The Itch Ffcni
That is Salt lllienm, or Kcsema one
of tl outward manifestations of Bcrof-
is la.
It comes in itching, burning, ooxing,
drying, ami s -sling patches, on the face,
head, hande, legs or body.
It cannot lie cured be "outward appli-
ration I lie bl nxi must be rid of t he
impurity to which it it duo.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Has cured the most t eraistcnt ml dilli
cult cases. Accept no substitute for
Hood's no substitute acta like it.
Ignorance
Reporter I meant my article to be
pathetic, air.
Editor Pathetic? Too don't know
the rudiment of pathoa, air! Here
; yon have written "baov"
Reporter What thou Id I have writ
tin, eirf
Editor "Babe" always "babe"
when writing pathos Judge.
Fiso Cure is a remedy for coughs, oolda
and consumption. Try It. t'rice oeuta,
at druggist.
Placing Him Right
As a northern express drew np at a
station la the early morning for a few
minutes' wait, a pleasant looking gen
tleman stepped out on the platform,
and, inhaling the fresh air, enthusias
tically o beer red to the guard:
"Isn't this invigorating?"
"No, sir; it is Kormanton," said the
conscientious employee.
The pleasant looking gentleman re
tired. London Telegraph.
Mother will find Mrs. Winslow'a Soothing
tfyrup the bent remedy u UN (or their chililrea
Ui wethiiif muuh.
Abac nee.
"We are here today," said the sol
emn looking man with a thin neck and
a col'ar three sisee too large for him,
"and gone tomorrow."
'That's right," agreed the dyspeptic
looking man with the ivory black cigar,
"and when we get back six months lat
er some of onr best friends want to
know where we've been for the last two
weeks." Puc.
LOWEST RATES
To Chicago, Dubuque and the
East; to Dee Moines, Kansas City and
the Southeast, via Chicago Great West
ern railway. Electric lighted trains.
Unequalled service. Write to J. P.
Elmer, G. P. A., Chicago, for informa
tion. ; A SUmp Wasted.
? Pettishly she stamped her foot.
Tbey were standing on the corner. He
bad offended her in some way. Again
the stamped her foot.
"Well," be said tlowly, "here la a
letter box. Dot yon most know you
can't drop your foot in it. Yon are
imply wasting postage."
To Break la New Shoes.
Always abase in Allen ' Foot-Ease, a powder.
Iteurea hot, eweaUng, aching, swollen feet.
Care corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. At
all druggists and shoe store.2.V. Don't accent
any substitute. Sample mailed FREK. Address
jukb o. uimaiea, LM itoy, a. 1 .
Revenge it a kind of wild justice
which the more man's natnre rant to
the more onght law to weed it out.
Bacon.
DEAfNKSS tS.10t BB CUBED
ty local applications, a they cannot reach the
diseased portlun of the ear. There isoniyon
way to cure dvelnes. and that is by constitu
tional rem ei tea. Iwaiuess is caused by an in
flamed condition of the mucous hr igofthe
eustachian Tube. When this tub feu In
flamed yon have a rumbling soand or imper
feet hearing, and when it is entirely closed
deafness is ihe result, and unleas the inflamma
tion can be taken out and this tuba restored to
Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine eases out of t-a are caused by
taiarrn, wnicn is Doming out an lnnamea
condition of the muecms surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Hollars for any
case ot ieaineas(cauaea Dy taimrrnj wu csa
not be enred by Hall's Catarrh Cure, bend for
atreulara, free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, a
told by Draggiita, 76c
Hail's Family Puis are the beat
Very Safe Vaults.
f The locks of safety vault contain
ing 1510,000 in cold at a bank in Hali
fax, H. 8., became deranged. For
three days efforts were made to open it,
bnt finally part of the building had to
be palled down.
PfTA Permanently Cored. So fits or nemynsnssa
tllS afterfirMder'suseorDr.Kllne'sUrealKsrr
Kastorer. Bend for rree Z trial bottle and iraattae.
Dr. M. H. Koine, Ltd. .ail Arch St., Philadelphia, fa.
History of the Dress Coat,
The present dress coat was the result
of a compromise. The ordinary snr
toot coat being foand on occasions in
convenient it waa the practice to fast
en back the lapa to two buttons at the
back, with the result that in time the
tame were cat away a 'together and the
coat eventually made without them.
Your Liver
Is it acting well? Bowels
regular? Digestion good? If
not, remember Ayer's Pills,
The kind vou have knnwn all
ine fjina you nave Known an-
yuui inc.
J. 0. Am Co., Lowall,
Want your moustache or beard
a beautiful brown or rich black ? Use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
ram cm. or tuvoatfr nt i t. hall co., hash da. w. nj
CONSTIPATION
M fcv got 14 tya t a tin wIU.at
fjMimMi mt Mm lwla, doi befog ! to
or tlMta Ktwpl br uaitig liul watr Injection.
ChrottloDntpUon for niid reara plaed m lr
lbliMrrtblwolltlooi durlugtbat tlui I did
trribtogl fesMxdof bulMvr fouud mr rltf; tucb
M Mf (MM Dill I bOgaVa tttiUg Ca8CABaC'iU, I
sow from om to tbroa piiiaiw a day and If I
mm rleb 1 would gird gttn.(b tor mcd tnomiit it
IbMdb.. idUdf." AriBmL Ultmt.
0 BUM0U IHUQU, MIC.
PlMMKt. f.lstablj, Fount. Taste OooS, e
eooo. SisW S1.SM, WwkD.or arips. Ifie, His.
... cum CONSTIPATION.
r, ctitini ammi, a., sua, as
101
t CANDY
.ATHAKT1C
i i (tt Nt ah iui niJiZ 1 1
I J aaa Cuua Srnp, Ttfn Oooa. uas r a
5 1 bl Urn. SoldbTSromrtat. r'"l
LIKES THE ARMY LASSES.
MUUeaalre Maawfaesarwr Bay They
Are H Is Mascot.
"Here, miss, take thla money! For
the love of heaven, don't to away
without taking thla money."
Bo yelled J. 0. 8. Johnstone, a Min
neapolis manufacturer, at ha ran
through -the corridor of the Auditor
ium. "Have you teen herT" he demanded,
as he rushed to the desk and accosted
Clerk Shafer.
"Who?" Inquired the Utter.
"Why, the Salvation Army miss that
Just passed through.''
"Went over to the Annex." answered
the clerk and the Minneapolis man ran
through the tunnel.
"Have you teen herT' he queried of
the first bellboy he met
"Who)" Inquired the bellboy In
a ma lenient.
'The Salvation Army lass that col
lects money."
"Just gone up the street," anawered
the latter, and the man from Minne
apolis might have been teen chaalng
up the aveuue a minute later.
He caught ber just as she reached
Jackson boulevard. t
"Here, take this dollar," he said as
he pushed a bill Into her band. "I
don't know what I would have done
It I hadn't caught you," and then he
returned to the hotel. !
I'd been a pauper In twenty-four
hours If I hadn't given that girl tome
money," he explained to the people
who had watched the chase. "They're
my mascots, those Salvation Army
lasses. I know that I would have been
hoodooed If I hadn't caught ber. I'd
a been broke sure.
He was silent a long time. "Haven't
seen one In ten years without giving
her money."
"Superstitious?" Inquired one of his
friends.
'Call It that If you want to, but It's
conviction with me. I was sitting
right here about ten years ago when
one of them tapped me on the shoul
der and asked me for a contribution.
Had a dime In my pocket; no more.
and no Job. Hungry and room rent
staring me In the face. Wondering
what I would do with that dime.
Dldnt tee why I shouldn't aa well be
broke as have a dime, to I turned It
over to her.
That left me without a cent The
Lord won't forget" she said.
" 'Neither will I,' I answered, only
I meant that I wouldn't forget that I
waa broke. A man had Just turned me
down for a Job. Turned me down cold.
I waa worrying, but I had time to
watch that girl. I aaw ber strike thir
teen men without getting a cent and
I saw the fourteenth man give her $1.
There waa a lesson for me. I got up
and tried that same man again. I had
resolved to try him fourteen times. If
necessary. But It wasn't He gave
me a job because he liked my nerve.
and 1 want to tell you that I have
been mighty prosperous ever since."
"Almost a millionaire now, ain't
you?"
"Well, close onto it, and all because
that girl happened to strike me that
afternoon. And since then no Salva
tion Army girl baa ever gone away
without money when I waa In the
neighborhood.
"Hereafter I won't go to sleep when
I'm In this neck of the woods," he
continued. "That girl came near get
ting away from me. If I hadn't cought
her I know that I would have a tele
gram telling me that my factory bad
been struck by lightning. Well, fare-you-well,"
he said, as he walked away.
"But say, any time that you see
one of those girls give her something."
was the final Injunction. "Best In
vestment you ever made." Chicago
Chronicle.
MAN WHO DESERVES PITY.
He 'Who Is Co wipe lied to Eat Restau
rant Breakfast to rJ Consoled.
A plea for pity is entered by an east
ern Journal on behalf of the unfortu
nate man who through the summer
months Is forced to eat a restaurant
breakfast or wait until luncheon time
to break his fast. And the commisera
tion is solicited because someone has
complained that restaurant keepers do
not give the amount of attention to
serving the day's first meal that they
do to the two later ones. There are
no bard and fast figures at band to
prove that this Is so, but It Is rather
a general conclusion that left-overs
from the day before are used for the
first comers and that this la hardly
square dealing.
Then, besides the matter of food be
ing none too fresh, there Is complaint
that there Is much of setting to rights
In the restaurants during the hour one
wishes to take breakfast which cre
ates a confusion calculated to make
even an appetizing meal unenjoyable.
sweeping, dusting, nning of salt, pep
""T5r rwcyicies) u
the patron., very noM wnUe tn
the
waiters display a sang frold that tells
him, or appears to do so, that be has
no business to eat In strange places,
that If be has a borne be should be
In K and that if be hasn't a place to
call home he Is a very poor specimen,
indeed, and not worthy of more con
sideration than be Is receiving.
With these complaints at hand, then.
It seems we shall all have to take It
for granted that there's a foundation
of fact for them and do what we can
to Impress It upon restaurant keepers
that their first duty In summer Is to
do their share toward making life
pleasant for the self -sacrificing man
who sends bis family to the country
while he stays behind and earns the
money to pay their bills and his own.
An awakening to tUs duty swept
through the ranks of purveyors of
life's necessaries and pleasure years
ago and the results nave been as sat
isfactory aa substitutes, or, we might
say, compensations could well be. Let
the restaurant keepers Join this bund
of home missionaries and the deserted
husband may And that desertion l,n't
all the bad things that some folks de
clare It to be.
The small boy always wonders If bis
mother will ever get over being sur
prised at the things he does.
It takes a bachelor with money to
exterminate the weeds from a young
widow's bonnet
Y
IlBft'.th and beauty uro the glories of perfect womanhood. AVomea
who suffer constantly with weakness peculiar to their sex cannot re
tain their Ixnuity. Preservation of pretty features and rounded form k
a dutv women o'wo to themselves.
VVhen women are troubled With irregular, suppressed or painful
menstruation, weakness, leucorrhiva, displacement or ulceration of the
womb, that bearimr down feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, hack
ache, bloating (or tlatulenee general debility, indigestion, and nervoua
prostration, or are beset with such symptoms as dizziness, faintnesa,
lassitude, excitability, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melan
choly, "all gone" anil " want-to-bo-Wt-akmo " feelings, blues, and hope
lessness, they should rememlier there is one tried and true remedy.
LydU 10. riiikluim's Vegetable Compound removes such troubles.
Case of this Prominent Chicago Woman Should Give Everyone
Confidence in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
" Pfcan Mas. Pixkiiam: It affords me great pleasure, indeed, to add my
testimonial to the great number who are today praising I.yditi I". llnk
haul's Vegetable Compound. Three years ago 1 broke down from e-
70 Loom is St., Chicago, 111. President of the St. Kuth's Court, Order of For
resters, Catholic
What is left for the women of America, after reading such letters
as we publish, but to believe. Don't some of you who are sick and miser
able feel how wicked you are to remain so, making life a burden for
yourself and your friends, when a cure is easily and inexpensively
obtained ? Dont you think it would pay to drop some of your old
prejudices and "Try Lydia K. 1'inkliam's Vegetable Compound,
which is better than all the doctors for cures ? " Surely the experience
of hundreds of thousands of women, whom the Compound has cured,
should convince all wc men.
Follow the record of this medicine, and rememlier that these euros
of thousands of women whose letters are constantly printed in this
paper were not brought about by "something else," but by Lydia K.
Pinklium's Vegetable Compound, the great Woman's Itemed? for
Woman's Ills. , . , , ,
Those women who refuse to accept anything else are rewarded a
hundred thousand times, for they get what they want a cure. Moral
stick to the medicine that you know is the Best Write to Airs.
Pinkham for advice.
$5000 aa&SKiiLal
enn.)l forthwith
uutuaUl, wbloti will prove
Willie's Kitten.
"Now, Willie," said the teacher,
"yon may spell kitten."
"K-i-i-t-t-e n," he slowly spelled.
"Jio, no," exclaimed the teacher.
"Kitten hasn't got two i's."
"Well, onrs has," replied the small
observer. Chicago Poet.
Force of Habit.
Towns There's a new baby ont at
Popley'g, isn't there?
Jtrowne Yes, and it's a ahame the
way the boys are teasing him.
Towne How?
Biowne Whenever they see him
hnrrying along the street they sneak
np behind him and say "Sh!" and he
immediately begins to walk on tiptoes.
Philadelphia Press.
A Good Beginning
If the blood is in good condition at the beginning of the warm season,
you are prepared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils,
pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning skin eruptions
that make one's life a veritable torment and misery.
Now ia the time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the
diooq ana sirengmemng me we ax
places in your constitution. During the
cold winter months we are compelled
to live indoors and breathe the imriure
air of badly ventilated rooms and of
fices. We over-worlc and over-eat, and
get too little out-door exercise, and our
systems become clogged with impuri
ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs
and humors of every kind, and warm
weather is sure to bring a reaction,
and the poisonous matter in the blood
and system will break out in boils and
pustules or scaly eruptions and red,
disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make
a good beginning this season by taking
a course of S. S. S. in time; it will not
only purify your blood and destroy the
germs and poisons, but promote healthy
action of the Liver and Kidneys and
give you a good appetite at a time
when you need it meet.
8. S. S. improves the digestion and
tones up the Stomach, and you are not
continually taunted by the fear of
indigestion every time you eat, or
troubled with dizziness, nervousness
and sleeplessness. There is no reason
to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified
and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish
blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and
bring on a long train of spring and summer ailments, break down the con
stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders.
Eczema, Acne, Kettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and other irritating skin
troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons
escape the diseases common to spring and summer. S. S. S. is guaranteed
purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the most in
vigorating andpleasantof all tonics. Write for our book on "The Blood and
Ua Diseases " . THE SWIFT SPECIHG CO., ATLANTA, CAm
cessive physical ana mental (.train, i waa uuauie to
secure proper rest, also lost my appetite, and I became so
nervous ami irritable too that tuy friends trembled.and
I waa unable to attend to my work. Our phyalcluu pre
scribed for me, hut as I did not seem to improve, 1 was
advised to go away. I could neither spare the time nor
monev, and was verv much worried when, fortunately,
one of mv club friends called. She told me how she had
bcencuretl of ovuriiin trouble, and how like my symp
toms were to hers, seven bottles of your medicine cured
her, and she insisted that I take some.
" I did so, and am glad that I followed her
advice. Within si weeks I was a different
woman, strong and robust in health, and hare
been so ever since.
" A number of my friends who have been
troubled with ailments peculiar to our sex
have taken your compound, and have alio been
creatlv benefited." Miss Klizaiietu Du st,
prolog Ike or)irlnl Uttw sad tlx nature t
It Ati!tita c0itutnniM.
Storks aa Scavengers.
Were it not for the ma'tltude ol
storks that throng Kgvpt every winter
there wool! be no living in some parts
of the country, for, after every inunda
tion, frogs appear in devastating num
ber .
Taste for Color.
Our hero beat bis yonng wife until
she waa black and blue.
"The feminine characters in a so
ciety novel are so apt to be colorless,"
said lie in explanation of the seeming
gaucberie.
Hardy Mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes are known to live
through the winter, awakening with
the first warmth. Many larvae sur
vive repeated freezing and thawing.
HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS.
I had a horrible
attack of bolls
that broke ont all
over my bod y end
W ta the nest blood
purifier In the world.
Mrs. M. P. BXTTHXSS,
Wjrtherille, Vs.
THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER.
While llvine in fsfaarman, Tsx., I be
oame a viotlm or Impora, watery
blood. I ran down la anpstlte ani
enr(ry ; waa acarcely able to set
about and bad to atop off and rsat
ocoaalonally, I took B. B. B. and be-
fran to Improve at onoe, and after a
borough course became strong and
well.
I think 8. 8. H. tbe best saadlolna I
evar ussd aa aa appstlscr and arsa
erai lonio. 4. u. imjott,
ii railroad street,
Komi,
A
I i l rom wale I
0 ""$. P i could eat no poa-
1 I J Bible relief until
V - t.a tt 1 ben taking
; 1 Bd from my ax-
are antidoted and the thin, acid blood
made rich and strong before the coming
of warm weather.
A course of S. S. S. now would be
a safe precaution and a good beginning
and enable you to pas in comfort
through the hot. sultry months and
CANDY AND CANOld
Am Iodlasi Arm Officer's Thearr
the Ired IHssass. '
lu an article In the Indian Medical
Oanette. Captain H. H. Host, t. M. 8.,
attributes the rise In cancer mortality
to an Increased consumption of suiiar,
In the form of sweetmeats d other
delicacies of modern confectionery,
ntid a corresponding diminution lu the
use of salt-preserved articles of diet.
His theory Is that malignant disease la
parasitic In origin, and la due to the
Invasion of the body by a saeeharomy
eete. the growth of which Is favored
by glucose, but Inhibited by sub
stances containing chlorine, and only
admissible when the amount of chlo- .
rlne In the body falls below normal. (
Some of his experiments, which he re- (
cords In support of this view, are rath
er remarkable. He has cultivated sac
clmrotnycetes from a variety of tu
mors on sterile cane susar, and Ima
also prepared what he describee aa "a
kind of tumor Jam," by preserving por
tion tf tumors In the same medium.
Sections of this "Jam" show "the tu
mor cell as usual, hut the aaccharo
mycetca abounding lu and between
(hem." He passed chlorine gas
throiiKh his cultures of saeeharomy
cotes, and found that It "rapidly k'lh'd
the orgnulsms, and It Is evidently the
chlorine that Is the active ageut."
According to Captain Host, the guid
ing principle In the treatment of cau
cer should tie to diminish the amount
of glucose In the twdy aud Increase
the amount of chlorine, thereby ren
dering the patlent'a body an unfavor
able culture medium for the specific
mtcro-orisanlsuis. He has put this
theory Into practice upon ten patients,
l.i. . ...... a .n.t.ll t ft rat if A
,u. i...,.., ...... -
strict diabetic diet, and. secondly, or
piling In sodium chloride Into the
body, and preventing Its excretion as
mucB as possible. me restms a
said to have been most successful,
but, unfortunately, the patients them
selves do not appear to have leen
unanimous as to the advantages of the
treatment they were receiving, since As Captained,
four out of their number rau away.) "Why," asked the good Samaritan,
Experiments were also tried upon atil- ,"do yon permit your wife to take In
in n In, cancerous material and "saevha- ' wsnhlng?"
romrcete." .Mnliie.t tiv riiltiire from "I wouldn't." answare.l the man
cancers being used ror inoculation;
various lesions were produced, and III
some Instances the Influence of a salt
diet upon the affected animals wus
studied. In Imitation of the human
pntlents, "one guinea pig and one rat
absconded," apparently before the
benefit a of sodium chlurlde had beou
accorded to them.
The announcement that sweetmeats
predUKMie to cancer, If It finds Its
way Into the cheaper sensational Jour
nalism, tuny prove alarming to sun
dry Juvenile and feminine readers; but
If It checks their ailetlle for confec
tionery it will at least Improve their
dlgettin: and, although the use of so
dium chloride as an antidote would
engender a thirst which might be
slaked unwisely, there la Utile fear of
so unpalatable a remedy lieeomlng
popular. Htlll, we think Hint ( 'a pin In
Host would have been wise lu defer
ring the publication of bin theories
until he had established them on a
somewhat broader scientific basis
Krltlsb Medical Journal.
AN HONE8T MAN.
It Kcfuied to I'roBt b, Carilmana
Id Krcardlna Karlv Tradafara.
An Incident, which exhibits the sterl
ing Integrity of a mnn who could with
stand tbe temptations of wealth rut her
than do the smallest a-t of Injustice,
la told In II. M. Cbltteudeu'a "illatnry
of Htenmboat Navigation on the Mis
souri Ulver." The principal actor ess
one of the early settlers of Ht. I.onls,
a Mr. Lelturge, who had purchaaed a
small tract of land for which he paid
twenty five dollars.
Ijtnd was then of very little vnlue,
snd transfers were often made without
deed and with no more fortnalltv thnn
In exchanging cattle or home. In
this way Mr. lHnrge traded his land
on what Is now Clair street, Hi. I.ouis,
to C'haurln Lebeau for a horse.
Umg years afterward, when tliene
transactions were almoxt forgotten,1
and the property had become very
valuable, a lawyer presented himself,
to the old getitleuiaii and asked him'
If he had ever owned any laud on
Cedar Vect. Mr. IJiHarge replied In'
the afttniuitlve, and described lis local
ity. The lawyer then asked hi in when
aud how he disposed of It. lie could
not at first recall, hut Mrs. Lellarge'
remembered the circumstances and re
lated them to the lawyer, at the Mine
time remarking to her husband that'
that was the way tlicy got their horse
to set themselves up on the farm wllh. '
The lawyer then assured Mr. l.e-j
Barge that the title to this property
was still vested In 111 in, mid that he'
could hold It against all comers, for'
there was absolutely no record of the
conveyance In existence.
The old gentleman, with a look of
Indignation, asked the lawyer If ha
took hi in for a thief. l
"I traded that land," said he, "to
i Chaurin Ieheau for a horse, which
was worth more to me than the laud
1 was. ' I shall stand by the bargain '
now. If (Jiaurln Lebeau's heirs have
no title, tell them to come to me and
I will make them a deed before I die."
The Composite House.
When Mr. Hubbubs built s nest
lu which to house his bride,
He borrowed from his frieuda the best
ideas the had tried.
He borrowed hers, he borrowed there
Smith's frieze snd Urceu'a vsneer;
Hs borrowed Johnson's ports-cocher
And Cooper'a chandelier.
He borrowed Wilson's water tank,
Park's psntrjf, Uray's grill;
And then hs borrowed from the bank
The cash ta psy the bill,
Llpplncolrt's Miigsslns.
New Use for a Furnace.
"Cun t I Interest you In this mar
velous new Invention, tbe cold air
stove?" asked the arTuble agent. "It
Is guaranteed to reduce the tempera
ture In the hottest house and will "
"Never mind, young mail. I'm ns'ng
the furnnee I bud put lu Inst winter.
All I need to do Is to start a lire In
It and the house- gets so cold It freeze.
the flies." Judge.
A blind horae ought to know en , ugh
not to run away.
Poorly?
" For two years I aulTcred ter
ribly from dyspepsia, with grest
depression, and was always feeling
poorly. I then tried Ayer'i Ssrsa
partita, and In one week Itn i
new nun. "-John McDonald,
Philadelphia, 1's.
Don't forget that It's
"Ayer's" Sarsaparilla
that will make you strong
and hopeful. Don't waste
your time and money by
trying some other IMnu.
Use the old, tested, tried,
and true Ayer's Sarsapa
rilla. Ms Mils. AlWwtUM.
AS ?ur Sort..r what It think ft Arl'
IUi.aiH.rllL. II kuo ll ! IbMinnS
cU (.mil? n.-li. rll feu ku
wlltl ' , w...
A Uuestkia ef PrecsdsiKe.
(lushitmton I wonder what Is the
nutter with Htarr, the tragedian; be
never notices me any more.
! l ilitlck Pldn't I hear yoo tell Mm
his stylo was verv much like Mouth T
titishinglon Yes, but surely
Ciittlck That's where yen made
votir misiske. You should have said
lloth's style was very much like bis.
Curious Little Animals.
A H.tiiatlt .1 IImIUIVMP. tSUa Cot
rf lb(l, , ......rUble smalt
' ...
j,,!,,,,!, !,!,. abound mere. Among
Uu(m l i cmlM hf lie VatcU
Mmefi "tj,", whose Ull cmea off
wlt, , ttUt ici,( and remains Jump-
ing about on the g'Otind, attracting lbs
attention of an enemy, while the ani
mal its, If slinks away aud eventually
roa a new tall.
rho was born tired, "only she nds
the money to support the family."
Chicago News.
Th Apotheosis of Ncaltsm.
Caller What is Kennell bewtlnn
alwut?
I Catcher because, nnder the new
, log law, he ha len notified to pnt a
'mniloon his "West l'ointer at ilsy."
Sew York Timet.
A Uutatlon.
"Here's something that's l"n pin
illng me," remarked the man who
thinks too dfwplr.
"What's thai?"
"If ail llcali is grass, are cannibals
really reg-tarlana?" i'blUoelphia
i'ress.
Great llrilaln's Trade.
t'p to now Kntaln retains from "0
to per cant of the tola trade of the
universe. No other nation has yet
come within half of this remsrkable
percentage. Nearest Is inrmany, with iigtn r Oregi
nearly 11 per root; rrance claims"" ". '"!
about 9 per cent; the t'nited Statas
teenres rather more than U per cent.
If we add the output of the colonies the
British empire shows a record ( I about
one-third of the trade of the whole
world.
l.lm In the Py:
l.ime in the eye should Im St bed
out tiirkly with vinegar and water,
squeezing some drops on the eyeball.
Then place a soft psd soaked in vine
gar over the closed eye and secure It to
the head by a bandage.
tarf
PAINfANOUISH
AHINSTERINC
ANGELTHOU:
to
SbiDEvmymm.
PAINLESS
I ay-. 1. -rsrasr
wi
WfilfJ
RHP-
Teeth IMractcd Ahsnliitely
Without I'uln and all kinds of
Dental Work Done by Wise
Brothers, the Painless Dentists.
! MY :
Open evening
Miiinlaya Irum
Dentists
WISE BROS.,
Then II Weal,
"Will you think of ma when 1 am
gonet" asaad the lovelorn youth, l,e
seemed unable lo tear himself awsy
front her presence.
"Hum," answered the fair one, as
i lie strangled a yawn. "Iliat Is, if you
ver give me the opportunity,"
The Rich Man's Plaint.
I don't see what good mv money doe
us. I can't eat. 1 never saw It in Its
entirety, I drsst no batter than niy
private eoetetary and have a much
smaller appetite than my coachman.
I live In a big barn of a mmw, em pat
tered to death hy beggars, have dys
pepsia, and most of my money la in'
the hsn.ls of others, who uit It mainly
for their own benefit,
l!arly Astronomical Tsachlsg.
About 0H 11. ('. liemocriliii begin
teaching that the galaiy, or Milky
Way, M simply a band ul Innomers.
ble stars which on account of their
great distance appeared vary small.
Time and Improved appliances have
proved that Pemocilltu was correct la
hit surmises.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must tear Signature) of
Ss Fae-atawlle Wratcwf Baw.
Tart sisll ata se ssaw
rot iuoacic,
roa Binitms.
roi ituoutitst.
FDI TOMB MVtl.
FOI C0NSTIPAT10I.
roi IAU0W IKII.
raiTKCCOMPUXIOI
CARTERS
Vwratr VwfvSaMsvCtsi
CURC IC HKAOACHt.
l4tero,v Mitwltlnss Co.
aiCi'rjuHS TO Jolix eiHil S
I t a4 Maartaaa) St.. Hwlkxa4. UrM.
faraelta Hawker fcttlomelie. Hlt 'tar.
VaultleMi Slump f'ultrf. ttai h'tr wits
lio hrM nueleiia ,wmttl Wabtaefv. Ku
tllia.au.lB. lloi. . II Sii-t Mlraaey latln
mttioa tt in. bB is eaut aurtaiua
lb tua. btaarr Ho.
I'or Sale or l..hange.
To )' Acrr Tract slid two Acre
Tmcis if tiiiimprovcd prairie land In
Scbrnaks. ch ar title ; will jrri.w corn,
o ita, w beat, r i', allnll.i. V lit rtchsitira
nv or all tor aiiisll raw mill, ahm-ln
mill. ImuIi r or ram It r.( rlv itt W n-li-
i. . II. XKHH.I,
Waab.
$23 I'lIR UAV
t at tw ma la with an
AllSIIN
V ell .Machine.
VI..1. m all aire an I
'lit, tut ell ut aaiat anr
HliALL CO.
IWs, Ala.
OiCaamawr
caal HSxS
OWHlMlN
W. L. DOUGLAS
a.ss&'asHOES-r
Im tsa asvs trass $1 ta St yearly hy
weanag W L. Douglas JIM sr $1 eases.
I hry e4Ul IIoim,
that li4Ve lnn c.miU
ing v'i futn 1
to
f .1 HI
Tha Im-
la W. I..
IhmgUa aloma prnree
then ailert'trlly ever
all other tiiakea,
hohl ly rntail tlina
dealer enery arlmm.
Inaik for tt4llin itud
ptli e mi la.ttiim
laal Paeglea a... far.
eaalall atam la.ta ta
falaa la Ihtaela. a.
taroaa I, Ik klahnl
fratl. r.l l.-alk., aiatla. I
Iilr..,j a.floi,,jut ,r.
Skim kf aiall, It r.ala attra. IllaalralaS
lalalof free. W. I,. UOI 1.L4S, Miecktes,
Dr. C. Gee Wo
WONDERFUL
MOMH
TREATMENT
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