The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, August 28, 1903, Image 4

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    A Bad Stomach
lee ens thr-vpoTolBes jidninr"tBe
happiness of life.. .
It's If weak stomach, a stomach thai
ran not properly perform ita (unctions.
Among ita symptoms are distress
after eating, nausea botween meals,
heartburn, belching, , vomiting, flatu
, lenr-y and nervona headache. '
Hood's Sarsaparilld
Cares a DM stoma h, Indigestion and
dyspepsia, and tfie cure is permanent
Accept no suoetiiuie.
In the caves of La Mouthe and Font
de Qamuie In France have been discov
ered some remarkable engravings and
rough paintings on the fuck, mad.; lu
prehistoric times, and representing an
Imala long since extinct Among these
the mammoth figures conspicuously.
There are also striking pictures of th
irmunr, buku is tuu" u w umv vuvc
been an Inhabitant of Western Eu
rope. Meterorologlcal Instruments of gigan
tic ilw have been designed by M.
Janasen for Uie summit of Mont Blanc,
and are to be read by telescope from
CliamonU. at the foot of tbe mountaiu.
The barometer Is to have a huge dial
with hands moved by a platinum float
a the mercury. The thermometer will
contain several quarts of alcohol, and
will have degree marks an Inch or
more apart The force and direction
of the wind will be estimated from
tl deflection of an iron ball, filled
with mercury and suspended from ,
poet.
Arizona engineers regard the Grand
Canyon of the Colorado as affording
ene of the greatest fields In existence
,S-""-""l -..ill I I
ffventiohl
for the development of electricity from ; Sang of woodsmen comes across a tree
water power. In addition to the tm- j especially adapted to toothpicks be br
menae power of the Colorado itself, ' drs It felled aud laid aside. The
large stores cf energy are available In j branches of tbe tree are tbea trimmed
tbe smaller streams that leap Into thej "1 ?y the trunk Itself Is transported
vast chasm. The plan by which the j to the mills. There tbe bark is skinned
power of the main stream will. It Is ' end the naked trunk Is run through a
bow thought eventually be utilized U.machlue which severs It Into veneers.
that of "picking up" the fall of the !
river by means of tunnels. At a point j
about seventy miles north of William
It la aaid that a fall of 5,000 feet cm
be found In a distance but little ex,
ceedlng a mile.
Tbe Department of Agriculture la al
present Investigating tbe curious be
ha v lor of certain plants growing o
the Western prairies wbich are knowu
as loco-weeds. "Loco" in Spanish sis-
nlnee crazy. Cattle and other animals 1
feeding npon loco-weeds suffer a de
rangement of the brain that prevents'
co-ordinating movements. Several
weeds belonging to the bean family are
Included In this poisonous category, j
It baa been asserted that a single;
oo-e or some or these weeds . will
cause insanity; but V. K. Chestnut, of
the Department of Agriculture, ex
presses the belief that several days of
feeding are required to produce a bad
effect
A cloud la white because Its cor
puscles of vapor are large enough to
reflect all rays, large and small. But
the upper air has Infinite numbers of
particles so minute that they throw
back only the smaller or blue waves
af light and not the larger red, yel
jow and green waves, and thus blue Is
tbe predominant but not exclusive,
color of tbe sky. This long-accepted
theory of Prof. Tyndall's la now ques
tioned by M. Spring, the Swiss pbya
., Iclst He has experimented with
luminous rays under many conditions,
getting all colors except blue, which
failed to appear, until, by tbe aid of
electricity, be secured a pure atmov
phere. This was clearly tinged with
blue, leading to the conclusion that the
blue of the sky la an essential quality
f tbe air, of chemical origin.
Poor ChlM.
"I bear Jack Kandor was here to ace
the baby." aaid Mr. Uoamley.
"Yes," his wife replied.
"I eupnoee tbe first thing be raid
was: Vile looks just like his father.' "
"No, the first thing be said was
'Good Heavens!'. Then be caid that."
The mirror 'never flatters; it tell9
DISAGREEABLE JIS
. truth, no matter how much it may hurt the
pride or how humiliating and disagreeable
the reflections. - A rex, rough skin is
beauty, and. blackheads, blotches and pimples -are
ruinous to the complexion, and no wonder auch
" desperate efforts are made to hide these blemishes, and
cover over the defects, and some never stop to consider
the danger in skin foods, face lotiqns, soaps, salves
' ., and powders, but apply them vigorously and often with
: out reeard to consequences, and man? comclexions
"'..are ruined bv the chemicals and DOisonS contained In the emitnetfra
- Skia.diseases are due to internal
... Diooa, ana 10 attempt, a cure dv exier-
nal treatment is an endless, hopeless
task. Some simple wash or ointment
' is often beneficial when the skin is
much inflamed or itches, but you cant
depend upon local remedies for perma
nent relief, or the blood is continually
throwing off impurities which irritate
and clog the .glands and pores of
the akin, and as long as the blood re
mains unhealthy, just so long will the
-' eruptions last. ' To effectually and per
- manently cure skin troubles the blood
"''must be purified and the system
thoroughly cleansed and built up, and
4 8. S. S., the well known blood purifier
and tonic, is acknowledged superior to
all other remedies for this purpose. It
a- is the -only guaranteed strictly vegeta
ble blood remedy. It never deranges
, the system or impairs the digestion
like Potash and Arsenic and drugs of this character, but aids in the digestion
and assimilation of food and improves the appetite. Being a blood purifier
If you have any akin trouble send for our free book, "The Skin and Itl
PiMMCeV'' Vo charge for medical advice. Write us about your case.
ZESSmFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GArn
CUTf-UT OF TOOTHPICKS.
UUlluu.. Mufasmrsl-tr neirmf,t
and Mors In ported.
There Is one article of manufacture
that la usett so extensively In the Unl-
ted States that no one has an idea of
the annual quantity consumed, namely,
wooden toothpicks. According to
expert, the number ta limply Incalcul
able. Milllous upon millions of the tiny
wooden all vera are turned out every
year from American ractoriea atone,
and on top of this tremendous output
come Importations from Portugal and
Japan and other courRrlea nearly as
large aa the domestic product,
Most of the American toothpicks, ac
cording to the New York Times,, come
from Franklin County, lu Maine, near
the forest home of the white birch, out
of which 95 per cent of the domestic
toothpicks are made. This wood la sort
aud pliable and of admirable resistance
for the purpose for which It is used.
Whole mll!s -to Maine are devoted to
supplying the country with toothpicks,
and in the ludustry Is to be fouud some
of the Quest aud most Intricate of ma
chlucry. So tremendous Is the output
of these machines that In a brief 'sea
sou, during the spring, euougb tooth
picks can be made to supply the uiar-
, ,. , - th .... . i , . .. ,.-
j .'- wi luv mine lUUUll 4M lur jHI
to come.
A further Idea of the capacity of the
machines may be bad from the fact that
only 100 men are necessary to operate
and run all the mills In Franklin Coun
ty. Otber miils of this klud are eeat-
tered throughout Pennsylvania and
j Massachusetts and western New York,
but the real home of the toothpick la
j Maine.
j White birch Is not the only wood used
t for the domestic toothpick; maple and
: poplar are employed as well, but birch
j bas the property of retaining Ita forest
odor and sweetness.
Tbe felling of toothpick trees Is only
Incidental to tbe regular lumber work
of the Maine foresters. No especial
men are sent out to hunt up sultabie
trees. But whenever the foreman of a
' eneera" Is the technical expression
for thin strips of wood no thicker than
a piece of blottlug paper and ne wid r
than the lergta of a toothpick. Once
tbe trunk bas been cut Into these sheets
of wood, only one process remains to
turn out the toothpicks fit for packing
and shipping to market Tbe veneers
are fed Into a second machine supplitd
with sharp, rotary knives that whirl at
1 tremendous high speed, snipping the
VT lDt ,b rte uf
hundreds of tbousauds an bonr.
It is only the so-called "fancy" tooth
pick that Is not made lu this country.
In Portugal, from where most of the
orange wood picks are Imported, the
sticks are sharpened by young girls
who, In return for turning out "picks"
: sharp ss needles and smooth as Ivory,
j ire paid 3 cent! a day.
The Japanese toothpicks are made of
I fine reeds, and are distinct from tboSv-
sent to this country by the Portuguese
manufacturers. A Japanese toothpick
Is delicate and thin as tissue paper, and
nevertheless strong and pliable. Th
Japanese looinptea-maker earns even
less than his Portuguese fellow crafts
man, bis remuneration being a fraction
more than 2 cents a day. In abort, a
thousand toothpicks may be bought In
Japan for as much as it costs to pack
and box 5,000 of American make.
Children's Favorite Dead.
Miss Elizabeth W. Martin, whoee
stories lor children were widely known
is dead, the was a cousin of Samuel
L. Cemeni and Col. Henry Hatter-
son.
Well Described,
is a trust?"
"What
teacher.
asked tbe
"A trust," replied tbe newspaper
mart's boy, "is a subject for an edi
tonal when there is nrthine else to be
aiscutseu. uuicago rost.
Antwerp Strongly Fortified.
Few people are aware of the enor
mous military strength of Antwerp,
Since 1860 i6,000,000 has been spent
on lortincations.
fatal to
causes, to humors and poisons in the
Oartersvtlls. 0.. B. H. No. S.
I suffered for a number of yeara
With a sevure Nettle-rash.
About twslve years ago t started
nslnr 8. 8 B., end after taking- three
bottles I felt myeelf cared and have
since taken a bottle occasionally,
and bad little or no trouble alone
that line. My general health bas
been better since. I recommend
B. 8.8. as a good blood medicine and
au roiuut tonic, xours truly,
Mrs. M. I. PXTI1BP,
Boms two years ago I suffereo!
great deal, caused on account of b
blood. Bmall rath er pimples broke
out over my oooy ana kept (ettini
worse day by day far over a year,
Seeing 8. 8. 8. advertised In the Da-
pore and having keard alee it bad
cured aeverai people la this city,
concluded to glre it a fair trial.
Alter using the medicine for some
time, taking in all six bottles, I was
EDWAHD O. LONO.'
1030 Clay Street, Faducak, K.
me- v.v....a vi
and totftC combined, tbe humors and poi
sons arf counteracted and the Jjlood made
rich and'" pure, -and at the s.-ne time tbe
general health and System i&Jpapidly built
up and good health is'estlished, and
this, after all, is the secret of a smooth,
soft skin and beautiful complexion.
torieU
to certain weekly wakes ti Its de
Ihguent subscribers lu this lively fasti
.on: "It U said that a mail who
i)uoetea a dollar never squeezes hta
a-He. A glance nt our subscription
'MHik leads us to believe that uiniiy
women In this section are not having
heir ribs cracked. Come In and settle
uul show that all's right at home,
Not long ago a certain door company
vcelved an order for a carload of
lours from au embryo Texas town,
.he order was- tilled nnd the doors
eady for shipment, when ATelegram
vas received canceling the order, and
mnouiicing that a letter of explanation
-vouUI folllow. The letter arrived, and
vas found to be brief and much to the
Kilut. It read: "Cancel order for car
oml of doors. The towu has auddeuly
one prohibition, and so many doors
xiuld uot 1 used lu twenty years.'
Recently an American traveling In
itussla. who had neglected to provide
himself with a passport, when he ar
rived at the borders of the Czar's do
mains, was held up by an official with
a demand for his passport. Kor an lu
stunt the American was stumped, but.
so the story goea, he quickly rose to
he emergency. ll-ng Into his Inside
pocket, he pulled out his life Insurance
policy and handed It to the Husalau
lhe latter gravely looked the paper
over, carefully somtlnlzlng the luipos-
ng -looking seal and the array of slg
natures. Then, with a satisfied air, be
handed back the paper, aud the Amer
ican passed en.
The first Lord Auipthill once called
upon Bismarck, 'and. while be waited
lu au ante-room iK'fore being received
by the IJerinan chancellor, out cauio
Count Harry Amlm. famtlnir himself
with his huodkervhief, and looking as
f he were about to choke. '"Well." he
said, "I cannot understand bow Bis
marck iiiu hear that smoking the
strongest Iluvanas lu a stuffy little
room. I had to beg him to open the
window." When the Engllshuiau eii
tered tbe apartment he found Bis
niank apparently gasping for breath
t the open window. "What strange
tastes some people have," the,cbancel
or said; "Arnim has Just been with
uie, and he was so overpowering!)- per
fumed that I could stand It no longer
and had to open the window."
A suburban Philadelphia banker tells
with great satisfactiou a story that 11
lustrates well the almost Incredible
prowess lu egg laying of hla belie.
aoine time ago, be snys. "an egg was
left for a nest ei;g In the place where
my hens lay. This nest egg, the other
day, batched, and I have now one lone
ly little chick, which several dozen
mothers care for. Here Is the expla
uauon oi tnts miracle: My betia are
such steady layers that one would no
sooner get off the nest egg. having
deposited a fresh egg beside It, than
another would slip on, and In her turn
lay. Thus by dozeus of different moth
ers the solitary egg was batched.
Though no one heu "sat' or V looked
on It, nevertheless It was kept always
warm, and in due tlaie there stepped
forth from It a lonely but vigorous
chick."
- -TWO KITTIE8."
Borne Queer Krrore Made by Chlldrea
In Tlllee ot llooke.
Tbe children who make ose of public
libraries usually know quite as well as
their elders what they want, althougb
they make occasional mlstakea In ask
ing for it.
A very natural confusion of a mod
ern with an earlier classic was In the
mind of that small boy, for Instance,
who recently demanded ."Golliwog's
Travels," and the librarian, who finally
Induced him to accept Gulliver's In
stead, was excusable for being niouien
tarlly puzzled.
Nor was the little girl Immediately
served and satisfied who requested
book by Hannah Sanderson, of which
she could uot remember the title. She
knew It was in the library, because
"Mamie Johnson had had It, and It
was lovely."
It was quite useless to inform her
that no such hook appeared In tbe oat a
lotrue; she merely thought the attend
ant very stupid, aud proceeded, by way
of enlightening her, to describe the
content. When ahe mentioned that
one story was about a frog princess.
the official mind was suddenly Ilium
Ined, and she received the fairy tales
of Hans Amieraen which as what
she wanted. '
An Incident which, as the narrator
truly aaya. would have delighted Dick
ens himself, occurred at tbe Jackson
Square branch of the New York Public
Library not long ago, when a little girl
needless to say a very little girl
artlessly inquired for "A Tale of Two
Kitties, by Charles Dickens." Khe was
not of an age for novels, nor for thrill
ing Incidents of the French Revolution;
the librarian saw her error, kindly ex
plained that O in "Cities" sounded like
H, and offered ber a book of pussy-cat
stories suitable to her years.
Hiu was iruite satlstlitt-ro-accept It.
It was not Dickens she wanted. It was
"kittles."
ENGLISH PLEASURE QAROEN8.
Magnificent Heritage Melnteleed Ad-
tolrably Kince tbe Tudor ferlad.
English gardens are distinguished
from those of continental ICurope, be
cause tbey bare bud a Contfouoiut ex
istence and history since the Tudor to
ri od. Italian gardens were at Ih -ir
belt late in the sixteenth century s'nd
early )n the seven:eulh century, says
-the. Architectural Itecoid; bgt.tlierc-
arter tney ueuliueil just -a u Ha I Ian
art declined. Durlifg-tl)e cikUiiejth
century lhe local aud cardinal print-:
maintained them; but they did not
build new ones; and durhig the nine
teenth century they have scarcely ha -n
kept In repair.
The French garden reached Its con-
sumnmfe, exprsslin In Versa lies- late
In the sevenieenin cew; ry. The crown
so completely overshadowed ITrcnt-h
life at that time and during the elf;li
teenib'ceutdrj that the ;ul gitrdwn
i ... ...-.- .: t
they
ItonrsTnratioutiT. Hut slue the ev
olution social and economic ecu III a
have not favored l; Vrntice the laying
out of new and 1a borate gardeus.
Such gardeus are a luxury, to be en
Joyed only by the very rich, and
French wealth tends to be distributed
rather than concentrated. Mireovr.
French people, while they love the
euliutry and delight In flowers, me
so social that the characteristic ex res
lions of thilr modern life are urban.
They have made Parla something both
of a garden an I a park, but linllvldin;
Fremhmen have not Indulged In iib-
orate formal guldens for their p.ns.iu
al pleasure.
In Knglnnd other rotidittons have
prevailed. Ever (.luce Tv.d r time there
have becu resident on the soil an ciht-
gitlc and efHclcut aristocracy mil
landed gentry who were to a greater
or less extent the real leadera of the
couutry. They have for the meat part
been prosperous aud progressive, liv
ing on Ih.lr eft.it ni.d ad.p.ing her
social habit to country life.
Conse-
c,ue.utly throughout the whole of the
time old gardeus bae been altered
and new cues built: new Ideas aad In
fluence haveUH-en e msiant y Vr.ep ng
In; aud at the sauie time the conserva
tive habits of Knulau,!, the coiilliiullf
of Its life and the comparative absence,
of revolutionary and military disturb
ance hare all contributed to the main
tenance almost uuluumlrtd of their
magnificent heritage of gardens. There
la no parallel lu Kngland to the partial
decay and ruin of tbe great Italian au 1
Kreuuh gardens. Kngllshineii either
maintain or Improve, or they d i t y.
It Is true that their Improvements are
more destructive tbau the uegllenic
of Italians, but It Is . af least (Tie evi
dence of a fresh and living Intercut.
HIS FIRST SUCCESS.
raeaoat forlr It I'elnter Telle cf aa
'Kcce Homo.1
The Brat success of au artist Is al
ways Interesting, (i. I'. A. Ilealy, the
portrait painter, tolls vi his In his
Remlulsceucca." A Miss Stuart, who
had taken some Interest In him, had .
lent him a print of Guldo ltetil's "Kive
Homo." He copied this ou a cauvas, '
and then colored It as beat he could,
without any help except as the atudy
of his own face afforded for the flesh
tints.
'' , ,'
was, says Mr. Healy. I
&ucb ai It
carried the picture to a gootl nature.!
bookseller, who consented to put It In
bis shop window. 1 own that I often
fouud ao excuse for passing along that
atreet, so as to give a rapid glance at.
my work. -, j
A Catholic priest from the couutry
happened to pasa that way, an. I
stopped to look at the picture. After
hesitating, he went lu aud asked
whether the picture was for sale. My
friend the bookseller must have had a
twinkle lu his eye as he answered that
doubtless the artist would consent to
part with his work for a consideration. ,
I am not rich," said the priest. "All 1
I could scrape together would be ten
dollars." I
"I will sneak to the artist and irlve
you au answer to-morrow." And ou
the morrow the priest carried i way the,
"Ecce Homo' and the "artist" pocket-
ed the teu dollars. I do not know
which was the happier of the two; but
I rather fancy It waa the boy painter,
Home thirty years later, as 1 stood
talking with some friends at the l,'ap-!
itol In Washington, I saw an old man
wearing a Itoman collar. On hearing
my name pronounced by one of my
friends, he came up to me and aaid:
Are you Mr. Healy,' the painter?" (
bowed, and he continued, with a smile:
"I .believe that I am the possessor of
one of your earliest works, If not the
earliest Do you remember an 'Keee
Homo' which you had placed In the
window of a Iloaton bookseller? A
country priest offered ten dollars for
It. I am the prleat, and. your picture
still bangs In my little church. 1 have
always felt that I had something to do
with your success In life."
I shook my first patron heartily by
the band, aud told him what Joy his
teu dollars bad given me.
A ROYAL ART STUDENT.
The Fatten of Morocco Became a Vera
Tractable I'npil.
Mulal-Abd-el-Aziz, Bultan of Moroc
co, wbo orteu In the lust year has
drawn tbe eyes of the world tu his
monarchy in northern Africa, has
learned that some things Kurop an are
better than some things Moorish, and
bas set out to acquire them. Aumui
other things, be learned that Kuio
peana paint, and he sent for an artist
to teach bis royal hand the art. The
artist was Arthur Schneider, who tel.'s
!.,. lrn i.i.. '
3 niaBiiiir uin cAui-rience
with bis lordly pupil.
At the first audience with the Hul-
tan be showed some of his sketches.
"Draw me a man," said tbe Hulliin.
Mr. Schneider drew a charcoal sketch
of an Amerlcau In llun. The Hultuti
took paper and pencil, which he hail
never used before, and made a fair
copy. The ortixt complinien ed blm.
So, no," be replied; "but by and by
God willing, I shall be able to do as
you do. Now I am only a beginner."
Itatber a modest spirit for a lord of
tbe earth.
Tbe next day the Hultan showed the
drawing of lhe Indlin besiuudged and
streaked. "Why bas thy friend uoiieV
"It was done In charcoal und should
have been fixed."
I be same charcoal we buru In the
fire-pot V
Very like It."
Woudrousl Canst make a llkenee
of one Handing by thee"
Yes, my lord." 80 Mr. Schneider
drew the Moorish doctor, sprayed th
drawing with "f!:.atlf" and passed II
to the throne, where, the royal Suuers
streaked It through but did not re
move the chareoul.
"Wonderful:"., said Mulal-.Ud e!-
Assla.
The Sultan soon learned to draw
fairly well. Home of hi druwlngs are
reproduced In the magazine with Mr.
Kchuelder'i article.
Thousands of Mew Fed.tral Jobs.
The last Congress created 11,3111
new offices and employments, at au
annual compensation of $7,97,0 111. As
the -Congress also abolished 1,813 of
flees, the net Increase Is O.-Vll, with an
aggregate of $0,08U,in8 In salaries and
wage.
are aomethlug more than rvt: I
al-a'stSratioin.I Idit since the
Ml
Another club w oman, Mrs. 14
Haule, of tdgtrton, Wis., tells
how she was cured or irreguiari
tjes and uterine trouble, terrible
pains and backache by Lydia li.
nukham' Vegetable Compound.
A while arr my health began to
fall because of female troubles. The
doctor did not helo me. 1 rcmrmlwrcd
Cut mv mother had uaed l.ydlit l
riiikbitiii'a Vegetable Compound
on many oorajiiona for irregularities
and uterine troubles, and I fell sure
that it conld not harm me at any raw
to give it a trial.
"I was certainly glad U Hud that
within a week 1 folt much better, the
terrible pains lu my back and sidei
were ici;iniiitiir w tew, iuh
time of menstruation I did not have
nearly as serious a time aa hereto
fore. 'no I rout lulled Ita one for two
months, and at the end of that time I
was liuo a new woman. I really have
never fell Vltcr In my life, have no
bad a kick headache since, aud weigh
SO poun.U more than 1 ever did, ao I
Hnhesltalin.rly recommend Vegetable
CutDDound." Mas. Mar lUtis, Kd-
gerton. Wis., President Household !
fcxmomlc.i flub. finooto'f II utymvti
aeeie Wter "ttf gmn44 esl f j
Women should remember tlier
1.4 uno trlMl nnd true) remedy for
all female- ills. I.ydln I'.. I'lnk
liuni's Veiretulile Compound. !te
fuse to buy any other tuvdlclnc
you need the best.
Bird's Neat in Letter Boa.
At the vll a ,e of Weald, near Ft.
Neott, Kngland, the public letter boa
contains a bird's nest Kith four egg,
lhe poitman whose duty it is to take
away the letters timn alter time found
pieces of moss in the bo aud threw
,,,.,, , ... ,,., ...... In(lk
,,,, , ,w)(h , 1 m.t
ni.ri,, , .. Th Mt is opened
lr . ,, bu. .... on
qit um-on.erned.
A Wonderful Actor.
Wink Ts!k a'xnit stage realism!
Yon should see ftrident in "Love and
Wos."
J.nks He can't hold a candle to my
friend, Mouther. Why, sir, he played
the heavy villain In "Woman's
Wrongs" to realistically that hla wile
sued for a divorce the neat week." N.
V. Weekly.
PLVi Cure I. a it'std coorh medicine.
It has ciiri-d l-uiii.-hi slid roi
yean. At drunai.M, .'.' i-eiiti.
lor forty
Nat to He Thought Of,
Housewi'e (to tramp) If you saw
that wood I will give you 10 cents.
Tramp- My dear woman. I would te
happy to favor yoo, but you are If 1 did
j (hat Job for 10 cents I would lie prose
rntud under the nw anti-trust law for
chsrglng you les than t charge, your
naighboil Ikiston Cotnu:ercU! liulle-
tin.
One Woman's View.
"I suppose yon turned me d jwn be
cause ot my poverty," said the impe
ruinous youth who had Jnt leen
handed the frosty mill; "hut you
bould reaiemlxir that it is p weib a to
have plenty of moi.ey and ttili lie un
hapjiy." ' " ' i
f'iriie," reijnd she of the refriger
ator main, "hdl I would rather lie un
happy wiih m:ney than without it."
Chicago News.
Au.trie Never a Colonlxrr.
Autiia is the only empire In the
eorld which has i.ever had colonies ti
even trann-inarine posMssluns In any
quarter o the globe.
Drains I srgs Area.
That low lying territory of lhe Mia
ll,)i hiiald at tunes be overflowed
is not surp iinz If one rnnsnlers (hit :
the "railn r o Wslers" draws supplies
from twenty-eight states, draining one
tliiid of the area of the United Htalosr
A Oomestlc Myitvry.
II bby ( walking the floor at 2 a. ni )
I'd just like to know why this bah)
persists lu staying awake everv nieht?
Wifiy Keally, I can't imagine,
I never have any trouble in keenine
1. 1 i. i .1 .. a .. r
nun ewese iu wa uaytiuio. new York
Weekly.
Loat Prrstlxe.
"They used to move in the beat clr
cls."
"Yes, but they've moved Into a lea
fashionable squsre." Milladalnhla
ulle"n
The Strenuous Vacation.
Catcrby What are Villi lliilnn In
I?1"1 1 t,,0",,t 7"" w"e living In
w.uniry, piayiug goii, ping-pong,
tether ball and going to dances.
rcieriin l am. Hut I have to
come to towri occasionally to gat tested.
Djtoiit Free Press.
The Country Editor.
A great British statesman lias de
rhred tint all reform movements be
Ifin in Lancashire and end In Ixmdon.
It may likewhe he ailirmed (hat the
policies of this nation are p Imarlly
shaped in the comparative Hxiliisioii
of the rural sanctum, the directors of
the Metropolitan pnss being for the
most part middlemen in ideas, as city
merchants am in commodities Svn
Orleans Times-Democrat.
Wants Huiband'a Status In View.
Mrs. John A. Iigan and the tml
dents of Iowa Circle, Washington,
where tl.8 statue of (Jen. Loiran ( t.
aUfd, are at fdds hei awe Mrs. Logan
bhs more ol the treos cnt down in
lie circle so lliat the view ol thr stat a
ill not tfe obstructed. "
"VHtHI Alt llUlXu"
I If
-at."' " ' '
'" E3 Baal P.'nu
a-yivire,
afatti
The Deet-en'1 Opinio
Va. suh." said lit old rolorxl
i,o I,.- 'Mat 1hv la to fond er trsdlu
datl va'ly belUei dat ! ht wi. lu
heaven en d J l him wmia hack let a
holiday he'd ll hi relurn ticket and
trust to I eld' blowed oa ny urM
canel" Atlanta CunstUutUm.
To Break la New hsi.
Always shake In Allnt't r.H.t kaw, a wlr.
,. . ' ..... ...n,iu si-iihia. lln Iwt
..,. 'ititfiiiutiiis iiaili and tiiMiloiis at
.ii ...a .h.- .! jiv lia't hi
nvaiilMlliiiie am.l inellJ fHMt Allrr
Aiioa a, uiuiKieo, 14 r r.-
.,
Cacnang at Compliments.
R,e And what did father tf whni
you aske-l him?
He .all he didn't a any
fbTil in the lainlly.
Hlin And ho really doesn't snow
yoit at all I
He Kt.-ept Cat 1 want to marry
you. lUmton rrannripl.
W.-lh.r. wilt nu.t lt, Wlml.iw'i fttMli
i.fd th lsi !". ty I" u lr lllr valhlieii
its irethiiig Mie.
Not Thing In Order.
"How prion! he Is now that tie owns
an antoniobie."
"Naluially. You know lhe old pro
verb." i
"What's that?"
"Tilde g-eth U.'ore a fall.' "
Philadelphia l.wlgar.
HOW 1 MIST
u
WseOerOae Oaadraei boiler, Mewtnl for ear
tea el i eiteiib that oeu ue4 b cured lf Weill
Ceurah .
r. J. I'llltNltTaro.. Pnne.jTeteo.O.
WnheuuJrtln..lTiioal' J at
IbtU- i Dmn eeileve hua fBiln-l 7
aie"rltv Iti eli I S-nre ireuMU-lh-ti, en.t SM
SMailv able l.te'ij ttulsuj ubtiieili'aaweJt
hi Iblr Srut.
" wara Ti's, t
WhoioNix i''iiiiieTiMo,
al.w4 kxsa liovia.
Wboiaueie 1't. Toledo. O,
Rell'sratarrht.'areeuiiei.iiiutallr.e-iiif
IJractif ea the
"' L ,.?"u ",'."r.,5
uie ...tern. I'rlre . t tmii.e
Svia hi eil
trues!. Tretiniweoe'ef"'
Metre reaillj riiUere lhe beet,
Pipe Cob Cork.
Some of the farnure In LafayeMu
county, .MWsuuii, ate oiaaing a re-1
laity of growing pipe cob corn. They
siy it yields them aa much of lhe grain
as any other klud aud the oube bring
them In revenue besides.
riYA l"af.eiMrnlirreta, NuSlaar
rild ert eraft)i-, swf lit atiu-ailrel mt
ltat,rfv,. sne a.,, r,aa a itii(MM
l,ei'.llea
rbtlaerlaliiaVre.
I II. II Klliia.l.ld UlAMtH,
linoagh te kill lilw.
lb to Charley Soy, loidy, If dat
''sg I lies me he die er?'
Iaily-I believe yon; I don't see
how he could recover. Daltimore
American.
iowfst"ratfs
To I'hiiafo, D'ituiqoe end the
K.Jit; to l"ee Moiurs, Kansas City and
the Hootheast, via Chicago Ureal West I.
era railway. Kits trie llbtr.1 train".
I nrqualUd sen ice. Write to J, I',
lilmer, U. I". A , Chhaf, lor informa
tion. A Dire Threat.
"Here's a letter from Mr. Hmtlh ear.
Inn he can't pay his hill this month "
"Just write bits a note and say If h
doesn't pay up within a month se'l
quit exuding him bills," Chlcag)
tnierii an.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
Genuine
Carter's
FJtUe Liver PUls.
...
Buet tear tlgnatur ot
ee Psc-MoUle Wraeper Beawe.
Very aantl e4 ee eeay
iroi hubacse.
CARTERS
roi Diumcts.
rot) Biuou.itit.
roi TCftrio liyi.
roi CONSTirATIOf .
roi iauow t ui.
fCI THEC0MPUXI0I
CURE SICK HCAOACHK.
Bilh
O !
tousr
Dizzy? Headache? Pain
back of your eyes? It's your
liver! Use Ayer's PiHs.
vcnny laxative; all vegetable.
Sold for 60 years. tZ&rSSz
Want your moustache or beard
beautiful brown or rich black t Use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
w
I i HIM
WITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS
THAT ACHE : -
WISE WOMEN
BROMO - SELTZER
TAKE
TRIAL BOTTH lO CENTS.
,1,4
7PRUS3IArj
t " " a
ITMK-f SOB I 1
$ II
"irrt m
Mill! M?l!fS ''' COWl five Mere saw
mil, rMMlg l elua Quicker H glvea this Peett ,
Peokaga, BOo and ti.oo. ;
rmn.t vum whvV-oood ron HTtiNrico calvich.
Iaa!anv Co.. at. Iani mi..
thorough brad awlnr
'ow. 1 alau tried It
.r.Zr.l fJfJ'V-.l
-T
1 alau triad It a.
.-iw
V1XA kBD (jo,
Gray Hair
"l hive used Ayer" HsirVlior
for ever thirty years, It has kept
my acslp frei from dindruff inrl
has prevented my hir from turn.
Ing (riy.''-Mri, F. A. Soul,,
Hilllnga, Mont. '
There Is this peculiar
thing about Aycr s Hair
Vigor It Is a hair food,
not a dye. Your hair docs
not suddenly turn black,
look dead and lifeless.
But gradually the old color
comes back,- all the rich,
dark color it used to have.
The hair stops falling, too.
lid I Mils. All fauk.
it ytmr HntrtUI mttmt eniiiiiy ,,,
ei4 nt eiie MU suii we will l,tMe
)nu In 'I lie. lie elite eml Rite I ha KaM
01 WI w-iieel .1IHM. iRl, e. Ail.lrH
J f. AVI.lt tl, u,u,n,M;
- International I'ood lithiblt.
I.nii.1011 will have m liilortiatlonal
I.hhI eahiblt at the (,'rjtlal falace) nei
epic hi iter. i
Uelerseno Mituhliio Co.
ai ci K.sona f inns risn c
I'M 11 Xart4.ee (.. WtleeJ. 0ra.
Heaka,, VilenaUe, tall I .f.
iiioi rniim. Iiu h..r,,,, ,J
Hurk( sawmill Me. hlii.ia.
11.. I . .11 ....I kll... w
leuli. kin
lM III
elite.
Liigiti M turn It, whs I til Weill vt
I)IIJ
tu u., timri ime.
P()RTLAfSli)CAI)l:MY
) AN l;MII.IM e CLASSICAL MMCOt
! " "a i-lUr
rtlii.etr ami i-ieHtieet gtwUt, lining
Parlea4 AreJawy 11.11 l,.t fill, lentr.
limlifwl iiuMib.-r, na' Miera thmn tvam,,
eti'l give. iJieiu ti-.e euNii.rt aintreia M e
i.iinv.1 nniite. ,r reiai.u, e,tlr t
IHirtlantl Academy, Cortland, Ore,
BAD
BREATH M TI
"' ' la.'M'e UW a
. iwi,.e u4 tsut i.is a.. ,
it
S4 IM
tf '.a m laarvi. a.
I ml
riaf we a ia. !. is tee taaMi,1
M tUl l HI.. M....I.
II aiuaauaa l t iaaau. (
I lataiaa.
a4,o.i.,., Wasfcaa tt I,,,
... CUffl CONSTIPATION, .
Saaw, laaw, taaaaw Swm 4
AI.OOMOU ortuM,
tobacco uaa
mnt m tutsmrtB 6f aioui
RnM kWraentSli.. rwf'awef, Oee
. I.totax. aV !.
naaaaweW
$25 Pr.tt m
t en te ..!. aiiesa
Al'SriN
Well Machine.
Met In ell .tm
el j iaa lr ull !' enf
Oe.M
CF.AI.I. A CO.
Oaa, Alia.
Dr. C. Gee Wo
WONDERFUL
HOMtt
TREATMENT
ii.1.
armiavrtsl t in.
I,.M fl,H i, 1. ,'ra
anal li
l.
wia ii ,1,1.4 t
rilh'ial ,wra
I""' lliat arev
l HM
III. I MIra Wl'B
in tea.
lll.MM, ..HMllllftll
ni-i ),ri, ,.. 1,11,1,.
'tu anil vpsi-laitlit
lhal era aiillrrlr m
eiMiiii a iiiMlli-nl MS
flu-a In li,,. i.Hiaoa
lltaa harmli-M r-,nr4a III . humMi. il'.-'1'
fellow, Oi. e.-ti"a i,f ov.r aai r-it r.e)
Mll.a, ahii h h .1,1, ravrnlltt lit il S-ti'
ii'-e.a. II.- euaranli'i-a II, , lira ella'ti, a. e
wta, hois. ilirM.i. tliiiitiao.iii, n'lvi'U"'":
.l..ina. li, H V aa, h'S'lt-ta, lr,; liiii.ilrwl. al
l.i,n, -mi a 1 natr-e n,., rala ' ell M
him. I'aii.nii i 11,. enr will. a
I tsuk. ai,r 1 1'l tnera Mrmt .laiuu ( O.Vavl.
TAIIu.N rilhk., IHUlhiM
the C. G Wo Chines Medicine Co.
Hi Alder Kl HnrUenJ, Oraee,
a'Mviiiieu isiiiar.
P. N. U.
M. '0A
WHKN wrltlnc to ail aertleen uleaee
Mteniliia 11,1a uaiar.
r
r
STOCK FOOD
raa)sMsj)a eeeaseaayy
eiaetanl lataiah. e.aa.ii Tu ni a.
II w
m
2
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The (lreet Ceatfltlonar aa at.w k 11. Housr A '
fcr.ll1.11 your raoeeuH aroca F00B o
-- e l"r r.uw.a Mri.va . ,
' irlitr, ana nissra in.
veiTce wna eAllarecanrv rcainia.
St. w. UaixlUN. Mlaia
Nrt).
rasalaae.
Wgea, Vaesl AasaM.