The Oregon mist. (St. Helens, Columbia County, Or.) 188?-1913, November 24, 1899, Image 4

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tHANKSOIVINQ PUMPKIN PIES
n H mar not b
versed In history,
theolocy and that.
She hit never paid
attention to a B
aharp or A flat;
I know It'a Tory cer
tain that the plan
eta In the sklca
nave not bothered
with her skill In
making Inscloua
tmoipkln pica.
Bhe haa never wor
r I e d e r over
que tlona called
obtuee,
vh. mruF nr4n, nt ,
eltne; she haa had atreng h to retuae:
She would tut a sorry figure In the aoclal
paradise
rut the looms a perfect paragon concocting
pumpkin pies.
Rer mini has never wailed through the lit
erature of gush.
Her rheeka hare never rrltneoned other than
with uaturc'a blufih.
She lin t versed lo aubtle ways and fashion
able Ilea
Bot ahe'a queen of a'l creation when she
bulida pumpkin plea,
Bhe has not applied for membership In any
cooking fad.
She haa never murmured politics to mate
all nature sad
But vhe't mighty Intellectual In wrestling
with the tlrs
Surrounding the amusing of Thanksgiving
pumpkin plea.
Pooo'i looker-
-j.a
rtO ES, I come sat better with 'em
Yv than I expected," said Phoebe
v- Todd across the barnyard fence to
her neighbor, Mrs. Tripp, who said:
Taey's as fine a lot o' turkeys as I ever
see, Miss Todd, and you'd great luck to
do so well with 'em. Turkeys are dread
ful hard things to raise. Don't jrou think
or
"l'es, they be; an' I do'no as I shall
ever try it again. They need so mnch
coddlin' when they're little things an'
they cat so much I doubt if It pay to
bother with 'em. But I thought I'd try
It once just to aee how 1 come out, an' I
didn't lose a single one. One of 'em had
the pips, too; but I coddled it through all
right."
. "You'll sell some of 'em at Thanksgiv
ing time. I s'pose?"
; "Ob, yes; I callate on selling all bat
that young gobbler, an' I'm goin' to eat
m. I'm short of grain and it won't Pa7
me to buy feed for a lot of turkeys.
They'd eat their heads off In six weeks."
"Yes, I s'pose so. Who you goin' to
have for comp'ny Thanksgi vln' ?"
"I ain't quite sure yet; but I gness It
won't be bard to git someone to come in
an' help eat a plump, juicy young gob
bler like that"
"No, Indeed. We're all goin' over to
Hebron to eat dinner with my husband's
sister. They're goin' to have a big fani'
ly reunion there, an' sister counts on bav
in' over forty to dinner."
"It must be nice to have that many
own folks," said Miss Phoebe, with a
sigh. "Here I ain't got any kin at all."
"There's your cousin Thyrza," said
Tripp.
"I don't count her as kin," said Phoe
be Podd coldly, and she manifested her
resentment of Mrs. Tripp's suggestion by
turning about abruptly and walking Into
the house, while Mrs. Tripp walked down
theacountry road toward her own home,
aaying to herself: "If ever there was a
et piece Phoebe Podd Is one. There's
nobody on earth she'd ought to bare and
he'd like to bave help her to eat tliat
young gobbler as Thyrza Deane and her
boys, but she'd die, Phoebe Podd would,
before she'd own up to it."
Mis Podd lived on a profitable little
farm left to ber by her parents, who had
also left her cash and stock enough to
make her one of the "best off" women in
the neighborhood in which she lived. She
lived aloue, with the exception of a hired
man.
' Miss Podd and her cousin Thyrza had
been more like sisters than cousins in
their Intimacy until a trifling disagree
ment bad resulted in their complete es
trangement, and It had been five years
since they had spoken to each other.
Mia. Deane had become a widow dur
ing these five years, and she had been re
duced from a state of ease and plenty to
ono of hardship and poverty. But these
facta had apparently made no difference
r
A THANKSGIVING HUNT IN YE OLDEN TIME. X
: '-'-- r afh
with Phoebe Podd, tot she continued to
utterly ignore the existence of her cousin.
"I'd like to see myself asking Thyria
Deane and her young ones to come and
help me eat thnt turkey!" said Miss Podd
spitefully as shewent into her spotless
kitchen and banged the door behind her.
"I've a good mind never to speak to
Sarah Tripp again for mentioning the
name of Thyrxa Deane to me!"
Three days before Thanksgiving Miss
Podd engaged the services of Jane Gray,
a woman who "worked out" In the neigh
borhood, and the two women dressed the
entire (lock of turkeys for market after
Job, the hired man, had done duty as a
butcher.
The plump young gobbler alone was
spared, but his end was to come on
Thanksgiving day.
"Although it'd be a mercy to kill Mm
now," said Miss I'odd to Jane Gray,
"He'll feci so lonely without his mates.
I'll have Job kill 'ira early Thanksgiving
morning and put 'im in the Ice house to
cool off 'tore I roast 'im, an' I don't think
I'll have any one here this Thanksgivin'.
I ain't feelin' right well an' I don't feel
able to fuss 'round gettln' up a big din
ner. I don't seem to have any Interest
in Thanksgiving this year."
But her Interest was aroused when Job
came In on Thanksgiving morning, and
informed Miss Podd that the young gob
bler was not to be found.
"I've looked high and low for 'Im,
ma'am; an' he ain't to be found nowhere.
I've my s'pirlons where he went.
"You have? Well, why don't you eorut
out an' say what you think?" asked Mist
Podd irritably.
"I think he was stolen, ma'am."
"It looks like it," said Miss Podd.
"An I've my s'picions who stole 'im."
"Whor
"Well, I met that oldest boy of the
Widow Deane'a In the woods near your
barn last evening Just at dusk an' be had
a white an' black turkey gobbler slung
over his shoulders. He made off mighty
fast when he saw me. I never thought
anything about it until I come to look up
your turkey this morning, and couldn't
find him.
"And you ain't seen my turkey since
yon saw Joe Deane with a gobbler like
mine on his back?"
"No, ma'am. The last I saw of your
turkey was about 4 o'clock yesterday af
ternoon when I see 'im goin' out toward
the timber back o the barn. It's my
opinion that the Deane boy swiped that
gobbler."
Miss Podd was in Just the right mood
to be easily led to this same conclusion,
and ber wrath knew no bounds when she
had finally decided that Job was correct
in his surmise.
"Yes," she said finally, "that boy nab
bed my turkey, an' he probably did It out
of pure spite. But then he bad a great
uncle on the Deane side who was once
arrested for stealin' an' the failin' has
prob'ly cropped out In Thyrza's children.
But she'll wish she'd raised 'em better
'fore night. I ain't crossed her doorstep
for most six years, but I'll cross it to
day an' tell her to her face what I think
of this performance. I'll tell her some
thing that'll make that turkey taste
mighty bitter lo ber mouth, now see if I
don't!"
It was a raw, cold aad sunless day.
Miss Podd's anger had made her forget
that she was not feeling well, and soon
after noon she set forth from her own
snug and pretty home to visit the' far
from attractive and comfortable home In
which ber cousin lived.
There had no money for repairs of
any kind on the Deane place and Miss
Podd relented a very little bit as she
noted the forlorn aspect of the place. But
she was determined to carry through
what she had undertaken. It was unlike
the Podds to swerve from any fixed res
olution, and Miss Podd's face wore a
hard, grim, resolute look as she knocked
at the Diane's back door.
"I'll face 'em when they're In the very
act of entin' my turkey," she had said to
Job. "I'll make that turkey change from
sweet to bitter in their mouths!"
Someone called out "Come In," and
Miss Podd entered the Deane kitchen
just as Mrs. Deane and ber five children
had seated themselves at a table on
which there was no sign of a turkey or of
s Thanksgiving feast of any kind. A
plate of corned beef and a dish of boiled
potatoes were the chief dishes on the ta
ble. Mrs. Deane's surprise when she saw
who ber caller was was manifest in ber
face.
"Why Cousin rhoebe!" she said.
Miss Podd's sharp eyes took In at a
glance the poorly spread table and the
air of poverty the interior of the bouse
presented, and her tlrst words wore: i
"Well, Thyrsa Deane, is this the best
Thanksgiving dinner you're able to
haver
"yea. It la, rhocbe," said Mrs. Donne
with a blush. "It's so poor, Phoebe, that
I'm ashamed to ak you to share it."
"Where's the turkey Joe brought home
last night?" asked Phoebe.
"We sold It. It was one he earned
hnskin' corn all dny tor Andy Tetlow,
and we were too poor to keep It for our
selves, so I dressed It and Joe took it to
town after dark last night and exchauged
y.1' 'K
'IT'D BE A MKUCT TO KILL MM,
it for things we needed more thun we
needed the turkey."
There was silence in the room for a mo
meut and then Miss Podd burst out Im
petuously :
"I ain't fit to live! No, I ain't! I'm
too miserably mean an' narrow contract
ed to be respectable even! I'm"
" hy. Cousin Phoebe, I
"You jest keep still, Thyrxa, an' hear
me out! You know what I come here
for? Hey? No, you don't, an' you ain't
mean-minded enough to guess! I come
here to accuse your boy Joe of atcalln' a
turkey from me! I"
"Why, Phoebe "
"You keep still, Thyrxa, an' hear me
Out, an' then order uie out If you feel
like It A young gobbler I had was nilss
ln' this morn In' an' Job, my hired man.
saw your Joe goin' home las' night with
a turkey on bis back, an' I was mean
enough to make myself think It was my
turkey, an' here you are eatin' a Thnnks
glvln' dinner of corned beef an' potatoes,
an' more thankful for It, Hi be bound,
than I am for all the good things I've got
in my cellar an' pantry! I'm so ashamed
of myself!"
"Why, Phoebe!"
"But this Is what you've got to Jo,
Thyrza; you an' the children must go
right home with me an' keep Thanksglv
ln'. I'll kill a pair o' chickens an' we'll
make a big potpie like we bad the last
time you et your Thanksgivln' dinner
with me. I've piles of pie an' cookies nn'
doughnuts an' a big pound cake ail baked
up! You've got to go, Thyrza, for the
sake of old times! Come on an' welcome
to you all!"
There was no opposing Miss Podd and
in fifteen minutes they were all on their
way to her house, the two cousins walk
ing arm In arm.
When they reached Miss Podd's house
Job met them with a grin on bis face.
'That young gobbler's a good one," said
Job. "I reckon he thought he'd be smart
enough to save bis neck. I found hlin
Just now In tbe shed room. The winder
was up an' I reckon he flew in there Inst
night an' he found it so comfortable be
concluded to stay right there, 'spcsbly as
there was a bag of corn there."
"Well, you get his head right off an'
put blm in the ice bouse to cool off," said
Miss Podd. "Our dinner'll be late, Thyr
za, but I'll set out a good lunch to kind
o' stay our stunimicks an' then you an' I
will pitch In an' git up one o' the reg'lar
Thanksgivln' dinners like we used to git
up 'fore we was geese enough to fall out.
But we've fell In again, as It were, an'
it won't be my fault if we don't stay
friend the rest of our days." Detroit
Free Press.
Why School It) Closed.
Teacher And now, Johnny, tell me
why school will be closed on Thanksgiv
ing day?
Johnny So that we may have some
thing to be thankful for, School Board
Journal.
In 28 flays not ft scrap ot food or
nourishment ot any kind passed the
lips of Milton Hathtiun, of Mount Ver
non, N. Y, When ho began hia volun
tary fast ho weighed 210 pounds; Ills
abstinence caused the loss of 43 pounds
and it lms caused him no nppnrttnt 'u
Jury.
' llll More Counterfeiting,
The Secret Service baa juat unearthed
another band uf counterfeiters and secured
a quantity of bogus bills, which arecleverlv
executed. Things of great value are al
ways selected fnr Imitation, notably Hos
teller's Mtiimaeh Itinera, which has mnny
Imitators but no equals for disorders like
indigestion, dyspepsia and constipation.
Street car drlvora in
Alaska, are paid $4 a day.
Skagway,
I believe Pisa's Cure Is tho only medi
cine that will cure consumption. Anna
M. Hosa, Willlainaport. Pa., Nov. M, ttt.
riuniMug la taught in the London
trades school,
Mothers will Cud Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth
ing Syrup tho best remedy to use for theur
Children during tho teething period.
Evolution of an Oeean.
THE MiW PACIFIC Hy Hubert
Howe Haucroft.
The events of the past year, in the
war with Spain and the acquisition of
new domain, resulting in a revival of
trade and phenomenal 'industrialism,
invest with froth interest the Piioiflo
ocean, round which cluster so many
crowning incidents.
The author begins his work with
sketch of the war with Spain, the
causes which led to it and the resultant
issues, as preliminary to the glimpses,
of history and description of the coun
tries in and around the Paciiio, their
resources, commerce, climates, mines
and manufactures, with a glance at the
old-time traftlo iu trinkets and furs, on
account of the important voyages of
Oircnm navigation, science and discov
ery, the great gold gatherings, and
kindred topics. The ltuncroft Com
pany, publishers, 150 Fifth Avenue,
New Ycrk City.
Dr. Simpson, a Boston physician,
ays that old persons should not use ar
tificial teeth. He says they enable aged
persons to eat meat, and nature in
tended them to eat only soft food.
When the teeth drop ont It is a warn
ing that only vegetable food should be
taken.
A recent government census of India,
contains a remarkable statement in ref-,
ereuce to youthful marriages. There
are in that country 6,010.75!) girls lie-
tween 5 and 8 years of ago who have
been or are wives,
them are widows.
Over 170,000 of
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In Medical
(traoc MARK.
CURES RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA AND SCIATICA.
Hy the Introduction In the medlral field, of our moat wonderful " DrtOPS," a legaay of
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PORTLAND DIRECTORY.
feu and Wire U'orka.
I'Olt'l'I.ANI) WIKK A IKON WOltKH; H I UK
and Iron leticlng; olliee railing, eti:. mi Alder.
Alactilliery anil Nupidlea.
CAWHTON 4 CO. KNOINKS, HOIbKItS, MA
chinery.aupplles. tK Ml KiratBt., I'urtlanil, Or.
juita ruuuts, Fortlaud, Onsaov,
can aive you the best bargains In general
machinery, engines, boilers, tanks, pumps,
plows, belts and windmills. Tho new
steel IXIi windmill, sold by him, is un
equalled. ILL LLSt IAILS.
Lsjusri oyrup. 'J anus, Mood.
In time. Hold hy driimrl.ta.
Usa.'jsJ ,
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LdBes
Cllmata, looser? anil Nature's Baal
tarluin. Scenery, altltttde, sunshine an.falr,
constitute the motors; which are rapid
ly making Colorado the health and
pleasure grounds of the world.
Here the sun shines 867 days o( the
avnntKO year, and it blonds with the
crisp, electric mountain air to produce
a climate inatohltws in the known
world. No pen can portray, no brush
can picture the niajentio Kramlour ot
the scenery along the line of the Denver
& Iilo (jramle Kailroad in Colorado.
Parties, goliitf East should travel via
this line which is known all over the,
world as tho Seenlo Line of the world.
For any information roKnitlinu; ratee,
time tables, etc, oall on or aiblrtwa It.
C. Niohol, general agent, 851 Wash
ington street, Portland, Or., or any
agent of the U. It. & N. Co., or South
era Tactile Company.
Improved Train. Equipment,
The O. it. & N. and Oregon Short
Line have added a buffet, smoking and
library car to tliolr I'orilund-Cliioago
thtougb tiain, and a dining car servloe
has been iuaugiiarated. The train Is
equipped with the latest chair cars,
day conches and luxurious flisi-ohiss
and ordinary sleepers. Direct conuev
lion made at Granger with Union I'm
ciflu, and at Ogdun with ltio Urande
line, from all points in Oregon, Wash
ington and Idaho to all Easleiu cities.
For Information, rates, etc., call ou
any O. H. A N. agent, or address W.
II. Hurlburt, Ueuural PussLiiger Agent,
i'oilland.
The oyster crop of Chesapeake bay
diminishes tw.h year.
TO CURIS A COI.I IN ONE DAT
Take Laxative Promo Quinine TuMcU.
All druggists refund tho mouey if it
fails to care. K. W. drove's signature
is on each box. 25c.
The bloyclo workers and kindred
crafts of Munice, hid., have formed a
local organization of the trade.
Shecps horn is used tor horseshoes in
Icaland. Iu the valley of tho Upper
Ox us, Asia, the antler of deer are used
for the same purpose, the shoes being
fastened with pins of horn. Iu the
Soudan the horses wear socks made of
camel's skin.
A novel advertising scheme has been
devised by a firm in Ceylon to popular
ixe a certain brand of whiskey. An
aurouaut ascends in a balloon, and from
a great height drops sample bottles of
whiskey attached to miniature
para-
chutes.
Atchiton
Science, Wonderful,
Pales
TV "'' Woaeam's Salt. ' rf
t SMMiill tsai eras a? rrr rnr i-tss rr-v
Astonishing, Yet
True.
dlaeaaes: TtllEnM ATIMM, NKURALOr A.
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and Maglo Lantern flargaln Mat
no. 10 now reiiuy fnr mailing.
T. P. ANMtKWH, lt) Monigumery
Ht., Han Kranclaco.
25c
MT. ANGEL
25c
Benedictine Salve.
Experience of Mnny Years Clearly Item.
onatratea the Great KBleleney of
This I.liilment. I'oatpald,
lia m Box, Address
Benedictine Priory, Mt. Anel, Or.
Nxw ORi.stNS, I,a., Nov. , Mm.
Rov. rather Kneloaed find money order for
another box of your Halve. I find it very good
indeed, and try not to he without It.
1'AXltlCK OAKHY, bll Bolivar Bt.
. I5uiviM.g, Ky., Jan. is, lswi.
Rev. Fathers I rind your Halve to bo Die beat
Halve that I over naed.
HI. SCliKHVBRI, 712K, WalnutBt
SALT LAKE CITY.
An Important Fartnr In Transeontl
aoiitnl Travel,
No one crossing the continent can
afford to out Salt Lako City from his
route. The attractions of the place,
iuuluding the Mormon Jcmplu, Taber
nacle and Church institutions, the
Great Halt Lake deader and denser
than the Dead Sea in the Holy Land
the picturesque environment and the
warm sulphur and hot springs, aro
greater to the square yard than any lo
cality on tho American continent.
The Mo (Iriiudo Western Hallway,
connecting on the Fast with the Den
ver & Uio Grande and Colorado Mid
laud Hallways and on the West with
the Southern l'aoillo (Central Hon to)
and Oregon Short Lino, la tho only
transt'outtnntuiu Hue passing directly
through Salt Lako City. . The route
through Salt Lake City via the lilo
Grande Western Hallway la famous all
the year round. On account of the
equable climate of Utah and Colorado
it is just as popular lu winter as in
summer. Send 'Jo to J, D. Mansfield,
251) Washington St., Portland, or (loo.
W. llulnts, Acting General Passenger
Agent, Salt Luke City, for a copy of
"Salt Lake City tho City of the
Saints."
Aro V..u Uolii Knatt
itw If so, yeu should see that
IjlSftllrl 'our tic" roads via the
i "tifrij f'Akreat Hook Island route,
laojpSaJ and you will got the best.
Pullman palnoe sleeping cars, elegant
leolinlng ohalreais "free," and llbiary
buffet earl on all through trains. Ust
dining cat service in the world. Popu
lar personally conducted exclusions
once a week to all points Fast. Fot
full particulars call on or address any
ticket agent, or A. K. COOPElt,
O. A. V. D., C. K. I. A 1. Ky., Hi
Washington street, Portland, Or.
American commissioners for foreign
missions have expended tua,44U the
past year.
A funeral procession mile in
leugth, comprised of Ism to and their
occupants, was lately witnessed in
Shannon, Iruland. The deceased had
been a farmer in Athlouo, and his body
was convoyed by water to tho cemetery
at Clamnacnolnc, his friends and rela
tives following lu boats.
A despicable wretch, employed as
watchman in a Chicago livery stable,
cut off the tails of forty horses in one
night and sold tho hair tot fU.OO. Ity
this rascally deed the value ot the
horses was decreased $1,900.
vjone.
P.
Ity.
not I
a p
dor
be
"I ratrVr4 lb lortnraa of the
damned wlia protruding pilea brought on
bj ooaatl'tion with whkh I was offlieusl tor
iwen'v yuan. raa across your UAit -IUCT4
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Will give Immcdlaln relief almost In averr coae
It eilri,. If t.lf..,i r..u.,l-l ....1 ...H...I.....,.
a, . . ; ..i . ., .uuiuiHiu viiue
1 pur bottle at your druggitt's.
Yon Can't Kite i Mistake bj Taking the
For ft Is the favorite through Dinino Car
and Buffet-Library Car Lin East.
t .. .. ...... I'lineinars can on or sitareas
J. It. NAOKX, U. P. A. W. K. COMAN (I. A
t. O, TKURY, T. P. A.
124 Third Street, Portland. Ob.
SOI.B ACIKNCY
L af wo'hlngton
I 'Jl am Pumps
and Water
Meters.
Pumping Plant, 0
Any Capacity.
Tl TI'H a u
SO to 85 flrat Htreet, I'ort land, Ur.
Mscliliiery-All Kind..
UDIfS! Mon"dy Regulator CANNOT FAIT,
Ut"1"1 Bus free. Mrs. H. Huwa'n, Milwaukee,
.(IflSQOEJ
Jar at drassUtearaeiit hy mail. Tnatlso fm WrliS
teabeatyeiuoaae. BSIullli&BlUZtS
44 The Best is
Cheapest"
Wt ttm IhU from txperltnc In tvtry
dtpA'tmtnt of lift. Good clolhti rt most
ttnikttb! and Ti'fjtr tht longest. Good
food ghi$ tht btai nultntnt. Good
mtdicint, Hood" $ StMpirtfc, Is tin btst
nd chttptft, btctust It cunt, tbsoluttly
CURES, whtrt til others ftS.
3focd& SaUafxVdtla
For an hour a balky horse in Huston
delayed tralllo by holding up a lino of
thirty trolley cars, Miming paMir was
held under the animal's nose and vari
ous other means adopted to start the
refractory creaturo. At last, when the
contents ot a soda siphon were squirted
into his ear, he darliod oft at a two
mi uu to gait,
too ltKWAitn in oo.
The readers of tlila iispor will ho pleated to
Marii llml titers la at leant one drcsduil tliMiano
lliat mioiii'o lour Ih'kii nhlu lo euro In all Us
Stssim. and that laoalarrli. Itall'sCaturrh Cure
la lbs only poalllvo eiirn known to Ilia medical
(rsivrnlty. l alsrrh bolus a uotiatlluiloiial (lit.
no, requires a entKllluilonal triMtinrut,
Unit's Caiarrli Curs is taken Internally, amlng
dlreelly upon ibu blood and mucous itirfaces
ot Iho aynleiu, thereby denlroylng llm (omnia
tlon of Iho dliisun, and giving I lie patient
Btrensthby building tip lb conMllutiott and
aiwlttlng naiuru In lining ita work. I'lio pro.
irielr liavo au much IHlih In lis enraiive
powers, that lliey offer One Handled IMIsri
tor any dial II lalta touuro. btm.1 for liat
ol tcatltuuulala. Aiblre
V. J. I'll KNEV A CO., Toledo, O,
Bold hy druggists, 711.
Hall's Fauillynila areni beat
Street railway employes ot Chatta
nooga, Touu., roceu'ly formed a union,
and all were discharged in oouaoiiueune.
rtTO pVrnmneiiily t'nrr.t. No Ataor nnrvounheaa
III nn.Tllrnl iUr'a in, of Hr. Kllna'a limit
Nerro lu.ior.r. thwd n.r I IIKD am.oo iri-J
bottleaiHl lrtl. 11 I. 11. 11. JU.INU, W.hjJ
a rub si -eel, 1'liilwlelpbla. To.
Tho plumlatrs of Chattanooga, Term.,
have settled on a nine-hour day, with
$2.50 per day as a minimum wage.
Mrs, 3. Waiihburn, of Watertown,
Mass,, put some lime in a bottle to
alack it, and after pouring hot water
QHin it, tightly closed the bottle. In
a few minutes there whs a thundering
explosion, cutting her fuco with the
Hying glass and burning her eyes with
the limo water.
A fatal i.e. I Is pointed out to visitors
in an engine house in Macon, (ia. Four
men died soon after occupying it and
one ot its latest occupants declare that
the ghost ol one ot tho dead firemen
laid his toy hand upon him, and ho be
lieves that ho is soon to join him.
JOc.
25c 50c
DRUGGISTS
SHI
OUTER'S Bflfi
Used by tuilllniip,
Hiiro proof uf its ijniilily,
pa. itnrtMi nooK,
for Women"
lw (VtitAw.ln ftaUn,ftmTnnf.ot. Writs
ti(ttt f.-r thla IUm.Ii. m.iitAiiInr I'ttrtlnt.
iV Ura tuul TMUiiwjuiotij uf Lit. MAkrs.i..l
V French Femald Pills.
PrfllatMl h IhrmsMtnita at aatlarflnil lak,lleaa,.si
ssf '. wTPiiiiiii.ann wiirtoiiian riiJ.
w 4C. U itj mi dmgtf ist'flju m-t tj,t, iVniuu
fn t.uln ftlu., Wl.iu, ftnjTt.iit. IrUs tioidlinr.
dl).
liver rILLd
ONI FOR A DOSE. Cure "Irk llealanh
sod l)yanKila. Henmva Tlmuleeand Purify the
IlliHid, Aid lilgeailoiisndPrereut llllloiianeaa. Ita
notllrlnnorHlekvn. TMn,l,4 ,.., -i.
rumple free, or full lios tntlfa, lilt. IIONANKU
PP., PhlUili,., Priuaa. Hold hy Drugitlata,
V Rupture
tienien acien.
lllleally and
cotilldenti at.
ly. CrrnpdMM
Itlitilil.
0. H. WOODAhU CO., I0S Second SI., PorllanS,
YOUNG MEN!
la tliu ONLY nn-(H!iii(i whlrii will ur fsu h tvtxl wJ
orma. tl V.AHK kmiwu it tin ur fitll."! u ur, im
m fitter how (t.'Hfmii or of lnr lmn )iiiiltrifr. Uf-Mlf
frulll IU UsW Will tMtfitlllill yiill. It. Ill ftlMOilttl'ljr ia-f(
KrvwailU Mili'tiim, Ktul n (ir tnkttn vVltlinil. In (ton
lcnr nil lrlnuin from iruHioi M. TltU K Pr
ml Uy all n hsililti ilr.ittf.HU, ur nl imMil bj opftiiaa.
Ilitiljr wn.ppu.1, n n tut if priPti. hr
I'AIIUT f'HIatlltAI Vt nklM tIL
Circular mailed m rtHiuos.
lit CURE YOURSELF t
tlae Itlar 44 fur ttniiaftiraS
nlaeliBrifea.liiflttiiiiiiRiloiitt.
Ouar.ni.Ml tl Irrliatiolia or UleelatleuS
I T h 1 1 s Cm t M mil Oo. ut ur pulaimuua.
ajoia by Dranilate,
pr sunt In plain wrapp'f,
I' eapreaa, sraralii, fut
CllrouUr aunt en'raqiioal.
n. r. N, 0.
MO. T-'l.
WJ .Tr,"?T to lertlsors please
aoontloB thla paper.
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