The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, September 11, 1903, Image 4

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    Dyspepsia
Don't think you run dire your ilvsncp,
tn h n v oilier way limn by fctrviigthcniiiif
and toning vour toinm'li.
That in wenk and incapable of perform
ing its fuurtioiis, prolmhly because you
have iippiiwil upon it iu one way or an
other over and over again.
You should tuka
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It strengthens and tonca the stomach,
and permanently cures dyspepsia and all
stomach troubles. Accept no substitutes.
Quit Natural.
"Kofcoe, dear, I tee they've again
raised the price of diamonds.''
"That' true Evelyn; but then you
know, sparks will By upward, lonk
en Statesman.
Cacao la Nicaragua.
Kicaraguani use up about 600,000
pounda of cacao year. Chocolate hot
or cold Is used twice da; in every
well to do hotipehoid. Cacao prow in
large pods containing from fifteen to
twenty-five beans each on trees from
ten to twelve feet high. A yield of
1400 an acre is not unusual.
Charcoal and Yellow Jack.
Dealers in charcoal in Havana are
aid never to have yellow fever, while
in lay circles it ia advised always to
hare it about during its prevalence be
cause of its absorbing properties, it ia
presumed.
A Cupid Prescription.
"Well, then, how must I make
love?"
"First yon must believe that there
ia no one in the world but me."
"I've got that far already."
"Next you matt make me believe
that there is no one in the world but
you." Life.
Song Pleased Sir Thomas.
An amusing feature of the reception
given by the Larchmont Yacht club to
Sir Thomas Lipton was the singing of
a song specially written for the occas
ion by Clay M. Greene. The song was
"Tommy Lipton" and was a parouy on
Kipling's "Tommy Atkins." Sir
Thomas enjoyed the clever verses very
much.
Deadly West Africa,
West Africa has the moat nnbealthv
fllma e in the world. Uther plates,
such as Aden, Singapore and Hong
kong, are hotter. Uther places show
higher death rates. That is quite true,
but when temperature, the annual ram-
fall and the relative humidity of the
atmosphere are considered the lauses
of uuhealtbiness are rerealed.
Thumb Rlnrs In Queen Anne 'a Time.
In the days uf Queen Anne the lemi
nine thumb ring was the badge of wid
owhood, and women tired of single
blessedness were wont to don it and as
"jolly widows" achieve conquests de
nied to them as tpinsters.
Information Wanted.
"Say, Mr. Caller, my big brother
said that sister's steady was a eaphead
and an "it" and me and Willie wants
to know if jou're sister' steady and
what Is a eaphead and what is an 'it'?"
Pennsylvania Pun h Bowl.
His Second Offense
"This isn't the first time you have
come in contact with the police?" said
the magistrate to the witness.
"So air" was the reply.
"What, may I ask, was the reason
of your former encounter?"
"I woke him. He had gone to sleep
on his beat." Tit-Bits.
A Feminine MarveL
Chief Millican That female wit
ness is the most peculiar woman I
ever encountered.
Inspector Casey So? In what way
does she differ from moot women?
Chief Milluan Why, when ebe
hasn't anything to say she doesn't
talk. Cincinnati Enquirer.
41
SELTZER
CURES ALL
Headaches
10 CENTS EVERYWHtWt
Dizzv?
Appetite poor?7 Bowels
constipated? Tongue coated?
'V4 41 UUI liven
Ayer s Pills are liver pills, all
. I '
vegetable.
old for
3.C. Ir.rCo
airly years.
J.ow.jI, Mui.
Want your moustache nrhparrl
beautiful brown or rich black? Ue
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
FTITT ITU Q TUl-nqlara n, , tt , iBC1 a t
iuer
"I have been troubled a (real deal
svttsi a torpid hver. wbicb produces ooaatipe
lion. I louad CASCAKETS to Malt you claim
lortbem.and soured men raliet the Oriivrlal,
that I purcnaaed another aupplr and waa com
plolal j cured. 1 shall uiilj be loc t laa u rec
ommend Cascaraie wbaoever tha opportunitf
taprpaanied " J. A-Smith.
era nusqueaanna Ave., fauaoeipata, ra
laaaaul Valatahla 1'r.iant T. .ta rinnjf
flood. Kmt Blcma, Wukau.or Grip, loc, 1M.UM.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
SMribv SiiSr C . CkUaga, Ur.al, Snt T.r. m
MTfl Rift Sold and fimranteed br all droa-
I U-BAb aula to jV KC I'oMaoo UabUT
tUSll HUi U till (U.
Couah Syrup. Taalea Oood. US
In tlms. Bold ly drturirl'ta.
LQZV EL
rjY CANDY
CATHARTIC
Na. vaaes Ma esaawsaso f
n.
.Hall
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hat
A new French life preserver la a
belt filled with calcium carbide. It la
quickly Inflated by acetylene on being
weu
Great uiouutalns on Venus are sup
posed discovery of Herr Arendt, of
Poaen. These elevatlona appear to pro
ject through the clouda from time to
time, and the observations thua far
made tend to prove a rapid rotation Ia
about twenty-four hours.
The magnetic pole In Northwestern
America la auppoaed to have shifted
considerably aluce lu discovery by
Koas in 1831. Taking with him seven
companions la a small schooner.,
Amundsen, the Norwegian explorer,
expecta to make observations on the
present site of this pole from 1803 to
18l5.
Adding fine sulphur to the dtseolved
material, then heating, preferably with
pressure, la found by Ialdor Kltsee to
more than double the realatance of eel
luloae aa an Insulator for electrle
wires. Flexibility varies with the per
centage of aulphur, and realatance to
actda and moisture la Increased.
In the Smithsonian report on scien
tific work for 1002 Prof. Langley re
marks that when the bolometer was
Invented, some twenty years ago. It
waa able to measure temperature to
! about one-oue-hundred-thousandth of a
' degree. Since then the Instrument and
lu adjuncts have been so far Improved
that temperature can now be meaa
ured to leas than one-one-hundred mil
lionth of a degree readily and with
precision.
The Italian government la awaking
to the necessity of protecting what re
mains of lta forests and to replanting
devastated areas. The most valuable
tree la the cork tree, which now
abounds most In Sicily and Sardinia,
the cork forests of Calabria having
been almost wholly destroyed for char
coal The present use of vast quanti
ties of cork In the manufacture of
linoleum and for shipbuilding empha
sizes the Importance of preserving and
extending the cork forests. Spain also
possesses great cork foresta, and a few
years ago the exportation of wine bot
tle corks from that country amounted
In value to $5,000,000.
The weights of 1.173 human brains
have been collected by M. Marchand.
of Marbourg. At birth the average
weight la found to be 8.8 ouncea In
boys and 9.3 ouncea In girl. At the
age of one year. 2 pounda 1.5 ouncea
and 1 pound 11.5 ounces, respectively;
and at the end of three yeara the
weight baa trebled. Increase la then
slow. Full growth is attained at nine
teen to twenty years in men and six
teen to eighteen In women, the mean
adult weight being 3 pounds 1 ounce
In males and 2 pounda 10 ounces In
females. Loss by aenile atrophy be
gins In man at about forty-eight years
and In women at about seventy. Tur
geneff, the Russian author, bad one of
the heaviest brains on record, weigh
ing 4.7 pounds; and Gambetta's,
scarcely 2.6 pounds, was one of the
lightest
The first "butterfly farm" Is said to
have been established only a year or
two ago by the English entomologist,
William Walking, at Eastbourne, but
already several similar farms have
come Into existence In France. The
object Is to rear rare genera of the
Bombycldae, the silkworm family,
They have, by crossing, obtained some
uew varieties, which are sought after
tiy museums of natural history. They
are also endeavoring to acclimate In
France species of silkworms Indigen
ous to other countries. The farms con
tain oaks, allantbus trees, pines, plum
trees, castor oil plants, and other
plants the leaves of which serve as
food for the caterpillars. Cocoons
are hatched on branches protected by
gauze, and, for the sake of uniform
temperature, the Insects are often kept
In a room until after the first molting,
when they are placed on bushes In the
open air, and protected from blrda
by coverings of muslin or tulle.
New Bain Producer.
The latest Australian newspaper
contain particulars of some experi
ments, which are said to have been
I more or less successful, of a novel
; method of producing a downfall of
' rain, says the Philadelphia Ledger.
! The Inventor makes this statement:
"I claim to produce rain by send
ing up continuously from three centers
a column of gas made by certain
chemicals. The gas, If sent up for a
maximum of thirty-two hours, will
produce rain over a range of ninety
and with the wind from any quarter.
i do not need to wait nntu the wind
I - m a.t .. J
11 iron me usuaiij rainy qumner. 10
one experiment I made the barometric
conditions were quite unfavorable, yet
I produced rain. The gas, yon aee,
causes In the different strata of the
atmosphere a vacuum. This vacuum
Is the center of a beat storm and la
filled by dense clouda that contain
rain. These clouds come down with
the gravity of the earth, when the
rain descends.
"The rain la different from ordinary
rain found In districts in which experi
ments have been made. It la tropical
rain, coming from the very lofty re
gions, being slight at first, and then
later descending In heavy showers
and bucketfuls. My operations have
been conducted In an Inclosure twelve
feet by eight. Though I cannot, of
course, give away my secret, I may
tell you that the chemicals have to
be changed in accordance with the
conditions."
A Marvellous Menagerie.
Tbe strangest menagerie In th
w rid Is on an Ohio farm. Through all
tbe gardens, orchard aud fields of
this
curious place one meet wild
beasts of many kind Ingeniously
fashioned out of roots, trunk, and the
branchea of tree. It is a veritable toy
Noah' Ark grown up.
Rather than climb the. golden stairs
to heaven, s .me people find It easier
to slide down the banister to the oth
er place.
GRATEFUL,
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af.mtf-alaWaVyzrjUUib
MISS MURIEL AKMlTAtJ
Female Weakness Is Pelvic
Catarrh.
Always Half Sick are the Women
Who Have Pelvic Catarrh.
Catarrh of any entail, if allowed to
progress, will affect the whole body.
Catartb without cemusneea is very
rare, but pelvic catarrh and nervous
neea go hand in hand.
What is so distressing a sight as a
poor half eick, nervous woman, suffer
ing from the many almost unbearable
symptoms ol pelvic catarrh? She does
rot consider herself ill enough to go to
bed, but she ia Ur from being able to
Knew Her Business.
Mrs. Newed I would like a pound
of your beet cheese.
Gro.er Yes. ma'am.
Mrs. Newed (eiamining It) Why,
this cheese is full of holes!
Grocer Yes ma'am. That's the
way it comes.
Mrs. Newe.1- Well, I don't want
any of it. I'm not going to pay for a
pound of cheese that contains a half
pound of boles. Boston Journal.
The Charitable Set.
Phyllis That young millionaire
took a great fancy to me att he hall last
night. He danced with me five times.
Oh, that doesn't prove anything it
was a charitable ball, you know.
A Second Thief.
"Some mean tbiel ran oB with my
umbrella today.
"With your umbrella?"
"Well, with the umbrella I've been
carrying all week." Philadelphia
Pi 658.
He Was Bitter.
"John," said the (tern woman,
"what great man was it that wrote
'Woman is Heaven's Beet Gift to
Man?' "
"He was no great man at all,"
growled the little henpecked husband.
"He wasn't?"
"No, he was a chump." Chicago
Daily Neva.
Indiscretion.
"Aren't the perfect trust and confi
dence engaged people have in each
other perleotly btautiful !"
"Perfectly idiotic, I should say."
"Why?"
"Because when I was engaged I told
my future wife all about my income
and proepects, and now I can't spend a
dollar on myself without her knowing
about it."
GOOD BLOOD
SPEAKS FOR
You know when rich, red blood is coursing- through
the veins, for it shows in tbe brightness of the eye, the
beauty and clearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair
skin, and robust, healthy constitution. It is good blood
that imparts strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state ol
healthful ness aed vigor. Good blood is the foundation of good health, and
to be physically and mentally sound it must be kept pure aud untainted.
reopie wun gooa uiooa possess strong,
steady nerves and are blest with good
appetites and digestion, and enjoy
sound, refreshing sleep. If we could
always maintain the purity of the
blood then we might enjoy perpetual
health, but it becomes infected and
poisoned and most of the ills that afflict
humanity and undermine the constitu
tion are caused by an impoverished
or polluted condition of this vital fluid.
When the blood is diseased the skin
loses its healthy appearance, and the
complexion, its freshness and beauty
and becomes red and rougn and lull oi
pimples and splotches, itching, scaly
eruptions, blackheads, boil 3 and rashes
break out upon the body when the
blood is too poor or too thin and acid,
and is not supplying proper nourish
ment to the system. Debility, poor
appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep
and nervousness more often come from
sluzeish, impure blood than any other
cause. To build up the blood, restore its lost properties and make it rich
and nutritious again is the only rational treatment, and the proper way to
get rid of skin troubles. There is no remedy like S. S. S. to accomplish this
disappear, the app?tite improves, the complexion clears and you get rid of
those miserable depressing feelings and nervousness, and enjoy once more the
blessings of good beal'.h. S. S. S. is nature's remedy for all blood and skin dis
eases. It contains no minerals whatever, but is guaranteed purely vegetable.
Write for free bock. No charge for medical advice or other information
deirtd WE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO- ATLAKTAm OA.
HAPPY WOMEN
Thank P-ru-ra for Their Re
covery After Yeirs of
Suffering.
Miss Muriel Armltage, t UrecnwooA
Ave., Pctrolt, Mich., IMMrict Organiser
of the Koyal Templars of Temperance,
in a recent letter, rays:
"I think tlmt a woman
,"2
meant
shrinks from making her turn!
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in, itii rvjiorvu i i" ...- ......... -
much to met hut I M for U ke of
other sintering women it i my duly to
tell what IVrumi bus done for me,
"1 sull'i red for five year with uterine
Irregulariliea. which linuiRht on hya
teria and made nn a phvsical wreck. I
ti led doctors from the dillcwtit schools
of uieilicine, but without any fwwptt
hie change in niv conditioii, lu my
despair 1 cnlliil 'on an old mime, who
advised me to try IVnina. ami pivml-cd
irtKHi results if I would iwisii-t und lk
it regularlv. 1 thought this was the
least! coul'd do and procured a bottle.
, '"Mr rta
anvthing 1 had used before, and so I
kent on tiikinir it. I kept this up lor
ii nioutbs, and steadily gained strength
and health, and when I had ued liltwn
Iwtllea I ronsidered myself entirs-ty
cured. I am a grateful, happy woman
today." .Visa Muriel Ariu.toge.
IVruna cures catarrh of tlie pelvic or
gans with the same surety as it cures
catarrh Of the head. IVruna has be
come renowned as a rnisilive cure l"r
female ailments simply Ui ati-e the ail
ments are mostly due to catarrh. Ca
tarrh is the cause of the trouble. I'e
runa cures the catarrh. The symp
toms dbapiifar.
do her work without the greatest ei
haustion. This is a very common sight
and is almost always due to pelvic ca
tarrh. It is worse than foolish for so many
women to suffer year after yeat with a
disease that can be peiniaiieutlr cuied.
I'eruna cures catarrh premanently.
It cures old chronic cases as well as a
slight attack, the only difference be
ing in the length of time that it should
should be taken to effect a cure.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from the use ol 1'eiu
na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a lull statement of your case and
he will lie pleased to give you bis val
uable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President ol
The Hartman rjaoitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
He Stopped the Clock.
May Oh I Ueorge, papa set the
alarm lor 10.30 tonight.
Ueorge Indeed. Didn't yon remark
the other night that the ticking as
monotonous and annoyed you?
A Musical f lab.
Lake Batticaloa, Ceylon has the
piohably undine distinction of being
the home of musical fish. The sounds
emitted by theee are said to he aa
sweet and melodious as thoee which
would be produced by a series of aool
ian harps. Croesing the lake in a boat
one can plainly distinguish the pleas
ant sounds. If an oar is clipped in the
water the melody becomes louder and
mire distinct.
Novel Fishing Feat.
The detail, of "A Novel Fishing
Feat," told by Everett Foster in the
September Ut. Nicholas, are part of an
experience of the winter in Yellow
stone Park a few yeirs ago. The lad
who caught the trout, and, without
moving (mm hia position, swung his
catch over into Nature's pot and suc
cessfully cooked it was a young brother
of Mr. Foster; and the narrator was one
ol thoee who tasted the uniquely pre
pared dish and found it palatable.
American Opium Smoker.
The number of opium smokers In the
United States ia estimated at 1 ,000,000
Where Fishhooks Come Prom.
Practically all tbe beat fishhooks In
the world and nearly so of all quali
tiesare made at Redilitch. The an
nual output ia probably 600,000,000
books about 10,000,000 per week
ranging in size from enormous arju ft-rocinos-looking
shark-hooks to the tin
iest hooks for very small trouttlles,
with a "bend" diame'.erof about one
sixteenth of an inch, 1,000 of which
will not more than fill a good-sized
thimble.
ITSELF
X waa In wretohad ha4th my blood
waa In bad order, my rams belnsT
very much ulcerated. X beeaa th as
of 8. B. and la a remarkably short
time waa aound and wall. My appe
tite Increased wonderfully Bad my
food aa-reed with m. I think It 1 a
fta family medleln.
at B. M. & DAVZZHKM .
Hoc km art, Oa.
For thr yaare I bad Tetter ea say
bands. Fart of the time the disease
waa la th form of running sor,
very painful and oaualnr me mnoh
discomfort. Four dootor aald the
Tatter bad proaresaad too far to be
eared, and they eonld do nothing foe
me. I took only three bottle of S.S.B.
and wa completely enred. Thla was
fifteen yeara ago, and I have never
lao a any sl-n of my old trouble.
KB8. L. B. JACKSON.
37 Bt. Paul BU Kansas City, Ka.
C , av-rnos
w
ana it aoes it promptly ana thoroughly.
S. S. S. antidotes and removes from tbe
blood all poisons and humors, and restore!
it to a normal, healthy condition, and in
vigorates and tones up the general health.
When rich, red blood is again flowing
through your veins all sktn emotion
HIS FIRST LOOK AT TMt WORLD.
Observation of Man Who Hd Live
la It 110 t.ars Without ! It.
If It were possible for a person to be
iHirtt with all his faculties ready de
velopvd, the solvations of that person,
probably would not be unlike those of
John Carruth, the thirtyyear-oiu
Bcotchmau who, havlug been
blind
from birth, has Just received bis sight
aa the result of a remarkable operation
at the Glasgow Ophthalmic llospiiai.
Since he loft the hospital, Carruth,
who Is the son of farmer of Weir,
ha lawn vettlnc acquainted with the
appearance of peraotis and things nd.
as he Is an unusually Intelligent man,
mw - ---
lunT o( uli coimmnita tuereupoa have
remarkably Intereatlng.
It was largely through accident that
Carruth came to be operated upon. As
he had been born blind, mine of 1.1a
I,., I l....n Ii,,rn blind, none of Ilia
acqualutam-es ever had supposed that " y -
he could be made to see. Neither did dot of o .r e ll.h ... X1.1" ' '
Carruth bluwlf. .0. even a. a little l '';" ""ft' VH frown
boy, he determined to get through life -ft ' ' "
a. best he could without eyesight, and -ItalUuiorrUwu
the result was that he accouipllahed
things that seem almost Incredible.
Vnr InalsnoA ha (HIldtMl rattle. Of
1.. k.. .1.1. 1..
form sotue Idea by feeling of them. He
grew flowers, picked them, and waa
able to arrange them In bouquet that
It would have been hard for aa expert
In the grouping of colors to have beat
ea. For a year and a halt this blind
man drove tbe delivery cart of the vil
lage grocer and distributed Its con
tents to the customer, fometlmea he
would have aa many a thirty pa reals
In his cart, but hla wonderfully devel
oped sense of touch enabled hi in to
pick out every one aud deliver It at tbe
right addreaa.
Through the agency of a young phy
sician of hla town Carruth waa takeu
to Glasgow to be operated upon, Kiev
en days after the operation, he got
the first signal that sight wa coining
to htm. when he made out a red rug
which lay over the foot of hla bed.
Then he wws able to distinguish the
face of bla surgeon. II say that be
did not know what It was at first, but
that when tbe physician spoke, he re
allied that he must be looking for the
Brat tluia on a human countenance.
Afterward be saw hi uurse and recog
nised her aa a woman. "I knew she
wa a woman," he aays, "herein her
face was pale aud amooth." Then he
aaked to see hla mother, who came, not
knowing thnt her aon's sight had t'fii
given to him, and aat down by hla
bedside. "I had n pwp at her side
way," say Crruth. "and then asked
her how many wrinkles she had on
her forehead. 'You can aee!" she crhil.
'or how could you tell?" "Can you
count themT Well. I could n il a,.,
aye enough for that, but I could su
tler dear face."
j Blue then Carruth has been feasting
his eye on all aorta of wonderful
thing. Everything strike him as
"beautiful." but be aaya hla greatest
surprise was color. lie had ti'n told
that there was a difference between
, things lu this respect, but he ciuld
' form ho ldi-a of what was mm nl
Green, especially, la hla itellghl
Strangely enough, he says that It Is
only since he could see that he has
known what It wna to fei-1 tired. He
says, too, that whereas he usm jo ride
a horae fearlessly, he uow would
afraid of tn-lutf thrown. A small ami
rather (llmay bridge over a river whh-l;
be formerly cnissiil without a tretiioi
now worries him considerably to nego
tlate.
Ships were a surprise to (Carruth; lit
fact, he had been able to form nothing
more than a vague Idea of anything
that he could not feel with his hands
Of women he any thnt he had no Idea
they were "e beautiful ami bonny!"
He meets a friend without having the
slightest Idea who he Is until he
apeak; then he says: "Oh. It' so and
of" At first ho went Into roar of
laughter over the sight of people's Jaws
moving a they ate. flnt be I aniM
tlous, aud aays that he want to study
and to learn language. Perhaps the
most significant remark that Carruth
has made, however, burst from him
when first he stood and 'looked over a
quiet Scotch country scene with green
field In the foreground, tacked by
river and a rang of hill against the
sunset.
"There's bound to be a creator for all
this!" he said.
Orlirtn of Mugwump.
A couple of politicians argued the
other day over th origin and meaning
of th term mugwump. The first said:
"The word was first used In the cam
paign of 188-1. It waa applied to the
Reipubllcana who repudiated Illalne to
vote for Cleveland. It la a word from
tbe language of the Algonquin Indians,
and It means 'a big chief,' 'a person
of great Importance.' The mugwump,
you know, all think themselves of the
greatet Importance." 4The other poli
tician said; "Mugwump 1 a slang
word of the South. It no more derives
from the Alganquln Indians than you
do. A mugwump In the South
Is a r
'roin j
bullfrog in it Intermediate stage fro
tbe tadpole inward. It Is, In other
words, a noudescrlpt, a creature that
Is neither one thing nor the other."
"The second derivation seems to be
the mora plausible," said a third poll
tlclan. "I'm sure I'd like to know posi
tive which of the two I correct"
Philadelphia Record.
Meaauring Hide.
The ancient tanner paid an eipett
high wages to guess at the contmts of
hi hides when sold by measure. To
day an unskilled workman hands the
Irregular ahaped piece to a llltl ma
chine that look something Ilka a table
wttn a double top, which, quicker tluiii
the mind of the expert could giiee It.
reckons with exaclnes the squme con
tents In both tbe metric and standard
systems.
It'e Coining to Title.
"Hpeaklng of winter," said u,o f00
lah mnii from Towaon, "I wltncasei) u
wonderful sight to-rlny."
"Wlwit It waul" naked the enay murk
from Wulbrook.
"AnlliracltHl" shrieked the Towaon
man, as he ducked and culled for help,
lin.'tlniore New.
When a gnat caliynlty l);.fH;ig ,,
li'iw It lighten It lo talk sbjui It of,'
It I overt
Cvr I'cttntrh Phrases.
Why .1.. we always talk of putting m
a coat ami t(T Who puts on coat
before a vest? We also ay putting on
shot and stockings. Who pnt '
shoes More the stocklngsT We also
put up slgna telling people wipe
their leet when we mean their lxt
and shoes. And a father tells a boy
he will warm his jacket when lie means
... i,la oantalmini.
w e are a u-
,) mwutrlo iu our phrases t times
The Hatorl Dlsteertenti.
Mis Van der Whoop Yes, Miss
Binna, I am the youngest member 01
the oldeet tamlllet In hwm V.rk.
1 Miss Minna (envious)-! don , t doubt
. ..
that It lathe oldest lamliy
i the youiignat member.
if you're
Time to l.eeve.
i in Mil si ail d to bla wife)
iiuaoanu
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You Can (1st Allen's l"oot-t:aa I Bi ll.
.. .... .1... a .11.. . ... 1 1. u... n v . lr a
1 1. ,.i Allan Ii It fit"
....ii. hi anllan aifcina I'e' H wakaa;
ntrni, Mifjtowtni h aii 1 ". . .. - t".'V, ,,1,1.
gists s
lb VuaU In Franc.
In France the quail I called the
bird ol prophecy, this from o Idea
that the number of hi call twice with
out resting the farmer expects but
Irancs per bushel (or hi grain ; If the
bird call four time lie ct to re
lle twice the price which two call In
sure. roreouithsn.t colds there I no betut
medicine than 1'iso'a Cur fur Coiuump
tioo. l'rloa a tu u.
Sorry M Spoke,
Hutnd Iki you know that every
lime a woman get angry she add a
new wrinkle to her facvf
WKe-.to. 1 did not; but If It Is so
I preaume It I a wis provision ol
nature to let the world know what sort
it a husband a woman ha.
L0WFST RATFS
To Chicago, imhuqiie and the
Kast; to IV Molne, Kansas City aud
the Hontheast, via Chicago Ureal Weal
srn railway. Klectrlc lighted trains,
I'neqnalled service. Write to J. V.
Klmer, (1. I'. A., Chliago, for informa
tion. Protsit ton ol Australian fllrds.
Australia ha art ornithologist' un
ion which la working hard to secure the
passage of law lo protect certain birds
hu h are in danger uf extermination. !
It 1 suggested that curtain Islands :
should be reserved cUliy lor the
nutmeg pigeon.
Mnlhart Hill R,i,1 Mr. Wln.li.w . S...I t.lni
ayMii iha ta.t rvma.tr lu Has lur thatr thlMrSM
the Icalbtus asaaMU.
iiKAriK c?ot aa cckbo
v W.I atiftirall.ias. as tri'V cannot raarh th
d.ara-a-1 -.rtl"it l la ? . tiaia nun f ! t
ear tocira l-iiia... sn.l iliac la by ua(Ui- ;
tiunal iiia.ti. lvalues is i. lr an la- i
Saluv-t rolldHlt'U ol Ilia RUi.-oua I rl lha !
Ku.tai-hian Tula. Whan 11. a lut In.
tWlii-.! ) u hsa a ruiutillua KQri-l im Itupa
fa. t h--ar I uf, atl'l wliru II rntliaif rla4
riValtirta la Ida iwuli, siij uiii. tl'a litSaa.ma,
lion rati l takrn .nit au-l llii. ttilw ra.1 -rati In
II. araiai i-iiiwlitiwli, liaarli.s will b(t-.ir.,fa,! .
Iira t , nine i-t- out ft ua ar t ausa-1 bt
falarrh. wlilrh U rmlhlKir but ait IbtlaoiaA
Coli'.lltinl IliS fti'ifn .-irla r. ,
.llia ii' lliiii-li.-l l'.jiirs lit anf
eaaa r.l pramaHio-aoSril i,y (alarrrt) lliat can ;
ni'i la. rurrd by llau . I. aiarrn tura aaud las '
lireiilars, liaa i
r. i ciiKsir a co.. Tid,o ;
. j Id by Orutsi.ta. l ;
Ua.l's raaiur ruia ara taa ftaai.
At the Liars' Club.
"llvo you got th plans for your
new liiiiise rouipletesl yet?" some one
asked htm.
"Not quite." h repliid. "There Is
a difference of opinion tetweeO my
wife and me a to Ilia Interior arrng
ment Hit say the pantry Is loo
targe and that ther are too many
clotmU."
Without another word the mndal for
the biggest lie ol the evening wa
awarded to him Chicago Tribune.
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SECURITY,
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Must Bear Signature of
FacSlaalla Wrapper tMn.
Terr eauUI mm aa eaaw
e take a saga.
rOtNEiOACHE.
ran duuinms.
FOB IIUOUtNCtt.
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FOR SALLOW SKIN.
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pfc't.alD.aUrs. Hsll.tfc p,,, na-p.,. ,4
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The ftoinia,:l ha the largest ci
a parity, Ik fanti-st
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rimTm,i., M"OHCU, ICWIS
Moth
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"My mother was troubled with
consumption for many years, ai
last she wa given up to die. Then
he tried Ayer's Cherry I'ecloral
and Wit epeedlty cured. ' 1
U. P. Jolly, Avoca, N. Y,
No matter how hard
your cough or how long
you have had it, Ayer's
Cherry Pectoral Is the
best thing; you can take.
It's too risky to wait
until you have consump
tlon. If you are coughing
today, cet a bottfe of
Cherry Pectoral at once.
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fVncatl fwitr ibMiinr, It h mti us 11
titan da M ' aM, h toll faa. aaj
LMII II WllH mw,
III, him Wa ,a lllina
J. 11. iVUHIO. I.a.li
Complying With the Hula.
"Iloro," aald Hie dK rkr In th
lobby of th playhouse, "what are you
going to do with that baby carriage?"
"lake ut In Hi' theater," reepomlwl
Mr. Murphr; "ut are on th' program
I hut 'hahlea are not admitted la
ar'rum.' "Chicago Dally Ne.s.
TITQ rsmianatilir taran Sru Slsnf aawtwasaai
f I Id anr Sr.l .! u..Jt) S.mi.'.., ,
baal,tr, MaMM V raw. a lalhIUa (, ,ajtaa,
til. H. U Kllaa, U4 - Ml - .. in.lladalat.ta, ra.
His Partkalar t in.
" 1 hat now man ol yours," eaid II
proprietor of thn Store to th depart
ment manager, "seems to Us a mighty
hard worker."
"Ye."rplied the latter; "Uil I
hi specialty."
"What working?"
".No warning to."
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