?flfW JL JLJL.JLJJ VJLJLkJ JL , NO. 1. HT. HELENS, OUHOJON, FU1DAY, DECUM BU 21, 1807. VOL. XV. At 3 L NEWS OF THE WEEK NO MORE SEALSKINS. THE CHRISTMAS STOCKING. From all Parts of the New and Old World. BRIEF AND INTKItlWTISU ITEMS Cu.nrlnlY IUvlofT nf tlx Import ant I'anpimlng of thm Cur rent Wel. An effort l on foot to reduce tha production of cotton. Gold ha been discovered at Bkagway which ttnc ft to the pun. Mormon have scoured 8,000,000 ore ot lu ml in Mexico (or colony. John Ci-om, of Cove, Or., wiw arrest ed for having counterfeit money In liii possession. . 5 Bute 8)Mtr, who murdered hi wife nd two chlldreu fit Asehln, Mo., In 18U1, nd who wa recently arrested In Oregon, where he mirried again, wa entenoed in Hnrriaoiiville, Mo., to be bunge 1 on February 4. The Spanish government, it I again announced,! negotiating with the Arm itrongn, thi time for a cruiser of 4,800 tone, laid to be worth tilOO.OQl), built for Japan, but which Japan doe nut want. The veswd i said to be practically ready for . About 100 wholesale druggist from the cilice of the Contra! Went hold conference In Chicago for the purpose of considering the cut rate t which. drng and patent niodloine are twins old b the department etoree, a well ai by many retail druggist, and to take tepi to atop the practice ll poniinie, The Dlngley tariff law will not bo changed in any of Ita custom feature t the preaent elnn oi congress, a general understanding to tbl effect liaa been reached among the Republi can member of the way and meam committee, who feel that H la moat de airable to avoid what ia generally known aa tariff tinkering The aulKwntnittce of the aenate com mittee on Indian affair, appointed to consider the problems, presented In In dian territory have practically decided to recommend amendment, to tha prea ent law, providing for the apportion ment ot all the lauda held by the live riviliaed tribe among the member of these tribe, and alo an amendment tirnv idiiiu that all valid loam shall he Ixc.l bv the eovurnment of the United Slate, and the money paid on account of them covered into the trea nry of the United Hlatea for the bene fit of the various tribe a such. Wheat felt over 7 cent per bualicl In Chicago Monday. Hmiator White of California haa in traduced bill in congreaa to strengthen the eight-hour law a applicable to gov ernment work.. The controller of the currency haa de clared a dividend of 10 per cent in Tavor f ilcnoditora of the MomoW National bank, Motcow, Idaho. Judge Sanborn in the conrt of ap l at fit. Louis haa grauled a post ponement of the proposed aalo of the Kaiinaa acme lor no ui. One of the Interesting Home in the agricultural appropriation bill ia pro visiou for 110,000 for an agricultural txDof Intent station in Alaska. ? Brigadier-General Otia, atntionod at i,..,.r. has received telegram from Fort Duchesne atating that all the Ute Indiana have returned to tlieir rcorva- tion. A diapatoh from Havana state that ri. ...., ia 1uini hard unshed by a t..ili milmun under command of General Paudo, lit the province Puerto Principe. i.,rM O. Green, a carpenter of Mo. fulullv ahot hia wife and .nnmln,i Ida daughter, Mn. W. K, T.i..,l,,,an with a revolver. He then ......a.i ,) revolver unoii hiniHulf, but only innioicu i;m .......... Ti,a 'avrluiihural departuieiit lna .!, fnllowlmr: A apecial wheat In i Inxtltutod bv the depart t of agriculture Imliontea a crop of run nnn mm miHliida. These fliitirea ut ...i.'w 'tn aliirlit modification in th final report. executive and ludi clul appropriation bill, as reported to the liouae by ttie comniHicti ri"" prlationi, carries a totul of a 1,503,485, i...i..7Hn Hilt less than the forme LIII.- The number of sularies provided ... la 10.000. being IDS loss number provided for i; law. Hana Frohman, "curled" a pair of ,iht-pound dumb-bolla -14,000 tiincj 4 an hour ami a mimii" " ' . U'l.oi, lm bail fin i.i.i is ono curl In one hour and an minutes, it was proposud that Frolv .mn. hot he instated on continu ing, and executed the 14,000th curl I the time statuu. , ni. TTnMn.1 Rintiis simroine court has -uj,i a rl.w-is'um in tlie ease ol Thomas Brain, under sentence of death iiantta for murder comniltte at sea. He was accused of niurderin in mntn and CHPtaill k Wl of a vessel bound for South America. The opinion reversed the decision ol the court below on the ground that Mram'a testimony should not have been admitted. .... A Birmingham, Ala., dispatch suys The Tonnesseo Coal & Iron Kail road Conwanv and the Bloss Iron & Steel Company have shipped 5,000 tons of Alabama pig Iron to Pensaeohi, from vhenoe it will be forwurdod to Kobe and Yokohama, Japan. A trial ship ment of Alabama Iron made to Japan aoveral months hro gave such aatisfiw tion that extensive orders are result i. .. .I.:. .i,i,nntit Winn the Orst of a aeries. Japan heretofore was auppHed by European furnaces, bui bas superaeded these. . -.film mm OLD FATHER TIME RECEIVES THE NEW YEAR. Important Olnna in tha Hill That Hat Jil.t I'aa.od i,r, WaahltiKton, Dec. 81. It has been developeil that the bill relating to pe lagic scaling which lias ust, passed both branches of congress, and Is before the president, coiitalna a provision of far-reaching character whk-n na thus fur escaped attention. Thin is an abso lute prohibition of the bringing ol seal skins into the United Htates. Aa the United States is the largest maiket in tha world fur sealskin this complete stoppage of the trade in this country will be a severe measure against me British and Canadian industries which take and cure the skins and then dla- poae of them largely In tha United Hlnti-s. VVhnn tha bill was nroixaied it was generally supposed that ita only pur-' KhcIi mp,, ft thn( pnni. , bnndi pone was to prohibit American oitiaens l..iw murvpl.,u 1 HkiukIh III from carrying on pelagin sealing, ibis feature was the only one to attract at tention during the iliaotixsions. At the adoption of the bill, however, a section was diacoveril which was not resincicn to Americans, but applies to sealBkins lu general, "taken in the water men tioned in this act," which include the whole Pacific ocean. The provisions il as follows. Section 9. That the importation into the United States by any person what soever of fur sealnkln. taken in water mentioned in thia act, whether raw, dreaned, dyed or manufactured, ia hereby prohibited, and all such article imported after this act shall take effect shall not be erniittod to be exported, N . if siiontly lliflit I'm it. lug iniiwnK of lung dead iJuceiii' Imts, Willie th flrr-vlnd hii!e are ttttlntf In am! out among llitt toiulH-ra On 111 licnrthntone In mail riit-c. and I i nitirvei, lor in auem f,U V. lug S-'ir l cue dlmlr mt lh fUl-'CH llllll tlto BCPIIIH of wblcb I'ui dreHiu lug. 0 giil1n ChrlatuiHs duyii of yore! lu wet nmk'la tion 1 lived tlieir Joyt for dnyi, Imforo Tla-li' glorlou re-ill Kiitloit; . And on thn duwii - (if l hrUliiin mora Mj clillilli.h henri mis anockliif A wild tnttoo. Aa 'I would lin-k turougli. Aa I nohiiug uiy stocking. but shall be seized and destroyed by , the proper ofllcer of the United Htatea." 1 Those who are thoroughly familiar with the bill say thi provision is of far more Importance in it effect than ( the prohibition against pelagic sealing by American. I - " i RELIEF BILL SIGNED. A triniHiii'v straight from VVoitdprliiud. fe'or Hunttt (MaiiM lind lirouglit It. And at my i-rli-s Of glad urirlo Tlie otUris all i-m llwkln; To sliarw niy glt-e And vh-w wliu ma The routtiuts of the hu-i-kIiij. Vei .pfd-I U-ft n,h a-fll-loved seen In Northern alhU o rimui, And l.ii-re, 'mid PiimIuk iiim trees green I ui.iilc niyu-lf a lioiue. We numbered Hires And lillllie were we. At sdvei'Me fortune rnorklug. And lirUlinnmlilo lly our tlri-alde Found bung the buoy's storking. Ainu! within our lionie lo-nlnlit No wet young voice l ringing, And llir..iik'li Ita silent rooinn no light. Free, rhlldili sivp U uprlmrlug The wild wluda rnve O'er hahy's grnve Where plumy plnen ra ri-klng. Aud eronKi-d at rest On nmrlile breast The band that Oiled uiy stocking. With misty eyes hut sternly hand I raise my Ohrliduini ehallcei Ilere'a to (lie rhlldren of the land wo Hundred Thousand Dollars to Aid Mlarvlng Vukooers. Washiniiton. Dec Jl. Both house f Connies today passed the joint reso- utlon for the relief of minors In the Yukon valley, Alaska, and in a short me it had received the signature oi the president. The bill appropriate sou,uuu, to do ..uull iim i-i iliroctinn OI the aecre- :trv of war in the purchase fnr the relief of the people Icon country or other mtuing regions of ii.,.i ami for thn transportation and distribution of such supplies, provided that, U tlie consent ol the Canadian ..i.vernmunt be obtained, the secretary of war may extend the relief into Can- a,Il,.n terr uorv. The resoinuon iur- ibr nrovides that tlie auppliea may be a,, hi in tliat reuioit at such prices as y, may ho fixed by the secretary of war, or her own use, al (1oate.l to th.M. unable to pay fo, pockets; and I( hem. of thun tl the curren In eabln or In nulac: l Mny eaeb one bold The key of gold . lbs gntea of I,-p mil, ..-king, I And Imnda be found I The whole world round i To All the Chrlalnma alM-klng. Ladles' Home Journal. i, i v,lst. flM(rX, J , If T 1 yf vij t wv I I i44fl 1 W ""'" i - , 11 : lUKCLE JERRY'S 1 CHRISTMAS. the score- i 1 sy 1 v Ol supplie VkPs body ki in the Vu- Verb .. i VI tfrmfM know mm f -,.:t'-3.''- NCLE JjSIirtY I i-'oMter was too stin- ;,; ity to live, and every- new ft. Hut rvbody didn't JJ k n o w h o w piKir The secretary of war ia author- or a i., -.. il.n ITnlted States army in v " . " - , .i: must nnve carrying into vue u. j-v.. nirLhtr Aunt Betsey, his wife, had to manage nd contrive aud skimp to get along. She never had the handling of any money. Even the butter and egg mon- thSt most every farmer's wife hns for II went into Lnele Jerrys she wanted a new gown bonnet or a pair o shoes 1 hndn t orter say if she wnuted 'em, but If she mast have em, and there wa n t no possl- any rate, all to once she give out and had to go ter bed. The next roornin' she couldn't get up, but Uncle Jerry didn't think niueli about it, s'posed she'd be up blmeby; but when he come in to dinner, there lay his wife jest the same, as if shi hadn't no thoughts o' gettin' up. lie didn't know what under the sun to do, hut he knew he must do somethlu', so he het a brick and put to her feet, and was jest milking a mustard plaster to put on her somewhere when Mis Hop kins happened in. She see how it was with Aunt Betsey In a minute. She's awful cute about some i.i... Mi.' ii,.wi ia. and she ain't nf m id o' no man livill . "Uncle Jerry," snys she, matter of fact ns von ulease. "your wife's a very sick tr.tntnn nttn he's mill' to die right off, I'm afraid, 'less we hyper ""'"d and do i,m.thiii'. and do it ouick. But fust I'd better step over V fetch the doctor." Uncle Jerrv was wonderful took down, All of n uiiiiilen he realised that his wife wss iiivaloooblc to him; he felt that he f,xr him to akin out o' icet- the act, to iinixtrt reindeer and driver tlu. .cm.thPU i;uoie Jerry would go to for the trnns)urtation of auppliea, and e ttoIit wjtb. i,Pr nmi buy 'em and pay to adopt such other provision " for em, jest as n sue wai aura or m onicticablo. The secretary ia directed, ijtot, and Incapable o' dewUi' business on i.,n tlie wora smut u' beon com- idetod, to Dull tlie rein.leer or lurn ihotu over to ine creiurjr u mo ....v..- in-lils discretion, anl to uibko a detailed reportno oongree at ine no ginning of the next session of such dis bursement mauo anu ran plisbed under the act. A. North western Wreelt. Vail. Ia.. Dec. 21. The overland n.niid nn tlie Chicaco & Northwest ern which left Chicago lust night, ran come along towards Christmas he got a into an own switch near here at 6 brau'-ucw crochet fer savin' into his bead her own hook. If Aunt Betsey hadn't had the best dis Dositlon lu the world, she wouldn't stood It all them years. As it was, it wore on her, and told on her fearful. Though Uncle Jerry was one o' the richest men in town, she might 'a' beeu the .wife o' the poorest and miser'blcat, so fur's auy out ward Indication was consariied or in ward Indications, cither for she was al wers half starved, and wa'nt nothin' but skin and hones, as you might say. L'ncle Jerry grew wuas V wuss, and ..'..lock this morning. The mail-caton, it aeems, flew out ol tne man com:.., which was next to the engine. The catch struck the switch lever, broae it off and opened the awitch. The train was going at tha tate oi no nums hour. The engine ami man r - ...in.l on the track, but me duuo ....r two slecner and two coaches aero Christmas business ' i i.. ,.u,l on the nrairie. Rectus if it must be a , i,,.., ......... - Everybody on nonra whs suuuwi consi.lerably, and many were scratched and bruised, but no persou was killed or apparently seriously injured. A wrecking train was sent to the wreck, and within a abort time the passenger wore on their way to OmBlia. ltaport Maine Indians. Denver, Dew. 81 D. C. Beaman, Josiah Walbrldgo and Charles E. No ble, the commission appointed by Uov ernor Adams to investigate tlie recent Indian troubles in the vicinity of Lily Par, filed their report with the gov ernor this afternoon. The report i an .nnui Ais vim icaiion oi It was at family devotion one iiiormn , Jest before the readin', that he divulgated It to his wife. He finds the place in Ne hemiar he alwers rend tlie long chapters lu fall and winter and puts his thura' in to keep It, then, drawin' on a long face, he look at Aunt Betsey over his spe'ta cles, and says he: . "Wife, I are of a notion mat mis ere Is all roousnness: sin in the sight o' the Lord to eat so much one day in the year. I don't believe it's necessary to make pigs V gluttons of ourselves In order to have thsnkful hearts; and if we go to meetin", and so on, wny ain't mm enough? I reckon we'll sell the turkey this year r.nd have our usual dinner, long's there ain't no children comiu' home, nor nothin'." Aunt Betsey set there with her hands In her hip, not exactly thiiikln', but kinder worderin' and grieviu. And when they kneeled down to pray she kept on wonder In' more'n ever. She wondered what she had to be thankful for, anyway. "Now, If Ellen could come home!" Ellen was their daughter, all the child they had In Uic world, and she lived so far away .. .ho ponldn't afford to come home VNCI.K JERRV BBT PA1.K AS A STATU u litinMt mmo warden, aud show that the In- B(, brin( ,he children-bein' she was a diaii were alone responsible for the w,uder and poor-but, oh, how her mother bloody conflict in Routt county last ol(1 wnnt Bee hcrl "What d,d she cure llitll in which .evera. of their num-, . . . yes, lite niomy uuki)- . M - l';'-,-,i Ul A Iloaton Kuinor. Boston, Doe. 81. A prominent Ger-niaii-Ainerioaii merchant of tin aity haa reoeiveil a (irivate cipher cable from German capitalists advising him to sell out all hi holdings in Boston Immediately. It ia rumored that the niblo dinolosed a startling coup planned by Germany, and exposed the seoret ., ,,f the. mVNterioua German nroi.ii'wov.1 - - . . floet. According to tne aispuicu, ... fleet 1b really being aent to threaton the United Htates. and secure absolute supremacy of the I'aoiflo by seizure of Hawaii and Samoa. Borne, Deo, . i -1. . in llalr. .,....,--- - - ., WIIWAH. n, nrt lOUIlKB "YOUR WlfB a ." . ov"" . ,. ire felt l .m l..a,1,t twolVO SUUOimn .it this morning. In central Italy the walls of houses split, many ohimmn fell, bells rang and a panic prevailed among the inhabitants. New YorkTlOoo! --whlle MrB; Margaret Hpencor was cooking on an oil atove tonight, her pet dog upset he J" a T,d,,ion followed, and the BlU VP ' . , woman wa o badly Dumeu died. the bank; she didn't care" - bo ne thought on aud on, not hardly sensin the prayer a mite . . Isne went oui .o no i feellu' all broke up. She didu t know that why she should be, 'less slie'd beeu klud L...tiv h.mln' to have Ellen aud the .kiihi Christmas was more than she could bear. There wa'n't nothin' to her, mlirht snv. and this was : ..... i..o. .trnnr on -he camel s oaca. gJ IU ... -v.-.. could not get along without her, nohow. He was as anxious to have the doctor as Mis' Hopkins was, and told her to hurry aiui hrttif, him. So she went he lived uear by and she says to him: "Doctor Cross, now Is your chance to do a deed o' humanity, and put a spoke In Uncle Jerry Foster s wneei tor an time! If he's got any heart and feelln's you must find 'em and work on to 'em for his wife sake, 't woum oe cruei iu bring her back to life, Mess you can do somethin' to make that life endoorable. Don't. I beg on ye, raise her up to live on In the same old skimpy miserable way! Better let her die and done with it." They discussed and cousioerea over me matter for a few minutes, tnen went to gether to the house. ' They fonnd Aunt itewey niym jmi u.e . . . j :.. .rv. ., .... same only sne stoiuieu mj iu . mv examined her and diaggernosed her case as well as he could, then he motioned Un cle Jerry out into the other room and shet the door behind him. It seems the doctor took him awful solium and In dead earnest, and says he, to begin with: v "Uncle Jerry, do you set high vally on your wife's life?" "Inch valiy on my nueo met. TJiisJe Jerrv, red In the face. "Of course I ,w- What vou talkin' about?" I was here when yon retcneti ner nome a bride. 1 remember Hot Handsome sne was; plump as a pa truige, rresn as a (lower, and as laughln' and ehipiwr a girl i 'hnni over see. Changwt, terribly phana-Ml. ain't she?" turnin' to Uncle Jer- rv and fwlin' in his pocket fer his hnn k'chif to wipe away the tears. it aoes bent all how she s changed," Bays ne. "Changed!" says Uncle jerry, ll ot a fluster, "of course she's changed! Why, we've been married goin' on 25 year! Vou eau't expect a woman to stay 18 all her life!" "I know that farmer' wives grow old nretty fast as a glneral thing; break down young, don't they? But Uncle Jerry ' sonarin' round on him suddenly and look In' him In the eye, "I want to ask you to compare your wife's looks with the looks of other women of her age in town, no handsomer, no healthier than what she wao when you married her, and tell me it you think there a difference. Now, they're different from your wife, and why? I ask you fair and candid, why shouldn't she look as happy, be as happy and nmke as good a 'pearance every way a them women? And why 1 It that she haa took to her bed in tlie prime o' life and don't wanter live no longer I r or i find that's about the way it Is witn ner. When Uncle Jerry came back ne went np to the bed and sat oown u wife and looked at her. She was asleep, and Mis' Hopkins thought he must a realized how pitiful she looked for sne seen him draw his hand acrost his eyes two or three times on the sly. Bimeby he got up and went out to ons Hopkins, and, says he: "What was the doctor's orders? What can I do to help ye?" "He ordered nourishin' food, ana wine, and so on." she says, "and I guess the fust thing you may kill a chicken, if you're minter, and git it ready fer the broth: then go over to Jim Jackson s ana buy a quart or so of that oldest grape H.,o n' iiia'n Shu'll he awake by the time von cet hnekwith it. I guess." Tlnnlo Jerrv didn't so much as wink at mention of the chicken, but when she spoke o' the wine so offhand and matter o' eonrse he drawed in his breath once or twice kinder soasmodicky, but he never iinened hifl head. When the broth was ready Uncle Jer rv aaked if he might take it in; so Mis Hopkins filled one of the chiny bowls that was Aunt Betsey's mar's and set it in a plate with a cracker or two, and he took 'pm ainna. The broth was good and strong, and when Aunt Betsey tasted on't she looked at her husband real kinder scairt, anu BftVS fillGI "Whww. did this 'ore come from?" And he 'angbed and says: "It's made out o' one of our best riymouth Bocks la it irnod?" A wonderfn', quiverin smile hovered for a minute on to her poor face; she didn't know whai to make on't. But when he lugged in the jug o' wine and poured out a hull half a tumbler full aud handed it to ber, her eyes fairly ftuck out of her head with astonishment. "Drink it; it'll do you good," says he. "It'B Jim Jackson's oldest grape wine you've heard tell on." "Why why, husband!" she whispered, "didn't it cost an awful sight o' money?" "Only J3 a gallon," he answered, tryiu' to smile, but lookin' rather ghastly. She sipped it slow, eyein' him over the top o' th tumbler as she done so; but pretty soon she set it down and spoke again, awful meachin'. and 'pealiu', her lips tremblin' as if she was going to cry. "I'm sorry to pnt you to so inucn ex pense, huaoand. i m nuuu-i ui airuiu it aiu't wuth while!' He got up and blowed his nose with all his might and main. I want you to get wen, Betsey. I want rnn to iret well!" he mannged to say. The strangest expression come into ner fare vou ever see in any creature s. tnen, as if struck by somethin' in his looks, she seemed to get a dim idee that he was dif ferent, and she tried to make out now was, but couldn't, and, bein' too tired and weak to think much, she jest shet her eyes and give it all up. That night Uncle Jerry harnessea tne old mare and went over and got Mary Buell to came V stay with 'em a spell. Mary's an excellent good hand in eases o' sickness, and bein' an old maid, she's always ready to go and dew fer the neigh bors. She's a prime nuss and housekeep er, and he'B good company, too jest the kind o person to cheer Aunt uetsey up. you know. Wall, it come along the day firfifel IM TROOPF-O A PARCEL O' CHlI.PBF.y. 'fore Christmas, and Aunt Betsey iy back in her easy chair in the cheerful Bit tin' room. A pitcher full of late fall flow ers stood on the mantelshelf; a crackhn' fire was burnin' in the open tkeplaee, and the old tabby cat lay before it on the rug, purrin' for all she was wuth- perfect The door was open Into the kitchen, and she could see Mary steppin' round about her work, gettin' ready for to-morrer. eh. .,,M nell the stutHn' for the turkey, and the plum puddin' bakin' in the oven. She knew there was a hull shelf full o pies lu the pautry-she see 'em yesterday n J v m i nr. SIX nunkin, three npple an th. i-nmbYv tart. She thought it was too many to make at once; and seemed . c 81n aiched and lnid her head .;.k" th old look on her face. She .i,i.,tin' nf Ellen and the children. She sat there, blamin' herself and think in' what a poor, weak kind of a mother Bhe was, till the tears rolled down her cheeks. Then, all at once, she neara mi tat rif. The stage had stopped, and there wiu. the sound o' voices talkin' and laughiu , and of feet hnrryin' up the steps. Then the door opened-no, It was burst open and in trooped a parcel o' children, and behind 'em, not fur behind, with her hands stretched out and the happy tears stream in' down her pretty facie, come her daugh ter Ellen! &WkJg o)iD Ibe Christmas bolty oucrall tfedoors caer Jouc aTid Kindw ss f uf r wre oe can . . Calory bf tooi fo. Ijgb- ftacnrf good wl toward Man? .' r ti s M f ti . ... A WW How them two Kissed and clung to one V other, till the children got out o' pa tience and wouldn't wait no longer for their turn! Then Uncle Jerry came to th resky and says, betwixt laughin' and cry in': "There, there, children! I guess that'll dew! It's my turn now," and he took her to the lounge whe-e she could lay and rest and still be with 'em all. She pulled him down to her and kissed him and whispered: "Oh, husband, how good you be! You've made me the happiest woman in the world!" Uncle Jerry got away as quick as he could, and went out to the barn and set down on the hay cutter and laughed and wiped his eyes till he was some calmer. Then he fell on his knees and thanked God reverently for showin' him before he died what true happiness wus, and how to get it for himself by bestowin" it on others. New York Tribune. Another Year Ia Dawning. Another year Is dawning! Dear Master, let It be. In working or In waiting. Another year with The, Another year la leaning. Upon Thy loving breast - , O. ever-deepening trustfulness, . Of quiet, happy rest. Another year of mercies. Of faithfulness and grace; Another year of gladness. In the shining of Thy face. Another year of progress. Another year of praise; Another year of proving Thy presence all the day Another year of service, Of witness for Thy love; Another year of training . For boiler works above. Another year Is dawning! Dear Master, let It be On heavot. or else In heaven. Another year for Thee. Don'ta About Gifts. Don't above all things ask the give: whether you may exchange her gift. Don't forget that it is the inward spirit that makes the real value of the offering. Don't express dissatisfaction with a gift, no matter how great your disappoint ment. Don't above all things be guilty of mak ing a list of articles you desire. This is a species of polite blackmail. Don't, even in yonr Innermost self, spec ulate as to whether your gift will bring a return, and above all a return in mone tary value. Don't forget that the chief charm of a , gift is essentially the surprise., uon i, therefore, barter with a friend as to re ciprocal gifts. . Don't, if you have neglected to remem- ber a friend, wound her pride by sending New Year's gift in exchange for net Christmas present. The motive is too apparent Don't aire gifta because you feel com pelled to do so from a sense of social obli gation. There are other ways to acknowl edge indebtedness than by making the holiest of holidays a matter of trade and barter. .- Don't consider the intrinsic value of a gift when you are the recipient. And when you are the giver let tue gin costly as thy purse can buy don't be skimpy ! Another Altered Wtlt. , Little Alice Mamma says she ain't go ing to give you anything for Christmas this year. Papa's Maiden Sister-Oh, she isn't, eh? Why not? lxttle Alice- iau.-s the present she give you ra yenr w, worth twice as much ae what you give us. WH1 Receive Calls. "Do you expect to receive calls on New Year' day?" asked Willie Hicollnr. yes" answered Mamie Hollerton; "I'll have to. The telephone exchange where I work wouldn't give me the day off. Isn't it mean?" Washington Star. , A Clincher. Mrs. Cobwigger You are to ask only one more question the whole evening. Freddie Then, ma, if Santa Claus really brings the presents why am I not to look out of the window if an express wagon drive up to the door? Judge. A Definition of t'hHwtnms. Sunday School Teacher-Johnny, what does Christmas mean? Johnny Aly pii says Christmas mean s-wapiiintj a hit i thlugs you cau't afford tut a lot a' thiuuil you don't waut. Life. ,