Dyspepsia
Don't tliink you cnn euro your dyspepsia
In any otnrr way man oy sirengiiiening
and toninir vour'stoinach.
Thnt l wenk unil inclinable of perform"
lug it futioiioiiH, probably because you.
nave linposea upon it in one y 01 an
other over ami over again.
You should take
Hood's Sarsaparilla
It strengthen and tones the stomach,
and permanently cures dyspepsia and all
stomach trouble. Accept no substitutes.
Two ol a Kind,
The Russian Joker whd caused a
panic in the soologlcal gardens at St.
Petersburg by shouting that the, tig
ers had escaped should exchange
cards with the American humorist
who yells "Fire!" In places of amuse
nent They should then report to the
tool killer together.
THB SMITH-PREMIER WAY.
Durphy ft Dlckcrman Are as Interesting
as a Popular Novel.
A good illustration of the war the
northwest is being waked up is afforded
by the doings of Durphy & Dickerman,
the energetic firm who control the
6mith-Prenier typewriter on the Pa
cific Coast. Tuesday, June 9, W. II.
Dnrphy, senior member, and F. B.
Porter, Portland manager, arrived In
Portland; Wednesday they leased the
tore, 247 Stark street, and 'let con
tracts for fitting up the most, com
plete and attractive typewriter -establishment
in the city; Thursday 'they
sold 25 Smith-Premier typewriters to
the Behnke-Walker Business college
the largest typewriter order ever placed
in Portland. Mr. Durphy, bale and
hearty, crackling with energy, and
Manager Porter, courteous and compet
ent, master of his business, are calling
upon some dozens of the people a day,
getting acquainted and advertising
their splendid machine and the fact
that they are sole selling agents for
this coast. This concern ia famous
and successful on account of its great
activity and punctilious integrity in
pushing the best typewriter made.
The incoming of fresh blood-.of this
kind into local commercial circles is
one of the hopeful signs of the hour.
As a sample of up-to-date methods in
"getting busy" Dnrphy & Dickerman'a
25-ma nine order within 24 hoars after
ariivingjin town (better than one ma
chine an honr) takes the palm.
Looking for a Chance.
Mrs. Gobang This paper says that
a Kansas man has sold his wife for
$8.
Go bang I wonder if it will everbe
my luck to run across a fellow jo-ls
thowing money away? XeW York
Timea.
Ready tor Easter.
Deacon Cobbs William, If ycfiir
father should have ?10 and some one
should give him $5, what would he
have?
William Nothing; but ma would
have a new bat Chicago Daily
Newa. ,
A rropnecy. .
iriuc mat actor aoesn t seem at 1
home in this work.
Theatrical manager-rN'o, he Isn't;,
dui ne win oe unless Dusiness gets
vciici yinj bwu. iuivdgu iews
Better Expressed.
Fudge So you've given up smok
ing? Did it take much will power to
do it?
Judge No; It was "won't" power.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Limit.
Bridge And you go right on eat
ing soggy bread and half-cooked
meats. For heaven's sake, why don't
you discharge your cook and get an
other one? ,
Pike well, you Bee. old fellow, so
far as I can find out the courts won't
grant you a divorce for bad cooking,
--lloston Evening Transcript
DISAGREEABLEJIgji
The mirror never flatters; it tells the
truth, no matter how much it may hurt the
pride or how humiliating and disagreeable
the reflections. A red, rough skin is
beauty, and blackheads, blotches and pimples
are ruinous to the complexion, and no wondef'pch
desperate efforts are made to hide these blemishes, and
cover over the defects, and some never stop to consider
the danger in skin foods, face lotions, soaps, salves
and powders, butapply them vigorously and often with
out reeard to consequences, and many complexions
are ruined bv the chemicals and poisons contained In these cosmetics.
Skin diseases are due to internal causes, K humors and poisons in the becomes Indurated and turn Into sub
blood, and to attempt a cure by exter- stance as brittle and hard as the Ivory
aal treatment is an endless, hopeless t 7Zh.' t ' from the elephant's tusk. The nlnnt
task. Some simple wash or ointment
is often beneficial when the skin is
much inflamed or itches, but you can't
depend upon local remedies for perma
nent relief, for the blood is continually
throwing off impurities which irritate
and clog the glands and pores of
the skin, and as long as the blood re
mains unhealthy, just so long will the
eruptions last. To effectually and per
manently cure skin troubles the blood
must be purified and the system
thoroughly cleansed and built up, and
S. S. S., the well known blood purifier
and tonic, is acknowledged superior to
all other remedies for this purpose. It
is the only guaranteed strictly vegeta
ble blood remedy. It never deranges
the svstem or impairs the dictation
like Potash and Arsenic and drugs of this character, but aids in the digestion
and assimilation of food and improves the appetite. Being a blood purifier
If yon have any skin trouble send for our free book, " The Skin and Ita
Disease." No charge for medical advice. Write us about your case.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, GMm
NataraJ Deduction.
Chief Milllkln That lady In red co
ins down the street U evidently a
grass widow.
Inspector Casey Why do you
think so?
Chief MJlllkln Every time she goes
near a horse it tries to bite her.
Worst Ever,
"Hear about the terrible affliction
ie terrtuie amiciiun
tnat uereii our menu urnnn ihi
r.l;rht!" asked Knpeck, as
he boarded
a downtown car.
"No," said Meeker. "What wa It?"
"My wifo eloped with him," replied
Knpeck. with a surppressed chuckle.
Chicago News.
Effect of Absence.
"3'eally, now! Regy Do you weal
ly believe that absence makes the
heart grow fonder? Miss Brady Oh.
yes. Indeed! I think twice as much of
you when you are somewhere else.
Colorado Comic.
1 he Cost of It.
City Man What makes rents so
1 1 .. V. I,
- . . .
Villager This Is an Incorporated
town.
Things don't look very metropoli -
(an
"N-o. but the taxes are." New York
Weekly,
hmurr,,. .-ofi,,o,.rrOU,nM.
FITS
after art jyuaf Ur.Kiin'un-t Nrv
Kesuwr. K4nd for KreeS)? tnalbotllpanil treat).
Dr. H, 11. Kllue, U4, MX Arch tV, rUilauVlpOia, Pa.
Successful Experiment.
"Mabel married that awfully dls-slpareit-ytfuug
plutterly to reform
him.
"And. Is she satisfied with her
choice?" '
"I should say she Is. " His uncle died
last week and left him half a million.
Triple Dose.
She (at the reception) Excuse me,
but are you an artist, a musician or
a roet?
He I happen to be r.ll three, mad
am. "Poor fellow! You have sym
pathy." "Your sympathy?
"Yes. Your poverty must be some
thing terrific." Chicago Dally News.
Superfluous.
"To what do you attribute the re
markable majority by which you were
elected senator?" tuked the confiden
tial friend.
"I have judt told you." replied Sen
ator Lotsmtin, with some irritation,
"what my "election expenses were,"
Chicago Tribune.
Otherwise a Work of Art.
The Actor Do you really think that
picture looks like me?
. The Soubrette Y'es; but I have no
ctter fault to find with it Stray
Stcries.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
Trie Kind You Hare Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Not So Surprising.
-Does yo' laik huckleberry pie,
fluid"
Claud Deed I could eat huckle-
oerry pie till I'm black in de face.
.Millions In B'g Stores.
About 130,000,000 is the estimate
of recent investment of fixed capital
in the form of building and plant for
the ten or twelve department stores
of New York.
Our Air Consumption.
It is computed that when at rest
we consume 500 cubic Inches of air a
innute. If we walk, at the rate of
one mile an hour we use 800; two
miles, 1,000; three miles, 1.600; four
miles, 2.300. If we start out and run
six miles an hour we consume 3,000
cubic inches of air during every
raluute of the time.
ill 'W'ik- ' If .
fata) to
with severe Nettle-rash. !
using- 8. 8 8., and aftsr taking- three i
Sad. bad. Jmle or bo trouble along-
6. B. 8. a a stood blood medicine and
all rouad tonic, Yours truly,
Mr. M. I. FIT
Some two years aso I suffered a
arrest deal, cmuaed on account of bad
blood. Hmall raah or pimples broke
out over my body rf kept getting
wore day by day for over a year.
Boeing 8. S. 8. advertised In the pa
pers and bavins; heard eJso it had
cured several people In this city,
concluded to give it a fair trial.
After ueins the medicine for some
lime, taking; in all six bottles, I was
entirely cared.
KDWABD O. tON,
1030 Clay Street, Fadacsh, Ky.
and tonic combined, the numors ana poi
sons are counteracted and the blood made
rich and pure, and at the same time the
general health and system is rapidly built
up and good. health is established, and
this, after all", is the secret of a . smooth,
soft skin and beautiful complexion.
Thought Us Dead?
We're Very Much Alive.
S. B. Headache, and Liver Cure Still Do
ing Its Great Work. 1 S. B. Cough Syrup.
Everybody Takes It. Everybody Likes It.
AT AUU DRUQQ18TS
kferScience
Wntion
, , i,uf
Recent observers have found that
. Hooiirato
work should
- . ,,,., . .,. wir.
, - - ----
IU a tteep snail wai siiRtutj ra
by the earth's magnetism.
Iu bis latest researches Professor
Curie has found that radium keepa
its own temperature at 1.5 degrees C.
above that of the atmosphere. Thla
paradoxical substance emits more
than enough heat to melt Its own
weight of Ice, yet there Is no eouibus
tlou nor chemical nor molecular
change.
Peat fuel In freight locomotive In
Sweden has hauled the maximum load,
the cost being about the snuie as with
Kuglish coal. To avoid the expense
I .. ... ... a-. 1 .... II...
"u ". .v
Is now mixed with an equal weight
j of coal, and the mixture has proven
so satisfactory that It la to be tried
' 1)MSSOnger trains.
A new form of safety lamp, giving
"o heat aud possessing no flame, has
been luveiited by Professor Hans Mo-
lisch. aud described before the Mcuua
Academy of Scieuces, but It n.ay not
prove commercially successful. It cou
sists of a glass Jar llued with a com
pound of saltpeter aud gelatine, lu
which a colony of luminous bacteria
Is caused to develop. Such a lamp
gives a bluish green light, sufficient to
lender coarse print legible, aud to
make faces recognizable at two yards'
distance, aud the luminosity lusts (or
several days.
An Kugllsh Invention for the use of
a current of electricity Instead of
steam to beat a radiating surface con
sists of a layer of powdered carbon,
placed between enameled Iron plates,
and kept In position with asbestos
cardboard. This constitutes the ra
diator, into which are led three cop
per strips, one at the center and one
at each end, and a continuous current
of electricity Is passed from the cen
ter strip to the end strips. With a
current of eight amperes, at 300 volts,
a healing surface of 25 square feet
can be kept at an average temperature
of 100 degrees Fahrenheit
A new kind of glass that resists
great beat as well as sudden changes
of temperature Is made from Braxlllan
quartz pebbles. The pebbles art heat
ed red hot and then throwu Into dis
tilled water. The purest pieces are
next selected, and welded with the
oxyhydrogen blow pipe Into long stems
like knitting needles, from which glass
vessels of any shape can be made. At
present the quartz glass Is chiefly em
ployed for making laboratory appara
tus. Into a test-tube made In this
way a white-hot coal can be dropped
without breaking It Vessels of other
forms can be heated white-hot and
then plunged Into cold water without
cracking.
Records are now being searched for
notices of the rare white water, or
phosphorescent fog, of the Indian
Ocean and other seas. This appears
as a weird haze, but proves to be a
luminosity without mist aud it has
been encountered as an ocean river a
mile wide and as a broad area through
which a vessel sailed fifty miles with
out touching the limits. One observer
found the sea to the depth of a foot
to be densely packed with luminous
fishes an inch long, while at another
time microscopic animals were obtain
ed In chains three Inches long. The
phenomenon has been seen before vio
lent storms, and It has been suggested
that some unusual atmospheric condi
tions may drive the luminous ocean
animals in shoals to the surface.
BUTTONS ON BUSHES.
Strange Nat from Which Buttons Are
Made In Oreat Numbers.
No, the Ivory buttons you wear do
not represeut the death of an elephant
in the wilds of Africa; your pearl but
tons were probably never nearer than
you took them to the shell of a bivalve
mollusk, and the probabilities are that
no rubber tree was ever tapped to pro
duce the hard rubber buttons that
adorn your overcoat. Down In Cen
tral America there is a fruit produc
ing palm that has quite metamorphos
ed the button business aud formed
the nucleus fur one of the most Im
portant Industries In the United States.
The seed of this fruit contains a milk
that Is sweet to the taste and relished
by the natives. The milk when allow
ed to remain In the nut long enough
tnat produces these nuts Is called the
Ivory plant. Most of the buttons now
Ivory, pearl, rubber, horn or bone,
probabilities are that your buttons are
m.H. rmm tmnsiiihla mllir o...
" -1 luv
grow on bushes.
The Ivory plant Is one of the msr
vels of the age, and Is rewarding its
growers with vast fortune. The nut
are brought to the United States by
the shipload and hauled across the
continent to the big button factories,
from which they Issue forth In every
conceivable design, color, grade and
classification of button.
The Ivory plant has recently been
discovered in California, but the nut
It produces In Its wild state la of In
ferior quality and will not make good
buttons. It Is believed though, that
with the proper cultivation the fruit
would be as valuable a the Central
American. If so the growing of but
tons In America would become an In
dustry of Importance second only to
the growing of corn, wheat and cotton,
for everybody wears buttons.
The best Ivory nut for commercial
purposes Is found on the bunks of the
Hlver Magdulcrln, In the United
States of Colombls, where by some It
Is called the Tngim palm. The fruit
forms a globular head about twice the
size of a man's bead and weighs from
twenty to twenty-eight pounds. The
bead Is a kind of cluster of bulbs, and
In all contains from fifty to sixty seeds.
The seeds are allowed to dry and are
bar rested several times a year by the
natives.
The Apparel Gazette, the great deal-,
j era' authority on ever) thing that pcv
1 pie wear, fays: "The Ivory nut I"
: used almost sc li ly In the manufacture
of buttons, though some factories also
milk poker chips from them, The
nut. however, has superseded the
archaic mud, rubber nml hone bullous
In vogue formerly. It admits of wld-
-..-i ... ... f r.. tlit
el Him tuiur inricii m-iinnem ....
.
" ; - ', -
stance, sou is easily wuifcni. "
United States consumes more than one
half of the world's product of Ivory
nuts and nltie-tcutlis of the vegetable
Ivory la luftmtfut'turcd Into buttons.
"When the nut reaches the billion
fnctorv It Is cut Into three slabs. In
the process of cutting out. the button
Is partially shaped. Afterwards the
thread holes are drilled d counter
ntik The hull, 111 Is tin-it sent to
the polisher, who uses (lie shaving
aud powder made In drilling to polish
them In their white state. Afterwartl
thev are sent to the designer, who
traces ou the buttons In Indelible d.v
the designs needed to make them
match the various weaves, coloring
and textures of fabrics. After receiv
ing these outlines. If the buttons 11 re
to remain smooth and r.veUe another
coat of coloring, they are put Into dye.
If they are to be stamped with a er
ruted pattern, they are put Into a
pressing machine titled with dies of
the pattern desired." Popular Me
chaulcs.
CROWNING IS UNNECESSARY.
Plenty of Monarch Kelun Comforts
bly Without the IVrtmmiT.
The suggestion Is made lu certain
high quarters that the coronation uu
less privately performed should lu
future be discontinued altogether.
There are various potent reason for
this. Iu the first place, the soverelgu
In these days docs not require corona
tlou. The fact of his being on the
throne Is sufficient JustluVntiuu for hi
soverelguty. In the old days, before
the ceremony became a mere religious
function, as at present. It was regarded
ss esseutlal to crown the king before
bis right and title could ho lookel upon
ss unquestioned. He was then actu
ally accepted by the nobility and the
people ss the rU-litf ill sovereign.
agaUist whom all pretenders had ever
after no legal claim.
Nowadays the coronation does ni t
even serve the purpose of symholl'.lniT
kingship. That fact Is assumed l)
the accesalou ceremony fnll'inlng the
deatn of a predecessor. That the cor
onation ceremony is not now regaruci
In the same light ss heretofore Is at
tested by the fact that mint of tli
reigning kings of Europe bavt neier' Jt"'iti
been crowned. 1 U happ. n.ul. -
The kaiser, who hos now been on
the throne for over twelve years, wdl 1
probably never have the crow n, eltln-r
ot Prussia or Germany, plsc.d up n,'
aim iLuyrrmi ut-nu.
iuere is a storv Prevalent on t lie 1
continent that the bishop of I'osen.
whose predwessors have crowiied
Prussian kings for many generations, !
Is persons nun grata with the kalsir, i
snd that as long as the tircM-nt blshoti '
lives the sovereign will not allow him ,
to perform the ceremony; but there Is'
also a belief that the kalsir Is not
particular w hether be Is crowned or '
not, ao tong as tie is ou tue liiroue i
Orruly and Irrevocably.
Victor Eumianii.1, king of Italy, hit
not been crowned; nor has Qms-n Wll-
belmlna of Holland, who. though her
coming of age wns generally mistaken
for a coronation, hits not jot bad ber
crown placed ou her head.
The same Is true of the king of
Spain, whose coming of iige nml no-
cession were uot an actual coronation I
The sultan, who Is now one of the
longest-relgnlns nionurclis In Europe,
has never had the ceremony perform
ed, and It Is certain thut he never will
be crowned. There Is no crown sym
bolic of Ottoman sovereignty. Lon
don Express.
Tolstoi's Ml tie Joke.
An old friend of Leo Tolstoi, writing
to the "Xovoe Vreinya," related an In
cident which occurred In the novelist's
recent visit to the Crimea, snys an ex
change. A rich American arrived In
bis yacht, accompanied by a party of
friends, and asked permission to see
the great Russian, who wns III, prom
ising thnt they would be content with
a glimpse and would not trouble blin
with talk. Leave wns grunted.
Tolstoi sat upon his balcony, "like
a Buddhist Idol," as he said, and the
whole party of Americans defiled slow
ly and silently before him, taking their !'cw''rf',',1 v,ole J",'f"",1 y"r cnl
.. il,. .,i I l '"'t I "'"li had been
gaze as they passed.
One lady, however, refused to be
bound by the contract. She stood stlli
for a minute, and shouted: "Leo Tol
stoi. Leo Tolstoi, all your noble
writings have had a profound Influence
upon my me, out tue one wuicn nas
taught me the most Is your." Heis
she forgot the name of the work.
The sick author leaned over the
rail of the balcony, and whispered with
a smile, "The Dead Souls?" "Yes,
yes," she replied. "That book," said
Tolstoi, "was written by Gogol, not
by me."
Worn-out Money.
"Instead of the old fashioned 'Good-
by,' the bUse youth now says, 'Don't
tske any bad money,'" said an official
of the Chicago siibtreasury the other
day. "Well, we go on the proposition,
'Take anything that looks like money,'
and those chops that are so afraid of
the bogus money should not be partic
ular.
There Is money brought to this
window that resembles anything ex
cept the legal tender of the United
States. Torn greenbacks and brown
backs, and even yellowbacks, are com
mon, but they do not cause any dis
comfort.
" 'Take anything that looks like mon
ey' Is my advice. After that, If you
don't like the looks of It, bring It here,
and we will either give you something
better-looking or stamp It full of bolts,
which spell, 'Csuuterfeit' "
Good Iteason for Passing Jiy.
Weary Wraggles Hey I you won't
git nothln' decent In dere. Deui peo
ple I Vegetarians.
Hungry Hank Is dat right?
Weary WraKgles Yeb, an' dey goi
a dog wa't ain't. Philadelphia i'ress.
Their Identity.
Inquisitive Party What are tbos
peculiar-looking things?
Dealer Pressed family skeletons
the closets of fluf, dwellers. Judge.
Many women and doctor Jo
n;)t rroosiilze the real Nyinptoms
of (lcruiipMiicut of the fonml
oricuuN until too late.
" I had terrible palus along mf
spinal cord for two years and nuuerd
dreadfully. I was glveu ditfeMCt
medicines, wore planters : none of
these tliiiurs helped me. Heading of
the cures that I.ytlllk 11, lMllUittlll'a
Vegetable. Compound has brought
about, 1 htimehow felt that It w
what 1 needed and bought a Isittie to
UUe. How triad I am that I did so;
two bottles brought me immrnse re
lief, and after using thueo bottle mote
I felt new life and blood surging
throuuh uiv veins. It aeemrd as
though there had been a regular houe j
eleatilnir through my system, that all j
the sickness ami poisou natl leen UKrn
out and new life given me Instead. I
have advised doensof tnv friends to use
I.yriin I.. lMnUliuins Vegetable
Compound. liiKHt health is iuiln
petisiilile to complete happiness, and
l.ytlirt F.. I'inkliiun's Btulio
Compound has secured this to uie. "
Mm. 1.AIM I.. UtitMsit. Crown
I'oint, Indiana, Secretary 1-aJira Hellef
forps. )iMf-wi'V'tl
arot'ftj 0tiiiiMJ ttkHiHtt arulMW.
Fvcry (tick woinuu who W not
utiilcrstnml licr nlliiicut sltouKl
write Mrs. I'inliliuut, lytuu
Mush. Her ndKo Is Irco uotl
hvtt) S lit lpf ul. 4
A Natursl Inquiry.
l ittle Nellie was out riding one day
with her mother and as they passed
cemetery she nuked' "Mamma.
how long ilina It take for the tomb
stones to coma up ufter they plant
people?
Paaslnt llrllrf.
Miss Cldda -What did hr say
. you told him I was married?
.1 us n lien z tin fin KHcriifin aur. ,
prlil
So but he nsked 'bow ;
-I'hlladelphla Tress, i
Successlut t'tptrlment.
"Mabel married that awfiillv diss)
t.,,1.,.1 V) ... .... ' k.I... f
..Atlll ,, mUaflf4 wUn hr '
!, i(liM, i"
"t .i,n,ii.i u in. ,,,,,.1. ,11.. ,1
'l - isf w.-.-k nrt.f left bnif a million." '
t'le
land Plain Dealer.
11
!
thnt
A Permanent Cur.
Von mean to say
('ti!fti;m S' lenre cured you?
J'o'Iki Sure'
i""i' -'I 1 1' 1 1 1 1 1 1 11a :
PoIkc No (if Christian Science
itrooklyn Life,
Ujm.t kyc rKt
Th (irat ,,,,.,., f..tliry , Jn,an
. about to start with large capital.
Uvcnlng Things I'p.
Husks They say thnt, after a time.
the engineer of a limited flyer loses
bis nerve.
JuirtfK The engineer docs, but not
th'' 1 """inn porter.
Mail s hilfercnc.
Mlsn Malm tutnrc I suppose you've
hi anl of my engagement to Mr
Jciks?
Her Friend Ys, and I confess I
wim surprised. You told me once that
you wouldn't msrry him for ten thou
Bund pounds.
Mis Mnlnchnnee I know, dear
but discovered litter that he had fifty
thounand. CnsseH's Journal,
Th Real Thlna.
"How cultured and polished that j
Mm, Knza'"ms Is
"I know It. Whenever a person !
s!riTS nnvthinc fhe nlwavs ralla It j
retiilenns; it, doesn't she?" Chlcagc '
Record Herald.
In After Years.
Mrs. Whoopem Thnro was a time
when I was actually proud of the
onlv a whlnpor
whoopem Why do you
rn dear?"
say
that,
'Mrs. Whoop-m-IWauw the bit!,, 1
l.r,s Inherited the aforeauld yell; that's!
v''ll'
USE-
KOPALiNEr 1
to aeAurrr
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ro? rAsHAG
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fioo&s ere
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mi vor scratch
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n uma. miia nr nniffitliii.
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9 u
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'W DIDN'T KNOCK FlVB. '
Way lbs Yoiiiia l..clr Had !
tmr.l lite w House.
Tiiey had been maitiid only l"""
while. M was a )"ing ami st tutEK I iK
phvslclan, and she a very sweet tl."
voted Utile wires. ,ut ery liiuci afraid
of bmnlam, so that when It did hap
pen that the doctor had a sick call
during Hit. wee hours. th-y resorted
to all means that she might know that
It was ho who wished to enter the
house upon hi return and not the
dreaded iilght prowler.
The culls were not many, but some
how they had never hit l'" "'''"'
fill plan until the wife exclaimed one
morning at breakfast; "1 have It now.
Jack; after this yu knock five limes
and let tiiciv be a minute between
each knock; lb. 11 I II b ,M,W
It Is yourself" Jack, so H' story
goes, was not In favor or naims.
wait five minutes to gam euiiaioe i
his own home, but eu-r anxious 10
idtttsi'. agreid to Hie arrangement, and
one night lat week bad occasion to
list It. (Vltioone wa dying, the llus
senger said, and wanted n doctor lin
tiiidlatelv: would be come? Where
upon Jin k tuuiblitl Into his cl illirs and
lu the confusion didn't hear or. whitl
wit more likely, forgot all about the
five knock that he was to gits the
front diHir upon hi return, V
Uurlug his absence Hie f early! wlf-
"could bear nothing but knojKt. h
afterward said, "ami 1 was Jtujt n
nervous nloue In a strange house slid
neighborhood, that I thought Jack had
been gone an hour before he had lm
to tuni the corner, Finally I heard
the bell ring; then somebody tried t list
tt s.r. I was nearly dead rnua fright
and d.m't know whxt would hse hap-
peue.1 hud It not hern thai any nuinber
., ., - 1 ., .i.i ti..
bouse. 1 knew thi nil nn unusual
! attack for burglars, so with s prayer
( ... , . .
that Jack would return at
"V "I
l.ui ..n..- mm- 11111111H ... -
night, I Ventured to the window and
pis p.,1 out. It was Jack, and h saw
me.''
v t .... it.. . iu,ii,
Vuine waked up lh whole UsUgh -
. . .. .,. ..... ,..ii
IsirluKiJ,
Why don't joU let Uie III J"
ho fairly ahoutnl.
"Why didn't ion kn.sk?" came lek
the small tulip.
"Why didn't I knock V again shriek-!
ed the Irate husband. "I'ldn't yml :
hear the panel f.ill out of the dmr?"
"1 kiiuw." aolilie.l Hi timid little j
wife; "but toil didn't knock the right j
hen : number. It w tlie. don't )ou runem
! bit? " Vai.lm.(i,n lt.
. ... ,
('..tttLrft.,.
were tlrst establislird In
,.
The wrist contains eight bone, the
l"1"1 nv" ,h n"""r" frti--ti.
lu the llltti'k forest Industrious me
g.,i...,i. -1 ,Miuuj tun i'i-r 'IM.
j cigarette case, rtc. Ilelet Made of
j wuod grown near the Matuppo, where
j Cecil IIIiikI.- Ia burled.''
i The hilrngiii atom ha hllln-rto
bet-n colislilercl the smallest particle
or matter, but the liicamb-. cut puitl
clc In the vacuum of a Crook tube
are but one thousandth ae large.
Koul are stippimed tu hare Iwn
tlrst domesticated lu China h, II
This la probably aliout tho a.imi period
1 when, according to lamb, tlm ( liine...
' .1U.-..1 ..r...l .1... I, . .... . ,
...,.., v ., ! nin 1 011 in j 01 IIUIM pig
ne ciij 01 i miaiiatna long ago
went In nw on the -j m-sl I. . 11 of ItnlilMty
for the support of all aged woman
When tlm eiiKo nu nettled recently
was d!.. in, red that the old woman
bad been dead for year.
i'ii-eii Alexandra's luces, linen. ni
silks me perfumed by u liielhod which
almost any woman cnn ,,,i,y. Th
drawers In ,lih t,ey are kept are
linen wiih , pier, strewn with
rose pviius. tin , p!ac,.,l , 1,,.
01 inn in in ic t M. ,,.,t.d, over that
a layer of rose leaves, nod so 011 In
alternation mull th" drawer ia fl..,
'!V''r 8 "l"','t t U" Is spread. At
I'"" twenty four hour .,.1V
"'lug lu the drawer will have dell
cute perfume that will cling t
a long time, iwi .
".. nun mien much m,,r
w noiesoini.. riowers mid evilnlii pre
iareU periiiui,., have excellent lueillcl
nui Ult I It l--t. .
u-n 1 - ......... ..
" t'THiiiHiers, Disease wns on
evil Influence. v ahl.uld' Ho longer
look ot It In that war; at hnt ....
;ar. assured lu recent address bv Kir
J"""";"'"' K"IW. M.y.l
.. . , "1W exirt, he y(
t.--..S..i ... .... "
'" "" " -iy 'H" outcome of nat
uii-mi wiifme imriiose. nl
torn, I a kindly r .,.(icei,t one. Its
-..I".",,, nru merely "etpifaslon of
.... in. t-itort toward clue;" .r
"not lining,, i Innmt, ,,BVe f(
their end the ridding of Urn body f
posed to reprea,.,,,." Ar., ,
ever view is not so very u,.w.
" -"'" "".lie AUH wise ,,.
talked of the "curuth,. frca of , '
turn," and In this phase n,., , ,,
on which H,r I."r,.derl, k bus ,, ,
'e-tore. Klin, t , ,. f -
" m i, 0,. j,,
n .while i.
uuniied of It.
Fame KadtWr.
top
Its," i
to '
truggl
i
round
sfler
Uouiid
And ,
then
eo in
down
gain
without
s
stop!
Smart Bet.
Naturally.
Miss 0:det, (ei,yy, Mr. Tl
1 to see me UH ,,,, . . .'
prnposnl "
Mb Spelt. Yes?
Mlsi (llilni-y,,,. ,,.,., , .
"t all curlouH . know wl ,.,,, "
m l'"" - riillad lphn ,.,,,
miiisli l.ioverb: l.lv.. Win. ..
wdu.s, and ju wm ,,.,. ((J Uuwl
YourHair
"Two yeirt ago my, hair ws
falling out badly. ' J purehsMd t
boltis of Ayer'V'lUIr Vigor, ,nd
oou my bsirttoppscWipgoui."
Mist Mltmlt Jtoovrt.J'sriiJII,
; Perhaps your'Moihcr
had thin hair, but that If
no reason why ybii must
go through life with half:
starved hair. If you want
long, thick hair, feed it
with Aycr's flair Vigor,
and make it rich, dark,
and heavy.
IIMsssMls. All nar.
K ,uur irKt u 11
send us ult lMIr Slot
. U.IIU..I SHl'iny ,,,,
I ill irM
you. iMttliv. o" urv dim iv tun utiie
of yutu ossieiii s tirss t,mi-. Alto let
you Imiiiis. Its sure Mini Slv tlis tiMi
Works Hint Hsgulsrly,
Dingus Where do you Invest your '
money? "'
htmilbtilt -- Well, I generally hate IS
or $10 Invented stutiewhrr about yoti.j
For forty year's I' tax's fVre ir Con
sumption bss r 11 red cousin and colds. Al
tlruggisl. I'rbs '.'4 rent. . .,
The Bltsr Hit.
j Ho tth' Women are fool, (the
(sweetly I Well, If there 1 anything
In heredity, and acqiitiilatit win
" ' their ...n would les.l u to
think so -Halfpenny t.omle.,.
too tiiwtsu sjiea.
Tirs'l"'"l fe" iil tnl I
I ,., Ml., u l SbiS tu rut in , I,,
; , sua ! lacstsxk. Usii si t.nui u,.
, .,,, ,,,. ,nuM(,.MU
"-s, i"-'lt' eumibuil.Tiial i: IWII.
I Halt's S'snb i'mis Is latMlt,,'s. tins
1 ,, aud m...u .,.
Barn iu.i tiio..
, II tn one urr,. t m
I ! ! (". jr du.i i.- n n.v.
liua ut tli tli, aaU IIS th ti.fni
attsestn tr Mni.tttis ti ih cy.u.iitai 0,1
'; " l-ms i wa l (,
.rli(et su tnth (ata lit Ita m-ai'i
Mts lliat Mv ttttmt (ln MunU:.! U.i.aia
lot n rK UiSl II !!! UJ UUf. Mb. I tvl
ui lrtitoUiMt. A.t,tr
J IU.J(ltV IU, Tult.t, 0,
S-'M l- .tfifi '.V.
Ita, I rsu... fills a.s IU Usss
Hard to Mt Thm. Th(ri,
Miss ltiiuaiiHiti (e. .mt 1 sl!v i I
gties in Hnhemla eveiy'ime is Tom,
IH.k and Hairy.
'alnter Uitt (a pour artisii th.
and there are emul tnanr Mils
hcte tuu tudunaputi Juuinsl.
I RlRSON MAOHINCnY OO.
I lu J.-ll' -I
I mt si MrtMwi n., IW1l.n l. tbf.i
1 I . I li ..... '.in ( h,,,,. I 1 1,1,1 ..,.., , it
a! s'i'l ail wrkle fail rtiK-i hi. "t a
j l. , li.. I li . . l.-ln. h .' ' liil.n .H,
: ,a iAill!iB Kiel thrn i l.nr. '
j W ,!t l. lltu.ttatr.l rt'.( gli. eM ! f'l
( on any thst,g f.iu ! in th ue' bnif i) ih
Htriwlrry Critws
I'olUliitf tfuliock
V t0 'it(4t Hive 'f'(i
)- tu l Ntf(l I
UnH" ttiitrf m miH if-'
U-t,
MANN, THE SEED MAN
ISS I rani !., Illlttl AMI, tlWI'(ll.
Alcohol,
Cfium,
Tobacco
Using A
Wriiefoi ,
Cataiuata
fan oi,of Jr
phnrkAmt
niHr knJ9
"far sis years I wa vlrllm ol S
rla In ll utt ,rfni I muni rat aeiims
ut aillU tout, ana at lliMninl..aiui h anusl
Sol rstaln ami illarmt .n lh,.l. I ji.l Mairti I
la las l n l A.Hi Alli.1s ami eima hs I
bas auiedllr llntici)4, until i sia ll
ever we Is uif ilia."
usviu li. Mvurar, Neswk. O.
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rt Z ., ' , ...vii,, imm'w ,11.-1
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er iui ilia (.roiiuii, ami sivlng Incrsawil ,
power lor hatit riitnnii. '
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vu th mure uocli,i y (,,, i,0 W,C. tu Hit '!
(Ji Inim the ifrmiiel
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W) pliill keeiia IhS w hill, 1 1 mi tint Br., unit
Slid la I ho meal yoivei lul niillnr In ths ij
llelil. IIk many inn velilnlil natures. (J
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