The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, March 31, 1905, Image 4

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    For hard colds, bronchitis,
asthma, and coughs of all
kinds, you cannot take any
thine better than Ayer's
Cherry
Pectoral
Cherry Pectoral. Ask yout
own doctor if this is not so.
He uses It. He understands
why it soothes and heals.
I ha a tarrfbl eonah far wook. Than I
fcnok Avar Chorr. Peeior.1 and ! ooa
bottla eomplotolT cored loo "
Mu. J. U. UanioitIi St. Jsafph. Mirk.
ae..af..i.t. j.r.imw.
All 1mri-tM. l.iw!l. V-
for
Coughs.Colds
WORKING MIRACtt&
Yu will hasten recovery by tak
ing on of Ayr' Pill at bedtime.
A Nuisance.
What? Who? Any one who rings
the door bell and loaves a handbill
wound about the door knob. A man or
boy may not be seriously thought of
who ventures upon private property
and noiselessly leaves his advertise
ment; but he who comes to the door,
rings the bell, takes one from their
work, simply to find the program of a
minstrel troupe or even a sacred con
cert, takes an unauthorised liberty,
and, as the matter stands now. through
an almost ily repetition, becomes a
nuisance. Whoever you are, man or
boy, remember this, you have no more
right to pull a door bell for the pur
pose of advertisement than you hava
to pull, a person's nose.
Mother, will And Mr. win.Iowl goo thin
Syrup the best remedy to aw tut limit caiMrea
f nnnf u ncuuof iru.
Mnsio as a Profession.
Unless a man Is rich he ought to b
regarded as a criminal if he permits
Ilia sons or daughters to become musi
cians. In the musical profession there
are a few prizes not of the largest,
but for the largest number of inter
pretativ? artists the life is one ol
drudgery the drudgery of learning,
the drudgery of pushing one's self into
notice and after all the continual
drudgery of playing or singing just
the music the public wants. I recom
mend do one to enter such a profession
unless be or she loves music to such
degree that the drudgery is a pleas
ore. John F. Runciman in Saturday
Keview,
A GUARANTEED CURE fOR PILES
Itlfcln-, Hitnrt. Rinf or l-rvrtrnd n P'l..
Your tlruintiKt will round money If P.VZO OINT
taU. to-cor job in la H days. joc
A Disappointed Cannibal.
A pathetic story of a disappointed
cannibal is told in an English rtiisions
paper. "Oue day," says a missionary.
I was eating some canned sheep's
tongues that had been seut from home
One of my natives, seeing me. jumped
with dellirbt. He thought they were
men's tongues. His gloom on djscov
erlng that it wm not a religious re
vival, after all. and that the mission
ary remained unconverted would have:
touched the hardest heart."
Sir
A Mlllloa Plant HometlmM I'm t
Mr. t'nrbankin a rMnlTt.
How doe Luther Uurbank work his
wonders? Her ar two plant one
from Australia, perhaps, ' the other
from Siberia. Each plant ha its
characteristics. It life habits It struc
ture, its hereditary tendencies a life
distinct from all other. Kch has
preserved Its Identity a thousand
years, not varying to any great extent
through the long centuries, lie takes
these two plants and gives them the
opportunity to unite. Struggle as each
may, with the fervor of IO.isW years
of habit all powerfully upon It. it can
not overcome the change.
The pollen from one of ihe flowers
has found Its way to the stgtna of the
other," borne by the sensitive- finger
tips of a man accustomed to wait with
patience the outcome of his projects.
A year passe. The aeed from the new
plant Is planted. From It may come
a plant like both of its ancestors, or
like neither, like nothing yet born In
the vegetable life of the world.
And thli Is what Is sought: to mk
It different, to break up Its lire tenden
cies, to recomlilne the hereditary Influ
ences of its ancestry. In the breaking
up it may produce a whole series of
monstrosities, the most strange and
grotesque plants that ever took root
In the soil of the earth. Some of these
plants are hideous, and all such are
put to death. For the object Is not
to produce abnormality, but a splendid
lorm, a plant which shall have the
beet characteristics of both parents
and become a new and powerful fa",
tor In the beauty or the utility of the
race. The next year and the next
there are more seeds and more plants;
and In a few years, so great Is the
progression, there may be rdb,tbsi.
Hear in mind that some of the great
est botanists of this and other days
have carried on their Investigations
Into plant life and made their deduc
tions and formulated their laws upon
a working Itasis of perhaps a dozen
plants. Mr. tiurbank has use.l as many
a a million plants for a single test,
and he has more than once rejected
every one of Jhe millions, save, per
haps, half a ihwen or even lens.
When the great mass of plants in a
given test Is ready for the Hun I sen-
tiny to see what ones shall be allow
ed to live, then comes the exercise of
the most wonderful faculty of th i
man. He must go over every one of
these plants, be It ten thousand or a
million, and select from them such ns
rre fit for use In a continuation of the
rest. This he does with marvelous
rapidity. With aids to bring him the
plants, he passes upon them with such
rapidity that a hundred thousand may
be decided upon In a single day.
If all of these plant had to be test
ed In the usual way, it would coat .t
least f l,ono.is. F.ach would have to
be set out by Itself, covering a ron
sTderable surface of valuable laud;
each would have to be cultivated and
cared for for four or five years; esch
would have to lie grafted. In
a single day this one man accom
plishes what could be reached other
wise only by years of waiting and by
an enormous attendant expense, his
masterly Judgment, hacked by a won
derful Intuition, enabling him to ac
complish that which Indeed seems lit
tle abort of a miracle. Century.
SNl 111
gat.
GARDENS FOR WORKINGMEN.
I am compelled by a tense of gratitude
to tell yon the great good your remedy
has done me in a case of Contagious Blood
Poison. Among other symptoms I was se-J
vereiy aiuuocu wiui nucuioduaiu, buu gut
almost past going. The disease got a firm
bold upon my system; my blood was thor
oughly poisoned with the virus. I lost in
weight, was run down, had sore throat,
eruptions, splotches and other evidences
of the disease. I was truly in a bad shape
when I began the use of S. S. S., but the
persistent use of it brought me out of my
trouble sale ana sound, ana 1 nave the
cooraeeto publicly testify to the virtues of
your great blood remedy, S. S. S., and to
ers, sincerely believing if it is taken ac
cording to directions, and given a fair
trial, it will thoroughly eliminate every
parucic 01 me virus, j AMiis
Stark Hotel, GreensWg, Fa.
Painful swelling in the groins, red ernrj"
tions upon the skin, sores in the mouth
and loss of hair and eyebrows, are some of
the symptoms of this rile disease. S. S. S.
is an antidote for the awful virus that
attacks and destroys even the bones.
S. S. S. contains no Mercury, Potash or
other mineral ingredient. We offer f 1,000
for proof that it is not .absolutely veget
able. Home treat
ment book givini
the symptoms an
other interesting
and valuable infor
mation about this
disease, mailed
free. Our physi
cians advise free
those who write us.
Tbi Swift Speclflo Company, Atlanta, Ga
M. J. SHIELDS & CO.
Grower, and Importers of All Kind of
(rnMM and syielcl KwwclM
Dry around. d,-.p.rooiln- graas e-i, that
we will guarantee to grow on ground that will
not : produce cereal, or any otter kind of eras.,
will malt crop of hay and paatura all season.
1! lT' Add"" M- C. Mow-
Cw, Mai HO.
I w
$25 Per Day
CAN HE MADK
Austin ill. Drills
VftdMn all riws ndtyies
rum ivr iitfn
, tpd Prices
BE4LI.no.
- Gen. Agra.
313 Co ami Blfc
rorthnd. Ore,
WUhl AU UH Mil,
to tlrn. Arid br llrUaTttiMA.
How th Good Work I Bala Extawdod
in Knrop.
France, Garmasy, lioiland and Bel
glum have Joined In a movement to
encourage the establishment of gar
dens for worklngmen. Although th
work is not a new one. It has lieen
considerably extended during the las
year. The evil of intemperance u
so undermined the health and useful
ness of workmen, says the Wa-hin
ton Star, that this plan was utilized
to interest them In a bi-althful t-mploy
ment outside of working hours that
should bring them Increased comfort
and attach tnein to the 11 they cult I-
rate.
An International congress was held
in Paris in If (J. and oue will be held
in I.iege to consider the best plan of
maintaining and extending the work
of allotting plats of ground to work
men for purposes of cultivation.
I nited State I onstil Atwell. at
Roubaix, who reports this subject
the state department, says that uiany
employers In Krauce have made gen
erous gifts of land to be allotted to
deserving workmen, and at the Arra
exposition a first prize aas awarded
to the "exposition of gardens fo:
workmen."
According to reports made In Octo
ber. 1!T8, there existed nt that dale
WX gardens In Helglutn In which
plats bad been allotted to D.mio p.-t
sons. France had created fi.l.'Vt gar
dens, which had provided assistance
to 43.IJIO lersons. These gardens were
provided either by charitable societies
or by groups of phllanthropiHts shho-
clated for the purpose.
The congress of JOO.T disctixsed
hether the lalxirer should ilerire full
profit from the land cultivated or pay
rent for bis cottage, reserving to him
self the surplus. French delegate
leaned toward the adoption of the full
charity basis, while the Germans in
clined to view the matter strictly from
the point of social preservation, and
thought It wiser to demand a small
return for the ground allotted.
"In order that the work may thrive
In cltiea wher; the majority of oper
atives have never handled a spade,"
Consul Atwell says, 'it Is now thought
necessary to encourage a tante for cul
tivating the soil In children by creat
ing school gardens. It Is suggested
that on holidays, which are so often
Hi-employed, scholars shall accompany
their tutors to tbee gardens and there
learn to use garden Implements and
acquire a taste for gardening, prlze-i
Judiciously awarded would soon fur
nish the stimulus necessary to form
the useful worker. The school garden
ha not yet taken form, but It 1 to
be hoped that It may become the
adjunct of the older work known as
the worklngmen'i garden.
"It Is only Just to say that the first
person to put the Idea of a working
men's garden into practice was Mnio.
llervleu of Sedan. Klnce that time
she has had many coadjutirs, as ttai
work commend Itself not only a phil
anthropic, but a que of social conservation."
She I understand that Sarah Ann
married a struggliun young man. H
Yea, he struggled all right, but he
couldn't get away.
Dolly He's one of those men who
won't take no for an answer, Msdge
What are you going to do? lHilly
TA'hy. tell 111 ill yes, Town Topics.
Friend What Is hope? I'oet It
otnetblng that wakes you up nt four
o'clock In the morning when the post
man doean't come around till ten.
Kant' Horn.
He My father Is a banker, and has
never been Inside a theater In his life.
he Iteally? My father Is 1111 actor.
and has never been Inside a hank In
his life. Judy.
Xewrlch How'd you get along at
the dinner? Mrs. Xewrlch Fine.
When they est pie with a fork, 1 done
It, too, so as not to let 'em see their
break. Xew York Sun.
Judge The next person who Inter
rupts the proceedings of this court
will be expelled fnim the room! Pels
oner lino-ray! Whoopee-ee! Xow
lemme go! Chicago News.
Bank President We're ruined! The
cashier has absconded with one bun
dred thousand dollars. IMreetor
IVin't get excited. He has left a note
offering to take us Into partnership.
Mrs. Oatcake (reading newspaper!
Gracious me! Mr. Murdock has been
arrested. It was dis.-over.il that he
had twenty wives, and all are living!
Farmer Oatcake O-oh! another case
of Rrfgham-y. l"uck.
Boarder (warmly Oh. I know ev
ery one of the tricks of your trade.
lo you think I have lived In hoarding
houses twenty years for nothing
landlady (frlgldlyl I shouldn't be at
all urprised. Xew Yorker.
"I-et me see. a cynic Is aman who
Is tired of the world, is he not?" the
young student of language asked.
"Xo. no. my child." replied the know
ing tutor: "a cynic is a man of whom
the world Is tired." Pick .Me-1" p.
The Senator Why mustn't I vote
for that bill? Constituent Because
the people don't want It, Senator. The
Senator What have the peopje got
to do with It? Ain't eleetlou over.
hey? Louisville Courier-Journal.
After the weulllng: He What are
you crying for, love? She Over
papa's wedding precut lux. ho.
He Why. what's the matter with It?
Sl It's nothing but a receipte.1 bill
for the gas we used up- during- our
courtship. Plck-Me-l'p.
I'nele John So you don't like your
Ifacher. Tommy? Tommy (savagely!
Xo. I don't. I wlsht he was at the
bottom of the sea! I'nele Jidm Oh,
come now. Tommy! That's too much
to say. Tommy Well. I wlsht h
was at the bottom of Jones' mill pond,
then. Philadelphia Pre,.
Jut resentment: Young Husband
Bertha, did you ask .the gn r to
show you some of thoe aeedles beans
I was telling you about this morning?
Young Wife Yes. and if yon want
your slippers warmed before yon pnt
them on you can warm them yourself.
uilr. I won't Chicago Tribune.
The Man Y'our daughter teleph we I
me to call and Bx your piano. Her
Father What's the matter with It?
The Man fine of the strings is
broken. Her Father What will It
cost to repair the broken string? The
Man Two dollars. Her Father
Well, here's $.". Break the rest of
'era. Chicago Xews.
"Paw," asked little Johnny, "what's
compromise?" "That, my son." re
plied the wise father, "depends on
whom It's made with. For Instance,
If I make a compromise with a busi
ness man. I go about half way. But
If I make a compromise with your
mother, why, I er I go all the way."
Houston Chronicle.
'What do yon think of Keats' 'Ode
on a Urecian irn asuen Jirs. OM
f'stle as they sjpped their tea In the
magnificent library. "I think." her
bosses replied, "If he'd of been a
gentleman he'd of paid It. Jo-ilah says
people never ought to have luxuries
that they have to get trusted for."
Chicago Record Herald.
Xow, try to remember," said the
teacher, "that Horatius won his glory
by his performance at the bridge. Al
ways keep that thought In mind and
It will help you to be brave and
noble." "Huh!" sueerel Johnny,
that ain't notliln'. Y'ou se iny pa
and ma at bridge almost every night
In the week." Xew York Herald.
I wish to get excused this after
noon, said r.izzietnorp, as lie ap
proached the general manager's desk;
"you see they've put me down to act
a a pallbearer at a runeral. "Cer
tainly; go ahead. But you don't seetn
to feel very sad about It." "No. He's
the fellow my wife has always been
holding up to me as a model."
Chicago Kecord-Herald.
Mrs. Pugh Our minister says he I
going to change the last pnrt of the
service. Mrs. Knave Does he think
he can Improve It? Mrs. Pugh Xo,
but he thinks It's necessary. Instead
of laying, "Let us sing the Ooxid igy,"
be is going to say: "I,et us adjust our
clothes, slip on out gloves, grab our
hats, forget all alwiut the Lord, and
be dismissed." Cincinnati Commer
cial Tribune.
LIKt A tONt MOUNTAIN PEAK
Henry Walt arson Tower Over h
Field of Journalism.
Writing of Henry Watterson In th
Booklovera Magsnlne, Joseph M. itog-
era says of this unique figure la Amer
ican Journalism: lie a Ions survive
that group of knights of Ihe quill who
mad American Journalism. Oon Is
Horace tireeley who boxed the political
compass, to die of disappointment
the mau who personally molded nior
opinions on a greater variety of nl-
Jecta than any mail of the nineteenth
century. Uone tireeley s long-lime M
soclate, ami later political enemy ami
professional rival, the brilliant Henry
J. Raymond. The tomb bss closed over
the elder James tiordon Bennett, who
made the news end of the modern
newspaper; on the unmerciful Mauton
Marble, long Watterson' close political
ally; on Wilbur I'. Story, who was lief
er so happy as when telegraph tolls
mounted up. who boasted that he al
ways had a burglar on the I lilcago
Times staff to break safes 11 ml get ex
elusive nthVlal reports, whose sarcastic
pen drew blood at every stroke, and
whose paper died with him: on Joseph
Medlll. the maker of the Chicago Trib
une, that pride of American Journalism
a thousand miles from Park Itow; on
Thurlow Weed, of Albany, the great
est political strategist of his age.
Alas, no more Is the gray head of
Charles A. Pan seen against the
dingy window panes of the second
Ht.VRY WATmwo.
story of the Sun otltce the man who
made quality supersede bulk ami
whose services to American Journalism
can never be fully appm-iated!
A few survive In retirement. Colonel
McClure, the friend and agent of Lin
coln, who was the Philadelphia Times,
lives on In a green uld age In a com
fortable official berth. Horace White
still writes, but always Impersonally.
Held Marshal Murat llalstcad write
an occasional brilliant letter, but th
Cincinnati Uazette, which, "was his
work alone, Is now hyphenated, and
editorially upeaking anonymous.
But Wattersnn survhes. am! bis per
sonality is the more distinctive In
cause his wit Is yet as keen, til Invec
tive as maddening, and his humor as
generous as of yore; because he stands
up alwive the dead-level of Impersonal
Journalism to-day like some lone moun
tain peak, casting its shadows upon
the plain. A remarkable personality.
an extraordinary human development.
a surviving primus inter pares. Xo
American who can read but la familiar
with his brilliant., original, plirase
maklng style of composition: no editor
but reads the Courier-Journal dally
when Watterson Is at the helm; no
other man whose dally editorial opin
ion Is sent out by the pre associa
tion. And this man, still well on the
safe side of 70, has been for almost
fifty years a distinct force In Ameri
can affairs; long before the Civil War
broke out he wa considered a coming
man. Xo State owns him: no pent up
Blue Urass commonwealth contracts
his power. He is an American whose
words are read as regularly In Cape
Xome as In l-oulsvllle; who ha a
friend wherever float the starsiian-
gled banner above an American citizen.
What is'Castoria.
C ASTORIA is a harmless eubstituto for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and
Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains ncithor Opium, Morphino nor
other Narcotio substance Its ago is its guarantee It destroys Worms and allays
Feverishness. It cures Diarrhcoa and Wind Colio. It relieves Toothing Troublos,
cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach
and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho children's Fonacoa-Tho
Mother's Friend.
Tho Kind You Havo Always Bought, and which has been in uso for over
30 years, has borne tho signaturo of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been mado under
his personal supervision since its iufaucy. , Allow no ono to doceivo you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good " aro but Experiments that triflo with
and endanger tho health of Infants and Children-Exporicnco against Experiment.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher.
Pr P. C.r.ld niailr. af anf.U. N Y. tarsi "Tour C.lnrl. I. fo4 of
fbllili.a .ad I frxpi.ml; iiitariiu 11, .!; vftiaiuisg lb dalr4 raatilU"
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Aire Ublf Prprdlionfor As
siinilalmg the focxl dtnl Ki'8 uM
lii'g ihr Siomncos ami Howls il
Prooiolf s Dieslionl hmful
ncvi and Rest .Contains nt tttwr
Opium. Morphine nor Minrral
Not Nahcotic.
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jnui'i'. Iktmi
NalnV -
Apcffecl hVnvdy for Coaslip
lion. Sour Stunuch.Diarrttucd
Worms 1'onvubioiis. Feverish
tins mid Loss of Sleep.
?c$inle Sifnatutt ef
NF.W YOHK.
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rtr fl le KablMaa. af Owsh. N.b ,
alamlard faaiMr r.ai..lr ll la Iba baal tbla
buowa aad I iuirud II.
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nrll la noi U. IK .niiul b aib. Ibrvucb all tbaaa tt aad Ika
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prarll-a tor lb. Ii .i:i ' b lb. stssoai .ta '
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rawnmandod r !-" ' '" ' H I , II b. Ikn.il.bit
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Pr N n Hi"', of Hronbl?. N T. aa.a- -I ab)aH I bt ara rallod (.alMil
anr.ll inoa wh.r. aab.r aloaa kaoa.. la.r.dl.aia aia ftl la Ibaat, but I ba
Hi. fotaiul f a ..larla aad ad.laa iu .
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Boart th Signaturo of
The Kind You Haye Always Bought
In Uso For Over 30 Years.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
Hhe Whs Hopeful.
A moltiiTly-louklnit nouiiin stiMl at
the front gate a the Itlnprnnt pwlillcr
iiit-B iid-f rpd along.
Any parlor mati'hcs, Imly?" tie
quirlel, a ni puuspd to iliKplny his
war.
"Not yet," she ansn-erml, absently,
"but three of niy diiiitrhters huve
steady company, anil I expect fi,,.re
will be metlilnK dolnjr before
spring."
New York Owns Nun P srif.
The great Canadlnu Koo elei-trlt
power plant I Awned by New Yorkers.
He who pays csal bills In winter ami
lc bill in sumuier I tlrm believer
la th theory that riches buv wliin.
Took the. Doc-iur'a All-r.
Dr. William Oiler, formerly of John.
Hopkins, now rt-ijlus profes.ir of medi
cine st Oxford, was Lilkinn durliiK bis
ret-ent Cnnadl.tn tour about the Impor
tance of precision In the writing of
prescription.
"Wherever a sentence may have two
meanlnK," said !r. Osier, "rest aHur
ed that Ihe wrong niennlni: will be
taken, llem-e. it Is Important in pre
scrlptiou wrltini; and in direction to
patient that the arcnlest clarity and
precision le obtained.
"A young foreigner one day visited
phvslilan and de-tcrlbed :i coinnioii
malady that had befallen him.
"'The thing for you fo do.' Hie phy
sician said, "Is to drink hot water lin
hour before breakfast every morning.'
" 'Write It down, doctor, so I won t
forget it." said the patient.
"Accordingly the physic ian wrote the
directions down mimcly. that the
young man was to drink hot water an
hour before breakfast every morning,
"The patient took his leave, and in
week he returned.
" 'Well, bow are you .feeling? the
physician asked.
"'Worse, doctor, worse, if anything
wa the reply.
"'Ahem. Did you follow my advice
nd drink hot water an hour In-fore
breakfast''
I did the best, sir,' s.ild the yoiuig
man, 'but I couldn't keep It up ninre'n
ten minute at a stretch.' " w York
Tribune.
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sd j4 coIIm aao.bV aad I.
Wr lav fa baablaj kw I ,
Which would y.m raihr, thai a lin !
ta ymi or s llavrl An. Why, you I
would rnth.r thai the lion alo tin. t iur. '
of curH4'. j
Stars or Oairt. rrrr or Tn.nwi, I
l.r, hi nit, I
Fas J i mm rnakn oab that ha I.
aauior pannrr il lha lirmnf t J i assay i
i o ,dlo butnr. Itt Ihe I ity ,,l T.-lo.!". l oun- j
ly an.t Maia a(-.r. aid. and ihai Mm nrm auii
(ay lha .0111 of OS K III MK.I M, AH for i
aah ami atrryraa of I 'atasail Ihalraouol L
curnt by tba uw ol lUtl. ( r a I i Br
KH AN K J. I llhNl.V. I
Sworn to brfora Bia a -d obrr!ld In my
prasanr. ibl. atb ,lay of Iwmuilor, A l . iv', I
. A. . (jl.rASoN
!.
Noiary
I'uwtir.
Hal!'. Catarrh Tor I. (Wn Inirrnaita, and
sru .linclly ou tho l.lo! and mu.-oua orta.o.
ef tba .).1cmi. hand f r t-.lln.oiila .. frro
. . t F. J. 1 II EN K K di t o , Toledo, O.
Bold by tiriiarl.t.,
liaJI'. ramUy PliU ara th. brat.
The Senate Judic-lsry committee of th.
California I-eitinlnture has unanimously
reimrted in favor of lha p.Mag u( ,
anti-trading slump bill.
Iter t'rlmlal (.harm.
Jack -I can't iiilTimid women j
and I'm glad of it. ;
Tom- lilud of It: by?
Jui k llis-itiise they u oiiUtit't be half
au attractive if I could.
TO CtHt A (WD IN (Mvr DAY
T IA.M4IVO lOoon, ,i',a,, l.htrt, Allro
.iota rrrun.i i , f tr u ran. t w
litov'. .igTiat'ir ii m U b. HW.
Mr. IliiKor. Mrs. t(Wbf-r siul Ilahy
Itigerr, wlwrh of III.. Inlrri-.luilf fsnilly
is lha t.it. sod ly !, big-am ?
An. Halx UiaTger, bvcau. I is a hula
bigger.
Kor forty yrar . 11 o a (,'ura for Con
iiiniptlon baa rura.1 potiitha ami coitls. Al
drurgl!a. 1Tb '.'A corn..
When th cyr sra ho and liaa.y
hutho thnu Iu cold or fi ol, I water, slid
do not conliiia thiu Iihi rloa.Iy (u auy '
sort of sork.
THE FISH BRAND SUCKER
A VALUED FRIEND
"A rood nan yaan) aaa I babl
FISH BRAND l-hm, and ka arasaai
tatuad fciaial fm atony a oraaa day, bot
mom k I lining aU and I saaaj key
anothar, Pteaa amd M ark lat."
I ra mm mm sssa n. i. a, a os a a
nuiinsT mRpwndmiiu!.
TOWKR CANAOIAM Ir-SW
Cvlbll-ANV. UaaUM mJ .,.
Tawarta, C.nad. 'OIIBmW
Wet Waaihar ClosMr. uh. ad Hats bar
ad aiad ai ara af apawt
ARMY CHAPLAIN
SEVERE KIDNEY
and
BLADDER TROUBLE
Hw.rt Kskimo fjlrl!
"The felKjws who write populat
songs have weird Ideas about things."
said the man who hud been In Alusha.
"Just a few month, ngie everybody
was humming or singing u souirui
ditty that had to do with the romantic
love affairs of a chimpanzee for an
other eitinlly delectable simian, (in
rllla and baboons also had t'.elr inn
ings, and nobody complained. Then
along came the song about Indian
bride and Congo ladles. They may be
II right in their way, but to slug
their praise not for mine! Hut the
limit, It Mems to n e, is a song 1 bud
the felicity to hear recently. H u all
about a sweet Eskimo girl. .Vow, any
one who knows anything about the
Eskimo knows that they are the limit
for lack of cleanliness, ami If anybody
can find sweet young Klrl in the
tribes of the frozen norlli he has my
blessing. Yet the praises of that sweet
waddler are sung at select niiislcalea
and In the drawing moms of swell o-
clty. I pass up tho Eskimo." 1
foPf' CHAI-UIN 0. L J4YC0X.
I p :, tefei
11 1 !
I Tl.oyhave ' i0r0A
isf.ni it mr--i ii
It was not K I
I- . . T ' ' llnrtiiiiin. Pr,..l. I
ll-lll . nl ti... ii... .. II
Smb
IV-
If
I IS I-
,000 Plants for 16c.
tm f'fl4 m r't r (tidi. M
iviV It.r U fMdr tsV
nmH t V f" 11 P-
ildf- I' llbltf- -! an. . Ikr W
l"Mlt.r MlMMUHIMMf
tmm rw S.Hr( !
m t.Nb roka,
MhM k.ti. Mt
tM - M ihlaa,
bM4Mt aWitWM b
sbi.I k r fsxbkdsl -
ttl Mall t tfW MbaTI tltabtta f WT
f:tdb itl.f vim nr
(ate I.. N4 hU llr.
fUf I aa I abI i tI ,),
Nl k.lallfll If ID CO
i a. Croaaa, Wis.
HAIP OUR ILLS ARE CATARRH.
Thousands of People Have Kidney Trou
ble and Don't Know It is Catarrh.
Mr. David I Jaycox, Chaplain
Clarinda, I. O. O. T , and Chaplain
r. A. K., Kflft liroadway, flakland,
Cal., writes:
"I am an old war veteran, I con
tracted severe bladder and kidney trou
ble. I spent hundreds ol dollars and
consulted a host of doctors, but neither
did me any good.
"i'eniim bus proven the best
medicine I ever used. My paina
are gone and I lielieve myself to l,
cured. 1 f(!cl well and wouhl not
be without a buttle in time of niod
for ten times its cost."
' .... -,.
1 1 ii in i re. h ol war veterans have ki
ney aim iiiiulder trmible.
Impure drinking watr, steeping on the
ground, and all manner of exposures to
wet and co d weather produced caturrh of
Um kidney and bladder. '
co nceivalile
lrtlg, have
j consulted all
: mihools (
i me-lii ine.
It was not
until Peru
lift i';i um into
, , ""'"" oni solilicrs
. rcmeny mat would actually
euro them. 1
Ma- cases of tatdrrh of ki.,y and b(d
tar have, been cured by feruna than ali
other medi. Ine combined. ""
Ail. It- Lt .
" it. n. ii. 1 1 tirl tiiiisi i
iiil.il' Tl .. II . . "I
i i ill) jiiiriritnt) i:-...
m bus, Ohio, and he will b ,, , ,,.,,
to give you the l.n..lt of ,la , L,li "
-Ivice Kmt)B. All correspondence .
irictly conflilfiitial.
Clean Your Grain
-TOR SEtDOIOZ
Th CHATHAM PANNING
MILL, wllh Scklng ttchmnt.
will clean anJ rrade all kinds of
Ouin and Seeds, Th only rruu'hin.
Hut has screens and ridJIc md
r(weiAlly for cleaning grain on th
Coast. To convince you that Ihl.
Crin Cleaner is as represented I vtll
xnd you on on 30 days' fr trUl
and will pay the freight.
Writ me lor our Deicrlpllv Ct
tlojue and "on lime' proposition
-U will Inlcreil you.
GEO. W. F00TT
Depl. 11
Portland, Oregon
P. N. U.
N. 1J-I0
wrtllna; to avd vaHlaar
IT uaaiuloai this iar.