The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, October 20, 1905, Image 4

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    Why Refer
to Doctors
Because we make medicines
for them. We give them the
formula for Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral, and thy prescribe it
for coughs, colds, bronchitis,
consumption. They trust it.
Then you can afford to trust
it. Sold for over 60 years.
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vers
yex'a PHI greatly aid the) Chorry
pectoral in umiKinii r .
The Difference.
There it cood story tbld of Sir
Chieb-Cben Lo Keng-luh, who was for
mer) Chinese minister to Engiana
Tun lira he wis secretary to Li Huug
Chang. He U a very able nun. and
among other accomplishments speaks
aad write English., perfectly. The
story Is given in "The Navy at I Have
Known It"
U Hung Chang Is reported to have
aid to him, "I don't know how It a
we aend our men to Europe and Amer
! mnA hire foreign instructor in
nr college, as no tne Japanese, oui
mm Aa not seent to derive the advan
tage from their instruction which the
Japanese do."
To this Chieb-Chen Lo Feng-luh re
plied: t "- -
"That 1 quit true. I was a das
anate of the. Marquis Ito la England.
Ha i aow prime minister, and I am
your excellency' sec rotary."
Turkish women do not com iota con
trol of their private fortunes until after
marriage. Then they ran dispose of one
third ot it without the husband's consent.
' A rtw bargains or
Tha American Real Estate l Guaranty Co.
Horde Ooatitv SI-Act Dalrv Rmnch. I'ock and
eara-lur-, S1.MI0: 4ia-Arre Iatrr Hanrh ud Fruit
Farm, i.tii: ttt-Acr Fruit I a-ni. lt. amhill
Cihib T-RA'Tr Kami. bulldlna and fruit.
Slog.: -Aeta Kurm. .t.uou: lo-Acre Farm. l.JO.
Ht la tLiv-rr lUn louual: town. tl. 300. tianarai
MricluiilwiuMX St. Mat, laTvtf. VuliiJ
formation at offlca. I2 ,-n.tb St. Ko I far
kjAOnajo. abvtnlaCTrjrwnrn.
Fruit Farm Bargain
On White Salmon River
Two hundred acres (40 leased school
land) with 1150 young iruit tree, most
ly Spitienberg and Newton apples. On
stsge and R. . I. r.ute ; Ji mile from
scliool. Irrigating ditch covering gar
dens and small fruit". 1 Stork and tool
with place. Price 14.000; 2,500 down.
For lurtlier particulars address
H. M. AHRCNS. White Salmon, Wash.
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On thb oat, tern ns wtththe aaaas
' ast adlmKS of yourself ana twa of yaw
' friend, an the J whf yo wm SfOBtHv
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, yom wMh 5.Q0 on our Ka.OO scholarahip.
i Our achoot oars txrtptloaal advantaco to
' atudlsofBBainu.bittuiid.EUali,c1c.
Best Isstsuctios toetrr Tuitios
HIT! na (tltltM It 11 1 tl a
the multnomah '
business institute:
m. a. aiaiN, ma.
aa .htm sr. ' PORTLAND. ORE. .
WET WEATHER COMFORT
-I ks aaad yew FISH BRANO
Blickar for f i and caa tnitk
tully aay that I m'
anything giS SO BMe eota,
tort ana aatitfsetioa. EacloMa ,
find my srdar for snothar ona."
(imum aao aooaaaa oa Annuo)
Toa ea dtfi ttw hardest ttora with Totar'i
Witirproof Oiled Clothing and Hits.
nightst Atard World's Fair. lM.
OUR OUARANTf E BACjB OF THIS
BION Of THE FISH
A. J. TOWER CO. T$W-R3
BMtaa. U. 8. A. a a a
70WER CAKADIAK CO. paa,":
ToaoaTO, CAUSA
Take my
advice
comes to you as nature's
food, direct from the best
wheat fields of the world.
Actually (he Meat of the
Wheat nothing added
nothing taken away.
" Two Honest Pounda
' In Every Package.
RICE a O CENTS
Speak toYn..-'--
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in ii ri. nolo oy aruigistn
B
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PACIFIC CABLE
After nianv years of battling against dilncultlea. direct cable coiumunl-
catlona from the Vntted State to China and Japan by way of the Commer
cial Cable Company l assured, and the project of the lata John W. Mackay
la on the eve ot realisation. '.
With the signing of an agreement by M. Takahlra, Japaue minister,
between tha Japanese government and the Commercial Pacific Caldo Com
pany, landing privilege and connection In Japan are obtained. Landing
right were obtained by the company from China several weeks ago.
Efforts to establish an all American Pacific cabla to tha far East were
begun by John V. Mackay many years ago. Varloua btlla were Introduced
In Congress, but always met defeat until Presldeut McKiuley championed
the enterprise. In 1KW. and urged In a message to Congress the necessity
for cable communication with the far East. At that Urns another contro
versy arose between the Senate and House of Representatives over govern
ment control of the cable, and the President's message wa fruitless.
In 1901 Mr. Clarence H. Mackay. president of the Commercial Cable
Company, went Jwfore Congress and offered on the part of hta company to
lay the cable aa a private enterprise, unsubaidised and entirely under Amer
ican control. Hla offer was eventually accepted, and meanwhile the Com
mercial Pacific Cable Company was organised and the cable was laid to
Honolulu and the Philippines. Now It has been extended to China and Japan.
WORLD'8 HIGHEST TOWEH.-
Hug Cylindrical Shaft to Be Built for
the Amuaetntat of w-Torkara,
Original always and In all things.
New York Is soon to have the oddeat
amusement enterprise on the face of
the earth. In the shape ot a tower
taller than any structure In the world
and equipped with a larger variety of
combined entertainment and utilities
than anything that has ever existed
for the edification of the millions who
are constantly snd hungrily seeking
new pleasures.
Called "The Weber Tower." after it
designer, Cati .Weber, one of the best
known exoerts In the matter of tall
steel-concrete constructions, the build
ing will be unique In many ways, sml
when It has been erected, either In one
of the parks of Manhattan, or In some
equally 'prominent spot, it will un
questionably be oue of the foremost
attractions of the metropolis.
In the first place, it will reach the
enormous height of l.'.Ts) feet. Just 258
feet taller than the Eiffel tower in
Paris, and more than twice as tall as
the Washington monument, wnicn,
with 555 feet, is at present the high
est permanent structure in the world.
It will so far overtop everything in
New York that comparison is idle, the
Park Bow building, which now holds
pre-eminence, being only SS2 feet high,
and the St. Paul building, ranking
second, having but 308 feet. In Eu
rope, after the Eiffel tower, there is
ly the Vim Cathedral, with 528 feet,
hut this la excelled by the City Hail
in Philadelphia, with 548 feet.
Height alone, however, will not be
the chief recommendation of the Web
er tower. It will be a skyscraper of
universal Invitation. If you are a
business man you will be able to rent
offices Inside Its tall but lofty
stretches. If you want an evening's
frolic you will be escorted to the high-
GOTHAM'S PROPOSED TOWER.
est roof garden In the world, 1,100 feet
above the sidewalk, which is so blgb
that every other roof garden will look
like a pigmy patch of light without
form or substance. If you are an as
tronomer you will And all the para
phernalia for the study of the heavens
at such close range that you will hard
ly need a telescope. And, above all,
there will be the necessary precautions
to prevent yon Jumping off If you are
one of those persons who get that Im
pulse whenever they reach the top of
a high place.
Although virtually nothing bas been
known of this remarkable project ex
cept by those most Intimately asso
ciated with it the plans have so far
. i . -. i - 1 1 ni.Aiii.a ... i.ii
progresseu uini in un iiaeiiuotju n win
be an accomplished fact In a reason
ably short time. Several of the most
influential capitalists In New York
have taken It up and have ben so
much Impressed with It that the vast
urn required for It Is practically
ready and actual work will probably
begin before the winter sets In. So
thoroughly has the scheme been
worked out that the whole structure
can be completed and ready for use
within a year sfter the beginning n
the operation. wwe. wm b. entlre)7
novel. Its main part Is to be cylin
drical. In the form of a shaft of thirty-five
feet Inside diameter, the lower
800 feet reinforced by a system of
ribs,' while the largest outside diam
eter will be 10 feet Balconies for
the accommodation of visitors will be
provided at various heights, and the
highest platform accessible to the pub
lic will be 1,200 feet above the street
1 1
if is
UNE5 EXTENDED.
level, where there will be space for
a many as 1,800 persons at one time.
According to present plana, eight el
evators will run In the main shaft,
with a capacity of about 1.230 per
sons every hour. The main platform,
however, where there will be a roof
garden that can be inclosed when th
neceaalty arises, will be 1,100 feet high
Here there will be refreshment stands.
a post office, telegraph office, public
telephones, toilet room and about ev
erythlng else that modern exigencies
demand, while well-informed guides
will be In attendance to point out and
-explain the wonderful views from
every side and to furnish Held glasses
when required. Another novel fea
tu re will be provision for a United
States weather observatory, which will
be higher than any now In use, as
well as several rooms applicable to
private aclentlflc research.
From tha base of the tower tip to
the 300-foot balcony there will he
eighteen stories, some of which will
be utilised for office purposes snd some
for entertainment. There will be am
pie room for a theater, as well as for
s museum and other exhibitions. As
a matter of fact, half a dozen distinct
entertainment enterprises may be In
eluded in this great space without con
fllct The second floor, however, will
be reserved for a restsurant of the
first class, with about 10.0)10 square
feet of floor space, and. of course, the
most up-to-date Improvements In the
way of comfort and decorative effect
On the lower floor there will be
stores, but only such as will tie In har
mony with the purposes of the entire
edifice, and here also will tie. located
the electric machinery for the opera
tion of the elevators aud the power
for the light, heat, ventilation, ap
paratus, and so on, although this will
be of snch a magnitude that a part of
It will go below the main stairway.
Although details of the architectural
ornamentation have not yet been per
fected. It is promised that the en
trances especially will be extraordl
narily elaborate, with marble columns.
spacious stairways, promenades, recep
tion rooms and other feature of lux
ury and splendor. So far aa may be
possible this effect of richness will be
striven for from the base of the build
Ing to the top of the tower.
Whatever other attractions the build
ing may contain, the top of It will be
the greatest, by reason of the Im
mense height and the magnificent view
to be bad there, to say nothing of the
quality of the air In any kind of
weather. Before the eyes of the spec
tator there will He the whole city of
New York, the Atlantic Ocean as far
as the sight can reach, the Hudson
river and the surrounding country to
a distance of 250 miles. It has been
estimated that the view will take In a
territory of 30,000 square miles.
MARITIME WORLO'8 FAIR,
Robert Fulton AaaiTsrsary Will Be a
Memorab Occasion.
Plan are being made In New York
tn celebrate two years hence the cen
tenary of the nse of steam In navlga
tlon by the holding of what would
seem to be a sort of maritime world'
fair, says the Clevetsnd Plain Dealer.
On Aug. 7, 1807, Robert Fulton' Cler
mont made ber epoch-making voyage
on tbe Hudson wnicn revolutionises
sea commerce and sea warfare. Tbs
Clermont wa not tb first steamboat,
for attention la now being called to an
Interesting coincidence which should
give the proposed celebration a double'
significance. In 1907 It will be just
200 years since the Frenchman, Pspln
drove a crude steamboat on the river
Fulda. But though the Clermont was
not the first steamship, she marked a
all events the beginning of (team nav
igation, and It will not detract from
her inventor's fame to recall that th
centennial celebration In bis honor will
be also a bicentenary in marine annals.
New York Is, of cenrse, the place of
all others for the observance of the
anniversary, for not only was the
Clermont's momentous voyage made In
its waters, but the city Is the foremost:
port In the new world, and has, more
over, In Its grand bsy and two great
rivers, a natural setting unsurpassed
anywnere on earth for a maritime
speVtaele such as is contemplated.
The affair should with the most per
fect propriety be of an Industrial
rather than a military character and
celebrate the victories of peace rather
than those of war, for tha revolution
In naval warfare followed necessarily
from Clermont's performance. Jt.js
proposed,however,wjold---(
TA'ru"spectal fltnes, for Togo la tb
grestest naval warrior In the day of
steam, as Nelson was in the day of
sail. Tb presence of the victor In
the only great naval battle since steam
was applied to ship would be more
than an interesting feature of what
should be made a really remarkable
and truly International occasion.
History says a man's sins will And
blm out; but men continue to bet that
they won't;
8LEPDINQ IN f WEOEN.
Out j Country in Which th Hiwrkstoi-
tlun Is lu loiuiuoii iaH
The Swedes have made a flue art of
sledding. Their fastest aiea is cauu
the sparkstott.ug aud I an exooeu
i...,iv lu-hi all that th Inhabitants
of Norrlaud, a province situated at the
north of Sweden, employ uunng
winter as a means of locomotion.
Th. use of it now extend through
out Sweden, where race upou this
original vehicle constitute one of the
most highly appreciated sport ot
ter. Among other people of the north.
In Russia, Scotland and Germany, this
sport is entirely unkmTwn, a fact that
1 somewhat extraordinary, considering
that the sparkstottlug can be employ
ed In all countries In which the rigors
of wluter permit of' the use of ordi
nary sleds.
The sparkstottlug Is constructed en
tirely of Norway spruce. It Is straigui,
of eioiisated form aud weigh uo more
than thirty pounds. It consist or two
runners, curved upward In front, and
.w ami mw half feet In length. To
ech of the runners is fixed an upright
that serves both as a point of support
and a tiller. Th eutlre affair Is con
nected br two or three crossplecca, one
of which eupports a light eat placed
twelve Inches above the surface.
The Norrland sled differs perceptl
bly from the Vesterbotten type, in
which the runners, which are much
shorter, are not shod with Iron, but
are well greased or Impregnated with
boiling tar. The lightest and best type
for racing is the one manufactured at
I'mea, Norway, lu order to push the
snarkstottlnr the mcer. bearing with
both hamls upon the extremities or
the nprlghts. places his left foot upon
the runner to the left, aud then with
the right foot strikes the ground at
regular Intervals ao as to proiwl the
sled. forward.
It the snow Is very hard and the
racer Is not provided with spiked shoe;
It la necessary for him to tlx steel calk
to the soles. In recent time a hort
xontal bar, breast high, has beea placed
between the uprights. This tootlim-a
rlon renders the steering easier and
tw nldes permits of governing with a
slnsle hand. I'pon a level ront the
spsrkstottlng reaches a pretty good
speed without great effort
An exnerienced racer, when tne
anow Is In good condition, can easily
attain tile speed of a horse on a trot
In ascents It Is necessary to push the
sparkstnttlng or to drsg it bot this
does not cause much fatigue, owing
to Its lightness and the feeble aurfsce
In contact with the snow. With this
sled It la possible to run very fast.
nn,aTaa1aVe
Mrs. Chase's rosy fsce wor n
unaccustomed frown wheu ber friend.
Susan Wctherbee. csme In. and as
It did not lift Irnediately, Susan sought
to esse the situation. As a begin
nlng she asked Mrs. Chans If she hsd
met the new minister yet; If be hsd
csled. The question proved to have
been Judiciously chosen.
"Yes, be ha." reylled Mr. Chase,
lu a ton that plainly sal J she wlthed
he bad not.
"H' real social." Susan remarked
after a discreet pause. "I.Ike own
folks."
Mrs. Chase Ignored this "Susan.
she broke forth, "of all blundering
young ones, I b'lleve my Salome's
the worst. If there Is a wrong way
to say a thing she'll find It. And all
the time she's trying to be tactful
aud not hurt people's feelings. I
s'pose I ought to pity her for being
so afflicted, but most gen'rally sh
makes me angry."
"What's she said nowr Susan lu
quired, with mild curiosity.
"You may have noticed that Deacon
Chase got up and went out of charcb
last Sunday afternoon?"
"I did," said Susan, nodding twice,
to add emphasis to her reply.
"Well, this sfternoon, while I was
getting Into my dress I wss Just
changing when Mr. Mills csme 8s
tome entertained him. Just as I was
coming Into, the room 1 beard him
remark upon Deacon Chase's going
out so sudden.
" 'I hope nothing was the mstter?'
be says. 'I noticed be didn't come
back.'
" 'Ob, no,' said she, 'there wasn't
really anything tha matter, only pa's
troubled with somnsmbuflsra his
been tnc he w s bey.'
"Perhaps," Mrs. Cbss challenged,
"perhaps you think It wss easy to
converse after hearing thstF
"I guess you could do It If anybody
could," Susan returned, with ready ad
miration. "I talked, but I shsll never know
what I said," replied Mrs. Chase,
tragically. "When th minister 'had
gone I asked Salome what on earth
possessed her to ssy that"
"Whst'd she sayr
"She said aba didn't want tb min
ister to think bis second Sunday
here that ber pa didn't Ilk what be
was saying. It would hsre been aw
ful, she said, for prob'ly, she said,
he'd taken lot an' lots o' pains with
that sermon."
"I never!" said Susan. "What did
start the deacon tip?"
'. "Why, all of a sudden he remem
bered he'd left the gate between tb
pasture lot and the garden open, snd
be was afraid the cowd get in n'
eat up bis corn.
"She had, and be said when be got
ber out and saw what she'd don lis
wa'n't in sny frsms of mind to go
back to church, and be sat down In
the bsrn an' got cooled off." Youth'
Companion.
The sUngy . husband 1 represented
by th Bystandsr as scowling penuri
ously at bia wife.
"Please don't think," be said, "that
yon can hoodwink me over money mat
ters. Do you tblnk I bave lived all
these year for nothing"
And she replied, "I shouldn't b a
bit surprised."
Never worry about anything that
yon can put off until to-morrow. Many
ot th worries of to-day, If put off
until to-morrow, will tak car of
I themselves
"Did Msud and Clara kls aud tnak
upT "They klad and poiled their
make-up." Ex.
ITaa the circulation of your new
mairmliie eone nil?" "No. But th
magaslne ha." Mf.
Doctor Do you talk In your leep?
Patleut No, I talk In other people
I'm a clergyman. Brooklyn Life.
Mob Smith la sick abed." "Has he
got anything dangerous?" "Well, be'
ot young Dr. Joues." Town jopics.
Kulcker Is he a successful bus!
ties man? Booker I suppose so, he
boasts that he I going to be Investi
gated. Puck.
Husband Well. I must ay that all
fool are not dead yet! Wife laffec-
Hiinatelrl I'm glad of It, dear.
never look well In Mark.-Illustrated
Bits.
Tommy, why Is It that you are al
ways fighting with little Willie Bus
kirk?" "'Cause he can't run aa fast
aa me 'n' 1 can lick him." Chicago
Becord Herald.
That man says a dishonest dollar
never passed through his hands." "Not
If he could help It." answered Senator
Sorghum; "he always held on to II."
Washington Star.
Uenlus," be said, "should never be
hampered with the care f a family
MUtake," aald the married man, - in
tbl extravagant age It take a genius
to keep a family."
Cttlaen What possible excuse did
you fellow have for acquitting that
murderer? Juryman Insanity, l tu
ten lie! The whole twelve of you?
Cleveland Leader.
Clltsen Why don't you nominate a
good, honest Incorruptible man for
this office? Politician What tn
use? We'll have a good majority with
out It." Cleveland leader.
Poor fellow, I pity hlui: Th en
gagement ts at an end. "t.racioiis
Do you mesn to say the girl has gone
back on htm?" "Worse than tnat
She bns been married to blm."
Pa." asked Tommy, "what's th
difference between 'assurance,' auu
Insurance?"' "Well, my sun. one Is
what the agent has and the other Is
what be persists In trying to sell yon.
Teacher If a man geta four dollars
for working eight hours a day. what
would he get If he worked ten hours
a dsy? Johnny Ten hours a day
Gee! He'd get a call down from de
union.
"Now." aald the teacher, who ha
ben giving an elementary tnlk upon
architecture, "can any little boy tell
me what a 'buttress' Is? " "I know
shouted Tommy Snisrt. "A nanny
gost"
Sympathetic I.ody Very and that
your husband should have lost hi
leg! How did It happen? Mrs Mug
gle Why, be got run over by one o'
these 'ere substruction engine, nils
Puucb.
Mrs. Baekmeddcrs What's them
numbers on the autermoblle fer,
Hlrara? Mr. Backuiedders Why,
that's the feller's score. It shows how
msny folks he's run over. Chicago
Dally News.
"Mike." said rioddlng Tele." don't
yon wish dot you wss one o' dese here
trust msgnatesr "Naw." was the sn
swer; "It 'ud be too much like trndln'
off a good appetite fur a case o' dys
pepsy." Washington Star.
Stop!" she cried; "If you dure to
put your arms s round me I shsll "
What?" he asked wben she hesitntiii.
Humph!" she replied. "If you hail
any spunk you'd go ahead snd find
out." Chicago Becord Hepild.
"Dat dog o' mine." said Mr. Krss-
tus Pi,nkly, "keeps on a -try In' to wimp
ev'y four footed critter dst comes
down de road. "He must ne a light
er." "No. suh. He ain't no fighter.
But he don' aeem able to reoo nine de
fack."
We had quite a prominent actor aa
a guest at our house the other even
ing." "Gracious! didn't you find It
hsrd to entertain him?" "Oh, no, we
Just handed him a bunch of photo
graphs and hla own was among them.
He amused himself for hours. Phila
delphia Press.
Mlsa OUIgold Before I give you my
answer. Count, tell ine one tiling.
When my freshness of youth ts gone,
snd th band of time has diminished
wbstever beauty I possessed; wheu ad
vancing years csuse my cheeks to fails
and my charms to vanishtell me,
Count will you love me then? The
Count I do.
First Cabman What did yoiicharga
thst stranger for driving lilm around
ths corner to the hotel? Second Cab
man Four dollars and liluety sevuu
cents. First Cabman Why didn't you
make It an even five dollars? Second
Cabman Because four dollars snd
ninety-seven cents was all he had.
I.lpplncntt's.
"How do you get so many snbscrllr-
ers?" asked the visitor to the office of
the great magazine, "Just between
you and me I'll tell you the secret. All
the manuscript sent In I keep. 1 un
swer the contributor and tell them
the stuff will be used as soon as avail
able. That makes them subscribers
for life." Indianapolis Star.
Serpen t Immune, from It Venom
On of the most Important things
about serpent venom is that escb
specie seems to h Immune to It own
poison. If s make Is Inoculated with
Its own venom It remains unnffei e,.
M. C. Phlsallg, who has done so much
on this subject finds experimental nvl
dence that this Immunity Is to be at
tributed to the presence In the Mux
of a free antitoxin. This neutrallxnii
the poison as It Is Introduced.
New J ib for II I m.
"Have you 'Lost Twenty-four
hours'?" naked the old lady of the new
clerk In the hook store.
"No, Indy," he replied, "I ain't had
time. I only en mo hc. o to dny." Phil
adelphia Press.
rT r. 5 fTiDF' S offensive-.
" - . ..
M..ti.lar la more offensive llian an
t.- -fiia-a to heal, ratlentiy, uay aucr u.y, . - -.--. -'"7
salve Powder, etc., that it heart, of is tried, but UoeB no good, until u..vT
SfffMriirowV ot ensive to the aufferer and h. becomes dlsinjited Bud mor.
giKuioi iigiun v . . k juna,arou. because tha same rem
the blood and BS loot u Some years ago mv blood becsms poUonsd, and
remains the bom will be h uuelur told me I would have running sore (or
there and continue to grow ,ilt inj ,,.t If they wete closed up th result
worse Bud more destructive. woud he falsi. Under tht discouraging rtport I
The fact tlint thousands ol left off their treatment and resorted to the us of
i t M.ua lmve been cut out 8. 8. 8. It effects were prompt and rratUylng.
2nd en he boSS BCMPed. It took only a short while for the tti.dlcloe to eS.
Bud even lus w c",l' ,,ly Cur-'1ID th. sores, and I am not dead as the
,nd J7";"V, doctors
Uttpuiaoi ,vrr broken out again, jonn w, a'VXUia.
blood is diseased nnd rcsiion- Wnttiiar, W. Vs., May 8, looj.
Suable Sue 's losUn "eximentlng with ..tcrnaJ treatment, .uch u
sws wiwder.. washes, etc., because the germs and poisons in the Mood
wist VrUtoved before . cure can be eflccteJ. 8. 8. 8. cleanses and pud.
Z he circulution so that it carrie. rich new blood to th. part. bbXub
exhilarating tonic, aids the digestion and puts every part ol the bod; u
ood nealt ii v condition. Book on the blood, with any medical sd vice wi.hcd.
llUlOUl CUUrEC.
The tirraiesi Invention.
vvhai .l.i von const ler th grastsst In-
tsnll'Ui of modern limes?"
Ths phonograph, snswsrnn in v
lltlcnl to". who ss nsnni iruum. w...
mis of hla l.siiiscioiis suhonlliistas. 'It
n.Ti-r ssy s thing tlsl hs.H't hesa told
to It 1." somebody that know. st bs Is
(alkiug about Yvssniug'uu oiar,
He Neve Smiled Agsla.
Miss Stringent Yea. Mr. Mmly. I
think you wmilil nitk a loraiy coma
dun.
MiisaTthr Yiiu flatmr m. mil no yon
rra!lv think 1 hste tslsat?
Mi.. Mtrlnsent t)h. a.l secasasruy; ;
but yuu hsv sack s funay fsce,
riTB rtananllr t arns. imnr ,
Mid n Sila uw.if lr Hllna-allraal Na
Haaiutai. nana l r ran S al bulat laow
tlt.H. II fclliia. U4..SU r runau.iMia, . av
Msch In Ml tie.
Mullum lo Psrvo," rl th aisa
ens th streat. "Nsr. IB.ti s tjuaar
Btollo for s shoe maker.
"liuass It s s!l right, thnugh," r.Jolo
ad ths oh, (wlnemsa oa ths eorsar
"Yuu sss. hi te-ilty It lullns snots.
Information Wanted.
I'niiti.o Ye. u tsr boy. J
l,
" ' rraaauce, IfcU ttk dsy ol Iwronhar. P.ltai
SS""- . , i . . . A, W, MLB",
lonning ! you ' srkittsh It? I hotarr ruMla.
t'ppaoo-Whiteet.h It! Wk.l for? ji'
Kownlag To kta the latscta off.! J, rtttrrh Bare It -at as latenieJIf . ta4
doochtr knonl ', sria anariij va is kl A 4 tu u r(
- ui ka lam Han"! 1 t taaumoalslt. rraa
. I r J tllNKT A' O., TUdhO.
Plm'a Torn I. s .km1 couth sitUlcln. h.i.i li,..i.i.
ll has cu rail rousht snd colds for frty
ysars. At drtKnu. a cams.
Not Bo Itentarkaale.
Pirknr Hatr tbout Ikt lr t!t
-urumg? Stta oaopls btr!y tp4 i
ilk ih.ip llaa. Kauiarhabla. trtaa'l It?!
Knr.n-1 ltd lo sat aorlU.Ua sry
rtoi.rkihlo slwut II.
I'srknr-War. isn't It r.mtrktblt thst
the seven pt-p:. tti-sptd wttk their'
''T'' . v- . .i.i.
Knrsin-Na. Had thy etesotd ltl (
oul Ih.r litts it would ksts Uatii lra!y
r,u"rk,b"'
Poral an Dinner.
Persian dinners sr very much like
ours, only turned the wrung nsy
round. The feast Is preceded by
pipe while tea snd sweets sr bsudeil
bout Then the iervsnls of the home
sppcar. bringing in s long irstncr
sheet, which they spread In th Uil.Mln
of the floor. The guests aijnat sroun l
this, tailor fathlnn. Wben all are seat
ed, s fist losf of brand Is placed be
fore every one, snd the band then coin-
mences to pity. The various dishes
are brought In on trsys. and srrsngnd
amund the let t tier sheet st llitervsl
The covers sre then retuorrd, the host
tsyt II! in 1 1 lu It lln the name or lil),
a ul without another word they til fall
to. . 1
AYcCetaUle Prr parnlionfarAs
slmilalinfi lt Food and Betf ula -lutg
the Stuioada and Dowels of
Troniolcs DifjeslioitjQirtrfur-
ncss fliKi lii'sti onuiin nclllrr
Ojmim.Morvlune noriutial
Not NAitcuTic.
Mt Tavna
Jm
Apcrfecl Rcmedv forronsllrwi
Hon , Sour Stomch,I)inrrhot
tVont,t,onvtiihH)n3,-cvfnsh
ncss find Lohh or SLEEP.
Facsimile Siijnnlurc of
NKW YOIIK.
nwaMibdz-j. - Mn?.fit,ai:a in t a ri "if ft i. ,1 II
txAcrconrorw.APPra - J
SMaajjaa iji... . JJjj2ilaiaaiaSn
W a Un aruwn an t liri.i, , iiim,ui , a n,
'r'ri' up l,w, In ,,. ,.
stilat un lo III r, ii r ni.iulh iwmrrlabir, lr.
W. A. Vt l liai li.u H a aal way tnrilia"!
n-'ili l ...liii,.,, wiiiinui pain, lir. T, I',
Wlaa l an (..n al , u, ,rt , .,,
ml lirlila work. l.lrai l ii Ir.a i
lilalrt or iinilH ar. , ril r il,
WISE BROS.
DENTISTS
ft'iin nine., tii'm i , ,1 w.hii,uiii sia,
Opnn avaniima till u (...-St. H,i,,,taa iron.
I m U. ur Ja i m,
w. w. a, wist
u flafABMJaaartkW
wiu . -
toUinated I would be, neither have the
Sure or uicrr y1 .-.--. . , w.-
remove. the genus and poisons, but strengthens tha
blood and builds up the entire system by stimulate
Ing the organs, increasing th. appetite and giving
energy to the weak, wasted constitution. It is aa
Wa - s - wnnnw "W m
An Optlmlsile.Vlew. ,
Mugglua Rj fu Anally mutrd as
eoiirsgs t propose to Miss Sprlngsr, sk
Whst wss the result?
Itasfinn-Sh dismlsasd without
esrnuiouy. '
Mm. Ins-Oh. lt, aont yon .ear.
Th. hc of ceremony saved J.u ts.
m
Yea Cs (let Allen's reet-tUtet FBEB.
a. ii. Ulan B (itttiatad. U Kef . M. Y . hl
rraa aauiila ot Allan a M tm,
tvasiliif . tiut awotlsn. trains Isai. II saa
St or ll theat as. A rtrlala SMIJ h
Mima. lnt'owlnt"t" ""Bless ',?n,f
Juutsllii. m. iwtri ' say tuMUui.
Urvnntl lot. Action. ,
H tlliblat IU. ivu-.tsee, my Ml,
book?
CrltlrutN'o: wlitt't III till of It?
tnVrittlrtTt "I'otnttktng of t U i sa
in "
Crlilnit Wbstt lo fea mss I tJ ,
m that o hat unlit your lute
biogrsyh?? Brats o ositv ntv Tot-pn, I
ImtioiHt. t
Fstss t ssatv tstka entk Ual kt ts
aauii.r nansar el tiis srtnot I.J imn
t o . S-li.aT butiasasln tat'HrtTl1i,lt).
If an.t stait slottMie. tnai taai aao arm win
ir tttionottK lit NUNS f iHil.lak .
aa n ami arara. "i ' -. wm
mu.mA I ha baa, ul 111 ft riTttlM I'l'Bt
' miMt J I lllMV
Uail .alli nil ia Ifct VatV
I'espoken Words. -
Chsrllthl Lady My gd ms. wktl
tiiuli tjtt sf lo S tJy lb'f not
Ilk Ibr.t t.usr. iuls s'daf?
MaoJrtii. Mike-Pd'tlsy all ftgsl IB
de II" usr mes s wa sn, nut wot
I'd sty trr do tlnsdy Job av fk
roulJtt't U t!d In de 6rts.Br at 1 U.y,
He?
Motkartelll S Alrt. wimw " SoMMaf
Tru t. t 4 paa.1r touaakx taauaSIKt s
Uuilus Iba laalblni oarUnl. . .
"an.r -Tfnnse.
Ittleh Pvtor. Ibe ueisvpreetdrsl a
. f.-url tualisgtr of the Iaiu Itland
lialirvad. ha a new Jvk which k
declares wss cabled to tilin front Part.
It bs to do with lb recent BttUt
to tan.lnale King Alfonso of HpsIB
heu b. ss riding through lsrt Is
s t-srrlsg with President Loubet f
Krsii.e.
Whom are they after?" Mr. rtre
declares the king Bked the president
"After you, my dear Alfonse," re
plied the r'renrb chltf rtecutlt. with-
0,
tiulle.
j "BJJ,
Na J ISO
! I VI'WS.1 -Hlle( avd.a
l-ll anaut Hats
av4.a-rtlae ra ala
For Infant, and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
."i .
u '"'Jmi
imrn ai '
oh, i. r. wist.
GASTORA
Bears the
Signature A AT
faC.,f. J , mm wmwmmm. B W
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