The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, November 10, 1905, Image 4

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    VNCLB SAM "A Remedy That Urns
Such Endorsements Should
Be In Every Home."
Election Returns That
Rhyme of the Season.
Whan th summer time ha ended and
tbt saucy autumn biwse
Get to toying with the Imtm oa ill
tht brilliant colors! trws,
Ah, 'til then th hearts grow lighter
and tht spirits Hart to rise.
When th frost ia on the pumpkin and
th pumpkin' la th pies, ...
When th days are growing shorter and
the bird hare gone away.
And the corn li crowing riper in the
field from day to dav.
There' a rosy flow pervsding all the
naif autumn ikies.
When the frost is on the pumpkin and
the pumpkin' 1c the pies.
When th hammocks hare been put
away and open cars are gone.
And you never see a tennis player ehas-
- Ing on 'he lawn.
When the college people rather and you
hear the football cries.
Then the frost is on the pumpkin and
. th pumpkin' in the pies.
Ton recall with lots of pleasure all th
ummer days could give.
But since the autumn day hare started,
.-' then you know 'tis joy to lire,
A our mouth begins to water, and
there's gladness in your eyes.
When th frost is on the pumpkin and
the pumpkin' in t!i pies.
Chicago Chronicle.
Made or Ebony.
Massachusetts gentleman met t
colored man who bad recently worked
for him, and Into whose family, says
the Boston Herald, a girl buby hud
come shortly before.
"What hare you named her?" asked
Mr. Green, on being told by the father
of tbe addition to his family.
"Dat'a what we can't 'dde on," was
the reply. "I wants her name Clara
and my old woman wants it Nettie."
"Well, then," suggested Mr. Green,
"why don't yoo call her Clarinet?"
"I declare, Marse Green," said the
colored man, admiringly, "dat la pur
tier dan either of 'em."
Meeting his colored friend several
week later, VI r. Green was amused to
bear him say, "We's named her Clari
net." Two Sunsets Per Day.
There la only one place In tbe world
where the sun sets twice daily, and
that ia at Leek, in Staffordshire. The
reason of this is that a jagged moun
tain ia situated to the west of the
town, and in the evening the sun sets
behind it and darkness comes on. Then
the first sunset occurs, tbe gas lamps
lit, and apparently night has set In.
But it baa not, for In the space of an
hour or so the sun reappears again
through tbe opening at the side of the
mountain and daylight again appears.
Artificial lights are extinguished and
daylight again prevails, until the sun
gain descends below the opening, and
th second sunset occurs and night
cornea to stay.
UHEUMATISM
CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY
When the joints are sore and swollen, and the muscles throbbing with the
pain of Rheumatism, relief must be had at once, and it is natural to rub the
affected parts with liniments, oils, etc. This treatment does good in a way,
by temporarily relieving the pain and reducing the inflammation, but has no
effect on the disease itself, because Rheumatism is more than skin deep; it
is in the blood and cannot be rubbed away. Rheumatism is brought on by
indigestion, weak kidneys, poor bowel action, stomach troubles and a gen
eral sluggish condition of the system. The refuse and waste matters, which
should be carried on through the nat
ural avenues of bodily waste, are
left to sour and form uric acid and
other irritating poisons which are ab
sorbed by the blood, making it thin,
weak and acrid. Then instead of
nourishing the different nerves, mus
cles, joints and tissues it fills them
With poison to produce the aches,
pains and other disagreeable symp
toms of the disease. Rheumatism
is usually worse in Winter for the
reason that cold and dampness are
exciting causes. The nerves become
excited and sting with pain, the mus
cles are sore and drawn, the joints
swollen and stiff and the sufferer
lives in intense agony; and if the
disease is not checked it often leaves
Its victims helpless cripples for life.
Rheumatism cannot be rubbed away
but it can be driven from the blood
by S. S. S. Being a perfect blood
purifier this great remedy soon pro
auces complete change in the en
tire circulation ; the thin, acrid blood is
through tbe body nourishes and soothes
OlIDCI V UCPCTARI C lates the different members of the body
rUnC.LT f CUC I HDLL. to their uU duty-so there isnodause
lor another attack. Do not waste time trying to rub Rheumatism away, but
ret it out of the blood with S. S. S. so that the cold and dampness of Wintet
will not keep you in continual pain and agony. Special .book on Rheumav
tigtu and any medical advice will be given free.
JW SWifT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA
Interest All Parties:
Carina; Cat of Disease.
Diseased seed oats are now medi
cated while passing through elevators.
a number of the grain elevators of
I Indiana bavlng been equipped for the
punose. The peculiar ailment to
' which oats are most susceptible Is
known as "smut" and unless treated
; such oats produce very inferior crops.
However, the disease can be cured
quite easily, and the medicament I
simply formaldehyde, that much-
abused germicide.
To treat the oats a veritable drop or
chute about three feet square and forty
to fifty feet high Is prepared, on the
inside of which are placed shelves or
deflectors sloping downward, alternat
ing on two opposite sides from top to
bottom. As the grain drops from the
j top It Is thrown from Ride to side by
, the deflectors and thus thoroughly
' mixed.
By means of a small steam pump the
formaldehyde Is then thrown, in tbe
j form of a tine spray, against the failing
j groin near the top of the drop. By the
! time tbe grain reaches the bottom It is
! thoroughly moistened, being allowed to
j remain in this condition several hours.
after which It Is nin through the drop
a second time, with a blast of cold air
replacing the stream of formaldehyde
spray, by which it ia thoroughly dried.
Fats Face.
j "What becomes of all the falsa
faces?" asked the city salesman. "Who
, wears them? There are lots of tbem
' made. A trip on the elevated roads
' gives peeps into many doors where
j dozens of workmen do nothing year
I in and year out but make false faces.
1 The output must be sufficient to ena
. !!e the entire population to go about
' dressed for a continuous carnival. On
Thanksgiving and a few other fete
days masks are In demand, but tbe
rest of the time most of us are con
tent to show our natural countenances.
That comparatively light local trade,
even when swelled by the year round
trade of small shops In populous dis
tricts, leaves a tremendous quantity
of false faces to be accounted for."
New York Press.
A King's Punctuality.
All men agree in the abstract that
punctuality Is the soul of business,"
but few act up to the maxim with the
i strictness of the king of the Belgians.
Wherever or however he may travel,
whether the visit be of business, pleas
ure or ceremony, he Is punctual, not
only to the hour, but to tbe minute
it might also be said to the second.
And yet bis majesty Is never seen to
consult a watch. But bis familiars
know that his habit of passing his
hand along his flowing beard is only
a device for glancing at a small watch
which he wears fastened to his wrist.
London Globe.
While at work for the V. O. P. B. B.
In th swampy reg-ion, I contracted
Rheumatism and was completely help
lee for about four months ana spent
over $1 50.00 with doctors, bat got worse
very day, and finally quit them and be
gan 8. 8. 8). I took a few bottles and
wa cured sound and well. My healtb
1 now splendid, and I weigh 176
pound. There ie a lady living near ma
who 1 now taking- B. 8. B. for acuta
Rheumatism. For two month she could
not turn berulf in bed, but since beg-In-nine;
your medicine about thre week
go baa Improved rapidly, and ie now
able to it up. X can recommend S. B. 8,
to all suffering; fronfiheamatitm.
Ulan, K. O. 8. C. LA8BITEB.
I was severely troubled with Bheuma
tiem. I had it in my knees, leg and
ankles, and any on who ba aver bad
Kheumat.em know bow excruciating
th pain is and how it Interferes with
on at work. I was truly in be4 shape
having been bothered with it for ten
yeare, off and on. A local phyaiolan ad
vised me to use S. 8. 8. I did so. After
taking; two bottles I noticed th sore
ness and pain ware greatly reduced. I
continued; the medicine and waa thor
oughly cured; all pain, soreness and in
flammation gone. Z recommend S. 8. 8.
to all Khaumatio sufferers.
J. I.. AGNEW,
803 B. Oreenbrier St. Mt. Vernon, O.
made pure and rich, and as it goes
the irritated nerves, eases the throb
bing muscles, and dissolves and carries
out of the system the irritating particle
in the joints which are keeping up the
pain and inflammation. 8. S. S. cures
Rheumatism permanently, and in addi
tion tones up the digestion and stimu-
mrfcrjrrirtrv'xrK-tri---i"i-B1i"-fc -
0LD 1
cpaVoriteS
Thompson of Angel
It Is th tory of Thompson of Thomp
son, th hro of Angel's.
Frequently drunk was Thompson, but
alwaya polite to th itrangtr:
Light and free wai th touch of Thomp
son upon hi rvolvr;
Great the mortality Incident oa that
llghtn and freedom.
Yet not happy or gy waa Thompson, th
hero of Angel';
Often ipok to hlmtelt la accent of
anguiih and lorrow:
"Why do I mak th grvi of th friv
olous youth who in folly
Thoughtleuly pa my revolver, forget
ting Its lights and freedom)
"Why la my daily walk doe th ur-
geon drop hi left eyelid,
Th undertaker mll and th iculptor
of gravestone marble
Lean on hi chisel and gasl I car
not o'ermuch for atteutlon;
Simple am I in my ways, av for this
tightness of freedom."
So spak that pniv men thl Thomp
son, th hero of Angel't;
Bitterly amlled to himself a h trod
through th chaparral musing.
"Why, oh. whyT chod th plue In
th dark ollv depth far resound
ing. "Why, Indeed T" whlprd th age
brush that bent 'nath hi feet,
non-elastic
Fleaaant Indeed was that mora that
dawned o'r th barroom at An
' gel's,
Wher in their manhood' prim wss
gathered th pride of th hamlet.
Six "took ugar in their." and nin to
th barkeeper lightly
Smiled a th said, "WIU Jim. you
can glv u our regular fuL"
Suddenly a th gry hawk woop down
on th barnyard, alighting
Where, pulvely picking their corn, th
1 80 In tht fesilv barroom dropped
Thompson, th hero 01 Angei a,
! Grasping his weapon dread with hia
j priittu Ilghtueaa and freedom.
Xevr a word h pok; diverting himself
of his garments.
Danced tht war dene of th playful yet
truculent Modoc,
Uttered alngl whoop, snd than in th
accent of challenge
i Spak, "Oh, behold in m a Crested Jay
i Hawk of th mountain!"
. Thn rose pallid man a man sick with
fever and ague;
1 Small was he, and hi etep wa tremu
I loos, weak and uncertain ;
Slowly a Derringer drew and covrd
I th person of Thompson;
1 Said In hi feeblest pipe, "I'm Bsld-
headed Snip of th Valley."
A on It nstlv plain th kangaroo,
tart led by hunters,
' Leap with ucceiv bound and hur
ries away to the thickets,
; So leaped th Crested Hawk snd, quiet
ly hopping behind him,
: Kan and occasionally shot thst Bald
' headed Snip of th Valley.
i
I Vain at th festive bar still lingered the
people of Angel's,
Hearing afar In th wood th petulant
, . pop of th pistol;
Never gln returned the Created Hawk
I of th mountain;
' Never again wa een th Baldhsaded
1 Snip of th Valley.
I Tt In th hamlet of Angel', whn true-
I nlent apeeche are uttered,
I When bloodhd nd life alone will atone
for om trifling miastatmot,
Maiden snd men In their prim recall
th last hero of Angel',
Think of and vainly regrt th Bald-
beaded Snfp of th Valley!
Bret Hart.
NOVEL BUTTON FASTENER.
Becnre th Button 80 that They Can
lie Quickly Detached.
On of th latest novelties patented
la a novel button fastener, shown In
tha illustration below, and which Is
designed to be used
to secur th but
ton toth garment
so that they can
be quickly detached
whenever desired.
Tbe buttons used
on wash vests and
similar garments
are generally sew
ed on in th usual
Button. Keaauy De- manner, but when
taebMi. th garment la
washed the buttons ar usually
damaged in soma way. To ef
fectually wash and Iron a wash vest
the buttons should be removed before
th cleaning process. This entails con
siderable work, which is overcome In
the novel button fastener shown here.
The button must be of special design,
having an eye which Is Inserted
through a buttonhole or eyelet hole on
one side of the garment, and the fas
tener secured to the button eye on th
other side. The fastener is very small,
being a little longer In length than the
diameter of tbe button, and is made
of spring wire to insure elasticity. Tbe
base Is perfectly straight, terminating
in a coll spring at one end, the free
end of the wire meeting equidistant
from the coll. In tbe center of the
upper portion the wire Is bent Into a
half loop, which engages with the eye
of tbe button, the end of the wire be
ing deflected to prevent the sharp
edges from catching in and injuring
the garment. As well understood, tbe
fastener is used by passing the eye of
tbe button through a buttonhole or
eyelet hole In the garment and clasped
to the fastener on the other side, the
colls serving to keep the fastener stiff
and preserve Its resilience for Indefi
nite us without impairment
A Good Plao.
"I got a haircut to-day,"
"Wbatl In cold weather like this?"
"let."
"Well, I wouldn't tell anybody."
"Mo, I'm keeping It under my hat"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
There Is this difference: Tbe woman
who smokes her pipe Is apt to say hei
prayers at night, but th woman who
smokes dxarstte isn't
CM
WIZARD OP PINE STREET.
Vlw of th Personality of K. H. Iter
rliuan and III Ambition.
R II. Hnrrliiian' recent aequlsltljn
of control of the Atchison, Topeka and
Santa Ke, discloses hi tremendous
ambition to control the entire com
merce of th West, lu "A Corner' ia
th Pacific Kallroada," In the World's
Work, 0. M. Keys gives th following
intimiitv account of blm;
lu lil ottloe at 120 Broadway, New
York. h worked as few of the wealthy 1
men of the country have ever worked. u,,wl, developed districts of AIkoiiih.
Pay after day, week after week, H,.n vu, to the grnt It'. It
month after month, he lalmred at his j t M,mtPd that there are more ''
task. At uta desk In the big Inside , 1lVrtH)otHt owls of spruce and pulp
omee he waa to bo fouud at almost any wo, ,Ml, the dlaHU ls of Tlmii
working hour. He la a aniall mau. i ,,Pr Uyt ,m lialny Illver there are
very llghtly built, uarrow-vheted. IUMirtv jtHMiOO,""" '"r, m"r A Mt
delicate In appearance. , ,oi;st 3) mile 1"'K I" believed l
At hi desk he I a regular whirl- j rxHl , l M1,d between Aluska and
wind for energy. He roo through his j , Altio.
correspondence and through th nun- u estimated that, at th
lircd report that reach him at a pace j )rw,pllt rHt of rutting, the greatest
that 1 not rivaled In any office on Wall i t(ll,1pr source of the l ulled Statoe
atreet the region of speed. Ill "ton-1 tlo of the rnilllo coast will be
ogntphers must keep the pace. Ho ! ox,BU1,iod n less than half a century.
h,ts a small army of them, and, report ', Th MH,tt cut of shingles aud lumber
says, they work lu relays. He can ! , (,lcf regions Is Oio.omMHto feet,
keep them all busy. He Is one of the , T1(l B(miliig ilmlx-r In Washington,
most rapid thinker In the street, and or,.K,u, and northern California at
hta action 1 a quick aa hi thought, j p,w,,t t twice that of the original
iietween 1S7 and UKW Mr. Harrt-; tlml,r nm f the northern woods,
man mastered the detail of his rail- j Washington produce alanit as many
road. No one who dm not know f(l(,( of and other lumber aa
the detail of a railroad can understand I t(ri).01, mi ff..rnla together. This
what this means. Through those years j S(aU, t,M for Its shingle, there
he watched the growth of th traffic ; jM,ll)(( lllor than l,t ahliil mills
of his roads and all of their competl
tors. 11 learned to Judg of th com
parative advantngea of declaring war
and of declaring peace with hi rlvala
m ui ei.-r.. ....av...
ed wnn a careuu y. uie cu.m-es o.
successful war and profitable peace in!
tbe rich valley, of th. coast, wher.
hi Oregon lines met the lines of J
j
Hill, and out on the plains of Nebras
ka, where his traffic agents met the
agents of the lUirhngton, tbe North
western and the St. Paul. He mas
tered the rate problem.
He followed close upon the heels of
J. J. Hill, that master of cheap trans
portation. He Imitated Mr. Hill s meth
ods, and It is said that h improved
upon them. Sometimes, by cutting
rate, he fought his great antagonist
on th. north, metlme. by . . traffic '
truce, by a joint " hen sap Is running. Most bird, like
the surrender of a marke t Placated M ,,, pf
bin, Always, say the esterr, ";.',,.. fllllm, . tw, vU.1(lg
road men. for every yard h. yielded
ur RIIHUTi 1
r.tif. nneaUfoitf a if (Til!v BllhtlrV
he spread his empire Into the north.
pushing In the outposts of the Hurling ,
I ..t .h
ton. the Northern raclfic and the
' . vu fm..
Great Northern. He gathered traffic
from all fielda. competitive and non
competitive: made markets where no
I. - - 1.-1 . t.Ar..M- V. al f.I f h
great desert develop; nursed Portland
and San Francisco Into great power.
He made the I'nlon Pacific and the
Union Pacific made him.
APRON WASHINGTON WORE
tntcrestlng Masonic Hello Owned br
a l.odue in Illinois. j
What 1 considered one of th most
Interesting possesions of Masonry In
the world is the property of the lodge
of Leroy, 111. It I the spron worn by ;
(ieneral George Washington, first Pre
lilent of the United States, when en
gaged In tbe ceremonies of the order
The apron la of white silk and Uk
embroidery of Inuu.nerable emblems of
the order Illustrates reedlework talent
of a high order. It was given to tin
organisation by a member, C. A.
Whitehead.
Almost as Interesting Is a letter writ
ten April 4, 1W3, by John Walcot'..
vho received the apron from hla
grandfather, Oliver Walcott, one of the
signers of the Declaration of I tide
pendenc.
The letter states that the apron wu
broughr to the United State by th -Marquis
de Lafayete and presented to
General Washington.
Oliver Wolcott wa tbe Senior War ,
den of the Masonic lodge of which
Washington wss a member, and after
tbe death of the latter the apron
given to Mr. Wolcott, It ha slnn
been handed down from generation tr
generation, until It finally reached the
lodge room In Leroy,
According to the Wolcott tetter, the
apron Is about 1'5 years old.
On the upper flap of th apron 1 a
human eye embroldred In gray silk
and urrounded by a many pointed
tar. Below Is shown a representation
of an altar of blocked atone. In the
foreground on tbe extreme aides art
two pedestals of gothlc style and on
top of each Is a glove resting In a sup-
porting frame.
Haf-way to the background two
pct, connected at the top by a clrcu
lar frame, support a standing figure of
s woman supposed to represent Jus ,
flee.
On each side ure embroidered
words and other objects. At the rear ;
of the altar the lilMe, with pnge j
opened at the gospel of St. John, In
seen, and on both sides mid above arc'
burning candle. Outside the main
pillars are shown various other em
blems of Masonry, such as a miniature
representation of Noah's ark, an an
chor, ladder, beehive, hand of Justice
and scales, vessels of Incense snd a
(lotting hand. At the base of tin
front of the altar are seen additional
emblems, inch as a shovel, pick,
t'vjwel, corner stone, hour glass,
scythe, compass, etc. Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune.
He Wa Mad, All Itlghr.
Judge Richard W. Clifford Is prover
bial for bis original humorous stories,
and one of bis latest Is told of a cor
pulent German who came rushing
Into the circuit court one morning be
fore court was called and said:
"I vant to git a warrant for a man
to kill a tog."
"Well, my man, you don't come to
this court to get warrants In cases of
that kind. If you want the dog killed
you should go to a police court," said
the Judge.
The German started to leave, when
the Jndge Inquired In an Interested
manner:
"Did the dog bite you
"Yeas; be bit me."
"Weill was the dog madr
"Vas de tog madt? No; I rag madt"
Chicago Record Ilerald.
' Maoh Timber Caonl.
Aeros th grt lakes la Canada
there lie on of th world's Urgent
reserve ef timber. In spile of
tariff Imposed much of this timber
today coming to the United Btatea.
The forests of the lUmilnloo are begin
ning to yield abutidnutiy. More Uian
10O.000.000 fet of pine sawing sud
square timber, during a recent season,
were cut upn territory held under
timber license from th crown.
of Canada's timber Isnd n
... .ven been eiplored
in uie
within It border. At Tacoimt are lo-
cuted the largest sawmills lu th
fatted Slutes.
Aboul ,,lriV,.r;y, ,,,.,
,,,. of vears lumbermen
fc ,,,,
" . W(HH,
w
to assume the mottled ami spotted
form known as "bird's eye." lu a
hundred rock maple tree perhaps one
Is a blrd'seye. Nobody can pick the
specific tree out by inspecting the bark
or the maimer of growth. You may
have to chop "JkO trees in-fore you And
one. but It l worth the sucrlltce.
I'nct Is, the woodMvki'rs make all
the blrd'seye maple there Is In th
world. In (lying about the woods
......... . nu-k niui.U Itm Hint
-If
holes In the trunk and tuen
stand against the bark and drink the
" ' ou,
After the sap has cei
,1.1
the tree have leaved
eased to flow and
out now wood
The pecking and sap gathering gix-s
until the tree, having ;
'
'
gins to furnish fluid containing less
siinar. In ten or twelve years aft-r
II. a t.lr.1.. .(till S trM. ll)H h,lll,S It f., nil 1
' . , . ' ... ,
grow n ii and nolsly can pick out the :
big bird's-eyes from other trees tint
the woodpeckers did not visit. New
Vork Sun.
Theory of I rnu h Waller.
"1 hnv a theory about OysprpsU
and Indigestion." said the ticiid waiter
lu a l'remh restaurant, "that I tlilnk
: ought to be (iiiiii!crd by sufferers
from stomach riunplalnta. I believe
that iniii'h of this cinsa of trouble la
due to people's persistency lu eating
the same kind of bread for weoks,
months and sometimes years, without
a change.
"Now, nobody does that with sny
other kind of food; meat, for Instance,
or vegetables, or fruit or other de
sert. Vet the average man will eat
tbe same kind of bread twice or even
three times s day and think himself
wise. The stoiiun h, unless It Is of ex
traordinary diminution, will naturally
get tired of flili monotony and refuse
properly to digest this eternal bread.
Then the bread eater knows he has
dyspepsia and starts on a course of
dieting generally sticking ri'llgloils!y
to the same old bread Unit most often
leave blm lu worse plight than ever.
"There are many varieties of bread
corn, rye, whole wheat, grnham, Hoj
tou brow n, aerated, barley, Vienna and
French broad. All of these differ In
i the making and the material, and If,
the average man would only lake a
; turn at some of them for a change
from his regular loaf be would find
, himself healthier and happier." New
York Huu.
A Hnlflsh Monopoly.
Two men were illscusslng monop
olies, one ninliitnliiliii; th;it there are
both good and bud monot,olles. and
that those he was connected with are
distinctly of the good sort. Then, says
the New York Trlh.nie, he proceeded
' Illustrate what a bad monopoly Is,
and to show the nature of a bad uio-
nopollat;
There was a young man In the South
who went one summer on a visit to
some relatives lu the North. Ou his
return be sought out another young
man, and said, Impressively:
"Look a here, I understand that you
took advantage of my absence from
town luat mouth to go calling on Mist
Henrietta Ilrown."
"You are mistaken," the other man
answered. "It Is her Ister, Mlsi
Cliirlsstt Drown, that I've been calling
on."
"Well, sir." tnld the first, "Hint
makes no difference. I've got Uiy eye
on both them girls.''
Generosity.
Beggar Pardon, sir, but this nickel
you gnve m Is lend.
Kenevolent Old Man Why, so It Is!
Well, keep it, niy man, as a reward of
your honesty. I,e Journal.
HE ATTENDS TO BUSINESS
ho joe slralifht to work
to cure
Hurts.Sprains.Bruises
by th use of
PUTNAM
Come Now
Own Up
You don't Use those gray
hairs, do you? And your hus
bind cerulnly doesn't like
them. Then hy not try a
bottle of Ayer'aHalrVlBor?
It restores color to gray hair
every time, all the deep, rich
color of early life. And It
cures dandrufT also.
?Jra l it pSrtllt wssiwrnes It
Skat IIovt. iiimH.
(ie., liwslL, SleM
iluiere ef
jm -4,M suaiMisnn e
M t gAS5sf Agll
lifers
gAg5ArRIUi.
rtCtUUL
At the Market IVKws
"Huron, what did J"' ""' b'
fur blnh.lay preiilst"
"Soldiers."
"And your daughter?"
"1 bought hr one, too- lluteaot.
riifgetid tllaeltvr.
For foriv v-ar's I'lso-s Cur for Con
(iinipilon bs" curel wiuglis aud ooida. At
druggists. I'tU '.'A reota.
Nu Improvement on Natara.
hale ratieut Ilrt you iold me
the.e false twlh would 1 Jt ''d
as natural ones, and they burl uie huf
nhly. I'aliilesa JlntUl Well, didn't your
natural one hurt youT I Mr.
rVrtatnsnllr Cowa. aiset HmsiM
nr rtisl tl.i'iUHKf l KutM'stlrvsl Nr
Kl.ff. Miil ft.f , rr l'tl tw.HI snd Irvall.
In. h II alius. IJ4..SII Ar.b ll. I'kil4-lls, I s.
MHleely.
I.leui on ut I ha a very pretty
- ijiilitn-ii t fur you. One of th young
Udii'S thought I was th aiiihor of your
Isirst poem. 'I'lirgriid lllseller.
Mutbsrswlll S'l His. Wiissiuw'e mhitg
"yrup (lis best rmlT u us lur tbell kU4rsa
durlog the lawlaliig laibsl.
Whfo one hs spent a day or irs (
In visiting at s fre.id'e house, ordinary j
courtesy uVuiau-l thst. ou oue's rclurn
hmnn, a u .is shsil be wrilteu prumpliy
to the bostrss tlunk.ug her fur her l !
ant husiilial.ty.
II 00 Rewarg, f I00.
The rulers .l litis i-siar Bill t t,lS"' f
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1 m
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i....r llisl ihry nltr on llun tte.1 l..ilsie
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Soi l I'f l tugs I its. i M,
lis. is i eiuiir 111 is sis in best.
Moving there.
"Will you start the cheese this way,
plraaeT .ili the thin (warder at illu-lu-r.
"It's not uene for cheese yst," said
the fat boarder.
"No. but If you start It now It will
probably get her by the time I'm
ready fur It." Vonkers Statesman.
SrnJ postal for
"Hook of
frtunts '
Send
for Ki
right a- Vfv
way. It'
purer and
more efficient
than any Bak
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cost three timet
as much.
25 oz. for ,25c.
A llgroctrt
PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD,
tht Orralrsf Cfnillilnnrr mn.t Utint t'tlttntr "
HoKtt" no mure work nu I... lrr.1 COW gle woe sod rusar
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I'OKtlAND MtO t Partlsna, Oieg.a. taast Agents
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DENTISTS
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Omsm veilings llll II
10 IJ.
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Ll IS lime. .l.iii,!,!. "
Ilia Last Ilaai,
The ttllior of the runkvlli, rtl.
loin' hud sloinl the (limit of th ig
opposition long he could. .
(lunlly armed himself and waited oa
hi loathsome contemporary,
"Where's the edlliirr he slmutod,
(he ottii't liny opeiied the door,
"lie's dead. Hlmt lilmsvif u
night." '
"Scooped again, by snake!" CUv.
land Lender.
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they sre the ptoduct of
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St Jacobs Oil
snd saves tlnio. money and
(il oul ol misory quickly.
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