The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, February 28, 1902, Image 4

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    The Small
of the Back
Tht in whet a soma pcoplo feci
weak all tho time.
Tlioy are likely to be despondent
and It is not unusual to find them
borrowing trouble as If they badn't
enough already. '
The fact is their kidneys are
weak, either naturally or because
of sickness, exposure, worry or
other influences. t
"I am thankful to writes 3. U Camp
bell, of Sycamore, 111., "that Rood's Saraasa
rtlla Iim curea" me. For but rears I was
troubled with backache. At tlm.i I wu to
bad 1 had to be helped from the bed or ohair.
I am now wall and strong- Mid free from pain."
Wast this treat modiolus did tor hla It has
done for other. .
Hood's Sarsaparltta
Promises to cura and keeps ths
promise. Bcgia treatment with
Uood's todar.
' Why He Wu Glad,
"Here's a queer announcement on
the bottom of the bill of fare: 'Ihe
proprietor will be glad to receive com
plaint apainst the waiters."
"What's queer about that?"
"Why should the' proprietor be
glad to receive complaints?"
"Borauoehe knows that the cus
tomers are not geting more than theia.
money's worth." CaUioUo btanuaru
and Times. - . ' :
Some people enjov Rheumatism or
Neuralgia If they did not they would
use Hamlin's Wizard Oil.
A Stftr Sport .
"There's one respect, at least, in
which fishing is a good deal safer sport
than hunting."
"How is that?"
"We don't make any fatal mistakes
booking up men who happen to look
like fish." Cleveland Flain Dealer.
Got Mot Oa 1
Slow. slassUh systems lasv. leaden liver;
billow bratul Cascareis Candy Cathartic will
Make there movt along. Move on I AUdruf
latl, 1U0, JAC too.
Her Opportunity.
Kate Well. I got my revenge on
Laura, after all.
Alice How so?"
Kate She let me trim a hat for her.
Somerville (Mass.). Journal.
BTiTS 0 OHIO. CtTT Or TOLIOO,
Ltcu Cocxtv. I . . -ftun
J. l alKlT make oath that ho is tho
orator porter oi tho firm ol 1. 1. Csawsv A Co.,
dnina business in the Cltv ot Toledo. Conn it
and State aforeeaid, ond that said firm will par
the Bum ol ONK HITNDKKD HOLLARS lor each
and every case oi Cetarrn that cannot be cured
by b. use o. Haw. u;.CruBmT
Sworn to before me ond subscribed In my
presence, thueih da; oi December, A. D. 188.
. -, A. W. GIJtASON,
Aotor, Public
Ball's Catarrh Cure It tasen Internally and act
directl on the blood and mucons urlacee ot
tho intern. Send ior testimonials, iree.
F. J. CHK.NKY A CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by druHists, 76c.
HaU'i FwmlJ Pills or ths beet
A Silent Signal.
"And your husband doesn't arouse
the house when he comes in late?"
"No; we have a speaking tube."
"And docs he yell up?"
"No; he just blowa his breath up. I
could tell Mr. Bender's breath in a
thousand." -Chicago Newba.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an Infal
lible medicine for coughs and colds. N.
W. Ssktcn. Ocean Grove, N. J-, Feb. 17,
laoo.
New Millinery Requirements.
"Harrv, how do you like my new
hat?"
"I don't know, Harriet; doesn't it
need a little more fruit on top and a
little more shrubbery on the left side?"
Chicago Record-Herald.
Ladies Can Wear Shoes
One aire imaller after using Allen's Foot Ease,
a powder, it makes tight or new shoes easy.
Cares swollen, hot, sweating, aching feet, in
growing nails, corns and bunions. Aildrue
rists and sUoe stores, JSc. Trial package FKEK
br mail. Address Allen B. Olmsted, Le Koy,
Kew York.
According to the Stiton.
"Would yer like tor be took terglory
in a cherryoot er lire?"
"Well, ef 'twuz in do winter time,
mebbe I would ; but in July or Aupis'
I'd favor a refrigerator aid wings!"
Atlanta Constitution.
Catarrh has become such a common
disease that a person entirely free from
this disgusting complaint is seldom met
with. It is customary to speak of Catarrh
tut nothing more serious than a bad cold,
simple inflammation of the nose and
throat. It is, in fact, a complicated and
very dangerous disease ; if not at first, it
very soon becomes so.
The blood is quickly contaminated by
the foul secretions, snd the poison through
the general circulation is carried to ail
parts of the system.
Salves, washes and sprays are unsatis
factory and disappointing, because they da
not reach the seat of tbe trouble. S. S. S.
does. It cleanses tbe blood of the poison
and eliminates from the system all catar
rhal secretions, and thus cures thoroughly
and permanently the worst cases.
air. T. a. Williams, a leading dry-goods
cheat of Bpartaoburg, S. C, writes
For years
I had a severe case oi
Ssasal Catarrh, with all
tbe disagreeable cffrcls
which belong to that
disease, aad which
aaake lire painful sad
aeadurable. I used
saediciaes prescribed by
swneated by a umbers
est friends, bat without
gettin
tbant
rtting any better. 1
s to take a a
a It bad the desired
effect, aad cured rae
mftmr I.V In, .i.MmS
bstlM Inmvootaioa A a S. islheooly aaedt
ctae sw ia use thst will effect a pcrauaeat cue
ot Catarrh."
is the only purely vef-
I e table blood ptanaer
known, and the great
I est of sll blood aaedi-
cines and tonics. ,
U yon have Catarrh don't wait aatil K
becomes deep-aeated and chronic, but be
gin at once the use of S, S. S., and send
for our book on Blood and Skin Diseases
Mtd writ our physicians about yaor casta,
. tki twin an one co, stunta, uS
.i. -it S.I I. si tluS.
I Coosa olTva, issus uooo. iw I
Inline. rV A hT emrsists.
e-J. . ran A '
f" MSan'tiil 'Li . lisl ; filsi , J
Beat Couch arop. Taste tiood. Das I 1
1 la lime, fo it It OnHTrtsts. f f
TEASING A YOUNQ SOLDIER.
Cemaisstder " a Military Institute
VrlKhtens email ladei.
In tbe "Personal Itecollectlons" o(
Capt. Jsiuet Dluklns la an account ot
a little cadet wbo suffered a severe
"scare" at the North Carolina Military
Institute. When bs entered the school,
ha reported at one to the president,
MaJ. Hill.
"Well, air, what Is your namer' asked
MaJ. UIU.
"James Bleecker."
"Well, what Is your middle hanier
"I have no middle name. Just
James.",
The examination proceeded rather
disastrously, but the cadet was finally
dismissed, and told to answer to bis
name st reveille the next morning.
The little fellow lay awake nearly all
night, feurlug he might not bear the
drum-bent; and when It sounded he
waa promptly in Hue. " Tbe roll was
called, and each boy answered; but
when It came te ' Blcecker," there
proved to be several: U. II., U. B. and
J, J. " When the lust-named waa called,
no one answered, aud the tittle new
comer felt that be bad been forgotten.
After breakfast, when tbe boys had
gona to their rooms for study, little
Bleecker beard a tap outside. He threw
open the door, and fouud there a ser
geant and two raeu, wltn tbeir guns
at a carry.
"I have orders, air," said the ser
geant, "to arrest you and take you to
MaJ. HI1L"
The boy started back In genuine hor
ror and despair. He wondered if bla
father bad auy conception of the awful
situation, and what he would say If be
knew. But there was nothing to do
but to yield, and he walked away with
his guard. As soon as they reached tbe
Major's presence, that officer asked;
"Why were you not at roll-call this
morning?"
"I was there," reptled tbe boy.
"Sergeant, did be auswer to his
name?"
"No, sir." '
"Well, sir, why did you not answer
to your name?"
"He did not call my name, sir. 1 was
there! I declare I waa there! But
did not bear my name called."
"Call the roll, sergeant!" ordered tbe
Major.
The sergeant began, and went on un
til be reached "Bleecker. J. J."
"Stop, air!" said the Major. "Is that
your name?"
"No, sir, my name Is James Bleecker."
"But you told me that your name waa
Just James Bleecker."
"Yes. sir."
"Well, doesn't J stand for justf
This waa the Major's private Joke,
which be bad concocted In secret, and
at which be never smiled.
FREAKS OF NATURE.
A Monstrous Growth of Vegetation
Found in the Golden State.
"We are not so much ou corn here In
California," said Seedman L. Germain,
of Los Angeles, "but In all other prod
ucts of nature we can beat tbe world."
He Is perhaps tbe oldest seedman on
tbe Pacific coast, says a Los Angeles
letter. Wbut he does not know about
fruit, grain aud vegetables Is not worth
knowing.
When asked about vegetable tuoo
atroaltlea vesterdsv be refreshed bis
memory for a moment and tben con
tinued: "Of course, you have heard of
tbe big grape vine at Santa Barbara,
which covers an area of three acres of
land. Then there la tbe monster rose
buab at Santa Rosa. 1 remember when
a boy, 1 marveled at the siie of this
floral plant. It grew to an enormoua
height and completely covered the
house where It grew. During my life
time here Id California I hare bandied
squashes running all tbe way from 150
to 300 pounds each.
"Watermelons I have seen weighing
from thirty-five to 100 pounds. Beets
are frequently known on tbla coast
weighing all the wsy from forty to sev
enty-fire pounds. Last fall I saw three
onions, tbe aggregate weight of which
was nearly five pounds. In tbe Pomona
Valley I have known of onions weigh
ing from one and three-quarters to two
and a half pounds. Tomato vines fre
quently grow ten or twelve feet across,
and I have often seen radishes that
looked like big turnipa"
"How about potatoes?"
"Well, I have observed specimens of
tbe Humboldt County potato which
weighed from two to three pounds. It
Is not at all unusual to see cabbsge
weighing from thirty-five pounds to
seventy-five pounds. Some years ago a
Mr. Fox, wbo lived down In the Santa
Crux Mountains, ralsed'a carrot of the
white Belgian variety which weighed
about twenty-eight pounds. It waa tbe
biggest carrot on record. In tbe way
of fruits, we bave raised on tbla coast
enormous peaches and pears. Tbe
largest pears that come to tbe San
Francisco market of course, are what
they call pound pears, but I bave seen
them weighing two and a half pounds."
Mr. Moody and tbe QueattonableBook.
Some oue asked tbe late Dwigbt L
Moody If be bsd read a certain book.
He replied, "No. 1 believe there la poi
son In It; at least I bave heard so on
good authority." The friend said.
"But wouldn't It be well for you to read
It for yourself V "No," said Mr. Moody;
"If I take poison In my stomach the
doctor has to come with a stomach
pump to take It out Why should I take
poison In my mind) I might never "
able to get It out" Ladies' Home Jour
nal.
Explaining Unique Motto.
There la a newspaper In Kansas
wbose motto la "Lie, steal, drink and
wear," and It la thus explained by tbe
editor: "When you lie, let it be down
to pleasant dreams; w ben you steal, let
It be away from Immoral associates;
when you drink, let It be pure water;
wben you swear, let It be that you will
patronize your borne paper, pay your
subscription and not send your Job
work awsy from home."
Redlnaltooins In Jens,
Tbe small Uerniaa university town
ot Jena; has no fewer than seven free
reading-rooms, with newspapers and
books.
What a pity It Is that when nature
does a good thing (like a rain or snow
In a dry season), we cat a it clap for an
cCLfv,r IC Or
a U NJ THEJ
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A Friend. If you desire a friend,
y?gln by being one.-Babbl Levy, Pitts
burg, Pa
A Higher Morality. New conditions
lemaad a higher morality. Rev. B. T.
Root, Baptist, Providence. R. I.
Furltanlsra. Out from Puritanism
haa come the grandest type of man-bood.-Rev.
M. R Pratt, Methodist,
Akron, Ohio.
In Search. We are In search of the
knowledge of better ways of living.
Rev. L. O. Hoeck, Swedenborglan.
Brooklyn, N. Y. '
Deepest Craving. The deepest crav
ing of tbe noblest hearts Is for eternal
life and eternal love. Rev. B. K. Bell,
Lutheran, Baltimore, Md.
Love.-Love, like life. Imparts Itself,
aud always In an Image of Its own
likeness. Rev. Dr. Mackenale, Presby
terian, San Francisco, Cab
Accent of Chrlst-The acceut of
Christ Is In every true word that Is
spoken In your hearing. Rev. J. A.
Kondthaler, Presbyterian, ludlanapo
11a, Ind.
Revelation of God. The final revela
tion of God came when he sent lnte
the wortd his eternal, eaaentlal Son.
Rev. J. G. Herndon, Preabyterlan, At
lanta, Ga.
Democracy of the Saloon. The dem
ocracy of the saloon Is one of the chief
sources of Its attraction and power.
Rev. J. Henderson, Evangelical, Chi
cago, 111.
A Man's Life. A man's life does not
consist of things h eats, drinks, or
possesses, but wholly in what he Ik-
Rev. S. L. Bryant. Methodist. Wash
ington, D. O.
A Follower of Christ If an one
would be a follower of Christ be must
live as Christ lived and show it forth
In character and life. Rev. Dr. Ma
veety, Methodist, Detroit Mich.
Enough Material. There Is stored on
earth so much that It will never give
out, and In tbe Gospel there la enough
material for us all to some day lead a
spiritual life. Rev. Dr. Ingersoll, Con-
gregationallat, Brooklyn, N. V.
Correct Religious Convictions. Na
Hons with correct religious convictions
ill have right political economy. Prop
er social condition can arlae only from
proper religious condition. Rabbi R.
Grossman, Hebrew, New York City,
Christlsn Rellglou. Th Christian
religion strikes upou the chord of self
ishness In the political, aoclal and do
mestic life until It vibratea with the
music of the gospel of Jesus Christ.
Rev. W. C. Partridge, Baptist, Cincin
nati, Ohio.
Abhor Dishonesty. Some men think
they are honest but because they do
not abhor dishonesty they are not to
be trussed. There is a sternness In
love, without which It losea Its quality.
Rev. A. S. Carver, Unitarian, Wor
cester, Mass.
Liberty. Liberty baa given us better
business methods, better constitutional
developments and enlarged and more
human moral conditions; and yet wben
all Is said, something more Is needed,
and at this present day we are begin
ning to find this out President Had
ley, of Yale, New Haven, Connecticut
Justice of God. Without the Justice
of God we could not define his mercy.
The man who would exclude from tbe
character of God all sense of his right
eous Indignation and condemnation of
sin would take from bltn this Justice.
He Is merciful because he Is Just. Rev.
J. T. Stone, Presbyterian, Baltimore,
Md.
Fatal to the Truth. There Is noth
ing so fatal to the truth as tbe divorce
between doctrine aad righteousness. In
consequence of tbe psat there bave
been multitudes of men turned away
from the church, and it is our duty te
bring them back. Rev. Dr. Brent,
Episcopal bishop of Philippines. New
York City.
Delusions. Delusions, like diseases,
are epidemic. There la nothing new
In sin and superstition except their
aom de plume. Isms ot the earlier cen
turies retppear aa the religious fads
of the present day. People seem to be
easy victims of anything novel or ob
scure. Rev. Dr. Thoburn, Methodist
Pittsburg, Fa.
Another's Views. Tbe strong patri
otism and loyalty of tbe American peo
ple are budded upon the mutual esteem
and respect for one another's views,
political and religious. Tbe latter play
ing even a more vital and Important
part than tbe former. Rabbi Phllo, He
brew, Akron, Ohio.
The Labor Movement Tbe labor
movement haa done something, and
promises us to do more to put us on a
footing of equality and fellowship and
relationship In the productive power
and In tbe distribution of that power.
What every man needa in this world
Is the power of self-assertion, and tben
having the power to use It with moder
ation. Rev. Dr. Bn scorn, Congrega-
tlonallst North Adams, Mass. "
The Work of Mercy. Tbe work of
mercy, of which the rainbow was the
token, which at first waa begun among
men, will continue to be tbe chief cbsr-
lacteristlc of tbe throne of God. All of
tbe ages bave looked upon tbe rainbow.
Wherever there Is light and water
there Is tbe ralubow. Jesua Christ Is
the universal sign of mercy to all men.
God has given him to all.-Kev. J. T.
Christian, Baptist Chicago, 111.
To Keep Works at Home.
There Is a very strict law In Italy
sgalnst the export of works of art, and
a member of the royal family even
could not sell or give away a picture
or statue, ornamental piece or pillar
from a palace without tbe cousent ot
the authorities.
Lrftotern Fly.
The lantern fly of Burlnan, South
America, has two sets of eyes, to catch
the tight from all possible directions.
Tbe luminosity which glows from the
head Is so brilliant tbat It Is easy to
h-nri ' " J-,i . .. ,
f"SWSS jSPwi"ll MfrteOfWSI
ftairar bman fw hmmttit
fty tysffa d Plakham'm Voq
fftaVs OeMsSsjMNSSSals TtMtl ImU
tsr chs nim mmttfHM iM
ttmtmmmnt to ft a tot, not m
mmrm boU MfM mmtU'
elnm hmm tnen m$toommfut In
ourlng ma nuuiy wommn, ro
om it not wmtt mm without tvy.
Irs 7 ft-" I Ho not omllovo It
YtlU hmfp mm."
Witt
. .w .--.. .ef
Vegetable Compound
li a positive ears for all those painful
Ailments of Women.
It will entirely sure the worst forms el
Female- Complaints, all Ovarian troubles.
Innaromatlou and Ulceration, Falling and
Illsnlanementa ot the Womb, and eonstiqnetit
Spinal Weakness, and Is peculiarly adapted
so ins morion o i.tre.
riSSSssaaT Voiir insdlcine eured me of sacl
rib La famala Ulna
Mas. M. K. siniAsw,
la Concord Bq , Boston, Mass
Backache.
Tt baa eared more cases ot Backache ana
LencorrhrM than any other remedy the
world baa ever known. It is almost luramoie
in sunt, ease. It dissolves and expels
Tumors from the Uterus In aa early stag
of development, and chocks any tendency
tn rannarnua Rumors.
assnsssmsssB, Tour VCBetablaCoaipound re
S snored a Fibroid Tumor from my
aWsr womb alter doctors failed to (its
relief.
Westdale, Mass.
Dearing-down Feeling
Womb trouble, eansins; pain, weight, aud
backache. Instantly relieved . and perms
sontly cored by lta use. Under all circa ra.
stanoM It acU In harmony with the laws
that govsrn the female system, and la aa
hamlaaa aa water.
ii,wiwisssairBai's.aohe lait ae after taklog
f a the imoss bottle. Tour snediaUie
staf aurad me wbaa doetors failed.
Maa, Saaan HoiarriH,
S Paris Block, OorUam St.. Lowell. Mass.
Irregularity,
Suppressed or Paiuful Menstruations, Weak
neas ot the Stomach, Indigestion, Bloating,
Flooding, Nervous Froetrattoo, Headache,
nnri nabi li tw.
a. ras I a fraud niedicine. i am
I I i thankful for the food It has doae
Jaa)- nw. Mrs. J. W. J.,
It is a fraud aisdlclne. I
?st:arolina Ave
Jamaica Plain (Boston), Mass.
Dizziness, Falntness,
Kxtremo Laseitude, "don't ears" and
"want to be left alone" feeling, xeitabil
Ity, irritability, nervousness, sleeplessness,
flatulency, melancholy, or the " blue," and
backache. These are sure Indications of
Female Weakness, some derangement of the
Uterus.
I wss troubled with DIsslnaasT
Headaches, FalntaMa, Hwelllaf
Llmt. Tour medicine eured me.
MBS. BAStan E. Daaaa,
Bocksport, Me.
The whole etorv, hswsist, le told la aa
Illustrated book which goes with each bot
tle, the most complete trestUae es female
eocnplalnts ever published.
asswssssssssm
Vnr altfhft vnai
ears I suffered with
wrimb troiibla. and was entlralv
eared by Mrs. Plnkbsm's snwllcine.
Littleton. N. H
Kidney Complaints
and Backache ot eitAer sea the Vefstabls
Comprmr.d always enres.
IDI ?WlUf v-wr
Ljdla E. PinUian'i
Liver Pills oars
ComtipiDOs,
Slot HtJdwhs, 25c
sound
ouna IS SO MI uy an
rogfists or sent bt
rimjiali
mall. In firm of Pllu
er Losenies. on re
eeipt of ei .oo.
ihrrtMptmdmetnut
awsral
v.. . .H.i.Hi in strictest eoBSSence.
IIDIA K. riSKlUB BSD. (.0, Lisa, Baas.
A Utlls PtrsonaL
Miss Pluniercqtiat (of lady baseball
nine) I am not going to pitch for this
game.
Lady Manager hy notT
Miss P!uiiierno,unt (indignantly)
While I was practicing somebody in
the crowd yelled "(Jet on to her
curves!" Brooklyn Eagle.
Swstt Enough to Est
Mrs. Gaswell Tho czar of Russia
now has four daughters.
Mr. Ganweli Oh, the dear little
czardines! Pittsburg Commercial.
Provoking.
"That is a lovely brarelet George
gave you for Christmas," remarked the
girl with the Mary Manncnng curl.
"Y yes, sighed tbe girl witn tne
band of crepe orf her sleeve, "but as I
don't know where he bought it,
simply cannot find out what it cost!"
Brooklyn hugle.
Th. u i.wi Vms iiiavst Alwavs
ture of Cbas. II. Fletcher, and lias been made under his
peraonal Bupervbtion for over 30 years. Allow no onts
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
JuMt-as-eood " are bat Experiments, and endanger-the
health of Children Kxpericnce against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Caatoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil. Panvs
troric. Drops and Mstothlnir Syrups. It la rieaaant. It
ssontains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
ubatance. Its affe is Its fruarantee. .It destroys Worntsi
and allays Feverlshnesa. It cures Diarrhoea aud Wind
Colic. It relieves Tecthlnp; Troubles, cure Constipation,
and Flatulency. It aasiniilates the Food, retrulates tbe
Hromach and ltowels, prlvlnsr healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Fanacca-rThe Mother Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For
- -v er er-aT
M bad a terrible cold and could
hardly breaths. I then tried yer
Cherry Pectoral, and It f eve me lm
mediate relief.'' , .
C. Lsyton, Side!!, 111.
How will your couch
be tonight? Worse, prob
tbly. For it's first a cold,
then cough, then bron
chitis or pneumonia, and
at last consumption.
Cougha always tend
downward. Stop this
downward tendency by
taking Ayer's Cherry Pec
toral. ;
Tirwstsset 13c., itt.,1t. ASSratttsts.
Oeasalt vest doetet. If e says e It,
then 4a aa he s.s. ""'!." "7
ta laae is. sn.a .
Laare ts Wlsa nira. r ,....
1. 1). Aian co.
. Leaell, Haas.
Inordinate Vsalty. '
"Johnson loves to see his name in
nrlnt. doesn't heT"
"I should say so. Why ths morning
after he was married, he got up at
o'clock to read tho woilding notices in
the papers." Town Topics.
Aa OpllmiiL
Susie Robinson Sometimes it isn't
so bad havimi to wear a big slater's
clothes. ,
Mamie Brown It isn t?
Susie Robinson No; when my big
sister's got this coat on it's a boa coat;
but I'm so short that when 1 wear u,
it's an automobile coat. Brooklyn
Eagle. ' . '
Where Itneraat Is Bliss.
Maude Kitty, do- you know what
awful things people are saying about
TOUT
Kitty No, dcart and I suppose yon
do not know what terrible things people
are savins; about rouT
Maude rerhaps, on the whole, It is
well that neither of as should be en
lightened. Boston Transcript.
The Ktavy Work Explaliws.
Bigby Hunting trips cost too much
nowadays.
Bagby Yes; if a man lias w ouy sit
the aama he brines home.
Biabv That's so; snd I Have to ouy
about two doxon extra ducks or turkeys
for my wife to give away .Detroit tree
Press.
. The Press Agent's Waterloo,
"Yon see," exclaimed the advance
agent for the Giddy Burlesque, "I
thought if I could get them to talk of
suppressing the show it would be good
advertising."
"Well?"
"Well, liana- it stilt Ther weren't
content to talk about, but they actually
did suppress it." Chicago Post,
Chance for Mcroisas.
Adorer (anxiously) What did your
father say?
Sweet Girl Oh, he got so angry i
was afraid to stay and listen. He's in
a perfectly terrible rage. Oo In and
appeaae him. ew lora neeaiy.
Plata Dog.
"Thoroughbred dog?"
"On the contrary, he's precisely the
kind of a dog that would rather belong
to a boy about 10 years old than to any
body else in the world." Detroit
Journal.
la A. D. IO06.
"How far is it from Irvington to
Bridgeport?" inquired the chaff eur of
the racing automobile.
"About 46 miles as the Dying ma
chine flies," responded the man lean
ing against the fence. Brooklyn fcagle.
MORtLTtlANHALP A ttNTUSY,
W tArasuiMs
OU? CUARANTIL'
U RACK or
EVERY .
WATlBPStOO? Olkt
SLICKER
OR COAT :
fit .:
on amLat evcttWHtvt.
teWARE W IMITATION
CATAL04UO PRf I
aHOWINts PULLLfPrtt
MSifMSMT MHO HsVta.
A.U TOWeBCO..t0OT0N.MA3$. i
Itoucht has borne) the sltrnuv
Signature of
Over 30 Years.
TVrjrfc.'N'iWs'
Tews Office Anxiety.
look In a Wt;
what's the matter worrying about the
I. took f?
' SububB Oh not But I M it la my
havs uot out
and are scratching up my garden.
Brooklyn Life.
.. ' i m . u uriM.lnwa Rnntb.
aiotners wiu nnu
Ins Hyrup tlis beat remedy to use tor their
children during tbe teething period.
The Oreora'i Vlsw. " 4
First Groom I say, dese rich guys
has de cinch. Kubber-tlred wagons,
rublieNtlrmt sutoiuohiles n' rubber
tired bicycles. ....
Beoond Groom Yes, V all's loft fur
na i tr rub 'r tired horse when they
come lu Boston Herald.
WELL LIQHTEO 8T0RE8, .
Tht M. 4V. M. Arcs art Cauilnj Quits a Stir
K'..ll,l.,r. la mora aillliivllia than I
poorly lighted store. From the time of
old tallow dips millions of people have
been bothered by insufllclent light when
n,.snlniKmi. Hut now it seems
the whole question is settled by the
beautiful, brilliant, economical "M A
M Are lamps mat aro iwwihihh i
popular. They are cheap, too. Write
to 0. W. Lord, Portland. Oregon, for a
circular telling you all about them.
You'll be glad you wrote. Agouta sre
wanted in every town.
No Cllmblnt;.
"Ah, my friend," sighed old BkUv
flynt, who was dying, "I'm folng a
long, long Journey."
"Never mind," replied ths friend,
who knew him. "It's all down hill."
A Wicked Inilnuatloa. .
Miss Peretcaf Fashion seems to tend
toward costumes ot the last century. ,.
Miss May Budd How nlcel Boms
people will be able to make over their
old dresses. .
Tht Qualified Critic.
Big School Girl Ain't you got no
grammar yet? ..
Little School Girl-Nope, not till
next year. . .
"Why, gracious; I've took grammar
two hull years a'readyl" Detroit Free
Press. . .' ' '"-..'
Rtverwd Slluatlaas,
"Yes, poor fellow, she rnsrrled him
to reform him."
"Well"?
"And now he's got bis hands full
trying to reform her." Denver Times.
Aa Cxpsrltsctd Horseman. ,
Minks What earthly use nave you
lor six horses?
Winks Uuess yon don't know much
about horses, do you?
Minks No o.
Winks I keep tlx so thst I will al
wsvs have two that won't have any
thina the matter with them when I
want to drive. New York Weekly.
v,;n.M mon litam Oeeaissl a ear !
THimSUomai ,
W. U imustas makss and sells mora maa's
IliJOandtM aoshoes Uisnaujotlisr IsrossaB
ufsoturers In the world.
W. I,. loii.las S.10U snd 1. shoes plaeed
side by side srliii 3.m and S.U9 shoes of
other uiskas, are found to be Just aa pxA,
Thee will outwear two pairs of ordiaar
13.00 and .1.S0 shone.
afoee of l test Mlswa IncMI't sersm!
(torsM IU, Oonxie Celt, e iVsf tout Hwiearaa
rMbiiMMiaiiiii lirt sun fi.
W. 1 Doualas S oo "Out Bdsre XsMae
OannotbaaiiuallMtatanrPr'loe.
31n-iaaaU'i I'r.r.at.m.MstSs
w. r. n. o.
Me. s-tees.
WHBN writlns; ta adeertlaers plesvee
sssHitiasi this paper
1 : ? el the bs
' Vi shoe eealsrs
li I X-1 J-jersfTase.
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tsae 1 s. sr.
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JOIIIIaTALZEnSEED CO.
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St.' Jacobc
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Oil
eeesssseveseeesseeea
ARB wnrrls familiar throughout the
nlvllisutl oriel, win ils timt auml
tor all that Is puie sua eduoiirs In
sserllrillie.
No power on earth has been able to
ar lis nrusress, treuauao tt lild Its at
polntea wnrt,
In erery nllmS snrl with every people
It hss worted wuniisrs In alltivlatlug
pain.
Its euros ef Rheumatism have ap..
proseheil the mlraiiilonsi
lis Inltliislo value Is tht svoret ol
turweas nl lis worlit-wltla popularity
nl us wonderful sale ol Its oonstaut
arotli,
lis virtues are slsmiHi.1 on the hearts
ol tlieouiorlitileri and toriureit sverr-
.whste-uevet to be iitsvo.1 vt title me
e lasts. .
Hiion in Ariel is sr. aiaims tm tba
pain klllliig niarrel uf Hiecsinuij,
IT ACTS LIKE MAGIC.
eetete)eesess
BISHOP SCOTT ACiCIMY
fSKtlaml, Ureiun. fouudwals?
A Haait Sc&oat for Boys.
Military m Kanual Training.
Write ior Ulujtrattti Calaloftta,
ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal
WASHING MADE EASY
Hy using my Washing Tablets. Kn acid.
SUn.l All nnnts for tviickailll Bllilli'ifllt fuf
3 months, with lull directions. Agents
. , Ul iJill?! 1
wanteu. v i.,.
Box 606, Portland, Oregon.
Tha Farmer's First Prodi
Is Made ta his alIloB ef seed.
... Bead lor
Our Complete Annual Cata
- logue for 1902, FREEI
It eMMalne hilt rllwllons for tardea
, Bark aud many ttsnf ol uMm fur to
' Isvrnev. Konne svlla twtlec
. 11. 11. M
1 , tAMBKlWOSI'S SKKOS,
UMBERSOH Portland Oregon
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
root ol Morrison Street.
Csn give you the best bargains In
Pillories, Plows, Boilers and Knginra.
Wiiiilmills and Pumt-s and (tuueral
Machinury. Btw us before buying.
Tor
The Farmer
The Gardener
and
The Housewife
I Ttet Mat a llltl. mure. Tr
ar. wutUi a s'Mt '! I
Uian 11m uin.rv hlivd. a.. 1,1 1
' eearrwasre. Iwus aanual frse,
o. at. ssasv co.
Detroit, Mioh,
Sew Year Re$olutlon$
tits
tsars reUef boat lloei, etriussaad tea sees
aatslaa. Seas set aacUaalaseta
Vaalae laelt.,U oed le SSO Williams
lllliy IBI.Illlll, Ave.. Fortlaud. Oreaua
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?la-.T siokeo. Weaken. orUrloa, Kw. sue w rial
ivr fre MmpW. aud booklet oa aaaiis. Addteas
KEEP YOUR 8L00O CLEA1
WCStfi tSANOY
If tmasttio
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w r---.r- T"." . v -t ty .i
X mei kiss ts sas wMa aau. sarSM as if fjg i L S
read by It.
encore.