The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, December 29, 1905, Image 4

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Kind You Hitvet Alwuvs
tur of Clin. II. Fletcher, mul Im boon miule- under lila
tteraoiml supc-rvlnlou for over JK vr-nra. Allow no 0110
to teedve you In this. CounUrfiitM, Imitation) hikI
JiiNtiirt-irHtl nro but Kxiorlinnti, hikI tMidiiiigc-r tUo
li etU tit of ClilUrcu lixpcrlonoo NriliiNt liiixTliiient.
What is CASTORIA
nntorlis I tt lmrmloNS substitute for Cantor Oil. laro
gorl. Drops Hiitl Nuothlnur sSyruiiS. It In rieusnnt. It
contain neither Opium, Alorplilno nor other Xiircotlo
aubstntierv I (a niro Is Its) iriwmiiteo. It destroys Worm)
ml allays FoverlNlineN. It cures llnrrliuii and Wlml
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cure Conntlpntloii
ml Ftuttileiier. It nxxlnillito tbo l'ootl, rcgrulittes tbo
Htoimtvli hihI lloels, irlvlnir lienlthy iiimI natural sleep.
Tho Clilltlrcu's Iaucru The Mother'a 1'rlund.
The KM You Have Always Bought
si
Bears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
VNSSSNTSUa I
Lincoln the Farmer.
Matters soon reached a dials which
drove the Junior partner out Into the
fields again, where he undertook ail
torU of lough farm Ubor, (rooi aplit
tlng rail to plowing. As a mart-ot-all
work, however, Lincoln did not prove
altogether eatiafartory to liia employer!,
lie waa too fund of mounting stumps
in tba field and "practicing poleuiira"
on the other farm hauls, and there wa
aomsthing uncomfortable about a plow
man who lead at ha followed the team,
no natter how straight hi (urrowa ran.
Buoh practice were irritating, If not
presumptuous, and there ia a well
known story about a farmer who found
"tba hired nian" lying In a field be
alda tba road, dressed in hia not too
Immaculate farm clothes, with a bonk
Instead of a pitchfork in hia hand.
"What aie you reading?" inquired
tba old gentleman.
"I'm nit reading; I'm itndying,"
nawered Lincoln hia wonderful ayea
till on the paget of hia book.
"Studying what?"
"Law air."
Tba old man etared at tba epeaker
for a moment in otter aniaxtnenl.
"Ureal God Almighty!" ho mut
tered aa ha passed on baking hia brad.
From Frederick Tievor Ilill'a "Lin
coln the Lawyer" in the Jauuary Ceu
tor 7.
Ilarea Mmiuh.
Oldpop I want Hist nun Stoplsts to
gull banging around here. You send him
away.
DaughterBut, rt'. t can't ct rid
f him. I've firm him all sorts of hintt,
ad even treated hiui ruilely. but il'i no
see.
Oldpop Well, make It strong. The
aeit time he conies, sing to Uim. Cleve
land Leader.
Oil llwr la lew fialae.
"There goe Rlower In a ewell new
vercoat."
"Yea, tba price came from gam
bling." "You don't eay. It la a wonder bla
wife didn't take the money away
from him."
"She gave It to bin. She woo It
laying -bridge.' "
gwerel Oaf.
Mr. Btubb Marie, thla paper an 71
that In the wilds of Africa there la a
aaouse that jumps ten feet at aacb
leap.
Mrs. Stubb Orsclous! Now, I know
why ao few of the explorera' wlvea
aeeompany them. -
Yea, Vertlr.
To alt npoa a Jury
Moat every nun haa 8tnta,
But it Ukea a Willful lawyer
To ait upon a witness.
Philadelphia Press.
RHEUMATISM
BODY RACKED WITH PAIN
No other bodily guttering Is equal to that produced by the pain of Rhciti
fnatiam. When the poisons and acids, which cause thisdisea.se, become in
trenched in the blood there is hardly any part of the body that is not af
fected. The muscles become sore aud drawn, the nerves twitch and sting,
the joints inflame and swell, the bones ache, every movement is one ol
agony, and the entire body is racked with pain. Rheumatism is brought on
by indigestion, stomach troubles, torpid Liver, weak Kidneys and a general
inactive state of the system. The refuse matter instead of pansing off
through nature's svenues is left to sour and form uric acid, and other acrid
poisons which are absorbed into the blood. Rheumatism does not affect
an aiisc. in some cases it unci a
wandering form ; it may be in the
arms or legs one day and in the
Boulders, feet, hands, back or other
parts of the body the next. Others
suffer more seriously, and are never
free from pain. The uric acid and
Other irritating substances find lodge
ment ia the muscles and joints and
as these deposits increase the mus
cles become stiff and the Joints
locked and immovable. It matters
toot in what form the disease may be
the cause is always the same a sour,
acid condition of the blood. This
vital stream has lost its purity and
freshness, and instead of nourish
ing and feeding the different parts
With health-giving properties, it fills them with the acids and snlts of this
painful and far-reaching disease. The cold and dampness of Winter always
intensify the pains of Rheumatism, and the sufferer to get relief from the
agony, rubs the affected parts with liniments, oils, lotions, etc., or uses
plasters and other home remedies. These are desirable because they give
temporary ease and comfort but have no effect on the real trouble which is in
the blood and beyond the reach of such treatment. S. S. S. is the best rem
PIIRPI V VPfiPTARI P UP tlie atomach, digestion and every
runa.1 ItULinBLt, other of the gy8terai aoothea the
excited nerves, reduces the inflammation, dissolves the deposits in the joints,
relieves all pain and completely cures this distressing disease. S. 8. 8. is a
certain cure for Rheumatism in any form j Muscular, Inflammatory, Articu
lar or Sciatic. Special book ou the disease and any medical advice, without,
eharjje, to sJJ who writt. TtU 9WIFT 9PECIF1Q CO ATLANTA. OJU
Itttuirlit luta borne the wliriiM
Signature of
fwl Reeeeeltallaa. -In
tba daya of the drat aettlera In the
Chlckaeaw country, when Davy Crock
ett atlll frequeuted the Buj Uatcbla,
"Old Man Glddlua" waa a proaperoti
citlxen of the Forked teer settlement.
One day be atarted on a trip to Ar
kanaaa, and thenceforth for several
yeara Forked Deer knew blm no more.
Aa travel In Arkannaa waa danger
oua, and aa nothing waa beard of Old
dlna. be waa officially declared dead
by tba court, and bla ealate divided
among bla helra, A yenr or ao Inter,
however, he turned up, and tried to
get poaavaalnn of bla property again.
He waa promptly aelaed and takeu into
court.
"What do you mean by coming
round here, trying to take thla proper
ty?" roared the court at htm,
"It'a my property," aaaerted t.ld
dlna. "Everybody knowa It'a mine."
".Not at all!" replied the Judge. "I'll
admit your caa aeatna a bard one, but
It can't be helped now. Thla court
baa decided that you are ettlnctua do-
functua, wblcb la Latin for dead. Thla
court cannot err. Iead you are. If
you want any property round here you
muat take another uame and aet to
work to earn It. Mr. HherltT, adjourn
tbla court, and we will all go a 11 J aee
that wreetllng match you apoke of."
Created at All leUle.
See the I'ractlcal Joker. ' lie la not
much of a alght, but atlll be la worth
looking at aa a Curtotlty, aa a Ktudy
lu I'nconiiuon Ctiaaedneea. The Prac
tical Joker la the ofTiprlng of aaliilntty
run to (i-ed. He la what wa Left Over
after the rent of the world wa ere
ated. There waa a Hllght Hurplii. a
mere fraction, not enough to make a
Complete Man. ao tba Hera pa were
craped up, pressed together and mold
ed Into a I'ractlcal Joker. The Job
waa not patented. Nobody tbluk
enough of the Invention to patent It.
You couldn't aell I'ractlcal Jokera for
3 centa a bunch If you ahottld aland
out on the corner of Fifth and Morrt
aon atreeta and aplel till your vocal
cord a got tied Into double bowknola.
The public la aware of the Shell Game
whan It aeea the layout. The I'ractl
cal Joker la an Eacaped Idiot from the
Idiot villa A avium, but he la by no
men 11a a barmleaa Idiot When recog
ulted be ihould be roped forthwith and
hauled back to hia native and natural
environment, the fadded Call. Port
land Oregoolan.
Aa ICarlr Refarater,
"I am looking," aald IHogenes, "for
an hoooat man."
"And when you find him, what art
you going 10 do?"
"H ah I I'm not going to find Mm.
That would apoll the Joke." Waablng
ton Htar.
About fifteen yeara aso I had a aevare
attaok or Itheumatlam and eouid nol
work with any eatisfaotloa. My lose
were badly ewolleo and drawn ao I
eould eoaroely walk. I tried many rem
edtea but oould ret no rallat. I waa An
ally recommended to try , 0. S. and It
aoon oured rue aonnd and well. I am
now 74 yeara old and have never bad
any return of the trouble,
jobxfh y0Mc hawlbt,
Bok 104. Aurora, 111.
ometlme aso X bad Khaamatlam and
had to anlt work. The palne In my baok
and between my ohouluere waa ao In
tense I oould not raet or Bleep. I triad
everything but nothing did me any good
till I heard of and took . a. Thla
medlnlne surad ma aound and wall. It
purified my blood and made me feal Ilka
a new man.
OONKAD LOHB,
Aaderaon, Ind. lUD x. leth at.
edy (or Rheumatism, It goes into the
blood and attacks the disease at its head,
and by neutralizing and driving out the
acids and building up the thin, sour
blood it cures the disease permanently.
While cleansing the blood S. S. 8. tones
FAITH IN SANTA CLAUS,
I and to wttok for Santa Class
Wltk ehliotatt faith subline,
And llttea tu the anowy ulfkl
To hear bla Heigh balls chlim.
Me the door on Chrtatnaa ve
I Bui a ttliu att
Ta feed Ike prancing ateeda
Thai aiwd aim ea kla way.
I ptrtiirtit blm a Jolty aiaa
With baerd at rmalv wklla.
And eheeka ao fat that wata be Unshed
inor aia aia eyea rroa aigatl
A heart tbat overdewed with lore
for little glrla and boya,
And ea hia bark a bulging pack.
Brimful ef gorgeooe toa.
If rhlldrea af a laraar growth
Could have a Ckrlilnine tree
lYora rather Time, one girt aleaa
Would be enough for me
bet ethere take the game and gold,
And trlHae light and valu,
But live me back uijr aid beltaf
ia awuia tiaua againi
-Ufa,
Bin im m im
BV JULS3 A HAMS POWkLU
avaAaeeyawwe,
TT waa the day before Chrlatmaa.
Dame Yarrow atood In tba itore-rooni
I doorway, gowned In a warm frock of
gray wool hoiueapun, over wblcb waa
lied an ample white apron. Her
white-capped bead nodded aa aha counted
tba plea ea the ebelvea.
"Fifteen pumpkin fifteen mince fif-
tr cuatard cuna and two Dluiu puddlnga
eighty-two In all, not counting Neu
nle't three little turnover. I tbtnk tbat
will do for tba holiday thla year, though
tlruthar John la coming with thoaa tea
tioye and one little girl. How sold it ia.
Tlura la aurely a atorm brewing, and I
hope tba folks will get here before It
breaka."
The good woman turned the key In
the lock, aud a dour blowing open Juat
at that moment, at the other and of tba
paaaieway, aha hurried off to eloae It
and forgot about the key.
Ily 3 o'clock uiadauie waa robed In
her pretty gray poplin with white ker
chief crowed on her breaat, and a dainty
while lace cap on her brown curia,
which would atray out from beneath the
cap band, and which I'apa Yarrow alyly
pulled ha paaaed through the ball
where ! hia wife and little daughter In
front of the blaalug wood fire.
"All ready for company. Nancy
miner He caught the little one np In
bla arma and klsaed her on either cheek,
continuing: "And mother, tool Why
aha looka aa young aa the day I aaw
ter for the flrat time."
Farmer Yarrow put tba little gtrl
down, glanced at bla wife, who, with
drooping face, did not reepood Is kla
merry apeet-h.
Her huahand. noticing tbla, bent ever
her tenderlr. with the worda, "Yea, my
wife, our life baa ben one of great hap
pluaaa, marred only by one Borrow, If
he onr eldeet child our Henry were
alive to-day, he would be a brave lad
of IT."
"John," for the flret time bla wife
ralaed her head and bxiked Into bla face,
bar brown eyea Oiled with teara. "John,
enmetlniea. metblnka our br may yet
be alive. In the tight with the Indiana,
we were told that be waa carried away
by them', and even though the country
bout waa searched by acuuli and other.
It might he that they aaved hi life, for
ha wa but a baby A year old, and If
there wa a woman In that tribe aurely
lie would have mother-heart enough to
preeerve the life of an Inoceut babe who
had never done harm to any."
"Wife, wife, (hi la very wrong for
you to hope for the return of one who
hue been o many yeara from u. I am
ure that our aon cannot be alive, or wa
would hav beard of blm la aome way.
Ah! I hear alelgh bell "
Catching Nannie up again, ha turned
toward tha window, and coming np the
driveway were aeen three Iminenae
tedce drawn by airong bone and filled
with merry faces, the owner of which
were anon clambering out, Tha front
door wa thrown open, and Madame
Yarrnw'a teara vanlahed In tha hearty
handshaking and embrac of alatere,
roualiia aud aunta.
Even Hreat-grandinother Ilartwelt
had came, for tbl year It waa Mary
Yarrow'a Chrlatmaa feaat, and all had
coma to make the old houae ring with
Joy and laughter until after New Year.
Tbat night a merry crowd aat down at
tha aupper table. There waa Brother
John Hnrtwell, hia wife and eleven chil
dren. There waa Oreat grandmother
Hartwall and her daughter-in-law,
Crandmother Hartwell. Mr. Yarrow'a
father and mother were preaent, aa war
alo hia two broth era and one aimer with
their wlvea, huahand and children. In
all thera were thirty-three.
One might well wonder where alt thla
goodly company were to sleep, but If yon
had gone Into tha great garret yon would
have reaaed wondering, when you aaw
tba trundle beda for the little one. Of
courae, tha very amalleet bahlea alept In
their mother' rooms.
Chrlatmaa Eve tha children were al
waya allowed an eitra half hour around
tha flrealda to llaten to tha atorlea of
their elder, while tha corn popped and
cheatnuta burned black, or el hopped
acroa the floor.
On thla evening Nannie at In her
.fnvnrlta place on Coualn Roderick' knae.
I'ncle Tom had Juat been aaylng that a
few daya pravloua be bad heard that
the Indian had been caualng trouble
for tha farmer. They were dealing
the hoarded corn and wheat, and in one
Inula nee, after taking the grain, they
had aet fire to the granary.
Coualn Rod saw tha look af terror In
the ay of aome of tha little on, and
Interrupted with tba worda, "Wall, now,
Aunt Mary, wouldn't It be a treat Joke
If thane hungry Itd should set Into
your atnreroom and carry off all thoaa
plea and puddlnga 1 know rou have
there for to-morrow?" .
Are thay really ao hungry, Ooualn
nod?" asked a little voice from hia lap.
"Ye, dear, an Indian la alwaya ready
to est one nut of houae and noma."
Lata that night no one heard tha
lilt-pat of tluy bare feet along tha
dark, cold hall, aa a little white figure
merged from the attic, and flew down
it sir In the moonlight, which flooded
the houae with It kindly raya.
Hhe went directly to tha atoreroom.
A. ....... I.,.ta,,t tall Am-l. ...
A I Ilia IRllia lU.lBKt m ,n,, un.n wi
that had hut a moment before climbed
Into an unfastened window, atood trsna
Died with fear at tha figure before him,
but for tha moment only, whan, with a
tort of grunt, the man moved toward
the pantry door.
Nannie, benoath her breath, whlapernil,
It'a a Indian, an' lie' coin for my
turnover. Coualn Hod aald ha might."
Hhe waa frightened and stood vary aat 111
while tha other fumbled with the lock,
hlch aoon yielded, and when Nannie
aw tli man waa really Inside the pan
try, aha turned and almost flew back to
her falher's room, where, standing on
tlotoe, she whispered In hia ear, "Knth-
orl Father! A Indian la down In tha
.(j,ai.,.i,ii, alunllii' ntv frlinwivaral f!iillna !
quick, father!
Ha ilH "go quick," and arrived Juat la
Urns to does lbs door of the storeroom,
and torn tbs key lu Its lock.
There was s pauae, than a pounding
on the door. Hastily pushing a heavy
table sgalnat It, Mr. Yarrow returned
to bis room 1 d reaaed, sod calling two
ether male members of the boueohold,
tbay all marched to tba storeroom wall
armed, aud wlthont muoh trouble, soon
evarpowared the thief, who proved to
be aa Indian, and who mumbled Burne
tii lug tbat Bounded like broken Engllh.
Tbay carried him out to tlie amoke
kooaa, whch was built of stone, snd
Bad a heavy Iron door, Tha three man
watched nearby the rest of the nlahU
At breakfaat on thla Chrlatmaa morn
ing, Father Yarrow told the story of the
pravloua night, and Nannie had her full
hard of csreaaea and pralae from aunt
ies, uuciee and coualna alike.
Then there waa a clamor from tha
youngatera to "ee tba prlanner:" ao after
breakfaat they all went forth to the tem
porary jail, Dame Yarrow among tha
other.
Tha great doors ware puhd back,
and lying on tha floor was tha Indian,
asleep. Hut waa It an Indian? Instead
of the atralghl black balr, bla waa brown
and curly,
Pams Yarrow gave on look, then
turned to her husband, with attended
hand, and tha cry, "oh, John, It la bal"
fell fainting Into hia anna.
Tha lad waa awakened and taken to
the bouse, lie spoke Kiigltsh brokenly,
but could give no account of hia former
Ufa, before be became one of a tribe of
half frlondlr Indiana.
lie e j plained bla being In tha a lore
room by telling hia hearera that hie
tribe of ludlaua that waa encamped sev
eral mile above, on the river hank, had
been living on what they could ateal from
the wbltea.
Ha had ben aent out en this nlfht,
and aeelng a window open In Ilia back
of tha Yarrow homestead ha determined
to crawl In and view the prwmlaea.
Mra Yarrow knelt before hlin and
gating aearchlnsly Into bla eyea, which
were blue. Baked over and over, "Don't
you know me. Harry, darllut? I em
your mother." Hut he could not be
made to understand. Il begged leave
to return to tha tribe, aaylnt ha would
coma back again with Information.
1 hie tha ttien were Inclined to belleva
a trick to get away, but when Mra. Yar
row pleaded for blm they let him go.
All idea of rhurcb soliif wa aban
doned, for the Rrt time on t'hrlatma
Iay In tha life of any member In that
household, and dinner awaited at the
bidding of madam' until the return of
the youth. He waa aeen coming up tba
walk at 8 o'clock In tha afternoon, and
with blm waa an old Indian.
Tha following tale they all liatened
to with great Intereet:
"In the great Indian fight of twelve
yeara before, tha little raptured boy waa
taken to the Indian encampment, and
given to the care of a young aiiaw, the
favorite wife of the chief of the tribe.
"One day aha overheard the chlt-fe
talking about the white tuan'e child.
They aald he had brought misfortune
to tba Indiana, a tbay had loaf aereral
bat Ilea elnce he had been with Ibein, eo
they had decijed that the Innocent child
ebould die,
"The aUBW had learned to lore tha
little one. That night aha arose, aud
taking blm In her airong arma aha car
ried olio away to another tribe of In
diana, who were bitter enemlea of bar
own, and, In order to ear the boy
life, she told the chief of a deep-laid
rheme that ber tribe bad planned for
attacking them.
"Hhe asked them to take the rhlld and
krep hi in, till perhaps, oin day lie
would be restored to his "white trine.
The old Indian waa well rewarded
with a load of wheat and corn to carry
home on a hand eled.
Then the long lost llsrry Yarrow waa
made to understand that thla wa hia
home, and that be waa to remain there.
Tha Chrlatmaa dinner did not Buffer
that night for want of attention, but
before they partook of It, Farmer Yar
row, with bla arm about bis son. thank
ed God for tbla greatest of alt Hia bless
ing. Horn Monthly.
HIS CHRISTMAS 8EHMON.
An Ageo wayrarer who Tenant a
Curate Contentment,
Ao English clergymen declarea that
the beat Chrlstmsa sermon h ever beard
wa preached by a woman and In three
words!
"In my little parish, under the aween
of tha Huet downs," h ears, "I was
walking awlftly home one night buffet'
ed about by tha gray clouds of driving
rain tbat tha nerce sou wester swept
landward from the aea when a poor,
helpless, aged woman Baked 111 for a
trllle for a nlght'a lodging.
Curate are aupuoard alwaya to ba
poor. It was Chrlstmsa time, and I had
Juat parted with my Inst sltpeiice at a
lonely hamlet where work was scarce.
Htlll I could not leave my stranger lu
tha el rest, ao I asked her to coma with
ma to my lodging.
' She shambled along through the mud
Ith her streaming clothes and clouted
boot a, and wa entered my little room.
My thoughtful landlady had made my
table ready. A, plate of hot toast waa
atanding In tha fender; the kettle aang
vociferously, aa If Impatient to he used;
In front of tha Are stood my slippers and
an easy rhstr.
'To my surprise, my poor, worn, hag
gard companion raised her drlpplug
hsnds and burst Into tears with the
worda, 'Oh, what Injury!'
'That waa tha best Christmas eer-
mon I ever heard, and the uuly one I
have never forgotten." Youth's Com
panion. NOTHING FOR FREDDIE QREEN.
L
Freddie Urren he aald 'at Hauls Clans
was 1st a take au' he laid awake In t,,-,
to (Ind out fur euro, an' w'en Hems Clans
com In Willi a whole lota of tlilnie ha
hollered right out loud to "(let a hair cut"
to Hants Clam, an' Hants Clans tat plrk.d
up everything 'si he waa going In leave
an' turned nut tha 'lectrlc light an' Kr.d
die (Ire didn't get nothing! . I'a tnya
Freddie (trees hain't got t no manners
an' 'at's the reason.
An Improved IHerr. ' !''
"Thla," explained tha 'bookseller, "Is
our latest patent diary. We think It Is
the cleverest thing In that Una avar de
vised." The shopper turns the lenros Idly.
"Hut I can't sea where It Is dlTerent
from any oilier," she observes
"No? Well, If you will look, at all
the dates after Jan. XI yo" will see Hint
In each spurs bar 'teen printed, Hint up.
ate brenkfnst, lunch snd dinner ami ncut
to bed.' That Insures a complvUi d.nry
for tha year," Judge, .. , .
mm;- ...
ratlin tlllllliw
Ihcvy wrMm
mux vimm
'.At .f.'Af ;' .V-jr-a' MtuJ
M mm.
Ueneral toultllty Boy.
fr Hobbe looked thoughtfully at Ms
city guest snd then looked out of lbs
wlmlow. "Whan you aak me If Its
true tbst Jim Manton Is tbs most
pop'lar boy I've ever bad to 'ten ature
snd go round with tha order wagon,"
be aald, alowly, "why, I'm ttuuud to
tall you It's so. Hut when you go on
(o sag nie how I think be d suit down
In lloetou, I'm kind of dubious tbat'a
hot 1 am, kind of dubious,
"You aee. li e like tbla with my busi
ness. Order day la order day, and de
livery day Is delivery day, and wheth
er It's summer, with thutty two cus
tomers on tbs route, or winter, with
well, with some leae, af) Jlui'e got to
do those daya la to get over the route
by abutting up time.
"And he's what yon might call a
bandy boy, Jim Is. Grocer loa aud bard
ware areu't all boa gut In bis niliid.
and bee ready to take bold and help
with list's going on wherever be
goes. Ho I feel-kind of dubious
when I tli 1 11k of tloaton. I don't know
as you rstcb my meaning?"
"M m," aald the city man. "I be
lieve I do."
A Kaellr qaeailna.
I'okrlyI aaw a kid watching s ball
gams through a knoiboht today
aud
Jokclcy 1'nrdon me; that remlnda
me. When may a knothole bo aald to
be not whole?
Tokely What on earth
talking shout T
Jokley -The answer la: '
part of the knot Is not;
are you
"When only
" Pblladwl-
phis l'rcaa.
Too 0llalaaj7
Itodrlck What baa become of tbat
tall butltr who waa ao pollto?
Van Albert-lie Is uot here sny
more.
Rodrlrk You dori't Bay? Wby, be
aecnicd to be au etcellcnt chap. Used
to' take your coat snd bat as aoon aa
yon entered tbo door.
Van Albert Thnt'a the trouble. He
look about a doteu costs aud hats oue
dsy snd then loft.
I'relle- Tkieil
"Thera goe my auto Dying along."
"1 don't see any auto."
"No, that chauffeur of mine drlvea It
n frtst you can't aea It." !lavlaud
l'laln Iealer. -
Never yet wera the fndlng and In
atincla of our nature violated with Im
pnnlty, never yet was the voice of con
science silenced without retribution.-
Anua Jauixaon.
The way to Inaure a good appetite In
very hot weather la, according to a Her
man hyglenlo authority, to wear aa light
Clothing a possible. , 4
A rarla " automobile building Itrm Is V'n T!"-..0. th P!r,!,h,
just about completing a lio-ho. power' ' k" ,0WB tn "airman
gasoline aubmarit, boa, fur the nZVU be a. Id. "t... 10
'" 'lb clock at night, aud then you cast the
-
Then tell him about Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral. ' Tel him
how It cured your hard cough,
Tell him why you slways keep
It In the house. Tell him to
ask his doctor about Ir. Doc
tors use a great deal of It for
throat and lung; troubles.
" I had a trrrllde eold antl rnnsh and was
ttireiitfttieit witn ,iiiunu.toa, I inert Ayer's
( berry I'jolmal ami It riimsimii quirk ant par.
fart relief. It la oerlal
"lT lsV"il,"'" " K' W M " ' 'uu
out a t
UadabT J. 0. Arsr Oo , I.Owoll, Mass.
aise atniiulsolursrs er . -
versB
7 5ARSPARILU.
a.
Hair viutiR.
1 1 11 ass 1 1 an I nasias
'ni of Avr's Pills P bedtime will
nuatun recovery, Oontly laxsttlvo.
Ha v e Yo u
a Friend?
Tme Laxative op
Xnown
There are two classes of remedies: those of known qual
ity and which are permanently beneficial In effect, acting
gently, In harmony with nature, when natureneeds assist
ance and another class, composed of preparations of
unknown, uncertain and inferior character, acting tempo
rarily, but Injuriously, as a result of forcing the natural
functions unnecessarily. One of the most exceptional of
the remedies of known
Pleasant Svrup of Figs,
Pin SvruDCo.. which represents the active principles of
plants, known to act most beneficially, In a pleasant syrup,
In which the wholesome Callfornlan blue figs are used to con
tribute their rich, yet delicate, fruity flavor. It Is the remedy
of all remedies to sweeten and refresh andcleanse the system
centiv and naturally, and to assist one In overcoming consti
pation and the many Ills resulting therefrom. Its active princi
ples and quaiity are known to physicians generally, and the
remedy has therefore met with their approval, as well as with
the favor of many millions of well Informed persons who know
of their own personal knowledgs and from actual experience
that It is s most excellent laxative
It will cure all manner of llls.but
represents, a laxative remeoy 01 Known quality ana excellence,
containing nothing of an objectionable or Injurious character.
There are two classes of purchasers! those who are Informed
to the quality of what they buy and the reasonsfor the excellence
of articles of exceptional merit, and
elsewhere when s dealer offers an
article; but, unfortunately, there are
l who allow themselves to be Imposed upon. 1 ney cannot expect
beneficial effects If they do not get the genuine remedy.
To the credit of the druggists of the United States be It said
nearly all of them value their reputation for professional
crity and the good will of their customers too highly to offer
imitations of the
Genuine Syrup of Figs
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., and In order
to buy the genuine article and to get Its beneficial effects,
one has only to note, when purchasing, the full name of
the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printedon the
front of every package, frlce,
Kseaotlea.
Tba wandering minstrel
stepped off tbe accent modaUon and ac
costed the oldest Inhabitant, whe was
sitting on a nail keg chewing a piece
of aaasafras bark.
"Uucaa every on Is acquainted In
tbls town," ventured tbe minstrel mad.
"lteckon tbey lx." drawled tbe eld
man, "aeelng tbat tbe re ain't so many
of us."
"And goaslpst I dare say tbey are
jdentlfuir
"Everybody In town Is a gossip but
old iJsn."
"Ah, I sdnilre Dsn. I bet be Is con
scientious. Now, Isn't tbst why be
doean't gossip?"
"No. atranger; Dan don't gossip be
cause be Is dead. Been dead a month."
riTp rraantls rsied. WoBtaay ail 1 ssiaisa
1 1 1 as eft-r Sr( Say's oar wflir KlltMesUreeafterva
ha-luter. -od fx Praat trial Mil.ssainaiua
In. H. U. auBa.ua.. u rr M.. yaiiaowaaia, f-a
A I.I 1 1 la Mae Oealklav.
A man wbo bad beeu abootlng on
Cape Cod returned by trait, and a
atranger who waa obliged to ahare bis
seat entered Into conversation with
blm, and asked If be bad bad good
port
"Very good. Indeed replied die
aportaman. ' "We got one hundred head
to two guns."
"Yon don't say so!" ejaculated tbs
stranger, sppsrently lost la aatonjsb
nieut at tbe site of the bsg. "Double
barreled guns, I suppose?"
Mother will Snd Mrs. Wlnelow'a Soothing
Syrup the beat earned r o ea tar inatr eaUidrea
aurlug the lavlbiag period.
Mar View ml tU
The Friend How la your hnsbsad?
la be gettlug on all right at tbe sea
side? Tbe Wire lie writes to say tbat bs
Is getting quite well sgsln and wants
for nothing. -
"Doesn't tbat strike yon as suspic
ious?" "
"Whyr
"It seems to nis bt might want you
at leaat." Tales.
Beware
at Utataseata ter C stair that
CoaUla Mercary
aa mareory will aurely destroy tha sense ef
small and eumptetaly derange the wool ays
tern wu.o entering tl turvuga tha muaou
urt-ea Buch artii-leaaiiottldaever ba used
etptoa presort stluos front refutable hy.
Man., asm damag ' Ihey will do Is ten told
luli.a good youoan ousel l.ly uerhrefrom them,
Italia talarrb lure, in situ tar lured If '. J.
t Banejr A t o., Toledo, O., domains numerrury,
and Is Usee, tuteras'ly, acting illraotly mu
the blood and inuemiasurlsreaot the evaieoi.
In buying Hair t atarrh cur be sure yon gel
the evnulua. m, taksu Internally, and made
In 1 iderto, Ohio, by t. J. t beosy .:. lasll
tuottlala Irre.
Hold by lrtiggtta, price 7e, per botUe. ' '
Uairat'awtiy I'llla ate the beat.
- A Mill Stlsed
towi araina in our teeth. You keen as
here plowing the sands, snd than wheu
all decant people are aaleep you go
Into the public drains, caualng unnecea-!
aary friction. It won't do-lt'a too bare-'
faced to bold water." Harper's Week-''
iy. . ...
Th Earth's Area.
One of the best authorities est im aire
the srea of the earth's sutface at 1U6.
701,984 aqugra miles, of which about
63.0UO,00b square miles is land, the
rest water. Throughout moat of tbls
60,000,000 square miles Pillabury's
Vltoi has made its way becauae it's so
good. It is the ideal breakfaat ford,
and may bs had at any up-to-date gro
cery, . , .v
Ia Selr-Ueteaaa. .
"Why to thunder did Rddls Ott's
friend work ao bard to get blm elected
to t'onxress'"
''They wanted to send him to som
place where ha could talk politics sll ha
wished to; and they wouldn't have to
Jlatftn to hliu."-r-Cleveland Leader.
'et-ll-4rvil SalH a jiii r
-iria--Titl.aii
tlUSIS Srh-IM All likt l.il
.1 Itkl IAiIS..
aatas ttoo. lies
s-usiMti asrrULS, X sUe tOQ
In Mm a. Muht hr tlriiiiyt-ii
liXRl i-
m n
I M"-
ri r
1 2 if
wAirri
quality andexcellence Is the ever
manufactured by the California
remedy. We do not claim that
recommend it for what It really
who do not lack courage to go
Imitation of any well known
some people who do not know,
toe per Dottle, une sue oni
A ralrlr Osh4 Ms.
"Brother Spoteash." aald hia peitor,
"what would yon do If an Injuoctloa
came to yon, 'sell all thoa hsst and glva
te tbe poor? "
"I ahonld obey It, of coarse," answer
ed tbe great merchant, "a I hav al
waya doe. Everything 1 har ia stork
la fur aale, and I give more to ths poor
than any two mea la tbia block." Ck
eago Tribune.
Te Break la New Shoe a.
Always shake In Alien' foot-Case, a sneest,
Tt tun. hut, sweeting, arhlng. swullrs lest
( oree earn. Ingrowing aat) and bus ma. AI
all druggists and shoe store. a.v K.n'trve
anysubatitui Kample stalled FKKg. Adlrae
Allan a. Olassssd, U Hoy, N. Y.
Tbs Carthage (Mn.l Tress eayt that a
Joplia boy asked his Mundsy school
teacher last Sunday If the J a rar boys
wrote the Book of Jainee.
Ptao'a Cnre t a Rood couth aiediclne.
It baa cured couch and cold for forty
yeara. At dniggtsta. 25 cents.
Maeb Mara lo tha Pol at.
"Ef yer real Interested." said Iescn
Skinner, "I'll tell ye what I want far
that bone."
"Oh, I wouldn't be Interested In know
In' the!," replied Farmer Shrude, "bat
I wooldo't mind know In' what ye'
take." i'hiladelphla Ledger.
I'ark and Washington, Portland, Oregon
"The School of Quality"
A. P. Armstrong, LL. B., Principal
TAmindt of graduate in positions;
kmmJrtJt placed, each year; mart ctlU
for help thsn we can meet it an to at
tend our school; largest, most modem,
beat equipped, litfrlmtnti: Business,
Shorthand, Typewriting, I'cnmanjhip,
Hnglish. Open all the year. Catalogs,
penarork free. Call, telephone or write.
m
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