HARD LOT Of THE 8EAMAN.
WeakL ungs
Bronchitis
For over sixty years doctors
have endorsed Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral for coughs, colds,
weak lungs, bronchitis, con
sumption. You can trust a
medicine the best doctors ap
prove. Then trust this the next
time you have a hard cough.
1 hail an awfnl couch for over a year, and
ntlitna 11114 to do an atiT good. I tried.
Avar's Cherry I'rrtor.l and vrav lonn rur-d.
I recommend II to alt vt friend w never
lhT liare a euh.H illM
vi aauusion. v..
H. MEVaaa,
A'
PUIS.
BAII MOOR,
Avar's Pills keep the bowels regular.
All vegetable and ftently laxative-
Source of Supplies.
"William," said the minister's wife,
"if you want m to repair jour trousers
you'll hare to go down town auj (et
some button. "
"Never mind, my dear; let It go till
saxt week," replied the good man. "I'm
going to take up a collection for the
benefit of the heathen Sunday."
Real tnklml.
Tw aw Rot a conundwmn for jrou,
Miss Biffkin," aaid young Saphead.
"What ia the aw diftahane between
ne and a aw donkey?"
"I auppoae," replied Miss Biffkins,
"that my ignorance ia unpardonable, but
really I don t know.
Similar, bnt Dtff.'reat.
Wife Why. George. I'm surpriaeJ
that you ahould spend $5 for a hat!
Huaband Huh! That'a nothing. Too
paid fl2 for your.
Wife I never did anything of the
kind. I had it charged to you.
Vot Specially Interested.
"My dear girl, do yon think It la
right to let that young man spend so
much money on you?"
"Why not? I have no intention of
marrying Mm."
VOUR
FACE
mmy b your f rtur. Takecreof it; keep
jour complexion goc d and clear.
tend for Booklet l on nite. complexion
vnd tbeTlnf creami, rouge, towder, eic
MARIR JEAETTE BROWN
Lnox Hotel, 6.S Sutter et., Sn FrmacUco
Afnt Wanted.
BAD DEBTS
COLLECTED
VEffrVMERE-JOT IBW BH
HfKCIUND fMTWrVT ASM.
6 ,iV . JM M Ja,
SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH
THE DA 1ST FLY KILLER d"mv all lb
dim ana afford
comfort iorry
hni id dining
room, slfpimc
pare wbere
fll-S ILTt tr'Jbi
aoiue. Clean,
neat and will
Dot soiioriDjure
ar-rtbinc Try
tbcMn otice and
ywt will never tw without them. Ii not k-pt by
deaJerm. ! prepaid for 20c Harold Soauera,
1 DeKAib Ave., bruouiyn, IV. V.
VV vV
with
rtth
Ta..i about yer aimph'ny concert a,
their furbelow and frill.
An' yer recital an' yer prodigies,
their quavers au' their trills
fer real soul-stirring muaic, I'd
har you understand,
new-fangled doin' ain't a patch on
our old Mainevtll alluJ.
Why,
Thesi
That 'ere band haa a hiatory. Way back
In aixty-two
It marched away with banner gay to
cheer the Hoy In Blue.
An' when the war waa over and back
they'd com to atay
there waru t aa many, not by ball, a
when they marched away.
80 w albost had to make the hull thing
orer. ao to apeak.
An' we gathered in the eehool houi fer
to practice twice a week;
An' we'd parade on Iecoration Pay
when 'twaa hot enough to brile
But we didn't care, when the women
folk 'ud war their hand and
mile.
John Clinton waa tha leader (ha wa
Mayor of Malnarille, tool.
An' ef you'd a bit of talent, why, he'd
get It out 0' you;
An' there waa Tufta an' Steven, Eaat-
man. Uilky, Owens, Shawan,
I.egge and Cain,
Dwlnell and Shield (the tuba player),
IterelTua, Wlthaui aud McClain.
Of
their
course there' lota of others,
aone and their grandeoue
In all more'n three hundred but them
are the oldest one
That did the organising but Deaths d-
astatin' hand
Haa only apared three fellers from that
flrit old Maiueville Band.
An" then our great band waggin 'twaa
the regulation kind
With the drirer'a aeat high up In front
an' the drummer' up behind.
An' t'other aeats aloped grajerly, and
well. I'll explain to you
By aayln' they resembled jest a great.
big. ahauer L.
Twaa built right her in Malneville, an'
the blacksmith bossed the job
Hi aurname allpa my mem'ry, but hi
giren name wa Bob
An' eld "Daddy" Stearns he made the
wheel, ao powerful, atrong and St
That, thou' fir and forty years hire
passed, they're atrong and atiddy
yit.
Tha runuln' gear waa yaller, but the
waggin it wa red,
An' feather pluniee, red, white aud blue.
adorned each horse'a head.
Au with them aix horsea pranciu' with
all their might and malu,
Slch an Inspirin' epectacle I'll nerer ae
again.
They auhscribed six hundred dollars fer
to fix an that old band.
Rut the buildlu' didn't cost much, fer
the hull town took a hand.
An the Squire an' the Mayor'd come In
whenerer work wa alack,
Aa' the mlniater ud often doff hi coat
au' take a whack.
Wa played our first engagement In the
year of fifty-nine,
Down to Mason, on July the Fourth, the
weather It waa flue.
An' aa wa atarted playln', with tha drum
a goin' thr-r-ap!
That 'era part of Warren county waa a
credit to tha map.
Onc't a week wa gave a concert ao the
Malnerille folks could hear.
An' w made a heap o' money at engage
ment fnr an' near.
But at night when home returnln' we'd
wak our kith an' kin.
An' roue the aleepln' echoes with the
atraina of "Home Agin."
Well, the band got ao famous they waa
wanted everywhere.
To play at celebration, air, an' at th
County Fair.
An' at Lebanon an' Wilmington, an' a
fur aa Mbrrowtown,
In fact from aereral countiea did glowln'
praiae reoun .
nut now th organisation that waa once
th rity'a pride
Ia buated up. an' all the boya are aca
tered fur and wide.
Uue a in the Legialatur, and one a a
actor great.
An' one In Congress represents thla dee
trict of the State.
An' now th old band waggin. with all it
glory hd.
Like a faded peeter of the past It stand
in Stephens abed.
An' aometlmra when children play In It
It heaves a creaky algh.
Aa If longin' for it cronies, and th day
that have gone by.
But like the old band waggin , I am
haky now and old.
An' I ral'lat aoon to take a trip where
all the streets are gold.
But I feel aure that aome old comrade
will grasp me by th hand
An' aay. " 'Member bow we ued to play
In that Old Malnerille Hand?"
St. Loula Chronicle.
Qtp this out, retwn to us with the names
and addresses of yourself ana two of your
friends, and the date when yoo will probably
enter a business college, and we wiH credit I
m yoo with 95.00 00 our fto.OO scholarship.
Our school offers exceptional advantages to
atudentsof Business, Shorthand, English, etc
Best I twc 100 west Turncm
WIT I Ml CATAL04MI II IT'S HU
: THE MULTNOMAH
' BUSINESS INSTITUTE .
M. . ALBIN, PUIS.
aa sixth ST. PORTLAND, ORE. !
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The tewta Phono-ItVtrte Imrtftute and tVfaool tor
VtaUBiMrer- of Detroit. Mwhixu, toubilx&ed ieo
U, rd tbouwajioa. Gold Wa,rrJd
orlds tm.lr, St . L"n!, Jh. hmtniMti by pbvit
Uns, edarator. clrifymfT. nd nMluatn t?TfrTbcr.
TiH IrutllutlOD hu a Western Bratj'-h at Portland with
a vrj Urye claa of poytit in atwartarwrtv-mea and
women. ri r ajt-J tya gesi turiny. Mir,, haa
eutl In three vm, , U ne toinweek.UU
h?'Uii' 7m,u'rwl- will'5'0 Portland on October
POITTVE, ABaOtUTB CUM O U AKANTEED7
w rile at one fur mrtiriiiiinanii t-ic . . . . 1 .
itU In ttauiiM. to cover postage,
lwlll ftend yorj our ci&th lound. 'AM par iV.k. -Tha
wrlla and Trvatmeot of tttaunmerir.,?." iree of charVa.
mauTKm WILLIAM X. LZWI8
sMTnysjajiiLaiiva Aaaociata PriaciDal
m. w.cr. 18th and Baleijro Stneu
Vota-Ka pnpila accvpud at I'orUaad after Sepf. lrt.
PRUSSIAN
POULTRY FOOD
Coies Cholers, Kosp
nd othet diKttei.
It Helpt oem : and
ukcs chicks fiow.
Pkrs. 29 and le- tl a
Frussias Kcmedr C. St f il
I HE BC8TThe Prnwlan Poultry Food and Lie
.her ar "Cnu-karja-rka." All prua-
mimn gnnoM me (teriert MtUfacUwn.
W. Mlh THUkN, Uillrard, Wtih.
IB JUST WHAT 18 MECOED.
"PruMian Ptruitrr Pood 1 just wual
b Dexld in raising poulir-C. H.
Partlaa4 SeH Ca.. Alt. Porflaotf. Or.
Prassiso twUrj Beeb Ttf.l
Science
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tffiVention
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ECONOMY
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house and lrriKS'lon.
displace! wind mill
and gasoline engine.
burnt gasoline, wood
or coal. Hu auto
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on approval. Write
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1 1 mmnUom this ppr
d vertlsers pi a I
One thousand five hundred and flfty
lix tons of meat were destroyed In
London last year ai unlit for food, ac
cording to tie report of the health of
leers. This, however, waa only a small
part of the meat conaumed, which
reached 410,500 tons. The tables abow
that 23 per cent of the total was
"country killed," 3.6 per cent town
killed and T3.4 per cent either Ameri
can or colonial meat, frozen.
A quite extraordinary combination of
merits la claimed In France for a new
explosive, which consists of a mix
ture of powdered aluminum and
titrate of ammonium. It la not liable
'.o spontaneous decomposition, cannot
5e prematurely exploded by shock or
friction, burns only with difficulty, Is
lot affected by frost or dampness, and
the gases from Its explosion are barm-
ess. It can be exploded readily by
in ordinary detonator.
Twenty years ago the average yield
of wheat for California and the Han
Joaquin valley waa forty bushels to
the acre. Now a yield of twenty uush-
els Is considered an exceptionally good
crop. The millers of tlie State com
plain of a marked deterioration la the
quality of the wheat now gTown. The
gluten content Is becoming more
starchy. The land used for the produc
tion of wheat baa been used for the
same crop since Americana have been
In California.
English miner are Interested In a
new compressed-air coal cutter recently
Introduced by a Sheffield 8rm. The ma
chine weighs only 150 pounds, and It Is
said that It can be used In seams so
steep that the miner cannot stand up
right, and ao thin that be baa to crawl
on bands and knees. A plstou carry
ing a pick, and governed by a valve
movement. Sashes to and fro with
great speed, tbe point of the pick being
gradually moved across tbe coal by
means of a lever ao that a continu
ous cut is made.
Dr. A, Charrln, a French savant,
fed two groups of guinea pigs on car
rota. One group took tbe vegetable
after It bad been sterilized by boiling
I and all germs thns destroyed; tbe other
arter it naa been sprinkled over with
dust or with the sol In which the
carrots bad been grown. Of seven
teen subjects in tbe first group twelve
died before those In the second, and
tbe Investigation abowed that tbe to
tal absence of germ in the sterilized
food Impaired the dlgestlen and low
ered tbe assimilative power of tbe ani
mals. Only Ore altogether were lost
of the group fed on the germ contain
Ing food.
In a recent address Prof. n. F. Oa-
born gave aome additional facta about
ancient American borsea. It appears
that In North America there were al
ways from four to six entirely differ
ent varietlea of the horse family living
tug contemporaneously. Home were
slow-moving and relatively broad-footed
horaea, living In the foreats; others
were very swift, having narrow feet
more resembling those of the deer, and
lived on the plains. Moreover, there
were American horses larger than the
huge Percherons of to-day, and other
smaller than the most diminutive Shet
land. Strangely enough, tbe greatest
beauty and variety In tbe development
of tbe horse family were exhibited here
Just before tho total extinction of
horses on the American continent, a
catastrophe wbicb still offers an un
solved problem for Investigation.
TOO MUCH ATHLETICS.
Tennis and printing Apt to Induce
Weakness of tbe Heart.
Prof. James, of the University of Il
linois, says that an Investigation of
aome years has convinced him that
mucn evil has re
suited from college
athletics, according
to the Boston
( i lobe.
College athletes,
be finds, bring on
by overexertion a
number of Ills, of
which the worst
and most common
is weakness of the
heart that devel
oping with matur
ity, unfits the victim for continued effi
clent effort in business, and eventually
carries blm off before bis time.
Bprlntlug and tennis be believes te
be the two sporta which work the most
havoc with tbe heart
Oliver Wendell Holmes said that a
condition whlcb often promoted long
life waa prudently poor health at an
early age. He meant by this that a
man, like President Hoosevelt we
might say in our own time, who In h)s
youth had to husband bis strength,
and by slow and careful process de
velop tbe good health that he lacked,
would be more likely to escape tbe
dangers of overexertion, in which the
careless giant waa tempted to Indulge.
Still, given strength and good health
In th beginning, moderate exercise of
one's power cannot fall to be a source
of renewed strength a well a of
healthful enjoyment
Why Urltish Bailors Are Ilrcooalng
fewer Kvery Year Explained.
Among the uiany matter that are
troubling EngllKbiueu I tbe practical
dieappearanoe.if tbe native British tea
man and tbe lnc.eate of toreWu sailor
on Brltleh ship. Perceval Ulbbou
throw aome light ou the cause. U
saye: "Tbe life 1 not worth living.
The whole truth of tbe affair Is In
tbe fact. The la lea at which cargo
mutt be carried require that Ui mere
food eateu shall be of tbe lowest ud
cheapest quality. Tbe Uoard of Trade
regulate the quantity aud Insure a
oertuln variety, but U peak from
perleitcel this avails nothing to make
the fare ordinarily palatable. Ita sta
ple la biscuit :alt beef and salt pork.
Meal are eateu In the forecastle,
where a table or a bctich Is a rarity,
nd the meu must llml their own
plates, knives, forks and other equip
mcut. The ship only gives the food
and the bare bunks.
The wage of a sailor Is always
small. Taking recent years I think a
fair average of the monthly wage from
home port would be 1 10. It means
that no sailor can bring up a family
or keep a wife, and It certainly means
that no man can hope to save enottgb
to Insure some pmrlaloti for tils old
age. A a matter of fact, I never mot
a aeanian who rttempted to. The mon
ey goea as aoon aa It la received In
establishing at sharp a contrast as invi
sible with the aching dlecotnforl an 1
barrenness of life at ea. The man
has no appetite for delicacies. When
his term of bitter hardship Is at an
end h craves for the strong meats of
ruinous dissipation; aud, the money
gone, he has no option but to ship
again aa soon as possible and earu
some more.
"In 1S1K1 I shipped In Philadelphia A
able seatn an atxiard a wooden full
rigged ship. There were seven able
aeamen besides myself, four ordinary
seamen aud a boy. We had a fearful
paasage of lTil day, during which is
loit four A. It.' aud the boy. 1 Mir
ing thirty day off the Horn all hand
were called tw-nty two time: we rau
abort of water and food aud w.ien we
loosed tbe halyard In Sacramento lty
w were too done up to lower awjy
and let tbe yard come crashing down
on to the raps. It was about as bard
a paasage as a ship's company ever experienced.
Next day we were paid off. My
wages were 112, and were the best of
those received 'y the able seamen. The
ordinary aeamen drew under $10. Th
boarding masters In saintly Philadel
phia had eaten u up, and within a
week most of us were at sea again. I
was ashore only eight days, and then
bad to give a note for two months' pay
In order to get on ship."
HIGHEST Of SKYSCRAPERS.
hui::
I :i'J. vj
.OSA
' jf
New tower of the Metropolitan Life,
In New York City, to be loftiest struc
ture In the world.
From tbe Courtroom.
Judge Raise your band to take th
oath. (Th wltnei put up the left
one). Judge Not that one. Witnes
Which onJ Lustlge Blatter.
Bald Meads and Disease.
There are advantages accruing even
from bald heads. It Is pointed out by
writer In a medical Journal that buld-
headed men never suffer from con
sumption and that a tendency to bald
ness Is au assurance that the dreaded
spurge will pus over bliu whose
tbntcb grows thin.
At first glance It would seem absurd
to argue that a man's buir Is Indira-
ve of his Immunity from disease, but
tbe writer who advances this novel
theory declares that In the five years
urlng whlcb he seriously added a rec
ord of his patients' hair or lack of It
case cards have failed to show a
single Instance of "bald" being entered
upon the card of a consumptive.
He had under treatment more tlmn
700 cases and he makes the further
statement that In a census of mure
thnn 5,000 tuberculosis cases he fa I lei
to discover a single sufferer who was
bald.
He makes no effort to explain bis
theory upon medical grounds, but sim
ply offers the results of hi observa
tions for tbe benefit of the profession
and has Invited hi brother physicians
to write blm of any case of a bald
beaded consumptive coming under
their observation.
tkorna to Own Up.
A girl with a com!
Hhe's a creature forlorn,
Her steps are nix inches
Long, her shoe pinches;
And if she is pretty,
Hhe's an object of pity,
For she'll never acknowledge
corn!
that
Not she! Though the pain
Is Intense, she'll explain
How her shoes are ao much
Too big, they don't touch
Her feet anywhere.
And that, she'll declare,
Ia the cause of her limp It a a spralnl
Cleveland leader.
Thuuderand li gtitmng.
Don't mind what tbe scientists tell you
They re migiity ueceivin' an cunn n't
The thunder' a growlln' old woman.
An' the llghtulu'a the old man, a-run-nin'!
Atlanta Constitution.
What ba become of the old-fash
ioned farmer who wore a leather
stall' ou hi sore finger7
Knlcker Why do you call your uto
Taier Bocker tlecauie folk dodge
It ao. New York Sun.
Buaiue. "How much have you
got, Billy r "Fourpeuce." "I've got
twopence. Let' put It together aud
go halve:" rutii'b.
"They y there' no chance for th
rich In th neit world." "That' prob
ably th reason they're getting moat
everything here!" Detroit Free Pre.
Mr. GotMlley Her age really ur-
prlaed me. 8he doesn't look SS, due
her Mr. 8nappe Not uow; but I
uppoae ah did at one time. Philadel
phia Ledger.
NellSomebody told me today that
I wa handsome. Hell -When waa
that? Nell Today. HelleNo; I
mean when were you handsome. Phil
delphla Ledger.
An unknown commodity: Kachrt
Vader! CohenYah, Itachel-I vant
aome spending money. Cohen Spend'
Ing money? Vat kind of money Is
dot? Town Topics.
Teacher What great difficulty wa
Demosthenes compelled to surmount
before he became an orator? SofTmor
He had to learn how to talk (Jreok
Philadelphia l"ress.
Bhe When should young widow
discard her weeds? lie-Oh. 1 don't
know, but 1 (impose she ahould cut
tneni just a soon as she watits to
raise a aecoud crop of orange bios-
om. Baltimore Herald.
Mother Oh. you bad boy! Dirty
bands again! I'm afraid you're
Dopelea eaae. Tommy (eagerly! oh,
m! doe "hopeless" mean you're go
ing to give up talklu' about It?- Phil
advlpbta Pre.
Au absent minded butcher wss ask
ed by a young mother to weigh her
baby. He put the little one on th
scales, aud, glancing at th dial, re
marked: "Just nine pound, hone and
all. Shall I remove tbe bones r Kg
Au Oklahoma man has discovered
that ther were department store In
ancient Hebrew day. He quote th
fourteenth vers In the fourteen!
chapter of Job: "All my appointed
time will I wlt, till my change come
El.
Oh. doctor," exclaimed a rheumatic
patient "I uffer dreadfully with my
namia and feet" "Hut, my dear air.
rejoined tn physician, "Just try to
think how much Inconvenience you
would auffer without them." I Pinion
Tit-Bite.
"I understand," began th large,
acrappy looklng ward politician, "dat
youa bad a piece lu your paper calilu'
m thief." "You bat been misin
formed, sir." said the editor, calmly
tm paper pubilshe only news."
Cleveland Leader.
"What the matter?" asked the op
timist; "I thought your uncle bad left
yoy IIOO.OW?" "He did," replied th
yesaiiuiei, um eonroumi It, lie pro
vides In hi will that I've got to ua
$100 of it to buy 111 id a tombstone."
Chicago Keeord Herald.
U't,a .1.. a .
u; uo i iiiiuij srior insist ou
playing Shakespeare?" "I suspect"
answered Mr. Klormlngton Humes,
"that If because they can take all th
credit If they su.veed. and blame the
public' lack of literary taste If they
ran." vtaeniiigtnti star.
one i m giau w went. It waa au
excellent performance aud for u.-h a
charitable purpose. Her Husband
Ye. Indeed! We all feel a thrill of
satisfaction when we do something
for charity and get the worth of out
money at the aame time, London Tit-
Bits.
Patient Great Scott! iHx-tor, that'
an awful bill for one week' treatment
t uyaician Jiy uear teliuw. if you
knew what an Interesting case your
was, and bow strongly I waa tempted
to let It go to a post mortem, you
wouldn't grumble at a bill three time
a big a this. Chicago Tribune.
"If yoh busban' beat you, mebb
you kin hab blm sent to lie whlppln
po, ald Mr. Potomac Jackson. "If
my huaban' ever beat a me." aald Mrs
Tolllver Grapevine, "dey kin send blm
to de wblpplu'-po' If dey wants to,
nut dey n nave to wait till be git
out n de hospital. ' Washington Htnr,
A Southern planter waa asking one
Of bl colored servant about her wed-
aing. les, sun,' sue said, "It was
)es' tbe finest weddln' you ever see
six bridesmaids, flowers everywhere.
hundreds of guests, music, an' er heap
er praytn'." "Indeed," commented her
master. "And I suppose Hum bo look
ed a handsome as any of them." An
etnuarrusseu pause. " ell, no not
'xactly, sub. Would yer believe It dat
fool nigger neber ahower up!"
A isrui moorer was working In a
field by th roadside one cold day,
when a clergyman came along the
road and stopped to speak to him,
"Plenty of work for you this weather,
John?" he called out "Ah!" said John
"I don't know when I don't have work,
no matter what weather come."
"That' hard, John," aald the clergy
man; "but wait till you get to tbe place
of ret then you will have no work to
do." "Humphl" grumbled John, "vou
ueedn t tell me! They'll Hud a Job for
John, never fear! It will be: 'Now
.... II.. .. . '
j on ii, punau up uih sun i jonn, you
might bang out the stars!' 'John, be
quick, now and light up the moon!'
fio do, parson, there aln t no plac of
ret for John."
Tho Engagement Ilroken Off
A young lady not fur a war from
this town recently bad a quarrel with
her beau and returned to blm all the
letters and little gifts she had received
from him during their courtship. u8
not to be outdone, sent her a ...it
dozen boxes of face powder, and with
mem a note explaining that ha barf
probably carried that much away on
bl coat collnr.Prliiecton (Mo !,.-
Home for the Unemployed.
Berlin has erected a huge building
resembling a factory, where the unem
ployedwhole families are received
and provided for. Hut no one must
take advantage of this hospitality ruor
than five time In three month. i
vs. rv mwj'
THE BLOOD
'S. S. 8. for the Hood" hu arowu
houickold Mylnir. When the blood ii out of "
necda treatment from nny cause, thi Kreet remedy ia tha firet thought ol
nd ued bv thousand of people U over the country, because it iUn-j:
to all other blood purificta. It i purely vegetable remedy, and while It
penetrate the cireulnllou end force out all poison and morbid matter it
Uo build up the entire yteui by iU fine tonic eOect. During th win.
to norths thm natural v- , WM nlM fr0m Impure blood and . ,,
mice d bodily woale have cmUion or theeysUm.
become dull and weak and p,,!,,, ming flesh, and sll-gon tiredT
failed to perform their full Ig that mad me miserable. I began th,
duty.thebloodhasbeenalujf- a 8. S. and nty blood waa restored to It nr.
Kiu and an extra amount mal, healthy condition. Mr appetite returned i
of poison and waste mat- Increased In weight, thai 'Hired (eating" Lit
ten have accumulated in ''
the i"atem and been ah- Columbu. O ilo. Vtcroa 8TVam.
!5tJ?bSt WlhecC " Cor.U..thm.n.4Wa.hi,oBA
Ing of Spring and warm weather the blood i aroused and alined to quicker
action and in it effort to throw oil thre acid and poison the (kin luf.
(era. Boils, ttimplrfl. blotches, raahe and eruption break out and
timie until the Mo-xt ia cleansed and made pure, S. 8, S. lathe Ideal reined
for thi condition; it clears, the blood of all Impurities, make it rich and
trong and these fkin trouble paaa away. Rheumatism, Catarrh, Chronio
Sore and Ulcers, Scrofula, Contusions Blood Poison and all other ttiaeasra
of the blood are cured by S. S. ii. Hook on the blood and any advice do
aired, free of charge. fH SWIFT SPCCIfW CO ATLANTA, CA.
Tha Old Dinner Belt.
There's niualc In th lowln' of th rattt
en th bill.
Aa' In th lasy lauhter of th waterfall
au' rill;
la th elnglu' of th bluebird aa' tb
kuiumln' u( th bee,
Aa' th ol wooduavker pckla' 00 th
holler aufsr tree.
There's music In th IiIomoib au' tb
clear blue of th sky.
la th .-rnilu' of the rbkksn bwk
t cirrllu' 'way up high;
Hut
HIiM'k broker sail J arte.
A prominent New York toek broke,
); "The newspapers do uot git
wind of wen a small fraction of the
anil brought agnltlat broker becaut
of mlauudrrataudlng between u aud
our customer. Ninety nin custom,
er out of vry hundred think we fob
tlieni when they lose their money R
I lie market and give us no credit ,n
tltey win. We do our hardest tq tsu
all suits out of court, for tbt-r la i,i
th aweeteat aoiif of Juns tlu jllrr on MrtD ,(, wt) flw
sto't nowhere near t uie!l ,, . ,., i,r...r vvi,. u . -
T. lb. music 'iMiig at iwouliu.. of ,,, ,r,rf J(m; h tlW(1 wn,w
j w mm i.h oi iHw iihiai mini nnius
a grudge against all brokers "-N,
I York Pre.
Wbea ptowlo' In the d, ! sot BelJs, clesa
out ' (lit o' bum,
A-wisblu', too, Hlih all your baart that
dinner dm would coin,
You watch tb furrir stretch swey
roun' th lower bvlld.
Aa' potter 'round bit befur yea (art
for t'other end.
Aa' you bend tmt hJ as' llatea to
keti b th wU-otn sound,
Aa' eelr'lat It' p')t pish boo a by bad
der on lb gruuiti),
Wba through th baiy tuosubr.
your onli' to diapel.
Comes th fur off aile'ry nauate ef tb
o! dinur belt
Wbea th harvest day Is otar aa' tb
toilers' work I dun.
0tr wavln' rorn an' clover tlntaJ by tb
aettln aua.
Iw an' iweet the distant music of tb
ot ball float aloiij;
Born ll "'0 th at an In' breeies, Bilns'ad
with th reaper' .
An' you look srnt th ma-ldar, ptit tb
ol crick wlndtu' throuth.
Wkr th ringer wet ia waitin' wtth
a walconi there for you.
Ob, there ain't no Jura of iminir thai
ran atrlk you quit ao well
As tb ringiii', when ;u'r hungry, of
th ol dinner belt,
luiiisnspoli Sim.
Te Break M New Shoe.
IH ihaia In Allea' rt ga, fweilae,
tteurae bol, aaeatth. aehin. a,)tn tmt
uir, n,fna, luoals oIH and twmin.a II
11 1rolila and Hum eloKS, Jfw Ihn'lint
iruiiiiui Sample atsila.1 rKkt A4Jf.is
alien a Olnwd. U Haf, K. t.
Aa k!ay Jut),
lllg Chl.f rksrad-of Ills Job k, mat
with an (evident wbll acoitrlug tb
plalua and It wa aet-ewary for the arm;
urgeon to amputat bis leg. Attar
time th nilaaing limb ass rtdril h
wixHlro one, and meeting bint later tb
doctor Mid:
"How do yon lik your woedea lag, els'
maul''
"t'b! reapomled rVared f IL JoK
"Injun likaut bap murb. Injun Lkaaa
you niakum all wood,"
"Make you all wood?" queried tbe U.
t. In aurpne. "What tatY'
"Injun make heap aiuney than," as
awerad th noble red man. "tialum ).,
ataudum lu front of cigar alore. l'b,'"
PITS
rrn,nt.i:, t N,4. Ha mtmm mmmhus
liMi.tf, i-fa tHal fteiu sjm oM
If, U. II Kiim. t4a,U rt l. rilladltia, Ik
In kai-h of a IMlglna.
There Is a story of a bo:ue loln
farmer who started fur th West and
Itallroail Traveling lllathm. ram bom "to spend tb first night"
Hallway travel 1 cheap In Itelglum, This waa a uurstlon of arnltuienl: but
according to a rejM.rt re.eled at tha ' another man, quote,! by tb I'hlUdrt.
Slate Oepartmeiit from I lilted Htate p,u ledger, bad a Jtor
lonstii uoatlv at I.leiie. Ha
that tbe Belgian, state railway sells
tickets on a time has! which enables
the holder to travel continuously, If
dealred. for the period elated on tbe
ticket, within the llinlls of the rotiulrv.
Kor Instance, a five dav ticket will cost
y son for serhlng cover.
practical re
W.Hft, anJ a fifteen -day tl. ket, ITTiihl band
During the life of one of these ticket
It serves aa a pass, and It I only uerc.
aary to ahow It upon request. The
above rates refer to aceond class only,
All that ia required to obtain tbeee
ticket la to present at the office an
unmounted photograph of amall else.
which la attached to the ticket a
mean of lilciitlhVntloii.
He bad Imm-h hired by a close (IstrJ
farmer, who believed In burning th
candle at both enda. Tb first morn
ing lb new man wa railed at I
o'clock. About fifteen mlnules la tar
be rain downatalr with bis bag I
Nothing IJiilnK.
.Vow that I have sold you policy,"
aid the Insurance agent, "I will muke
you an Interesting proposition. (Jive
me some letters of Introduction to peo
! you know and I will give you half
my commission on every one of them
I land."
"My dear mmi!" cried the new pol
icy holder. "I haven't an euemy on
earth!" Newark News.
Th Name Host.
Bias Charlie, will you tell mo what
lime It Is? I've left my watch at my
aunt's.
Charle Awfully sorry, but I run I.
I've left mine at my uncle . Detroit
r'ree Pre.
Bros
He Certainly Did.
Kupeok (Jrren eloued with
wife yesterduy, I understand.
Mrs. hnperk Why. I ihoinrki :...
w Brown' nest friend.
Knpeek Well, didn't he prove It?
"Ain't you goln' to workf sked thi
farmer, In surprise,
! "No." wa th dUcusted anwef.
"I'm goln' to bunt up sotti plac It
stay all night."
Motion oil! II ri,1 alia, wtoaurws a.K,lMii
T"ip lha lt rented? lona to Itialr caiWna
during lha leathltif rl,.l.
A llal t'll.
An Kngllsb tourist la th Hlghlsmlt
tells the following amusing atory. II
was traveling one day last summer by
rail In the North of Holland, and at
one of the stations four farmer en.
tered the train. They were all big,
burly men and completely filled up tb
eat on the one side of the compart
ment At the tint station tb earring
door opened to admit a tall, cadaverous.
Individual with about tb girth of
lamp poet. He endeavored to wedg
himself In !,ctw,.rn (wo of the farmer,
and. milling It a dlDlcult operation. Ii
said to one of them; "Kiruae me, air,
but yiu must move up a bit! Kacb
eat I Intended to accoiiuiiiHliil flv
ersfiiia, and acenrdlng to act of Par
liament you are only entitled to eight
een Inches of pace." "Aye, aye, iuy
friend," replied Ihe fanner, "llial '
very guld for you that's been built that
way; but ye ciinna blame me If I
ba'ena been ronslrucklt according W
act of Parliament!"
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r a
The Kind V oil llnvo A I vvuTa 1 1. r a i . fc1 ' ' 1,1 " ' n "
turn of C'lms. II i,w : i.."yH..,l,.",.K,,t.,"" lrite tho alirim.
lc.v jr i, Vl.la. VT, '.,0 ) Allow ona
of ch uir :, Z iv :fj""ir.M ni o
, " uKuiiiN( j.xi4irliii-iiU
hvultli
, m m a sailisi J'.X l4irillll-ll U
.What (s CASTOR IA
ml ttllayg KwriTline.? .W1"..,1' tly Worm
Colli'. lr,'l4.v(.M r!u hi.J rriUrJ"? ,)l"rr"" hh1 Wind
Tl, Cl.lldreM'l C.ElV nU alct'p.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Boars tho Signature
ry
In Use For Over 30 Years.