliUaii tleUal oaaa, i. i. SoUrS, 1st fraulairaM. jTh I I ril l A I, k Ml r"T alia aa ahaa.ia sorlmaol aanl an ayurotal w oouaro, Clara la CHKAM HKrANATtllta-W saaraata la U."a hMraiar lo as Hi. oal. M rlts lot Has ealalaa. Maaslaoo l o.. lllh ai4 Uah. attN'BCIOTIItNO-llofruia A ra4lta, sale an.ais A ura Itauiamia a l o.'a eorravt .uia kvaryihtii la maa'a turuUhtnsa atart ten aa ttillh atraala. tsooi uuatoWie. rMKIlTANV IN I'M Kll" W .M(WlfcTcTi7lmr J alios atL IM ireot riM etaia, wnialoa. MH,ai.i an aia ft., u. a. tevh a tav. iL' AUIar Mraal, l uiila... Oe r"i'LTliFill'-l7 ! raur hans I la, aorMva wrila m for fra. tart It ultra ImoI rd. lll.MA lul l. I IU hh!)a Auau Mill ia. i'on. aaU, lr-aa. TAIUllli .i ajiii,itia Uaniaa kiiiia x. roniua Ore. laiaM atrledothM nto.1 la anaaaura vka.a. Our aaii Hiaaaurvatanl ayaiam laaora avr.a&i 4, H rll fur Ira saHtataa aa aruaa. - A NO ON'lAJIa-IH.It MuatMaiH riri enaal. orsaita aa4 t-iatMB mm aaa aajrmaata W rlla Sir liar. 14 aa !" tm mt ttaw AUaaa UUuart llaaiakar la.. Ouriiat,. Oraoa. Orason HrbaMpe-iru Sir all Ki4nar aa ntaisa. irttoblaa. roraa HA( HAl'IIK. rriio. nmi Slav aanl ha a.atl for M. la aiaasua aaa try,, tan, IhuJ M. limn MalrOootlaaatiraaa, rampattaafa, Maa'a 'I utti'a ai lea I Saal oalliy) ataaa tewaa, an Sr Iraa pttvm I'al i N.ail anUl, a afarlali. rari Male Mora, taa Waahiaa-iee ai. Vat isa Bl Kill. IIIIWAIItl r .-AaaarM ami I Hart, tot, lau.llla, l'tl,trra Hfwt luiao a.t,Ma, lataA ailaar. l-aj. l I...UI. -v , 11- rt. m : f.tmmm, I oifMr, fjl lanltla laala. Mallli- ft,, a roil orli tlat arltl um M'llt-all'MI. 1 o'",ol a(M fa, aaa.'ts aJh-lla ll.laiaaiai t aruuaaia h W.H DrIMIa. Haakay Darfba taifcuai tmrnT k-rle taa leat. IHaV ae. kt taaat, hev f rasa. Write I s m OIBAlUBrtSTCn. lJ Morrlaoa SL ri.rtlarti Orsjo 5 PER CENT GOID BONDS Whv srrarH a litaer rai nl tnlaaat te I avlnsa banas aln wa twa and oSat r au jri'i ol tha Ionian ta.u vl (h Maaat lltKid llarlrlf , tl'ortlai4. nrvf'B) as aoae li..M rV'O't. fln( s bar rant, aarui.! ha Urt h' llltl. oaH worth ol fir. tails, Safeai latstirarii aiUtla tsriia tr aa. tlauiara tlir BANk Of AteYMH A. rraaataie. Cel. satfe s wUi4 mi siiffty sv tssvilf V ysf htia ts 1 wr . Ittmf tasayt) m taat (Hi tea) aWw4.f-l Ukaf tmmm aa7ty. Sjtkll VShftStataUV WtmrnttM, I see aaa a aaaal. saaatilaUr tllaa Irajaa. rraa lo a. l mm leaaas. S. J. flSST CO., THESE; IS N0i2K, SLICKER LIREOT ry juror ojo and oiler rwy ycu of mm on th eastern coaitTowera Walrrproof OilrciCoot rr Mrodxrd tn trst Writ, and vmc calkfd OiiOtri ty the wonmj and cowboys. This tcrk nofw has cofjvc Into such fchrrnJ ut that it U frtqutrtiy IMii wrorajfulty apcWd lo nary atViliUIrt Toy wanl Ifw mt Z; L for IhcAiof foKtrti V wt nrt on uw MAioni, ' Hess ali'l are vtuoar sat se.0 Sr tew WNTArrvt TBXDt TrVt WOHtO OVta a, I A IDWrilO SQJItHI MAM IJJt TOWTSdSiriN laaHtOtONtOaS Dr. C. Gee Wo WOlDERFlll NOME Mllallll -.urrsii rt. iMaVtaaaf ) rft.e'4 rX bv. b l.ihj stitii.iul at't. Iln let Sat V '' M s all. II rrss tktlh Ihoakat Wdtittorri. I ft, D hfrM, retail, htwts, run S4 st;Hht. tttiU rm rilirss.ir k " S) 10 .t.e.!'rtai V - ! thla iMSI'iir. Ill trmt rvmsxlt- thla i.a...i ,,,? ,- lit tvm f.h too d ..., r.M.,! ht b. a... .-evMiitit u lH .hd.r-., 1 mm. H tua'antrstatu, tifr-s)'rii taall.m, lu.-si. hi , the.umtta,ti, nsf.ntir, ton.aj.lt, l.f, b s rs, -M.i Um hu dr u 4 uu n.mi.A i h.riN s,m,w. 1 sj.4 t hit,,. fftU a4 Mil Olth ilr ttrltS lt I. Ankf Sinrl r ft )ttrftk lh(Mil, tuMtLs.tAllu.f tuKlh. ucmi THE C. 6EE VO CHIIESE ME0IC1IE CO 1 rk-et St.. S. r. Cee. 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