The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, June 28, 1901, Image 4

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Catarrh
Is a constitutional dtsraae.
It originates In a scrofulous condition of
tb blood and depends on that condition.
- it oiten causes beadeclM and diae,
Imntln th taeta. amrll and Bearttte:. a.
aw tlx root! orrxns. disturb tb store sen.
It is alwsTS radkailv and permanentl.
X'JT" "U,UT
rr ' it
HUGH 3 OarSapariUU
This mat tnetlldne hat wrought to most
Wonderful cures ot all diseases depending
oa scrofula or to scrofulous aarjlt.
Moos rtu sn tlx keel oataartte.
la Thtlr DrtsBM.
'Ye.; I declined an offer of t3,00o'
week to play the Iceum circuit.
aid the Vaudeville Soubrette.
"Huh! I never dream i em that
way, I always accept," common ted
the Scltxer Water Comedian.
&fmm Hm Ommmt anaf
tanttre BrotnoJatittn TebieU ears S eaM Is
easeey. cure, ao raj. fries xsestua.
By ths Wroaj Process. '
, . ,,l;
The teacher was trying to explain
to the little girl what faith M.
"Now, when your father plants his
flower seeds in the spring, how does
be know they'll come up?"
'"Cause our neigh bora ha got
chickens, ma'am," said the little one.
Send 15 cents in stamps for a sam
ple of copy of Camera Craft and a
large three color picture oT'YVawona. "
The best photographic magaxin pub
lished. 830 Sutter St., San Francisco.
JasMS J. HUTi Early Days.
Jamea J. Hill, the railway magnate,
was at one time a Mississippi river
steamboat "runner," and as such was
well known in the early development
of Milwaukee. He was then account
ed one of the beet "drummers" of bus
iness for river boats.
taaTB Omo, Cnrr or Teuaok l
Lous CWncrr.
Faasa 4. Caavsv ake oath that ha is the
raior parte of lb In ot F. i. Casus A Co.,
dome buamee la th city at Toledo. Costal?
aad Stat aforeeaid, and that said Snu will pay
the sua e ox a H U h lKD DOLLS &S for eae h
aad every eaae el Catarrh that eaaaot ha carsd
bf ths ass al lux i Can Cess.
JKKAMt 1. CHESBT
ma to be fort mm and aabeerlbed la my
roMace, laja at da al Decern bar, A. D. use,
IsaaU A.W.GLKA80X.
Eall't Catarrh Cars fat takes lataraally and acta
directly oa the Mood sad mar out euriaees af
taasyatesa. Send tor untttaontal, free.
. . K. J.CHKNKX A CO, Toledo, O.
fwd by draaeina. ?ae.
Kali rugate the bowl
SyiliHc Ecsasiy.
"The idea of your telling me I'm
extrsTsgsnt !" protested Mr Chug
water, "when I have saved up $500 in
the last 10 years on one item alone,
by a little self denial !"
"What item was that?" demanded
Mrs. Chugwater. "
"Cutting down my life insurance
from 5,000 to $1,000."
to ecu a cold nr oxu ba
Take Laxative Broao Qoiniae Tablets. AS
ta refund tbe metier It It falls to enra.
. Grove's aisaatare la oa each has. lie.
A Warning.
"You had better not go boating
with sinter," said Tommy to his sis
ter's beau.
"Why not. Tommy?"
'"Cause I heard her aay she intend
ed to throw yon overboard soon."
Beltt'e Bchaal.
at Verio Fark, Baa Mates Coaaty, Cel., with
fUheaaiuai, earrouadinga, perfect climate,
earelut Biurv a on, Uioiourh tni traction,
eateplefe labor atoriea, aud cyaiaaaium, eaaily
e ntaina Ita poeiuoa la the froat ranka of
etttoolt far bora oa tbe Facile Coast. Ira O.
HatM, ra. 0., Friadpat.
A rlilhthraafat.
She (haughtily) I happen to know
that yon hav already proposed to two
other girls this year.
He Yes, dear; but I assure you it
was only out of compassion.
Setf-Evidesi.
Teacher Johnny, what do we
breather
Johnny Air. '
Teacher That's right. Now, Tom
my, of what is air composed?
Tommy Breath.
. Earopcaa listen
"An Austrian firm uses 10 tons of
phosphorus a year and turns out 25,
000,000,000,000 matches. Another
match company, an English one, uses
100,000 pounds of sulphur, 700,000
feet of choice white pine timber, and
ISO ton of strawboard for its boxes
In the aame time. -
Kg Estate Doubled.
It is declared by Wall street men
thst the estate of Commodore Van
derbilt and Jay Gould have about dou
bled in the hands of tbe late owners.
The Vanderbilt properties were worth
$80,000,000 and the Gould interest
$70,000,000.
islJ Lai
Rheumatism fa due to an excess of acid in the
blood. When this escapes through the pores of the
skin, aa it often does, it produces some form of skin
eruption some itching disease like Eczema or
Tetter but when these little tube or sweat glands
are suddenly closed by exposure to cold snd sudden
chilling of the body, then the pouons thrown off by
the blood, finding no outlet settle in membranes.
muscles, tissues and nerves. These parts become greatly inflamed, feverish and
hot ; dagger-like, maddening pains follow in quick succession, the muscles become
extremely tender, the nerves break down and tbe sufferer is soon reduced to a statsi
, ot Helplessness snd misery. This acta poison penetrates the joints and seems to
dry out the natural oils, and the legs, arms and fingers become so stiS and son
that every movement is attended with excruciating pains.
Liniments, plasters, electricity and hatha, while their use may give temporary
ease, cannot be called curea, for the disease return with every change of tbe weather.
8. S. S. cures Rheunuttiam bv
" jwrnxm aav a uw, a htoi BYaw:ak oa
la arrppe, which laft aa si moat a phyaleal
wreak. To add to my wretched condition, a
ee-rare form of Bheumatlaa de-r eloped. X
triad all the physiolaaa la ear elty, bat none
f them oouid do ma any permanent wood. Z
ttaod all the rhetiraatio oures I eould hear of,
but reoelred no benefit. After baarltuilos- 8. B.
B. I was relieved of the pains and have valued
in fleeh and strane-th and my renerei health
ta better thaja for years. I consider 8. B. B.
the a-ra-adeat blood medicine la the world,
and heartily reooaunand it to any one eeek
laT relief from the tortures of Hhanraatiem.
B. V. GrSEQOKT, Union, B. C."
to rulnoua habita. Alkalies and the potash and mineral remedies so often pre.
scribed, affect the tender lining of the stomach and weaken the digestion, thua
adding another burden to the already weak and impoverished blood. S. 8. 8. con
taina ao tmaeral or dangerous drug of any kind, but is a simple, vej-etable
remedy and the most perfect blood purifier known. Send for our book on Rhen
ywtuim and write our physicians if you wish any information or advice. We would
MSladtoniadyooa book frees we charge nothing whatever for medical ad vie.
Ti3 SWIFT &PECUK COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA.
Th Only y. . .
An Illinois attorney argued to th
court, one titer another, a eerie ( of
err weak points, none of which
seemed to the court to have anymerit,
I until the court finally said:
"Mr , do you think there is
1 snvthinr Sn these coinUT
I "Well, tadee, perhar tllCW isn't
muchin aiyoneolthem alone, but
) I didn't know but your honor would
kind of bunch them
Ktaj Htary's (Hbts.
Duke Henry My dear, why are all
of those royal carriage standing out
in front of the palace?
Queen llhelmina I wonder tuat
agency from stopping its dead wagon
in front of the door. i That' why.
The Maw aMeyete.
Bicrcls manufacturer stst that the bi
cycle for this Tear will b practical! ths
same modls as 1900, as improvement mma
to ba Impossible, Procweiy ih same is
Una at Hoatetter'a Stomach Hitters, It
represents the limits ot sience. and It is im-
I n..Mlht. n Makr. ktfar ntatiidne for the
.tomeeb, Uver, kidners and blood. Trr it
for drtpepsia, lndlitaaiton, constipation.
BUO.BViXST,ior..-ii.nd you will bs
couriered. Kr take a substitute.
" A Tints far Evtrythis
"I have made all the arrangements
for your divorce," said the lawyer.
"Shall I secure it at once?"
"JSTo," repited the ' sensational act
ress, "after some reflection. "Not yet.
My press agent ia on his vacation."
SINKING SPELLS.
ALARU1XG SYMPTOMS DESCRIBED
IS A SWORN STATEMENT.
Krs. W. T. Clark, a Kaaaa, H. T. Tells
Why the la Hats Raaaaaaeeadlag a
Wallkaawa Kaaaaa tat
Berrriaada.
Indigestion and stomach trouble
have many result that are not always
readily traced to their real cause.
Sometimes the kidneys are apparently
affected but more often an irregulari
ty of the heart's sction produces a far
more alarming symptom. The cause
is easily' explained and is removed
when the stomach trouble is cured.
A case in point is that of Mrs. W. T.
Clark, of 318 West Thomas street,
I Borne, N. Y. : She says:
"To begin with, I bad gastritis,
which brought on sinking spells for
about an hour every morning. I was
very weak and nervous and finally was
compelled to take to my bed. My
illness began in the spring of 1897,
and continued for about four months.
For about half this time I was con
fined to my bed. I suffered greatly
from the stomach trouble and ner
vousness, but what alarmed me most
was the sinking feeling at the heart.
"I bad read about Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills for Psle People and when
some of my friends recommended the
pills very highly, I decided to give
them a trial. I bought one box and
by the time this was used op tbe sink
ing spells had ceased. I felt better
but continued taking the pill until I
had used IS boxes. I still keep the
pills in tbe house for I believe that
they are a splendid medicine. I
always recommend Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills to my friends who are ail
ing for I know that they will do all
that is claimed for them."
Signed, MRS. W. T. CLARK.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this th day of April, 1900.
Benj. S. Brown,
Seal. Notary Public.
Jto discovery of modern times has
proved such a blessing to women as
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peo
ple. Acting directly on the blood
and nerves, invigorating the body,
regulatng the functions, they restore
the strength and health in the ex
hausted patient when every effort of
tbe physician prove unavailing.
These pills are sold in boxes st 50
cent a box or six boxes for $2. SO, and
may be bad at all druggist, or direct
by mail from Dr. Williams Medicine
Co,. Schenectady, N. Y.
A Problem Solved
George Why do women talk so
ranch?
Fanny So the men "can't. They
think the lesser of the two evils the
better.
The Boat rreevrlptlem few Malaria
Chills sad Fever is s bottle of arare'e Teatelesa
Chill Toole. It is ajmnlr Iron andanlnine la
a tasteless form. No Cora. Mo Pay. fries KB.
Atta Sctins ths library.
'Oran'na olease draw me a naked
rSZuJ T,Z t !
clothes not
Lrvj 1 vtjvuv est sivu
even shoes,
"Why, Tommy, that
ouldn't be
proper."
"Yea, it would, gran 'pa; I want to
put wing on him an' make him an
angel."
working a complete change in
the blood ; the acids are neutral
ized, the circulation purified and
the rich, healthy blood that is
carried to the irritated, aching
muscle and joints, soothes snd
heals them. S. S. 8. cures Rheu
matism even when inherited or
brought on by the excessive use
of mercury. Opium, in some
form, i the basis of nearly all
so-called Rheumatic Cures,
which deaden the pain but do
Elf
GOOD ;
S&ort Stories, ii
$ j j f $ f. j 5 $ ;
Henry I Clapp, In a company of
good fullowa, once aald of a well-known
editor who was constantly Impressing
people with bis own Importance: "Yea.
he la a self-made man and tS worship
his creator.
Thackeray, anxloua to enter Parlia
ment, stood lor Oxford, thinking he
might win the seat from Lord Monck,
who then represented It Meeting bis
opponent In the street on day, he
shook hands with him, had a little talk
over the situation, and took leave of
hi in with the quotation: "May tbe beat
man win." "I hop not." aald Lord
Monck. very cordially, with a kind
little bow.
In Utti Western town the other
day the moat popular cttiien soundly
whipped tough character, and to vin
dicate the majesty of the law tbe of
fender was brought np for trial. The
Jury were out about two minutes.
Well." said the Judge, "what have the
Jury to say V "May It please the court,"
responded the foreman, "we, the Jury,
find that the prisoner la not guilty of
hlttln' with Intent to kill, but simply to
paralyse; and be done It" The verdict
was received with applause and the
prisoner received an ovation.
Senator Vest of Missouri telle of a
uutaa meeting once when a certain res
olution was discussed for several
hours. Finally one of the delegate be
gan a speech which wandered all over
creation. Some one Interrupted him
with the remark that he ought to con
fine bis re marks to the .resolution.
"Yea," aald Judge Phillips, who was
presiding, "tbe gentleman must speak
to the resolution." "Let us have the
resolution read," suggested some one
in the meeting. Judge Pbtlllpa stooped
down and whispered to the absent
minded secretary. "Read the resolu
tion," he said. "E m" queried the sec
retary, waking up; "what resolution?"
"The one we have been discussing for
severs! hours," replied Judge Phillips.
Tbe resolution was bunted for high and
low, but could not be found. On tbe
secretary's desk there was a bit of
paper which looked aa If It had been
nibbled by a mouse. It was all that re
mained of tbe resolution. The absent
minded secretary had eaten the rest
During one of hi expedition In tbe
Philippines, the late Gen. Law ton cam
across the trail of a party of Filipinos,
which he followed for several daya with
a small body of troops. One day he and
his staff reached the top of a small emi
nence and saw a river stretching be
low them but a short distance ahead.
Turning to one of his aids, tbe General
said: "Lieutenant, ride ahead and see
if that river la fordable." The Llenten
ant put spurs to his horse, and soon en
tered the river. A few feet from shore
tbe bottom shelved off suddenly and
the horse was soon floundering in deep
water. The Lieutenant disengaged
himself and awam to tbe shore, which
the horse also reached In a short time.
After a brief chsse, to the amusement
of the General and the staff, tbe horse
was recaptured, and, mounting him,
the Lieutenant rode back. His kbskl
uniform was soaked aud bedraggled
and the water spurted from tbe tops
of his military boots at every Jump of
his horse. Biding up to tbe General,
he gravely saluted, and aald: "I have
tbe honor to report air, that the river is
not fordable." Law too looked at him
moment, trying to maintain the dig
nity of hi position, but the situation
was too ludicrous for him. Be burst
Into a hearty laugh In which the staff
Joined at the expense of tbe young
lieutenant who, however, tella the
story on himself.
Pope'e Wardrobe.
A large staff of women la employed
at the Vatican for the aole purpose of
keeping the Pope's wardrobe In perfect
condition. No spot or stain may dis
figure the garments worn by hla Holi
ness, and. a be alwaya appear in
white, even a few hours' wear deprives
the robe of their freshness. It Is con
sidered that no man's hand 1 dainty
enough for their care, so In this one
respect women are permitted to serve
the Pontiff. Only tbe most delicate
material are used, moire silk being tbe
summer fabric and specially woven
fine cloth tbe winter one.
A Hebrides Island for Sale.
It Is announced that tbe Duke of Ar-
lU tatend to eU Tlree- tu mo,rt fer"
tin Wand of the Argyleshlre Hebrides.
It 1 some twelve mile long and four
mile broad. By reason of Its flatness.
Tire 1 prettily described In an ancient
Celtic legend a "the kingdom whose
summit are lower than the waves.
Around the coast there are some forty
ruined watch towers of unknown his
tory and several "standing stones."
Tbe Duke's factor house wss erected
In tbe middle of tbe eighteenth century
on the site of tbe venerable ruin of a
turret ed castle. London Chronicle.
Fears a Timber famine).
If It were not for tbe foreign supplies
England receives a timber famine
would hav overtaken the country long
ago, because the home-grown supply
has not been able to meet a tithe of the
demand for long enough, and that only
of Inferior klnda of timber. If the for
eign supply of flr alone was to fall off
sensibly now the whole building trade
of tbe country would come to a partial
standstill and tbe wagon companies
would be next to Idle. .
Tried to Please Her.
Mistress I'd Just like to know what
waa tbe meaning of all that loud and
angry talking down stairs last night?
Domestic That waa Just me and me
husband, mum.
"Your husband? You told me when
you came that you were not married."
"I wasn't then, mum; but you com
plained about bavin' so much love-mak-in'
In tb' kitchen, so I married one or
em." New York Weekly.
Altogether Different.
"If all very well before a girl's mar
ried for ber to get a flower In ber hair,"
remarked tbe Observer of Events and
Things, "but it's an entirely different
matter If after she' married she get
her hair in the flour." Yonkers Statesman,
m mm w awo t0 -
-a,4P F".,mm0H
What Buffering frequently result
from a mother's Ignorance or mora
frequently from a mother"! neglect to
properly instruct her daughter 1
Tradition aaya "woman muss suf
fer," and yoonir woman are ao taught
There is a litUa truth and a great deal
of exaggeration in this. If a you ig
woman suffers severely she needs treat
ment, and har toother ahould sea that
he gets it
Many mothers hex! tat to take their
daughters to a phyaiotan for examina
tion : but no mother need hesitate to
writ freely about her daughter oi
herself to Mrs. Plnkham'a Laboratory
at Lynn, Mass,, and secure from a
woman the moat afiloient advice with
tit charge.
Mrs. August Pfalatrraf. of South
Byron, Wis., mother of the voting lady
whose portrait we here publish, wrote
la January, 1800, saying her daughter
had suffered for two year with irreg- j
nlar menstruation had headache allj
the time, and pain in bar side, feet
swelled, and was generally miserable.
6he received aa answer promptly with '
advice, and under data of March. 1890, 1
the mother writes again that Lydia K. f
Plnkham'a Vegetable Corn pound cored
her daughter of all pain and irregu
larity. -
Nothingta the world equals Lydia aV
Pinkhama creat medicine for rora-i
latins; woman' peculiar monthly
srouMetv
Dettrauaauoa.
"It's the only toime on earth, "said
Mr, JDolan, who was struggling with a
balky horse, "that I wisht for an otty-,
mobile." i
"Would yes sell the horse?" j
"No, sir. I'd never give in like
that. I'd hitch the animal up in,
front of the machine, and then I'd see .
whether he'd go or not.' J
Take picture at night at yon home
print them at night you can do it.
Address Kirk, Geary & Co., 330 Sut
ter St., San Francisco, for informa
tion. Largest photo supply house in
the West. i
', Fee Csusa,
Yeast Do the robins com to pick
tho bread crumbs from your lawn?
Crimsouback They used to, but
they don't any more.
"How do you account for that?"
"My wife makes her own bread."
This slfsstnie le oa ever box of tb raaaioo
Laxative Bromo-Ouinine Tablet I
aald tat awe way
Already Informed. I
Disappointed admirer Yo' kin tell.
Dinah ditt ef she wants dat chump
-'V -""-' - "
Mutual friend He done tole her,
dat hisself.
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- ja, uuuguv iua uvrug tilt? aiKriBVa
ture of ChaA. H. 1 letclicr, and lias been mafia under his
personal supervision for over a Tears. Allow no on
to deceive you-in thin. Counterfeit, Imitation and
JuHt-n.rood " are but Experiment, and endanger tit
licaltu of Children Experience again Experiment.
What is CASTOR I A
CaatorfA fs a bar-mica substitute for Castor Oil, Pare.
Boric, lrop and Hoothlnar Byrupa. It la llcaHnt. Ie
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Karcotle
Kiihstance. It arre Is lta g-uarunte. Jt destroy Worm
una allay Feverlxhnrie, jt curea Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieve Teethlnar Troubles, curea Conatlpatior
and Flatulency, It assimilate the Food, regulates the
htomach and Bowels, giving Iiealtby and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea Tlie Mother's Friend,
Tie Kind You Hare Always Bought
v9
Hoars the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
AFRICAN MORSES AM HARDY.
'Was Remarkable Fndareaoe and
Fewer to Travel .
On of the ry first thing that ilrlk
I ths wanderer In the great expanse of
! ths southern hetuispliert 1 the strength
md endurance of tbe horse. Tbougtt
look st they sr tb sorriest sorigs
I erer it eyes ou, yst they appear to
M possessed or a power of getting ovtr
A ground that la llttla abort ot lull
trulou and so astonishing la It per
ilstsnc as to seem automatic A vary
trlklng tnstaoc cam under my no
de only a few day after landing In
Cape Towu In 1SU3. I wa sitting on
Saturday afternoon on tht stoop of
Park' Hotel, which occupied ths eor
ter f Addsrtey and Strand atresia,
when a duit-coTsred horseman Mopped
ind dlamounted. HI bors w taken
to the stable and la ths course or eon
rertatlon In the bar I learned that be
rat a tnumber of a legislative assembly
for an up-country district, Tbr wa
so railway communication with tb In
terior ta thus day and b had rlddsa
In from nte how at Coleaberg la les
Ifaaa six days, having started ths pre
cious alondsy.
Now Coles berg I more tha BOO wiles
from Cap Town and ths country is
very rough gotng, much ot tt being tend
snd other part very mountainous. No
Kngllsh bred horse, fed according to
English methods, could hav accom
plished such a ride ss this, more espe
cially when w consider tbe tempera
ture of lh Cap Colony, I wtnt to
look at tht animal on-whicb the Journey
had been performed and found It to b
a little roan achlmmel barely fourleea
hands and apparently a fresh as paint
Another very remarkable rid that
ram nndsr my nolle wr performed
by a Boer who lived a few mile from
Gray-town. In Natal Ills wlf wss
taken 111 and a particular medietas, not
to bo obtained In Qraytowa, was Im
perative. So In the early hour of tb
night b started for Uarltaburg, flfty
Bv mile distant, through aa extreme
ly billy country and wa back oa hi
(arm la sixteen hour. Tb remark
tbl thing In tbta ride waa that this
Boer weighed over seventeen stone.
la my own siperlenc maay Instance
tt tbe wonderful staying powers of Af
rican horse hav occurred. , To men
tion on, la 1800, I bad been appointed
booorabl secretary of tb first athletic
port held In tb Umbotl country ot
Natal. They were to be held la tiray
town oa boxing day, which fell on a
Monday. All preparatlooa, etc., war
concluded early la December, when I
received aa argent request to go to the
Itanavaal to look after a friend who
wa tying very til la bl wagoa with
to attendant but a roup! ot raw kaf
9rs. I rod a bard aa I could and
found him among lb kopjea of tb
Drakensberg, between Lydenberg and
rrakkerstrom, very bad with fever,
which b had contracted somswhers In
tb low country to the northwest I
tended him for com day until b wa
dearly out ot danger and then suddenly
remembered that I bad to b In Gray
town on Monday morning. I wa thea
lit ting on the wagoa box drinking my
norning coffee at 8 o'clock Saturday
uorning. Graytown wa 220 mile
iwy, but I wss at my post there at
10 a. m. tod In addition took a second
Kit both la running sad Jumping conv
rtlUona.-Afrlcan Life.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winstow's Sooth
ing Hvrup the beat remedy to uae tor their
children during the teething period.
First Financier-I gave my boy
ttiki ram tn -.ri witi. tl, .tnt
me other day, and be made f2,WU.
n.,nii tinpiri.rt
"Vf that'a what ha hail Wt
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Not a French Schsisr. ,
"Here, son, you've studied French;
what' this word on the eatin' list?"
"That's 'fillet'."
"Fiiliel Do they thin' I waul
horse meat?"
glTO raneaaaetlr - rjo. We St at ameawaea
file afu, flrat .!,' iwaafr- htta'llrat Men
Bertom. "virrKBK.OetiUIIrtll..i..lut.
aa. Da. a. U. Sua. lM..m Attbat.. aiualiu,ra,
Trying to Break Him af Smoking,
Gayboy What' wrong with this
tobacco?
Slippers To tell the truth, old
man, it's adulterated. I've dis
covered that my wife has been empty
ing the dustpan in my tobacco jar for
the nast few mornings.
Plan's Curs I the bett medicine w erer
tiaed for sll affections of the thmst snd
lung. Wa. O. EamtLiv, Vsnbureii, Intl.,
l. 10. 1WU. .
Ths Critic's wsy.
Indignant Artist You say it' a
bad picture?
know about
painted any.
And pray, what do you
pictures? You never
Critic My
dear fellow, I know a
, bad egg, though I never laid any.
If... 4- 1. n 1. - . w. . i
Signature of
J
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A CONGRESSMAN
Cartd of Catarrh of long Standing.
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I
Is-Cotif rcMtnta A. T. Oootlwya.
Ex-ConKrcssnian A. T. Oondwyn,
from Alabsma write the following
letters ,
The Poruna Medicine Co., Columbus,
Chios
Gentlemen"! have now used two
bottle ot rerun, and am a well man
today. I could feel the good effects
of your medicine before I bad used it
a week, after suffering with catarrh
for over a year." Itesjiectfully, A.
T. Goodwyn.
Catarrh in it various form U
rapidly becoming a national curse.
An undoubted remedy has been dis
covered by Dr. llartman. This rem
edy ha boon thoroughly 'tested dur
ing the past 40 year. Prominent
men hav com to know ot it virtue
and ar making publio utterance on
th subject. To save the country we
must sav the people. To av the
Jieople w must protect them from
lisease. The diseu that is t once tho
most prevalent and stubborn ot cure
is catarrh. Publio men of all parties
recognise in Ferun a national catarrh
remedy of unequalled merit.
It you do not derive prompt and
satisfactory results from the u of
Peruna, writ at once to Dr. Hart
man, giving a full statement ot your
case and he will b pleased to give
you hi valuable advice gratis.
A(l lre Dr. Hartnian, president of
the Mailman Sanitarum, Columbus,
Ohio.
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h.i.'lin. Ca'r t anily Csiliarile'ain
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He How did he get there?
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Whoa t Oroee's Taatelew Chill Twil.
ImiaUK Hial.wroulan flaii.lr rrlnt4onm
bottle aliowlii that it 1 aiathlr IrnaaaaO.j.
Ulusut tatteWaa Jorra. o vur. Na Vtj Xi.
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"There1 luck for you.''
"How' that?"
"Why, he' got the butler so dlgiii.
fled that he even awe the cook into
submission."
JOHN POOLS, Portland, Ongos,
. Foot of Morrlsos (treat.
Can glv yon th bast bargalni I
Rtiggies, 1'low. Holler and Kngioea,
Win. (mills and Punt pi aad Oeotui
Machinery, Bo us bsfor buying.
U th ht In th world, U hat as inal Is
arnrmarH.
ADJUSTABILITY.
A0O mmrusirt.
It ha hMn Iate4 In all harretl Rdi, I
awof kaatllliMT. ateerms. troiictk, a4 Uilit.
nraaol dtalt, It I wllouut a pr. It runt
Itshl, In lat-l ruiia llfhtvr with lour horaataaa
aujr otaer aeaaer wiib at.
Call aa lh acsreet Mef omlrk Aratit, m
a4rea '
A. H. BOY LA ft, Can't Agmml,
fOKTLAMO, OHCOCH.
M I L W A II lllT'l 1 N D E nTl H D lOWm
"turn rant that rsu,"
J. A. rREHMAN, (letter! Arst,
B, Water roHTI.AWO, Ot
WALIKH A. wood Kataaa.
aad Tartar ., korlaad, Ursa.'
1. w, tanova. niaia,
perfection st Wall M altar. Is h oaly r"""1
which repairls eaa b don neallyand lotwr-
It yea har sever ad It send sad sat s uttl
lot. II will pj too. For Information fcWtm
THE AOAMAHT CO.,
root of 14th Wrest, Wsaa. Oragaft
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eta , 4 ,, , '". a'
eeeitre, tiatent for Ib""''"?'
In tlia lUilU J Htstm '' J"""'; '
toillllrl.n. aim aotlie
t and dlenm ywl ",,t
' Kllsr irm. or IWIIlJ"
than w offt-r ebtslnshis
hr. rrnt of our '
mr be di-frr.d till " 1 "
mowed. Writ lor ftmyUM i
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