The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, July 17, 1903, Image 4

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    Eruptions
There is only one way to gvt rid of
pimples niul other eruption.
And it's simple and easy cnotiKh.
Cleanse the b!o wl, improve the diges
tion, stimulate the kidneys, liver and
kin, by the same means at the Bame
time.
The medicine to take is
Hood's Sarsaparilla
rhis tatement ia confirmed by the ex
erience of thousands whom tlite medi
cine has permanently cured.
Accept no substitute,.
A Lucky Fellow.
Young Million (sadly) My cousin
Georg is a mighty lucky fellow hand
somest chap in town.
Friend Handsome, yes; but he ll
ts poor as church mouse.
Young Million (eneiously) That's
the beauty of it. He has a new girl
very season, and not one of them
makes lust when he casts her off. N.
Y. Weekly.
Her Rum.
Mother You say your husband no
longer spends his evenings at the club?
Daughter I soon broke him of
that.
Mother How did you manage?
Danghtie Before going to bed put
two easy chairs close together by tlie
fire, and then held a match to a cigar
until the room got a faint odor ol
smoke. New York Weekly.
Piso s Cure ft a remedy for coughs, colds
and consumption Try 1U Price 25 cents,
t druggists.
Her Mild Suggestion.
"Charley, dear," said young Mrs.
Torkins, "will you join our progres
sive euchre club?"
"Certainly not. I have no time for
enchre."
"Well, I won't urge yon. But I
can't help thinking that if yon played
the horses as well as I play euchre
we'd have a lot of money now."
Washington Soir.
Feminine Way.
Husband Drat the luck! There
Isn't any gum on this stamp.
Wife Never mind. dear. Here's a
Tin. Chicago Daily News.
den. Longstreet In Hospital.
Gen. James Longstreet, the noted
Confederate cavalryman, is in Gal field
hospital, Washington for treatment for
severe attack of rheumatism.
Between Friends.
He Ob, I'm no fool.
She Perhaps not. But what an ex
cellent understudy you would make.
Artificial Teeth of Paper.
A set of artificial teeth made of com
pressed paper has been used constantly
tor thirteen years.
Uniforms Too Tight.
The tightfitting British uniform is
alleged to be the cause oi much heart
disease among soldiers.
Ventnor Most Favored Place.
Yentnor has by far the most hours of
real sunshine of any town in the Brit
ish isles.
Two Different Kinds.
"Does your typewriter need repairs?"
asked the meandering tinker as he en
tered the office.
"It would seem so," replied the
boss. "She just went across the street
to consult a dentist."
Base Flatterer.
She, I spent two weeks in that town
last summer and didn't see a single at
tractive thing there.
He That's queer. Haven't they
any mirrors in that village?
Feminine Charity.
He I wonder why Miss Overton is
so sensitive a boot her age?
She I can't imagine. She is cer
tainly old enough to have got over a lit
tle thing like that long ago. Chicago
Sews.
Polished Cynic.
Betty Mr. Cynique is too polished
for words, isn't he?
Peggy Oh, dear, yes. Everything
he says reflects on some one.
Shronic Sores
Eating Ulcers, IStftSS.
Nothing is a source of so much trouble aa an old sore or ulcer, particu
larly when located upon the lower extremities where the circulation is weak
and sluggish. A gangrenous eating ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight,
and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the
sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel
the strength going out with the sickening discharges. Great running sores
and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boil, swollen gland,
bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all
such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you
suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can
cer runs in your family. Face sores ore common and cause the greatest
annoyance because they are so per
sistent and unsightly and detract so
much from one's personal appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated and
tainted with the germs and poison of
malaria or some previous sickness, are
the chief sufferers from chronic sores
and ulcers. While the blood remains in
an unhealthy, polluted condition heal
ing is impossible, and the sore will
continue to grow and 6pread in spite of
washes and salves or any superficial or
surface treatment, for the sore is but
the outward sign of some constitu
tional disorder, a bad condition of
the blood and system which local
remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier
and tonic is what vou need. Some
thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula
tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to
the very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from the blood all
the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified
purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic sores
and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, external or internal,
write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. Book
on " The Blood and Its Diseases " free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., A JUNTA, CX
Stubbora.
A little girl was talking to her tab
bit.
"Five times Ave," the said. "Six
times six, seven times seven." Be
tween times she shook the rabbit vio
lently. "Dorothy," aaid her mother, "what
are you doing to your rabbit?"
"Well, papa says," replied the
child, "that rabbits multiply rapidly,
and Bunny won't do it."
Keeping In Practice.
The Washington's birthday masked
I all whs in full swing. The hour for
uumasking had arrived. "Wnere is
George Washington?" asked the Span
ish inquisitor of Louis Quinte.
" fbe last I saw of him," said Louis,
"he was in the buffet cutting down
the visible supply uf cherry bounce."
Half and Half.
Smart Aleck Once upon a time
there were three little children. Half
of them were boys an'
Dumb Delia why, Aleck I could
there bo one and a half girls?
Smart Aleck .There weren t. The
other half was boys, too. London Tit-
Bi a.
There Was a Difference.
Sockson Buskin How do you like
my hamlet?
Old Stager Oh, it was your Hamlet,
was 11? Well, 1 did not recognise it as
Shakespeare's. Brooklyn Life.
Deserved Honor.
Broj Hat Smith named his new
country seat?
Jones Yes, he calls it "Sniiiled
Silvers," after that breakfast food he
made his fortune on.-Detroit Free
Press.
Quick Music.
In Chopin's "Etude In E Minor" it
is necessary to read 3,950 signs in two
minutes and a half, which is equiva
lent to about twenty-six notes a second.
Arranging Flowers.
There is a great deal in arranging
flowers to bring ont their beauty. Nev
er crowd them. A few stems, with fol
iage, can be made far more beautiful
and artistic than a crowded mass.
Whew!
"Why did Mist Spencer refuse to
elope with you?"
"She declared that she could not bear
the odor of gasoline." St Louis Star.
Nothing la It.
"Shall I brain Mm?" cried bazar,
and the victim's courage fell.
"You can't; it is a freihman. Just
hit him on the head." Sphiux.
Author of Letters.
"He's an unfortunate man of let
ters." "Why, I never heard he was
an author." "Well, be was the auth
or of several letters that lost him
breach of promise case." Melbourne
Weekly Timet.
A Safety Match.
Cora Wat it a love match? Dora
Well, as her money paid hit debts and
kept him out of goal, I should ssy It
was rather a safety match. Melbourne
Weekly. -
His "Better Half."
A newly married man told at tale
of woe the other day which happent to
every newly married man. When he
got married hit wife gave him half the
clothes cupboard, bnt in only three
weeks all bit clothes were hanging on
naila driven into the wall. Exchange.
The Other Extreme.
Towoe (reading) Headquarteri for
three dollar pants. Well, that's queer.
Browne What's queer about it?
Towne I always thought three dol
lar pants were designed for other quar
ters. Philadelphia Press.
Wearisome Topics.
Rodrick Did you enjoy Mrt. Tiker't
reception?
VanAIbret No. indeed. The men
talked shop and the women shopping.
Waan't Quite Sure.
Zb Barix Be thet gal o' yourn lm-
provin' in her pianner playin' since
she begin takin' lessons?
Si Oatcake Gosh, I dunno. She s
either improvin' er else we're gittin'
used tew it, blamed ef I km tell
hich.
SORES ON BOTH ANKLES.
Gentlemen : About ten yean ao
small tore earn on each of my anklet.
Dew get into the places aad they b
eame lares, eating ulcers, and I suf
fered Intensely for nearly tn year.
I had spent more than $600.00 try
ing to get well when I chaneed to
ee 8. 8. 8. advertised in a Memphis
paper. I began to take it and waa
cured. My limbs have never been
ore or given me any pain at nil
since. I have reoommended 8. 8. 8.
to a great naajiy people, and am now
giving it to my nine-year-old son for
Xcsema. During my long tisane I
waa living near Memphis, Tenn., bnt
have since romoved to Kansas City,
and am now redding at Ho. 014
East Sixteenth Street.
Krs. B. A. HABEIS.
Kansas City, Mo.
and the system purged oi all morbid,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the ulcer or sore is soon
entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar
anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a blood
BREAK A LOOKING-GLASS
Aad
Toa Will Have Kiiraordloary
Uoe4 Luck, So They Mar.
If you seek good luck, break a look
log-glass. If you wish extraordinary
good fortune, smash a lot of tbem
Such at least would likely be the ad
vice of Mist Henrietta Croauian and
the members of her company, and they
would speak from an experience found'
ed on fact.
For Mlsa Crosman bat thoroughly
disproved the old wives' fable that
seven years' bad luck follows the
breaking of a looking glass. In the
three years that Mist Crosman bat
been starring, thirteen mirrors have
been broken In her company, but In
stead of misfortune and calamity at
tending these mishaps, they seem each
time to bring a run of good luck.
Strangely euough, the drat and the
thirteenth mirror were broken In Boa
ton. Miss Crosman was about to be
gin an engagement at the Tremont
Theater, Boston, three years ago,
when one of the city's street-cleaning
cart smashed a large looking-glass
which was part o ft he stage equipment.
and which had Just been taken from a
transfer wagon and plifced near the
stage door. When It became known
throughout the company that a looking
glass had been broken all manner of
dire predictions were made. Theatrical
folk are superstitious above moat hu
man kind, and thla looking-glass Inci
dent was sufficient to All all with dis
may. The first notable event after the
breaking of the glasa was the appear-
anee of a representative from the Boa-
ton street-cleaning department, who
paid the full value of the damaged
property, which was $40. This did not
exactly look like bad luck, and was
viewed In the light of a marvel, for
such promptness and dispatch upon the
part of a municipality had never be
fore been heard of.
Some time thereafter the company
waa playing In a New England city
when a gust of wind caught a looking-
glaaa that had been leaned against the
wall of the theater In readiness to be
carried Inside, and smashed It Into
blta. Again great fear assailed MIse
Crotman's company, but. as before, the
consequences were good Instead of
evil, for the engagement In ttils par
ticular town proved to be the largest
In the history of the local theater.
Soon the third mirror was broken, and
ss before some good luck befell. Then
the members of Miss Crosmau's com
pany took heart and began to assure
themselves that It was lucky for them
to smash a looking glass. It Is a con
splcuous fact that every looklng-glasa
which has been broken In Mist Crot
man's company has been followed by
time uncommon good fortune. Thus.
Just before the recent engagement In
Philadelphia, which lu point of receipts
wat the biggest ever played by a dra
matlc company In this country at slro
Car prices, a large pier glass was bro
ken as It was being taken Into the
theater. In Albany also, last winter,
a looking-glass was smashed In the
theater, and the engagement In that
city Is a part of dramatic history, as
the business was the biggest on record
and established Albany aa a great
theatrical city.
Then, again, Just before Miss Cros
man and her company began their run
In Boston not long ago, another mir
ror met the fate of Its predecessors.
making the thirteenth that bad been
broken In the company In three year.
The Boston engagement was a bsLliunt
success, and It was followed by a New
England tour which has become cele
brated as the most profitable ever play
ed by any dramatic star In that sec
tion of the country. Not once has any
thing that lu any way could be regard
ed as had luck couie on the heels of a
mlrror-smashlng, while In every In
stance there has been a series of lucky
happenings, until now there Is a
strong suspicion that some of the mir
rors In Miss Crosnian's company have
been broken purposely.
Corporations to Control.
It Is believed that In the near fu
ture farms are to be controlled by
great corporation In Missouri re
cently an 8,CX)acre farm was placed In
the hands of a company to be man
aged, and this company ts now buying
surrounding lands to make a gigantic
farm ranch. In North Dakota the
Dalryinpleg own a 20,0 X acre wheat
ranch, which Is managed In the same
manner as any mercantile establish
ment. The general trend outside of
agriculture has been toward consoli
dation, and the present captains of
the farming and ranching Industry
have already caught the fever, and
tbey, too, will perhaps consolidate
their interests. Whether a unity of
capital will be successful In carrying
on crop and beef production can only
be determined by trials and experi
ence. Competition In farming Is getting to
be more and more Intense. The man
who understands the toll the best It
the one who succeeds. Modern farm
er! do not trust to luck In sowing
tbelr crops on freeb toll. They use the
Information secured through the ex
periment stations, and, aa a result,
each kind of toll now receives the crop
beet adapted to Its nature. Crop rota
tion Is followed on every well-regulated
farm; fertilization Is a part of the an
nual improvement.
In Earnest Then.
"I havt noticed," said the off-hand
philosopher, "that a woman will get a
golf dress when she bat no Intention to
play golf."
"That's to," agreed the man with the
Incandescent wbltkers.
"And," continued the off-hand phil
osopher, "she will get a ball gown when
she cares nothing about dancing, and
a tonnls dress when she wouldn't play
tennis for fear she will freckle, and a
bathing suit when the bat no thought
of going Into the water, and a riding
habit when the very thought of climb
ing on a borse gives hor the chills,
anil "
"Yes," Interrupted the man with the
Incandescent whiskers, "but when she
gets a wedding dress she means busi
ness. Ever notice that?" Judge.
It Is every one's tecret hope that
when the time comes for him to hand
Ills baggage over to Death to be check
ed, he will not be afraid.
An elderly man very much dislikes
to have a flippant young woman cull
ulin papa.
SUFFERING WOMEN
Mrs.
mma Mitchell
America is the land of nervous
women.
The great ma ioilty of nervous
women are to because they are
suffering from some form ol female dis
ease.
Mrs. Emma Mitchell, 520 Louisiana
street, Indianapolis, Ind., writes:
"reruns has certainly beeu a messing
in disguise to me, lor when I tirst be
gan taking it hr troubles peculiar to
the sex and a generally worn out sys
tern, I had title faith.
For the past five veam I have rare
ly been w ithout pain, but Peruna has
changed all this, and in a very short
time. I think I had only taken two
bottles before I began to recuperate
very quickly, and seven bottles made
me well. I do not have headache or
backache any more, and have some
interest in life. I give all credit w here
It la due, anj that Is to Hcruna."
Emma Mitchell.
By far the greatest number of le i ale
troubles are caused directly by catarrh.
They are catarrh ol the organ which
is affected. These wouieu despair uf
recovery, female troutiie is so com
mon, to prevalent, that they accept it
as almost inevitable. The greatest ob
stacle in the way of recovery is that
Not Easy to Stop Large Vessel.
Exrerirjients show that a lame ocean
steamer, going at It) knots an hour,
wiil move over a distance of two miles
after its engines are stopped and re
versed, and on authority gives less
than a mile or a mile and a half aa the
required rpa e to slop its progress.
Yoa Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FRED.
Writs Allen 8. Olmsted. 1 R.iy.N. Y , tor
tree aainile uf Allen , lixit tw. II c'""
weallne. hotswtillen. hlng Iim-i. It wakes
new or tlsht Mim'h y a i-riin cr n,r
cnrn. Ingrowing nailn and litinlein All i!ru
gliMielllL X. liirisnaii sulntltuie.
A Modern Hercules.
Edward Bean pre, a Canadian, at
present a resident if Chicago, is so
strong that he lately lifted a borsebod-
ily off lit legs.
riTft Prmom-nt!y t'urwl. Nofluornnrniins
rl Id alt-r Srmtlay'mM.iif lir.Kilti'aOria( N-rv
hatnr. Komi fWr Prrm W'J trial boillranil (rrauvk '
Dr. K. 11. Klina, LU1..M1 Ar.ii OL, 1'tiUatleliilua, fa.
What the Steamboat Docs.
One day 'ittle Archie, three years of
age, saw a railroad for the first tune,
and did not know what to make of it.
iie ran to his motner and raid: "Oh,
mamma, it's a steamboat looking for
water." Washington Star.
loo it i vt Aim tioo.
ierailffr,ot tin, ritrr will be tdsirl to
IBaru tuat there is at U-t one dri-ailed dc-ratf
that aeiuuce has been able to curw in all tia
stasia, and that Iscatarrh. HMI'it atarrtt Cur'
la ibe ouijr poaiiive cure known to the niMw-ai
fraternity, ratarrb heme a coriatltutlonat di-
eaae, requires a com.utuiKitial trralm'-nt
Hall's Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, acllriK
directly upon the oWioU arid miit-ous turffe-ek
of the fyatem. thereby destroying the inunda
tion of the divane, and giving the patient
strenitth by btill'lmg up the commotion ami
aaiatlng nature In doing Ua work. The pro
prietors neve ao muen raitn in us euranvi
powers, that they offer One Hundred I'olian
lor any cane that 11 fails toctue. bend for 111.
! testimonials. AMreis
F. J. ( II KN J x it CO., Toledo, 0
Sold by drwrgiats, 7Se,
Haifa t atui.jr i'llla are the heat-
Tbt Record Avalanche.
The largest avalanche ever measured
fell in the Italian Alps in 1885. It
contained 25, QUO tons of enow.
The Klnl You Havo Ahvayx
vui 7 va aa ii.vvin;if Willi Jllin uri'll muflU IlIKUT Illfl
pertfonat nupcrvlHion for ovor ;jo yoarn. Allow no 'one
to deceive you in this. Counterfoil, Imitation., nnd
JiiHt-as-frooil" are but Experiment, ami endanger ilia
health of Children Experience aguiiiMt Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castor hi in a harmless) HiibHtltiito for Castor Oil, I'arrvi
Korle, lrops and Koo thins? (Syrups. It is i'leasant. It
contain, neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
Hubstance. Its aire is it fruarantcc. It destroys Worms)
and allays Fcverishness. Jt cures Dlarrho'it and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teethlrifr Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilate the Food, regulates the
Htoiniu h mid IJowels, jrivliifr lion! thy ami natural alceii.
The Children's I'aiiacca The Mothe r's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Hears tne
f f iiitaiin
In Use For Over 30 Years.
ybursjbra
BR0M0-SELTZBR3
Tired, Nervous, Aching, Trem
bling, Sleepless, Bloodless -Pe-ru-ra
Renovates, Regulates, Re
stores - Many Prominent Wemen
Endjrse Pe-ru-na.
W at J i Ve. 1 -L-'t
they do not understand that 11 is ca
tarrh which Is the source of their Ill
ness. In (enisle complaint, ninety
uins cases out of one hundred are noth
ing but catarrh. Peruna cures catarrh
wherever located.
Chronic Invalids who have lan
guished for years on sick leds with
some lor in of female disease begin lo
improve at oncw alter beginning Dr.
ilnrtniaii's treatment.
A lining the many prominent women
who recommend 1'ernna are: lUilva
Lock wood, oi Washington, I). C-; Mrs.
Col. Hamilton, of Columbus, Ohio;
Mrs. K. K. Warren, wile oi U, 8. Ken
ator Warren, of Wyoming.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfaclory results from the use of IV runs,
write at once to Dr. Hurtnian, giving
a full statement of your caw, and he
will be pleased to give you his valuable
advice gratis.
Address I'r. Ilsrtliisn President of
I he llartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
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PORTLAND ACADEMY
A1 FS0U5H AMI C AUICAL
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PORTLAND ACADEMY, FOKILAND, OREGON.
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ST. HELEN'S HALL
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( In In rinuC!l,in with tu At-vtMt,c
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KLEANOk TliBBirrrS, Principal.
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IT mention this papar.
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signature of
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SLOT!
ISTHMUS Of TCHUANTtPIC
kort e.e fer H,lp.eut to the rar
I Tb, compilation yf Hit Mtenslvt port
works at CoaUnconloot, on th ilf.
and Ballnt Cnit u il"" l'1110 "ldP:
connected by wll wiiilpped railroad
cross tin narrow Isthmus of Tliun
tup., promise to provide a sU rt routo
for shipment ,',n,! H""t mrU
and Iht far Kt th vl '
porlant factor long before the nc
tlon of n Isthmian canal It sottlcd,
tsys Modem Mfilco. Th oo-opmttloii
of tht Mexican govi-rnmeiit In th
building of thlt Irantcoutltu'iilal line
Is a satlsfat tory guaranty that lh ix
tnn.lv undertaking wlU l tarried to
a smtvtafnl md, Th location uf a
iHiniiectlon brtwisii th great oceans It
a quittlou that tint's not affect to any
great degrtes thlpplng between North
Atlantic and Hotithern l'clc ports,
but when th aavlng In time between
Atlantic aud gulf points and Central
and North American coast cities and In
shipments to Asia arw conaltbred, th
advantage of the northern route are
ttrlklug.
From Panama to Hsllna Crua the dls
tance It l.ia miles, which Is t clear
savins- for frelfht tu northern port
snipped via Tchuniitepec. The saving
will li mailt, u ion an anipiiicuia to
Central American prta, varying In
Importance from M mile to Junta
Arenas. Costa Itlca, to 1,S mllca to
Ban Jsm de tiatiteiimla, I'rom Hsllna
Crua to Knn rranclsco th distance I
onlr 2.170 miles, and shipment to
th Orient will save over l.tW mile
by th use of th Mexican rail transfer
to th Pacific In preferenc to goltig
through a Panama canal. It la a
fact not generally known that from
Now Orleans lo Hnu Krancleco by the
Mexican Isthmus ll Is ! mile slmrter
than by the Hue of the tf iulhem I'a
clflc Hallway. With stKh shipping
ra,.lltlM aa It la Ititunilnt In ealttllllsll
the Meilcsn short rut across the back-
Injue of th continent wilt tloulitlv
divert much coinmerti from all rail
line, it will from lb strt furulah
an atlrsctlre mute for III" KMWIns-
export cotton trade of the Kouth.-ru
American .Ntatrw tu the Orient, and
It will at iti'-e !eim a powerful fac
tor In the developiiieul of Mexico's
rich west eoset.
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INClt BtVS MPHIW,
I'lli Ie lien" the goiid nsltired lich.
clur brother of the faintly bad besti
atuuklug silently while the other men
were swapping stories. At Issl he
took tits pipe out Of his mouth sud
drn 1I .
"You married men think you ktMW
ll a II. Hut your experiences psle In
contrast to mine wtih (list kid nephew
In the other room.
"I rashly ufTi-red lo easy with hlui
the other night while all you folks
went out, and actually the things that
kid did In the hour I wss with him
would mskt a Hat a mile long, mure
or lessa.
" lie yelled twenty minutest wllbmit
stopping fur tireatU. I'm willing to
smur on that.
"Pulled euough hair from my head
aud whisker tu stuff a sf pillow.
"Iiecoreted the well paper ss high
ts he could reii.li with the poker.
"Itiv.ke a se by sitting down on It.
"HwalloweJ severs! buttons snd a
lot of thread.
"Kmpfled bis mother's work bssket
thliiKS Into the fin . lure.
"PuiK hid th hnd uf die cat Into a
cup, and was scratched badly lu the
attempt.
"Kms-kul the' hmd off a fin wat
dull belonging to his staler by trying
to drive a tack with It.
'Tell off (he sofs and bowled.
"broke three pinna of wludow glass
with my en in.
"Fell Into the coal truttle aud spoil
ed his white dress.
"Met fir lo the carpet whll I tva
out of the nsiin bunting up soiuetlilng
to suiuae lilin.
"Crawlisl under th Sofa and re
fused tu come out mull i gave hi in
randy.
"(lot twisted In the legs of a chair;
they bad to lie hrokcu to gel him out
"Poured water Into his mot bit's slip
per.
"Finally when he saw his mother
coming, he ran lo the door, tumbled
off the steps, tut hi Hose and lure a
bols In his dress,
"Pretty swift record, Isn't It) Kt tit.
th kid 11 comii out all right, lle'i
tb proper sluff." Chicago Itecord.
Herald.
Indiana Know Coward.
An Oklahoma mau nine lold an In
dlan that t desperate white mini was
after his scalp. He siulh-tl and shok
bit head. "A few days litter," con
tinue the narrator, "ue were tnlklng
to tb whlti? mull, win n ihi IuiIIhii
cnnio up lo the grouii. Il,t had spot
ted th ttrangiT and knew him by
sight. Without saying u word to him
he walked up within arm's tench nml
ttnick th while man lu llie face with
rough, heavy gl ive. lie pnuctl fr
a fiw aeconds and hit hliu again.
'Ugh!' he ecliiliiil as he win-nl
around and walked awny. The white
man looked at the Indian in ninasc.
nient, but made no show of resent
ment. Ijtler In the day, when w aik.
ed the Imllan why hn didn't follow
up th Insult wllh blows, he told us
th whit inn n was a tnwnrd. In
expliilnlng bow he knew It b,. M,M
th man's 'Jnw dropped' when he
struck him In the face tl. .,.,!
tlms with the glove, ii nil Hint this, wlih
the Indian, was sn unfailing sIkii of
cowardice." Knnsiis City Joiini;i,
All pnls.t.
Corrt'suoiiileiitYou aw i,,.i ..
- " " " . in.
papas snld about you this nioeni,.,, i
presume?
Iti-tlred Mllllunnlre fnreald .,i .
gnat corpiimtloin No; f dou'i know
what they said about me, hm j llllly
say for me. sir. Mini ili,.i-,. .
word of irulb lu It.-ChiniBo Trll.ue.
Uncle Hata.
De dlffBreiR-e between de man dnt's
flgerhi' on perpetual motion,'- snld
Uncle Khun, "an' do mini tint's work
In' a system lo bent de nice Is ,nt
1 perpetual motion , dldn' hal,
Money lu de fus' place."-Wushlnglou
Long Hair
" About year igo my hair vat
coming out very fast, to I bough)
a bottle of Ayer't iitir Vigor. t
topped th falling and msda ntv
hair grow very rapidly, until now It
Is J5 Inchtt In length." Mrt. A.
tloydtton, Aivniton, itni.
8 There's another hunger
man inws vi nv atuiiiavii.
Hair hunger, for Instance.
Hungry hair needs food,
needs hair vigor Ayr'$.
This Is why wc say that
Aycr's Hair Vigor always
restores color, and makes
the hair grow long and
ncavy. u n i mh, ah
If yimr umssi.l eaniwil aiiiiy y,m,
sen. I li a una tl.ilW Snit we will airas
y.,il a l-ittl. IW aura anil elveth name
el ruur uaaieaies eveaa iim.ia, A.l.tiMa,
Jt, 0. A r H ( ),, liwall, Maaa.
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Ceaal Afaall,
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wits r.iiruliie ana brunelit aa ey ewaaliya
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la .J.I tliaw, 'lo-day I M lUll lit llvm
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a . ;.T -f
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ft ' drawing ' ihaeiitilite tar frmn a t-'lnt
a alira.1. ran. ins the a tiai-li t ,o?m haul'
J er on the lw,i,. n t j,,u,. (nereawi
!. 'Wer for harit rutlltiK
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from iM-rtn.l. ahjii the mofn ettlilnl,
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a, from i he eo-nn-J
l Sre ih .,m The "lusw Cut" f ham
Si ilin ket,s the wheel .ti the srLninl
Si siiil la th in,,,! yMMarfnt entler lull's
flieltl lu, many i-oiivenleut Irauirea
hetet i,-r haii.tsont raisliiatia auileal
emlar slalieil frea.
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