Impaired Digestion Msy not be sll that is meant by tytpptia now, but It will be It neglected. The uneasiness liter eating, fiti of nerv- ons headache, sourness of the etoraach, and disagreeable belching may not b very bad now, but they will be U th stomach la differed to grow weaker. Dyspepsia ti such miserable disease that the tendency to It ibonld be liven early attention. This li completely over come by Hood's Sarsaparilla which strengthens thewholedbjeetlve systeia Pa's lot of Ship. "What it an airship, pttf" "A ship that puta on airs, my son." "In a airship, like other ships, called she?' " "Certainly; didn't I just say that an ainihip was a ship that putonairsT" Smart Set. Mothers will f nd Mrs. Wlnalow's Sooth Ins 8vrup the best remedy to ass tor their ahildrea during the teething period. - RsJlree Warded, "Yes," said the head man of the new settlement, "we're after a railroad now.' "You don't say!" "Yes, if we could get a railroad, to come this way kill a few cows and cut off some of the legs of the older citi zens, we'd sne it ior damage and get enough to build a town hall and grade the cemeterv." Atlanta Constitution. riTQ araaatly Cane. ee miimmi Kaatonr. Svi4 lor VilBII ".) tmltHHiteuiltM' Ih. Be. M.U. Sum.LaL.im araasL. riiHaailshia.faj Their Activity. "Yes,1 said the doctor, "I really be lieve automobiling will tend to make us a more active and athletic people." "Ah! You mean the people who walk and dodge." Philadeplhia Press. A ak Your DmIh for Allan's Foot-Ease, A powder. It Cum Swnllea, Hnre, Hot, Calloaa, AchiDg.HweatlnsPeraairilUfrrowliurNaila. Maine ww or tlht shoes easy. At all Drmortsta and Shoe siorrs, 36 CMtft. Accept Ne Bubetltnta. Sample Library ei Wemsa's Writiags, Mme. Kaissavoff, who recently died at St. Petersburg, -bad collected library of near I v 18,000 volumes, all written by women. No book by a male author ever had a place on her shelves. CASTOR I A For Infant and Children. Till Rind Yoa Han Always Bought Bears th Signature of Mart Then One Henrique I hear that a stork visit ed vonr nouse last night. Newlyblessed (tragically) Storks- Puck. The drutrtnst who advises you to use Hamlin's Wizard Oil lor the cure of pain, does you a good turn I Mild Out. Wife (anxiously) Is my husband very ill, doctor? Dr. Stick-am Oh, no. Only about $100 worth. Chicago News. Economical housekeepers know that cheap groceries are seldom cheap. The cheapness is nearly always made possi ble at the expense of weight and qnali ty. The best economy is to buy Mono pole canned goods, .Baking Powder, Spices, Syrup and Coffees. You not only get the very finest the market affords but at a very little advance over the cheap grades. Don't tamper with your health. Insist upon Monopole. If your grocer doesn't handlo them, end us his name. . WADHAMS 4 KEER BROS., Portland. Consckatieut. "So you won't chop the wood?" "No, lady," answered Meandering Mike, in s tone of deep sorrow. "I'm a kleptomaniac. I'm afraid I might steal some of it." Washintgon Star. , Bankrupted. She John shall I have the bill my new epiing bonnet sent to youT for Me -No; I U have a receiver ap pointed, and you may send it to him. Ohio State Joprna'. With Thsnlu, el Course "I sent a poem complimentary to tha editor of one of the best magazines." "With what result?" "He returned the compliment." Philadelphia Bulletin. THE OFFSPRING OF HEREDITARY BLOOD TAINT. Scrofula is but a modified form of Bloee) Poison sad Consunstioa. The sorest who is tainted by either will se us tha cm La ih sajne disease msnifestiBg itself is, the form of swollen (lands of the neck and throat, catarrh, weak eyes, offensive sores sod abscesses and of tentimes white swell- inirtnm .. a Scrofula. HZS njWgjfT&l be no external signs fr Vr-y a longtime, fr the disease develpsflwly In some cases, but the peitea is in the blood sod will break rat at the first f avor able opportunity. S. 8. 8. cares this wsst ing, destructive disease by first surifyiag and building up the bleed and atiaulatiag and invigorating the whole system. J. at. Seats, 1 15 Pufclte SVpntre. Kaibflle,Taa.. ays i " T years ago jy daathter fell ana cut her fereheaa'. Prom this waned tke (leads ea the side of her fate hecameswellea bant. Some of the bent doctors here aa elsewhere etteaded her without aay bratat. We decided to try S. S. 8., a ad a few hottlas cued ker en tirely." makes new sad pur I d.esi 'resa safe cure for Scrofula, It overcomes sll forms of blood poison, ; whether inherited or acquired, and no ' remedy so thoroughly aad effectively ' , ?"nr' lowl- .,? nT ? snd short time, for the organization blood trouble, or your child has inherited . ... ...,.., ' ... . . " some blood taint; take 3. 8. S. and get of thl iDiutiry wlU no bJ on eIbor the blood in good condition and prevent te transaction, there will be one of the the disease doing further damage. most profitable of sen-product lndus- ocna ior our tree nooic ana write oar physicians about yosr case. We tasks no Charge whatever for medical advice. . THI SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, fl. riKT1 TM TFI V lllAItfDT PITIFUL FATE OF A LITTLE BOY WHO WANDERED AWAY. Blx-Tear-Old Lad Mart la Wron Direction and. Alter Searching Par tie Had Bought Hlaa tor Four Davra, la Found at th Point of Death. The family of Godfrey Hughe, a member of the Urm of assayer owning the Customs Assay otflce, recently went to spend the summer mouths visiting friends who owu lurge ranch about seventeen miles above Albuquerque. The family consists of the mother, two sons and a daughter. One Saturday the children asked permission to go to a corral some 300 yards away from tha house and on the other side of a knoll that obstructed the corral from view to play. Permission was grauted, and the youngsters bounded away for their afternoon frolic. Soon the little sister wearied and the older brother proposed that they take her t the bouse. To this the youuger brother, Kmerson, who waa only 8 years old, demurred, aa he wished to nlay more. So the older brother took his sister to the house. L'pou arrival there the mother asked, Where Is brother?" "We left him playing at the corral." said the boy, The mother then sent him back for the little truant. Shortly the niesseu- ger came back panting from his hur ried running, and exclaimed that bis brother was nowhere to he found; that he was not at the corrol. The fright ened mother hurried over to the corral and there found the report of her boy to be true. She searched and searched, but could Bud no trace f the missing child. At last she came upon some lit tle footprints, showing that the child had taken a direction opposite to what he should have takeu, and the hnrasaed mother became more aud more alarmed aa the fact that her child had strayed and waa In all probability loot became apparent She followed the footprints for three miles and ouly ceased because darkness was approaching slid she was powerless and had to call for aid. As rapidly as her nervous and exhausted state would permit she retraced her steps to the house and alarmed the household. Immediately a search party was organized, and, despite the oncom ing of night started out in quest of the helpless child. Through that disheartening night the weary search continued. And the next day the trained services of seventy-five Indisns were Impressed, and all that long and trying day the search went on, and yet no clew to the wanderer. The grief and agony of the poor afflict ed mother were beyond consolation.' The continued discouraging reports that were from time to time brought her only added to accentuate her suf ferings. The tracks could be followed for a distance of twelve miles and then seemed to double upon themselves and finally became lost Without rest the searchers continued In what seemed their hopeless quest. The thought of the poor little tot being out upon the dreary plains alone, without shelter or food, wandering on with the helpless ness of the lost, crying .possibly with fright, tormented by the pangs of hun ger and thirst, was simply maddening to the poor mother and friends seem. lng so helpless to terminate the trying situation. All of Sunday night the search con Untied, and early Monday morning the father, who had been Ignorant of the tragedy, was wired. . He arrived that day and added his untiring efforts to those of the large party already out To think of the dreadful pathos of it all. The poor child was not found until Wednesday morning. It was then found by a Mexican, who carried the exhaust ed little form to his cabin, where the child lingered for three hours and then passed away. The ordeal had been beyond the little one's endurance. The remains were taken back to the ranch and next day were Interred In the cem etery of the nelghliorlug village. El Paso Times. SPONGES IN HAWAIIAN WATERS. Fish Commiaelon Believes They Co a Be Found. Believing that there are sponges of merchantable quality in the waters about the Hawaiian Islands, the last week of the stay of the party repre senting the Cuited States Fish Com mission will be devoted In part to an investigation of reports concerning I heir presence. Should there be found sponges which will be fit for market these will add materially to the wealth of the islands, more. In fact, than any other product of the fisheries. Thi're is one State of the Union which now produces all the sponges which are brought to the market locally. Along the coast of Florida the industry has been pushed to Its limit, until the an nual sales of sponges amount to SOju,- 000. The product sells for as high as $'J.j0 a pound, which makes the busi ness most profitable. There are sixty schooners In the trade, and the business is the staple of many of the towns along the coast of the State. The fish ermen have brought the business to a high state of perfection, and they are able to make large catches in season. The sponge nulling Is done In deep water, the best specimens of the large bath sponges being obtained from fifty feet below the surface. They are locat ed with a long pole carrying on Its end blade like a letter 8, which cuts the sponge loose with a twist snd it Is then brought to the surface. If there is luck; and If not and It gets sway, it is lost forever. The men become very expert In the business, snd they will carry it on during high winds, losing very few of the sponges. There are many varieties of the sponge, those which are generally found 8ort "blch are f Iue- 11 ' tne opinion of Mr. Cobb, who Is one of the experts of the fish commission on this matter, that good sponges will be found the reefs outside, and that In time, tries inaugurated. Reports have come to the raemlier of the party, says the Hawaiian Gazette, that high-grade sponges bav been found at runaltm and other points on been seen which are of the finest grade of the satin sponge, aud the belief Is expressed that there will be found a great supply of the valuable growths. Should beds be found these will be further cultivated and the building of the Industry will go on as rapidly as possible. A WABBLING CLERK CURED. Head Bookkeeper Pat Up a Job est 111m that Qnletad Ills. A man who has charge of roomful of bookkeepers la the Stewart build ing has broken a young clerk of the bahlt of singing popular airs during work hours, aud he tell the story for the benefit of those who way be sim ilarly afflicted. The head bookkeeper has pretty good nerves, and he stood the distressing ef forts of the musical young man pretty well until the calender broke out with; "Has any one seen my cat?" Most of the morning bad beea- en livened by this song of Powers', with this oft-repeated line, but at length th head bookkeeper entered Into conspir acy with the office boy. and the jani tor's apartments were drawn upon for a supply of real live cats. . At the next outbreak of "Has auy oue seeu my cat?" The office hoy appeared with se date tabby lu his arms, aud, going over to the warbling youth, said: "Is this It. air?" "la this what?" replied the' young man, pauslug lu bis career of doubtful melody and swinging around In bis chair. 'Why.1 is this the cat you bar been asking about all morning?" aald the boy, Imperturbably. The young man swung back to his work as the others in the office burst Into a laugh and the boy retreated. Presently the song from "Th Mes senger Boy" broke out again, and th omce boy was promptly on th scene with a mewing kitten. Is this It. sir?" said the boy with mock respectfulness, and he placed th kitten on the desk. Take It away: take It away," ex claimed the young man, and he kept silence for nearly an hoar, but again fell Into his musical query: "Has any one seen my cat?" This time the office boy appeared with a whole family of cats In bis arms, says the new York limes, ana before the young man could chase htm away the boy asked: "Which one Is it sir?" The warbling bookkeeper now keeps discreet silence. THE "WATER CURE." Punishment that Ha Been Practiced for Manx Tears in Navy. What has come to be known as th "water cure" treatment Is an adoption by the army of a disciplinary measure aa old to the navy as wooden hulls and hemp rigging. The deep-sea sailor calls It a "handy-billy wash-down," and Its application Is only resorted to as the most effective means to stop the brawl ing profanity of a drunken sailor on shipboard. ' Where ships are visiting ports In tor rid climates It is considered a hardship to confine a man in the brig, the ship's lockup, because of the beat snd a sailor who goes on board In an unruly, Intoxi cated condition Is usually put In Irons and allowed to sleep off n tbe.forward deck. Not Infrequently, when "Jack" has been drinking all kinds In sight on a shore leave the "feel" of the Irons, combined with the liquor, makes him swearing mad." No one, from th commanding officer to the ship's boy. escapes bis oaths at such times, and finally It becomes necessary for the peace and discipline of the ship, to glv him a "handy-billy washdown." His hands, which are fastened behind bim, are lashed to a bolt In the deck. and the "handy-billy" a small band force pump Is prepared for action. A rubber house, without a nozzle, through custom held by "Jack's" chum. Is point ed close to bis face and "Jack" Is asked to stop swearing or take the "wash- down." The answer generally comes in the form of renewed effort to swear louder and harder. The petty officer in charge orders, "Pump sway!" and for four or five seconds a steady stream is played on the sailor's mouth. His spluttering attempts to utter more oaths in spite of the water are drowned in the laugh from his shipmates. Phil adelphia Times. Abdul Harold as Editor. The Sultan of Turkey Insists that Turkish papers should never speak of violent deaths when they affect the rulers or leader of nations. When President Carnot was assassinated th Turkish papers reported as follows: "We regret to announce, dear readers, that Carnot the worthy Prealdent of the French Republic, who has been III for the lost few days, died yesterday at midnight." The assassination of Naslr-ed-IMn, Sliati of Persia, by MouJl IUza, was transformed by the Turkish press Int s natural, peaceful death. "Full of years and glory, the king of kings has joined bis august ancestors beyond the tomb," terminated the paragraph la question. The fearful death of the Empress of Austria came as a dread shock to the already high-strung nerves of the Ylldls despot. Izzet Bey. the Sultan's favorite chamberlain, was at once Instructed to send an announcement to the Turkish papers thst the empress, while staying at Geneva, had died from a cardiac af fection declared by her medical advis ers to be Incurable. Albert Edward and the Reporters. on one occasion," said Sir Edwin Arnold, "when I was at an Important function at Marlborough House. Sir Francis Knollys came up to the Prince of Wales and remarked: 'Some gentle men of the press wish admission, air.' Oh, show them In,' said the Prince, with a laugh; 'If they don't obtain ad mittance at the door they'll come In through the ventilator.' " - Death Rate In Mexico. The City of Mexico, with a popula tion of nearly 870,000, still has an an nual death rate of 62.2 per 1,000. Ixve Is supposed to be a tender pas sion, but sometimes the girl's father makes It a tough proposition. science; aril) The recent sandstorm from th Mo jito desert la said to bav piled up sand In Santa Ana thirty feet Sir Robert Ball, professor of mathe matics and astronomy at Cambridge University, ssys America la doing mor aud better work n astronomy than th whole of Europe combined. Th American Bridge Company, of Philadelphia, will construct twenty steel bridges along th line of th Uganda Railroad In ICast Africa, the cost to b about $1,000,008. Th fore known as heat Is of great importance. Th earth Is hotter below th surfac and probably baa very hlL-h temneratur toward Irs center. Ia some places not very far below Its sur face It contains highly bested rock. which occasionally Bows over th sur face during volcanic eruptions. In oth er places wo find hot springs In connec tion with volcanic action. On of th peculiar laduatrles of Ire land which ha recently received a fresh stimulus is th manufacture of poplin, a kind of goods In which silk and wool are so combined that th silk constitutes the surfaces snd th wool th Interior part The silk comes from China, but It Is aU dyed In Dublin, be cause they aver la th Irish capital mat there to some quality la th Dublin water which Insures a brilliance and permanence of color that has not bees attained elsewhere. Th charm of the yellow metal sel dom asserts Itself mor clearly than la the account given by Hugue L Roux, French explorer, of th method of collecting gold from the placer mine of Abyssinia. Th precious metal Is found by the natlvea In small nuggets and dust In the beds of streams. I hey carry It to market In large qnUls, which are as transparent aa tubes of glasa. The brokers who buy the gold work It up Into the form of circles of th aver age size of a heavy flnger-rlng. But these circles are not quite closed, be cause the purchaser always Insists on twisting them, like string of molasses candy. In order to detect possible adul terations. Experienced fingers can tell If the yielding metal possesses th ex act malleability of gold. If it were not for th countless tril lions of dust particles that float sep arately Invisible, In the atmosphere, there could be no rain-drops, snow crys tals or hailstones. From s perfectly dustless atmospher th moisture would descend In ceaseless rain with out drops. The dust particles serve as nuclei about which the vapor gathers. The snow crystal la the most beautiful creation of the aerial moisture, and the hailstone Is the most extraordinary. ' The heart of every hailstone, as Arthur H. Bell shows In Knowledge, to a tiny atom of dust Such an atom, with a little moisture condensed about It Is the germ from which may grow a hall stone, capable of felling a man or smashing a window. But first It must be caught up by a current of air and carried to the level of the lofty cirrus clouds, five or six, or even ten miles high. Then, continually growing by fresh accessions of moisture. It begins its long plunge to the earth, splnulug through the clouds, and flashing In the sun like a diamond bolt shot from a rainbow. CHANCE FOR A GREAT STORY. But the Kdltor Didn't Enthuse Over Mr. Baiter's "Tootaio Twitters." The sharp-featured man paused in the doorway and the editor looked up. 'I suppose, suld the stranger, "that you are always ou the lookout for a good story?" And without waiting for a reily be rapidly crossed the apartment and. suutlng himself at the editor's elbow, assumed an easy at titude. "Well?" said the editor, a little doubt fully. "Did you ever hear of Tootsle Twit ters?" inquired the stranger, with much abruptness. "No." said th editor. "Is It a comic song?" "No," said the stranger, "It's a beau tiful young woman, a young woman of the stage, air. A young womau with a most Interesting story attached." "Are you an advance agent?" In quired the editor. "Who, me?" cried the stranger. "No, sir. I'm a friend, sir, a friend of the lady and a friend of the news paper profession. Yes, sir. Miss Twitters Is a perfect lady. She adopt ed the stage aa a profession, because she had remarkable talent In that di rection; talent sir, that hasn't beeu fully appreciated aa yet but will be, sir, but will be." "What's the lady's special liner in quired th editor. "She's In the second line now," re piled th stranger. "But she'U be In the front row just as soon ss s some what sluggish mansger can learn to distinguish between real merit and en vious detraction.'" "Well, what of It?" inquired the editor. "I am getting to that," said the stranger. "I'm coming to th story, sir. Miss Twitters if the heiress to the es tate of the late CoL Ponsonby-Snlckle-worth of Berks, England. You've beard of th colonel?" "No," said tb editor. "He left an estate valued at a million pounds. Just make a not of It plesse. Pounds, not dollars." "Go on," said th editor. "All this immense estate goes to Miss Twitters on one condition," said the stranger. "Mark the condition. She must marry the eldest son of the Duke of Bubblesqueak." "That seems an easy one," said the editor. , "Not for Tootle Twitters," said the stranger, proudly. "She's a true Amer ican girl. You can't buy her allegtunce with any paltry million pounds. She will marry the duk on one condition only. lie must become an American citizen, sir." Th stranger paused and smiled at th editor. "There," be said, "you'v got tb materials for a great story. Work It tip right, and trim it with catchy headlines. "Tootsle Scorns th mto,' or something Ilk that I I leava It sll In your hands. But dont forget It's pounds nnd not dollars.' "You seem to take a remarkable In terest ia this youug womau," said th editor. ,L . "Correct," said the stranger. 1 hen he stooped over the edlior. "Fact to." h said in subdued voles. "Tootsle Is really Mrs, Sum Baxter-and I'm . And merrily patting the editor on tu back, ssys the Cleveland - lain Dealer, he strode from tho room. WHERE CECIL RHODES SLEEPS. Prospectors Du for Gold 1,000 Year. Befar Christian Krs. In the heart of the Matoppo niHa, In South Africa, among which Cecil Rhodes, th empire builder, sleeps the last sleep, there are many nilu which appeal strongly to the Imagination. U Is dllficult to realise, writes a cor respondent that the habitations, now rulus, were occupied by gold seekers so lnnir airo as 1000 B. 0. When one thinks of Ithodesla It to Invariably of the great pesalblUUes which the ruture nows ror tho country. But what of Rhodesia's past? Three thousands years ago, pros nsotora aa nold hungry as the "green- esT prospector of to-day scoured th Matoppos and the surrounding country for th precious metal. lUese cruiu bllna- ruins ouce contained the furnaces for th retorting aud smelting of tb a-old. Iu many quarters nuge exesva Hons are found where the ancient dug far down Into the bowels of th earth In search of the metal. Several of these mines are still the largrat on the earth aurfnc. The galleries are csked with layers of soot froiu th torches of tb workers. One blatartan estimate tiiat the ancient miners discovered millions of pounds' worth of gold In Ithodesla These early emigrants are believed to have been Phoenicians, who, as the Old Testament allows, were s great colon Islng people. Several writers have late ly arisen to proclaim Rhodesia as the veritable land of Ophlr, "a luud teem lng with gold and precious stones. Hitherto India has been regarded a the Ophlr of the ancients, but savant now claim that In the light of recent discoveries India must renounce that distinction in favor of Rhodesia. How to Roll an Umbrella. Why it It," asked an Inquislllv cus tomer In a downtown umbrella store. 'that one can never roll up an umbrella as compactly and neatly ss it Is rolled when he buys It?" 'You can if you only know bow said the salesman, "but If everybody knew how it would mean a less bust less for us. The umbrella would Inst longer and there would be a lot less work for the repairers. Perhaps I ought not to tell you how," the clerk continued, but It's so I tuple you should know snyhow. If you have noticed, neany everynoay who rolls up an umbrella takes hold o It by (be handle and keeps twisting the stick with one hand while he folds and rolls with the other hand. Now, that's just where the mistake comes In. Instead or twisting with handle, he should take hold of It just above the points of the rover ribs. These poluts naturally He evenly around tho stick. Keep hold of thnse, presiding them tightly agalnxt the stick. nd then roll up the cover. Holding the ribs prevents them from getting twist ed out of place or bending out of shape, Then the silk Is bound to fold evenly and roll smooth and tight. "Roll tip your umbrella this way and until It Is old enough to get rusty-look lng It will look as If It hud Just come from the shop." Kansas City Star. Will It Succeed ? Another exneriment In the line of community housekeeping Is to be tried, this time in a suburb of Berlin. A large bouse, containing thirty rooms, situated In extensive grounds of twenty acres, has been rented by a community of mutual iiciiiiiliitniicc, among whom are both married aud single. A month 1.'.' rent of from llfteeu to twenty marks will be levied for each room occupied. The housekeeping will be In common, and the kitchen uIno. One lady and one gentleman will be elected to lake charge of all the concern of the bouse, These olllcers will be changed weekly. A bill of fare aud all other matters of Intere.-it connected with the eMtiibllah inent will be posted up In the hall. For food a dally charge of one mark will be mnile. This charge Is so modern te that It may have to be Increased later, There will be a good library anil a com mon drawing room, writing room, working room aud dining room. Ar rungements are also being made for a common playground aud garden. The community will consist at first of forty persons, mostly engaged in literary and artistic pursuits. Danger of Celluloid. Manufacturers of articles made of celluloid should be compelled to stamp plainly upon them the words "highly Inflammable." The danger Is no Imag inary one. A gentleman with a lighted cigar In bis mouth was playing upon an "American orgnn" furnished with cel luloid keys. When some red hot ash dropped upon the keys they Instantly burst Into fumes and flame, which coma only be extinguished with the greatest difficulty.. A heated curling Iron will readily start the 'volution of dense and highly hi flu mumble fumes If brought In contact with a celluloid comb or hairpin. The proximity of a naked light adds to the danger enor mously, for the fumes of celluloid will ignite fiercely at some considerable dis tance from the flume. A Vegetarian Argument. It Is estimated that twenty-two acres of land Is neeessury to sustain one man on fresh meat. The same simcn nf imwi If devoted to wheat culture would feed forty-two people; If to outs, elirlitv. eight; potatoes, Indian corn and rlcp 170; and If to the plantain or bread fruit tree, over (1,000 people. An Odd Oversight. A Cincinnati paper, after prlntlne an extensive account of. Bol Smith Rus sell's death, snd the arrangements for the funeral, closed the column with tho line: "Other amnscinents on naae ft" Admire a girl's hat, and she will tell you that she didn't like It after she got It home, and tore It all to pieces and retrlmmed It "I often think I'm cunnluif." s innn said to-day, "until results com In." A fhlld Meltur's Asjury, .... . .I.H.I to "take" to wnenau""" , ., ., any one, its mother thinks It pro ty Si evldenc. that tl.s Prn I. i of tome onormous crim.- Atchison Glob. - , Men llk It Uwyer-ThsMoAof ftr ... - to in as a "lobster I amu uor . ...p ii..e You wouldn't call ma that, would you? Client Of course not. Lawysr-Ah, I knew yoa wouldu . Cliut-No, It's Impoaalbto for a hark to be a lobster. Chicago Daily Nws. , Ns Dsttrrtnt "Sharp It somewhat unscrupulous, Isn't hs?" , ,. "Yes, it will taks mors than his con science to keep him from making a for tune." Town and Country. H Kmw. Harriet They hava sighted a whal fl to the leeward. Henpcnk I bet it to a lemai. Harriot Why do yon think sot Ilenpeek-IIocansa I heard them say, "There she blows I" Chicago forTree advice Every Woman Should Writs Dr. S. B. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium. Mrs. Joseph Laoalle, Mrs. Joseph Lacelln, Ottawa, Ksst, Out., Csnada, writes: "Pomna is bettor by far than any other medirln sold in tho Dominion for th troubles peculiar to tho sex. I suffered with backache, headache and dragging down pain for over nine months, and nothing relieved me a par ticle until I took reruns. A few bot tle relieved m of my miserable half- dead, half-alive) condition. I sm now in good health and hav neither ache or pain, nor hsve I had any for the past year. If every suffering woman would take Peruna they would soon know Its value and never be without It." Mrs. Joseph Lacell. Fret Moom Advka. In view of the great multitude of women suffering from soma form of fe male discs and yet unable to find any cur. Dr. Hartman, th renowned specialist on female catarrhal dis eases, has announced his willingness t direct the treatment of as many cases as make application to him during tha summer months without charge. Those wishing to become patients should address the reruns Medicine Co., Colntnbua, Ohio. i i i .i i. i A PrtciMtlosi. 'Then when you have finished your lecture," said th professor ol elocution and deportment to yonug Dulle, "bow gracefully and ieavo the platform on tip-toe." V by on tip-toe?" queried Dulle. i "Ho as not to wake the atwlionce," j responded the profosaor. I'oarsoii's Weekly. . a a. .. t She Didn't Car. I "Pardon me," said the reporter who! had been sent to write np her wedding but we should have to get out a mu-' plemeiit In order to print tho list of! your wedding presents." i "U I Wouldn't mind thst," consented th bride, archly. Ohio Ktate Journal. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Pttle Over Pills. Mutt Baar Signature of ee Fsc-Wsslle Wrapper Been. Terr sea all aa4 as eaay ttaxassmwai CARTERS roitUOACHb rOl DinWESI. m Huoums. F0T0nDtlVM. rn CONtTIPATIOM. rORIAUOWSUfl. FOR mCOMPLCXIOl OMMUUta aaeraan swsATuai . CURE B1CK HEADACHE. 'Pries I J Caiitairarsty TltONOER AND BKTTKR THAN COMMOK HAI.LWK'S OB ANY OTIIKK "bBHRV UO NEVilmflATF0,T POLDINO BERRY BOX. SAMPLB BOX FRGE. LAMnnpcnisi iv.dti A Nil. OR. wrsT" WD i i-piji't' y PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD, unoaa. Ath 0nmt" Conditioner and r?nr I'ntttner '"'',; nSkJl mnn wo.rl5 on ,c" f'"t- COW sire more and richer milk. MOOa grow and fUen quicker IfKivcn this food. ih..."f AtftpIGS GOW. QOOD s-Oft STUNTtO CALVIS. 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Wh jrmi rtfc ttump with th afrlirtary ptiMj. rut mwr, MMrtthiit btM'tt miu g ihown In Ui" iUsiitsi lltufttrwtttm, utt iUf m ml uh out, ni Mil will do thlt Uri th t hsuniaton limwtm Mwr. fit I MsrvMi to tltmv that iiMitr umlttt th Imt will ria thi wbftN fit w (grrmm-l, 'ifi ws.tn I'-sum powt. Wiim ih) i h.t.i- plan lritw t Ul til autiUftry ! th rUlra Mir Mutiitat ttt hr lii htVT tnmtti.t sixm dtiwiiwaml pull, tfit'tttia lht wheel l!mr III KTHiii4t lmff rttlnit, mor frr( luatMittf th ntiami tmK)l ( MKttf m ih mu h4. ThUs ftMt MtKta ttwItesWttlmt, Bttttirftat wnt tit fel bwf Hi, buy th rhtHUea Draw t ut. Mftttd frr hrsntt of sritrTtnnl tat!f IVrmi feu. 4retf 4tisjMiil n?ltnT mil tvf '-, Wtiliiat1.tn m I.UI.-V )ll rnn., l.KW IH 4 Ml A V Kit tX, lfftl Ant, iNwiltutt, (N ( W IT II A I MILWAUKEE MOWER Yoa ran eit mere bey with Ih same teem In the seme time and with le work then wliD eny other Mnwar, What nwre could ynuwantt J. A. f klULMAN, (Jen!. Agt. 10 l!a! Water M., PORTLAND, OMIiOO. alter A. Wood and Minnls ExUu BUY THE OK LOWERS Th htM hit ftf kmtwt titan U otkt l)Mi-'hlllM "Jut ays) ar i M'mni.k " Klilf on of vrr humlrtil dmhstt mM VMiid thi. w urUl trAr (It Uftiu Met two. 4: r0 Call nn tha M'l'nrml, s ac'.it. Off Cat A UXII K MAI Mill HtKK, y A. H. BOYLAN, (Jan. Aft. MrOwmlrk llarvulii stsriituf. 0. PORTLAND, OKUOUN. WHERE PURITY IS PARAMOUNT Nothing anion Into the make npnf MO. OPOI.H rirarli eal atlumly nrt lnsie-llr.il! They ere iarlti,l in (I e if-l uinauly manner sixt'wllh the sroatmlul rare. If yuil try thain you will never 1 alluded wlm i.t'er and Inferior bramU The cost la ery llule over unllnary creoi II your grurwr itcwaii'l carry MONOHOI.il (rocerlaa aend us his name. WADHAMS a M'frQ BttO.. larXIntJ St. Hctcn'o Hall POHTfJMO, ORCOOM. A Hnarillni anrl Hay ftflhonl fur OI'l. Haa Normal klndnrsiirinii Tralntnf lnr meut, which h eexnarat rn.lni lor dersarlen elaviM, Tlie Hoarding liniarttnal iirottriee s nhenrful and w.-ll arrsniixi home lor yoniif ladlrs. for Catalogue or ether In formation airnlr to MlIWi UiUnOR TKBRKTT. I'rlnolnsl. (SWISS 170 M Hum f tmr Bmrm MMtmry anef Mmnmal Trmlnlma tor HliwlrmtI OMmll VMiaiiaaial aiti.a i Summer Reaolutlont IE ileeioy Curo Sure relief from liquor, opium and tobacco habits, Mend tor particulars to Keefey Instituta T.lV:.tlir . if. r. n. o. . M-ltS. SJ writing te advertisers pleus snentloa tale paper. Bonk. rninlsa teaeiy Cs., St. H'l Nbuv fortlauil. Ore., and trtlH,""'