The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, October 18, 1901, Image 4

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    Catarrh
The cause exist in the blood. In
what causes inflammation of tha
mucous trternbrsri". ,
It is therefore Impossible to cure
the disease by local applications.
It is positively dangerous to neg
lect it, because It always affects
the stomach and deranges the
general health, and is likely to
develop into consumption.
Hut ev beea radfcally'aiid permanently
eared by Hood's Sareaperllla. It eieanas the
blood and baa peculiar alterative and tonic
tract & Long, California Junction. Iowa,
wiitM: "I had eaten thna years, lost air
appetite and eoold not sleep. Hy head pained
ow and I felt bad all over. I took Hood's
Baraaparllla and bow bar a good appetite,
sleep wall, and bar no symptoms of catarrh."
Hood's Sarsaparltta
Promises to cure and keeps the
promise. It is better not to put off
treatment -buy Hood's today.
Aggravating Mm.
Mrs. Flitey My husband's the
meanest thing.. Ha had tha rheu
matism when ha woke up this morn
ing:. Mrs. HiteyWellT
Mrs. Fliety Well, that's a sure
sign of rain, and I've got a lawn
party on for - this afternoon. Phila
delphia Press.
this aJfnatara la oa etery box of too oasis
Laxative Bromouiniae
A Formula. ' .
"Aren't you going, to buy me one,
mamma?"
"Buy you another new hat? That
would be extravagant!"
"Oh, we could tell papa it was
such a love of a hat I had to have it."
Thar b mora Catarrh In this union of tha
country than all otber diseases put together,
and until the last few yearn waa soppoaed to bo
incurable. For a arret many yean doctors pro
nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by eonstanUy failing to cor
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Bcienee nas proven caiarra u ov wu-n
tional disease, and therefore requires eonamo
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, man
ufactured by r. i. Cheney ft Co.. Toledo, Ohio,
la tbe only constitutional cure on the market.
It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to
a leaspoonfuL It aeie directly oa the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
ne hundred dollars for any case it fall to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad.
drees. F. 1. 1 HESKY CO, Toledo, Q.
Bold by Drnsxists, 750.
Hall's Family Pills are tha beat.
Took the Hint.
"I thought you were go'ng to
spend a week with your cousins over
in Michigan."
"No, I didn't go. When I wrote
to them about it they said for me to
come right along snd make myself at
home they woudln't consider me
company." Chicago Tribune.
9fnm Owcie aieef
Wor OH thn IMi.
Laxative Bromo-Qoinine Tablets core a cold In
an day. .No cure. No Fay. Price 36 Gen la.
Wanted a Tut
The Tramp Yes'm. I've tried to
cure the drink habit.
Mrs. Good. You have?
The Tramp Yes'm. I'm tryin'
the faith cure now, an' I'd like to get
a nickel to see if I could keep it with
out spendin' it for beer. Puck.
Mothers will 6nd Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to on ior their
children dnriug tha teething period.
Tommy Did It
"Hello!" cried Noah as the animals
were tossed into the toy ark, "here's
something new!" i
"Please sir," said the strange ani
mal,"I used to be a leopard.but Tom
my cut off my forelegs to make me
kangaroo."
TO CTJKK A COXD IN OHS OAT
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
trntgists refund the money if it falls to cure.
E. ff. ftKrre's signature ison each box. 25c
Oa the Lin.
Old Lady Can you tell me, if you
please, where I'll get the Blackrock
tram?
Dublin Car Driver Begorra,
ma'am, if you don't watch yourself,
you'll get it in the small of your back
in about a minute. Punch.
Crimson Clare,
Friend Why are you star gazing
at old Tippler's red nose?
Artist I am getting inspiration for
a great marine picture.
friend What will you call it? '
Artist Why, "The lighthouse be
low the bridge." Chicago New.
'i'h K irwi Vnu llavA AIwovs
ture of Chas U. Fletcher, and has been made under his
Sersonal eupervbsion for over 30 years. Allow no one
deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
Juat-as-g'ood' are but Experiments, and endanger tha
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothlnjr Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys AVorms
and allays Feveriahness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
The KM You Me Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
we aairwuie eeawaanr, tt etvaaa araesr, mw mm.
Not ths Grammatical Kind.
"hWat is a conjunction?" asked
the teacher.
"That which joins together," was
the prompt reply.
"Hire an illustration," said ths
teacher.
The up-to-date girl hesitated and
blushed. "The marriage sevice,"
she said at last Chicago Post.
Philosopk.
"Poor Boy!" excaimed O'Hara
condoling with Cassidy, who has been
injured by a blast, Tis tough
luck ten have have yer hand blowed
off."
"Och, faith, it might have bin
wurse," replied Cassidy. "Suppose I
bad me week's wage in it at the
toime." Philadelphia Press.
Lucky Shortajs.
"Yes, my wife reads every blessed
receipt she finds in the papers."
"Heavens ; and does she try them
all?"
"No, she doesn't. In fact she
never tries a solitary one of them."
"How doe that happen?"
"Why, she's always out of some
thing. "Cleveland Plain Dealer.
America Leads.
In consequence of the great demand for
cotton goods, the United States consumed
more raf cotton than Great Britain, which
has always held supremacy 111 this indus
try, just as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters has
been the best family medicine, and which
ha retained its prestige for over 60 rears.
Today the Bitters is used in almost every
borne. It cures dvspensia, uiaitp-siiem,
constipation and biliousness, also purities
the blood, calms the nerves and builds up
the entiresysteni.
Elaborate.
A placard posted throughout a
country town announced the opening
of a theatre as "under the manage
ment of Miss Blank, newly decorated
and painted." Tid-Bita.
IOV KNOW WHAT TOC ABE TAKING
When Ton talte Grove's Tasteless Chill Toots,
because the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle snowing that it is slmnly Iron and Qni
oine in a tasteless form. rIoCura.iteeay. Sue.
No Assistance Required.
"It luks to me as if yes was thry
in" to make trouble bechune me an'
the folks up stairs."
"Divilabit! If Oi wanted to make
trouble for anybody Oi'd do it for
them thot's not so able to do it for
thimselves!" Puck.
Tb Best Prescription tor Malaria
yulus ana sever m a uotue ui urvrvs ihwicbi
Chill Tonic It is simply iron and quinine in
I tastnlnssnrrn No Cure. No Pay. Price 400.
On Weil Paid Bank Ckrk.
T Alt rnn Rink )prka are not
snffioipntlv remunerated." exclaimed
the broker quite forcibly.
Oh. I don t snow, saia me Dana
nMaani With & SAli HT11 i J "OUF
last receiving teller got about 20,000
a year for six years."
The greatest professional athletes nee
nju.erf n;i w a. "mh-rlown . It soft
ens the muscles and prevents soreness.
Oh, That's Different!
Caller The minister's son is fol
lowing in the footsteps of the spend
thrift, young Jenks.
Mies Prim Isn't that scandalous?
Caller Hardly as bad as that.
You see he's a tailor and is trying to
collect his bill. Chelsea Gazette.
T,: rv , i tm hirrhl 9 arwiken
l IW W V ........ ... H I
of as a coueh cure. J. W. O'Brii.i. 322
Third Ave.. N.. Minneapolis, Muiu.; Jan.
6, lKOO.
Prompt Revenge,
Pinching Bug Those folks screened
us out of the house and the piazzas.
T iirriinine Bue Yes?
Pinching Bug Then they have a
garden party and me and a lot of my
kinfolk broke it up. Chicago Kecord-
Herald.
rixo srermaiwDuT uim. no ,.. " 1 "
S . w aiWT n' 'T I n .r. .. m.
Raalorar. S.od for F K B fc S-1.00 trul tiottl. .t.l Orml.
let. Is.a.U.KL-xs.I.U!ArchdtPuuaaf4lua,Fa
The Pacemaker.
Woodby Booth Who was tha lead
ing roan in the company you were
with last season?
Knight Stands The advance agent.
Right)
Phrenologist Your bump of de
tructiveness is very large. Are you a
soldier or a pugilist?
Subject Neither. I'm a furniture
mover. Tit-Bits.
The Tip to Golfers.
Puller But what should
I talk to
my partner about?
Putter Her- splendid play,
of
course.
Poller And if she is a regular
duffer?
Putter Tell her what lobsters the
others are. Brooklyn Life.
Ilonerht has borne the eiffna-
Signature of
A PUZZLIIIG CilSE,CAP MALgA limmT-
That Has Anrsctcd Wida-Spread
Attention In M'm Circles.
From tae lltwt, .yaa, Mat,
Thousands of dollars have been
spent in dootors' bills by those afflict
ed with epilepsy and, very frequently,
it has been in vain. It so often
happens that the dootors do not
i. , ip 1-a .t IKu iw,a tf ill. tmntklA. A
cure which was easily effected, after ;
physicians had failed to accomplish j
any permanent results, is that of Miss
. ' u Va Kill U'i. !
Annie K. Herbert, of No. 607 West
ern avenue, Lynn, Mans, After years
of suffering from this terrible atllio
tion she was made well by tha use of
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peo
ple. She makes the following state
ment: "I was the victim of epileptio fits
and enasm of the nerves from the
time I was two years old until I i
r.dMwJ tile arA a-tf aaitentnan wham
k " ? r," i. i- , t ' i i. '
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People cured
me. Ten well-known
physicians ot J.ynn wateume as ,
different times but none succeeded in j
physicians of
Lynn treated me at ,
helping my case. I have even been
to the Lynn hospital, but the physi
cians there failed to cure me, so you
can see it was a disease that puszled a
good many doctors.
.My illness at times causea racaing
headaches and an awful dizsiness
made my head swim. I had what the
doctors called spasms ot the nerves
about four times a day. The blood
would rush to my head and a fueling
come over me so that I wouldn't
know what was going on around me.
The spasms left me very weak.
During one year I bad eight epileptio
fits.
"At last when all the efforts of the
dootors hud proved in vain I tried Dr.
Williams' fink Pills for Pale People"
and hardly three weeks had passed be
fore I found they gave me great relief.
I continued using them faithfully and
in six mouths I was entirely cured
and have had no return of my illness
since" Signed,
MISS ANNIE R. HERBERT.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 10th day of April, 1901.
THOMAS F. FORTER,
(Seal.) Notary Public
The pills which cured Miss Herbert
are a siiecifio for all forms of weak
ness arising from a watery condition
of the blood or shattered, nerves, two
fruitful causes of almost every ill to
which flesh is heir.
Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Pale
People are sold by all dealers, or will
be sent postpaid on receipt of price,
50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50,
by Dn Williams Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, N. Y.
Illustrate!
How do you manage to get rid of
bores?" asked Snodgrass as he came
in and took a seat by the editor's desk.
Oh, easily enough," replied the
editor. ."I begin to tell them stories
about my smart youngster. Now,
only the other day he said What!
Must you go? Well, good morning!"
Yellowish.
The Visitor Of course you know
knothiug of yellow journalism up
here?
The Villager Wall, the ad'ter of I
the Banner he now an' acen puts in
items up side down so's to make the
folks read "em. I recken thet's sorter
buff like, ain't it? Detroit Free Press.
Nothing Equals St Jacobs Oil
For Rheumatism, Gout, Sciatica,
Neuralgia, Cramp, Pleurisy, Lum
bago, Sore Thoat, Bronchitis, Sore
ness, stiffness, Bruises, Toothache,
Headache, Backache, Feetache, Pains
in the Chest, Pains in tbe Back, Pains
in the Shoulders, Pains in the Limbs,
and all bodily aches and pains. It acts
like magic. Safe, sure and never fail
ing. Semblance of Perpetual Motion.
Into a basin of clear water put a
few pieces of camphor. They will
commence a peculiar motion, travers
ing every part of the surface of the
water, but may instantly be stopped
by dropping into the water the
minutest quantity of an oily bu bat ace.
FIRINQ THE FIRST SALUTE.
aaaaaaHaaHs
Hew Old Glory Was Hoaorea by tha
French frigate.
The little Ranger ran slowly between
tbe frowning French frigates, looking
ss warlike as they; her men swarmed
like bees Into the rigging, and ber
colon ran op to saluto tbe flag of bis
most Christian majesty of France, and
he fired one by one ber saluto of thir
teen guns, says Sarah Oms Jewett,
In tbe Atlantic.
There was a moment of suspense.
the wind was very light now; tbe pow
der smoke drifted away snd the flap
ping sails sounded , loud overhead.
Would tbe admiral answer back, or
would be treat this bold challenge like
a handkerchief waved at bun from a
pleasure boat? Boms of the officers
on the Ranger looked incredulous, but
Paul Jones still held ths letter la bis
hand. . There was a puff of white
smoke and ths great guns of the
French flagship began to shake, ths
air one, two, three, four, fire, six,
even, eight, nine; and then were still,
save for their echoes from the low bills
boat Carnac and ths great druld
Mount of St Michael.
"Henry Gardner, you may tell the
men that this was tbe salute of ths
King of France to our republic, and
the first high honor to our flag," said
the captain proudly to bis steersman;
but they were all huzzaing now along
tbe Ranger's decks, tbat little ship
whose name shall never bs forgotten
while ber country Urea.
Tbe captain lifted bis hat and stood
looking at the flag.
"We hardly know what this day
means, gentlemen," be ssld soberly to
bis officers who came about blm. "I
believe we are at tbe christening of
ths greatest nation tbat was ever born
into the world, Tbe day shall corns
when America, republic though ' she
may be, will salute bo foreign flag
without receiving gun for guar
M. r. a. V.
a. 4s.issi.
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HE) wrltlnc
te advertisers please
sneuUaa this
1 PATHETIO STORY OF. AN
I QLIISM SEA CAPTAIN. ,
EN'
Strlcaan While a Xosm Maa kjr the
Drowataar uf Bta Bride Dttrlu tit
Honasaoon, He L1t1 far Mans Yea re
Aaaona laooraat Orsek Qoatbenla.
About tweaty-nvs years ago there
waa a vounc aailor who. by dlut of
hard work. Integrity of character aud
nrmueaa ot Will, reached at the age of
1M the summit of his ambltloa-be-
.i.,. . uhar thun would
WIHHU U1MIH W " '
be called a good-sued steauismp.
some 9U0 tons realater. Cpon this ac
cession to aood fortune he married
the girl of his choice, who had pa
tiently waited for bint since as boy
and girl sweethearts they parted ou
his first Bolua to sea. Aud with rare
complacency his owners gave him the
we,Umabla prWUoge f carrying his
. .
young brine to sea with mm.
" fc. h hw
How happy be wasl How deep ana
ell-embraeln hla oride. aa steamlUK
- - b MplaUea
"u"u " . . ... ,h .,11,1ir
VI Uin v& UiB vjva
that she was now witnessing for the
first time- but which be bad made fa
miliar to her mind by his oft-repeated
ae stories during the few bright days
between voyages that It bad been able
to develop to courtship. The ship was
bound to several Mediterranean pons,
the Urns being 1st autumn, and conse
quently the most ideal season for a
honeymoon that could possibly be Im
agined. Cadis. Genoa, Naples, Venice,
a delightful tour with not one weary
moment wherein to wish for something
else. Even a flying visit to old Borne
from Naples bad been possible, for the
two officers, rejoicing In their happy
young skipper's Joy, saw to It that no
unnecessary care should trouble him.
and bore willing testimony. In order
that he should get ss much delight out
of those halcyon daya as possible, that
ths entire crew were as docile ss could
be wished, devoted to their bright com
mander and bis beautiful wife. Then
at Venice came orders to proceed to
Oalats and load wheat for home. Great
was the glee of the glrl-wlfe. She
would see Constantinople and the Dan
ube. Life would hardly be long enouKh
to recount all the wonders or this most
wonderful of wedding trips. And they
sailed, with hearts overbrimming with
Joy as the blue sky above them seem
ed welllnj over with sunlight
Wind and weather favored them,
nothing occurred to cast a shadow over
their happiness until nearlng Cape Ma
lea at that fatal hour of the morning.
Just before the dawn, when more col-;
llslons occur than at any other time,
they were run Into by a blundering
Greek steamer coming the other way,
and cut down amidships to the water's
edge. To their peaceful sleep or quiet
appreciation of the nighfs silvern
splendors succeeded the overwhelming
flood, the hiss and roar of escaping
steam, tbe suffocating embrace of
death. In that dread fight for life ail
perished but one, he so lately the hap
piest of men, the skipper. Instinctive
ly clinging to a fragment of wreckage,
he had been washed ashore under Cape
Males at the ebbing of the scanty tide.
and bis strong physique reasserting It
self enable him to reach tbe plateau.
Here he was found gaztng seaward by
some goat herds, who. In search of
their nimble-footed docks, had wander
ed down the precipitous side of the
mountain. They endeavored to per
suade blm to come with them back to
the world, but In vain. He would live,
gratefully scceptlng some ot their poor
provision, but from that watching place
he would not go. And those rude peas
ants, understanding something of his
depth of woe. sympathized with blm
so deeply that without payment or hope
of any, they helped blm to build bis
but, snd kept blm supplied with such
poor morsels of food snd drink as suf
ficed for bis stunted needs.
And there, with his gaze fixed during
all bis waking hours upon that Inscrut
able depth wherein all bis bright hopes
bad suddenly been quenched, be lived
nntll aulte recent years, "the world
forgetting, by the world forgot," a liv
ing monument of constancy and pa
tient, uncomplaining grief. By bis hum
ble friends, whose language be never
learned, be was regarded as a saint,
and when one day they came cpon
his lifeless body fallen forward upon
his knees st the little unglazed window
through which be waa wont to look
out upon the sea where bis dear one
lay, they felt confirmed In their opinion
of the sanctity of the hermit of Cape
Males. London Spectator,
MILLINERY MODES.
Showing ths new English turban
shape. A few plumes snd s knot of
straw will furnish tbe trimmings, snd
a little tilt adds to the stylish effect
Output of the British Mint.
Tbe recently Issued report of tbe
deputy master of England's mint shows
that the onput of new money was be
yond all precedent In 11XX).A total of
102 tons of standard gold, 234 tons of
standard silver snd 891 tons of bronze
was comed Into 107,080,513 pieces. In
addition nearly 80,000,000 pieces were
struck In the colonial mints. The output
of the English mint amounted In value
to about 78,0O0,OOO.
As a rule people are disappointed In
compliments: tbey always expect more.
Li' r "1a
TK. Distinction
"Yes, that's aprolty piece ol brio
S-brwo. Where did you got HI
"In Canada."
"What duty did you Imvo to pity on
it?"
"None at all," , ,,. ,
'Smuggled it through, did you?
m.. i ;..ot ;.,.,.,.! it. tliruliirll. It
Isn't smuggling unless you're caught
at iCChicago Tribune.
A Ntw Spsclo.
T mmnlil like to sell voit the entire
works oi Omar Khayam." began the
the book agont.glilly ; "tney are ne
finest things that ever came from a
pen." ....
"Them's a new breed of pigs to
me," commented Mr. Pork.uilurd,
scratching bis head doubiously. Are
they anything like Berkshire's. Ohio
State Journal.
He Couldn't
"Oh, Mr. Spoonloigh, pray riso. It
is not right that you should kneel at
my foot. Rise, I beg of you I" im
plored the fair lady.
.But be didn't riso. His Irish did,
though, and he replied solemnly :
"I'm afraid er Miss tiraoo I'm
afraid I'm kneeling on your er that
is, you drool! your 'chewing gum,
ami, oh, Miss Gnice, I'm stuck on
youl' 'i)e n ver T i mes. ,
A Deprsvsd Appetite.
ride ou Sunday, and we were so dis
appointed I"
"tVhat was the troubior"
'VI,u mi. 1,r.a mifc limctA In tllM
nicht aiid ate tin his licet bonnet."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Present Psc.
Servant A publisher at the door to
see you, sir.
Modern Author Have rum come
in and wait; tell him I just began
writing a book and won't have it done
for 15 minutes. Ohio State Journal.
Wrtndud Foot sad Ankls Cursd By
St Jscobs Oil.
Gentlemen : A short time ago, I
severely wrenched1 my foot and ankle.
The injury was very pai.iful, and
the consequent inconvenience (being
obliged to kwp to business) was very
trying. A friend recommended St.
Jacobs Oil, and I take grcttt pleasure
in informing you that one applica
tion was sutlicieni to effect a complete
cure, lo a busy mini so simple ana
effective a remedy is invaluable,
and I shall Ioso no oportuiiity of
suggesting the use of St. Jucoba Oil.
lours truly, Henry J. Doirs, Manager,
The Cycles Co., London, England.
St. Jacubs Oil is safe, sure and
never failing. Conquers pain.
Aggrieved.
"It was an outragot" exclaimed tbe
excitable young man with the very
foreign accent. 'The father of the
young lady offered a marriage settle
ment oi f 100, 000."
"It isnt' much of a dowry."
"My dear friend: it is not a dowry
at all. It is a tip. Washington Star.
ABSOLUTE
SEGURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
pttie Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
S FssvSlaUie Wrapper Below.
Verr ssssil ana as eas?
f take as a
rOIItADiCHZs
mil OIXZIREtS.
rod nuoumst.
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FOR CONSTIPATION.
rORIAUOWSUR.
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Write for Catalogue.
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Mrs. Piukhsm advises women free of charge. Iln ' Mdrsss is
Lynn. Mass. No woman knows ths truth aomi. ' -
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WTtter's speelat perailsska.t,
Sev4
Scott How did yon like that cigar'
I gave you yesterday? I
noma 1 liked it so wen tnat i
hadn t the heart to mini it. uosion
Transcript.
His Ruses.
She You played a very careless
giimo, Jack. v ny uou t you seep
your eye on the ball?
lie i can t seep it on uotu 01 you,
Urooklyn Lite.
A Lesdcr.
Papa So. Bobby, you're the prt-si-
dentof your bicycle club. Hint's
very nice. How did they happen to
choose you?
Dubby Well, you see, papa, I'm
the only boy that' got a bicycle.
Tit-Dits.
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
THE STAfi OF STARS
V STEEL
i- 4 l Mil
vrnia
hill.
Id
lias li.-l l-arln In turn-table,
Turn IrdMly a tha wlml. !
Hall WaniiKS tliru.l in wlxwl, lnnrln j
Ulhlest runulilf quallti., and remrvlul
r.t.l ainuutit at i.nmnr lr Ulimnllta.
(ialvamitid arlcr niaklns. 1 ul clhar
with galvanised tn.li. d-Mible-nulled; uu
ln ran ru.i or ! Umtm and rattle.
M4llit rrsulauir: ft-rlei-i rrsulattnn. No
snrlns lo change leaalnn Willi er elianiie
ol t'inp.ratiiru, ami stow wealtrr with . -
K.ji.im alw.vs on h.n.l.
Tlii-ae UiIiiks ere worth tnnnry to toil.
Then why uol liar a MTAHt
MITCHELL, LEWIS
A STAVER CO.
PORTLAND, ORCQOII.
ESTABLISHED 1870. . IKCOHFUfUTKD
g. p. nimmiELm & sons.
120 f aaar ef tt., Mmmr Wtmhhtgtoi, Poriimntf, Qrmg m.
Tho loading and Rellmblo furrier ot tha NortHwt
tut Coals. Cane. Collarettes, Boss, Kic. Made la all the Fasnioiialde 'are,
f ur 'i'rliniMHKs. Katies end Kins. Send lor Calalutue.
faW-Furs remodeled and repaired. Write ua
BEST FOR
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4IVVF ill. TT tlU port to us
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J LIVER TONIC
MILD BUT
SURE
BOON FOR
MOTHERS
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''""CURE"
CONSTIPATION
NEVER SOLO I
IN BULK I
r "NJ1:
times ths pain waa almost mors
Uian i oouiu Butnu, any neari
My
sutii
would nearly stop beating snd
I would get cold and numb.
V Me'hualismritrinmrht
many times I was dying
and did not dare to
leave me alone, I also
suffered severely at
times of menstruation,
" I had tried several
doctors aud they told
ms that they bad dons
alllliatmedloinseould
do. In the face of all
41, t. and to ths aatnn.
iahmeut of my family
ml friends, vour rems-
jlia Kiitwd me. I am now
..11 ami An ths work for
Mnl tttr tnw rweoverad
xnrj m,www,. .... 7
i.i. .-.1 i.ir.tntl racommend
S. M which will be
tt
Sfseasa4 1
ti.t.;i..S
We ha-re d.pnsiied I"' t A
with ms N.iHHial LWvf
CllvBaiia.olI.rnn. I
nald 10 ear peraoa who wl Snd Uial the
ataure tntlniuniai leitrr 1. Ki't nuins,
,.t.ii.l,.tl h.fars oM.inins the
It. rwaaaa Mawwca.
Tee Bsrfy Ytt. .
"The first game of golf was played
iu Scotland over 600 years ago."
"Wonder if they've found any of
the balls yet that wore used in ths
tame,". .
Ths ChsttlsssMnt
Kind Lady Why are you crying
little boy?
Little Coy Cos maw just made a
example out o' mo for my little
brother's sake." Ohio HUte Journal.
Why It Wt Rstumed.
New Servant I found this coin
upon your desk, sir.
Ma-ter I'm glnd you are honest.
I put it there purposely to test your
lioiuwty.
New Servant That's what I
thought. -
ST
-Wwii'ia'Mii. w.r-iniH I. Yin imi. -r
nt-M nini.ihi. n nailfl. nit hiet.r.l. Ihni pn.
rtim. Ht fluistt. i,i.tniN,i rtiiiniiic. a..nr
anC ..iwri.atM, Mill IIKI.l. I,H
rAVKH Co., Istawl Wlot Mis., t'urUaal,o
JOHN POOLE, Portland. Oregon,
fsetol Herrlaoa Stree
Csn glvs you the best bsrgsini Is
Ruggiea, i'luws. Hollers and hngines,
Win.iruills and Pumps and Ueusral
Uachinery. nes us before buying,
THE RIIWF.S
ALL DRUGGISTS.
tests ood. Kit them like candy. Thsy
i remove any bud taste In ths mouth, Issv
' Ina ths bresth sweet and perfiimtd. It is
fi pleasure to tuke Ihrm, and Iher are
Iked eapsclally by children,
sweeten the slnmach by rl.anslnf Ihs
mouth, throat and fond channel. That
. means, they stop undigested food from
I sourlnc In the stomach, nr.v.nt aaa form-
. inn in the bowels, and kill dlsra.e aarins
of any kind that breed and feed is the en
tire system.
are purely vriretanle and contain so mer
curial or other mineral poison. Thty eon
slut of the latest discoveries In niedlcine,
and form a combination of remedies un
euualrd to make the blood pure and rich
and make clean skin and beautiful com
plexion. . tone ths stomach and bowels and stir up
! They do not merely soften
fVjCsXlCeXk Xool nd cause thrlr discharge, hut
wJT strrnirth.n the bowels and put tli.m Into
""" , lively, healthy condition, maklnf thslr ao
ttoo natural.
risTer a-rtp nor rrlpe. They act quietly, pos
itively and nuvtr fail., anv Irln .f nnitn-
fprtablsfrellns;. Taken resulsrly they mske
't '!jLct "nulnrly and naturally as It
Should. They keep the sewerase ot the body
prop."? murine ana seep ids system cisan.
Increase the flow of milk In nursln moth
ers. If the mother eate a tablet, It makes
her milk mildly purgative snd has a mlid
hut certain effect on the baby, la tills way
they are the only safe laxative for the
nursing Infant.
taken patiently, perslstsntly, will ears snf
form of constipation, no matter how old or
how often other remedies have failed. They
are absolutely guaranteed to cure any case,
or purchase money will bs cheerfliily re
funded. eost iOo, !Bc, 80c a bog. BampJes sent free
for the asking. We publtnh no testlmonlsls
uui aeu veavsreiB on tneir mem una.r eo
Cft?L,vJ 0ute guarantee to cure, buy and try a
wu iu-uif. wr wrue ue ior iree eaiui".
and booklet.
aetnes arsauss ssasst OS., onsaM er raw f ssg.
to say rssaer of this ptpsrwhoi
any attempt ot substitution, or i
iit.t aa e-uwt wh.n r.u.t.ta era
will re.
sale ef
isiaiw at a rrnnA l ealaa.aa a.S aae-ak JSasttasal
convict. Mil corrsipoodescs MfiflsUi.