'. perplexity. ' V ' ' Upon the sliawm he nightly played. wlUiln bis And over opposite t maid would nightly lit and slKh. ... ... lW hy grieve you no, O maiden fair? w by trt your ryr mrt Why lt you at the window there when you should be In bod?" "I am from Boston, ontle air," tho maiden apoko: ealii she: "A feminine philosopher you now before you I known shawm Is a cornet, and tuaft t little And oornl'as you may not know yet, Is Just the "But yet I enn not cipher out and rightly AltliouirVlt's That I think about and dream auouto mruia. . . Why he wlio over opposite doth nightly play one noni . . , , Is not Uie ancient what-is-lt,U bible anloorn. "And If a little corn be called a oornot proper- Why not a hornet? I'm appalled; Uie thing And tlwn she dialled and moved Uie man anient Illy waw.u. And a little romance thus began, all owing to uie snawm. Warms Tribune, HER LOVE'S GRAY LENT. All lent that year had been exceed-Ino-lv drcarv. Outwardly it was "gray lent" in deed. Perhaps Valeska lo Vcro would not have noticed a to tnttcn nnn sue uecu less wretchedly unhappy. But it seemed so like what her life . had become just as devoid of light, mlor and sweet, vivifvinsr inOueoces. "Alas, if I could only (eel it would endure only for a season. But for me it is the long lent of lovo, to end in the grayer gloom of the grave," she said to herself. She had gone into the pretty con servatory where even the lovingly tended flowers seemed to pine lor tue sunshine. She had paused beforo a marble pedestal holding a costly china pot. in wlncll was growing asienuer rose-iree. It was a rare aud precious variety. and in its native air it would no doubt have bloomed luxuriantly. But it bore only a single, perfect blossom an exquisite disk of strange, pearly while, tinted at the daintily crimpled edges with the faintest luni inous purple and the fragrance was subtle and sweet, like eastern incense. That roso was all Valeska possessed to recall the days which were no more. It was the sole thing in her possession which seemed as a link between her and the man she bad learned to love only after she had spurned him front berT And it was his gift the cherished gift of Iioel bt. Kegis! He had been her guardian, although still a young man. She had believed herself to be an heiress, and she had lavished money upon every sort of fancy and extrava gance. And after her imperious and frivol ous prodigality sue learned one fatal day that instead of having a fortune, as she bad believed, she was absolutely oenniless a beggar dependent upon her guardian'a xrenerosity. In her bitter mortification, in her wild shame at ber unbounded waste of another's means she reproached her indulgent guardian. "Did you think 1 bad no pride, no conscience, no sense of honor, that you should deceive me so meanly?" she uumanaea in passionate anger ana pain. "Did you plot such an outrage that you might force me iuto your power that you mignt noid me at your mercy, bound nuder obligations I conid never cancel?" Even now, at she stood there gazing with tear-blinded eyes at the pre ions gift rose, sbo could see the white agony of his face as he winced under her fierce dennnciatioo. Eveu now she could heat1 hit voice he answered her. "Dearest child." be said, 'try to be lieve Uiat X only wanted yon to m happy. I value money only for jour sake." All I possess is subject to your command. I love you. my tweet darling; and I have tried to think that some time you would care for me enough to become my wife. But I would not compel you, my little love. And whether you can ever care for me or not, sweetheart, I shall worship you to the end of my days. Ton will be first and best and dearest with me always; everything I own on earth is yours now, and will continue yourt when I shall be no more." Hit forbearance, the startling knowl edge that be loved her, only seemed to aggravate ber torture and indignation. "X be your wife?" she cried, in scathing mockery. "Why, I despiso you! I hate you! There is nothing on earth I hate so profoundly and irre vocably at I hate you." And with that wild speech the fled from him. She had never met him since that tragic day. The same night she closed his doors behind her forever, determined to seek employment of tome tort re solved to labor as woman had never labored before, until she could pay back dollar for dollar and so cancel ber hateful debt to him. Strangely enough, before the event ful day Had ended Valeska le Vcro had in very fact and truth become an heir ess. An only brother, much older than the, whom nobody had seen for years, and of whom nobody ever expected to hear again, bad just died in far Australia, making her the sole heiress of $500,000. The instant her fortune was in her possession she scrupulously computed ber debt to ber guardian and tent it to him with liberal interest. "And now I am free. Dear heaven, I am free!" the bad cried, exultantly, to herself. But her freedom brangbt her no joy no peace. Now that the bad surrendered her self completely from Noel St. Regis, an unaccountable tense of dissatisfaction beset her. . She cared for none of the advant ages and pleasurea which richet com mand. Something more priceless than wealth, dearer than the world's de lights, and tweeter tven than ber free dom, bad passed from ber life, leaving ber helpless and bewildered. Memories of Noel St Regis haunted her throughout the long, lagging days nd the wakefnl nights. With an almost maddening shock the at last realized that she actually loved the man the had to unfeelingly spurned. She was bowed to the dust in 'her humiliation, her unavailing remorse ,nd yearning despair. "Hove him; on, pitying heaven, I lore him!" the wept, with inch an- Euished tears at the had never shed efore. "I loved him even when I was most cruel, even when I wounded and repelled him. And I can never charm him back to mo; my offense is beyond pardon. It Is my just and de. served punishment that he should now dospise mo." . All duriug tho dreary lout he had scorned noar to her. A ring of the door-bell, footsteps tipou the pavement behind her, car riage wheels suddenly stoppiug noar ber all would cause her to start with a fooiisn nappy ioouug wai u w uvi come to pardon her. And it will alwavs be so," alio thought, misorably. "I shall think of him and uiue for hint every momeut as long as I live But alas! no prayers win onng mm oacs. io mo. ru It is mv lent of love a loug gray lout. with no angel to roll the stono away from the sepulchor whore I buried my nm haiininess." Sbo plucked the strange, gleamlug rose and pinned it in tho corsage of her walking-dress, and presently she start ed for one of tue aiuuoss ami suuuu-y ttrolls which had come lo have a fasci nation for her. It happened to-day that she had reached one of the most thronged and fashionable avenues before she noticod lli Hi rod inn in which she was KOillir. She carried an umbrella, for oue of those gray, leuten mists tilled tue air nrith a alowlv fallinir drizzle. Her face was hidden, but tho gloam ing rose was conspicuous against tue lusterless black of bor cloak. A gentleman passing caught a glimpse of tue rare aua peculiar uuww, started, paused, thon turned aud fol Inurmi hoe. "Great heaven! To think how I havo searched this city for her, and to thiuk how I should havo lost bor again hut fhr that little flower, he" murmured. s he 'kept the slowly ruoviug figure in view. Valoska uncousciously coutiuued ou her way for a block or so. Then she turned suddenly upon a crossing which seemed for the moment passable. She was scarcely half way across when there was a sudden tumult; men shouted aud womeu screamed, and she was startled by somobody warning her back. Sho stormed, bewildered. And at the instant a great gaunt steer, mad with thirst and the terror of pursuit, nlunired directly toward her, its eyes bloodshot and fierce, its immense horns lowered as if to attack her. The suddeuness of it dazed ber and held her rooted to the spot Those terrible horns wore tearing through her garments, in a secoud more her death would have been al most inevitable, when a powerful arm was clasped about ber waist and she was lifted bodily to a place of safety, while the wild creature of the prairies rushed bellowing down the street "Yon are not burl! But your mi brella is useless! Will yon permit me to oner you mine? ner rescuer s.nu in the calm, masterful voice which used so to exasperato ber in the old days. She turned with a start, glanced in a scared piteous way at his inscrutable face, aud men oegan to cry soitiy on hind ber veil. "Do you still hate me, Valeska?" he asked as she walked humbly enough beside bim. "I hate onlv myself. Oh, I hate myself more than words" can tell, she confessed iu a low voice. They - reached a cab-stand, and Valeska did not object when he lifted her to a seat in a coupe and placed himself beside ber. It was so sweet, so dear, to have him care for her in the old tender fashion. "If you would only forgive my cruelty and let me care tor you always, sweetheart," he ventured. Her great eyes oponed wide. "You cruel to me? Oh, Noel, Noel, how can you say that when the cruelty was all mine? when I am dying with grief becausa I know you can never forgive roef ' she panted, recklessly. St. Kesris laughed softly, joyously. And the next moment his arms were about her, and bis lips were pressed to hers. "My love, my bride," he said, brokenly. Then be touched the crushed rose upon hex bosom and added: "It was this little flower which has restored you to me, darling. Only for it I should not have followed you and been near to save you from that . : 1. 1 - , lurriuiu nuiinai. Valeska shuddered. But her past peril soon vanished from her mind in the knowledge of her great huppiness. For she knew the ray lent of her love was over. amuy awry taper. ruritlUN KAKtH MUNtT. Bank Hoses In England, Franer, Sooth America, Germany, China, Italy, JEte. The Bank of England note is about 5x8 inches in dimensions, and is print ed iu black ink on Irish linen water lined paper, plain white, and with ragged edges. The notes of the ISanrino do trance are made of white, water-lined paper, printed iu blue and black, with numer ous mythological and allegorical pict ures, and running in denominations from the 20-franc note to the 1,000 frnoc. South American currency, in most countries, is about the size aud gen eral appearance of American bills, ex cept that cinnamon brown aud slate blue are the prevailing colors, and the Spanish and Portuguese are the pre vailing languages engraved on the face. The German currency is rather ar tistic. The bills are printed in green and black. They run in denomina tions from 6 to 1,000 marks. Tho lat ter bills are printed on silk fiber paper. The Chinese paper currency is in red, white and yellow paper, with gilt lettering and gorgeous little hand- drawn devices. The bills, to the or dinary financier, might pass for wash ing bills, but they are worth good money in the Flowery Kingdom. Italian notes are of all sizes, shapes and colors. The smaller bills 5 and 10 lire notes are printed on white paper in pink, blue and carmine inks, and ornamented with a finely engraved vignette of King Humbert The 100-ruble note of Russia it barred from top to bottom with all the colors of the rainbow, blended as when shown through a prism. In the cen ter, in bold relief, standi a large, finely executed vignette of the Empress Catherine I. This is in black. The other engraving it not at all intricate or elaborate, but it well done in dark and light brown and black inks. - The Austrian bill it printed on light colored thick paper, which shows none of tbe silk fiber markt or geometrical linet used in American currency at a protection against counterfeiting. Each bears upon it a terrible warning to counterfeiters, threatening the peni tentiary confinement "to any one who oliall make, tell or have in possession any counterfeit or fac-simife of this 111 II," : ARTISTIC WALLS. How to Select Wall -Paper that Is Cheer ful and KfTOetlve. The highest art is uow displayed In the designs for wall-papers, and there is no discounting the magnificent ap pearances of tome of those latest pattorns whou properly placed on the sides of tho room. Largo figures in old gold, especially scroll work in borders, are used. Iu selecting wall-paper it should bo chosen iu uocordauce with good taste, and tho most important question to decide is whether it is to Tin a decoraliou for itseft or whethor ,t is to become a more back ground for pictures. In either case tho colors should bo subdued in tone, and two shades of light drab or silver-gray will be found the most appropriate for this purpose Whore wator-color drawings are huug in a drawing-room paper of embossed white or cream color, with very small spots of gold, will not be amiss. The patterns should also bo selected with lufeivuco to the place. Whore a large part of the wall is to bo fn-esonted to tho eyo a greator play of ine in the pattorns may be attractive, but iu all othor situations tho patterns should be comparatively simple. It is a mistake to make the wall-paper decorations of the sumo color of the furniture. lusluud of repeating the color of the furniture aud hangings it should oppose it Coutrast is as essen tial i.s simplicity to good taste in household decoration. In selecting papers for the walls one should not trust simply to tho pattern books. A paper that has been ordered will often look darker or lighter after it is hung than it did In the pattern book. In order to avoid disappoint ment iu this respect it is advisable to tako several lengths of the paper and suspeud them sido by side on the wall, and notice carefully tho general effect it has upon the eye and the room. Tho leaves of certaiu plants conveutioiially treatod are very effectivo decorative forms. The ivy, "ma pie. oak aud fig leaves are beautifully adapted to Ibis purpose, and tboy come iu large and small designs on wall paper. Where two shades of the same color are em ployed, and quletuoss of ctlecl is espe cially desired, the overlaid tint should bo but vcrv littlo darker than the ground; and if drawiugs and other things aro to be hung upon it the pat tern should be hardly discoruible from a little distance. The most dreary method of decorat ing tho wall of a sitting-room is to cover it all over with au unrelieved pattern of monotonous design. Vet many housewives who are careless about such matters, or probably do not know the secret of the art, will do this every Spring that their paper is changed. Paper-hanging should in no case be allowed to cover the whole space of a wall from skirting to ceil ing. A plinth space of plain color, cither iu paper or distemper, should be left to a height of two or three feet from the floor. A light wood mould ing, stained or gilded, should separate this from the paper abwe. A second space of frieze, left just below the ceiling and tilled with arabesque orna ment is always effective, but, oi course, always involves more expense. Gold, when judiciously iutroduced, is always a valuable adjunct in the de sign of paper hangings, but it fre quently doubles and sometimes treb les tho price of a piece. ..V. 11 World NONDESCRIPT ANIMALS. Bird Fish In (lie llay of Dengal-Bfarlne Ox in China. A reporter in Portland recently noticed an old sailor seated ou the deck of a ship, busy stuffing the skin of some kind of nondescript animal which looked like a flying lish which had died before acquiring much of its plumage, says the Oreyonian. When asked about the creature, the old salt replied: "I hardly know what it is. It Lsn't a bird and it isn't a flying fish, but it has some of tho marks of both. It could sing and it lived in the water most of the time. It came aboard in the Bay of Bengal. I was on the look out just before daylight one morning and was staudiug noar the heel of the bowsprit when I heard something chirping and twittcriug near me. 1 could not imagine what It was, n-i wo wero far from'land, but, peeping down in a coil of rope near the rail, I saw this.qaeer bird fish silling ou tho deck trying to sing. I had a largo bamboo cage in the forecastle, aud so I put the fislr in this cage and filled ono of the pans with salt water and thought if it was a bird it could got on a perch, and if it was a tih it could go into the water." "Which did it tako to?" "Well, it lived most of tho lime in the water, but often, especially at night, it would fly out and amuse me nnd my mess-mutes by trying to sing. One night as we wero passing through the Straits of Malacca we had tho cage upon the caboose, aud the thing was singing its best when suddenly Hying lish began coiniuz ou board by the dozen-i, and in half an hour wo had a biscuit-box full, and we had fried fly ing fish fur everybody ou board as long as we were in the straits. When we touched at Singapore the native fisher men said it was a king Hying fish, nnd that it would call the other (lying lish on board whenever they were within hearing." The sailor added that ho owned tho animal about a year, and that neither he nor any of bis com panions bad ever seen another like it. A story similar to the one from Port land Is contributed to tbe Pittsburg JWs patch by a Hong Kong correspondent: There is a big lake in the Linchuen district of Foochow, China, about 30 li in circumference. During winter the furmii's, by the aid of rude and prim itive machinery, pump out its water to Irrigate their' fields. Lately some fishermen, when the water was rather low, were fishing on the lake nnd saw through the clear water a huge ani mal resembling an ox in every particu lar, except that the head had no horns. The news of the discovery of this strange beast caused great commotion, and with much difficulty nnd excite ment, it was finally caught. Its hairs, or rather bristles, wero hard and thick, and it weighed several hundred catties. The most learned of tho village patriarchs failed to designate the an imal by its proper name. Hotel in lluenos Ayrea. The visitor's first experience of tin hotels in Buenos Ayres is his first dis appointment. Willi tho exception of the Grand Hotel, which would rank with third and even fourth class houses iu Europe, all the thirty or forty hotels of Buenos Ayres occupy inadequate buildings,nnd they are badly furnished, badly managed, and altogether wretched, dirty, and comfoitloss. Nevertheless the proprietors make good profits. They charge from $2.60 to $12 fold a day for each person, and their ouos are alwavs full. MISSING LINKS, About seven hundred and J'fiy couples are divorced uummlly in Ber lin. . Capt. William Bruce of vSuu Fran cisoo has just out his third set of tooth ut SI. Ex-Coiigrosstuan Morrill of Kansas has laken out n commission as notary public. Mr. Gladstone's Idea of bequests Is Ui us sot forth! "What is wrested from mo by the grip of death. I cuu in no sense be said to give." Tho daughters of the Princess of Wales aro said to bo ablo to go into tho kitchen and cook a meal's victuals, but they never do it Mr. Donew is said to havo bcou of fered $100,000 a joar to edit a news paper, but he is so busy editing a rail road that he cau't accept. Seaweod is now uiado lulo a tough paper, whioh takes tho place of window glass. Whou colored the effect is sim ilar to slniuod or palutod glass. Texas claims 1,513,285 horses and hoails the list. Illinois Is next with I, 123,973. In valuation Texas claims $ID,(;iS,o23 and Illinois UD.JJU.SUO. Seuator Worst is said to bo ono of the best members of tho North Dakota senate. Hois tho author of the best oodoof school laws in tho northwest. John Stephenson, the man who built the first street car, is a very halo old gentleman nt tho ago of 80. Ho Is frequently seen walking ou Broadway in preference to taking car. More land Is owned bv railroad com panies (211,000,000) acres) than would make six states as largo as Iowa. Since 18G1 no less than 181,000,000 acres of laud havo beeu given to railroad com panies. Ptuilus, tho famous singer of Hou laugism, has refused an otfer of 30,0110 francs n month to sing nt Berlin. He replied: "Magnilicuut olTcr in the case of any other country, but in ller liu never!" Kate Upson Clarke writes that there are no snakes in Bermuda. It is pre sumed, therefore, that a native case of delirium tremens consists largely in tiglitiug ceutipedes, which may or may not be an improvement. The first gun made for tho Confed eracy is uow iu the possession of Mrs. II. I. Miller, of Chattanooga, whoso father made it nt Holly Springs, Miss., in 1861. It originally laid a rilled barrel, and is still in good condition. John J. Ingalls says he never felt uetier iu nis uie man now nun never hnppiur. It is a relief to got rid of re sponsibility aud feel that ho is a free man again. Some people will not be lieve this, he says, but it is a fact nil tho same. James Whitcomb Riloy lives on the wiug; uow in the best Indianapolis hotel, thcu with bis pister. The next be is otf somewhere lecturing. "Think of it," ho says. "I never owned a desk in my life, and dou't kuow what it is to have a library." Twenty-nine-thirtielhs of all the diamond mines In the world are con trolled by one compnnv, whose capital ization is $18,000,000. " In tho mines of Kiniberly, South Africa, eight-tenths of one carat is found in every 1,600 pounds of dirt taken out. Tho three or four French artists who started out two or three' years ago to introduce men angola in their pictures of heaven have bad to give it up aud return to all females, if there is any heaven for men the public won't admit it at least in the angel business. Queen Victoria has a good heart She has responded to a call for help from a leper hospital by sendiug two of her photographs. It was a gracious act. A look at the queen t picture may not cure a leper, but it may serve to make him more contented with bit lot. Frank R. Stockton was invited to dinuer an Washington some days ago by an artful hostess, who had the ices served in the form of a lady and a tiger. "Now, which?'' sho coolly asked when they came on. "Both, if vou please." he replied; and the prob lem is still unsolved. Dr. John Ege, of Reading, in Penn sylvania, who has of late been experi menting with skin grafting botwecn white and black persons, has found that the transferred skin docs not maintain its original color, but grad ually assumes that of the man of whom it has becomo part and parcel. A woman of Vnllcv City, Dak., wagered that she could put tho slips on five pillows while nny man present at a church fair could encase ouo, and seven different men took her tip and suffered defeat. No man can ever acquire the kunck of holding a pillow iu his teeth to work with both hands. Tho monument to be erected in Ten nessee over tho remains of Davy Crock ett tho famous hunter, is to be of Ten nessee grnnito, and something over thirty-seven fecj high. It is to have various designs representing pioneer life. Col. Crockett looks down over the grizzly bear he loved to hunt, but the wise coon that always came down without waiting to bo shot is strangely left but of tho design. Edwin Knowlcs, a Brooklyn theat rical manager, recalls on incident in connection with Lawrence Barrott't appearance in Paterson, N. J., his nativo town. Whenever he played there his father donned his best clothes and occupied a conspicuous seat in the audience. On one occasion, aftor the actor had scored unusual applause, tho old man, carried away oj tue en thusiasm, jumped to bit foet and ex claimed: "That's my son Larry!" . There are about 200 tea-tasters in New York. Tho habits of these men aro exceedingly curious. Some of them refuse lo ply their trade save in the morning, on" the ground that the sense of taste can not be trusted after it has been bewildered by hours of work. Most of them avoid the use of tobacco and of highly seasoned food. Their accuracy of tasto it astonishing. A tea-taster will grade and price a dozen qualities of tea all from the same cargo. Dr. Carl Peters, in his published ac count of his expedition for tbe relief of Emin Pnslia, telatcs that when the natives attempted to plunder n carrier and steal his mule bo seized 600 head of their cattle, and at another place, when tho natives attempted to seize some of his goods for tribulo, ho ap propriated 2,000 head of their cattle, nnd, iu the battle that ensued, ho killed nearly 150 wen. And yet tbe African is slow to appreciate the beauties of civilization. - Mourning I'aper. Mourning paper is going out of fash ion abroad. Instead, a iiltla triangle is printed in Hie corner of U- envelope and tho note onuer. BRAZILIAN CANNIBALS. Atl.r,,..l.l K.lirrl.nore l''b'' T n ltivul of of uiiut --- There Is in prison l Salluw. of Minns (!mvh' ft im-.isler .1 iinn tu form, says a Rio Jane ro hilter lug personification of ouo of . Gil bert's very queer clmictois-tho Jack tar who sang: 1 am the rook, siul the rnnlsln l'. Ami Iho mt.lhlmlt aii.l the bo II tight, Anil ll.o erew of the em-t;.ln sl. Tho following' 'nun ,ha Jl,"r,m' CiiUutt do Uopohtimt, tell bis strange "".''J'1 . .. . I...I i Learning mat mem mm fined In the lail of this town by he onorgotlo polico delogato an individual who for months had been living on human llosh a desire arose for toeing him, uothwlllistunding tho horror that at regards him Is Inspired in every henil. Hi '" ' Clumonto Mm. lie is a mulatto, about 28 years old. medium height and of alight body; a Hat forehead, oliliquo eye, with black pupils; deformed foot, with concave oles; a nallvo of this dlstrlul. Without the slightest disturbance of manner ho replied to my question ... ,..i,.iw,r it wm-o true that ho had been living cm humau flesh, that not only babul llasilio.I.enndro,nd others for a long tlmo had been living on this food. . What purpose lod yon to practice inch acts, barbarous beforo God and man?" To kill mv hunger, master. "How did you nmko your first vic tim?'' , , "I was at Leandio's house whou ha Invited me to eat a piece of a boy that ho had killed In a thicket, whore the lad was gathering fruit and as 1 was very hungry and had no oilier resourco I accepted the luvitniion for tho first time. On the next day returning boint I found a woman asleep by tho road sido and was at once tempted to kill her. I took a stone and mndo my first victim and carried her homo to satisfy my hunger. Some davs aftor I killed Slmpllclo, and invited r'raiicisea and Severn, who were dying from starvation, to help mo tat him. "Wlfn Simpliclo't Beth wnt finished and I being without nuy menus of satis fying my hunger Frnucisca told mo to kill her two children for us lo eat which I did. Two weeks nfler, In the samo straits, llasillo and 1 killed Fran clsca for tho sniiio purpose. After ward I found that Basillo had stolen a shirt from mo aud 1 killed him when ho was unsuspiciously gathering roots fer supper. I only nto a Utile of him, tor I was arrested two days after kill ing him. This was Iho last I killed." Tho police found a part of Basillo salted down nnd tho cuuiilbals eating tho calves of tho victim's logs with a good appctlto. "Does human flesh have au agreeable taste?" No, It Is rather sweetish. Tho best things I found in thoso that I killed were Iho brains, tongue, and marrow; I suffered slightly from dinrrhroa while I a imiinf neniilu's flush." "How did you prepare the flesh or eatlugf " We ato it roast or boiled with good ileal of pepper." "Did not tho remains of your victims inspire you with four?" When I looked ut them 1 felt slight tremor." "Did you sleep woll?" "Perfectly quiet." - "Havo you no roinomo for having practiced sueh abominable and wicked climes?'' "1 no longer remember having done such acts." A Joke on the Joker. A young man who seemed to he boil ing over to do something smart was a passenger on a Michigan arcnuo car tho other day. After racking his massive brain for awhile, ho took out a silver dollar and laid it on the scat, and took a seat opposite. Tho car soon slopped at a crossing lo lot on an old woman with a market basket. Sho saw the empty sent and the dollar, and it didn't -take her over thirty seconds to drop herself into the placo and the dollar lulo nor pocket. "Excuse ine. ma'am," said the joker, "but I've lost a dollur. I thiuk I left it on that seat." I don't" sho bluntly replied. "But I'm sure of It Did you pick up a dollar?" "None o' -our blznoss, sir!" "But all of us saw you pick it up. ma'nm, and I can provo it was mine." Look-a-here, young chap!" she said as sho put down nor basket, "if it's a row you want you'll Una mo ready! i allow no one to walk on mor ' But, ma'am I loft " "Conio on, then!" she snid as the ttood up and doubled up her fists. am a peaceful woman, and I want to get along the easiest way, but if I must ugiit i wiiii" Everybody begnn to clnp and laugh. and the smart Alec took drop off tho platform without asking what it was an auout. vctrou trjx rrtn. An Irian I-iogond. Among the legeuds of Ireland Is this beautiful and suggestive myth the islands of life and death. In a certain lake la Munstcr there wero two isl ands. Iuto the first death could novor enter, but ago and sickness and the weariness of life and the paroxysms of fearful suffering all were there known, and they did their work till the inhab itants, tired of their iminortnllty, learned to look upon tho opposite island as upon a haven of reposo. Xhoy launched tholr barks upon tho gloomy waters; they touched its shore and tlioy were at rest This logond represents with pathetic Hdollty the sad Erin of to-dny, looking over to Atlantis across tho sea America, the haven of rnposo, tho shores of rost Or thn & firm nnn nt t-;.,i. .i.. - - - - -. v. ..o ircumu IIUIT left in Ireland It is snfo to say 60 uor iu " niiiuiuon somo nny to see tho land of tho freo and tho home of Yankee Doodle. Lewhion Journal. Tendor-IIoarted. Judge Q , who onco presided over a criminal court down cast was famous as one of tho most compassion nto men who ever sat upon the bench, says the youtlCs Companion. His soft ness of heart, however, did not prevent hiin from doing his duty ns a judge. A man who had been convicted of stealing a small amount was brought into court for sentence Ho looked very sad and hopeless and the court wos much moved by bit contrite ap pearance r "HllVO VOII AF,P hiUM f .Imprisontiiont?" tho judge asked. ..oici-uiivon- exciaiuiou the inxouui, uursiiug into tears, "Dou't cry-dnn't cry," said Judge now!" consoliD8,J! "jou'ro going to bo EVERDING FllONT STRKKT, - DKAI.KRH IN X Wheat, Oats and Mill Feed of all Kinds, HAY, SHINGLES, LIME. LAND PLASTER. Also Flour, Bacon, and a nROCfRI!Pft General Assonmeniui w mmmmj Which wo Sell Cheap lor Oh. (livo us n Cull. EVERDING & FARRELL. CI; ATS'KANTJfl LINK. STEAMER G. W. SHAVER, ! J. W. SHAVER, Mftoter. id. H b 1 IVd'iii " Uiilihilt. Ml ''"I"''. I"db.rv, Sl. lU'lUrlllHJt; iih'iwihj, '""""v ' STEAMER MANZANILLO, GKOJtOK SHAYKR, M.wtcr. U'.m- Portland Tur.biv and Tlmr-day. fort I.A1K AXI Kaii.l I InlMmwIlati. i..b.li :?.. TV: ' .....V .i..J , i s,i . r sk a muK a w a . r a ll LA M r T and W r'i hiKf. UCIIII 1IMIH IM' . .1 I. .a .It.. s. ...,lt.I II OS kilts Hst ilrtl' -Now is the Time GEORGETOWN! - Thin Pc.Hinthlo Properly Airjoins crn Pitcifio ONE HOUR'S RIDE And in Only li Miles Irom St, St renin, rtinn within 200 yimlu of thin Property, fur- 'mailing an InexluuiKiible mipply ol Witter for i all I'urpoMcH. I - LOTS, 50X100 FEET, Ranging in Price, from $")0 JOS. KELLOGG & Joseph Kellogg and Northwest FOR COWLITZ RIVER. XTfsI?Tl f f irCT '"v,' KKIVO MuikIrv. W.li.-..l.iy ami fri.luy.al rVIi 1 1 1 IVl J ,1 o'rliifk A, M Uavva I'OUTI.AXII Tiuwlsy. Tbiir.-ilnv ami Pntiirilnr alii ii'. lm k A. M. t)jnVjl 11 1 Ij 1 j ! A I I Hiin.lnvi-...U'.I, arrlvlnif atl'iirilsml at l":'i A. M. JleturnhiK. Iivin I'OKTI.A NO M i;! I. M., nrriviiiff at lUUilrral 7 o chirk I'. M. 7. L. 70SS0N it SON. Wot'atrr lull ""SEEDS, , FERTILIZERS, trial oritur. F. L. rOSSON A BON, 200 BvccEmu to muss niton D KKKI'KKH' BLl'l'LIKM. t.lvm na i ON'T BUY YOUR DRUGS But at ANYWHERE FRESHEST, PUREST, AND BEST Yon will find the The Clatskanie Dr. Lai tand set nnl a write nir imr Ma. TRY ft A THE LEFFEL WATER WHFFI ft. fkmnf en.. mrssxsJFLeSSt I & FARRELL, - , IORTUM), ()hECok lb., uk IVIul. and all Intermedial.-Hi, " t to Secure a Lot In- Milton Station, on tho North-i HnilroiuJ, FROM PORTLAND, Helen, the County Scut, m tbe - to $100,. can be Secured from I r I P1IIT7CD I D. J. SWITZER, St. Helens, Oregon. CO S STEAMERS al.irkot Iho 1'rry aCar-N raraan it mi li iii TREES, BULBS, II isi'aW ETC., KK8 2nd Stroot, Portland, Owgoa. catalwjvk mi a regular DRUG STORE of everything at Drug Store J. E. HALL. Proprietor. MORE POWER . . I f-ra I'IATCs? w I ll ..s a J i,.iHsnsti sV IHUI. WHEEL