Catarrh Is a constitutional d I seas. - It originates m scrofulous condition ot lb blood and depend on that condition. It often causes headache and dltilneaa. Impair the U.to, until and hearlnic, af fee' 3 tl.e vocal oiKui., ii..tui i Um .to.um u It la always radically and permanently cured by tl,e blood-purltylng, alterative and lonio action ( Hood's Sarsaparltla Thl great medicine haa wrought the moat wonderful cures of all diseases denandlne on scrofula or the scrofulous habit. Pleasant DtatH. . Dark Pedestrian And the laat thing poor jonn.flid was to kiss m. Fair Cyclist Ah! And then h died, I auppos r Ally Sloper, SI,C:3 REWARD Moon Fiua milaM eathartla. . . Acquaintance Renewed. Bunko Bill Hello, uncle, haven't we mot before? ' Reuben Granger Guess we have. It wes down In Hardscrapple, when you were sellin' the farmera them $3 chtirns-and every cussed contract turned up ter W a 300 note. I met you with six citizens and a rope. Bill Aw, here, now, let me down easy. Reub Did that onct and too quick. Extraordinary Man. Mr. Bimpkina Arabella, you are the on y woman I ever loved. Arabella There la only one man In the world like you. Mr. Slmpklna How tweet of you to Bay luai. Arabella Yes; you told that Smith Rtrl the very same thing, and I know there Is no other man living could do it. Ohio State Journal. This signature is en every box at the genatn Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets the remedy thai mure s eel im tmm stay Willing to Share, Old Gen.t--My boy,. I'm, aeventy-flva years oil, and I never smoked a cigar in my life. . Boy Well. If yer likes fer foller me, you can 'ave th'S butts, when I'm done with it.-AHy Sloper. - - Valee ef a Man's Life. The Supreme Courts have decided that the tile of the averaira mail is worth just K-l.t Ka I l,l In M..n),auM depend to a treat extent upon his tihrsual health. The stomach is the measure f health and strength. Every man utav be bright and active if hie digestion is normal, If is ia not, Hostetter's (Stomach Hitters will make it so. Irvttfor dyspepsia, in. digestion, constipation, biliousness, tlalul eucr, urer or Sidney irouoie. Right Up to Cstt. Sculptor What sort ot bust do you wish for yourself T Mr. Newrocks Well, I alnt partlcu lar, but I'm gettin' it to please Mrs. Newrocks. and she says It must be a mythlologtcal one. Brooklyn Eagle. I do not believe Pisn'a 'ure fr Con sumption has an equal for mitelis ami colds, Jobs' K ISovxa, Trinity Springs, lao.i ren. 14. lswo. . t. , Romantic -Do you like romantic girls, CIT! rrmnttl Cuml. Ko fits mt S IO Iterant la.', uwof Hr KUaaVGraet Nora t"tM. Send lor FR K K trial hottlsenl treat in. i'. u. ii ntiiT t i.tii m ttttitt , rtmasiitraie ra Cost of Railway Mail Car. Dick-Harry? Harry I guess not! When you make a hole in your salary buying then expensive flowers, they tear them apart, repeating, "He loves me, he loves me not." I rnn svaw wnai von ataai Tivtun A modern railway mall car, equip- When von take Grove's Tasteless ChllS Tonic, ped With the latest contrivances, such fieeausaUieformiilaisplaiiilynrlntedonevery a vPstihnW .ninmatli. mlM .1-. " showlnr that it Is eimr.1. Iron and Quf. . ; " " . siue u s tesieieae torm. McnArnMnr. cn.j., t-uein oiweea aa,ouu ana $6,000. The Government pays for the use of railway mall cars at the rate of 140 a year for a 60-foot car per .w l yo Mv . e? uu- The Power of F'attery. "What MUle feet you have f" track mile, and $50 per year per track clf'me" seeing snoe cierit milo tnr a A.frv.r c, miHngly. - j - And then he sold her a pair of back I number $t boots for $8.50 Rnd she thou-.ht she had a bargain Somervllie JournaL StopmfPf Camtih ansa? WuimGtttkmGoM. asttr BromoQuinine Tablets en re a cold In one day. So cure, No ray. Prim Si eeats. A Dik-rrmj. Mrs. Von Blumer I don't .know what we shall do about that cook. Von Blumer What's the matter now? j; -. .;-.- : "She threatens to' stay." Life. , ' An Apt Answer. An apt answer Is credited to the well-known Lord George Sanger, of circus fame.. On being asked what steps he would take should a certain wild least break .out ot its cage, be repiied with all naivette, "D d long one," London Qaily News. .. . u , DISFMS) CANNOT BI CUBED By local spplicatione, as tbey cannot reach the diaeaMd (Kircton ef the ear. Tbere is only one way tocure dtaineeft, ami that is by constitu tional remedies. Deatoess is caused by an ln flsmed condition ol tbe bquvmu Uning of the EtiHtachien Tube. When this tube gets In flstued yon bare a rurabliog sonnd or imper fect bearing, and -arben it Is entirely closed deaiues is lb result, and nnleaatbeinflamma ttou can be taken out and Ih is lube restored to its normal condition, bearing will be destroyed lorerer; ntneeases out of tea areesused by catarrh, wbich is nothing but an innamea , conaitionot toe mueous surrsoes. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease of Deai neas (caused by catarrh) that eaa nut be cured by Hall's Catarrh Care. Send fat circulars, free. P. J. CHENEY A CO, Tslsde, O. flail's FaisUlyftUs are the bast - . Why Wsiktr Was Defeated. Representative " Joseph H. Walker, of Massachusetts, was asked the other day why be had been defeated for re election last fail. He replied: "It was things, and more things, and votes that defeated me. Finding; His Place. He (complacently) I'm Just begin ning to find my place ia the world! Bhe (Innocently) Dear me! How humiliating! Fun. TO GTJBX A COLO IW OMBl DAY Take laxstlee Bromo Quinine Tablets. AH Aruf gists refund the money if it faila to ears. It. W, drove's alienators is on each boa. Vac felt Honored. ; fV Father My daughter tells me, sir, that you liave been making love to her. ( v Clubberly I jdont know why she should single me out among so many. Detroit Free Press. , - Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow'S Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their "wuw uurius; uiv wsuun ponou. Just as He Thought. "If I were to ask you to marry me, what would you say?" "Why. Mr. Brownby." she faltered; "really this is sudden." "I thought so," he answered; "that's about what they all say. Much obliged." And then he said it was time for him to go. Exchange. Thei Best Prescription for Hal art a 3hiUs and Fever is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic It is simply iron snd quinine in n Hwaon mn. io v ure. no fay. rrlce a0c. The Commercial Instinct Mamma Tommy, do stop that noise. If you'll only be good, I'll give you a penny. , Tommy No! I want a nickel. Mamma Why, you little rascal, you were quite satisfied to be good yes terday for a penny. Tommy I know, but that was a bar gain day. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature ef ' Pac-giaaUe Wrapper Betas, : Z-" Positive Proof. ; V . ' ' Tees Oh, yes; I'm positive she is twenty-five. Jess I suppose you saw the record In the family Bible, eh? , Tees Better than that. I asked her at what age she thought a girl should marry, and she promptly said "twenty eight." Philadelphia Press. " Very ssasB mmM , tatUteaeswi CARTER'S FOIIUBACIl. roa Dozimts roa nuoosauSe FDaTCSriBUVEa. rOB COXSTIPATIOR. roa sauow tut. roa thccompuxsoi i;WtfstyTeXrUMa,fj For Evidence of Fraud In Testimo nials Advertising Dr, Will iams' Fink Pills for Palo People. , It is sometimes thought that some concerns, in order to make people believe that the article in which they deal is a good one, manufacture themselves the testimonials which they use in their advertisements. The Dr. uliams Medicine Co., man ufacturers ot Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People, however, have always held that the publication of a ficti tious Or even a misleading testimon ial is not only had morally but is bad advertising. Consequently the great est care has always been taken in se lecting testimonials for their adver tising. Eveiy case is not only care fully investigated, hut in most in stances it is sworn to in Iceal form and the affidavit placed on file. That .1 .... V . L. - . t - . . ... 1 . . iiu hiiiiuv may uc in tun minus Ol me public, the company offers one thou- sund dollars (41,000) for evidence of fraud, on its part, in the publication tfanyof the testimonials used in mak ing known t lie merit a of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Tale People. In view of this, the following remarkable case, published m the Democrat and Sen tinel, Lew is ton. Pa., is given without further comment: Mr. Frank A. Means, a well known farmer o." Keedsville, Mifflin county. Pa., writes: ,, I had the grip and as a result my ' nerves broke down. I lost the entire 1 use of the lower half of my body. For a whole year I lay in bed perfectly helpless, with no power in either limb, and the feeling cone so that I couldn't feel a pin run into my legs at all. I couldn't turn over in bed without help. Six doctors gave me up and said it was only a question of a few weeks with nic, as nothinc moro could be done. Then a friend sent me a pamphlet containing statements of two men who hud been afflicted something like me and who had been cured by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. I began taking them at once and although my improvement was slow it was certain. Now I can walk most of the time without a cane and everybody around here thinks it is a miracle that I can get about as I do. J lour puis nave certainly been a God-send to me." Signed, F. A. MEANS. Subscribed and sworn to before me this I7th day of April, 1901. AiitJKT S. GIBBONEY, Notary Public. At all druggists or direct from Dr. Williams Medicine Company. Sche nectady, N. Y., fifty cents per box j six boxes for two dollars and fifty cents. VaaxaatMs tlrrn. VlentIito Tmllm How tytila C Ptnkham' VeffUf hi Compound Cured Harm Happiness will go out of your life forever, my aister. It you have any of the symptoms mentioned in Mrs, Valentine's letter, unless you . act promptly. Procure Lydfa B. link' RECENT UPA!. DECISIONS. finding that a railroad company It guilty of negligence for falling to keep Its platform lighted for fifteen or twen ty minutes to enable passenger to pass out safely, Is held by the ftopremo Court of Arkansas In the case of St. Louis, etc. Railway Company vs. Bat tie (68 a W. Rep.. 80S), not to be un reasonable. structure connecting two buildings on opposite sides of a street built so far Above the street as not to inter fere with tntffle thereon, to held by the Court of Appeals ot Maryland, In the case of Townsend va. Epstein (40 AtL Rep., 820), to be nuisance as to ad jacent property owners, whose light It obstructs. The renewal by new not of a usurious note, but excluding all the usury, to held by the Supreme Judicial Court of Maine in the case of Ver mule vs. Vermule (40 Atl. Rep.,' 0081. to render th new note valid and binding on the maker, as the parties themselves have done what a court of equity would require them to do. Where mining stock to deposited un der a binding escrow agreement that It hall pas to a certain person on the ! payment of a certain price within a ' certain time, and the price to paid by such time, the Supreme Court of Utah in the case of Clark vs. Campbell (OS Pac Rep., 400), holds that dividends declared before the price Is paid do not belong to the purchaser. A fair association which maintained a race track on Its fair grounds negli gently made an opening In the fence surrounding the track, and through this opening a horse ran from the track among the people assembled on the main part of the fair ground. Injuring one of the spectators. The court (Ap pellate court of Indiana) held the fair association liable for the Injury on the ground that the cause of the Injury was the failure to Inclose properly the track. (Wandeler vs. Rush County Fair Asso- fSOOO91 "M,k""hl elation, 60 N. B. Rep.. 064.) lTCSii'i! kXtJZZl Out ef ls "Back!" shouted the here, "Your presence here Is only perfunctory. You are doing nothing whatever to ad vance th action of th tory.'' With a muttered curs th villain shrank back into the chapter in which tli tuurdur taUea place, and tha etory proceeded on the conventional line prescribed by our best modern critics. "Tak Enforcing th Uw. that dog off the street, or ham's Vegetable Compound at once. 1 pil run you in," ordered th consolen It la absolutely sure to help you. Then tlou policeman. i "But why'" asked tn man wun ma dog. "He ha a license on." write for advice if there is anything about your ease yon do not under stand. You need not be afraid to tell th thing you could not explain to th doctor your letter will be seen only by women. All the person who see priv ate letter at Mrs, Pinkham'i Labora tory, at Lynn, Mass., are women. AU letter areoonfldential and advice abso lutely free. Her 1 th letter I "It la with pleasure that 1 add my testimony to your list, hop ing It may in due others to avail t h tu ssive of th benefit of your valuable rem edy. Before taking Lydla E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound I felt very bad ly.was terribly nervous, and tired, had sick headaches, no appetite. gnawing pain In stomach, pain in my back and right aide, and so weak I could scarcely stand. 1 wa not able to do anything. Had sharp pain all through my body. Before I had taken half a bottle of your medicine, I found myself improving. I continued it us nntll I had taken four bottlss, and felt so well that I did not need to tak any mora. I am like a new person, ana your medicine shall always have my praise." Was. W. P. Vai.kntih, Mf Tarry Avenue, Camden, N.J. 'That's all right a far a It goes;; but that' 'a plt dog, and w hav strict order to enforce th antl ei pnetoratton ordinance." Baltlmor American. I MRS WP VALENTINE. I Yarlnt Amtnitli'. I Her the Sea Serpent rallied th ' Mermaid upon her notorious non-ex-Istenre. I "He who lives In a glass nous should not throw stones!" retorted th Mermaid; with spirit The laugh was against the Sea flr ! pent, hnwhelt he loudly protested that I he resided for the most part either In j wood or Doulton ware, or something ot tnni sort, ana out seiuom in giass, Mad Monty (a America, Theodore Chartraln, th French por trait painter. Is said to have earned more money during hi short visit to th United State than during all th rest of hi previous career. Coed Word for Him. Banks Dumlelfth I not such a dunce a they make htm out. He get oft a good thing once in a while. Hill But It lint original. Bank Htlll, It' bright In him, to remember It. Boston Trancrlpt. Catarrh of tha Stomach, Rabbi David Kloin, C26 E. Main street, Columbus, 0., write th fo,. lowing to Dr. Hartman in regard to 1'eruiiai "It afford nie great plessur to teelify to lii curative merit of your medicine. Perun i a well tried and widely-used remedy, E. pecially a a specific for catarrh of th sUmaoh it cannot b excelled, . run will do all that I claimed (or It.",:, " . .-Y-vnM!iwnl . (, ;V tfeteatfaasssw T2im iu MmMimm sefsii On, GEN. GRANT'S OLD DESK. lit Thought Quickly. Sandy Oh, policeman, yer salr need't in at "Black Bull" yonder there's a maist awfu' fecht gaen on. Policeman Is Black Jock there? Sandy Aye! Policeman And Lang Jimmy? Sandy Aye! Policeman Ah, weel, I'm sorry, but I canna leave me beat, ye ken. A Parting Stab. "Sarah," said the lady ot the bouse. breaking the news gently to the new servant girl, "we shall have to get along without your services after the first of the month." "Yes, mum," replied Sarah, "Pm sorry the master's affairs are in such bad shape, mum." CURE SICK HEADACHE. i " r "ti't'."" hi 'ii 'pi i .ijiiiui,! iiiiumi tit,iiiiiiniiniiiiji.v.g.ui.Ti .,.T..j.n.iiniimmi iisiiaiWiiiiui.iL 'Ihe Kind l Yon Have Always Bought has borne the signa- o viiukm a- lewuer, snu uas oeen mane under nig personal euperviiiion for oyer 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Ju8t-as-g-ool' are but Experiments, and endanger th health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castorta Is m harmless substitute for Castor Oil. Pare goric, Drops and Soothing; Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrboea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething' Troubles, cures Constipation, and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Htomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. la Kind You Haie Always Bought Sears tbe Signature of S3 ; In Use For Over 30 Years. r ' ecwTftu MMMirv, rr iMmMV tmim. mm rnr. ' : 3 "THE CRADLE RULES THE WOULD" and all wise mothers make ST. JACOBS OIL a household remedy for tbe simple reason that it always Conquers Pain ".:' n0 Cause for Alarm. "Great heavens! What' the cause of all that yelling around tbe corner? come! Lets hurry; there may be a murder." "Stay! Don't get excited. We're used to that. We hear it every day. There's a painless dentist's office around there." Chicago Times-Herald, v - - - , Saw Nothlat; in It One of those matter-of-fact persons who apply the rigidly utilitarian test to everything was looking one day at a "puzzle picture" in an illustrated paper, the puzzle being to "find the man" cunningly hidden by the artist in some unexpected part of the draw ing. "I can't see anything worth looking at in tills picture," he said. "See It now?" asked a friend, point ing out the concealed figure. "That's the man." "Yes, I see him." he reDlied. still puzzled. "What of him?" Aate-War Ttaae He ia la Attic of a Clevelaad Office Batldlas. Packed away in the attic of a big of fice building here is a heavy old cherry wood desk at which Captain Ulysses 8. Oraut, afterward commander of the Union armies and President of the United States, once sat and made a not very fat living in the real estate busi ness in St Louis. The desk Is big and old-fashioned now for modern use, and it is covered with dust and almost forgotten. It be longs to A. T. Brewer, a Cleveland law yer, who got It in part payment for rent, and be told a reporter a few days ago bow It traveled from Graut's of fice to this Cleveland attic. "In 1870," be said, "I was a young lawyer just starting and 1 rented a part of my office to a life Insurance man named Avery, who came from St. Louis. He brought, with him this old desk, aud when he left tb office be owed me some rent and be left the desk In payment, with the understanding that he was to bsve tbe right to redeem It at any time. That was thirty years ago, and I guess he's dead uow. "lie told me all about tbe desk. Cap tain Graut, when be dabbled In real estate In St Louis before the war, bad desk room In Avery's office, and this was bis desk. Avery got It when Grant went to the war In part payment for rent as I did later from Avery. He told me a great deal that was Interest ing about Grant "When he was In the real estato business tbe Crimean war wa on and Grant waa much more Interested In that than be was In real estate. He made large map of tbe battlefield In tbe Crimea, with tbe position of tbe fighting amies marked on them, and be used to spend hours over these maps. which be spread out on the top of tbla desk. The blunders in the allies' cam paign annoyed blm greatly, and be used to tell his friends what the command ers should have done. "'Here la tbe English position,' be wonld aay, according to Avery, 'and her are the French. Tbe Turks are here. Over ber are tbe Russians. Tbe allies should not have attacked here; that wa a mistake. It was Just what the Russians wanted them to do, for It gave them an opening. What the allies ! should have done wa to feint here to distract the attention of the Russians ' to their flank, 'and then concentrate their forces and attack here. In that way tbey would have been able to break through the Ruslan lines and crlmple them back.' "Tbe gronps of Grant's fellow citi zens who listened to these criticisms, Avery said, need' to laugh at the Captain's criticism of the European generals. Probably they remembered that later. Tbe more In earnest Grsnt grew tbe more amused tbey were. Then Grant would see that they weren't fol lowing him and he would stop. "He was neither silent nor taciturn In those days, though, and be paid a lot more attention to hi war map than be did to tbe real estate business. He seemed wholly absorbed In tbe prob lems in generalship the Crimean war afforded." For many years, Mr. Brewer says, lie nsed the old desk himself, and he still keeps It for tbe cake of Its associa tions; but be has no room for it in tho office be now occupies, and that' why It is relegated to the attic among the discarded and useless furniture plied under tbe roof. New York Sun. Acupiet1, Mr. Faintart MIbb Upperton, I feel that I am overpresnmptiious; that you are not for me; that you will refuse my hand; nevertheless I offer It to ! you, in order to satisfy .In a measure- Miss Upperton (faintly) April fool! Puck. Patent Procured. Promat, Kltlrlent and at!fartr; 8er,l Attorney's lee not iwrable till patent grained. Irt gs Tiber A Whitman Co., HS-eO Warder Bldf., Washington, p. C. A Sporting Note First Bear I saw a man shot a min ute ago. Second Bear What for? First Bear For impersonating me, I think Puck. Anatomical. Redd Have you een tho new golf stockings of Link'? They look like a checkerboard. Green Should think they might give him tbe appearance of having a game leg. Yonker 8tateaman, Kabul David Klein, People afllicttnl with catarrh of th stomach complain of lassitude, all-tired-out feelings, their blood bvoonut thin, nervou system deranged, food Mm to do them no good, continuous and increasing wcakes. Parana I a gpecillo for catarrh of the stomach, rerun corrects the limmiicd iliifiw lion, inskos rich blood mid sternly nerves. "dtimnwr i Catarrh" scot frcn hy The rerun .Medicine Co., Coltiin bl"' - .." " -Ittsrli Nut Trumps. Olilspark Love, they say, I th per fume of the heart, Ml Younger Well, perhaps It Is: but, realty, I don't care forerfumery. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. Bruoslrn, N. Y Sept. lth. The OarfleM Tea Co., manufacturers of iarl.l Tea. t,ar. Held Headiiche Pnailnrs, (iarrield Tea Syrup, t.arSeld Hallef plaaters, Uartleld lileestlve Tablets and (jarfleld Lnilnn, are now o.H upr. lng the large and eiesant iifhre building and fat'lorr rewniir erected h them, fur man rears the tiarfleld Kemrdlrs have been grow ing In popularity, and tbeir success Is null desenred. 1 her eure diseases aud keep people we.l and strong. Contractu!. "Oh, I don't know!" remarked the optimist. "After all, you'll find In every one at least some of the milk of human kindness." "Huh!" grunted the cynic. "What you do nnd is usually the condensed variety!" Philadelphia Press. 1 - mmmamamammmnmwmm mm- WT' y life V 1 Jk ..-- .,, ,, , Beit ponbie to build, "est material. Seat pre. portion. H.M flnlsb, f.isbtwiti running. Heveutv Jran' iporisaue. MIKHKII.. I.ll A TAVKH ;.. MamtTajrlnrats., Portland. Or Ensilage Cutter. Smt and only eerleel blowercui. (er en tbe market. Hand fur elreulsr, Mitchell, Umlt A Starer ' . Portland, Ore, Hard to UndtritsrwJ. "What make Mr. Vyperi apparent ly so welcome and charming a conver sationalist In society?" "It's a mystery to me. I understand she's been sued several time for slan der." Philadelphia Time. S3.G9 TO S5.C3 M DAY Easily made for tb seat 90 days, selling an attractive Una of Holiday Goods. For full par. tlculars send nam and address to AI.RKRT DK8PRKS, 8tar Bid.. Chicago, Ills. In tha Labour Msrkst The following appeal Is extracted from a church paper: "Old man, lame, deaf, epileptic, desires situation. Will any Christian take hint for a garden er?" St James Oaxotte. JOHN POOLE, Portland. Oregon, Caa give von Jh beat bargain In Buggies, i'luws, hollers and Kiiiiiues, Wiu'imill ami l'uino anl (ienerai Machinery. Bee as before buying SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. 300 Poslllons limi HI?. San Francises Easiness Cote 1 Market St., Saa rraiolseo, Cat! FULL COURSE, SoOm Writ fat Catalogue. kablla. Saa ' Great Opportunity. Mr. BJenkln They are going to have another rummage sale next week. Mr. DJeuklns Good! I wish you'd (! IfJjtltBta, bvum . vs vr s l ivvniiifs vtmii u tW sitting-room that I aiway tumble over when I come In late at night Somer vllie Journal. Summtr KttQlutton ill ifcaioy Curo Sar relief noes Honor, opines and tobaese ad lag par Haulers ie Meved te 410 WltllsuM Ate., Seel Bide. s t-ieek" WH aw writing te, aeorUseuV pUaee WlUsSUlIlHSSh Wenied to Be in Harmony. Brisket What can I send you up today, Mrs. Style? Mr. 8. Send me a leg of mutton and be sure it is from a black sheep. Brisket A black sheep? Mrs. S. Tes; we are in mournlne. yon know, Tid-Bits. I aess (low (OUll tijTUp. TeUtstt 6o4 Vt . mild y Oman-ista. -II eiav Word Oi.lned In Boston. When Boston was three years old, the word "coasting," in the sense of sliding down an Inclined plane, was used for the first time by the Court of Assist ance. The term "lumber" appeared first in tbe town records in 1003, being employed to designate tbe embarrass ment caused by tbe "lumbering" up of the street at a time when tbe lettlers were doing a great business in forest products. Schooner, sleigh, haraegs, phaeton, carry-all, barge, currency, ten der, sinking-fund, depreciation, appre ciation, caucus (1T40), labor trust (1741), unconstitutionality, gerrymander, war den, unconstitutional, immigrant, and chromo, are all Yankee words, that have been imitated and used far and wide. ' ' Considering the monotony of a mar ried man's life, bis wife should really contrive oftener to bare hot biscuit and blackberry lam. CONSTIPATED Meins misery on the eve of lift, Nine out of ten old people are constipated because the muscles of their intestines have become weak, worn out and flabby. Constipation is the curse of old age, causes bile and add poisons to remain in the blood, making the skin yellow and wrinkled, the eyes bleary and causing the "bones to ache." Keep the bowels strong, healthy and regular and old age loses all its terrors and weak nesses. No reason why grandpa and grandma shouldn't have bright eyes, and dear, ruddy skin and feel lively and active, if they will only keep their bowels open and vigorous with CASCARETS CANDY CATHARTIC, the greatest bowel tonic ever heard of. Try them Way a 50c box a whole month's treatmentand find that the tortures of constipated old age are I I - 1 D "S:fis.sfs. ""- , l II 1 fc -e': i I":..,--."". a. rt- tea t SA -Mt-. t i i w in isii - m a El w t . r . w aa - PREVENTED DY JOc 25c. 50c. ALL DRUGGISTS. LIVER TONIC feovral (renblea. witcAiaR.r rHJ35?. " dri- ' NEVER SOLD IN BULK. GUARANTEED moo.V . .T1LI """""r ;.et, l. ..re es oi iai.rili mi'i.r S'saeta lirMllaa,, ir - TOC-TTIf Si Five rear Jte Srl aea ar fAsi'su. 1 r waa sold. Mow It ts ear eta aasSISSaaaa aM m a-eaaee Has ahae baa . . : ---- 7 mm ,M v)are a ""J" " the eeaetar haa tm mm -. .-.,!. , . Sar H..U. . i J! !"" "r wkalall. vev-eca-s rwlHt..i.. .L -r tmimm aaa veaartll bteaskbe a H-ass siaiaUHU k-akiil .. k Ill . a ... .,