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Got Rid
of Scrofula
BancbM, raptlons, Inflammation!, sore
MM of tb cyclldi and can, diss of th
boot, rickets, dyspepsia, catarrh, waiting,
in only aome ot tba troubles It causes.
It la a vary aotlra aril, making hatoc ot
tba wbola system.
HoodsSarsaparilla
Iradlcatra It, cure all Its manifestations,
and ballds op tba whole system,
i Accept no substitute.
Pmt Hla Foot In It.
Ha cam la lata, stopped in without
ringing, and, atrldlug aoftly Into tb
parlor, dropped luto an arm clialr with
toe easy grace ot a young man who
la accustomed to the program,
"By Jove!" he aaltl to th flgnr
sitting In tb dim obscurity on th
eofa. "By Jove! I thought I was
never going to see you alone again.
Th maternal kangaroo never goes
away from the menagerie nowadays,
doe she, Minnie?"
"Well, not amaiiugly frequent,"
cheerfully replied the old lady from
the sofa. "Minnie's away flirting so
much ofthe time now, I have to atay
in."
Cnder the limes at the end of the
old garden the moping cats complain
ed to the moon much In their usual
tyle, the watchdogs never aang more
clearly, and the plaintive cry of the
locomotive filled the night with po
etry; but the young man dldu't hear
It all the same.
"And, by Georger he said to a
friend fifteen minutes later, "If I did
net leave my hat and my cane In the
hall! Think of 'em? Forget 'em!
Bless me If I knew anything. What
I wanted was fresh air, and I wanted
bout thirty acrea ot It, and mighty
quick, too. rhewT
Lesson for Women.
Jersey Shore, T., Sept. 26 (Special)
. ."Dodd'a Kidney Pills have don
worlds of good for me." That's what
Mrs. C. B. Earnest of this place haa to
say of th Great American Kidney
Remedy.
VI was laid op sick," Mrs. Earnest
continues, "and had not been out ot
bed for five weeka. Then I began to
oaa Dodd'a Kidney Pills and now I am
so I can work and go to town without
suffering any. I would not be without
Dodd'a Kidney Pills. I have good
reason to praise them everywhere."
Women who suffer should learn
leaaon from this, and thst lesson is,
"cure tb kidneys with Dodd's Kidney
Pills and your suffering will cease.
Woman's health depends almost entire
ly on her kidneys. Dodd's Kidney
Pills have never yet failed to make
healthy kidneys.
Marriage a Success,
Foreign Visitor I sm told that Amr
lean marriages are generally happy.
Mr. Gotham Ob, perfectly. Th hus
band ia devoted to business, tit wife to
society, and they hardly trar suet.
. at If" nam i runvitniki vajhut
roa mix mpculam "
aaijirmiTtiemjjrrojTLaN
A Gentls Bint,
"It la the little things," remarked the
boarding house landlady, "that annoy ua
most"
"Tea," rejoined the Irreverent boarder,
"these amall steaks, for example."
tati or Ohio, City or Tolsdo, I
LCCiS COl'HTY ( -
ril J. Chixst makea oath that ha !
senior partner ot the ttrm of f. J. Ciimt A
Co., doing tulnea In the Cttyof Toledo, Coun
ty and State aforesaid, and that laid Orm will
pay tha ram of ON E Hl'NDKKO DOLLARS for
each and eserjcaie of Cstarkh that cannot b
cured by Uw tue of Hall's (itjerh "i i.
FRANK 1. C'HXNEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
presence, this 6th day of December, A !., 18s.
otarr rahUe.
Hall's Catarrh Cure !i taken tnternsllr. and
acta directly on the blood and mucous surfaoss
i to system. Bena r. r testimonials, rrea.
F. J. CHISKY a CO., Toledo, 0.
BoM by Druariait, 75c
Hall'i Family fill are the beat
Quite Cnneceaeary.
"Jane," aaid the boardiug-house land
lady, "pass Mr. Newman the salt for
hla egg."
"Sever mind the salt, thank yon,"
rejoined the latest acquisition to the
fold, "this egg la swue too fresh as It
Columbus, Ohio, May 19, 1903.
Some four years ago I was Buffering
from impure blood and a general run.
down condition of the system. I had no
appetite, was losing flesh, and had an all-
Sone tired feeling that made me miaera
le. I began the use of S . S. S., and
after taking seven or eight bottles my skin
waa cleared of all eruptions and took on a
ruddy, healthy plow that assured me that
tny blood had been restored to ita nor
mal, healthy condition. My appetite was
restored, sa I could eat anything put be
fore me, and as I regained my appetite
I increased in weight, and that "tired feel
lug" which worried mo so much disap
peared, and I was once again my old self.
I heartily recommend S. S. S. as the
best blood purifier and tonic made, and
trongly advise ita use to all those in need
of Buch medicine. Victor, Stobbins.
Cor. Barthman and Washington Ave.
Wheeling, wTv., May 28, loot.
My system waa run down and my joints
Itched and pained me considerably. I had
used S. S. S. before and knew what it
waa, so I purchased a bottle of it and have
taken several bottles and the achea and
pains are gone, my blood has been cleas
cd and tny general health built up. lean
testify to it as a blood purifier and tonic,
1333 Market St, John C. Stbih.
If yon have any
symptoms of dis
ordered blood
write us and our
physician will
advise yon free,
Onr book'on
blood and skin
diaeaaeeaent free.
Tha 8wlft Specific Company, Atlanta, Ga.
I
Htl u mt I nil.
tup. -lasts uoua. urn
Bom fry anutgtuu.
"Ton can't do two things successful
ly at th same Urn." "I did." What
did you do?" "Spent my money and
my vacation."
College Girl Ob, bow my watch an
noys me, tlcklug under my pillow. Her
Chum Why don't you get on ot these
silent midnight watch?
Sail! What doe Carrl do for a
living? Hallle She paluta. Sallle
I knew that, but I didn't know she got
paid for It Boston Traveler.
Mrs. Torker Tommy, you must not
Interrupt m when I am speaking.
Tommy Then how'U I ever get a
chance to say anything? Ufa.
Old Mother Hubbard, ah want out
and rubbered. New neighbors wr
Just moving In. "I'll just take a peep.
My! their furniture's cheap!" ah aaid.
with a satisfied grin.
Magistrate Th evidence clearly
shows that you threw a stone at this
man. Prisoner An' the looks ot th
man ahows mors than that, your hon
or; It shows that I hit him.
Mr. Nurtch I think I'll take this
watch. You're sur It is mad ot re
fined gold? Jeweler Certainly. Mrs.
Kurich Because I do dstsst anything
that ain't refined. Philadelphia
Ledger.
"My physician says that worry
makes people thin." "I don't bllv
It," answered Miss Cayenne. "There
la nothing that worries soma people
mors than th discovery that they ar
getting fat"
First Lady (In an open car) I'll bet
anything It's going to rain! Second
Lady Nonsense! th sky's clear as a
bell First Lady I know that; but
why did thoa gentlemen glv up their
end seat. I should like to know?
Indian Killer (from New York)
Where's yer Indiana? Colorado Jack
Ail dead. Indian Killer Who killed
'em? Colorado Jack Why, yon see,
young feller, they heard you was com
ing, and they laid down and died.
"Aren't yon married yet?" "No."
Wall, well! I thought you were en-
gaged to a certain young lady In Scar
borough T "No. I was engaged to
an uncertain young lady In Scarbor
ough, and thafs why I am not mar
ried."
Cassldy I suppose y heard tb
news about Flannery? Casey Phat
news? Csssldy H waa drownded
this marnin'. Caaey I don't bailer
It Shure, I was taykln' to him yls
thsrday, an' he niver said a word about
It Philadelphia Press.
"Well, what does be say?" Impatient
ly asked Mr. Spotcash. "I'll tell you
In a moment" replied his accrctary.
who was still struggling with tb
opening sentence of a letter from that
German correspondent of th firm.
hsven't get to th verb yet" Chicago
Tribune.
"It must be a great satisfaction to
have such a palatial apartment" aaid
th old-time friend. "It Is," answered
Mr. Cumrox; "it's a heap of comfort
to have a bona big enough to wander
away and get lost in when mother and
tb gsls are giving a musical or a re
ceptionsWashington Star.
Lakeside (in Eighth avenue restau
rant) I see you bar a algn requesting
gentlemen to remove their hats. Wait
er Yes; we found It necessary. Lake
side Just Ilk Now York. Why, out
In Chicago we never think of sitting
down to a meal without taking off our
hats and coats. Town Toplca.
"I suppose," said Mra. Upparton,
"yoo are thoroughly familiar with tb
duties of a cook?" Ol am, ma am
replied the applicant "Can you make
a mayonnaise dreaalngr asked the
prospective employer. "No, ma'am; 01
only do plain sewln'." answered th
cook lady. "01 have all me own dresses
made." Chicago News.
Willing, but Hampered. Rich Caller
(who Is making the round of the ten
ement district Well, I must go now.
Is there anything I can do for you, my
good woman? The Other (of th sub
merged) No, thank ye, mem. Y
mustn't mind It mem. If I don't return
the call. I haven't any time to go
slammln' meself. Chicago Tribune.
"I had a good Job last summer, but
lost It on secount of my fool absent
mindedness," said poor old Selduro
t'edd, pessimistically; "I waa actln' as
de echo for a mountain hotel; an' 1
done all right till one moonlight night
when a smart guy from de city hol
lered, 'Hello, Smith!" I forgot myself
an' answered back, 'Which Smith do
yer meanT "Judge.
Jones What Is Newlywed BIgghed
looking so glum about? Smith Wby,
th gypsy fortune-teller Just told hi
wife that abe would have two hus
bands and that the second one would
be a very fine sort of man. , Jones
Ha, ba! And BIgghed thinks that is a
refection on blm, I suppose? Smith
Oh, no! He thinks his wife mnst
have been married before and never
told him. TIt-Blta.
Increaae In Terse Rhyming.
A startling Increase In occasional
verse may be looked for shortly, for a
new "Hbymlng Dictionary" Is on tb
point of publication; and tb rbym
often suggest the Idea. Lorin La
th rop, the deviser of the work. Is well
known In Bristol as a popular and ef
ficient United States consul. But ther
are few wbo know tb Industry of bis
leisure, which baa resulted In pseu
donymous stories In newspapers and In
cloth-covered novels. His own nam
Is a Yorkshire one of more than a
century ago.
Tb Mean Man.
"Da. mean man," said Unci Eben,
"baa a Certuln advantage In de fact
dut-white men admire de butterfly
dey hap a sho-nuff respect fob. de
wasp."-7Wasblng'ton Star.
You will never know how many peo
ple suffer with the earache until you
go around with some cotton stuffed In
one of youf ear.
FIRST TELEPHONE MADE IN CNICACO
Chicago I claimed a th birthplace
ot th telephone. At Michigan and
Jackson boulevard, on th sit ot th
present Stratford Uotut, In th old
Gardner House, th first telephone
waa ttsd In 1S75.
Tb Instrument waa th Invention
ot Henry C Strong, a Journeyman
printer, and a veteran of the Civil
War, who had served In th Ntuety-
third Illinois. Before th war he had
learned telegraphy In New York City,
It waa during th war that th possi
bility of ualng a closed circuit on a
Mors Instrument and transmitting
aounda f th human vote by It oc
curred to him. A early a 172 he lu
tereated th chaplain of th regtuient
Rev. a M. Barue. In hla theory.
In UTS h set up th Instrument,
which h called "th Goodyear slugl
coll telegraph sounder," In tb rooms
of th Howser School ot Telegraphy,
In th Gardner House, To the amass
ment of Dr. and Mra. 0. W. Howser,
who war present at the experiment
Strong succeeded. In securing com
munication with a station he had es
tabllshaj at th stock yard.
In May. 1ST7, Strong patented bis
modal, which consisted of an electrlo
speaking telephone, a permanent mag-
Bet In a coll ot tnaulated wire with a
metal diaphragm. In th meantime,
In 1378, th Bell company had secured
a patent on an Instrument which bad
been Invented in the aame year.
Strong's patent Infringed their In no
way. as th principle on which th
BU telephone operated Involved the
ua of an electro-magnet, while th
Strong Instrument waa connected with
a permanent magnet
In September, 1ST?, there was a fir
In th United States patent office. At
soma tlm between May and Decem
ber th Strong model disappeared. lu
December, 1877, th Hell Telephone
Company put In commercial use a
model which bears a striking resetn
blanc to the Strong. The case of the
Strong patent, vested in tha Atlantic
and Western Telephone Company,
agalnat th Bell Company, I now
pending In th United State Circuit
Court Chicago Journal.
HUMAN LIFE AN3 NATURE.
Exlatanca of Man Dopcnda on Many
TaUnsra-ETolutton of f lauta.
It la not easy to appraueud the fact
that human life on th globe Is de
pendant upon such Incidents as co
operation with birds or the collateral
evolution of certain plants, aays the
New York Tribune. Yet It has been
asrtd by scientists that human
life. If possible at all on th globe.
would b at a very low atage but for
th oo-xlstuc of thrv or four fam
ilies of plant the cereal, the sola
num. th palm and th ros families.
Wherever we turn w find ourselves
In Interdependent relation with these
four allies. Th palm alone, with its
ancient representatives In the coal
era, give ua not fewer than 1.000 va
rleti of valuable fruits and fibers.
Th solanum family gives us tha po
tato, th tomato and tobacco; the cer
eal family gives us rice, on which one
third of the race mostly sub,ULs;
at and corn for ourselves and our
domesticated animals, aa well as
wheat and rye for bread, and the true
arise e for animals. These last are
simply undeveloped cereals. The roe
family gives us nearly ail the fruits
lr our orchard and gardens, as weil
as th noblest of th flowers that
adorn our lawns. Some representa
tives of each one of these families are
found over the larger part of the hab
itable globe. "
An Important evolution Is still iro'ng
on In plant life. We ar more likely,
however, to note the appearance of
noxious plants than the development
of those of sterling merit Three very
weeds Indicate a struggle for exist
ence. In which struggle the oversight
of man la required. Out of the crowd
ing occasionally comes a plant of .nar
velous beneficence, Ilk the potato. In
fact, the greater part of human effort
Is exerted In selecting from whit na
ture produces and destroying the
poorer product Most of the finer
apples, plums and cherries could not
hav struggled Into dominance over
th wild and crabbed fruit without
our assistance. We are still getting on
with second-rate tilings In our car-
dens and orchards because we h:-v
not had wit enough to prevent some
of the choicest from being lost
Kx ten ding the Loan.
Old Mr. Dobson was nothing If not
neighborly, but In the case of the Per
kinses be really felt that a Hue must
be drawn smewhere. It was the fifth
time that week that little Sammy Per
kins bad been over to borrow some
thing, and this was only Wednesday.
"Mease, Mr. Dobson, mother says
won't you lend ber your lawn-mower
for about an hour or two?"
Mr. Dobson scratched his bead dubi
ously. "Well, sonny, 'deed I can't" he
said, at last "I'll be needing It now,
straight through the summer, on and
on. But I'll tell you wbat" he added.
when be aaw the youngster' downcast
countenance. "There's the snow-shov
el she borrowed last January; I'll let
her keep that a bit longer."
A freak of the Lasgsaga
"That's strange."
"West's strange?"
"The American coll eg athletes wert
beaten In the long runs, and yt they
won easily In tb long ran." Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Aa Usual,
Small Boy Pa's gone on a two
week' fishing trip.
Inquiring Friend Do you think
he'll catch anything?
Small Boy No, he s Just gone fish
ing. ,
A girl who uses paint Isn't necessa
rily the picture of health.
A fussy person- quickly sours tha
milk of human kindness.
ihiyjr. air ' ,Wi .I iiiLinii,ri
I wtiat tntiiiiAVff
REAR ABAL HlBOl
Recommends Pe-ru-na
Tes
; . fflffffl
K.-ar Admiral Philip Iliihhorn, of
th United Siatcs navy. In a recent let
ter from Washington, D. C, give IV
rnna the followinu endorsement:
After using Peruna for a short
time period, I can now cheerfully roc
omniend your valuable remedy to any
on who is In need of an Invigorating
tonic." Philip tlichborn.
Hear Admiral J. A. Howell, V. 8
navv, writes (torn Washington, D. C.
aa follows:
"1 hav used your rernna with sat
isfaction, and ran cheerfully recom
mend the remedy aa an effective cur
for roughs and told." J. A. Howell.
The highest men in our nation have
given Peruna a strong endorsement.
Men rvptesenting all classes snd sta
tions are equallv represented.
Pe-ru-na la a Preventative and Cura
tive Medicine for Catarrh.
Hon, E. II. Fitch, formerly special
United States attorney, state of Virgin-
LOSS TO ACTRESSES.
So More Revenue to Them la Bala f
I'hotoarapba.
Popular actrettites made In the past
from flit) to J1.500 a year on the sale
of their photographs, but now this
source of revenue is altogether lost
to them.
"I drew from my photographer, up
ts ten years ago. a regular annual in
come of S.sk. 1 was uuder contract
!s pose only for htm; he bad the ex
clusive aal of my pictures, atid oil
each picture that he sold h puld ni
a royalty.
"That is the way It used to b with
popular actresses. They signed papers
to the effect that they would poe only
for one photographer, and he slgued
papers to the effect that he would pay
them a royalty on each of their pic
ture that he sold. Thus they mad
easily from $3 to $-3 a week.
"No such pleasant condition exists
to day. Th change Is due t that per
fecting of th bait toue process where
by the magazines, th weeklies and
th newspapers can reproduce photo
graphs beautifully.
"As soon as that reproduction began
the theatrical managers spared no
palna to get photographs of their lead
ing women printed, for they recog
nized that the publication of auch pho
tographs waa an excellent advertise
ment They erdered their leading
women to pose for any and every
newspaper or magailn photographer
who presented himself, and they hud
additional photographs mnde for free
distribution among the various publi
cations of the land.
"Thus the actresses were forced to
break their contracts with their own
photographers. Thus, too, the sale of
the pictures fell off. For these pictures,
which formerly were rare enough and
interesting enough to sell readily, were
now become so common, through their
reproduction In Innumerable prints,
that bnrdly anyone cared to buy
tbem." Newark News.
Took In the Lines.
Jsck Won't you write to me when
I return home7
Ernestine Hardly. You se, 1 have
accepted Dk-k.
Jack But even If you are engaged
you can drop ni a line.
Ernestine No, when I catch a fish
I stop dropping lines.
A Compared.
"I'm afrai.t that raunf mill who Is
eoarting our daughter dossu't amount to
mark," remsrked Mr. Metktrtou.
"Why do you think that, my dear!"
asked the meek and lowly Maakertun.
tt ...11. .I..-'. 1. 1. .. 1 ; -.1
Mrs. M., "unless it's becsus bs reminds
1 so rouca or you.
Xlio Kind You llttvet Always
v Wa.rHinjton.D
turc of Clius. II. fletclier, and lius lx-rn made) under his
pergonal nuporvlnlon for over .'JO year. Allow no one
to deceive) you in tills. Counterfeits, Imitation and
JriHt-aa-ifood " are but Experiments, and endaricer tha
health of Children Experience airahmt Kipcrinicnt.
What is CASTOR I A
CaHtoriu is a lmrnilcn aiibslltute for Castor Oil, Pare
Rorlc, Jrops mid Moothintr Hyrups. It is Pleaannt. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other JNarcotlo
HiibBtaiice. Its aire Is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays I-'everiidineM. It cures Dliirrluna and Wind
Colic. It relieves 'I'eetblnir Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It asHiuiilates the Food, regulates tho
Htoniach and Itowels, Hrivlnyr healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's I'amtceu Xlie Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Me Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
TNC OffTUH MMMHt. TT MURIUV TRIlt, NIW VHft rTV.
Other Prominent Men
tify.
la writes from the Census 0111c build
In Washington, 1. 0., ' lo":
"People emmot live In the vaiiabl cli
mate of the Kasteru and Atlantic coast
states ami em-ape liability to cohla '
lataulial affections. The
common prevalence of these ailments la
proof enough of the MMettton. 1 hv
been no exception, but I hava found a
sure means for combating those u"eatet
objections to this climate, ami that I"
Peruna. Taken as directed, It I a
euro for piecent catarrhal aiHU'Uon
and a preventative of future Jistnw of
that kind." -K, 11. Filch.
"Pe-ru-na a Very Infective Remedy."
Hon. liolHrt V. Duvls, iiicuiImt of
rongiesa from Florida, writes froit
bourn of representatives, Washington,
P. C, a lot low:
"I cau cheerfully tecommend your
remedy, Peruua, as a very effective cur
for coughs, coKIs and catarrh. " Hub
ert W. lavls.
Colds Not Promptly Cured are Sure to
Cause Catarrh.
Teruna cures catarrh, Tliat I all
that lr. Hartman claim lot It. But
catarrh assume various phases In the
human system.
1 he day was when men of promin
ence hesitated to give their testimonials
to propiiatory medicines for publica
tion. Tills remains true today of most
propriatory, medicines. Hut Peruna
has become so Justly famous, its merits
are known to so many people of high
and low stations, that no on hesitates
to see his usma in print recommend in
Pei una.
If you Jo not derive prompt anil sat
isfactory results from the ue of Pet 11
us, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing him a full statement of your ctte,
and lis will be pleaited to give you his
valuable advice gratia.
Address Dr. Hsrtman, president of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O.
I SETTLING UP IN THE SOUTH,
Priaaitlv Buatuea Math da lu Mount
I aluoua I'art at Teunraee.
"I have Just completed my first Dual
, ness trip through th tSoutb," ssld a
! New York commercial traveler whose
territory heretofore has been the
I Northwest. "Except In the larger
clile 1 found merchant doing busi
ness by th old methods.
"lu ko:u f the umutitain town th
old credit system still prevails. I do
not know Just how they do It, but 1
think It 1 on som sjiin of reci
procity. "I wss In a store in eastern Ten
nessee when nn old family doctor csme
lu to settle his account. Tha merchsiit
owed him for professional servb-es,
and he owed th uierchaut for dry
good and groceries. After tby bad
compared accounts, the uierchaut owed
the doctor something over a dollar.
' 'Shall we setti up now or let It
go over on uext year'a accouutr akd
tu merchant
" '1 reckon we'd better sett's Bow."
was the reply. 'I have a putleut up
th creek that needs some cod llvur
oil, and as 1 haveu't any, and yuu
have, you cau squur t y giving ui lb
different- lu cod liver.'
" The cod liver 1 ouly dollar.
Doc, and I still owe you something
over. Do you think of suy little thing
you'd like to make It even, or how?'
"The merchant's stock wss general
merchandise, Including druggists' siiu
dries. Th old doctor looked srouud
for a few minute aud then said:
"'You might muke the balaue lu a
porous plaster. I've got to put one on
Jim HotHngton. w ho sprained bis back
yesterday trying to pry hla wagou out
of the mire.'
"The merchant got out tb artlcl
and banded It over. Then h figured
and aaid:
""1'hat leaves m fiv cents In your
debt. Doc. How'U you hav It?'
"'You might give uie nickel's
worth of court plaster to make It even.
I've 'got a case about a mile out wher
It'll come In handy.'
"And so the account wns squared.
"Another thing 1 noticed In the
Southern towns that I never saw In
the North or Northwest, most of the
newspapers print a chapter from the
Old Testament In each Issue. If not
a chapter, they print a vers.
"I wss told that in som of the set
tlements these chapters or texts wer
cut out by the subscribers snd put Into
scrspbooks. They msy bsv been
stringing m about that" New York
Sun.
Do not fall te provlds sous ussss far
vatlltiv durlug th Dlgbt.
Jtouirht lina burn the alartiu
Signature of
lu tha Wronar Maoea.
...,.h- .,,,1111111 walked Into a gro
cer shop In mi Ayrshlr vlllag ami
banned a piece of soma yellow atib
sliuuo on the counter. Wti l'ok
Hootch, of course, n Tit imis rr-jmn.
1..., 1 i-i.i.ma will understand th
words she used, since ninny adver
tisement bus inndo tu mnu inii"r.
1.1- .1.., auiit 'la the son 11 that
does tho whnIiIu' o' ItNoif ; tin) oni that
miikes every wiihIiIu' day a kill' o' gh
rilled feiiHl; the soup that gets ' '
linen while as siuiw an' as sweet a a
linxclmit, and lets the Uellciiteu nouav
wife pltiv wl" the children; au ber
I've been" sciubbln' threw mortal hour
wl' that lump B"t u" ,,mlp ''"r
ont ' it tluin ton'd ut '
brick."
"I beg your pnrilon." aaid th grocer
ciilmly. "but that bm't soup. Your little
boy was here yesterday for half a
pound of Cheese and liiilf POuud. of
soup. Tliuf the cheese."
"The cheese:" eu-lilinod the woman.
"Then that account fur th liber
thing."
"Wbnt other tiling?"
nb tha hnl nit-lit winner-
In whit made the Welsh rabbit w had
fur oor supper last n queer.
Mothrwllt fln-t WtmloW Roothtni
Rrnin ll t" r-ty um (or lUtt sklWuo
duni tin ''"' I'1"4-
A Irftgtoal lntreui-e.
IJttls Ilea Wbo Is that lrU IsJy,
ninuunnT
Mamma That I Miss tio.nl win, th
philanthropist, iy dmr.
Unit HrssWusl Is a philanthropist J
M minim It Is a word darlrtd front lb
Greek algnifylng "a !'"' of ui'ii "
I.lttl Itess Then I files all woman
ar philanthropies, sran't they, uisnittist
TITO rsnnsnssnrl arsd. Wo Slaar ssfsausaaal
f 1 10 n., SisldaVsuasur! Kllus so! Karra
haaiat, h.mlfv.i r r OS tosl l.lllsi irsallsa,
lit. M. U. Mllua, l.M sa- i l-kllajsllila,
A Cheap Kunaral. rm "
Housekeeper-Pretty pecluia you sr
to k fur hi-lp! Th dirt oil you is sa
iu. h ttiU-k.
Trsutp Yes, mum; tlmss ar wrry
tinr.l, uiuiii, and funeral nnatis ou-e
hiijll. I'm lea v in" It on so wutn my t.m
collie 1 won't H-vl btiryiii'.
For eoliths ami eolOs there Is no htt
niadicin Hi" I'i'o s I'ur for Consump
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Work lloitl Way.
Author-Truly, this Is au iinsip,-a,-la
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M, I'.i.l.l ln aritteu I Kuuldu't ba Is u
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t'ritli-u I guess that' right. And If
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