The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, January 23, 1903, Image 4

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    A PASTOR WMPED
SAVED BY PE-RU-NA
Rev. H. Stubenvoll, of Elkhorn, Wis., is pastor of the Evangelical Lutheran
St. John's charoh of that place. Rev. Stubenvoll ia the possess ir of two bibles
presented to him by Emperor William of Germany. Upon the fly leaf of one of
the bibles the emperor has written in his own handwriting text.
This honored pastor, in recent letter to the Peruna Medicine Co., of
Colubmus, Ohio, says concerning their famous catarrh remedy, Peruna:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Gentlemen: "I had hemorrhages of the lungs for a long time, and all de
spaired of me. 1 took Peruna and was cured. It gave me strength and cour
age, and made healthy, pure blood. It increased my weight, gave me a
healthy color, and I feel well. It is the best medicine in the world. If every
one kept Peruna In the house it would save many from death every year."
H. STUBENVOLL.
Thousands of people have Catarrh i If yon do not derive prompt and sat
who would be surprised to know it, be-1 isfactory results from the use of Peruua
cause it has been called eome other j write at once to Dr. Hartnian, giving a
name than catarrh. The fact is catarrh , full statement of vour case aod be will
Is catarrh wherever located; and : b pleased to give you hie valuable ad
another fact which is of equally great j vice gratis.
importance, is thatPeruna cures catarrh I Address Dr. Hartman, president of
wherever located. The Hartman Sanitarium, Colunbus, 0.
Variant Estimate.
"How did that poem of yours tarn
out?"
'0h," answered the author, "there
was the difference of opinion that usu
ally attends the production of a master
piece. The postmaster insisted that it
was first-class matter and the editor in
listed that it was not."
An Unlucky Number, Sure.
Jack Conrgatnlate met Mabel has
accepted me.
Edith Really? I hope you're not
superstitious.
Jack So. Why?
Edith Because you're the thirteenth
he has accepted this season, I believe.
The Stuart Carnation.
The bright red Passionate carnation
was the flower of the royal boats of
Stuart.
Short of Bedclothes.
In some of the smaller Russian hotels
visitors are obliged tc find their own
bedclothes.
h
ronic
Eating Ulcers,
And a source of worry, anxiety and endless tremble to those who are afflicted
with.them, particularly so when located upon the lower extremities where
the circulation is weak and sluggish, A gangrenous eating nicer upon the
leg is a frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the
tissue beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh
melting away and feci the strength going out with the sickening discharges.
Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple
boil, swollen gland, bruise or pimple and are a threatening danger always,
because while all such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this
should make you suspicious of all chronic slow-healing ulcers and sores, par
ticularly if cancer runs in your family. Face sores are common and cause the
greatest annoyance because they are
so persistent and unsightly and de
tract from one's appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated
end tainted with the germs and poison
of malaria or some previous sickness,
or excessive use of mercury, are the
chief sufferers from chronic sores and
ulcers. While the blood remains in
this unhealthy, polluted condition
healing is simply impossible and the
sore will continue to grow and spread
in spite of washes and salves or any
superficial or surface treatment, for
the sore i3 but the outward 6ign of
some constitutional disorder, a bad
condition of the blood and system,
which local remdies cannot curt..
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores
very root of the trouble and counteracts
impurities and poisons, and gradually
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and
blood purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure for chronic
sores and ulcers. If you have a slow-healing sore of any kind, large or
small, write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge.
Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIO CO.. ATLANTA. GA.
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
I 'Will A JJi 1 1 I.,.. 1 1 -IIP!
H-MlsMMll- itfiilV li f"-k"- u
The discovery of new ajrenti and n-w
methodB of administering the oM ageitti
UBd In dentistry fur eliminating pain,
has revolutionize'! practice, f AINLK.-8
DENTISTRY with u it not an experi
ment, but an absolute certainly, m
hundreds can temify. Don't you ta'e
any risks. We guarantee "No PAIN."
Both 'phones: Oregon South 2J9!;
Columbia ;w. Open evenings till b.
tiuudays from V to 12.
WISE BROS., Dentists.
rOttTLS.Nl.
A Plain Warning.
There is a passenger steamer on the
Elbe where the warning against speak
ing to the man at the wheel is dis
played in four different languages.
This is the English version: "Jo the
helm marine gentleman try conversa-I
tion not.
Platinum.
Platinum rarely occurs in nuggets,
though orree in a while a lump of it is
found; the biggest on record, about the
size of a tumbler, being now preserved
in the Dresden museum. Some time
ago John M. Davidson of Rochester, N.
Y., found the metal in two Meteroites
an interesting discovery, inasmuch
as it proved that platinum exists in
other worlds than ours.
Brought Their Seats.
In the good old times 500 years ago
there were no seats in the Parisian
schools except stools (or the teachers.
The pupils sat on bundles of straw
which they brought along.
ores
A Constant Drain
Upon the System
Valdosta, Cta., September, 1800.
Swift SpeclfLo Co., Atlanta, Q.
Sear Sirs: Something Ilk a rlslnc
earn oa my instep, vary small at
first, not at all painful, bat as It
g-rew larger and began to pain me I
co niol ted a doctor, bat ia spit of
all he could do the sore rot wars
and began to discharge; then other
aoraa cam until tha whole top of
my foot was on large mm of lores
and I could not walk. Than my hus
band, who had baaa cared of Scrof
ula by the use of B. B. 8., said be
believed it would cur me. I bea-aa
taking It and eight bottles ourad
me; my foot healed up nicely. I be
lieve I would have beea a oripple
for life but for S. S. B.
ME3. 0. XL KINO.
through the Wood. It goes to the
and removes from the blood all the
builds up the entire system and
when the blood has been purified
S
ana the system purged ol all morbid,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the eating ulcer or chronic
sore is soon entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar
anteed a Durelv vegetable remedy, a
; """ ' " 1111
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208, 209, 21 ', 211, 212. 211, Pfdllns Hlda
Cor. Third tod WaaMntuu sis.
OttSGVX.
THE UPWARD TREND
Mi
KVKK In the history of mankind baa there boon so nearly a world-
wide brotherhood as at this time. In fact, this tuny be said to le
the distinctive feature of t lilac nge, us compared with former nixes.
Never could so ninny ineu be willed truly clllsens of the world.
There Is more of a cosmopolitan spirit, more) of a bond of union
between nations, more of a universal Interest In the doings of men every
where, tlmu In nuy ago of the past. We tiro cowing to understand each
other better. The spirit of the Occident Is stirring tho Orient, while the
wisdom of the Orient Is Hooding tho Occident. Kven China la awakening.
Whatever we may think of the utilises of Knglnud's government lu India,
In the end the hind of the Hindu will be transformed.
There Is more of a spirit of unity In n religious sense. Christianity Is
belug preached In all nations, while Christians themselves are coming to
see the good that exists In nil religions. Narrowness In every sense Is pass
lug out. We are coming more snd moro to see the Interests of all the raws
as ldeutlenl. This world wide upward trend Is the distinctive feature nud
the hopeful sign of the present day.
There have been great empires In the past. Babylon once dominated all
Western Asia. At a later period Persia exercised the same rule. Then
Alexander, for a short time, made this territory tributary to Maeede.ii. lu a
few centuries Koine was queen of everything from England to Palestine.
Hut nil these empires were but narrow compared to the world of today.
They were held together by force. Now the bond Is moro of good will and
Interest. Then It was the conquest of all smaller nations by the larger.
Now It la a democracy of nations. Then, at the most, the union took In a
ftw tiilliilr.l itilllliin mottla. Now It extends to a billion and a half. Then
there was no cohesive power, no permanent union, no union at all. In fnet,
except that of the sword. Now there Is mutual understanding, trade rela
tions, constant travel, the railroad, the telegraph, tho steamship and a certuiu
universal good will.
All of this has made a revolution In International relations. Plfferent
states no longer distrust each other as formerly. Arbitration Is coming
more and more Into vogue. What before was left to the sword Is now
settled by the court.
Herein is presaged the eud of wnr. It la possible that the world has seen
Its last great conflict. If not. one or two more must end the chapter. The
conscience of the nations will no longer'permlt any great amount of blood
shed. The vast commercial Interests that are now stronger than any one
or two governments on the globe, will not allow themselves to be disturbed
by any extended struggles. There will still be, of course, a few little wars
among the smaller and less advanced nations, petty revolutions aud the like,
little disturbances on the ragged edges of humanity. These, too, must grad
ually disappear as clvlllzatiou and consolidation extend tlielr bounds. So
It Is not at all the dream of an enthusiast to predict that the preseut ecu
tury will see the final ending of wnr upon the planet
So all the Industrial Injustice, governmental corruption, and moral and
social evils that seem to flourish, are rntlier local In their tinturo and will
be sloughed off lu time by the healthy body of the whole humanity. These
are transitory eruptions, rather than permanent blemishes. The trend of
the entire race Is ouward aud the mighty momentum of the mass will sweep
out of the wgy every petty local barrier. The hope no longer lodges In any
particular nation, but rather In every nation. Even if tho Anglo Snxon
should falter, the Slav, the Teuton, the I.atln and the Oriental would move
forward. The falling apart of the eiitlre Hrltlsh empire would not check
the progress for a day. The many smaller streams are now uniting In one
great river, whose force Is Irresistible. There may be eddies aud becalmed
spaces, but the current sweeps on.
To the man with the larger view no age In history ever seemed so hopeful
of better things as does this. Never were such vast forces In motion, never
was such rapid progress made. Science, Invention, commerce, religious and
sociological Investigations, all are Ix-lng pressed more generally and with
more results than ever If fore. The wars for liberty have left us with their
blessings. Never did labor produce so abundiiutly. never were the comforts
of life more generally diffused. The press Is educating the world. The
spirit of truth Is abroad. Inspired by the heights that have been won. the
vanguards are pushing on to still higher heights. Having tasted political
liberty the masses are moving for economic liberty. The picture Is uot all j
bright, by any means, but It Is growing brighter, and the fact that so ninny ,
are aware Just what produces the dark places Is hopeful that the color
may be better blended and the defects removed. Keuver News. j
GARDENS IN THE KITCHEN.
Growing Herbs in the W laduwa ur
Winter t'ae.
Amerlcnn housewives may well take
a lesson from the foreign colonies In
our cities. A walk through one of
those colonies In summer shows many
window sills and fire escapes dotted
with growing herbs. Even In winter .
the green things peep and peer against I
the panes. Sometimes the herb pot Is
an old tin can or cracked pitcher. Oft- ,
ener It Is a box of handy size, and
somehow tbe box herbs always seem
the most luxuriant. Dill Is there, aud
mint and fennel, balm, sweet basil, ,
sweet marjoram, thyme Indeed. ' all
the flavorous tribe, l'arsley may be ,
bought fresh tbe yenr round from the
corner grocer, so It Is seldom seen in .
the boxes. It may be that supersti
tion has as much to do with that as
convenience. In the folklore of varl
ous lands parsley root is endowed with
malign powers. Ill luck comes to who- j
ever nulls It up save with the left
hand walklnz backward, and to carry
a growing root from one homestead to .
another la a sure Invitation to
mis
fortune.
A cook worth the name knows that
green herbs are "infinitely better for
seasoning than dry ones, even when
the dry ones are freshly grown. First
class ninrketmen also recognize the
fact by ofTering. alon? with costly
spring lamb, po' of tender, growing
mint to sauce tbe roast. One of these
mint pots, properly tended, will grow
for years and supply an ordinary
kitchen. Mint grows rapidly and the
better for frequent plucking. Stalks
should not be allowed to grow more
than six Inches high. If tbey are not
needed nip them off and dry In a shady
place against the time w hen more mint
may be needed than (be pot can fur
nish. This applies also to other herbs.
Aim la plucking to keep them bunchy
and stocky, so as to furnish many
leaves with the smallest niodlucuui of
stems. Garden-grown herbs' are per
mitted to bud before cutting down for
drying, but those In the herb-window
garden would better not exhaust their
strength In the effort to flower.
Kitchen air Is commonly both warm
and moist; hence things grow In It
almost tropically. Give the herbs the
sunniest window. If a box can be set
the whole window length all tbe bet
ter. One strong clump of each herb
la better than several weak ones, riant
them zigzag, up and down the sides of
the box. If seeds are sown let It be
In s smaller box, from which tbe
strongest plants can be set In the win
dow box, which should be s foot wide
and ten Inches deep Inside. Kill with
in an Inch of the top with very rich
dirt and give the plants monthly a lib
eral watering with liquid manure. If
that is out of the question soap suds,
tbe dirtier the better, should be given
weekly. Pour tbe suds around the
roots. Keep the green tops clean by
sprinkling with frcsb water at least
every other day.
From such a garden, says the Wash
ington Ktnr. one ran gather bouquets
of herbs every day In the year of rich
yet superlatively delicate flavor. Nor
Is that all tbe profit sauces, extracts,
delicious drinks may come from It, not
to mention the delights of watching
and tending a mass of thrifty growth.
Onion Finds a Defender.
Tbe onion Is one of those strenuous
vegetables about wjilcb one cannot be
Indifferent. One either yearns for It
with a passionate longing or else utter
ly repudiates It and everybody who
has any trafficking with It.
If one never bad to take one's onions
at second hand It would not be so
A WORLD MOVEMENT.
bad. If the law would ouly set apart
one day a week for the consumption of
onions and forbid It. under jM-nalty of
tine and Imprisonment-preferably tin-
' prlsonment -at all other times It would
be a boon to the world. The ouloii
j hater would at least know when to
j take to the woods and bow lung 'to
' stay there.
As for banishing the onion from the
kitchen, that would tx- a crime. There
linve lieen poets ho have sung Its
praises, but perhaps some of the prose
rhapsodies are Just as eloquent. Kor
Instance. If you want to crush your
neighbor who regards your dlsli of
onions with a supercilious eye. Just
ask him If lie knows that the onion
la called "the roue among roots."
Ask him If he knows that "without
It there would he no gastronomic art;"
that "Its presence lends color and en
chantment to the modest dish. Its ab
sence reduces the rarest dainty to
hopeless Insipidity and the diner to de
spair." 't is quite possible that your haughty
neighbor limy decline to follow this
hint and may slmw signs of not being
plunged Into despnlr pending the nd
ditlon of onions to bis own menu. The
autl onlonlst Is a stiff necked
1'rovldence Journal.
party.
PLAN TO CHICK PROFANIIY. j
An atitl-profiinlty league has been
formed at Hertlin, Neb., which Is quite
unique as an organization. The con-'
hi t ii t Ion provides
that the member- :
ship shall bo lim
ited to young
women, and that
the chief object of
the league ahull
be to stop the
swearing habit
among young
men.
The members of
the order are to
discourage atten-1
tlotis from any
young inn u who
MISS KKHSLtH. I,li,,.,. i .,.. I
lug. Twenty-six young women have
signed the membership roll thus fur.
One enthusiastic member proposed
that tbe members be prohibited from
speaking to young men who swear,
but this radical Idea was not adopted.
The first president of tbe Antl -profanity
League Is Miss Florence Kessler,
daughter of the proprietor of a de
partment store at Iiertha. The secre
tary Is Miss Birdie Carbon.
Paid Mage to Iteruse.
A solicitor for a Wall street paper
had been trying for a long time to se
cure the signature of Itussell Sage to
an advertising contract at a coBt of
$100 per year, but to no purpose. To
show how diligently be had been work
ing, hoping thereby to Induce Mr. Kage
to sign the contract, be said:
"I think, Mr. Sage, you ought to fa
vor me with this order, for I have been
after you for three years."
The old financier leaned hack In his
chair, thought a moment, says the
New York Times, and then asked:
"How long have you been trying to got
this contract, did you say?"
"Three years," hopelessly replied the
sgent.
"Then, you see," continued Mr. Bage,
"I have saved Just $300."
When a woman commences to talk
about a sealskin coat, she might at
well buy one. It will be among hut
assets sooner or later.
The new Idea In men's clothing
seems to be to have them hang like
gunny sack.
Miss Gannon, Scc'y Detroit
Amateur Art Association, tells
young women what to do to
avoid pain and suffering caused
by female troubles.
" I can conscientiously recommend
I.yiliu P.. rinkliu ill's' Vegetable)
Compound to those of my sisters
suffering with femnlo weakness and
the troubles which so often befall
women. I milTcred for mouths with
general weakness aud felt a weary
that 1 had hard work to keep up. I
had slutting pains and was utterly
miserable. In mv distress 1 wns sd
vixed to use l.yillil 10. I'liikliHiu'S
VeirHulilo Compound, and It wna
a red letter day to me when I took the
Hnt dose, for at that time my restora
tion began. In six weeks I was
changed woman, perfectly well In
every respect. I felt so elated and
happy that I want all women who
suffer to get well as I did." Miss
(It'll. A 11 KNOW, S.10 Jonea Nt, IVIrolt.
Corresponding Hoe'y Mich. Amateur
Art Association. taooo ftrftlt If trMml tt
It Is clearly shown In tbh
voting lailv'a letter that I. villi K.
rltiklinni'it Vegetable t'onipouiid
will surely euro the sufferings of
women ; ami when one considers
thitt Miss (iannon's letter U only
one of hundreds which we have, tl
great virtue of Mrs. Ptukham's medi
cine must b admitted by ail.
The Weight of Crowds.
The load which is produced by a
dense crowd of persons is generally
taken at 80 to 100 pounds per square
loot and is considered to be tbe greatest
tin i form I ly distributed load for which s
floor need Le proportioned.
L'niqus Mountains.
There are four unique mountains In
Lower California two ol alum, one ol
alum anil aulpu mixed and one of puts
sol pur. It is estimated that in the
four peaks named there are 100,000,000
tons of pure alum aud 1,000,000 tons
of sulphur.
Tommy Won.
Two brothers went to the same
school. They sere absent about a
lortnight, and then one returned alone.
"Whet" is your brother Ihomas?"
Inked the master.
"i'loase, sir, he's laid up with a
sprained arm. We were trying to see
which could lean out ol the window
(artheruet, and Tommy won."
Reasonably Uood.
Mrs. Dick Hid you aud Joe have
good sport?
Hick Well, w didn't get any
game; but we didn't shoot each other.
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ST. JACOBS
OIL
POSITIVELY CURES
Rheumatism
Neuralgia
Backache
.IP Hparlarhft
Feetache
All Bodily Aches
AND
CONQUERS
PAIN.
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She Mad Him.
Mrs. Towor Frankly, John Tower, 1
think you are the meanest man I ever
saw.
Mr. Tower I wouldn't say that,
Gusty; you know you've said hundred
of times that you have been tbe making
of mo.
Eccentricities of lllu Blood.
Mrs. Ilighup Do you believe that
it ia trne that tbe Kmpnror William is
having the milk from his farm at I'ots
dam retailed in lierlin from wagons
with his name printed on themT
Mrs. Wayupp- I shouldn't wonder.
It's nothing. Why, even my grand
father did the same thing. New York
Weekly.
Advance of Science.
"My fee for the surgical operation
which is a dangerous one," said the
eminent expert, "will lis $5,000."
"Five thousand dollars? Whew!"
exclaimed the prospective victim.
"Why, four centuries ago the royal ex
ocutloners hadn't the nerve lo charge
over (10 for their work." Ilaltiniore
American.
A Laudable Ambition.
Aunt Have you no serious purpose
In life?
Niece Oh, yes. I want to find a
real wicked man and marry him to re
form him. New York Journal.
Too Realistic Altogether.
Foot light And was the lighthouse
scone renliHtlc?
Hue Urette Oh, yes Tbey had a
real light house at lai-t night's perform
ance. Yonkers Htatesmati.
an
i Bast Ciiuuh Brrun. Taau-a Uikj
L Das M ' li,
1""' lai
ik.. il .Season OMR.
Clarence Mlneshelinr of the
BuX e" Chang-', """
the exactions lin.s.Hl ui ' ''
of an active broker, said thai 1 '
lioped before this lo have been In the
Ailliondacks shooting.
"It I. so long since I have had '
outing," remarked Pick ''" '
fear that I am very rusty In i X
knowledge of the game laws h
does tho game season open, Clurryi
Hadn't Trlfd It.
Mrs. We.UIWaa that ;"
who gave you the clstitr a friend or
'"weddlo-1 don't know: I haven't
smoked It 'tJ-'N',riL '
Corn on the Cob.
Not many people have ever had the
elmi.ee to eat an ear ol roasted
the cob In the middle of winter, lum-
n...... . Wrr lima., wholesale
ever, in"."'. - -
grocers of Portland, had a small quan
tity put up under their MonopoW brand
and had It shipped to them Irom the
... . M-l - 1. .till II tl SI I V
state ol mains, to" ,
or seven ears In a gallon can and while
it Is much higher In price than their
regular Monopole rannml corn, there
are many who srs willing to pay eslra
lor such an unusual dslnty.
Might Ksgrsl II.
Mistress -Poor, darling llllle Top
sy! I'm afraid she will never recover
llo you know. Ilrl.lgel, 1 think the
kindest thing would bo to have her
shot and put out of tier misery.
llrldget'lVed ma'am I wmildnl
do that, She might gel better, after
all, an' then ye d bo sorry yd had
her killed.-Punch. "
Chopping Mtm Off.
The Count (passionately)-1 Me
ice ver-r ree gr-r r round you walk
on! . .
The Heiress (culdly)-I always
ride!- Puck.
CASTOR I A
For Iofaut and Children.
The Kind You Hats Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Couldn't Be Otherwise.
Miss Hllm "Who wrote 'Man Pro
poses?
Miss Antique "Probably some In
experience I youug author." New
York Tribune.
fit rwMM.nf St. m wM
rllw n. Ut iwrfW mi.'.oi
M MWHIUWMI
m, l.a ii ni,.iu.ui .mi.,fi.iw.ir.
Had Seen Httr Itays.
Kind 1-adyl suppose you
seen better days?
hare
Tramp Yes'm. One day last week
I got three dinners and ten beers.
IMroll Free Press.
loo nawAiiu aioo.
Tti reado'i l lhi. i'i-r ul be r!w1 lo
Svitt thai tftor is l lr.l uon 4f'!l tl
Hi. Mmm bu 1 "n able lo fura in all In
". ar4 Dial U catarrh llair.l alarm lot
l.tbaoior Mlllv cut. alltiwu le tl, mmtlr;
(rat.ruilr 4 alarrb roimllulloual ill.
raat, rriulf fon.timttoual ir. amino
Maii't Catarrh Curs I. ta.on IntafiiaUf , a. oti,
iirreilf upon tha bit.) ami miiriMi. .tinS'-..
at ilia ay.lnui, litrvt,y d.irtivni lit .in.a
llotl et tha tb'a1, are! l.ln tha atl.-t
.Ir.ngth hy tHllWtlti up tha ismalllut-Oft au
aa.tirtf uatiira In doing lla wnrk. Tha '"
lrllur. have an mtt-h laltti lit Ha rurally
cowers. Ilial lripf i.ttrr Olio llorelrad ltlar
',r any ru. Ihal H laila uioun. twb4 tuf b
! Ir.tluiuulat.. A't lrc.
r J II KSKV A CO, Toledo,
K,M f itrtimiiata, 7e.
11. ,1. r.uii.j I'll). . th. tiaa
Adapted lo l ists.
"I see that you have taken up the
vertical system nf penmanship. Why
did you do that?"
"Oh, haven't you heard? Why,
are living In a Hut now."
Mothers will find Mrs. mnslow's Booth
lug Mynip lh 1mi rammly K use lor tlio
jliiltlran during the leettiuis period.
Humiliated.
"What'i the trouble, Henry?" asked
the wlfu. "Wasn't the majority an
large as you expected?"
"I'm not thinking about the elec
tion, Jess," gloomily replied the
atntesnian, whose admiring eonstlt
iieiils had returned him to congress
for another term. "You remember
there Is a brand of a 5 cent cigars
named for me? Well, they're selling
them two for G cents now." Chicago
Tribune.
Plan s ('iir fx a renirxly fur coughs, nolda
ami i-oiiaiiiiipiioii. Try IU i'rlce a ceiiu,
si dmgglsi.
Tough Leather.
A sign on an Knst Hide shop win
dow reads:
"Fried Hhoes." Tho merchants
name la Fried, but he forgot to put a
comma after It." New York Times
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
Genuine
Carter's
Little liver Pills.
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I F0 HEADACHE
IrOU OIUINUt.
Inn BIUOOSRESt.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
TOR CONSTIPATION.
TOR SALLOW SKIR.
IFOR THECOMPltlini
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Hair Splits
"I have used Ayer's Hair Vigor
for thirty years, It a elegant ?or
s hair dressing and for keeping tha
hair from splitting at tils end."
J, A.Gruncnfolder,lranifork,i,
Halr-spllttlnff splits
friendships. If the hair
splitting is done on your
own head, It loses friends
for you, for every hair of
your head is a friend.
Ayer's Hair Vlfjor In
advance will prevent the
splitting. If tho splitting
has begun, It will stop it.
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anuil ua una dollar ami s will aiinac
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The t ew Hunt.
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Tiifuut -- I'e wolst evoe u ye,
notice how biildheaited ho IsT
A scum--Yes,
Tiiftiut-Well, dnt's from rldln' so
much In prison vans: It wotn all its
lialr off th top of his head. I'hll.
delphla Piess.
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ran five ymi l ha Imi Iwrialn. In Italian
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