The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, October 06, 1905, Image 4

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    For Lung
Troubles
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral cer
tainly cures coughs, colds,
bronchltis.consumption. And
It certainly strengthens weak
throats and weak lungs.
There can be no mistake about
this. You know It is true. And
your own doctor will say so.
Mr Itttla boy kad a tarrtkla eoagh. I triad
erarrthln I could haar of but tit tain tttitil
I uUd Arr' Gharry rctoral. Tha Aral
night b Ml baltar. ana hit ateatltlv Improved
nUI ba wai perfactlr waU." MR. S, J.
STBSLB, Alton, 111.
Had
AIM auu.ulkMiwM of
vers
SAK3APAKIUA
PILLS.
BAlt VWOft.
KHp the bow)t regular with AVer's
nil and thus hasten recovery.
Fatal Eqaallty.
The drawbacks to social equality
com out in domestic service, if they
appear at all.
A correspondent reports this conver
sation between an American lady liv
ing In Manila and one of her Filipino
servants:
"Ramar," said she, "why Is It that
you worked so well for tbe Spaniards,
and did It for so little? Tbey treated
you very badly, and J treat you well.
Tbey paid you only two pesotfa mouth,
and you ask tweuty-five of me. I
isn't understand it."
"Ah, senoru," said Ramar, "the Span
iards were our superiors. Tou Amer
icas are our equals."
Th Search for Paul Jones' Body.
Back of the coming home of tbe body
t John Paul Jones, to rest in tbe crypt
of our new Xaval Academy, lies the
story of General Horace Porter's six
years' quest, impeded by many ob
stacles, successful at last, with over
whemling evidence in favor of tbe iden
tification of the body. The full story
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m ww nnuui uratni rorwr wiie ior ., f-. rr. rr rw
th first time in the October Century, sumption has' cured coughs aud colds. Ai
BACK TO WOODEN PAVEMENT.
Great Lusting Duality Provided It la
Laid In Hone. I Kuahlon.
The disposition of New York to re
turn to woodeu pavements three doc-
ados after tliey have gone Into ruin
and beeu abandoned lu this country.
but retained tu tbe European cities.
naturally evokes discussion of the dif
fereuee between the lasting qualities
of paveuieuls in this country aud the
older ones. Why did wooden pave
ments relapse into chaos within a very
few years lu American cities while
lasting- fairly well tu England aud
France?
This Is generally attributed to su
perior work and materials abroad.
Doubtless that is a partial cause. Hut
tber Is another radical difference In
methods. In American cities tbe pave
ment laid this year may be torn tip
nett year to lay some sublerrauean
line, We have In miud otio street In
Pittsburg paved a little over a decade
ago. In the six years followlug the one
when the pavement was laid there was
Just oue year when the city Itself or
the franchise-holding corporations did
not tear up the pavement for laying
trolley tracks, water and gas mains or
electric conduits. In the case of block
stone pavements each tearing up and
replacement leaves the pavement
rough and uneven, but Is not absolute
ly destructive. But asphalt or wooden
pavements depend for their life on the
stability of the roadbed and the
chronic touring up Is a u.cans of
speedy destruction.
In England the rule Is tbat a pave
ment ouce laid is not to be torn up ex
cept for the most urgent exigencies.
A quotation has recently been publish
ed from a report of the city engineer
of Nottingham, In which It Is stated
that the pavement on the main street
of that city, laid twenty-five years ago,
has never been torn np and conse
quently has never cost anything for
repairs. This is made possible because
before the pavement was laid an un
derground pipe gallery was construct
ed. In which all underground lines can
be placed without disturbing the pave
ment. .
There are still a few things we can
learn from the old country. If we
study their doings with a determina
tion to learn. Pittsburg Dispatch.
GOOD I
liSborttorles
"Cpon assuming charge of our em
bassy in Paris and finding myself
among the old landmarks which are
still honored there as recalling the
many historic incidents In the sojourn
of Panl Jones in tbat brilliant capital,"
says General Porter, "I felt a deep
sense of humiliation as an American
citisen in realising that onr first and
most fascinating naval hero bad been
lying for more than a century in an un
known and forgotten grave and that no
sacecssful sttempt bad ever been made
to recover bis remains and give them
appropriate sepulture in tbe land upon
whose history he had shed so much
luster."
Among tbe illustrations of tbe article
is ons showing the face of the recovered
body, compared with the Hudon bust.
No Rhymer.
Tbe amateur poet scratched his
bead.
"It must be somewhere," he mur
mured, "but where Is Itr
"Where is what?" asked bis friend.
"Why, I'm writing a verse and I
waat a rime, but I can't find it. I
want a rime for tbe word 'twelfth.' "
"Good reason," replied his friend,
"there's ne such rime la th English
language. That isn't the only nnrlmed
wenL According to Tom Hood there
are Just s score of tbem, although he
forgot to include that word. His list
Includes bilge, chimney, coif, crimson,
culm, cusp, fugue, gulf, have, kiln,
microcosm, month, mouth (verb),
oblige, rhomb, scarce, scarf, silver,
widow and window. Some of these
words msy be rimed by two others
combined, such as did, on, for widow,
bat none can be rimed with another
alagle word."
'Don't Hustle the Boss."
Teddy (aged eight) In the morning
had received Instructions from his
father "never to hurry bis elders"
once he bad asked for a thing he
should rest patiently, waiting their
convenience to get around to it
Teddy In the evening climbed into
bed without saying his usual prayers.
Tbe intimate connection between these
two events transpired a moment later,
when Teddy's mamma asked why the
prayers had been neglected.
"I've asked God for free nights to
make Teddy a good boy, an' if I ain't
Ifs 'cause God's been kep' busy
som'er's else. Pop says: 'Don't ever
hurry the boss;' an' I guess I ain't
a-goln' to hurry God. He'll get round
to me Jee' as soon as be has time."
druggists. Price 25 cents.
Laughs at $3 Each.
"Insulting bebarlosi" is s very elas
tic charge in Australia. It may cover
anything from pitcb-and-toss to man
slaughter. Its latest application comes
from Hendigo.
In that golden city, where the late
Marquis of Salisbury tried bis luck as
a digger, the authorities of a Meth
odist Church, decided to suppress ju
venile giggling. They introduced a po
liceman in plain clothes, and be de
tected a couple of small boys laughing
during the evening service.
The boys were brought Into court on
a charge of "insulting behavior" and
fined $3 each. London Chronicle.
6tats of Ohio. Crrv o Tolsdo, 1
Lcca orsrrv.
FK J. iiimt makes oath that he Is
aamor nartntr of tha hrm of K J. ruuif A
co , doinic buMnM in the rity-nfToie.lt, t'oun- availability on the professional stage.
it aim a:i'rr.-.ij ai;u mi lam nrm lll!Rh a.ni- . rnmlnr o th.
pay the ura ot one ilUNuKKD ihju.aks for 6n w" billed to rentier a song, the
Th following notice was observed
posted In th engine dispatcher's office
at the roundhouse In a neighboring
town on one of the railway lines run
ning out of Albany, N. Y.: "Train
men on passenger trains must uot go
through the coaches with overalls on,
without first taking them off. F. R
L."
t"p In Tioga County, N. Y., where
very large families are the rule, the
mother of ten children called her hus
band's attention to tbe fact that the
cradle In which she bad lulled all her
babies to sleep was becoming useless
ths rockers had beeu woru flat "I'm
afraid It's nearly gone," she said.
That's right," assented the husband.
Reaching Into his pocket he pulled out
ten dollars. "Her you are. Next
time- you go to Owego get a new oue.
Get a good one this time one that'll
last"
Secretary Hay detested all unneces
sary snd wanton falsehood. For tne
sort of diplomacy tbat rests essential
ly upon tergiversation he had a most
hearty contempt. One of his sayings
is famous In the diplomatic world. It
was used of a certain titled European,
not now a member of the corps at
Washington. "When the count comes
to talk to me." said Mr. Hay, "1 do
not use my wits trying to ascertain
whether or not tbe man is lying. I
know he Is lying. What I try to find
out Is why he Is telling that particular
lie."
At the sidewalk of one of the ferry
houses In New York recently, stood a
police vehicle, backed against the
curb awaiting Its load. Walking leis
urely In the center of the pushing, rac
ing mob from a lauding ferry-boat was
a tramp, all rags but placid of man
ner. At bis side walked a bluecoat,
who led him to the waiting patrol wag
on. As the tramp was about to enter
he bethought himself, and stnudlng
on the wsgon steps, he leaned far out
to one side, and to the driver he culled
In the drawling voice of a bored boule
vsrdler: "Home, James '
Lady Holland was once taken down
to dinner by Mr. Bnbbage, the Invent
or of tbe calculating machine. Soma
thtng was said about "stnirlng
words." "What does that mean?" ask
ed Lady Holland. "I will it'll you,"
answered Mr. Babbage; "you take a
word, for example, like horse. That
contains sis letters " "Six:" ex
claimed Lady Holland, Involuntarily
"don't you mean fiver' "No, no," Mr.
Babbage rejoined, "there are six let
ters In horse." "Surely not," persisted
Lsdy Holland, and spelled the word.
"Ah," remarked the great man. "I
never could count. That Is why I In
vented the calculating machine."
Nat Goodwin, the comedian, tells of
a young woman, well kuown for her
amateur work, who had been -given an
opportunity to prove her clulin to
INSECTS AND INFECTION.
Coaamoa Source of Disease la Hummer
Time from KlUa.
To prevent Infectious reaching the
human body though the medium of In
sects mean that they shall be exter
minated or else shut away from the
body Itself; also from food and wa
ter. Scientific sanitary luvestlgatlou
has proved that to get rid of files aud
mosquitoes, ths breeding places of
these Insects must be destroyed. Flies
breed In stable manure piles, barn
yards, aud wherever there are masses
of filth. Mosquitoes breed lu marshes
aud swamps, old rain barrels, eaves-
troughs and wherever there Is stag
nant water Impregnated with decay
lug organic matter,
The sanitary lesson for the home-
maker to lesru Is to avoid the marshes
and drain them before bulldlne aud
keep free from all pools of staguaut
water, great or small, on the premises,
and keep th stables aud barnyards
free from fermenting masses of decay
ing orgaulc matter.
To keep these insect pests out of
the house It should, if possible, be so
planned that the prevailing winds will
not blow from the stables, barnyard
or any marshes tu the vicinity toward
It, aud then In summer uss wire
screens on every door and window as
well as Inclose the porches around the
house. Italian physicians experiment
ing In the Pontine marshes to discov
er the cause of Roman fever found
the peasants living side by side lu or
dinary canvas .and In tight screen
protected tents contracted this dtsrase
In the unprotected teuts where mos
quitoes had free access, and escaped
infection In the screen-protected.
where they were excluded. A nicely
screeued, shaded, cool back porch Is
a sanitary blessing to the overtired
farmer's wife. There she can prepare
S great part of her food aud have s
comfortable couch to rest ou, free
from insect and annoyance. The chil
dren can play there aud thus keepVout
of the kitchen bent and at the same
time avoid noxious Insect infection.
The screens are within reach of every
American householder. Housekeeper.
wwwaw
Humorous
tee ee-
THEIR CORMER-SIONE.
ea,-h and ereryt-aae of Catarrh that cannot be
curea oy tne use ul hall t ( tbrh t t si.
FRANK J. rHENEV.
Sworn to before m and nbwrlbed in my
pretence, this 6th Usy of December, A. P., Iwti.
A. W. (il.EASON.
J, ...J .Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Care ! taken Internailr. and
seta directly on the blood an 4 mucoua surface!
ol inairalom. eeoo I r teetlnionlala. tree.
T. J. t HINKY A CO., Toledo. O.
PoM bv Druiff.'a. 75c.
Hsllt Family fills are the best.
Somewhat Different.
"What is the price of thit antique
clisir'f" asked ths lstly shopper.
"Nineteen dollars, madam," replied
the new clerk.
"Area't you mistaken 7' queried the
bsrgaia hunter. "It certainly can't be
worth that much
"Madam," said tbe conscientious
young man, "it is probably worth shout
2.50, but you asked the pries.
$75 PERMANENT aalarjr and expends paid
retiaoie men, outline 'i tne city ; piea.au t wors
U. Hanker, room 5, LfTf 7th it., Portland.
A Telling Retort.
A telling retort was made by a com
mercial traveler to an unkind remark
made by a young woman whom he bad
met at the bouse of a friend.
Tbe young woman, of New England
origin, Inquired tbe occupation of the
young man.
"I am a commercial traveler," quiet
ly remarked tbe young man.
"Ah, indeed!" she returned, in a very
patronizing manner. "Do you know
that In my part of the cfuntry com
mercial travelers are not received la
good society?"
"Nor are they here, madam," quick
ly replied the young man, bowing politely.
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The Kind You Have Always Bought lias borne the Higna-
vims. mx. icner, ana juts oecn made under his
personal supcrvirilon. for over ao Tears. Allow no on
to deceive you in this. CounterfeitM, Imitations and
"Just-as-good" are but Experiments, and endanger the
Health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing- Myrups. It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Karcotlc
substance. Its ajre Is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverirshness. It cures Dlarrhwa and Wind
Co,.le:." reuses Teethlntf Troubles, cures Constipation
and flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
gtoinach i aud Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The mother's Frleud.
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
Sears the Signature of
refrain of which was, "The autumn
days bavs come, ten thousand leaves
are falling." The aspirant for profes
sional honors was in so extreme a
state of excitement tbat sbe took too
high a key. 'Ten thou-ou-snnd "
she screamed, and then stopped short,
for want of breath. At this critical
Juncture some irresponsible "god" In
the gallery, perhaps an auctioneer by
calling, shouted in a stentorian tone:
"8tart It at five thousand, old girll
Start It at five thousand:"
ADORNING HOME PREMISES.
Si
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TMK BNTAUS MMeWMV, 1
Proa-rea of Orajanlzed Effort in Tbat
ltirectiou.
The recent bulletin of the American
Civic Association tells how organized
and individual effort is being directed
In many cities to the adorning of the
borne premises, ssys tbe Cleveland
Plain Dealer. The growth of the park
systems has been taken as a hint by
private persons tbat they can em
bellish their own yards as well and
far more easily than the public au
thorities can lay out parks and Imule
vards, and tbat the sum total of this
private effort will add largely to the
health, happiness and convenience of
tbe whole population. The school gar
dens in various cities bare giren this
movement a new Impetus. No home is
so humble that It cannot at least have
nower pots in its windows, and no
back yard so small that It cannot sup
port a few flowers. In the adornment
of walls and fences, too, the possibili
ties of beauty contained In tbe bum-
blest vines are beginning to be recog.
Ized.
It has long and justly been a re
proach to Americans tbst tbey are so
devoted to tbe material and practical
that Ideas have been neglected. It Is
beyond dispute that as respects artistic
adornment the average American home
or town is Inferior to the foreign home
or town. This has been notoriously
the case In the country, where tbe
American pioneer chopped or burned
every tree in sight of bis homestead,
then had to set out shade trees for the
benefit of his grsndchlldren.
It Is only lately that American cities
and private citizens have embarked
upon intelligent and comprehensive en
terprises of city and borne adornment,
Europe Is old snd staid; America
young snd restless, with a large ml
grstory population which never stops
long enough In one place to have a
itonie. in mis respect tilings are
changing, and what Is to be made a
home only for a few years can In a
short time, under the favorable cir
cumstances of living here, be made as
attractive artistically as many Euro
pean homes which have been such for
generations. This country owes to Its
population of recent European origin
a large share of the credit for the new
ly awakened Interest in natural beauty
effects.
It Depends on the Company.
Cbush Don't you believe a man is
Judged by the company be keeps?
Gotham Certainly I do, but In this
Equitable affair It seems some men
are being Judged by the company
which keeps them. Yotikers Btatcs-
The man from New England aud the
man from the plains were exchanging
stories, and the tulk fell upou uuuuing.
lou folks lu New England don't have
any trouble about getting stone enough
for cellars and walls and everything
of the kind," sjtld the Westerner, il-
ltatlvely. "Hut how different 'tis out
with us. We Just put our buildings
right down on the sand with a good
board foundation and let It go at that."
"What do you do for corner stones!"
asked the New Englander.
'Well, now, let mo think who was
the lust one who spoke of a comer
stone," said the Western man. "I
reckon 'twas Jim Itrorison from Con
necticut He and bis wife said they'd
feel more at home to have one, so thoy
got It It came nearly a hundred miles
in a wagon, and 'twas about a foot
long, ten Inches wide and eight Inches
thick.
"When everylxxly's seen It, so much
was said that Jim realized that there
was likely to be more or less feeling If
the stone was used In the foundation,
so they changed their plana.
"Tbey had Bud Wheclock make a
box for It, and tbey sent to Chicago
and got some red plush for lining, and
they've got that stone on their center
table for the main ornament When
they had an entertainment to raise
money to build s church In a village
twenty miles off, tbe Bronsons took
tbat stone and went over. It was ex
hibited at 6 cents a bead, and netted
considerable."
"M ml" said the New England man
with an expression of cautious doubt
on bis westher-beaten countensnce.
What did your friends use for a cor
ner stone, or did they go without!"
"Land, no, they don't go without out
our way. If they want anything," said
the Westerner, calmly. "Tbey bought
tbe best dish-pan the man that keet
store there had on hand, and sunk her
right In the sand. Mrs. Ilronson was
perfectly satisfied, and so was Jim."
Youth's Companion.
The Visit.
Stay swblle. then tears a stsrtln'-
Kiss o welcome, then the tssr:
Thinkln' alius o' the parti a'
Boon' ths blamed trsla brings 'em
hers.
Sometimes wish tbat they no longer
Corns st all, because ths pain
Of the partln's far more stronger
Than the meetln' at tbe train!
Detroit Tribune.
Suitor Does your doll talk when
you squeese It! Mttle Sister-Yes, but
It doesn't say "Oh, George, dou tl -Brooklyn
Life.
- "I understand Colonel Jones Is a fa
talist" "You're right thar. strangerl
He never falls to git his maul" New
Orleans Times Democrat
"What was your name before you
were married!" asked the Chicago cen
sus taker. "Which time!" queried the
lady. Detroit Free Tress.
"8o the Jury gave Dolly fifty dollars
a week alimony!" "Yes. Bhe says it
feels so a-ood not to be dependent ou
s man for one's Income." Life.
"Doctors don't Meed their patients
nowadays, do tbey!" "lH"t.
wish you could see the bill mine has
sent ine!" Browning's Magazine.
He 1 was an Intimate friend r
vour late husband, can t you ''-
something to remember him by!
(shvlvl How would I do!-i uniu.
What was It that prevenieu i ne
duel this morning T Did one 01 i
principles fall to show up!" "No, but
they forgot the cinematograph. OH
Bias.
Bluster Do you mean to say that I
.... . , I.. ... that 1
am a llarl mister i
could not do so ungenllemanly a thing.
but I see you catch my Idea. Illus
trated Bits.
She And do you think It's poaslbis
for s msn to love two gins
same time! He-Oh, jrs; provide. It
Isn't also st the same place. I'ulla
delphla Itlger.
Miss Sinclair Wha didn't he mahry
1st Coopah gal! Mr. FrothlnbsmOn.
sbe doue flunk at de latest minute
wouldn't lend him a dollar fob t' g't U
license wlf Ex.
Hicks Miss I.owd was in your box
st the horse show tbe other dsy. I
heard. Wicks-Tea. and everybody
else wlthlu fifty feet of tbe box heard,
too. rbUHdelphla Iilger.
Mamma (st breakfast table)-You
should always use your napkin. Geor
gia. Georgle-I am using It, mamma.
I've got the dog tied to the leg of the
table with It Golden Dsjs.
Tommy Top, what Is the difference
between charity snd philanthropy?
Tommy's Pop Merely, my son, that
philanthropy fan afford to hire a press
agent Philadelphia lleeord.
Johnny Jinks Gee! llow'd you
hurt vour hand? Bobby Wubbl.-s-l
had a giant-cracker, ami 1 don't know
whether I held on to It too long or
didn't let go quick enough. Tuck.
Miss Slltiuuun Harold called nte a
peach a little while ago. Mlas Tarttm
The Insulting puppy I I never would
speak to him again. Of course he
meant a dried peach. Chicago Trib
une. "What authority have you for the
ststement that 8bakpesrt Is Immor
tal?" "The fact that be still survives
after having been murdered by bum
actors for three hundred years."
Cleveland Leader.
Clear the Track.
"I see that some of the Sioux tribe
of Indians are buying automobiles."
"Getting 'em chesper than white
buyers could, I suppose."
"Why so?"
"Because they don't need any honk-
honk! Thoy can furnish the whoop
whoops!" Cleveland 1'Ialn Dealer.
Recalling a Famous Remark.
Reports tbat Russian reformers will
depose tbe czar and substitute the rule
of the grand dukes, recall Charles II.'s
famous remark to his unpopular
brother snd heir: "Jnmes," suld the
genial reprobate, "they will never kill
me to make you king." Toronto
News.
Use For hlld ICIooutlonlai
"It is a great comfort to have a
child about the bouse," said tbe rnun
of domestic tastes. "Yes," answered
the unfeeljng wretch; "whn company
comes that you don't care for you can
make It recite." Exchange.
On Mis Rights.
Kind-hearted Lady Come back at 7
o'clock to night.
Beggar Impossible, madam. I be
long to Die union, and they don't allow
us to work overtime. Meggendorfer
Blaetter.
What He Said.
In Atchison a man called another
man a liar recently and the accused
replied: "I know I am a liar, but I
thought you were too much of a gen
tleman to refer to it" Kansas City
Star.
Everybody Is mors or less two-faced.
"That girl gets engaged to every fel
low that sks her." "I suppose she
goes on the theory that she can always
return the goods If on examination she
decides that she doesn't waut them. '
Wssblngton Star.
"Dear John," wrote Mrs. Newlywcd
from the shore, "I Inclose the holol
bill." "Dear Jane, I Inclose check,"
wrote John, "but please don't buy any
more hotels at this price -they are rob
bing you." The Smart Set
"Ah! pretty lady!" exclaimed the
fortune teller, "you have come to And
your future husband!" "Not much:"
replied the pretty lady, "I've come to
learn where my present hustintid Is
when he's absent" Chicago Tribune.
"Have you any fixed opinion regard
ing the proposed franchise!" asked the
Interviewer. "Before answering your
question," responded the municipal of
ficial, "I should like to know precise
ly whst you mean by the word 'died.' "
Washington Star.
Ethel When does your brenoh of
promise suit come Into court, Clara?
Clara (sobbing) T-to-tnorrow. Ethel
(consolingly) I am sorry to see you no
overcome, dear. Clara Oh, It's noth
ing, Ethel. 1 sm simply rehearsing for
the Jury. Pick Me l p.
"Tint' s au auction piano your
daughter's got, Isn't It!" asked the sar
castic woman next door. "No, Indeed!"
replied the proud mother. Indignantly;
"what made you think that?" "Oh.
proTiably because It's 'going, golitK, g,
Ing all the time." rhllntl,pi,
Ledger.
'Why am I gloomy?" demanded the
undesirable admirer, to whom she had
given the cut direct "Isn't It enough
to mske one gloomy to be cut bv the
one be loves best?" "The Idea!" x
cl&imea tne Heartless girl, "I didn't
even know that you shaved yourself."
Philadelphia I'ress.
Miss Kunnlng Every woman snotiM
work hard for a huslmnd. Mr. Murrv-
at That's what I say, but my wife's
so lazy hiss Kunnlng You mis
understand me. I mean she shorn,)
work burd to get a hiiHlmml, but ttftr
she gets him she shouldn't have to
work at all. Cleveland Leader.
GOOD BLOOD
TELLS ITS OVN STORY
And tells it eloquently la the bright eye, the supple,
thistle movement, the smooth, sot skin, glowing with
health, a body sound ant. well, au active brain, good
appetite and digestion, refreshing, sleep, energy to per
form the duties and cttpaclty to enjoy ths pleasure! of
life. The blood is ths most vital part of ths bodvi
every orjian, muscle, tissue, nerve, aiiiew and bona is dependent on It for
nourishment mid strength, and as it clrculntes through the system, pure and
strong, it furnishes to these diflcrcnt parts all the healthful qualities nature
intended. When, from any cause, the blood becomes impure or disrated It
tells a diflcirnt story, quite as forceful in its way. Itching, burning skin
diseases, muddy, sallow complexions, disfiguring sores, bolls, carbuncles
etc., show the presence, In the blood, of some foreign matter or poison'
Rheumatism, Catnrrh, Contagious Mood l'ol.itm and Scrofula, nre ellecls of
deeply poisoned blood circulation. These may either be Inherited or ac
evsw frarw quireu, out mo sctu oi iroooie is tne sunio the
fN (TH W'd. 8. S. 8., purely vegetable blood reined v
2v 3S cleanses and puriiirs tne circulation and makes It
S fcrLr "trong and clean. Under its purifying and tonic tf.
"' focts all poisons and Impurities are exoctle.l r.
the blood, the general health Is built up, nit disfiguring eruptions and hm.
i.ihcs disappear, the skin becomes soft and smooth ami robust health blesses
life. Khctiumtism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Hlood 1'olson and all dis
eases of the Mood are cured by S. S. S. Hook on the blood and au tnciir.i
odvicc, free ol charge. fH SWIFT SPECIFIC CO ATIANTA, CA
lp-Ycr llplaode.
Fred Mi KMcrlrlgh tins proposed
thro timet within tbe sl six w.rk,
hut 1 cau't nmke up my uilud to acv-pt
her.
Joe llss she got monur?
l-'rvd About S.'iO.OtsJ, 1 understand
Frienillr Criticism.
Tsisi," r aula rami Jaggihy, "U
great place fur snakes, t mice sssr t
rn snd yellow snsks dowii there TT
fawt long and as big round ss a whlikr
bsrr.1."
"Wall, dou't doubt It," rejulnad
Jm Well, yon sre taking desperate Wsgl, "but It's doughnuts to fult
chatters, old nistl.
Hop proposing?
Ntippuae she should you sasr the whisky barrsl Ik-firs ;u
saw the suske.
To Break In New Sheet.
Mwajra aliaia In Alklt't rool r.aaa, s r'1.
Ilrm hot, awxallns. -Mn. oollrn !
fur rorna. iltifruKltlt Italia and liunltOit AI
all iltiittsuta anil ru aiorrs, v l'"n'l at-raft
any iitnttita fami'la maiM I KES Ail lraaa
A.lfO S. OluilWtl. I K, N V.
A llartt Question.
Modern Mai.l-l wl.h some advice.
Old l.adjr Certaiuly, my dssr. Waal
is it?
Modern Maid Shall I marry a rosa
wliuaa tsalra sre the upoltn of nilna.
iil ijMrM wlilt hun? or shall I marry
s uiaa w!o (gates sre (he same ss
till no, snd S"t tired vt him?
Ply A l-crniaititnllr CiirM. Va Slant aartrnaaruMM
f llw anr nralUrau.rlt ailt'aOrl ra
ilaat.-ri-r. til ot I'rraSI tttal UHtl tri irtallM,
lit, It II UH, UO.,aJ! Att t M., 1'tillaJ.li.toa, l a.
How Nlie I.anilf.l Hint.
Edith Papa told tne le tall you fan
Biuato't coins hr any wore, lie says
you ara a uanjnroua man.
EJarsrd Dsnsarous maul Whst eoae
he masti?
K.litti Ha isys you're ths sort of s
fallow who will bang around S girl for
y-ars sod nari-r marry hr.
Mnlharawlll SM lira. Wloalow-s BoolMll
Syrti p 1 1 tai ntnil r u um lot IhaUr ablMraa
tluni.t tka lanthltig it..u
t'orlltiaat Qurrr
Him 1 st-e your social rival, Mist
lliiil.l. has lor picture lu today's pa
per.
Her tudred! What wss she cured
of?
a CRs IM ext. ratata te as vMh the saute a
aS a4Jnaa at y.mtwtt t4 t at tt a
ttwi4a. aiHl the i" "a iU tnu,nr
. ftoar a fcualawat tuUaa. aat aotl tiM
a . vttk t to on iwWID kolaiuua, .
a Our a.lMS efars 4reiaMil jvanttra le
aiuJaniaiX HiMinna, Maihaa4, I ntUali.atc,
a Bur llTaoCtiO-tOallr Tumos I
a aaiil aaa catattawa l-tl'i tat a
the multnomah .
: business institute:
m a aiaiN. SIS. .
', as a.'a- at. PORTLAND, OftC.
tOi t"'ru( ai" i,si iiit fcj
ka naat t aah Srruw. laaiaat liwuai. Vaa
r la I'm, 1 tr-m-rt, Hi
WET WEATHER. WI5D0M
2 "v 1"C OHIOINAL .
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SLICKER
Hl OS Yt-ltOW
WILL KEEP YOU DJZY
NOTHING ELSE Ml
TAff NO JUMTITVTM.
cataiiKwta rata
aoaoai Ion not o liaaiata an a ara.
A J TOwtaco.tattM.aiu.vii
Yowri-at,a .tta , vcaauaitA. caaaaa.
f. t a
ft. AO
yilKM "rtll.t; to rVlaort a'a I
,! Maaiia ism mewr, I
DM. W. A. Wist
W (, DiuKii tAt) bft.if mu without i i,
I'm t avV riir!H lit tit '
?,: ue tu fit y uf niutl JM.)itIHy, I'f
W W i I,sm u4 f nvt't(
l'IMlny withtvii In 1 t.
U last U Kit rtt-ft t uut n at.. i-ftsssri
ul byu:rf h. I it4in Its mumn
Cllsi ui urt4m a vtJ I d,
WISE BROS.
DENTISTS
raMln lt:,t . Th M aiul Waaltiaa'aa
Opa tanoif tut i -m U No-4aa rtvtt
I lu U ot Ma a S'
pa. f.r.wnc.
akaon l
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NOTHING WILL FATTEN HOGS
So qulritr and aa I'ruuUe Sltll CtHml o.t.lftt
to Ihcltnl. It aalll put th,, in tt l. c,,,ul..a
lo faattit r,t.ll tkatttaa ralfcmlastin. "Witt)
irulhfullr aat fiion out a at-tlciw l ioaalaa Htktk
!riMMl atiotttti Ilia ratltnlns lirrl'Ml al kail ttfta
f"irth. Wcronalilrrlt lii.Uarwu.ll.l, In roltrnlnalloisa
at-J vnttlt - I. H , ll.l.l VH. Ilir..t... Il,int li.a.
PHUSUAN STOCK rOOD
Sawta arala t'f llt liato. attti,a- all lh t.A ,
K8a'S2ltSjrI,.,i.l.T"y f OOO, a ... r,f -n.t,..,.4 f-k.o.tarata, PSUSSIAN
i tt... r, ,!, au., rsulaiiN TkaMlbv co. at. ln.
fOHHANU NtrO tO., Pll. (),,gws t.t Ai.MS
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NEW CASE GANG
Keeps the Ground
It tie, n't buck tin bt Mud when
you plow ,,,wn bin. It prnpoily
l.l,,..,..l .... 1,- I.... v.... ..J
low.. a 'I'V' .V. tt"- '"v"r" l"yfl'. Third
plow jitil on or titki-ti oir In a inon eut.
MITCHELL, LtWIS & STAVIR CO.
first and Tsyfcif Sl Portienti, Os.
SPOKANf, BOISf. Ml Or OHO. SAlfM.
A Vouthrul Agaat a.
"And what lld my lliti ,Hmnif ,
la sebool today?" a t'hlesg,, I110t1(,r
asked of hor yonuts son-a "seetind.
grader."
"Wo had nature study, (j t W,
my turn to bring a Hpeelmeii ..,
II! van.
"Tlmt was tilt-e. What did you do?"
"I broiiKht a eorkroai-h In a home
and I told teacher wo hud loin lllore'
and If she wanted I could l.w '.
, ,M,0aln.
'Here Is another ezami.i,. ....
Irony of fate."
"What's that?"
"Why when eairs ,.!...-
plentiful all the bad aelor, are takl ,
a rest."-Cleveln,l .....t.. ,J " .7.
- - .Mi,, ii'uier.
There Is always some one In a ,.i..i.
borbood upon whom f n , ,,,
agreeable tasks, su.-h h breaking b,
news etc., and she Isn't usually ,!
defy leader, either.
II
II
III
II SrATTIf.
11 -
1
"Just
eat common
sense for
breakfast."
A tremendously nutritive, purs whits
wheat food," with a llavor that will
make you puss your plate lor more.
Sa'SaH a- , aa-,,
Two Honest Pounds
In Evsry Packase.
(RICK O CINTt
ASK VOUK OROCBK,
rilliksry.Wiitikura flair Mills Cs
Mlanaaaalli, Hiss,