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    Filial Sympathy.
"When I waa your use,"
tioldbsirs sternly, "I earned
living."
Hit son looked oneway,
said
Mr.
own
but ws
silent.
"Well, have you coihinn to say for
yon rue I ( in that connection?"
"N-uothing. air, except that I sym
pathiaa with yon, and congratulate you
on the fact that it's all over." Lon
don Tit-fiitt.
Not Up-to-Date.
"Ilif novel wai a failure, I under
stand."
"Of course it waa."
"Why of course?"
"Oh, he waa so terribly beh iud the
times."
"In what way."
"Why, he culled his heroine Flii
beth, and everybody knows that that is
entirely out of date. V e are now in
t ie Dorothy cycle of literature, and I
have an idea that Josephine is cowing
next." Brooklyn taglo.
The Boy Felt Sate.
A Brooklyn school teacher, whose
scene of labor is not on the aristocratic
Park Slope, recently told one of his
boy pupils, who was insubordinate,
that be muet behave.
"If you do not do better," said the
teacher, "I shall see your father."
"Huh!" said the boy, who was only
three feet high, "yer will have to take
a pick and shovel to tee him. He's
dead." New York limes.
To Form a Habit
"Poverty is uncomfortable, as I can
testify," said James A. Garfield, "but
nine times out of ten the best thing
that can happen to a young man is to
be tossed overboard and be compelled
to sink or swim. In all my acquaint
ance I have never known a man to be
drowned who was worth the saving."
Too Strong a Negative.
"It's pretty bard to select a wife
nowadays," remarked Mr. Con Seet;
"the average girl of today doesn't know
enough."
"I've found," replied Mr. Mittens,
"that they 5o!' entirely too mocb."
Philadelphia Record.
U Others Only Knew It.
Briaht Have you heard the latest
mother-in-law joke?
Dolle There are no mother-in-law !
iokes! Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
A SURPRISED PHYSICIAN.
A Dying Patient Recovers Through the
Interpoaltloa of a Humble Ocrtnaa.
Chit ago, Nov. 15.
Some weeks ago Dr. G , a very
reputable and widely known physician
Jiving on C street, was called to at
tend a very complicated case of Rheu
matism. Upon arriving at the house
he found a man about fortv years of
age, lying in a prostrated and serious
condition, with his whole frame danger
ously affected with the painful dis
ease. He prescribed for the patient,
but the man continued to grow worse,
and on Sunday evening be was found to
be in a very alarming condition. The
kneea and elbows and larger joints
were greatly inflamed, and could not be
moved. It was only with extreme
difficulty that the patient could be
turned in bed, with the aid of three or
four persons. The weight of the
clothing was so painful that means had
to be adopted to keep it from the pa
tient's body.
The doctor saw that his assistance
would be of no avail, and left the bouse,
the members of the family following
him to the door, weeping. Almost im
mediately the griet stricken ones were
addressed by a humble German. He
had heard of the despair of the family
and now asked tbem to try his remedy,
and accordingly brought forth a bottle
of St. Jacobs Oil. The poor wife ap
plied this remedy. The first applica
tion eased the patient very much; after
a few hours they used it again, and,
wonder ot wonders, the pain vanished
entirely! Every subsequent applica
tion improved the patient, and in two
days he waa well and out. When the
doctor called a few days after he waa
indeed surprised.
Our First Launching.
The first vessel launched by the
early American colonists was the
Blessing of the Bay, launched in Mas
sachusetts bay July 4, 16bl.
hronic
Eating Ulcers,
And A source of worry, anxiety and endless tremble to those who are afflicted
with them, particularly so when located tipon the lower extremities whore :
the circulation is weak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating nicer upon the
leg is a frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the
tiisue beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh
melting away and feel the strength going out with the sickening discharges.
Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple
boil, swollen gland, bruise or pimple ad are a threatening danger always,
because while all such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this
should make you suspicious of all chronic
ticularly if cancer runs in your family.
greatest annoyance because they are
so persistent and unsightly and de
tract from one's appearance.
Middle aged and old people and
those whose blood is contaminated
and tainted with the germs and poison
of malaria or some previous sickness,
or excessive use of mercury, are the
chief sufferers from chronic sores and
ulcers. While the blood remains in
this unhealthy, polluted condition
healing is simply impossible and the
ore will continue to grow and spread
ia spite of washes and 6alves or any
superficial or surface treatment, for
the sore is but the outward 6ign of
some constitutional disorder, a bad
condition of the blood and system.
which local remdies cannot cure.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores
very root of the trouble and counteracts
impurities and poisons, and gradually
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and
blood purifier and tonic combined and a
ores and ulcers. If yon have a
mall, write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge.
Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free.
THE SWIFT SPLOmO CO., ATLANTA, OA
BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATIONS
Of America Use Pe-ru-na For
Catarrhal Diseases.
Mrs. Henrietta A. S. Marsh.
Woman's Beneeoleat Aeeoelatloa mt
rhleae.
Mrs. Henrietta A. S. Marsh, Presi
dent Woman's Benevolent Association
of S27 Jackson Park Terrace, Wood
(awn, Chicago, 111., says:
' l suttereu with la grippe (or seven
weeks and nothing helped me until I
tried Pernna. I felt at once that I had
at last secured the right medicine and
kept steadily improving. Within
three weeks I was fully restored."
Henrietta A. S. Marsh.
ladapendeat Order of Good Tejiplare,
of tVaahlnttoau
Mrs. T. W. Collins, treasurer I. O.
G. T., of Everett, Wash., has nsed the
great catarrhal tonic, Peruna, for
aggravated case of dyspepsia. She
writes:
"After having a severe attack of
grippe, I also suffered with dyspepsia.
After taking Peruna I could eat my
regular meals with rHi.-h, my system
was built up, my health returned, and
I have remained in excellent strength
and vigor now for over year. Mrs.
T. W. Collins.
If you do not derive prompt and sat'
isfactory results from the nee of Peru
na, write at one to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case and he
will be pleased to give you bis valuable
advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, president of
the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Never Still.
Mrs. Naggem And do yon love me
still?
'aggem (wearily) I don't know;
I've never bad the chance.
Well Trained.
Old Lady (to boy who has fetched
ner a glass oi water) Thank you, my
hoy; yoo were very quick about it.
Boy That's nothin', ma'am. I'm
nsea to it. i naa a job of carrying
water to the elephants in a ci'cus.
Pick-Me-Cp.
Qreat After Dinner Speech.
Sponger The beet after-dinner
speech I ever heard was once when I
was out with Goodley.
Winks And who made the speech?
Sponger Goodley. He said: "Let
me have the check, please, waiter."
A Synonym,
a synonym?'
"What
teacher.
asked a
"Please, air." said a lad, "it's a
word you can use in place of another if
you don't know how to spell the other
one."
An Adequate Supply.
"Henpeck has given up smoking eh?
That takes a good deal of will power."
"Yes. His wife has it." Puck.
Safer, Too.
Lover One kins is worth a hundred
letteis.
Damsel Oh, you're very sentimen
tal. Lover Oh, no. The kiss, you know,
can't be introduced in breach of
promise suit.
French Like a Native.
Merritt Why, I speak Frunch like a
native. In conversation with one of
them the other day, he asked me if I
wasn't born in France.
Cora Doesn't that go to prove, my
dear, that the French are the politest
people in the world? New York Times.
ores
A Constant Drain
I !,... oh . c
uyuii uiu JiB0W) 150,000,000 worth of Govern
slow-healing ulcers and sores, par-
Face sores are common and cause the
Veldosta, G., September, 1900.
Swift Sped no Co., Atlanta, Oa.
Dear Sir: Somathias' like a rising
earn on my Instep, Try small at
first, not at all painful, bat as It
fr.w larger and beg-an to pain me I
consulted a doctor, bat ia spite of
all he ooold do the sore got worse
and began to discharge; than other
sores cam until the whol top of
my foot was on lara mass of sores
and I could not walk. Then my hus
band, who had been cured of Sorof.
ala by the as of 8. 8. 8., said h
believed it would ear m. X began
taking it and tight bottle cured
ma; my foot healed up nicely. I be.
llev I would hav been a cripple
(or lif but for 8. 8. 8.
UBS. C. H. KINO.
through the blood. It goes to the
and removes from the blood all the
builds up the entire system and
when the blood has been purified
and the system purged oi all morbid,
unhealthy matter the healing process
begins, and the eating ulcer or chronic
sore is soon entirely gone.
S. S. S. contains no mineral or poison
ous drugs of any description, but is guar
anteed a purely vegetable remedy, a
safe and permanent cure for chronic
slow-healing sore of any kind, large or
Third-class railway fares lu India
are less than a farthing (half a cout)
a tulle.
Tea seeds resemble small hmel nuts.
They are sown lu beds to grow thickly
together like cabbago,
Bats and their parasites are held re
sKuslble, by au Italian expert, for
the transmission of plague lu some
cases.
Mrs. Mary A. Kidder, eighty-two
years old, and one of the oldest au
thors lu New Euelnud, continues to
write poetry.
A Masonic medal has been struck to
commemorate the Duke of Con
naught's Inducttou as graud master of
English Free Masonry.
Matilda I think that Frank waa
wholly disinterested In asktug me to
be his wife. Vuele George Disinter
ested? He was positively reckless.
Canadian governmental reports show
that, at the present rate of consump
tion of timber for pier, the forests
of the Dominion would supply the
world with pulp for SW years to come.
Nidah, Ua., has a population of 2.000
people, all of whom live In tram cars.
The town hall consists of two cars
knocked Into one, and a church has
also been provided by the same de
vice.
In a Berlin Insane asylum la a pa
tient. It la said, whose balr changes
color with her temperature. When
she Is cool and unlet her hair la a
light yellow, but when she Is restless
and excited It becomes auburn.
Sir William Gordon MocGregor,
fourth baronet of his line. Is an lu-
mate of the workhouse at Leytoustone,
London suburb. The first baronet
was sergeant surgeon to George IV.
The fourth is suffering from locomo
tor ataxia.
Napkins became popular In France
sooner than In England. At one time
It was customary at great French din
ners to change the napkins at every
course, to perfume them with rose
water and to have them folded a dif
ferent way for each guest
The Arabic used In the Koran dif
fers as much from the Arabic used
In ordinary conversation and Inter
course In the East as the Latin differs
from the Italian. The Koran Arabic
Is that of the literary classes; the col
loquial Is that of the common people.
President G. Stanley Hall, of Clark
University, has been studying the al
most total absence of insanity among
negroes. He believes It Is because,
being newer to clvtllxatioo, the race
has not run through so many differ
ent and crucial experiences as the
white race.
The one poem most often translated
Into every language of the civilized
and uncivilized world was written by
woman "The Ode to Aphrodite." by
Sappho. Shakespeare's works have
borne the test of but three centuries;
Sappho's have stood through twenty
five centuries.
Don Emlllo de Ojeda, the new Span
ish minister, is almost certain to be
great favorite in Washington. He
has a distinguished appearance, speaks
English fluently, has a wide knowledge
literature and as a painter easily
might have made a career. Senor de
Ojeda is, besides, auan of ample for
tune.
Congressman Robert W. Davis, of
lorida, was out bunting south ot St
Augustine when a large black bear
took to bunting blm. The Congress
man took a shot at Bruin and then
fled, but the bear was gaining and the
fugitive climbed a tree just In time
to save himself. He remained there
several hours before help came and
scared away bis pursuer.
Nikola Tesla, the student of elee
triclty, was drawn for Jury duty In New
York City, but was excused from ser
vice because be Is opposed to capital
punisnmenr, anu couiu not agree to a
verdict of guilty, when by doing so be
would endanger a prisoner's life. Mr.
Tesla does not agree with those who
would return a verdict of guilty In a
murder case while disbelieving In the
death penalty, homing that they are
not responsible for the law as It stands.
William K. Vanderbllt and Grover
Cleveland received, respectively, the
! largest and smallest checks ever issued
individuals by the United States Gov
erntuent. At one time Mr. Vanderbllt
'meut bonds, and on this amount drew
annual Interest of $2,000,000. At the
ci0ge of Mr. Cleveland's second admln-
lstratlon It was discovered. In settling
up bis accounts for salary, that the
Government owed him one cent. A
check for that amount was forwarded
to him, and as It has never been pre
sented for payment It Is probable that
the recipient preserves It as a curiosity.
The famous French geographer,
Ellsce Reel us, who is now In his seventy-third
year, lives at Brussels In great
seclusion, the only place where a
stranger can meet him being at a vege
tarian restaurant where be takes bis
meals. He has been a vegetarian all
bis life, and declares that the time will
C0Ble when Europeans will look
on
beef -eating with the. same horror that
we do on cannibalism. One day he came
to a friend pale and agitated. "My wife
is deceiving me," he exclaimed; and
when bl friend looked at him In aston
ishment be added: "I have surprised
her when she was boiling my spinach
In bouillon."
PROFIT SHARING.
Experiment Tried on a Canadian
Htrect Hallway.
The adoption of a practical system of
profit sharing by the street railway
company of Vancouver Is an experiment
that will be of Interest to all who watch
the development of our Industrial sys
tem. The Independent, a weekly pub
lished In the Interests of organized la
bor In Vancouver, B. C, gives a report
of an address by Manager Buntzen, of
the street railway company, to a mass
meeting of workmen, which was alao
addressed by President Mabon, of the
Street Railway Men's Union of Ameri
ca. The meeting shows the harmonious
relations existing between the street
railway company and Its employe.
The company ha voluntarily decided
that the regular employee shall re
ceive as their share of Its profits one
third of the amount available for divi
dends after the ordinary shareholders
have received 4 per cent. This means,
as estimated, that at the end of the
first year each employe will receive
about 10; at the end of the second
year the share will be about $30, and
In five years It will be $100. The men
will receive the standard union wages.
Manager Ituutsen says that, In his oplu
lou. the Increased Interest lu the com.
pany's welfare on the part of the cm
ployes created by the new system will
add so much to the company's success
that the shareholders, as well a the
men, will gain by the Innovation.
The employes' proportion of the
profits will be divided equally among
them, all being considered as units In
making the company's business a suc
cess, lu addition to this voluntary
concession the company pays as high
wagea for every class of work as are
paid by other local employers, and,
generally sneaking, higher wages. The
company also makes certain conces
sions In the way ot uniforms, light and
transportation, that employer lu other
lines ot business are not In a position
to grant. It Is customary to look for
rocks In the way of all such Industrial
experiments. Men do not work for
low wages, uor under unfavorable con.
d I lions, voluntarily, but because they
are forced to do so by the condition
ot the labor market. The model em
ployer, the man who voluntarily does
more than he la forced to do, because
he sees that there Is something wrong
and that the meu are entitled to more. Is
worthy of all houor. One of the diffi
culties ot such a scheme I that employ-
meut with blm acquires au economic
value which the workmen may be
forced to pay to middlemen or Inter
mediaries. But It Is time enough to look
tor such trouble when It begins to de
velop. A good relationship and a feel
ing ot mutual Interest have a value that
cannot be accurately estimated In dol
lars, and these have beeu secured al
ready by the Vancouver Street Hall
way Company. We may learu some day
that an honest desire to do right can
cure most of the Industrial evils of mod
ern society. Toronto Globe.
WHERE WHEAT IS GROWN
United State, Kneel and France Ih
Urealeet Ma lee re la til World.
Some of the great wheat-growing
countries are scarcely ever referred to
as large raisers of this cereal simply
because, needing the gralu at home,
they export very little. Italy, Germany
aud Spain, for example, all grow far
larger quantities than Argentina or
Australia, but we bear little about their
wheat, because tbey consume practical
ly all of It at borne. Much Is written
about the wheat crops of Argentina aud
Australia because they are contributors
to the general commerce In wheat,
though, as a rule, twelve countries each
produce more wheat than Australia aud
ten countries surpass Argentina in an
nual yield.
It would take about all the wheat of
Australia to make the macaroni that
Italy manufactures from her home
wheat supply, with a great surplus left
for bread. Argentina would bare to In
crease ber product about fivefold to
raise the amount of wheat grown In
France, which ranks third among the
world's producers. It Is easy to forget
that France Is surpassed only by the
United States aud ltussla In wheat pro
duction, for her great crop doe not
supply her need, and she Is a wheat
buying country. A little over forty
years ago rye bread was the staple food
of the French peasantry, but most of
them have since Joined the wheat-eaters,
with the result that the people can
not raise all the wheat they need.
France's average crop Is usually
about one-third larger than that of In
dla, whose wheat seems to attract more
attention than France's harvest, for no
other reason apparently than because
In good crop year India Is expected to
help supply the deficiency of Europe.
Except In" famine years India has
from 12,000,000 to 35,000,000 bushels of
export wheat grown In our winter
months, when the climate In the best
wheat districts Is usually as cool, at
least, as a Minnesota summer. TuoiiKb
India Is the fourth largest grower, the
wheat crop Is far Inferior In Importance
either to the rice of the lowlands or the
millet of the drier plateau of the Dec
can, these two grains being the great
staples of vegetable food. There Is an
export tax on rice because the country
needs all It grows, but the ability to
help supply Europe with wheat bread Is
a boon to the farmers of the I'unjab, fur
which they have to thank the Suez
canal. Tbey could not send wheat to
Europe as long as It was necessary to
double the Cape of Good Hope passing
through the tropics both In the Indian
ocean and the Atlantic, but steamxhlp
transportation throuifli the canal made
a new source of breadstuffs, tributary
to Europe, and Indian export wheat Is
one of the most conspicuous Illustra
tions of the Influence a great ship canal
may exert upon the economic conditions
of a country.
Kvolutlon.
Being convinced of the Impossibility
of supporting his large family at any
of the unskilled felonies, the man hit
on the unusunl expedient of seeking
honest employment
'But," he reflected, "If 1 seek such
employment under my right name. Hill
Jones, nobody will hire me, while If I
give my name as Hank Kuilth, say,
I shall be Jailed for getting a job by
false pretenses. Dear mel What shall
I do? Ob, I know. I'll Just Incorpor
ate, and seek employment a the Hank
Bmlth Corporation. Then It's nobody's
business what I do."
This shows how much better off ne
cessity Is by knowing a little law,
Life.
Oyater of Artificial Propagation.
Investigation has shown that oyster
are susceptible of artificial propagation,
just as shad, salmon and otner food
fish.
Couldn't Corner Hint,
Miss Gushing Which do you prefer,
Mr. Dashing blondes or brunettes?
Jack Dashing Oh, It all depends on
the girl I am with.
A It Really Was.
"Lay on, Macduftl" cried
Macbeth.
Macduff was motionless.
"Whut'll lie the maltor noo?" said
Macbeth. "Dinna ye kn tlmt's the
cue?"
"I was na sure," said Macduff,
"whether ye wo e just reeht in yet
(rammer. I thought ye meant 'lie on'
an' that I wadna stand but it's all
reeht noo."
And the conflict began.
HOW'S THIST
I w eirernae II unarm uonsra ncwern inreny
at i atlarru that can uot beuured b Uall 1
Catarrh Cure. ,
r. J. t!l!t?NKY A Co.. Prop. . Toledo, 0.
We lh umtnraliiued, have anna a K J I hi-iu-y
for (ho eatt 1. voiir. ami Ih'IIpv loin prrtet'i.e
hou.irnbie III eb Itu-life. ti-Miiat'tlnii suit an-
am'iailr elite to tarry utitauy iMnUius maU
ty llielt arm.
WT. THI'AX.
H'bulenl I'riiKSleta, Toledo,
to AU'INU KliNSN,( MAHV1K,
Wholesale Priifmeii, Toledo. O.
ITall'a Catarrh (Jure ia taken internally, eomiif
dlroetly ou ilia blond etui imic.HH nrlnoiol
the avutem. l'rWe T.v p,-r Vull, SvlU By ell
druittfiMti, TVeilimtnUli Irts
Uall'i t'eiullr i'llle are I lie beat.
Quick Promotion.
"1 hear your brother is an assistant
bookkeeper"
"Yes, indeed. And, do you know,
be proved htmtelf so clever that they've
paused him over the llret and second
aHiptantlilis and made him third
assistant right oft."
DO IT NOW.
Wis Bros , th Famous Portland Dcat
lata, Advise People Not to Neg.
tret th Teeth.
"Do It now," said Dr. W. A. VU,
th great dentist of the Failing build
ing, 1'ortluml, Or., th other day speak
ing of getting one's teeth attended to.
The doctor untd the w idely famous
saying of the late Key. Dr. MalUde V.
Itahcock, who put all fashioualile New
York in a (ever of immediate Intention
to do riuht by simply repeating his
sound advice to always "do it now.
when anyone thought of performing a
good act.
'1 he many obstacles that long Pre
vented people from taking proper care
of their teeth have been aliti.nt entire
ly removed by modern methods," con
tinued Dr. Wise. "fha exn is
very moderate. The pain 1 absolutely
nothing. Prosperity reigns evety where
and there ia scarcely anyone too poor
to afford having bad teeth extracted
and serviceable new ones put In. f al
teeth, as we mak them, cannot be told
from natural ones, and the wearar ran
eat about as well as ever after a little
pMi-tioe. Everybody with good tew I It
! should offer up a prayer of thankful
1 iiess and go immediately to a good
' dentint and have the teeth examined
so at to t sur there are no beginning!
of decay apparent. Take th trouble
at their inception and only a little
work is neces-ary. And at all events,
no matter how far teeth trouble have
gone, go Immediately and once have
your teeth put in per ''act order. Afier
that it Is an ray matter to watch theti
anil keep them permanently in good
order.
'The whole rermon I well summed
in Dr. I!bi'o'k's words 'do it now.
I "We claim that there are no facili
' tie for dental work in the Northwest
superior to what we offer at our otllce
in the Failing builidng, I'ortlsnd, Or.
We have thcusands of patients and aie
ready to welcome thousands more."
A Matter of Wonder.
Mrs. Perk (who has returned
Niagara)! stood speechless-
from
Mr. Peck Wonderful, wonderful!
(to himself) I wonder how Niagara
did ilT Detroit Free Press.
Make Vour l.lvt r Lively.
A lay. languid llrer kcei jt.jo in had health
all Ihe lime. Wake It up tu lively et-tlon with
I aacareta Tandy Cathartic. All driyglacs. It-;,
Always.
Pa What did yon learn at school
today, Bobbie?
Bobbie I learned to say "Yes, Mr."
Pa Are you always going to asy
"Yes, sir7"
Bobbie Yep! Exchange.
The Unlucky Thirteen.
Prison Visitor Why are yon
here,
my miguiuixl Irlenil7
Prisoner I'm the victim of the un
lucky number 13.
Visitor Indeed! How's that?
Prisoner Twelve jurors and on
Judge.
feiiaiWL'
AVccct.iLlc Preparation for As
similating flic Kood and licgula
liitg Hie Stomachs aiul Bowels of
Promotes DigeslioDClvcrfuf
nessaridRcst.CoiildinstK;lll?r (hiuim.Morpliine nor Mineral.
Not Nakc otic.
jmp aid nmjn.imnu
uv?u4a(e
aWejBjSJsSAJeV eWVIhrT
A perfect Remedy forConsllpA
Tion. Sour Sloniach.UiarrlKiea
and Lobs or SLEEP.
Facsimile Signature 0
NEW YORK.
EXACT COPY Of WRAPPER.
1
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Long Hair
Ahoni vear aco my hilr wit
coming out very fst, so I bought
botilo of Aycr's Hair Vigor. It
slopped the lallint na maue my
h.lr omvi verv ran dlv. until now It
Is 45 Inches in length." Mrs. A.
Boydston, Atchison, Kans.
There's another hunger
than that of the stomach.
Hair hunger, for Instance.
Hungry hair needs food,
needs hair vlgoryr'i.
This Is why wc say that
Aycr's Hair Vigor always
restores color, and makes
the hair grow long and
heavy. ummiu. ah tr..iw.
If .uir lrtwi"l Miittol ener-iy J'""
send one duller end e will etiir
yiti a IkiUIi.
he tine end site the nam
at vuui lienreet elerKi du-e. AddH
J. (', A V rill TO.. Uiwell, Maaa.
.Standing Lp for Ills Rights.
"(let out of hrel" growlod th
larvae In the cheers rind, as the weevil
sought to mak an entrance.
"Hut why," protested lha weevil,
"there la plenty of room for ns both!"
"Where's your skipper's llcenaelf"
asked the larvae, haughtily.Judg.
Ta Rreah I New Shoea,
Alwata ah In Allan foot Kea. a iwdr.
ll cure. rhllilain. damp, ewce'lns, at'htii,
awrtilteit f.l. I'ltrre Corna end tltinktria, Al
all drim lata end ah nWa, ', Ih.i, i ai-eii4
ar auUoinle camplo mailed r'Ui.t. Addiva
Alleu a. Olwatvad, UU, N V
Th ilulternut Tree.
The butternut Is a tree that Hkea
beat avocky and uneven toll, aud In
whose shade neither shrub nor herb will
thrive, Th baik Is used as a dye stuff
fur woolen.
Th Truth.
If we did not think Monnpofe fipict
to be purer, stronger and mor fragrant
than any other kind, wa would not any
so. It 1 because we) hav examine!
and compared very closely th Mom
pol with every other brand that
are eo pwntlve In onr tatmnt. All
w rare to have roil do is to lv them
a fair trial. The quality ol the spice
will no th Your trccer handle
Monopolcgnod or ran get them for you
Wadham Jt Kerr Droa., packer, Port
land, Or.
On Mar.
The conversation turned np'n people
notorious tut tolliiiit flshiHxJ.
"In all my life," sy th Lost.
"I have never told Db three time."
"Wall, that mase the fourth," said
her husband, ikepiiratly. Judge.
Plan Cur f remedv fur roughs, eolds
and c..ti.iini)iiim. Try it. Price Uceula,
at druggiai.
Wouldn't Les That Pleasure.
"So yon never talk about people be
hind their backs?"
"No," answered th woman, with a
grim expression. "If know anything
which would annoy a friend, I aUava
tell It in hrr presence. I wouldn't
miss seeing her inbarranmeut fur
anything."
tit nii All fiu tu
lima n. i
ill? ym SADDLS. DRY!
y ss inc OKitiiNAU
POMMEL
SLICKER
It'. lJ kl Jt
PB0TCCT5 10TH
CIDER AND SADDLE
T'" i
H;,eetlnABPC3r aivwi
U""MM CATAiosuri ree
SM0WIM NJI L LINE or CARMlNrj AND rIATa
A J TOWER CO.ftQSTON.MAM i
For Infantt and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
Ed 1"
mm.
A A
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AW
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el leiaiawS
Liquidity of th Owrnan,
Mr, Ussry, Ulitlor th Imjfreji., ,
the perfuming machine was a idiot
aM.l. ..1..1 M..a H . .
placed th tub to hi ear.
"Wow I" lit exclaimed suddnnl
flinging Urn tub (mm him. , "It's s
wonder soma on wouldn't Invint
waterproof records (or thltn dom Dar
in n songs I" New York Hun,
FITS 'X." it? lcsa
aw. lia.kll hMa.l.ij. Mii..piiiiJIJIJ
Th Cum of Failure.
"What madti Jenkins fall?"
"Ills friends say bcratis h didn't
taku their advice, and Jenkins say
btnauiw l did," Detroit Pie Vtt,
Mothers will ft ml Mr. lnaiow's Booth
Ins rtyrup th beat remedy to lie tor their
thllureu during in teething period.
l.uiky to tiscap.
"Did nigg hav any im hunil,,.
lions In Africa?"
"Yes; great Itnk."
"lUmT" '
"Didn't moot any lions." Wash.
Iiigton Htar,
JOHN HM)LB. PORTLAND. ORE.
l -t et Monte Street .
Can fire you (he beat bergenia In rMlora
ami Fi'tiuoe, tt iii'tuiilla, l'iiui an1 tieiie.
rat Mai'i'lucry. VN...4 Sawine Machluea a
eiecleHy. Ma tailor buying.
uKrtiOM. lOt,S0.
St. Helen's School for Girls.
Thim iMnt t, t'omm.Ml.Muht.iM'
(turn. M.tlofu vi.l.m.tit, Attimij
(t roUt-n trHirUrr rtttira, ft,,,
rtni mum in mm. m r. ttlui.
frtM 3t)Ht Ai dvjHtfttltfitllt wilt
tfttf,rtt (M'tMtlMr .ft,
MIkm TKHHrrtX tf ntl t
1 I WAIT TO BUT FOR CIS II
i Chicken, Duck auj lloeew f,ail,.
Address I
O. O. SMITH.
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leutw.oa te alter mt tat tee la
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It Costs You Nothing
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f Pi.iMiall )aur4
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br n M titsH 11 Pea
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mil tltt;avsi StrMt ft
fn tUuartsj. 1fi bitt
ManttM,
t'lMuft Co.
Pmttm4t Or.
Fattens QUICKI
Cattle and tinea for market.
abort en
aucaliig period one-fourth.
Have Petit.
FATTEST CATTLE.
M! f4 fruMUn Huk-Ij rntf Iwl winlsa Ai tiif4
off h rMl t-sttto t r Kal ttr tti war. 1rtr(ki
urituw.--- con.l4r
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ivll worth ihm lo
I would not ! fk-hhea
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MOMK
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bnrmltiMrt ruiuMdna) ihn fmnoun tltn ior ttitowst
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iurt.it tw ia fiirv minrrii, Militii, tuna,
itirimt, rltitiJstinif nartiMiKiMn), ntmtv a.
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I'MlI'M bUl Of Ih Oitr Writ (tit b latitat Hlltl
rirniittr, Mvnd 4ufiiii in aininua. CUeXttUi
TA'UON VHKK. AOlUtkrtii
THE 0. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE 03.
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aMali 11 uii (tnpar. ,
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