The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, May 31, 1901, Image 4

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    ROYAL Baking Powder is indispen
sable to the preparation of the finest
cake, hot-breads, rolls and muffins.
Housekeepers are sometimes importuned to
buy other powders because they are " cheap."
Housekeepers should stop and think. If such
powders are lower priced, are they not inferior i
Is it economy to spoil your digestion to save
a few pennies? '
The "Royal Baker and Pastry
Cook containing over 800 mast
practical and valuable cooking re
ceipts free to every patron. Send
postal card with your full address.
Alum is used in some baking pow
ders and in most of the so-called
phosphate powders, because it is
cheap, and makes a cheaper powder.
Kut ail um is a corrosive poison which,
taken in food, acts injuriously upon
the stomach, liver and kidneys.
ROYAL BAKING POWDCft CO. 100 WILLIAM ST, MEW YORK.
JadkuJ (UlUntry.
Judge to female witness How old
re you?
Miss Taoseigh I guess J am
"Pray do not be reckless with your
' guesses, madam. We can allow you
but three chances at it."
Putting h Gcatly.
"Ladies," said the speaker at th
annual meeting of tho Boston bean
bund, "I shall, in elucidating my
subject, give you nothng but the-er-t
he-tli at it to say. I shall give you-er-tbe-tbe
decollete truth."
I AYMtive P.rnrT!fvft n rti n Tabiwta weatbes.
1 a csh m owo easy
Conflict el Authority.
"How quiet uncle is this morning. "
"Yes, his co: ns and his rl eumatit
don't indicate ttie same kind of
ProbfeSitfcs.
"Will nothing induce you to change
your mind and marry?" he asked.
"Another man might," she replied.
For f 12 we sell one of the finest 4i5
cameras made. Equipped with all
improvements. Send for full descrip
tion. At dealers, or Kirk, Geary 4
Co., 330 Gutter St., San Francisco, Cal.
Aa bupiritioa.
Mrs. Farkville 1 have bought you
a splendid box of cigars for your birth
day, Mortimer.
Mr. Parkville Oh, ah er I have
been thinking what luxury that I par
ticularly enjoy, I should give up dur
ing Lent, my dear, and I -er have !
Jtvided I had better give up cigars
The iMt riiaci Iptiow far Malaria
Chilli and Fever tea bottle of Graved Tasteless
CbUlToaw. It is amply Iron and quinine In
a lostekos lorn, ho Can. No Pay. tnx juc.
fort at HaUt
Mrs. Shoppen Give me dozen"
stamps, if you please. j
i'ostotnee tiers lea m. 'XwocentT
Mrs. tho;pen (absent mindedly
Are they the best you've got?
Mntbrci will End Mrs. Winalow's Booth
ia: Syrup the best remedy to dm tor their
children during the teething period. -
Good Ressoa.
Lady Oh, how dirty your face is,
little boy.
Boy Yea 'm; we hain't had n
company for more'n a week.
ME
1.1.
ST FOIST
3017ELS
If rm har-nt a rmfar. beaUti -mi , af tM
hovels ry . too r sick, or tii d. Ke yxmi
bow is vpipa. d tm viL Form, la ia Mupa
toiwnt phfie or pit! pottoa. i Mcerou. Th
JajotbeL eutnt nest trft WaVt tof IM ulna UM
c m U ciar tad ciau a to tat ,
CANDY
GATHAfmC
VSU
KITS nrat-wflf -ar4. rt, or an iiiwim $
ItMutvr ixiliirPllEKtJ.aeullionlUKilm.
ka. IM.B.U kUlLlU,M.utii SL.FaJaOeleaia.J'a,
The Teacher' fault
"I'd like to know why it is," ex
claimed the angry father to hia indo
lent son, "that you always stand at
the foot of your class in school?"
"If 'cause the teacher won't let
me sit down," drawled the lazy youth.
FaJetabla. Powst. TeeteOoo De Omo !
Weaken, or brtna. ale. $0e WnM I
ale. aad MwttMoa beelt. Addreaa
i t 1. rnim, 1, m f w. an
KEEPYOUB 6L000 CLEAI
GOOD
' S&ort Stories
r ,.r
It la said that Henry Guy Carieton,
the playwright, who stammer very
I badly at times, not no long ago stopped
Nat Goodwin on tbe street and aald to
him: "Nat, will you g-gtv nie half an
a nour ror r are minutes' con-rer-
tlonr
hen Bishop rotter the other day
tried to open the door of a Fifth Ave
nue stage In New York. It was play
fully held closed by tbe Rev. Dr. Ed
ward Judson, the pastor of the Judson
Memorial Baptist Church, who was In
side, "Ah. Judson.' exclaimed the
Bishop, when he saw what Dr. Judson
was doing, "I have discovered that yon
are a close-communion Baptist."
Booker Washington says that during
th earlier days of freedom, almost
every negro who learned to read would
receive "a call to preach" within a few
days after he began reading. He tells
of a colored man In Alabama, who one
hot day in July, while be was at work
lu a cottou-aeld, suddenly stopped, and
looking toward the skies, said: "O
Lnwd. de cotton am so grassy, de work
am so bard, and the sun am so hot, I
b'lk've dis darkey am called to preach!'
A gentleman who was once being
taken over aa Insane asylum, asked aa
attendant how they knew when an
Idiot was considered to be sufficiently
restored to sanity to be discharged.
"Oh," said tbe attendant. "It is easily i
managed. We take them Into a yard
where there are several troughs. We
turn on tbe taps and then give tbe
Idiots buckets to ball out tbe water and
empty the troughs. Many of them
keeps balling away while the taps keep
niunuig. but them that lan't Idiots stop
ttie tap.
The New York 8un' Pekln correspon
dent ssy that once during a dry season
In China, the viceroy. Earl LI Hung
Chang, called on the American minister.
Mr. Conger, and spoke of the weather.
"Yes," said Mr. Conger, It seems to be
dry everywhere. It la dry la my coon-
try, too. 1 read In one of oar papers
toe otner day that In many places !n
the West tbe people were praying for
rain. - nat!" said the earl, "da your
people pray to their God for ralnf
" Oh. yes. " said the minister,
they often pray for rate."
"And does f heir God send It when they
pray for it?" asked the earl. "Tea,
sometimes their prayers are answered
and sometimes tbey are not" "All the
same like Chinese Joes, beyr said the
earl, with a grin and a chuckle.
Tbe following la an extract from a
bona-fide letter which a woman from
New Haven. Conn- wrote to Clvde
Fitch, tbe other day: "I have been
reading of tbe vast amount of money
yon have been making this year by
writing plays. 1 do not approve of tbe
theatre myself, but I would like to ask
a small favor of yon. lama lady
who has seen better days, but with
God's help and yoar assistance I think
tbe son of prosperity may shine on me
again. I am a widow with three
daughters. Tbe eldest died two year
ago and ever since I have been most
inxlous to have her grave sodded.
Won't yon please sod ber grave for
me, my dear Mr. Fitch? My second,
daughter could make a very good mar-
OuUof'Tono
Conditions
ilarkct! by faMtire of appetite, lc of
vitality, tUt tired feeling, bilious
turns, dull headaches, indigestion and
other stomach troubles, a well aa by
pimple, blotches, boils and other
eruptions, are all referable to an Im.
pure or Impoverished condition of the
blood.
A MsrM M
Jasper Why do you consider Bond
rocks so especially lucky?
Junipuppe Why alt It is friends had
gone back on him before ho had stio
cHed, and he w able to begin life
with a clean slate,
tmpotilbl to Say.
Johnson IX) you mean to insinu
ate that 1 ran't tell the truth?
Parkinson By 110 means. It is
impotiiiihlo to say what a man can do
1 until he trie.
fierce
citi
browed,
Hood's SarsaparlUa
Correct all these conditions it's
tl.e medicine, that makes the blood i!1" hiwJ orH,or' "''
. . . . , that 1 advocate are not popular, Jsot
pure and rich-tha pecnliar tonle 10 j,, 8R(l whi .,,vV.ting them
lit th Enemy's Covatry.
"I know well enough, fellow
tens," exclaimed the
that strengthen every weak function
and builds up the whole lystem.
We think there Is no medicine that can
equal Hood s SarsaparlUa. It has cured
me of rheumatism and relieved my bus.
baud of catarrh. I hav tried It tor boll
and have fcxmd It line. - When w hav
tbat tired reeling w tak Hood's and In
short time tlx trout) Is rorw." Ml. J. A.
lkbtsoum, Hiortton, cel.
Accept N ubttitut.
from a public platform, I was struck
on the head by a brick and knocked
i leiweles."
w by didu t you wait tinttl you
I got your sense bark More you went
to talking again?" inquired a man in
the outkirts of the crowd, in a loud
rancou voice.
A SIM Mea.
"I presume yoau are alwav filled
with the divine alllatus," said the ad
miring friend to the dreamy poet,
"Yes," answered the dreamy poctj
yes, and timt about all a a gvneral
itung.
Thinking of buying a camera? If
so, send for our 1901 catalog contain
ing fully illustrated description of
every camera made. Kirk, Geary &
Co., :0 Sutter St., Saw Francisco, Cal.
; Not Aay Better Thia Voawa.
A Boston club put up theatrical
for "ladie only," and some of the
lords of creation almost racked them
selves into brain fever trying to get
111.
Domestic Opinio.
Husband I think only sensible
women oueht to marrv.
Wife Well, you'd be a bachelor if 1
that were the rule.
A Triunp's Work.
"Hello, Walker! Wh
now'-days?"
"Well, Laxy, I'm look in
chance t work
"Aw, come offl You don't expect
me 10 Dei lev mair"
"Cert. It' de truth. I'm looikn
y' up to
fer
A Crsihisj Outcome.
"Joe, have you ever experienced
aearttelt disappointment?"
Ves; 1 once tried to dye tin oKI
red mustache brown and it turned
green."
Preservation f Eyesight
An Ontario oculist think that the
eyesight of one fourth of the blind
patient he ha had might have been
saved by prompt precaution taken in
inUnry.
L'arUHMubie Request
Unceasingly the prayer of man
went up:
Backward, turn backward, O Time, in
thy flight!
Make me a boy again just for to
night!
Father Time whetted hi scythe Im
patiently.
"And if I should," muttered he,
'they'd say I was making monkey
01 litem:'"
rrlaUag Wlthoa lak.
Aeoninanv has been formed ta ennlKnl
th procras i.( printing without ink, and In
a snort time it Is stnrcied that old
mrlbiKl will he rernliitinniMd. There i
one thing, however, Hint has minimi all In-
li..vuon; that Is, HoMetllvrs flomarh
Milters. It is a wonderful medicine fut d v.
surptia. tiidtKvsilon, Mliouenets. Iiiuiiiii
a. cousit pat lull ana neruuiiem. It alto
rrreiit malaria, fevor ami axne. Tr it
and you will uot bo diaappoiutnl. .
His ExpUMtloa. ;
What An vnn mutn t,v li.vtn
fer a chance f work aom soft guy fer woman' letter in your pocket?" hia
the price of drink." wife inquired sternly.
" 1 np a moment Ins facA rnl arliit
noteworthy ANNHXRSARt IN THE MIS. Then a siiade of relief chased it swsv.
tokt or the TOLTITS COMPANION. "On my word. Maria. I toreot to mail
With it issue of April 18th The r lor you.
Youth's Comnanion entonvl nnnn itm
75,hye.r TIIC OHI C0?f ffsff HII
To eoronieniorat tbu anniveraanr. I II T All I rAlilIiJflii
thi" mihliKrtAm nivnartvi s1sl ; I mm 0 m lAa)law ! 1 ill II m
g y - J v xai b ivuij S 1 S.I V-
WliO Ar9 Always Tires!
I do not fel very well, Itaw
tired all th time."
Kou hoar theoo word v6fj U
ofton a yon meat yonr frlond Just se
often are these word rspoaUd. More
than likely you speak th same sip! ft.
ant word yoorself, and no doubt yo
do feel far from well moat of th tim
Mrs. Klla Blue, of Chelsea, Wla.,
who portrait w publish, write thai
he nftrd for two yr with bear
lug-down pains, headaoha, baekaohe,
and bad all kind of miserebl fueling,
f 71 X
Ma. ICu Bica,
an of whtob wa caused by falling and
Inflammation of tbe wotub, and artr
doctoring with physician and nunter
ou medioinea ah was entirely cured by
Lydia K. itnKnam Y reels Hi mho.
pound.
It yon are troubled with pains,
fainting spoils, depression of sniriU,
reluctant to go anywhere, headache,
backache, and alway tired, please re
member that there I an absolute
remedy which will rellav yon of your
suffering it did Mr. Rie. I'roof
la DOBumentad that Lydia E. Pink
ham Vogetabl Compound la th
greatest UMtdkin for uflcring women.
Th People f Port Rlct
Porto Rico is only thlrtsenth th
site of Cuba In area, but it ha m0r!
than half m mitny iuhahitanta. It u
the most dettsuly jiopulated of all
West Indian ikkiuU, inl irg(J
.iiim.i t..i (' "j,u!wuii i whit
I linn U found in any of the other
Islands in If part of the world
mere la a UiKlmr grade of lutein,
genca among the Porto Ricni tha
among the Cuban,
Perfumed Dtrviihet, .
The Budaneaa imtivca cngrely bUf
clothes, cotton goods, iiRnr, ii,.r.
fume, tea, nails, clminswire, ttath
er, false jewelry and Iron trinket of
Geneva. Great Britain furtiislio
cotton goods, but Uormany, Auntri
and Italy have almost the motinrj.
of tho other articles, Germany doe
a huge trade in perfume. A liiiKlt
esravan started oft recently with 10 .
uuu ratio- wortn ot German
for the tisllve.
Keiiti
Sobriety Amoof Reibwt Me.
Tho number of railroad men dii.
charged for excessive um of liijuor
during the past S3 year ha docrrs.
ed from 20 to on per cent, and dm.
ing the past 25 year the proKirtkm
of men owning their home ha In.
oroiuied t 'titold.
MssdsrlM Never Seta I Walk.
Most Chinese mandarin pas th
whole ot their live without taking a
ingle yard of exercise. The 1st
nnking viceroy (father of the Aisr.
qui Tscne) was oonsidurcd a remark.
bio character bocauso he aly walk
ed 1,000 stcfi a day in his privtt
garden. tinier no circumstance
whatever i a mandarin ever seen on
foot in bit own jurisdiction.
Sees So.
friend Wederly
It Would
Mix If your
hobbyt
ix well, i wouldn't call it a hob.
by. It' more like insanity.
"Jlow'atnalT"
"He' been married five time."
Machinery, Implements,
Farm Supplies, Etc.
FREE TO FARMERS
OorlSOl Vehicle Book
Olt 1901 Implement Catalogue
dUST ISSUED.
ed souvenir illustrating tbe growth of
tne nation ana of Tbe Youth' Com
panion since the year The Companion
wa founded, 1827. . rerhap the most
significant feat ures of the souvenir
are its three map. The first show
the small section of the continent oc
cupied by the United Bute of 1827,
when The Companion began life with
practically no subscriber. Another
show the system of railway which
. 1 .. .. r. . . . . . -
cover i ne l n i led mares in 19U1, an
Ot 187,781
WHY
IT IS SOMETIMES HARD FOR
HER TO BE PLEASANT.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Far.Ruchinj.
' Watt This Carrie Nation crusade
is going to have a wider and more
lasting effect than most people think.
Potts I dDn't doubt that. There
will be Carrie Nation vaudeville joke
for 10 years to come. ,
hit "rebate of 1X7 7X1 mlto Tim
riage If you would only send her 1200 uth s Companion traversing every
with which to buy ber trousseau. My Jnile ' 3t'n once a week. The
third daughter has a beautiful voice. ! third map show the number of ub-
The doctor says It cannot be properly ' bribers to The Youth' Companion
trained for less than $150. In short, I in et7 of the union in 1901,
dear Mr. Fitch, send me a check for the lrr b,nti delivered every week
500. and just see whst an amount of i lo American homes.
good you will be doing In the world
Piso'i Cure cannot be too bighlv spoken
of as a cough cure. J. W. O'BKisx.Xa
Third Art., K., Minueapolis, Minn., Jan.
6, !:..
Genuine
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bear Signature of
5eo Fec-3eallo Wrapoer Below.
soiaaoaooo
CARTERS
EfTTtE
IVER
PILLS.
Tory aaaall mm ma easy
Iw.
rOMEAOACHL
ro ouziNcst.
rot IIU9USIE1S.
FOI TCRP1B UYUU
rCl CONSTIPATIOI.
roi lAiiow im.
nil THEC0MPUUU8I
titSm lir oMaa4fc
ItU '
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
Soul) Retaras.
Subbubs So, I won't bother with
a garden this year. I had one last
year and it kept me thin as a rail.
Cit inian orked too hard in it,eh?
; Subbubs Xo, 1 tried to live on
what I raised.
My daughter's grave will be sodded,
my second girt will be made a loving
wife, and my baby will have a voice to
earn money for her mother with; and
I shall have enough of your money left
to hire a second-hand piano. Be sure
and send tbe money by registered let
ter, aa I think tbe ordinary mall is so
unreliable.'
9tmm thm Cm oil aweaf
Wmrmm tlti thm Cmid.
tustlv Brorae-tfuinliw! Tatxru euro a eold la
oaooor. aoearo,sorar. racezeiua.
"Thomas," said the teacher in th
third class in physiology, "can you
give a familiar instance of the power
of the human system to adapt itself to
changed condition.
"Yes'm," responded Tommy Tuck
er. "My Aunt Abigail trained 100
pounds in flesh in less 'n a year, an'
her skin didn't crackle a particle."
Faderewskl Csaght.
One evening hut season, at a famous
restaurant In New Tork, Faderewskl
happened to be dining there at th same
time that tbe New Tork Goldsmiths'
and Jewelers' Association were having
celebration dinner in soother part of
the building. At the close or the feast
tbe pianist made hi way to tbe cloak
room and was busy washing hia band
when one of the other party came In on
tbe same mission. Tbe newcomer stared
at the f sir haired Pole, and at last, ss
he dasbed bis hands through tbe water,
Clearly True.
"n hat do you think of this idea
tbat Mars is sending cignalaT" asked
Mr. Beechwood.
'"There's nothing on earth in it!"
replied Mr. Momewood, emphatically.
TOO MOW WHAT TOP ABM TAKIWS
Wbea Ton take 6 rare 'a Taetalcee Chill Toale,
ewatue tk foraittiats eiainlf printed oa every
bottle ebowine; that It Is eiaplr Iron end tint
vm laamaai rnxm. mo r. oe.
geipoaittillty.
Dodger I wouldn't be in the shoes
ot tbst New York clergyman who ha
married 3,oiz couples in hi life.
Codger WhyT
Dodger Just think what he'll have
to antwer for.
tea kkwakd sis.
Th reMeraol this paper 111 fee pleased to
m at ici
No Wonder.
"Great Caesar! It is stated her
mat J,ow,ow is paid annually in
Xew York for the protection of vice!"
"Calm yourself, man, and stop and
think of the amount there is to pro.
tect. " -
Smra that I a era ta at least on dreaded diMM
that aeiD bas been able to eoro la alt lis
stagea, ana tnat iseaiarra. Hsu acatarrb care
v- ... , , . i w ii oaii pwun cun nova w un Deaicai
''J uae rauerewaai; i irauraliv. t atarrk betoc aeooetltuilOBaldw
dO you know him V "l am Paderew- S ??'. "qntree o eonntllalioaal trealmmt.
- J - imnj .pun in Plan ina oiooooe vorteMe
"Whatr whooped the American, and. ? . uroroby eeMroring tbe lounda-
j . t t . I of th diwaao. sod lv(n lbs patient
ubwiub a. uiui, UUUI Uia DBOU
without waiting for tbe ceremony of
wiping hi own. Before there was any
you
No Dujer.
Mrs. Featherweight (to cabby)
You're sure you won't run away with
me?
Cabby-Ofo, madam. I've
married these twinty years!
been
TO Cl'SK A COLD lit OX B DAT
TakeLaxatlTe Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
IrUHrUts retand theraoney It it falls lo cure.
C. W. Urove'e eicnatnre itou each box. fee
Enfant Terrible.
' Mr. Bilkins (sweetly) Do have
another piece of cskc, Cousin John.
Cousin John Why, really, I've
already bad two; but it's so good I
- believe I will have another.
Little Johnny (excitedly) Ma's a
winner! She said she'd bet you'd
make a pig of yourself !
i l. Hi HM ad t. t ( j
j J Satt tuutk bjri.p. TwihUouo. Vmf
T n t-m. S. )l flTOTir. f I
Hard Bread.
Mr. Newly wed Come, won't
break bread with us today?
Jack Jester Xo, thanks, old man;
you see, I can't stand manual labor.
By the way, is it her first attempt?
Not fer His Health.
mudduds nay are you moving
irotn your suouroan nome?
Subbubs I'm all run down.
Hubbubs Malaria?
Subbube Xo; gossippy neighbor.
What She Could Do.
Mrs. Fitz-Brown thought she hod
solved the great servant question when
she employed s bright, young Xorwe-
gian girl. In attempting to acouaint
the girl with her new duties, however,
sne was surprniea at her ignorance.
Finally, indieyair, she asked:
"What can you do?"
The face of the new found treasure
brightened, and she replied:
"I can milk reindeer."
time for Paderewtkl to escape the man
from tbe goldsmith' dinner rushed to
tbe door, and, calling to tbe chief of
bi party, yelled: "I aay. Brown, Jones,
Robinson, Smith, all of yon, come here:
I want to introduce yon to my friend.
PaderewskL"
Those Absurd Dictionaries.
Uncle Jethro There ain't no senix
in dictionaries, nohow.
Edgar How did you arrive at that
conclusion, L'ncle Jethro?
I Cncle Jethro They spell "hoss"
with an "r," and leave it out when
( they come to "horsepetal."
Improved Proverbs.
Quack are stubborn things.
It's a wise girl who knows ber own
mind.
Society Is the mother of convention.
Home ws not built la a dsy.
Modesty Is the beat policy.
Circumstances alter fac-e.
A rolling gait gathers remorse.
All's not old tbat Utter.
Let u eat, drink and be married, for
to-morrow we dye.
Charity uncovers a multitude of sins.
Smart Set
Groam4 Plow Coaapletod.
Xfcggus (literary ed!tor)-How fa your
new society novel getting on, Borus?
Borus (struggling author) Splendid
ly. I've got the French phrases I sm
going to use In the story all selected.
There's nothing to do now but to fill In
tbe English and divide It Into chapter.
Chicago Tribune.
Pki(osTable Talk. -
Summer Girt Do yon think yon can
take good picture of me?
CboUy I'm afraid I most answer you
in the negative.
Wise men are conservative. Only
fool give their candid opinions en all
occasions.
! strength bf bnllrfine up tho constitution and
ewoilnf naive la doing lu work. Tho pro
prietors oan so atnea laita in It urotie
power, tbaetaey offer On Hundred Dollar
! loc ear ease thai U tells to vol, bend foe lut
oi loei inornate. Aoareae
F. J. CHfcjiXY A CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by drainrune, 760.
liaiS'a familr i-Uk are tbe bate
you know, w ulie,
what a
tbe fond
"Do
horrible example is?" said
mother.
Xes. said the school boy, with a
frown ; "I never ssw any other kind. "
Kill Ooraae of Dlsoooo.
Tke aMdern war to car disease is to destroy
Ite germ. Caaeoreta Candy Catbartle are mod.
era travklllers, and cleansers. Irugiis, lus.
A Livery WaU.
"I hear there was doing at Mc
Ghooltghan's wake."
"Doings? There wor to many
foine fight, me boy, thot th' wake
wa reported in the sportin' column. "
Osiy rear of the gink.
Tbe only persons who have held the
rank of general of the United States
army were: George Washington, U.
g. Grant, William T. Sherman and
Philip H. Sheridan.
Th Worst Yet
Stubb I hear that Falcon is going
to stop writing poetry. j
lenn Yes; the position in which
the paper brought out hi last sonnet
discouraged him.
etubb lid they run it on the
"Children' page?"
renn Worse than that. It ap
peared in the puzzle department.
A CUrb la a M laaooaolla Dry floods or
Tall Mow Ska BLaeome A bio to rev
tenet Har DaMao Baolly.
fVoatfA jrtmarapoMeesraoi
Have you ever stopped to think that
the position of a saleswoman in a
large dry goods store is particularly
trying one? Working long hour, be
ing compelled to stand most of the
tune, and being expected to look
pleasant recardles of sufTerine which
she may I enduring, is it ny wondefJ
mat weaic, nervous women tlnd it im
possible to follow thi occupation?
Everyone will be interested in the ex
perience of Mis Xellie M. Tomlinaon
Of 3118 Minnehaha avenue, Minne
apolis, Minn., who i a clerk in one
of the large dry good stores of that
city. She says:
VI hen I was eight vesrs of see
nan ute scarlet lever ana it left me
with weak kidney and a complication
of disease. I wa nervous and finally
necame so tied that l lelt school and
did not go for an entire term. I had
beadacke all the time and wa too ir
ritable to talk with any one. The
least excitemnt seemed to make mv
heart flutter and a fainting anell
would follow. At times I became so
dizzy that I would have to sit down
until the feeling passed swsv. Mv
blood seemed to have turned to water
snd I had no color whatever in my
face. I wa a mere skeleton and had
to lie down several times during the
day. I had one of the best physician
in the city but he did not help tne.
-aiy parent read about IJr. Wil
liam' Fink Fill for Ple People in
one of our city paper and thought it
would be wise lor me to give them a
trial. I began to get better when I !
had taken the first box and br the
time I had used two and a half boxes
I wa cured. I can perform with ease
my dutie a clerk in a dry good
tore. I wa never so well a I am
today and it is )) due to Dr. Wil
liams' Fink Fill for Fale People.'
Bignen,
XELLIE M. T0MLIX8OX.
Suliscribed and aworn to before me
thi 26th day of December, I'JOO.
B. M. Thompson, .
Seal Xotary Public.
At all druggist or direct from Dr.
William Medicine Co., Schenectady,
X. Y, Price 60 cent per box! 6
boxe, 12.50.
Sand roar name sad P. 0. sddreas end we
UI Btalteu or both, ae dealred, Ire of U
ehex.
V Kitchell, lewis Staw Co-
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. raetory, Rettl Creek, Mlcktgea.
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first and Tsrlor St.
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Fifty out ot trrrr hnndrrd moarrs told around
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Dealer in leather and Findings,
Rfr to Well. Fargo A Co. Bank, Portland, Oregon.
Gray Ye ; I tell my wife every
thing I do. Don't you?
White I did for awhile, but I had
to quit. My wife said it wa too
stupid for anything.
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