The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, May 06, 1904, Image 4

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    Distress
JIfter Eating
Nsusea between meals, belching, vom
iting, flatulence, fit of nervous head
ache, pain in the stomach, are all
symptoms of dyspepsia, and Uie longer
It U neglected the harder it ii to cure it.
Hood's Sarsaparllla
and Pills '
Radically and permanently core it
trengthen and tone the stomach and
other digestive organ fur the natural
performance of their functions.
Accept no substitute for Hood's.
I "I bid dyspepsia twenty-five jrrs and
took diOerent medicine but got do help
until I barm taking Hood'i Sarsaparllla.
Bar taken (our bottle of thl medicine
and can now eat almost anything, (Imp
veil, bar no cramp In my stomsch, no
burning and no distress.? If a. William
a Brt, 14 Olney St., Providence, R. L
Hood's Sarsaparllla promises to
euro and kmc the promise).
HI Yearn.
Piu. fuki rahnnt nt ho enerated
en for sppendlcitis) Doctor, before you
begin. 1 wish you would send and have
our pstor, the Kev. Mr. Harps, com
ever.
Dr. Cutter Certainly, If you wish It,
but h
"I'd lik to b opened with prayer.
Llf.
Mow to Keep Hobs.
With all the luxuries and pleasure
of this life, it big enjoyment and it
mailer comforts, there i an offset or
actithesia which w hav to contend
with in the form of ache and pain.
In some way and by some mean every
one hft a touch of them in tome form
at come time. Trifling as some of them
may be, th risk is that they will grow
to aomething greater and rack the sys
tem with constant torture. There is
, nothing, therefore, of this kind that we
have a right to trifle with. Taken in
time, the worst forma of aches and
pain are easily sul dued and cured by
the free nse of St. Jacob Oil. No
well regulated household ought to be
without a bottle of tbia great remedy
for pain. It it the specific virtue of
penetration in St. Jacob Oil that Car
rie it right to the pain spot and effect
s prompt cure even in the most painful
cast of Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciat
ica, Lumbago. You want it also in
the house at all time for hurts, cut
and wounds, and the house that alway
baa it keep op a sort of insurance
against pain.
Their Very Best.
Real Estate Agent Ton really
ought to buy the bouse. Now, If you
and your wife will only discuss the
matter thoroughly
Peckbau Oh, that's out of the'
question. We never discuss things.
The most we can ever do is dispute
sbout them. Philadelphia Press.
$23.00 Reward.
E. 8. Jackson, alia G. E. Morgan,
stc., taking subscriptions for Munsey'
and Eeattle Star i a faker. Subscribe
through authorized Star agent. Above
reward for causing hi arrest.
A Russian lieutenant get about $200
a year, a captain about $300 and a
major $450.
Deafncaa Cannot Be Card
br local applications as tney cannot reach the
diseased pvrtion of the ear. 1 Here is only one
way to cure dea.nees, and that is by consUtu
tlonal remedies, lwafness ia caused by an In
flamed condition of the mucoui liuinc of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tuba is Inflamed
yon nave a rumbling sound or Imperfect hear
Inf. and when it is entirely closed, Keafnesi is
the reettlt, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tnbe re -to red to Ita normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
ntn cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an in named condition of
the-mncouesur.'aces.
Wa will (rive One Hundred Dollars (or any
caas of liealnrss (cansed by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Ii all's laiarrh Cure, ben tor
circulars, free.
9. J. CHESIT 4 CO, Toledo, 0.
Bold by DrureUts, "6c.
Hall's Family Mill art the best.
If the wife isn't bos during th
honeymoon she doesn't amount to
much as a ruler.
Pemn's Pile Specific
The INTERNAL REMEDY
N Case Exist it Will Hot Cart
SB!
-SlXlH
LIKE A SPONGE
Some of the most stubborn diseases enter
into the system through the pores of the rkin.
Like a sponge, it absorbs poisons of various
kinds, which are taken up by the little blood
vessels beneath the surface of the body, and
emptied into the great current of the blood.
TL. C rut a m.rt nalt? an1 -fK nAviAtia
X UC J U IOCS U. 1WSve.S) flu Vs,tjt. aVjaVUV
wild plants percolate through the skin like water through a sponge, art
taken into the circulation, breaking out afresh each season, and linger
ing on for years unless antidoted and driven out of the system.
rViaVftllaaaf eWVJ s ouitvjvo w vjv "
1 t.lL.' 1 1 ! : f af-.naeawnfr 1 1 -rt1 -a
incr
colored unaer-cioiumg nuu
. dangerous to health,
and
causing boil, and sore, and , , T-IpoI-
. Over fifteen years a-o I was poisoned with Fol
Other eruptions. HI Qak. i tri1 ramedy after remedy wttkooj
Workers In lead, brass t-attin relief. Sores broke out over my fcody and
. tu-, m,tnl, ora often on my tonsua, affeotlng-tha llnlna; of my mowlh.
and other metais ars oncn rlnaiXr .bout a yar ago my doctor told ma te
Doisoned by the chemicals try B. 0. 8., whloh I did. Aftar taklnc three
i-zt ,,A in nolish- bottles U the sore disappeared, end I have not
and acids usea in poiisn- fco bothered since, and X feel much Indebted to
inir. and the dust and HI- your valuable madioina for so prompt and eom-
i 6' .... ,t, .v: sleteaeura. I am certain that a. 8. 8. will do aU
ings settling upon the skin, tor it la Wood diseases.
and which find their way DallTui,, xy. COW. O'BBTAir.
SrdfltwdTyntation, swelling and the most obstinate sores.
Blood- Poison, the vilest of all human diseases, ts often con
tracted through shaking the hand or handling the clothing or other .rti
cSsed byone infected with this dangerous poison. The tJ
vie. iw j . throiio-h the oores of tho
reached by washes, salves, soaps or other external remedies. The blood
mn.t be purified and a healthy circulation established before j wtt ng
permanently rid of the disease. S. S. S. act. upon the blood, ridding it
of the original poiwn and restoring it to a healthy, normal condition -s!L
S. is iruaranteed entirely vegetable, an unnvaled blood puri
c.AthA heat of all tonics. With all impurities removed from tho
Sothe randtrudisappearfromtheskin. Writeu..houd
.Tre medical advico or any information about your case ; th.i will
cost you nothing. 7T SWIFT SPCCtFIO CO., AUAKTA, GA
Preotoas "tone .In America.
t ! a little strange." aald Irving
L. Russell, "that the United 8tatee,
so far ahead in national resource oi
nrlor nnrt of th Blob In all
esseutial thing, should b so deficient
as a producer of precious "tones.
am of th opinion that there will be
a big discovery some day of the moat
valued gems, proouoiy in some out
of th way corner of th land.
"I do not mean to intlmat that w
are exactly destitute of fine ston, but
that thos found are mostly of Inferior
quality a compared with th output
of th old ulna, in Kortn larouna
a good many mralds and ruble and
sapphire are to be had, but they are
not of auinclent value to warrant cut
tino. gma verv fine nearl hav been
tnksn out of th shall picked up in
the stream of Arkansas, ana st one
timi th aarcb for them down there
amounted to a erase. Tearls. by the
. . m n u
way, nave gon up in price iruiu .w
to 300 per cent in recent year.
"A great many eml-prectou atone
are mined In California, the turquoise
found out there being especially beau
tiful, but lacking in hardness. Tour
mallnee also com from California in
abundance. Washington Fost
Can Ton Conjugate the Word Kiss.
Rlohrd Grant White, the eminent
philologist, wa asked once upon
time to conjugate the verb "kiss." He
believed and maintained that English
is a grammarless tongue, hence he felt
no romnunctlon when be cave this:
"Buss, to kiss; re bus, to kiss sgaln;
plurlbus, to kiss without regard to
number; syllybus, to kiss the hand In
stead of the lips; blunderbuss, to kiss
ths wrong person; omnibus, to kiss
every one In the room; erebus, to kiss
in the darkj
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnalows's BtMni
Syrup the beat remedy to use for their suildrea
curing to teeiiuB iw.v
Cnola Sam's Coffee mi
lt is estimated that the people of the
United Statea drink 1,500.000,000 gal
lon of coffee in the course of a year,
at a cost of about 10 cent per gallon.
The importing cost of the requisite
quantity of coffee berries for thl sup
ply st T cents s pound, is about $75.
000,000. From this it appears that
nron.ra itlnn narfencre. distribution and
J. . .... . 1. .
dealer' profits make the prices to the
consumer about double the Importing
cost.
No More Orphans.
Bishop Totter sdmltted st s dinner
the other nlcht that be had fallen into
I h.KIt etHn 1,1a wtfst what ha
should spesk sbout if called upon at
any public function.
-My wife told me this evening," he
said, "that she would like to have me
correct a rumor that baa been going
around to the effect that (be Intended
to give np her house to n orphan
asylum.
"Tell the guests st dinner, If you
say anything,' ahe bade me, that It 1
not so. I hare already taken in one
orphan, and I do not propose to admit
any more into my house. If I can help
if"
For bronchial bonnes try Piso'e Cure
for Consumption. It is a pood cough
medicine. At druggists, pnee a, cents.
The Wrong GlrL
Miss Passay (with sffected Indig
nation) Mr. Huggard caught me in
the dark hall last evening and kissed
me.
Miss repprey Oh, I wouldn't blsme
blm.
visa Passsv Why shouldn't I
blaina him?
Miss Pepprey Ton say tfcs ball was
dark; it was undoubtedly sn accident.
Philadelphia Press.
Becoming Constitutional.
"Is It true dat Uncle 'Ksstus bss got
de lung trouble, like I heardr asked
Mrs. Jackson, anxiously, for Unci
'Rastns was s vslued member of th
neighborhood society.
"True! I reckon It' true." aa!d Aunt
Stasia, with s sort of sorrowful pride.
"De trouble's been chasing back and
fo'th among two or three ob his lung
for deee two las' months, and dls mo'n
tog de doctor said It 'peared ilk anoth
er one was gwlne to be affected less he
could find some more poWful remedy."
uubicry, i v ucuin www.iwuvw
Sip
skin.contaminates the blood and produces
fearful ulcers, eruptions and blotches.
The diseases that enter the system by
absorption or through the pores are as
deep-seated and dangerous as any brought
M K entawrnal rottOSat. and. cannot be
HELPING CLARA.
eaaaa
Arithmetic Is not Clara's forte. But
thle does not trouble her greatly. If
she cannot solve the problems in her
dally lesion her mother can, snd Clara
believe that pareut who mak chil
dren study arithmetic against their
will should be responsible for their
examples. Mrs. Hamilton usually
gives up her evenings to Clara s aritu
tnette; but not long ago, the Chicago
New say, shs cam short on prob
lem because Mr. Bond, the president
of ths baking-powder company with
whicu Mr. Hamilton was counected,
was visiting them snd had to be enter
tained. After dinner that evening Clara
eyes were ao red that ber father asked
her it ahe had got something lu them.
"No." said Clara, beginning to cry
again. "Mama couldn't get on of
thos old example, and now 1 11 hav
to tay In at recess to-morrow I"
"Don't cry!" xcllmd hr fther.
I'll get it for you. Excuse m a min
ute. Bond."
Then he followed Clara from the
room, and went into a clos session
with th problem.
Mr. Hamilton snd Mr. Bond dis
cussed every aubject under th un
whll they waited' for Mr. Hamilton
to return. At last they beard blm In
the adjolnlug room throw down the
book and declare that the answer tn
th back wa wrong. Th man who
wrote tli book did not know what h
was about that was all.
"No, papa," piped Clara. "Teacher
said the answer wa right"
Now Mr. Bond bad mor than one
tn his district school-day been pro
nounced a "born mathematician. Hs
promptly offered to work the problem
for Clara, and the dog-eared arithme
tic wa turned over to him. After a
quarter of an hour, during which only
his hard breathing disturbed the quiet
of the room, he announced that ths
problem wa solved. So Clara want
to bed happy.
Th next evening. ( soon a dinner
wa over, Mr. Bond complacently of
fered to help Clara with her arithme
tic, giving Mr. Hamilton at the aame
time a sly dig about hi Inefficiency.
Bnt Clara hung back, and said h
wanted ber mamma to help her.
"Oh, do let Mr. Bond help yout n
can do them ao quickly T exclaimed
Clara' mother.
Still Clara shook her head, and when
they continued to nrge her, ahe blurted
out that Mr. Bond had not worked the
problem right the night before.
"Why. he had the right anwer.
aid Clara' mother, in confusion.
"Yes, but be didn't do it right," ex
plained Clara. "Teacher aay w
shouldn't Just work for th anwr,
but should know th logical steps by
which It i worked. H worked it
backward."
All eye (ought Mr. Bond, who
meekly confessed the Justice of the
blunt accusation.
GLUT OF ENGLISH GH03TSL
Many Bpoolca Ara Appaartns la Knar-
laad J oat Maw.
A strange epidemic of ghosts Is
creeping over the country, says ths
London Express.
During the last day or two reputed
spooks hsve been discerned at Tweed
mouth and Coed -K erne w, near New
port, Wales, and are still unlaid.
The Tweedmouth apparition takes
the shape of a woman in white, with
plqnantly contrasting red hair. It fre
quents the cburchysrd and chssee wo
men and children.
The Coed-Kernew ghost turns pic
tures face to the wall, jams lumps of
beef Into pint jugs snd causes beds to
walk downstairs.
The real explanation of the present
glut of phantoms wss given to sn Ex
press representative yesterday by one
who has made a long and patient study
of the bsblts of spooks.
"The year Just over," said hs, "wss
slnju'srly jejune of properly sutbsntl-
rated ghosts. Hardly a single new
apparition of any Importance mani
fmteJ Itself.
"Of course the old ghost r Just as
good a ever, but they are deitltut of
novelty.
"The Elizabethan phantom I still to
be seen at Greenwich and, generally
speaking, a good ghost may still be
looked for wherever a Tudor palace
baa been known to exist
"Nowaday th Hous of Common
bouxcroalda hav become so familiar
with th Hous of Common spook
that ttey hardly troubl to pak to It
when it passes them on th stairs.
"Tho Brighton boardlng-hous ghost,
too, still comes to sit upon ths bed in
the room where be wss murdered, snd
the unimpeachable ghost of Lincoln's
Inn opens,' as of yore, closed doors snd
marks of webbed feet upon powdered
chalk strewn over the floor.
"Hut all these are old and stale, and
t..e Unman mind demands fresh ghost
alway. Honce the present boom In
the ghost market
"It Is just a matter of supply and
demand."
Not Wasteful.
"I suppose." said the pbysldan, after
he had sounded the new patient, "that
you exercl Judgment In th matter of
mok!ng? You do not indulg to fool
ish excess In it?"
"No, indeed," replied the invetert
Individual, "I never smoke more than
one cigar at a time." Cincinnati
Times-Star.
The Latest Wrinkle.
"My son celebrate tonight; bis
'freedom party you know."
"Why, I thought he was 21 some
time ego."
"Ob, so be wss long sgo. I mean
be celebrates bis divorcs to-night"
Philadelphia Ledger.
Not tn Evldeno.
Belle Miss fsssay bss been quite
111. Is sbs likely to recover?
Glsdys She thinks so. Sbs says
she has youth on ber side.
Belle Hnbl If sbs bss it must be
on the inside. Philadelphia Pre.
His Favorite Brand,
Hobo Charles Ssy, Willis, wots yer
fav'rlt br'kfut food?
Winded Willie I prefer .de kin'
rouse kin git without wurkin' fr it
Baltimore American.
Ayer's
Your doctor will tell you that
thin, pale, weak, nervous chil
dren become strong and well
by taking Ayer's Sarsaparllla.
Small doses, for few days.
Sarsaparilla
The chanje is very prompt
and very marked. Ask your
doctor why it Is. He has our
formula and will explain.
When II nan el, tor munr months ae
nthuslil I could IW toeitir tlimsiooa.
Hut. lu taw w..k. Ay.r'. ftarulMrllls (Via
leialr ra,iori nis to health . .
Mae. K. Swaaissrsa. VIbsuhs, M. J.
(INa knttle.
All rtritp.t.t,.
for
The Children
lllouaneias. constipation prevent re
covery. Cure these with Ayer'e Pllle.
llrr nift Fees.
A respectable old gentleman, some
what tight, on entering sn omnibus,
got his reet entangled lu a Isdy's dress
snd fell headlong. He staggered to
his feet, snd looking round, indignant
ly demanded who trtu-k htm. A
gentleman present remarked otto voce:
"Yon foil over that lady'a reet; nobody
truck you."
The indignant cttlien turned round
and surveyed the csuse of the accident
a moment, and then, as If by no means
satisfied with ths csuss of his mlsbsp,
said:
"Madame, you have got the biggest
feet I vr awr
"Sir!" responded th lady, flushing
with anger.
"Pray, don't apologise; It ain't your
fault but take my advice, ait ildewiy
in the future, and give them the full
range of the bus"
Rheumatism In Utah.
Frisco, Utah, May 2nd. Tbore is s
great deal ot rheumatiim in this and
neighboring states snd this painful dis
ease has crippled many a strong man
and woman among an otherwise healthy
people.
Recently , however, there has been in
troduced into Utah a remedy (or Rheu
matism which bids fair to stamp out
this awfully painful complaint. The
name of this new remedy is Dotld's
Kidney Tills, and it has already
wrought some wonderful cure. Kitiht
here in Frisco there is a rase ot a Mr.
Grace who had Rheumatism so bad in
hi feet that ha could hardly walk.
He tried many remetlie in vain but
Dtxiil's Kidney Fills cured him.
His wife says: "We both had Kid
ney Trouble and my husband had the
Rheumatism so bad that he could hard
ly walk. We used Dodd's Kidney Fills
with much benefit. We Iisv tried
many remedies, but none have done us
so much good ss Dodd's Kidney Pills."
Similar reports come from sll over
the state snd it would seem as if Rheu
matism bsd st lsst been conquered.
A Chance to Display Tbem.
feu Miss Schnlp tells me she is
going to learn to play the harp.
Jess What nonsense! She hasn't
any talent for music.
Jess Oh, she knows that, but she
has lovely arms. Philadelphia Press.
rive Permanently (.area. sroBuormrvi
Mia after artdr'suofDT.KIlne'slrIN
lU.turr. M?n for rreaS trial bottUsM trisltaa
Vr.U-U. Kline. Ud..ta- Ana St.. rniladslpaia, i-s
Rip Van Winkle L. beted.
- r.lp Van Winkle had Just been tak
ing a nap. Placing a band upon hli
beard, he murmured drowsily, "How
this grows on me!" After which h
fell Into a second doze, that be might
sleep out the remaining ten years.
Yolo Record.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
6 Fac-Saule Wrapper Betew.
Vary am all as aa easy
te take a eafaav
IFOIIEaOaCHL
FOR DIZZINESS.
FOR IIUOUSIESS.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
FOR IKE COMPLEXION
oauftusrat nuawwawAiyw. .
Frety TefTtaSla..
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
W. L. DOUGLAS
84.00, $3.50, 83.00, 82.00
VJVS? SHOES th'.Wlo,
W.JL Douglas Bhoes
are worn by more
men than any other
make. The reason
fa, they hold their
Bnapc,utbetter,wear
longer, and have
greater intrinsic
value man any
other shoes.
gold tMtuwtim.
Ihiuglae nsas Corona Coltakln, which Is
everywhere conceded tobethe Sneet FalanS
aat her yet prml need, ftut Color y'loil utt e.
W. JL vuuuuu, smiiMi
tusii tHihi AU list raits.
Goub SrruD. Tastes Oood. Cl
SUSil Hlh AH Hll lllv- La
la time. anq try armywie.
Il m a rvr-vrVn
EITTLE
IVER
PILLS.
It Casts)
WHERE HUMAN LIFE ORIGINATED
Contention thnt thCradl of Mankind
Was In tU l'01r icegiuna.
n n fl.,li,.l nf the PeabotuT MU-
ium, Yale University, 1 pPr u
the American Journal of BVlwnce that
I attracting much altcnilou itniong
scientific workers. 11 ha collfotod
many facts, most of tlieiu revealed bjr
i. ........ i .i.,... .i iIikw the nrou-
Htniit(ivai v ,v. ... , . - -
sblllty that the origin of life occurred
In the polar regions, ami
which affect llf
Increase toward the po'es, and there
fore that polar liiuviiics nave
much more to do with differentiating
life Into many forms thsu equatorial
Indusnces,
As the continent srs grouped
around th north pole, It I reonbl
to uppo thst the northern clrcutu-
polar area has been, ever siu.-. ....
im. nf tha niilur forms of life found
III the paleosolc wcks. the main center
from which animal and plant nr
radiated, and Mr. WU'ianu auuu..-.
much evidence to show that this tns-
ory I correct. Tlu'so d.-ductlons r
by no means news, but they liav nvr
l,r.ira l,..n fortillod ill Oil COIUpOltlln
by in larg an array of testimony st
that which Mr. Wlelaml ha conecteu
In hi esreful paper.
Th fundamental Idea on wmon una
tliwirv of th orlaln of llf I l'J
i. ..... .tun, -nit t nndemtand. Bom
condition of stability must liav been
necessary to the beginning no per
petuation of plant and animal life. If
i.a .l..l.u nnc ninltoil. a phf-
hist from Kant and I.a Place to Kel-
vtn have declared, lunar tldea of tre
mxn.i.ns nnwer must have been pro
duced at the equator, though they wer
weak at the poles. Buuvieui rrusisi
hot watnr Ufa Pos
sible must have first apprared at the
iwles. A great Interval of time must
have elapsod tetween th flrt appear-,,,.-
r r.i.tnl tnbllltv at the polff
and lmllar condition at th QUtor.
able to reslt th enormous attractue
power of tho moon and sun. It nisy
have taken 1 .000.000 vesr fur th
temperature and tablllty necessary
eveu to hot water life to niov lowly
from the pole to the euustor. Thus
(be conditions favorable to life must
first have appeared lu ths polar re
gions. it la wpII known that the deep oceans
and th continent hav occupied rla-
Hvolv tlu-lr present position fa bacs
in geological times, and th grt an-
tlulty of the principal elements or lire
in th. ru-pantc islands testifies to th
difficulty of dispersing the higher types
of life across ocean barriers ami tn
almost Impossibility of uoh dispersion
of th vertebrate.
But all evidence point to th for
mer existence of wide land route be
tween the northern polar area and th
great land masse to tho south, nd
the fact of vertebrate distribution In
the northern hemisphere In ineoolc
and tertiary time can be satisfactorily
explained only on th hypotheal of
a common polar origin of the principal
ancestral tooks, which then dispersed
outward from tho polar arts and
spread over America and Eurasia.
Thle Is a very brief statement of
the hypothesis which the writer fortl
lie by voluminous quotations from the
record the rook have preserved. The
reader Is referred to Mr. WMand's pa
ler for the evidence thst the rich veg
etatlon of the various horlron repre
sented within the rctlc rea form the
original source of mot of the plant
famllle that we know, and that a we
proceed farther south we And In ths
rocks forms of life that are now prcrt
lent on the (urface nearer Uie equator.
Th climate and the consrquetit llf
which existed In the Dakotas and Wy
oming tn the eocene period were those
that are now found In Florida. New
York 8i;n.
HAVE TRAITS OF YANKEES.
Residents of Argentina Have Qualities
1'ecullar to New Knnland.
Cold winds come from the south and
winter Is In July; otherwise the Argen
tine republic Is Ilk Ysnkceland.
Tho Parana, the chief river, I far
larger than our Mlsslatlppl; II sunns!
flow of water Is double thst of the
flanges, three t!ms that of the 8t
Lawrence, live times that of the Ml.
Argentina has the longest railway
tangent (straight line) tn the world,
180 miles. Its wheat plains sre like
those of our West The climate Is
similar.
Argeutlna's population grows 40 per
cent In ten years, the Culled Htstes i!U
per cent, Germany 10 per cent Of
the two millions of Immigrant re
ceived In Argentina lu forty years
more than half have been Italian.
In 117 there were but 85 mile of
railway In Argentina; In 1!Xj0 ther
were 10,001 miles, some 12 per cent
belonging to the Government. Argon
tins 1 ninth among the nation In rail
way mileage.
Argentina has 120,000,000 sheep,
against 62,000,000 In th United Htstes
All Argentina suffered from the Dar
ing crash in 181)0, but recovery 1 now
complete. Imports during lfilio wrc
$117,000,000 and exports $ 1 8.VX M),O00.
From the United Btates came but $l.t,
000,000 of the Imports and only 8,
000,000 of exports were to thl coun
try.
Montevideo Is In area the largest city
In the world three time the size of
New York, liuenos Ayres, growing
faster than New York, London or Ber
lin, I th biggest city In th world
south of Philadelphia, except possibly
the Chinese cities. It will reach the
million mark In 1000.
Argentina I building on of the
finest dry dock In the world, a model
of which will probably be seen at Bt
Loul. New York World.
Too Had.
"Yes," said Mrs. (iayglrl, "shs bsd
phonograph concealed in ths parlor
(luring thur engagement, and It re
corded sll the declarations of nndylng
love he msds. Thst wss in cose there
wa ever talk of divorce, but it didn't
work."
"What wa th mattwr
"Ills burning words melted all th
wax In th cylinders" Cincinnati
Times-Star.
Whenever we wsnt to iosf, we don't
give ut excuse ust we srs going Ash
ing, It does not spesk well tor yourself
to Date the town yon Uv in.
i
ui m..mi. niackmore, MIn
R iTllaJO i'Vii"
' ' it- ...ii- how nv youni
Sriy C ; permanently
cured of monthly pains by tak
fnVLydla E. Pinkhara's Vegc
table toinpotinu.
Vonati Wou.mi-I bed
headache, of a
tZhlo 1JhimmiiI. bnt 1 ""IT
bo sdvlc ami Mt thai ".v
F . ' .1,. U-tit at m until I
tonl'l t . bJttle a.ul .larted tak f
world U change my opluloa
medicine, a. each day mT heaUh
prove.!, and liuauy i
Su Pln at , ' ;-n.
Mlun.-l.KW0 f"t-n if " ''' f ee H
frtmt f
If there I anything about your
enss about wWh you would
like snwliil advice, wriu freely
to lr. I'lnkhutn. She) will ni
vour lottor in strict wmllfleiice.
Mia can surely liHp you, for no
person lu America inn speak
from a wider ciperlfii.e In trrat-
Inir femitlr) ill, hhe line IiImI
huntlrf ds of tltousnnd of women
back to heultli. llrr address Is
Lynn, aius.i nor sun
Natural.
MeJIgger Well, what do yon think
Of that fellow liUMrp? Jokrlcy lens
m he takes s cab whenever he goes
to look for work.
Thingumbob Yes, C.I.M.-p I em
ployed by s csb rompsny to pick up
fsres I'hllsdclplil Pre
To Break la New Shoes.
Atwsrs .lists In Allrn's , pnwtr
Itrunw hot. sasellns. e.-hln, 'lln lt
t'utrs rur.is. Itttfrualtif nai hi.nl.ms At
II .IniHIXs si. -I ,n. (..rrs. i'0 ifn
anv tuutiiute- Hamr-'s siails't FSrs. A4-lrsi
Allen S Olmitnl. U Huy, N X.
Prsftlsu Come Handy.
Yming l.sJj lis jo city dlw
lory lieret
lruist Yes, ms.lsra.
Yntiii t.s.ly- I'lra.a look tlimiith Ii
n.t Sit.l Mra M 11 In i trrM..tt laH'S
lln, snd i.rrs this nitfI"e to her
Mere s two cms t'r the sum;'.
Kree LI(HKw-MCfMlNt-T0SACCOl
ftvi HABITS f HWAMtNHY CUKUl
sas.iil c roe run. aAtKuisj I
sawatiaTieinsroJjrTs.
A Huston MustiantL
Mrs. Caudle 1 Uiluk tliere's t n.
doirii'tairs.
Mr. (.'u.ll I thmight t lirsrl am
one. Siioe )au o down n-l s.k lum
what he nntiis. Kreu s burglsr auultlii'l
strike woman, yuu know llujton
Trsnm- it.
AVredablc PrcpnrolionrorAs-
slmilntlntj rtwroodfliuinctfuti
Ung ttic SloiaiirjB nnil Dowvis of
rfomolcs Diftcnlion.Clsvrrul
ncss awl Rest Conl.iins ni-lilaT
Ojniiiti.Mofplune nor MuiufaL
ISOT N Alt C OTIC.
1
IftilifW.
Apcrfccl Rcmndy rorrorwllfwi.
on. Sour Slomarh.liinrrtslnt
norms ,LonviilsM)iw,Fcvfri!ih
ncss ftndl.OHH or SUEEI.
lacSimila Sinlur of
, . VKW YOHK.
tXACT COPY OT WRARPCa
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usetaisa iirieee, uaw. - i..r, iaa i , UuM u
var,tM..ele, uiSlNe.wt.'iMr,tl. I'rsHMiiMu.
Manias enll-s sn rMll trl.llst sent .aj.BHil
Una. flnntralan t'mlrWef s..llrll, Yi-T
vtll. Vale, iiertreao Vailwaele Ku'l iVuu"
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tot eur New Owilena Draa Saw, We set sn.
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ONDERFUL
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111 AUh ., UMi Of.
0- i)'-w
SSrSSl irrigator
Phillips
Hydraulic
Write toda tor free I11uetral t
COLUMBIA ENGINEERING WORKS
Tiall ui tlisiui ttrtiti
POITUIO 0RES61
P. H. V.
sta. le-iee.
tt'SSS srlilai ta a mniomn alaaaa I
IT SB
oaallua tkls papa.
GASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears tho
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
GASTORIA
To enuM eeoeaa. eew vaaa err.
"BEE LINE" BUGGIES
Are not nsnofsnturers
refular eunsiruclloa, eul
Our Own Special Construction
Tut up with full knowledge of the re
quirement ul thl rough western coun
try. Mad to stand up, snd will stand
up, better than any buggy sold st any
thing like the price. 1( you want
good buggy at a moderate price, try otir
" lies Line." You can't beat It. We
hava n.. t i. u....t u'.,..,na
A MTAVE2U CO.
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