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C0ZAnTEI.Y PUCE
THt LAND OF "PRETTY 800N."
I know of land where the streets are paved
With the thing whloh ra meant to achieve.
It la walled with tbe money wa meant to have
r. eaved
And the nlraanrei for whloh wa grieve.
The kind wonle unspoken, the promtaoe broken
And many a coveted boon
Are atuwvd away there In that land tatne-
where
, The land of "Pretty Boon,"
There are uncut jewels of poaelbla fame
Lying a boat In the dart,
And many a noble and lofty aim
lluv.-tvd with mold and nut.
And. oh, thta placw, while It aeeraa as M
In farther ewiiv than the moon.
Tboaiih onr purpuee la fair, yet wa oarer got
there
The land of "Pretty Boon."
The mad that lead to that myitis land
! etmwn with pitiful wreoka.
And the ahipa that have aalled for Ita ahlntnf
atranu
Bear ekvk'tnna on their decks.
It ta fan her at noon than It waa at dawn,
And farther at night than at noon.
Oh. U-t an beware of that land down there
The lunil of "Pretty Soon. "
Ella Whee.er Wtloox In Cincinnati Ommer-
BliUIN JONES.
"Captain, who wm the best soldier
you ever knew F"
This question wm propounded recent
ly to Captain BronauRh, the present
oral oil inspector of St Louis and a man
who has seen enough of war to make
his judgment in regard toaoldiera worth
something
"Well, I hardly know," wm there
ply, "bnt I can tell yon very easily who
wm the best fighter 1 ever knew.
"What's the difference?"
"There's a great deal of difference.
To be a good soldier one most have
courage, patience and endurance, disci
pline und a grea many other things. To
be a good fighter one only needs to have
plenty of the devil in him. I can t say
in regard to the best soldier, bnt the
best fighter I ever knew was undoubted
ly a man named Jones. I have no idea
what his first name really was, bnt our
men all called him Brain, for reasons
that 1 think yon can guess when you
hear the story. He wm a member of my
company, bnt I have no recollection of
- how or when be Joined ns. The first
day I remember ever to have seen him
wm the 15th of August. 1863, Just the
day before the awful fight at Lone
Jack. "
It seems that on that date all the com
panies in Lewis' regiment were reor
ganized, and that the voting for officers
wm all done by ballot w hen it came
to Bronangh's company, every vote read
wm cast fur him for captain, except the
last one. To the surprise of every one,
the last vote wm called out in stentorian
tones:
' "The devil!"
At the announcement of this unex
pneted vote the men stared around at
each other in amazement
"Say," remarked the wit of the com
pany at last, "that fellow onght to have
better manners than vote for himself.
In the laugh that followed all the
company joined, except Jones. He stood
stiff m a ramrod, with a countenance
like that of Mephistopheles, until the
laugh had subsided, and then he re
marked:
" He voted for a blamed sight better
man than Bronangh, anyway.
1 think that the reader will concede
that when the captain compliments Mr.
Jones' fighting qualities it is not be
cause of any special personal friendship
for him. He was a man of about 80 years
of age, below medium height, slender,
.. clean shaven, dark coniploxion, and was
very mnch like a hawk in the keenness
of bis eyes, the curvature of his nose.
the mnsicahiess of his voice and the
general amiability of his disposition.
The captain sums up the case by saying :
"He wm soared on the world and all
the rest of mankind. "
He wm never known to agree with
. anybody on any subject that could be
mentioned. The nearest he ever came to
it wm one day in camp, when the sol
diers happened to be discussing the char
acter of Abraham Lincoln, and one of
them forcibly expressed the opinion that
he was the greatest scoundrel that ever
lived. -
"Yes I" exclaimed Jones, with a pro
fusion of land language. "There's only
. one more contemptible hound in the
universe than Lincoln."
"Who's bef" -"Jeff
Davis." be replied, with all the
withering contempt he could crowd into
the words Front this speech it may be
imagined that while Air. Jones hated
the Union he did not adore the Confed
eracy The boys in camp suggested that
be wore the gray merely because he had
more men to shoot at than if he wore
the blue There wm no duty too hard
for him, no uight too cold or rainy for
him to Htand guard, no fight too danger
on for bini. provided only be waa al
lowed to have bis fill of profanity and
abune for the world in general. Once
when it wm hinted that the artillery
wa not strong enough to dislodge a cer
tain buttery belonging to the enemy,
tome one suggested :
"Put old Jones np In front and let
him curs at 'em. If that don't clean 'em
out, there's no nse to try bombshells. "
He would not only curse the Federals,
but the Confederates also, the officers u
well m the men. Several times he was
: known to knock his messmate down with
the flat side of a spade, and then if he
wm so inconsiderate as to remonstrate
- to threaten him with the edge. Owing
to such traits in him m these, the men
gradually grew unwilling to eat with
hint, so that for moutlis he wm a veri
table hermit, thongh surrounded by men.
Mo one spoke to him or had anything of
any kind to do with him when it oonld
in any way be avoided, and this seemed
to be exactly what he wanted.. About
this time he wm nicknamed "Bruin,"
not ouly ou account of his bear like tem
per, bnt also because the solitary figure,
squatting about by his campfiro, eating
his own food and holding converse with
no one wm very much like; that of a
'1 .bear caged by itself to prevent it from
injuring anything.
lit this way things worked tolerably
smoothly for awhile, bat before long
Captain Brouaugh and his men decided
that if it oonld be done they would like
very much to get Bruin transferred to
some other company. There were just
two difficulties in the way of this. In
the first place, no captain who knew
him very well would consent to take
him, and, in the second place, if Brain
knew that Bronangh and hia men did
not want him he would Insist most
strenuously on staying. Both these diffi
culties were circumvented by little
strategy. In the company of Captain
Boles there wm a man named Eph Goff, j
a Hsury county man, a brave soldier j
and an ardent friend of Brouaugh. He :
is at present living on his farm near
Clinton and is said to be as rollicksome
and m fond of his Joke now m he was
then. One day Bronangh approached ,
Bolos, explained the situation and asked
that Ooff be transferred to his company.
"All right," said Captain Boles.
"Who can you give me in his place?" "
"Well I've got man named Jones
yon can have. "
"Is he a good soldier?"
"The beet fighter I ever saw. "
"Done," said Captain Boles, and that
part of the matter wm settled. The only
thing now remaining was to get Brain's
consent to be transferred, and this wm
done in the following manner:
Mr. Jones," said Captain Bronangh
one day, "1 understand yon are trying
to get out of my company and into Cap
tain Boles'. I want yon to understand.
sir, that I don't propose to permit yon to
do anything of the kind. If any officer
has got to be losing his men for every
little fool reason that may come up.
there 'd Just m well not be any officer at
all."
Bruin looked a little dazed at this
statement of the case, and then remark
ed that he'd be dash blank dashed if he
would stay in any such double dashed
company any more just see if he would I
In this manner his consent wm won, and
the next day he applied to Captain Boles
far a transfer. The application should
have been sent to certain superior officers,
bnt Captain Bronangh was unwilling for i
this to be done, for fear he might lose !
his trade.
"No nse to bother Colonel Lewis about
a little thing like that." he said to
Boles. "Just let's wait till the thing
hM about had time to go through the
rounds and then Just swap the men onr-
elves."
Accordingly, some two weeks later,
Brain wm informed that his transfer
had been granted, the two captains ex
changed the names and the trade was
settled. '
The next time the two captains met
m several months later in Bonier par
ish, Louisiana, and shall I confess it
at a dance. If this statement should
meet the eyes of any of his church offi
cials, they are respectfully requested not
to turn him out on account of it The
offense wm committed over SO years
ago, and I do not really think he makes
a practice of dancing today. However,
he and Boles were both on the floor and
dancing, when the latter exclaimed :
Say, Bronangh, I ve got a crow to
pick with yon." 1
What is it?" : I
Ton remember that fellow Jones
yon traded off on me? What did yon
mean by telling me he wm a good sol
dier?"
I never said it. Boles. I said he wm
the best fighter I ever saw. " )
"Oh, that wm it, wm it? I believe
yon were right about it too. He's whip
ped every private in my company al
ready, and they say he is going to begin
on the officers next There's no discount
on his being a fighter. " I
The last tune Captain Bronangh ever
saw Brain wm in the hospital at Mem- 1
phis. The first face he noticed when be
entered the ward wm his, and it wm
pale and still as death. Hoping to be of
some service to one of his former men,
the captain stood at the bedside for a
moment Jnst then the closed eyes open
ed, the face lighted up with its old ex
pression, and in the half stifled accents
of death the old stream of profanity be
gan to flow. Brain wm Bruin to the
last
Hundreds of old Confederate soldiers
in Missouri will recall poor Bruin with
a glimmer about the eyes that is half a
smile and half a tear. Nobody knows
what his first name really wm ; nobody
ever knew where he came from. It used
to be asserted that he was from Arkan
sas, bnt perhaps this wm merely from a
humorous desire to lower the reputation
of that state.
vwo Rkjaaaa,
Sir William Drnmmond, finding hint'
elf one evening outside a tavern per
haps the historio Mermaid peeped in
to see if by any chance a "wit combat, '
m Fuller has it, was in progress One
of the company spied him and dragged
him into the room, where he found ui
tomblcd round the table Ben Jouaou,
Michael Drayton, Sir Robert Kerr and
Sir William Alexander. In snch excel
lent company he passed several honm,
and when the time came to pay the reck'
oning the company fell to rhyming
about it Of all the rhymes the follow'
ing by Sir William Dramtnond wm vot
ed the beet:
L Bopeep,
Haw you four sheep.
And each of you hia doeee.
The reckontnr I Ova ahllllngi
If each of yon lie willing,
It's (trtora pence apleoa.
More than 100 years afterward Allan
Cunningham tells this story of Robert
Barns. Strolling one day in Cumber
land, the poet lost his frieuds, and think
ing to find them at a certain tavern he
popped his head in at the door. Seeing
no one there but three strangers, he
apologized and wm about to retire when
one of the strangers called out, "Come
in, Johnny Peep. " This invitation the
convivial poet readily accepted and
spent a very pleasant time with his
newly found companions. As the con
versation began to flag it was proposed
that each should write a verse and plaoe
it together with two and six under the
candlestick, the best poet to take the
half crowns, while the unsuccessful
rhymers were to settle the bill among
them. According to Cunningham, Barns
obtained the stakes by writing:
Here am 1, Johnny Peep;
, I aaw three sheep.
And thean throe sheep saw ma.
Half a crown apiece
Will pay for their floeo.
And ao Johnny Peep goes free.
London Standard.
What Makes a Good New Reporter.
One of the beet reporters I ever knew
wm a man who oonld not spell four
words correctly to save his lifo, and his
verb did not always agree with the sub
ject in person and number, but he al
ways got the fact so exactly, and he saw
the picturesque, the interesting and im
portant aspect of it so vividly that it
wm worth another man's while, who
possessed tne Knowledge or grammar
and spelling, to go over the report and
write it out Now, that wm a man who
had genius. He had a talent the most
indnbitable.and he got handsomely paid,
in spite of his lock of grammar, because,
after his work had been done over by a
scholar, it waa really beautiful
But any man who is sincere and ear
nest, and not always thinking about
himself, can learn to be a good reporter.
He can learn to ascertain the truth. He
can acquire the habit of seeing. When
he looks at a fire, what is the most im
j portant thing about that fire? Here, let
j us say, are five houses burning. Which
, is the greatest? Whose store is that
i which is burning, and who hM met
I uu un greatest lossr riafl any inaivia
j ual perished in the conflagration? Are
there any very interesting circumstances
about the fire? How did it occur? Was
it like Chicago, where a cow kicked over
spirit lamp and burned np the city?
au tnese tnings the reporter hM
Judge about Ho is the eye of the paper,
and he is there to see which is the vital
fact in the story and to produce it, tell
it, write it out Charles A. Dana
McClnre's Magazine.
ABOUT SHIPS' BELLS.
A LANGUAGE MORE EXTENSIVE THAN
, LANDSMEN SUPPOSE.
la Addition to Anaounclug the Time the
Bella Arc Vied for Maklnft Certain Rift.
nala Formality on Hoard a Naval Tec
eel at Kujhl Italia.
in
possessed ft
Profeaaor Loomla Good Shot.
The Hon. F. D. Allen
unique souvenir of his college days at
Yale of which he is Justly proud, and
which he treasures very carefully. It is
only a plain bit of cardboard with a hole
in the center, but it has a history, for it
is a memorial of the expert marksman
ship of Professor Loomis, the famous
mathematician.
One day in the classroom Professor
Loomis, in illustrating the principle of
the air gun, shot at the card as a target
across the room. The old gentleman wm
a bit proud of his skill and the boys
Knew it were he ever to miss his aim.
they would be extremely delighted, and
on this occasion they thought they had
caught him at last, for the second time
be shot at the card it wm apparent that
no other hole had been made in it The
class had of coarse assumed that the card
had not been hit and laughed mirthfully
at tne professor. Bnt the latter auiet
ly picked np the little target and called
attention to the fact that the original
perforation wm now enlarged, the sec
ond missile having struck the edge of
tne bole first mada
There wm never any doubt after that
about Professor Loomis being a crack
shot, and Frank Allen esteemed himself
lucky in securing the card. That was
over 20 years ago, and he hM the card
yet Boston Record.
Covers For Dainty Book,
Useful as well as ornamental covers
No one knows who bis ! for bo1? A magazines may be made
people were or what his past history
was. Let as hope, though, that he who
knows all about him saw something in
his early life that oonld account for the
hardness of heart of this Timon of
Athens of the Confederacy and made
some allowance accordingly. P. W.
Horn in St Louis Republic.
oat of linen, silk or brocade, and subse
quently decorated, writes Florence Bar
rett in The Ladies' Home Journal.
How to protect the lovely covers of an
edition de Inxe while we read and enjoy
the book is answered by these temporary
covers, for Oeorge Eliot s " Romolo"
bound in white and gold, make one of
scarlet moire, with the name "Romolo, "
Popularity of the Bicycle. sua tne design on tne cover repeated in
c, .tofi.,1. am M Kola inreaa. tor crowning nouna in
the bicycle business in this country may t wh,te 81,(1 stamPed with weet I", an
be gained from the fact that whereM ' PPopriate cover would be gray moire,
the total number of bicycle manufacto- i ? wlcb u embroidered a branch of ap
ries in the United State wm bnt six in Plo blossoins with a tiny brown thrush
1885, with an output of only 11,000 on Oie branch. For the pts a line from
wheels, and in 1890 bnt 17. with an ks-from Longfellow, for in-
output of 40,000, at the present time BtaD06:
thero are 126 factories, which will make ! wlnd nd pa-loas
an aggregate of nearly or quite half a
million machines this year. The in
crease in the last five years has been
nothing short of marvelous, and it Is
probable that the next five years will
see a very great advance upon the pres
ent product of these fast multiplying
concerns. And now that bicycling is be
coming so mnch more general than hith
erto there is added reason why we
should improve our country roads. If
wooer.
Klatea the blnablng leal '
For Hood:
Bonghf are dally rifled
By the gnety thieves.
And the book of nature .
Oetteth abort of leaves. ,
For Scott:
I cannot tell how the truth may be.
I aay the tnle w 'twee wld fri ma.
Jink Joka.
Jinks Today I pleased a pretty worn-
road reform wm necessary five years , an Dy telling her that certain red
ago, it is far more necessary and desira
ble now. Providence Journal.
Cash ley,
Why do
, Ann-Una; For Him.
Johnny Smart I say, Mr.
are you a fish?
Mr. Caahley No, Johnny.
yon Mk? "
Johnny Smart Oh, nothin. Only I
heard sister tell mommer that she in
tended to land yon the next time yon
called. Philadelphia Inquirer.
faced, snub nosed, baldheaded mortal
looked like her. .
Winks Get out 1 . ,
Jinks The red faced, snub nosed,
baldheaded mortal was her first baby.
New York Weekly.
J. Malcolm Forbes is happy. : Nancy
Hanks, the ex-queen, is at last sorely
with foal by Arion, and if the produce
be a filly he hM already announced his
intention of breeding it to Bingen.
Horse man.
The language of a ship's bell, to fid
nlficant to a sailor man, it fall of myt
tery for the averngo landlubber, and
most of the visitors to t warship leave
the ship as ignorant of the meaning of
the bell signals m when tlioy went
board.
Commander Rockwell, TJ. S. N., hM
given tome Information ou the tnbjoct
which will be interesting to the thou
sands who have visited Uuolo Sam's
ships. ...
As bunting is the medium through
which a ship ordinarily commnuioates
with the outside world," he says, "so
the bell is that through which she ad
dresses herself to those aboard, and
which in all the navies of the world
rings forth the hours, summons to wor
ship and peals tho danger signals.
"Every landsman has probably learn
ed and forgotten the motlxxt of striking
the hour aboard ship, but the dnlksl
may make sure of this knowledge fur
tbe rest of bis life by Betting two or
three things clear in his head. The
nautical day brgius and ends at noon,
when eight bolls is struck. Tbe bell is
struck half hunrly day and night, one
stroke beiDg added for every half hour.
uutil eight is reached, when the count
begins again at one bell
"Thus the hours aro ludic.irod In every
navy of tbe civilized world, except the
British. Here there is a curious devia
tion from tbe ordinary naval method of
indicating the hour.
"In the matter of the bell there is in
the United States navy a routine long es
tablished by precedent. The bell. uu-
lly a small affair, of rather high, light
tone, hangs either Just forward or iuet
baft of the forennibt. on or nnder the
forecastle, Tbe captain's orderly keeps
the time a:id reports to tho officer of the
deck the hour in terms of bells. The offi
cer of the dock then bids the messenger
of the watch to strike the bell
"There is somewhat more formality
at eight bells than at other times, for
then the hour is reported tothecaptain,
and the bell is not strnck until he has
said, 'Make it go.'
"Here is the routine at 8 a. m.: The
orderly says to the officer of the deck,
Eight bells, sir.' The officer of the deck
replies, 'Report to tho captain eight'
bells and chronometers wound, sir. ' The
orderly then goes to tho captain and
says, 'Eight bells and chronometers
wound, sir.' The captain, if he be to
minded, replies: 'Very well Make it
The orderly returns to the officer of
the deck' and Bays, 'Make it so.' The
officer of the deck says to the messenger
the watch, 'Strike eight bolls,' and
if everybody has been prompt the mes
senger strikes eight bells at exactly 8
a. m.
"Nobody knows whether it would be
eight bells if tbe dignified captain should
take it into his head to withhold bis
majestic 'Make it to, ' for an American
naval captain is so powerful a person
aboard ship and routine hM so powerful
hold ou the navy that perhaps the
captain, if so minded, might put the
nautical day oat of Joint
"When ships are cruising in tqnadron,
the entire fleet, lying in port, awaits
the flagnbip's bells. On all the other
ships the messenger stands by the bell,
clapper in baid, and as soon as the bell
hM sounded the bells throughout tbe
fleet are sounded. Lying, as they are,
quite close together, the effect is interest
ing and agreeable.
"The flagship also gives ont the time
to the other vessels every morning.
Shortly before seven bells, at 7:80
o'clock a. m. , a time signal is displayed
by the flagship. At exactly 7 :80 this
signal drops, the clocks on all the ships
are set,and seven bells is struck through
out the fleet
"The ship's bell serves not only to in
dicate the boors, but to signal a variety
of other things. When the ship carries
chaplain, the bell is tolled for service
on Sunday morning. The bell, however,
it not tolled at funerals. With a nice
sense of propriety the navy regulations
provide for the mere passing of tbe
word, 'AH hands bury the dead. ' In all
matters pertaining to death the navy is
distinguished for delicacy and a touch of
old fashioned sentiment, to be expected
of men who, in theory at leant, are sup
posed to be risking their lives in the
service of others.
The bell is also the fire signaL When
fire it discovered aboard ship, tbe bell
is rang rapidly, and tbe ship's company
responds with the proper appliances for
patting ont the fire. When a ship is in
action, however, the bell is not used at
a fire signal lest the knowledge that
there it a fire aboard ship throw the crew
into panio and distract them from their
business of fighting. A fire during ac
tion it reported to the captain, and he
details officers and men to the doty of
putting ont the blaza
Tbe ship's bell Is employed in all
the navies, except the Turkish, as a fog
tignaL When a ship lies at anchor in a
fog the bell is kept going with strokes
in sets of three, separated by a short in
terval The Turks, who have a distrust
of bells, nse dmms for this purpose.
"Tbe provisions of the United States
navy make it impossible that tbe various
signals of the bells shall be confused
one with another. The tolling for
church, tingle strokes, separated by a
single interval, cannot be mistaken for
the rapid. and irregular fire alarm, nor
can either of these be confused with tbe
triple fog signal , The half hour signals
are different from either of these. They
are sounded in pairs, with a short in
terval If an odd number is to be sound
ed tbe single ftroke comet hist "Bos
ton Globe,
Too roor.
Harry I cannot offer yon wealth
Murie; my brains are all tbe fortune
DORDeSS.
Marie On, Harry, if yon are at bad
ly off as that, I am afraid papa will
never give' hia oonsont Scribnor
Mugasiue.
Story of Moata Carta,
In tho good old dayt of M. Blano It
wm the custom, so the story goes, di
reotly a suicide wits found to stuff hit
pockets fall of bnuk notes. Tbit was
done to prove that his losxet at piny
were not the oaano of hit hurried de
parture from the shores of time. The
last person who received tliit generous
treatment wm, I believe, an American,
Ho was found lying in one of the qniet
alleys of tbe beautiful grounds, with an
empty bottle lube led "Poison" by hit
tide. The sooret agents of th bol
Blano Instantly staffed hit pockets full
of gold and notes, prepitratoiy to giving
information to tbe police. Ma toonor
bad they filled him m fall of lucre at
he could hold than the suicide leaped to
his feet, rained bit hat, exaltimed
"Thauk yon very much I" and went off
to enjoy himself with hit newly acquired
wealth. U. R. Siiut In "Dugouet't
Danuuerin'a,"
Jart I.Ike n Man.
Mrs. Somebody, who lives in Thir
tccnth street, has an infant son who it
Just beginning to walk. LMt week he
fell down stairs, so hit mother bought a
gate to put at the top of the stairs
There is a little metal socket screwed to
each sido of the stairs, and the gate fits
into these, It wm pnt np one day-
Wednesday, I think. It wm Mr. Some
body'! night at the lodge, and Mrs
Somebody remembered after he had
left the bouse that ho had not been told
of the gate. Shu wm so exercised for
fear he would fall over it when ha earn
in that she sat up for him. He wm late.
very late, and she wm very tired. And
yet when he did come, and realized how
devotedly she had waited op iu order to
save him a tumble, what do yon think
tho heartless man said?
"Why, my dear," said he, "why
didn t yon jnst lift the gate out?"
Wasn't that jnst like a man? Wash
ington Pont
FALSE tVITNEHSBS.
There are knavaa now and then met with who
renreernt return local til Here and anlionona
iimuil ae loenura wnn or pnearMing proper
I lee at into tnoM 01 tioaiettera nuimacn mi'
lera, The-e erampe only iireeed In folnlns
i their lrhy eompounila upon people nnic
qualntid with th- genuine article ,whlch ! at
morn ineir oproiM a aay ie 10 niant. ak
and lke no uftltut fir tne grand remedy for
mierin, oyeppeie, oonmipauon, rueumauun
enu aiuuvy iruuuto.
Cabhy-Comealona ami set In. If yon want
w nnre nime. 10 ta wait a minaie; rveaoi
tn bring thla lmp poet along to bauf on to
when I try to set out.
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Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cor Is taken Internally,
acting directly opon tbe blood and mooout
surfaces of tbe system, price, 7So. per bot
tle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Piso's Care is s wonderful Conth medi
cine. Mm. W. Pics it, Van Hlolen and
Blake Avcs .Brooklyn, N. Y.,Oot 26, 1801.
br
Great Narva Keetorap No file after the Sret
!' oee. atarrrloua rnree. Treatiae and tiot
trial bottle tm to fit cam Seod to Dr. tUlae,
HI Arch St, rblleaelphla, re.
Tar Gsbm-ia for breakfast.
run t. o, o. t.
If wt take up modern Ml M and look
over tht intp of the United States, ws m
the traoerloa of riven and rallroadt to In
tsrtwltitd m to bt confuting. But main
items and main streams art plainly lined.
It It vary much like a ohart of tht human
system, with nerves tnd arteries well rla.
iliied. Particularly do we ees the O, 8. N,
(real Boiatio Nerve), main item, whloh
oan oarry to ths iqiiant inoh more pain
than loins railroads carry In Irelght. A
prominent business man In a big oity wm
attacked by notation. Ths pain waiawlul,
lis hurried horns In tear that ha would bt
crippled by It. In half an hour he was
oured by Bt, Jsooha Oil. Ha now take bin
took in that fanitmi remedy, and travel!
on ths T. U. 0, Y. (take good oare ot your
self) plan, keeping a bottlt of tht (feat
pnm quis niwaye at nana.
Yl n. "ST
Tw Ki v"V.
All Mv Lifo
t bad that dlelrveelng dliesae. catarrh af '
the tdomaah. It proved most trouhUxmie
n the summer, and was aooumpanied by
that tired fooling.' I took
Hood's Sursaparilla
and hre not had a tingle aiteok of my
old ron p aint even during II. e xtrsmt
hot weather. Mv general health la alao
much neiter." Mint Miami A. Bsaas.
Oononrd, Nebraska. l; ill for 9.
if your skirt edges
wear out, it's because you don't
ue
BIAS VELVETEEN
SKIRT BINDINOS
It't taty to prove It for yourctlf,
Pon't take any binding unless you
ms "3. H. A M." on tht labol no
matter what anybody tails you. ,
If your dealer will not aupply you,
..we will. ,
Sand for Mianlet, howlnf labeli tnd mate
rials, to tho 3. H. k M. Co., . 0, Boi 699, New
YerkClty.
I I lent Ooueh rmn,nTeaiUoi. weal I -mJ
tn lima iMrthro "''" m I
BovsWaists
end ill It eta,
in atempe anil
wa will Mud
you a boya per.
eala or ralloo
waiii--l(hl
Antra, earn 4 to II: or M
bin troand. Mention thla
loailiol almllar benraii to i
list. Smllh'e Ueeh BWre, Han Franolaoo, VaL
smnnd. seat
els. for to nf. navy
la paper. Wa hava
nd yon. k tan
MnnH'e Pille rt heriaontmialy with
nOOa S flUS lino,!'. r-.irllla ,2e.
BEFORE i1
mm rible blood dis
ease t bad spent hundreds of dollars
trying various remedies and physi
cians, none of which did me any
good. My finger nails came off and
my hair came out, leaving me
perfectly bald. I then went to
hot oprmiGO
Hoolng to be cured bv thla celebrated
treatment but very toon became disgusted
and decided to try S.S.S. The effect wm
truly wonderful. I commenced to recover
at once, and after I bad taken twelve bot
tles I was entirely cured cured by SSA
wnen tne wono
renowned Hot
Springs bad failed.
xiu 7 t ....... i
ShrLa.tyty
9w took k tW PitMM lldlrl TlWMWlM Mrtov4 ft
SURE CURE for PILES
inwaaui. u. aoaakko, rati, tmT
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NEW
WAY
EAST
Portland, Walts Walla,
took ana, via O. a. AN.
kaltway nd Oreat
Northern Railway to
Moulaim pntiite, St.
Paul. Mlnaeapolla,
Omaha, HL Lou la. OkC
eao and Baal. Address
inaareal aaxnt. (!. u.
Donavan. M. Art.
rorUand.Or.iK.O. it
WMh.iC.O.DUon.flen, AaX.Snnkane.Wesh. No
dnat; roak-ballaat trarki tne enaneryi pales
leeplnt and dining oare: baffot llbrary oaie
nually loarlit Deepen; new eqalpmaal.
DR. CUMTS
I v inrnovso
v) LIVER
Z A FILLS
MIM PH
n tMapwVpMSlti Off lipl
irVrXni
One Flit far n Daaa.
i. naa Pill
wwawaviiiia n r aa
?,( ih anuai imttkm to
eapflf lit lha atMa
KHM.end eUaa tbatJnatetiifcHi better thai
iiMremaar anna Bar aamt. Tn nnau
anil au iam free, of lu boa l. . au en
m Mm avaaeav i,mm ran
hrvMaa tea
n am
iladeleliie7r
FRAZER
AXLE
CREASE
1 IN 1MB W0IID.
Its weartni qualities are nnanrptaead, actually
oailaauug two boxea of any other brand, tre
from Animal Oila. OCT
roa iauc r okkuon aud
mat OKKiuxa.
WAtHINttTON Mft-MCHARTe-
ae LMatert gaoeraUy.
Im. WINSLOWS nWuV
rOH CMILOfttN TCITHIM0
r le hf ll OraftffUtav t lHlta.
1. P. H. U. No. 628-8, ?. M. U. No. 709
If yen want a sure relief for paint in the back, tide, cheat, or
limbs, use
Allcock's
Bear in Mind Not one of the bott of counterfeit! and (ml
tatlont it at (rood at tbe genuine.
Porous
Plaster
"SJV f vmi olismat ana ntnviNt. w eaiy aSv ar, m. .i mi a oa NXy
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GEMS OF THOUGHT.
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Shakespeare.
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