:;v Eczema Vttm It nxMens tin skin, Itches, mn. Oris and eosles! home rooi'le.call it tetter, milk crust or alt rhenm. '1 e stiflr-rlns; from It ! sometimes In it"w; J"""", PPllcation r resorted U- It proceeds from humors Inherited or ac quired mid persists until these Lara tmni rwmoved. Hood's Sarsaparilla positively remoree them, baa radically and permanently cured the worst cases, and la without an equal fur all cutaneous eruption. VVuooYFiiisaieUi.Beeteathartie. rrloatteeuta Diss and Remedy. That must be a pretty bad tooth ache to awell jour face like tbat. Why don't you see a dentist?" "I did call on toy friend, Dr. Pullom, yesterday, and ciperlenced great ro ller.- i "Yon must be mistaken, Pullem boa Iwm out of town for a wee a." "I know. I felt relieved when I found that out" Philadelphia Pre. Odd. "Mia Sentyment Is a great lover of "Yea: now Isnt tt odd that ahe drawa the line on caterpillars I Ohio State Journal. A Pitnk Incident. "Either that young : fellow down thprn with his clrf Ih a liar or I'm nothing," remarked the adventurous J caterpillar, as he proceeded to lower himself on his silken thread. "What do you mean?" Inquired the tree toad. .- . "I Just heard him tell her that noth ing, ahe might be sure, would ever come between them I" Philadelphia Press. - Tela efgaatnre fa oa everv box of the fennla Laxative BrotnoQuinine the nandy tbat eawaa) a cM la M aj- Thrce a Day. Tourist in Ireland (to rural postman) How many mails have you here in the day? "Three breakfast, dinner and tay, London Fun. The Typewriter Invaatlea. A statistician has proved that the inven tion of the typewriter haa given employ ment to 500.01)0 Deonle. but ha fails to auu how many cases of weak stomachs and dv. pepsia it haa induced. AU people of se dentary occupation need Hosteller's Stom ach Bitten. It is a wonderful medicine and helps nature bear the stralu which entiles from confinement. It also cures dyspepsia, indigestion, constipation and flatulency. Be sure to try it and you will not be disappointed. a Niinnoiv ESCAPE Jin Indiana Epriencs." I era Exclusive neu. Mrs. Purseproud I see where sev eral millionaires chartered . whole steamboat in order to come across the ocean. Mr. Purseproud Well, when we go over we will lease the ocean for a week. Baltimore American. "It was a frightful experience' and I never expected to come out alive," said Mrs. Elien ltowman, of No. 82 v indoor block, Indianapolis. Ind.. in the course of an interview recently published in the Sun ol that city. "I do not suppose it ever would have happened," she oontinucd. "but. some years ago I began to worry and to uo more wort than I ought. This brought on a general physical weak ness, my blood became thin and I grew nervous. I went to a doctor and he said I had consumption. "Did he advise any court of treat- mentr "Yea, he gave jne some medicine whtch I took, but it did me no rood. Other doctors failed to help me and I became despondent of ever getting well. My limbs ached, my head was amy ana i was most miserable. A MASTERPIECE IN THE WAY. Bow aa EnalUk Artie Escaped Win. atnat aa Unenviable Notoriety, When Irving Montagu, the war art ist, was a very young tuau, before he had mastered the elementary princi ples of his art, he narrowly escaped an adventure that he says would bars brought him a suddeu notoriety in the rt world which few would have en vied. ' lie was wandering through Marlborough House, thou Veruon nai lery, with party of friends, and as they were exploring deserted oussages, his companions playfully shut , the door, not knowing tbat It fastens:! with spring lock, and expecting blm to turn up presently, ran off to continue their work In the galleries. Thus "cribbed, cabined and routln ed." says Montagu, 1 remained patient enough at first, hoping it would be but a short-lived Jest; but half an hour hav ing elapsed, my patience began to di minish and the. situation to pall upon me. la vain did 1 try to make myself heard, so 1 set about to llud some means of exit. commenced by slowly feeling of Aa Incomplels Most. We run wild over the furnishings of a houso; its furniture, carpet, hancini'. bictures and music, and alwavs (oriitt or ncitleot the most int' portant requisite., Uomsthlng thera should bo always on the shelf to pro vide against sudden casualties or at tack of nain. Buoh come like a thief in the night : sprain, strain. uddon backache, toothache or tieu- raleio attack. There is nothing eaai er to get than a bottle ol St, Jacobs Oil. and nothing surer to cure quick Jy any form of pain. The house is incomplete without it. Complete it with a good supply. FAMOUS "ANCHOR" FENCE. "You don't look new aa if von had commenced er been sick." ventured the Nnnrt. around me. Now, strangely enougo, ana mucn to my reuer, toe DBAFNBS CANNOT BE CUBED ever er. "No, and I don't feel as if I ever had," said ahe. "I owe my present neaitn to vt. Williams' fink j Tills for Pale People. About four year ago a friend from Ohio recom i mended the pills to me, saying they had benefited his daughter whose Diitlnju. "She conies of a grand old family, I believe?" . "Yes, very! An ancestor of hers was beheaded in the tower during the reign of the Fourth Edward." "How perfectly lovely!" Detroit Journal. MugivuHp. "That was a very lucid document you prepared," said the friend. "Yea," answered the statesmen dubi ously. "I made it so lucid that I am afraid the public will fall to retard it as able and profound." Washington Star. . . Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth ice Syrup the best remedy to use tor their ohlldren daring the teething period. A Close Call TJont you talk to your husband over the phone?" "Never. When I have anything of ira-ortance to say to my husband, I want to get near him." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Bv local annlinatlona. aa they cannot teach the Slaeeaed portion o( to ear. There Is only one I symptoms were similar to mine. 80 I way Maura dealt..... and that i. by eoustlt j , ' , M , , " flamed condition ol the mucous liuinir of the verv short time flamed von have a rumbllnirKoond or imper fect hear! ng, and when tt ts entirely closed deaineKS is the result, and ttnleas the inflamma tion can be taken out and this tuba restored to Its normal condition, hearing will b destroyed forever; nine eases out ot tea are caused by calarrh, hlrh is nothing but an ioSamsd condition ol the mucoua surfaces. We will give One Huudred Dollars for any esaeoi U4ainpm(canaea or catarraj trial ean not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cum. Send lot circulars, free. T. J. CHENEY A CO Toledo, a Bold By urucgls ts. 7oe Mall's family fills are the beat Not a Congenial Pursuit "And you will devote your son to artr "No. He has too good an appetite." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Hard Luck. Mr. Saphead I asked you for your daughter's hand once before, sir: but you said site was too young snd I have waited Mr. Crusty You've waited "too long, young man; she's too old now. Ohio State Journal. Tb Barn PiwaerlpMaai rr Malaria Chills and Fever Is a bottle of Grare's Tssttoleat ChillToutc, It 1. (imply Iron and quinine lu tsiftiless fora. Ko Cure. Ko Pay, fries Wc ? j fastidious. "Jane Meadows was almost drown ed in the latest Staten Island ferry collision." . "How waa that?" "She said the life preserver didn't match that new shirt waist of here.", Cleveland Plain Dealer. Wmrkm Ott ttsm OmM. Laxative Bromo-Qulnlne Tablets cure a cold In Qua day. .Mo cure. Mo Pay. Price l&oanta. Right Up to Date Sculptor What sort of bust do you wish for yourself? - Mr. Newrocks WelL I aln t particu lar, but I'm gettln' it to please Mrs. Newrocks, and she says it must be a mythlologlcal one. Brooklyn Eagle. I am sure Pisa's Cure for Consumption rnvi my life three years aito. Hi as. Thos. Kosbiks, Maple street, Norwich, N. Y., ieb.17, 1800. His LHU Scheme 'Teddy," he said, as he doffed his chapeau, "I haven't had a bite to eat since yistiddy mornin'." "An1 I don't want none." Denver Times. Extinguished, Though. fell You surely don't think Jenk ins' wife pretty? Belle Certainly not. "But you told May Sowers that she was Just lovely. "That was because May was an old flame of Jenkins." Philadelphia Rec ord. cuianirts fob DP71J3tItlNl m a ara. a. lie Was Satisfied. I V. n . "I never axed PmrMenra tor rtn1 ine rroper lime. much fer me," said the aged coloreu1 "Amy," said Mabel, "when do you philosopher. "En after a long en intend to wear that stunning bathing wearisome life er trouble I ain't got suit of yours?" nuttln 'cept de rheumatism, one wlfe, "When the men rrive," replied ten cniuun en a mortgage on de Amy. Detroit Free Press. nouse." Atlanta Constitution. IL Writs IS I 1 1 BICKFORI I oeirequl NATHltl BICKF0S0. WasMeftea. - C. ther will re ceive auick reoliea. it. Sth N. H Vnln Rtalff wuLorps. rrosecutiaz claims sLnca 1878. EITQ Permanentlr Carod. Ko fits a SfSW utr n.TH l.r i.f of it Kllae'iOmt .1am BeJtonr. SetKirarFKKIiM-J.aatrialbottleaiKitniat. be. Pa.sVH Kus.IsuaPlulaaetvaia.Pa Not His Wife. Closefist Does your wife eternally peeter you for money? Orasplt No; the people she buys things from do that. Ohio State Jour nal. Patents Procured. Prompt. KUIctent and Satisfactory Service. Attorney s lee not payable till patent granted. lr.Z us. lsber A Whitman Co, ana Warder Bldg., Washington, t). c. i Nothiag at All Brown There is a lady pianist at me circus who play with her toes. Jones Umph! That's nothing my Dsoy aoes mat. exchange. Brooklyn, K. T., Sept. lfjth The Osrflsld Tea lo, manufacturers of Garfield Tea. Oar Held Headache Powders, Gardeld Tea Syrup, (iarfleld Keiief Plasters, tiarfieid DigriUri lauieia ana uarneia Lotion, are now occupy ing the large and eletrant office buildlna and factory recently erected by them, for many years the Garfield Kemedles have been grow ing In popularity, and their success is well deserved. Tber cure diseases and keen neonl WW. BUU lUVUf. Out of Place. Cholly I get auch frightful head aches lately. Doctor thinks, perhaps, there's some foreign substance In my j bwaln. ' Miss Peppery Ah! An Idea, per-! t.n 111.11. J.I. I.. .1 1 av. ruiittuvivuttt jrreBB. Sarcatic. Voice from up stairs Ethel! Ethel Ves, papa. . Voice Please tell that young man that if he thinks he would like this house for a permanent residence, the place Is for sale on easy terms, at the office of Skinn ft Shark, the real es tate agents. A Trai Prophecy. ftabb I believe Madam DeTouch can foretell one s future accurately. Dabb Nonsense. Nabb But she said a cold, haughty man would cross my path. Dabh Well, as I left her apartments the iceman patch. entered. Pittsburg DIs- In the Philadelphia Style. 'The Sultan of Jolo has given a fifty year aDsoiute concession ol the Island of Paragua to one of the native princes. "Well, say, the Sultan of Jolo must think he's the Mayor Ashbridge of the rniiippmes," Cleveland Plain Dealer. Tte nil EM TOY Q DISEASED When there is a natural and healthy circulation of toe blood, the entire quantity, estimated atone-eighth the weight of the body, passes through the heart every five tninutes. This rapid flow of the blood through the system prevents the entrance of disease germs and impurities of every description. It filters out all that Is not necessary or good for the growth and development of the body and nourish, tog and strengthening the muscles, tissues, nerves and bones. But, unfortunately, few persons can rightly claim an absolutely pure blood supply and perfect and unpolluted circulation, and in consequence are exposed to innumerable diseases. Contagious Blood Poison, the greatest enemy to mankind, enters the system through the blood, and Cancer, Scrofula, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Eczema, Salt Kheum, Psoriasis, Tetter in fact the majority of human ailments are caused bv. poisons or humors that are engen- ' aCoverShed bltMd C0 ' CttUrCO :coTgd:ZS Strength naturally grows thin and pale because of the lack of the red corpuscles that eive color and strength to youhful blood. Sallow complexions and rough, oily skins evidence some constitutional or blood trouble, which salves, lotions, powders nor any external treatment can cure. Diseases that originate la the blood, whether they manifest themselves as ulcers, tumors, itching eruptions, muscular or bone paias, require a tonic and blood purifier such aa 8. 1. 8., which not only antidotes f? fw P0"0"" fln1 humors, but possesses health-giving tonic proper, tie. that no other blood medicine does. It goes down to the very foundatiorfof trth4rt 'nt0 disease and eliminates from the system every rStMlUMSa LMiStQa thing of a poisonous character or that obstructs and rmm nf... , ckgs the circulation. It build up and imparts L.3mCZi3 ew strength and vitality to the old fanutritious .,, . .,. .... blood, and when the arteries and veins are once Bore filled with new rich blood, the general health begin to improve, muscles grow stronger, and sores and eruptions of every kind disappear S.S. S. is the only guaranteed purely vegetable blood purifier, and the purest and mo i reliable in all blood diseases. It has been tested in thouMndsfcase. during the past fifty years and is more popular today than ever. We will be glad to send you our book free, and if in need of medical advice write our physicians all about your case J this information will cost you nothing and comes from expert- need and educated doctors. All coirrapondence is conducted in strictest wnfideace, THE SWIFT SPECIFli COMPANY, ATLANTA, QA? it was only a before I experienced renoi. i have recommended the pills to many, for I am confident that benefit will follow their use." There is hardly a person who does not worry at times and fret about tilings tnat go wrong. Ana worry is responsioie lor aa much sickness a any other cause. It interferes with the action of the stomach and rack the nerves. The result is that the blood becomes poor and the nervous nystem unpaired. The power of Dr, W illiams' Pink Pill for Pale People in me vast numixr ol diseases due to derangement of the nervous system or to impure blood has been demon strated in thousands of instance a remarkable as the one related above. They euro locomotor ataxia, partial paralysis, at. Vitus dance, sciatica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervous head ache, after effects of the grip, palpita tion of the heart, pale and sallow complexions, and all forms of weak ness either in male or female. At all druggists, or direct from Dr. Will iams Medicine Co., 8chenecfady, N. Y., 60 cent per box: six boxes. 12.50.. Sisterly Sympathy, Gwendolen How late von ar far What have you been doing all tha af- ternoonT Maud Helping the Grisbys at their at home" and making mvaelf a-onnrai. ly fascinating and agreeable. Gwendolen Poor thine! What a. hard day's work for you! Punch. back part of my prison bouse was as flexible a If the paper of the adjuring room were only strained on canvas across tt. Aa idea struck ma Nothing cou'd be easier than to take my peukulfe and cut a silt sufficiently lung for me to step through Into the next apartment. I was Just oa the point of carrying out this Idea when I heard footsteps. and a cheery voice without exclaiming; "Oh, I say, old fellow, you there stlill We'd forgotten all about you till a mo ment ago. This Is almost too much of a joke. You might have been there all night" Then, seeing the knife In my hand, be Inquired If I bad contemplated suicide during my solitude. Certainly not; only I wasn't going to be shut up in such a place when I found that I could cut through tbat partition.' Partition! What, tbat canvas at the backr His look of horror startled me. Yes, and why not?" "Good beavensl Why, you were en the point of walking through I'hllde Harold's Pllgrlmage'-gettltig throug!) six thousand pounds at one step, to say the least of It;" It was true enough, too, as I after ward discovered. It was Turner' masterpiece which stopped the way. and not, as I had supposed, a canvas wall. One moment more, and I should have gained a notoriety - In the art world which few would hare envied me. Youth's Companion. A Boon ! th Northwest Which h Liked fcy Und Owners. Tha famous "Anchor" fence that l being so generally introduced now in the northwest ha the universal dis tinction of being even better than its friends claimed, . The Portland Anchor Fence Company ha agent all ovor the oountry now introducing tin really wonderful fence. It siln- plicity,extreme durability, and cheap ness make everybody marvel. To aatiafy the general interest, an officer of the company was asked to doscrilie the chief point of construc tion, lie said: "In the first place, it is made of all large wires, the upright stay being of Ko, 8, and the running of Ko. 9 wire, which singly stand a breaking strain of 1,600 pound. In the second place there is not a'small, weak or twisted wire used in our fenco con struction. "The upright are o ecurily fast ened that man or beast cannot break the fence down. "The end, corner and gate posts must be large, and securely braced, and o placed that the center of tho post will be on a line with the faco of the line posts. After the post are set, fasten one end of the wire and run to the other end cr corner post, where the wire are cut, passed through the center of poet, then at tached to the automatic ratchet and tightened to a hard tension, Ueo a gauge to keep the wires at a uniform spacing before stapling to line posts, and do not drive staples tight, but allow room for the wire to work. Take upright stay and place equal distance, put on the damps and close with clamp pincers. These clump will hold, you cannot get the wires to move. . i nis is me secret of our lence. It's the most economical and stur diest fence on earth. Tell the people to send to the Portland Anchor Fence Co., 742 Nicholai street, Portland, Ore., for free photographs and full description." FARM MACHINERY Af!D SUPPLIES. JfitclielL 1 TA VKK ties., 1st anil Tavlur Sia.. j-urtlaml. OS Jtfltt pfO- Ma; III SHI I rimi.it.jf. fovtmrv 1, W ! m Rm. pwiibitobi.H1. Vt mtrlal, vmnlttu. Una. flit 1th. I. Ik I PS$ gay Beat and onlv JMrlmi blower out. fer on Hi, marital, nit for olroKlaf, Mitchell, Lewis Hiaver (Jo. Portland. Ore, JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, . feet el Merrteoa Street, Can tlv von tha bsst bars-alna l hUiKgle, Plow, Boiler and Kngln, wimimtlii and rump and Uensraj Machinery, Sea u before buying. tOIAUSSE d PHI 87 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon. Telephone, Oak lt All Kinds Carried In Stock. Catalogue Furnished Upon Application. ewU'M. l IToot-reoB j PRU00IAN GTOCK FOOD The Orat Conditioner and Btnrlt furtww, ttORSHw aw - Mnr Work en Lass rwi COWS alve Mors aai4 kkaw Atllk. MOOS Pattaa Ouk.ar al given IMS feed. Paokaga, COo mnq tl.oa MARKS TUi OROW-OUOU OB tTl'NTEU CAtTBi. Pipssiss) Kausnv Co.. Kt. Pant, Mlna. " 0ti.uh : I have been terrtui your Pat'tlnta Stock Foob to tni thorouvriiril swine. It aivra thm aa appetite, and makee the Dies grow. I also tried it On stunted calves with aatl.ractsrjr multa. . 1. ,.., im t.U?l W FREE CARNIVAL TICKETS In order thai ths general public may undVraltnd I he special bargains now offered la shits and men' furnishings, w will present a ticks! of admuaioa to ths Carnival CDCC with every cur chase of goods a- rntc mounting to $5.50 from our Hock. Our aim It to supply ths greatest poetibU value for the least money, M. BILLINGS, 220 Morrison St., Portland, Or, Hs Urew the Line. "Hold on there!" called Charon to the new arrival at the ferry over the Styx." "You wait until the next trip, and I'll take you over alone." "Why this distinction?" Inquired one of the spirit passengers. "Oh. he's one of those fools that rock the boat, and I don't want to spoil the ' tumn or winter. trin lur mo real cji tdu . wha r mnr. American. The Absents of It If there is any truth in the sayin that happiness is the absence of all pain, mental and physical, the enjoy meut of it can only be found ir heaven. But so far as the physical ft wuuium, 11, in Kiimii easy reach; at eaai measuraoiy so, as larascura will go. Iheeumof human miserv this line is made up of ereater or ! degrees of physical suffering. The minor aches and paina which afflict manicina are easy to reach and easily cured. There are none in the whole catagory,. which, if taken in time, cannot be cured.,. They must In some form afflict the nerve, the bones, the muscles and joints of the human body. They are all more or less nurtini and wasteful to the svs tern. St. Jacobs Oil is made to cure them, to search out hidden rutin snots. and to cure promptly in a true reme j ; .. 1 .. j , . . umt niiu jaatinir way. V erv. verv many have not known, hapniness for years tin tney used tt, and very jnanv are putting off cure and happiness be cause tney aon 1 use it. A, Wonderful Echo. The most remmarkable echo in thn world is tbat which comes from the north side of a church in Shipley, it distinctly repeat any sentence not exceeding 21 syllables. What Is "Nothing;"? An old Scotch farmer, being elected meniDer 01 tna local school hnaM visited the school and testH tha in. telligence of the class by his dues- iiits nrsr, inquiry waa: fcr l . . uu, ootb, can onr or va on ma wnar. naetnmg isr Alter a moment's silence, a email ooy in the back seat aroje and rnii. ed: 'It's what ye rie me t'other rlnv tnr haudin' yer horse!" London Answer. A Wild Coos. Say. daddy. I notice, in the iun that Chicago university is giving away " titj. u. sun ten , u. U degree. wunr. uo inuBu u g mean 7 Where does this happen? "At the University of CMpaim "Then they must mean riniiura vieveiana iiam Dealer, 4 ' A Suf Thing. Promoter Now, In case the stock goes up," you win. Financier Yes: but In can ft nut. Promoter Then I win. Yon a. hi. la a sure thing; one or the other of us Is sura to win." Ohio State Journal. Aa Insinuation. Willie Paw. la tha devil v.rv place? ' Father Yes; every place, my son; now, don't bother me any more. Willie I won't, paw; but ain't you afraid to go out after night? Ohio State Journal. I i rV I 1 nesi t-oucn t f I In time. if. All 1, ,r H.,l:-L vvhbu Bjrup. Taauie ck rV! r,r m. vse 1 '"' """""-aua How Things Grow In Hawaii. How great are the possibilities of Ha waii as a fruit aud vegetable growing country will be understood when It be comes known that four crops of pota toes have been produced In succession on the same piece of land within twelve months. Radishes become edlblo ten days after sowing. Strawberry vine bear fruit all the year. The berries are of the finest flavor. Cabbage grows all the yenr and It ap parently makes no difference whether ' It Is planted In the spring, summer, au- Parsley once sown grow forever, apparently. Lima beans continue to grow and bear for over a year, aud they have to be gathered every week after starting to bear. Cu cumbers bear the entire year and so do tomatoes, which, with proper atten tion, bear for years. Itaxplierries bear for six months Pineapples come Into ben ring when the plants are four mouths old and bear In abundance for years. Lettuce can be planted at any time, and It de velopes quickly. The same Is true of celery. Fruit Trade Journal and Pro duce Record. Real Names of Some Noted Rulers. Suppose that some morning there should appear In the newspapers such an Item as this: "XI r. and Mrs. Albert E. Wettin, accompanied by their nephew, Mr. Frederick V. V. A. HohenzoJIern, sailed yeKterdny from Liverpool for New York." How many people would give more than a punning glance at this announcement 1 Yet it would be a piece of news calculated to throw the people of New York, and the whole of this country, In fact. Into a paroxysm of excitement and feverish expectation, a must be admitted when the name of King Edward VII., Queen Alexandra and Emperor William of Germany are respectively substituted for the true family names given In the supposititious item. Then there Is the youthful matron, Mr, nenry Heli werln. who wields more power than any other woman of twenty-one now living. Hhe I known to the world a Wllhcluiliia of Holland, and la the only queen In the world to-day with the same power as a King. Ladle' Home Journal. Low Orsds of Intelligence. "It's astonishing, Jim Bangs, that you don't know enough to come home before daylight! Why can't you Imi tate the moon?" "Wha's matter wl moon?" "Why, the moon know enouah to drop out of alght when it's full." Boston Journal. TO CrBSJ A COLD IN OMB) DAI Take Laxative Bromo Onlnlne Tahlau. All Jnijrgtsts refund the mnuev II II falls to rare. B. W.Urove's signature la on each bos. 1M. impartial. j Tess I never ee Miss Spinner out wheeling that Mr. Wheeler and Mr. Sprocket are not with her. Jess Yes; she's got them both on her string. The girls are calling her "Mis Tandem." Tees But she rides an Individual wheel. Jess But she's a "bicycle maid for two." Philadelphia Press. Millions la It "I ay, I've got a scheme." said the Inventive genius, "that will make me Independently rich If I succeed In perfecting It," "What is it?" asked a friend. "It baa been estimated," continued the 1. g., "that an ordinary female house fly will lay 20,000 eggs in a season." "Yes, answered the friend, "but what's the scheme?" I propose," replied the genius, "to graft the house fly on the barn yard hen," No Experience. Dlggs Do you believe ther Is any truth in the saying that It takes a genius to live with a geotus? Biggs No, I don't I never consid ered my wife a genlu. Chicago News Potltlv Proof. Tes Oh. yes; I'm positive aha Is twenty-live. Jess I suppose you saw tha record in the family Iilulo, eh? Tess Better than that I asked her at what aire she thought a alrl should marry, and she promptly laid twenty-eight" Philadelphia Pre. As Proxy. I can't ea why a man of hi sUe wanta to be crowding women away from the bargain counter for!" snap- pea one of the crowded. - "Madam, plaintively spoke the large man, turning hi bead to address her. "I am here aa a representative of a ramny 01 eleven daughters," Cbl cago Time. , tOV KNOW WHAT TOO Altai TAKING nea von take drove's Tasteless Chllt Tnnle, b-wauno I ha formula Is PleJMv primed on every bottle sbowlne that it li aimflr Iron and Out iu a taeteteaa loraa. no uura, ks ray. tM. Truth Cruihcd to Earth. "What shall I say to theae news paper men?" asked the private secre tary ot me great manufacturer. "What do they want?" "Our men have been striking all day and the reporters are after Informa tion." "Toll them," said the great manu facturer, "that we are running like clock work with striking regularity." If There's. Monty In It "Do you think the North Polo will ever be discovered?" asked the scientist, ... -, "I could not ay," answered the capitalist. "Possibly a trust may Kiine time be purauadnd that there is money in it." .Washington Star. Headed Off. Hobb What, the natter with Windpipe? He used to be always boring people with advice, and now he say so little and seems to be ao inougtitui. Nobbs Yes; hi wife conceived the happy idea of, getting him Into the habit of writing letters to the news papers, and now he's too busy to do anything else. Harper's Basar. Odd Cttslera. The women in Germany have a pe culiar idea in regard to receiving a rose minus it leaves or groeu foliage. It is considered a gross insult there to offer a lady a rose (tripped of It leaves. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. BUSINESS COLLEGE, IS P Street, laa fraairlaoo. Cat, Tn ledl if Muatane Tnt-tnt s hrS nl ike eiera roans lean aaa wutaaa We far a"iMM Oateere. I! Iflfl Oredaaiea mow mo- tnlty JUU enatriae than- brtaaiaSea. r fifi Staanan-nSare have haaa d.uUU miuni at HxiS'a I fin i Nearlr l.w ile ee ,UU ' rolla last reae. Avetase daily attaaeaaee. tart Heartr (vaAeslas teat j la. l"IOM i"( is ... ASSIIIrmal eeammuriSarM TUN at vmt tfcat rout at he AWU S 1,4 tr laa at arariualM. ITypvw.Hing aiaf-hinte la I tne 1 rpiaa trwnmanl. ICeunlta ta California rB rMtvttlt ,1 last yr. Keaift'e HiWuamCoi pye Is VMtrljr 01 yvare old. Teachers amphire la ihe arltuol. .States an larrllerlasaaaS If stirasuia la toe eotiage If I leal yaar. I I 7Iortlt eouetrtae ef rep m reeantad. la the alnsval butty lael y.ar. f 3Thra art) tbrta Oanka la Ue IliialaM mautloe W Kaiairtmael. w V-hool fa open tke eatira laar, day ee slekt. . Write for IllaatrataS CataUaae rrars. Lucky Maa "The man next door to you 1 going off on a summer vacation. Why don't you uu a rest, tool" "I'll get It now. He' going to take his whole family. Including hi pro pounding daughter, his howling dog, and all that," Philadelphia Press. Summer Keiolutlotih nv ilcQloy Gura Sure relief horn lienor, eplnsa aod to bases aauis, seaa iof pariieulars ts KlsllV Instifllt Moved to 4J Wllllame StU TO S5.C0 PER"lUTf Kaalljr made for the neil 00 dava, Klline an attractive line of Holiday Goods. For full par ticulara sond nam and arldresa to AI.HKKT HEtPBErt, ' Itar Bids., Chlrajo, Ula a W, M. P. Mm, St L. WHi!!..rH'!:f aelvttlswa ploaao aaettUsei shle napeaa Smoke and Fire. "Mr, Waffles," said the landlady, "I have a word to say to you." "Make It a dozen, Mrs. Fry," remark ed the young man. W!Lr Woffle ttiA lon.lln.1 jut, h(iuiii .uc rauuiau, uu have been smoking In the parlor." 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