The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, September 04, 1903, Image 4

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    General Debility
Day In and out there l that feeling of
Weakness that make a burden of itself.
Food does not strengthen.
Bleep does not refresh.
It la hard to do, bard to bear, what
Should be easy, vitality It on the ebb, aud
tbc whole ay tem suffers.
For thia condition lak
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It vltallr.es the blood, gives vigor and tons
to all the orcana and functions, and la
positively unequalled for all run-down or
debilitated comlitiona.
Hosu'a I'ill cur.'cnttpation. u crou."
GOOD
:i Short Glories
It Was All Right.
lighted
jour fat hoi?
"Yoa don't have to, George," re
plied the sweet young thing, who had
joit accepted him. "He told me today
that if yoa didn't apeak to ma tonight
he'd speak to yoa tomorrow
It Is Muted that the Do wag-er Em
presa of Russia once saw on her hus
band'a table a document regarding a
political prisoner. On the margin
Alexander III. had written: "Pardon
Impossible; to he sent to Siberia."
The Cxarina took up the pen, and,
striking out the semicolon after "lm-
"And now. my dear, said the de- PJle." Pt It before the word Then
jhted youth, "when may I speak to 'the Indorsement read: Pardon; luipos
f.kt Bible to he sent to Siberia." The Csar
let it staud.
According to
Those educated Sandwiches.
College Idiot (in the lunch room)
There's one good thing I can say about
these sandwiches.
Kind Friend- What's that?
College Idiot That they're college
bred. Columbia Jester.
Aakcd and Aaawered.
Irate Father Ah! how is it
yoa kissing my daughter, air?
me, sir; how is it?
Young Man fine, sir; fine.
I catch
Answer
Machinery OB the Farm.
Ad investment that returns 10 per
cent of the amount put in will satisfy
most financiers, but the farmer some
times hesitates about tbe purchase of
machinery that will make a teturn of
25 per cent of its cost. Machinery
that is not needed is expensive at any
price, but very few farmers buy more
than can be used to advantage
DEAFNESS CA!(.10T SI CtTKES
y total application as they r-annot reach the
afseued portion of th ear. Tbare isouiyooa
way toeuredeernew. and tbei ) by constitu
tional remeriiet. lcaftiea la caused by an In
flamed condition of the mucous Its isoflh
Buslerbian Tube. When tbia tube eta In
flamed yoa have a rumbling; wand , imper
fect hearing, and bcn it is entirely cloeed
Seaincss if the result, and utiles? the inflamma
tion can be taken out and this tube minted to
Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
forever; nine canes out ot KB are caused by
eatarrb. which is nothing but an luttamea
oondition ol tbe mucous surfaces.
We mil give One Hundred Dollar for any
esaeol Kearneasicsused by catarrh) that can
ot be cured by Hail's catarrh Curs. Send for
similars, free.
T. J. CHKSKV CO., Toledo, O.
old by Druggists. 7ac
Ball's family PUle an the beat.
an exchange, a Mis
souri woman sat up until 1 o clock
the other night, waiting foe her bus
baud to come borne. Then she gave It
up and went upstairs, only to find him
In bed and fast asloep. "His decep
tion," as she called it, made her so
mad tbat she didn't speak to him for
three days. Her auger can be under
stood, whin one considers the disap
polutment she must have suffered
being deprived of the pleasure of de
livering the choice Mrs. Caudle lecture
wilu which she had doubtless Intend
ed to greet her wayward husband.
A North Missouri editor received
note the other day telling him that
one of his subscribers was dead, and
asking that his paper be discontinued.
A few days later the editor met the
"deceased" subscriber on tbe street.
and told him about tbe note. "I wrote
that note mvself." returned the sub
scriber. "What for?" asked the edl
tor. "Well, I wanted to tfv yer pa
per," said the subscriber, csudidly,
"an1 knowing' bow bad you need the
money I didn't have the heart to come
right out an' do it So I Jes" wrote
you the note about beln' dead."
The late J. H. Sborthouse was af
flicted with a terrible stammer.
which he used to say wss a blessing
: In disguise, having led blm to use
', tbe pen as his great Instrument of ex
pression. There were times, how
ever, when tbe stammer almost ceased.
and be could talk on uninterruptedly
One very striking and touching habit
grew out of the stammer. At "family
prayers" he and his wife read all the
praters together, because, If so attack
of stammering came on, her gentle
j voice would cany on the thread till he
DIAZ AND HIS ARMY.
..-uvr. .-.-a. t . V. I. . . tVi lj
r. rn.i.j . ;r k. Prevented aU nervousness on bis part.
have a portrait of bis majesty must boy I At a cer,aln Loon church the col
on. In France every peasant and ar- leetlou used to be made in nicely em-
tisan is compelled to look npon that of broltlered bags, but, so many old but
the president each time he votes at an tona and siale pieces of chocolate be-
election or marries a wife or registers a lD8 put In, It was decided to try
birth in the mairie. The first act of ,"P'a tea" Instead. The first Sunday
tbe usual number of coppers and
three-penny pieces were put In, but
among them a bright yellow shining
piece was observable. On Monday
morning there were more callers than
usual at the vestry, some of them
with the same application. After a
short Interval another came with the
same, "Oh, I am so sorry, but I put
a sovereign into the plate yesterday
by mistake. Could I hare It, as I real
ly cannot afford It?" "What?" said
the vicar; "you are the fifth that has
been to see me this morning with the
same application, but the church
warden has Just told me that tbe sup
posed sovereign is only a gilded shilling:"
the minister of the interior after the
lection of a new president is to re
quest him to have his portrait taken,
that it may be reproduced and ex
hibited in the 40,000 communes of
France and Algeria.
Senator Kearna a Hercules.
Senator Kearns of Idaho is the
strongest man in tbe United States sen
ate and can easily floor any of bis col
leagues with a single blow from Lis pon
derous fist. In tbe early days of Ida
ho, when nearly everyone carried a pis
tol, the future senator refused to arm
himelf, and although he frequently was
involved in altercations was never
known to come out second best. A
single blow from his good right hand
was sufficient to send his adversary to
grass.
Claim Loubet la Irish.
President Loabet's visit to London
recalls the Irish people's claim to re
gard him as one of themselves. Lou
bet, they hold, is merely a Gallicized
form of Lou bet, a name which is quite
common in the south of Ireland, and
that the president's ancestors bailed
frcm Ireland thry eutretain not the
slightest doubt.
Our Queer Town Names.
Yoa have aucb queer names for
yonr towna over heab," said a titled
Englishman. "Weehawken, Hoboken,
Fougbkeepsie, and ever so many oth
ers, aou i yoa know: ' I suppose
they ao sound queer to nglieb ears,"
aid the American, thoughtfully "Do
yoa live in London all the time?'
"Oh, no," said the unsuspicious Brit
ain. "I spend part of my time at
Chipping Norton, and then I've a place
at Pokeetogg-on-the-Iiike." Boston
Christian Record.
Discovery In Harmony.
Mamma G'a'lys, you were rude and
Indifferent to several people last night
Gladys Yes, mamma; I've decided
tbat it isn't worth while to have man
nera if your clothes don't fit. Detroit
tree .Press.
Poetic Progress.
Ed m and Vance Cook is developing
into one of the most skilled poets of the
land. lie has just succeeded in rhym
ing "captains of effrontery" with
"father of his country." Denver
Evening Post.
Warm Weather Diversion.
Percy How does your ice cream
club workf
Pauline Oh. I treat Ethel and aha
treats Edith, and Edith treats Laura J il a !lel"HClte In the Swiss style bad
and Laura treats me then hecir. ; been or were now taken, tbe verdict
11 over again. Detroit Free Press.
WHAT GERMANY IS AFTER.
Ensliabmen Think Kaiser' Plan Is to
1-zcel in Be Strength.
The Idea prevails In the United
States that Germany's present activity
in increasing her naval strength bus
some relation to what are alleged by
some to lie her designs on South Amer
ica, fiut some Englishmen explain
Germany' action In a very different
way, representing that It her purjiose
to rival orurpass Great Britain In
sea power. Karl Blind, In the North
American Review, endeavors to ex-
piiiin "Why Germany Strengthens Her
Navy." Prof. Hlind points out that
Germany Is geographically wedged in
between two great military and naval
powers, which are now In close al
iiitnce, and that It might be necessary
for Germany In conceivable clrcutn
.tames to tight a uorensive war on
two fronts, east and west. In such a
use it might be of extreme Importance
to her to have command of the sea
upon her own shnres.
At the beginning or the last war
with Krance, when France dominated
the sea, Germany had to detach ItJO,-
J0 men for the defense of her coasta
and harbors; and the German army
and population would run enormous
risks, In reference to provisioning, If,
In any future war, the .North sea. Into
whose vast corner bay a mass of Im
ports converges, were not properly pro
tected by a strong naval force. Prof.
Blind negatives the Idea that the naval
aspirations of Germany are of recent.
or of royal or Imperial, origin. One
of the purposes that were closest to
tbe hearts of the liberals In 1848-49
was the restoration of the German
power on the sea. Prof. Blind says:
As to the feeling of the nation at
large, It may be taken for certain that,
The Rural of Mexico Would Wla Ad
slr.tlo mt World If Pwt to Teat.
Most Americans If aaked to tell the
strength of tbe Mexlcau army would
voice the general opinion that It c n
listed of a few thousand aud of the
Irregular, nondescript sort so common
in Ijtiin American state. Turu to
some year almanac, however, and one
finds tbat tbe peace strength Is 40,0001
that 80,000 men, trained regular sol
diers, most of them veterans, are avail
able at a fortnight's notice, and 100,000
would be ready In another two weeks.
The l ulled States Is supposed to have
no more than 50,000 men at com m and.
Tbe military strength of the army of
any nation Is not to be Judged by the
mere count of a few tbousauda one
way or the other, but by it condition
of "ntuos," as tbe English say, and
la this light the facts concerning Gen.
Porfirlo IMax's very capable military
support are wortb knowing.
Tbe Importance of this. In the light
of the attitude of the Mexlcau govern
ment to the Monroe doctrlue. Is not to
be loo highly estimated. AVer tbe
I'ntied States called upon some morn
ing to make the long-expected staud of
force lu defense of that doctrine the
strongest support which it would get
In North or South America would come
from the republic beyond the Rio
Grande, w hich has been taking stride
to tbe fore as a power In the last ten.
years. President IMas, In his message
to Congress six years ago, pleJgtd
himself snd ministry to the unquali
fied support of the policy that forbade
further territorial aggression by Old
World powers In western continents.
It Is a long look to the fore to behold
In Canada, British Honduras, Guiana,
Jamaica, etc., sovereign states, but
that so great a man as Porfirlo Dial
should look for this gives an ade
quate conception of his attitude In
case the Monroe doctrine wis tested.
Should It ever be, tbat hard riding,
straight shooting and fearless corps,
tbe ruralea of Mexico, would win the j
admiration of tbe world. How much
It behooves tbuse most Interested In
this country's welfare to take these
things Into account. Denver Republi
can.
L ZTSZ:rrZZZZZ er,ntfrl AVARICIOUS AND FILTHY.
i it a TTvf nrTTTintfi' inn Li vv
I n I AffH IHM Irl I Y I nr lIIJ in.lsJ' . n..e.ot.ri.tie r th
Ui iwuwiw " - Ab.lui.llfc
I'hs rHut inurder ncr His 't'f'
.i,- niu mi of M, uuiioia or
K7t!-UU r.AA NLif f-Tnrl I Jn Of a. mi., a r'reucb correspondent accom
vvaa ivAiDtiauit v-uwiw -r -- M).Mlllll .nmion. .
Walk-r'e-ru-na Lured.
Many Persons Have Ca
tarrh and Don't
Know It.
Mr. James M. Powell,
(133 Troost street, Kansit-
City, Mo,, vice grand of I.
0. O. K of Cherryville,
Kan., writes:
'About four years ago
suffered with a severe ca
tarrh of the bladder, w hich
caused continued Irritation
and pain. I was miserable
and could not stand up or
walk for any length of
time without extreme
wearincst and pain. I be
gan taking I'eruna and it
great I v relieved me, and In
eleven weeks I wai com
pletely cured and felt like
a new man. James m.
Powell.
I tkW ' " -N a -SM J
t '.'.... -'..--... . VW.! .. v I .M
J
ilk
Justice In Old Kentucky.
The attorney for the prosecution:
"Did you hear tbe prisoner declare
he would kill the deceased?"
The witness: "Your honor, must I
answer questions that would Imperil
my persoual safety'"
The Judge: "You must answer the
present question."
The witness: "Your honor, I throw
myself ou the court I am a married
man and have a family depending on
me. If I answer the question in the
affirmative I'm as good as dead."
The Judge: "What would you have
the court do?"
The witness: "I ask the court's pro
tection. I want every man lu the court
room disarmed."
The Judge: 'Bailiff, disarm the per
ilous in this auditorium. Here, take
my gun first."
The witness: "I want a gatllng gun
tutioned In the courtyard, and a com
pany of mounted sluirpshooters about
he court bouse door."
The Judge: "HailifT. attend to the
details mentioned by the witness, aud
t once."
The witness: "Thank you, Judge.
And now Just one other thing. Let
me breathe my answer into your hon
orable ear."
The Judge. "Very well, witness.
Ktep up and let's luive It." The wit
ness steps up and whispers to the
judge. The latter nod. The witness
whispers again. This time the Judge
shakes his ln-sid.
The wltuetis: "Thank you, your hon
or.
The Judge: "Resume your seat. The
court is salisftitl. Let the trial pro
ceed." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Hundreds of Dollars Spent
in Vain.
Mr. Cyrus llerehman,
Sheridan, 2nd., writes:
'Two years ago I was a
sick man. Catarrh had
settled in the pelvic organs. I
making life a bunion and giving
little hope of recovery. I "pent liun
dieis of dollars in medicine which did
me no good. I was persuaded by a
friend to try Peruua. I took it two
weeks w ithout much improvement, hut
I kept on with it and soou began to get
well and strong vetr fast. Within two
months I was cure.!, and have Iwii
well ever since. I am a strung advo
cate of Peruua." C. Hershman.
Pernna cures catarrh of the kidneys,
liver and other pelvic organs, simply
because it cures catairh whirever lo
rVWIV
- Mmmr
JAMES M. FOWELL
me I fated. No other systematic catarrh
j remedy has as yet ton devised. In
sist upon having Pi-nina. There are
no medicines that rail lie substituted.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results ftoiii the use of 1'etu
na, write at onte to lr. llitrtumn, giv
ing a full sUleiuiMit of your case and
he will lie pleased lo give you his val
uable advice gratis.
Addree Dr. Ilartman, President of
The Ilartman rauUanuui, Columbus,
Ohio.
'turned the eyes of the world toward
a ..a.-... t I...mI,U
ih.lrt'hr stlHii. nair pagan
by some of whose peopls tht u mder
!. committed. The McMillan expetll
turn Is to learn how much of the Ulu
Nil Is littVluable. so that, wit It w
'opeiilug of the Hrltlsh built canal
laround the Hocoiid Cataract of U Nile
... i.-.,,f in. rich aui'lculliiral ami
mineral products of central Abyssinia
mav be floated down lo the Mm'ii
ueau. A th bead of Ihe eP''itltl..n
la a Bt. UiUs inn it, aud his present
noaltluii la uot without stave danger,
i Washington, as well as I'nrls, Is Inter
rated.
Th dlsasliou defeat of liy
time ago at the ImtuL of King Meiiellk
l.aa uarue.1 t 'h llcuslll 11 llSllollS IllHt lite
Abyssinian la not to le trilled with
i Dwelling on a lu.wd table mnn some
i . ...... ... ii-..
1,000 feet above the lieu m-a, w hich nr.
to tbe east ward, ami poeliiga cmi
Irv as large a the Hlntes of New York
tnd California combined, the Abysalll
Ian ir i oat tintotrtl advantages over
iau Invading foe Normally a coward,
he van be amused to a high pHih
!fer.-ltv. and flalils Willi much th.
'same freuty us his Mahometan neigh
llHir on the cacot, the Soinnllinsii.
Illnloiiincv. therefore. Is often fat
more potent In vanquishing the Ab
slnlnu than giniowier. He Is u
premely vols (lie. Quick to anger, he Is
uuicker to forgive aud forget. Catch
Fit for That Only. ' No Trkk at Alt.
Si Slocum Josh Medders Is hack j "She thinks alio is capable cl presid.
from New York, an' b'goeh, he's got ing over a home of ber own."
m ney to burn. 1 "And she ran, too, under the right
Hi Kornlop Gosh! lew tell? j conditions. Why, atty girl can do It if
81 Slotum Yaas; he bought ,00i) she only has capable and well trained
worth o' stuff for f 1 50. . servants and a husband with i lenity of
. money. Presiding oter a home tbat
A Cheerful Outlook. J other people make isn't nearly so hard
Guest Here, waiter. Has my bill: as making one yourself." Chliago
been made out yet? j Post.
Waiter No, not yel. The proprie- -
toi cays that his ideas seem to come LOWFST RATFS
MKrt.iK ii. or Aini.'i,
very slowly today.
Mother, will fln.t Mm. Wn.l.,w s SootMm
syrup the Ut rvmc.ly i um (or their chlMren
in. leethttis easoa.
Movement of Trolley Cars.
The trolley car is not drawn or
poshed by the electric current at all,
but is lifted again and again by the at
traction of magnets for the armature
coils of the motor.
FITS-
Permanent!? Cnre4. wo fltaor nervotunea.
anr nn.1 day's 'nr kluiff suri-al .Nvrve
Kettorer. Srnd ror Fre. Wt trial twutt and irattM
Ir. H. U. Kllue, Lid . ll Arcb ., I'bllauvpbla, l a.
Youth's Romance Soon Ended.
Blllico They are really the most
devoted lovers I ever saw.
Cynicus Yes; it seems a shame
that they are going to get married and
spoil it all. Stray Stories.
would have been and would now be
In fuvor of proper naval preparations
agulnst the Increasing contingency of
risks, even though an additional bur
den of taxation bad to be borne.
Though thirty-two years have passed
since the last war with Prance, the
lesson of that time has not been lost
upon the German people. The readi
ness with which military and naval
budgets are always voted In the
French chamber of deputies, generally
with scarcely any discussion, and the
great and rapid Increase of the Hue-
rossf
Poor man! He can't helD it
He gets bilious. He needs a "la" 811,1 r'rum'n nts are for Ger-
fOOU llVei" Dill Aver'5 PilU !manT significant monitory signs.
h,r AirtU. .v i. "Along the North sea and the Rul-
ney nti uirecuy on me liver. ,t
cure Dinousness.
. C. slyer Co,,
Want your moustache or beard
a beautiful brown or rich black ? Use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
wen en, w psmwiimi tat a r. am c., ute aut. a.
P.H.V.
H J6-I00J.
I-IVHKW writlna; t Bt
IT swmMm Skis BHp
v.rtlsra plMs
awpar.
Ing population. Year by year the num
ber of men who come from the south
to enter the navy Is steadily Increas
ing. This Is true even for Alsace
Loraine, which now furnishes far more
volunteers for the navy than might
be expected, comparing its population
with that of Germany as a whole."
Every mother Imagines her baby's
toes look like rosebuds.
Real Thing.
"What game have yoo t!ay?"
aaked tbe half-starved Eastern man, a-
be registered at an Arizina hotel.
"Kven-op and poker, sir" replied
the proprietor, as he extended the glad
hand. Chicago News.
5alllc and Willi.
'"I notice, Willie, that berries are
becoming pretty plentiful upon the
market."
"Yes, Sal lie, and they will remain
more plentiful npon the market than
npon our table until the price gets
smaller and the boxes get larger."
Roller Monthly.
ToChuafo, liiihuque and the
Fast; to les Moines, Raima City and
j the tviutheast, via Chii-ago Great West-
eru railway. r.i trie itgnie-i trains,
I'ne.iualled service. Write lo J. P.
Klmer, 0. P. A., Chics?), for Informa
tion. Making Slow Progress.
The German Antarctic exdition in
the Gauss has reached the Cape of
Good Hope after nearly two year of
effort. Kvery previous well-fitted ex
pedition ha peneltatcd farther south
than it.
For brimrlita! Iroui'lcs trv IMsa'a Cure
for t'oiisiimi'tion. It is a good rough
medicine. At druggists, price il tents.
Terrtbl. Case.
"They say L'nderwood baflfed six
physit ians."
"Must have been a terrible case."
"It was. Although they took him
to court they could never collect a
cent."
Volcano.
There are about 3o0 volcanoes on this
earth that have performed in modern
times. There are n any hnudie-ls
more that have long been extinct.
hronic Sores
Eating Ulcers,
Not l"p to the Tart.
Except In times of war the soldier Is
piilarly supposed to lead an Idle life.
arring a bit of drill. Really he mut
be an actor In addition to his more
martini qualillcutious. How many
p-moiis could stand for hours and
hours Immovable, as the guards did
who watchfd (ju en Victoria's coflln?
The requisites of the "brave sojer
man" appear in a story of a drill
master who was putting a raw com
pany through the exercises of a funer
al Service.
ue , ouiu suira sic ugt caDcnouii, a rreat manv nm m, tt,; i
atl.arilrlntia rf all rtimiii als,,-!,.,.,!;.., .,1. i '
;rv,.: T- . rl-r,.:' nu"ore8. particularly if can
A Constant Drain
Upon the System.
Nothing is a source of so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, particu
larly when located upon the lower extremities where tbe circulation la weak
and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight
and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel
the strength going out with the sickeninr discharge. r.re;.t
i and deeo offensive ulcers often develnn frnm . .;i n. .
He had them drawn up , bruise or Dimple, and are a threatening Azr,. .1..,..,. ' .t.?. i,I
with thlr arm. rw.ul o,l .. .... ... -I ' i . -----. "-T", HCUUK, WlllIC Bll
said:
"Nov
I'll be tbe bearse."
to the side to see how bis men were
behaving, be stopped suddenly and
roared:
"Can't yoo men put on an expression
of regret V"
cer runs in your family. Pace sorea arc common and cause the greatest
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES.
80 he marched solemnly down the annoyance because thev are so rx-r
line at a slow pace. Turning, his eyes sistcnt and unsightly and detract so
much from one's personal appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated and
tainted with the germs and poison of
malaria or some previous sickness, are
the chief sufferers from chronic sorea
Modern Translation. and ulcers. While the blood remains in
A West Philadelphia Hundiiy school an unhealthy, polluted condition heal.
teacher has a class of a dozen small . ing is impossible, and the sore will
boys, ranging in their ages from 8 to continue to grow and spread in spite of
8 years. Not long ago the lesson was washes and salves or any superficial or
from the twenty-second chapter of j surface treatment, for the sore is but
Genesis, upon tbe temptation of Ahra-1 the outward sign of some constitu
ham to offer Isaac for a sacrifice. The j t'onal disorder, a bad condition of
teacher told them In as simple Ian-1 ttle blood and system which local
guage as possible the story of the go
ing Into the mountain and tbe prepara
tion for the sacrifice, and when all was
ready she explained that Abraham aaw
a kid caught In the bushes aud took
that and killed It
There was an awed silence for a
moment when she had finished and
when one little lad gasped, with eyes
wide with horror:
"A 'kid." What, a boy T Pbllndel
pbla Press.
O.ntl.m.o t About t.n ao a
mall or cam. on .acta of sot ankle.
Cw get Into the pl.es snd they b
oam. iars. .atln ulcer., and I uf
f.rd Intently for n.arlr t.n year.
I bad .pent mors than $600.00 try
ing to gat well whan I cbanood to
8. 8. B. adv.rtteed In af.inphta
paper. I began to tak. It and was
cured. Mr limb have never been
or or given m any pain at all
inc.. I bav. recommended 8. 8. 8.
to a arrest many p.opl., and am now
giving It to my oln.-y.ar-eld son for
fco.ame. Durln my loosT slokn I
we livlns near M.mphla, Tana., but
have alno removed to Kan City,
and am now raeldlng at Wo. 614
East BUtntn Btra.t.
"I"' B' HASBI8.
Xwnsas City, Mo.
him In the right uiol, end one may
baud blm to hi. will. This tnvrciirlsl
temperament crop, out lu a biiiidrvd
various ways. lu birth, marriage, and
SVen death, the Abys.ltilaii betrnys Ills
Bill nature.
A husband who can afford the ei
p 1 so I thua coutlntialiy sibling to hi.
household of wltes A e..;i 11. hi. fit
vorite begins to pnll on blm be d.-powa
ber for another. The nw wife ri!r
tbe bouse, dlctntea orders lo tlin other
wives, who. etrnuge a. II may ae-ui,
obey ber without om-ii reiiioiisirsuc
If any of th former favorite ever
cared for their lord they soon cea to
e Jealous of hi affection They know,
too, that tbe time will surely coiiio
when they will be turned out Into the
streets to look for another tnn.ter
Th custom of dlais nil ug whe. at
rsndom us practically dotrored the
Abysslnlau's Idea of monthly. Though
devout lu otuMTVIng the more form, of
('hrlstlaully, lu fnsllug m-nrly two
third of the year, yet hi. social life la
deeply delmaed. t'lmallty I. asld to I
practically unknown. The word frnler
nlly doe not belong to the language
Avarice ! one of the besetting .in.
Aby.slnla. and the anylug I. a common
one even siiiong hie own race. "If b
can't g't more, an Ah liilnn will e
hi soul for a farthing "
The faselnallon of Jewelry and la.(
la so Irresistible to tbe ustir wotneii
that they hesitate si nothing to gain
such coveted trinket. A man will ask
a stranger not only for money but th
clonk on his back or the shoe on hit
feet. When a child I born, nix)
stretches nut It tiny luiiwl, Its mother
boasts to her neighbors thnt i,
ready asking for a present. Dim cht
after coveting almost everything vnlu
able In hi province, and obtaining the
most Dial be wanted by command ,,,
aol.ure, died with these Horde crn hit
Hps;
"llury me near (he truck of the gtenl
caravan, so my spirit mil make the
titereluinls pity me toll."
The Abyssinian' pleamin. In gloat
ing over ins treasures i. aliuoat as In
tense as bis dealre lo possea llieiu. If
is fur this reason that be must see and
fondle a gift, on receiving one. When
a chief Is presented ,y bin aitlije.-t
with shei-p, goals,
sw liie or cow s, h
anliiiiils me always brought lulu hi
. ....... . . . .
roniHi iiiuu iioiim., ao iiint lie can put
ineir sides aim iiituuro thein. It unit
lers little how much the lHals mm
defile his abode. The Abi ssliilnn
tlcally has little love fur ch-niilltii-B..
And thus the subji cts of MiMtollk d,.
spue me aHiirillioilM or till. Illlihiilch
litlitaeir to learn mill Itiltndtice Into ,u
kliigdoni western Ideus mid cuhi
live III Inilesct-lbitiile sitntl(1r. In w
morning an Abyssinian will rub hl
eyes with a dry cloth, ntnl Mien hi ho I
ously "do up tils halt-." xv Iti. Ii i.
takes an Inordinate pride. It grows so
luxuriantly that be U able to lcr 0,i
wtKilietl pillow with perfect H.Tcliltv
Half-Sick
" I Nrat used Avar's Sarsaparilla
in (tit fall of lti4H. hlncsihen I
hava taken It evsry spring as a
blood purifying and nsrva.
irsngihrnlni medicine."
S. T. Jones, w'lchlis, Kani.
If you feci run down,
arc easily tired, If your
nerves arc weak and your
blood 1 thin, then begin
to take the good old stand
ard family medicine,
Aycr's Sarsaparilla.
It's a regular nerve
lifter, a perfect blood
builder.
tlilariM tl kimm l thl im4
wttt tw (MMBna4 .
l. u. A f Otx, bmil. Ham,
'Ki4 at Mr(- til.. Vmttm4, Orvfwaj,
fButt!k HlUMH I'tlllrr, ttirHatf
tiatt.t h..Ir tlii4 mifhitw .vs.iin
miiiH w rn u tutu in ftftHl 4 1
At.COUOI, OPIUM,
TOBACCO USINGj
witii n luusnuTiB atuoa
! EMistri in.. sWetaUsetV Orb
l.avtw. ktaia 1".
W. L. DOUGLAS
3.2S&'3SHOES
Y trow $3 ! 9 fti hf
ttuivn UTlt ''
Ida ftin M
1.1 ) l ho tut
llriirt k.A i.( V. (,
lhi"i( iiti.i lil ur
t)-;t prr y ltrrt
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Jrt tl iNi'ttt'I
tUftl htt(lHIMltr
I alt ' Ihtftj
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$t4 r ihr mm4t.
0-'' $4 ti n t4 t .rABH W ts evafw''" ? 9
hf mU, fes r.t. oitiA. lltw.riJ
ltJ ft. H. U IMII t, Iliac IM.
Teaching Them a ! .n.
"One of our cars ran over another
man last night," announced the super
intendent of the tramway.
"Well," replied the manager, "after
a while the people will learn that the
only safe pluce Is aboard the cur."
London Tit-lilts.
Proof of Waning; Affection.
"My husband has ceased to
me.
'How do you know?"
'I can't make him miserable
more." Kiniu t Bet.
love
any
Htrengtb of the Mormon Church.
The church of letter Uuy Saints
(Mormon), now In the seventieth year,
has some 4(K),000 adherents.
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
and tonic is what you need. Some
thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula
tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy.
a-f ? these old chronic sores through tbe blood. It goes to After untangling f,.- t lis sumi-Ih le
the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all soak the mop with melted butter .. .i
the imniintlc. anA tvniann. anA n,..t.,.ll.. k,.IM. .. . ... . ' oiinertllul
Ii. A , ' . , '. . "i' uniirc syaiem ana tnen combs t nlo rutitiiHilc hIuiiw. i,
Strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified ' W. love for n change Z Jl ' '
flnri tom varf.tn mirw.i a. .11 ... 1.1.1 ....
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unhealthy matter the healing process
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entirely gone.
S. 8. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar
anteed a nttrelv veiretalilj. r.mj a 1 1
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IWeiMrreiiroimM on the grass covered lloor
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j worst enemy, th.. Abyailnlnn witn l,,
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goes so fur as lo feed the I
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